1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,400 This was a mistake. 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:05,920 Shut up. Pardon? 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,360 HORN HONKS 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,360 You're mad. 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,920 Wow. 6 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,600 APPLAUSE 7 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:30,120 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 8 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,960 Hello! Hello, I'm Greg Davies, welcome to Taskmaster. 9 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,800 There's a famous Shakespearian idiom which simply states 10 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,520 "Brevity is the soul of wit." 11 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,880 Well, I'm taking advice from you, am I, 12 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,880 a man who wear a giant detachable collar? Doubt it. 13 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,440 I've heard you didn't even write your plays, Shakey, swear down. 14 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,320 Give me advice about what's funny? 15 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,120 Running around London with a big codpiece 16 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,720 sticking out of your leggings, 17 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:03,480 and I'm listening to you about the introduction to a comedy show, am I? 18 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,120 Wouldn't have thought so, Shakespeare. 19 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,000 What should I do, 20 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,840 just come on and say "Forsooth" or something? 21 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,320 That's proper put me in a bad mood that has. 22 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,320 Going bald and then growing your hair long anyway, 23 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,640 now you're lecturing me about introductions? 24 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,320 That's proper put me in a bad mood that has, Shakey. 25 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,640 So... 26 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,800 good luck to our contestants. 27 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:33,040 They are Fatiha El-Ghorri, 28 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,640 Jason Mantzoukas, 29 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,920 Mathew Baynton, 30 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,920 Rosie Ramsey, 31 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,640 and Stevie Martin. 32 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,640 And next to me, a man who told me in private 33 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,440 that he once ran his fingers over the seat of a chair 34 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,680 because someone told him Princess Anne had sat on it. 35 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,520 It's little Alex Horne. 36 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,600 She's an amazing lady. Take it away, mate. 37 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,320 Yes. It's your chat section, it's all yours. It is, yeah, 38 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,360 and I'm glad you called me mate cos we are mates aren't we, 39 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,000 we hang out. And what do we do when we hang out? 40 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,280 BOTH: We...do... 41 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,800 ..Word...searches. 42 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,120 We always do our wordsearches, don't we? 43 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,120 So I've got one for you, Greg. Yeah. Can you spot five words, Greg? 44 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,400 Have a look at the wordsearch. Five words. 45 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,960 Love a wordsearch, what can you see, Greg? Five words there. 46 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,240 Yeah, I can see Greg. Greg. See Greg written a lot. 47 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,280 Well, it says "Alex is cool guy amirite?" 48 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,760 Alex is cool. 49 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,280 Let's start the...let's start the show. 50 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,680 Let's move on to the Prize Task. 51 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,840 OK, here we go then. And this week we're both interested 52 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,240 because they've been asked to bring in the best thing 53 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,560 for a middle-aged man to keep on his bedside table. 54 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,000 As always, five points for the best thing. 55 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,400 At the end of the show five things for a middle-aged man 56 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,240 could go well go home with a young-aged woman, 57 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,120 but which thing will Greg like best, guys? It's time to find out. 58 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,600 Hello, Rosie. Hello. What have you imagined? 59 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,000 I've got two children. I've got two boys. OK. 60 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,840 I adore them. They are literally my entire world. 61 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,960 One day they're gonna grow up. Hmm. 62 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,120 And they're not gonna want anything to do with me. 63 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,240 Oh. 64 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,760 Ah. 65 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,880 So I just thought if there was a picture of me 66 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,720 on the side of their bed. Yeah. That they could just go, 67 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,720 "Ah, I'll text her today." Just that, 68 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,160 I don't want anything more than that. 69 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:34,520 You want a constant reminder to your sons... No, not con... 70 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,800 ..on their bedside? No, listen. No, no, no. Right, listen, 71 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,960 look, look at the, it's not constant, cos look, 72 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,040 I've put a little curtain. 73 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,240 You've put a sex curtain on your mum's... 74 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,640 I put a sex curtain on. 75 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,040 Your kids' partners, in middle age... 76 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,560 Oh, they won't have partners, are you kidding? 77 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,680 Those sons are doomed. Yeah, right. 78 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,080 I'm not that bad. 79 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,040 And I think that's the intention of this device. 80 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,040 Yeah. Mums are always watching. 81 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,360 Who's next? Mat Baynton next. Mat, Mathew. 82 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,000 I think the best thing for a middle-aged man 83 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:20,800 to have on his bedside table is a book of poetry. Aw. 84 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,760 Devotions by Mary Oliver. 85 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,360 On a pretentious easel? 86 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:30,160 There's something about middle age, 87 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,760 your back hurts, your children don't respect you, 88 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,480 your partner even less so. 89 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:40,040 Do you need your mam? Whatever humble achievements... 90 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:49,720 Oh, so, so far you... So this hypothetical middle-aged man. 91 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:54,080 OK. He reaches over, he opens the book, he reads a poem. 92 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:57,520 And something speaks to his heart, 93 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,440 and his heart opens, 94 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,720 and there's a little bit more magic in his world. 95 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,320 Are they uplifting, are the poems up...? 96 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,560 Really uplifting. Can you name some of her poems? 97 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,040 Well, the one that springs to mind doesn't support my argument, 98 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,760 but it's called When Death Comes. Oh. 99 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,200 Two down. Two down. Mm-hm. Stevie to go. 100 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:24,400 So I think that what a middle-aged man would need 101 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,920 in his life is, like, a bit of mystery. Yeah, I agree. 102 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,760 Like a bit of like, "Oh, hang on. What's happening there?" 103 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,480 So far I agree, do you agree? OK? I agree if you agree. Yeah. 104 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:38,560 So I think if you put, like, a quill on your bedside table... 105 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,200 Fucking hell. Cos it makes... 106 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,400 She brought a quill. A quill?! Yeah, there's the quill. 107 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,000 It's a nice one. 108 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,000 And just be a bit like, "What's that doing there?" 109 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,440 like why do you need it, and it would open up a conversation 110 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,680 that might be interesting. 111 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:59,320 I've never given everyone one point before. 112 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:03,760 Right, Jason. OK, so I now cannot sleep the night through 113 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,640 without having to get up once or twice to go to the bathroom. 114 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,400 I'm on three. Three? OK. 115 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,520 So you're just a couple of years ahead of me, 116 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,160 and you know what, it's good to have a little flashlight, 117 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,880 or as you call it a torch, on your bedside table 118 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,280 so that you can find your way to the bathroom 119 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,840 without turning all the lights on and thus waking yourself up. 120 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:25,240 Can I say, this man is speaking my language. 121 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:28,000 Here's the thing. I went a little overboard. 122 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:32,240 A normal flashlight has between 80 and 120 lumens. 123 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:36,040 The flashlight I brought has 200,000 lumens. 124 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,680 And I was told... Wow. 125 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,560 ..for your safety I could not turn it on in the studio 126 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,960 with people in it. Your dumb health and safety said that 127 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,280 I couldn't endanger the audience. Yeah, it is dumb, isn't it? 128 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,320 Cowards. It is dumb not to blind people 129 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,920 on a light entertainment show. Cowards. If we were in America 130 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:58,800 we could blind every single person in here for the sake of comedy. 131 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,160 Even these assholes. 132 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,400 Here's Jason wielding the lumen monster. 133 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,480 That is bright. 134 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:18,520 It's the equivalent of 5,000 iPhone torches at once. 135 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,480 Fatiha, I dread to ask what you've brought in. 136 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,840 So I've brought an orange 137 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,640 with the word audacity written on it. 138 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,640 Yeah. 139 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:38,120 Something that middle-aged men have a massive supply of is audacity. 140 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,840 All right? So this is what you do, 141 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,200 you wake up in the morning and juice it, 142 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,960 and drink that audacity, 143 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,320 so you don't inflict it on anybody else. 144 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,360 So what do you mean audacious? I mean I know what audacious means. 145 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,760 Yous lot got some fucking front. 146 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:05,160 This will remind you to keep that front inside. All right? 147 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,160 Good luck, Greg. Good luck, everyone. 148 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,680 Yes, Greg, what is the worst thing for a middle-aged man to have? 149 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,400 Worst, it's the quill. 150 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,720 Fuck! 151 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,840 I think this will make you feel better. I'm giving that two points. 152 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,680 OK. What? What less than the orange? 153 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,440 One to Stevie, two to Rosie, great. 154 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:25,280 I'm gonna give Mathew three points. Three for Mat, OK. 155 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,320 The orange is so weird, 156 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:31,280 but I think the principle of it is interesting, that we should all, 157 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,680 you know, just get ourselves in check sometimes. 158 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,960 But I can't fight my instinct, which is I want a big torch, so... 159 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,400 There we go, five points to Jason Mantzoukas. 160 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,440 OK then, let's task. 161 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,840 Off we go, everyone. Come on. 162 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,240 Can somebody please hurry up and answer that smell? 163 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:55,680 PHONES RING 164 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,040 Peekaboo. 165 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,320 I'll be watching. 166 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,960 Always watching. Bit weird. 167 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,440 "Answer the cheese phone." 168 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,520 Cheese. 169 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,840 I hate cheese. 170 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,800 "Every time you move, Alex will play the French horn." 171 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,360 Where are you getting that horn from? 172 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,920 "If you choose to only use your sense of smell 173 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,760 "Alex will not play the French horn, 174 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,320 "and your final time will be halved." 175 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,400 "Fastest wins." 176 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,840 None of this makes sense so far. Right. 177 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,000 Immediately confusing. 178 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,040 Mm-hm. Are you gonna use all your senses? 179 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,920 Yeah. OK, I'm gonna play the French horn when you move. 180 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,480 OK. Can you actually play? HE TOOTS A NOTE 181 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,240 Let's do the movement one then. 182 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,280 I haven't moved yet. Don't blow yet. HE TOOTS 183 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:57,400 Your head's moved. LONG NOTE 184 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,040 I suspect I'm more likely to succeed 185 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,200 if, in fact, you are playing the French horn. 186 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,040 I'm only gonna use my sense of smell. 187 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,200 I'm gonna have to put a blindfold on you, ear muffs, 188 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,320 you're gonna have to suck on a sweet and you have to wear gloves. 189 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,680 Yeah. You've gotta go high risk, high yield. 190 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,920 Why not? Just the sense of smell? I'll go sense of smell. 191 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,680 Shall I put this away? Yeah. 192 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,920 That's for your sense of touch. 193 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,080 Just suck on that, and if you could read the last line of the task, 194 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,600 thank you. 195 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,720 "Your time starts now." 196 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:48,280 Well, as Stevie says, you've gotta go high risk and high yield. 197 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,360 Well, we're gonna start with those two people at the end. 198 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,400 It's Fatiha and Jason. 199 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,520 FRENCH HORN PLAYS 200 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,960 FRENCH HORN STOPS 201 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,720 FRENCH HORN RESUMES 202 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,160 PHONE RINGS You're gonna get an ASBO if you carry on like that. 203 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,880 An ASBO? Yeah, an ASBO. 204 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,720 PHONE RINGS, FRENCH HORN PLAYS 205 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,720 I've found a clue, it says cheese is great. 206 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,520 Oh, interesting. Let's go, come on. 207 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,160 I mean is it possible that it's very obviously here? 208 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,920 PHONE RINGS, FRENCH HORN PLAYS Hello? 209 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,680 WOMAN ON PHONE: Achoo. Achoo. They're saying achoo. 210 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,400 Oh, it must be the sneeze phone. That's the sneeze phone? 211 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,880 Yeah, by the tissues. FRENCH HORN PLAYS 212 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,440 Hello. Do you think it's the cheese phone? 213 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,680 It looks like the bees phone. Oh, no. 214 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,920 You need to answer the cheese phone. 215 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,920 PHONE RINGS, FRENCH HORN PLAYS There's something in here. 216 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,480 OK. Ah, this...Hello? 217 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,080 ON PHONE: You've called the public peas line. 218 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,160 Who was that? The pea people. 219 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,880 Oh, the peas phone. Yeah. Yeah. 220 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,880 This appears to be the knees phone. 221 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,080 You need to answer the cheese phone. JASON SIGHS 222 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:00,200 FRENCH HORN PLAYS 223 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,200 Oh, I've lost him. Oh. 224 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,920 Graters are usually in the cupboard. 225 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,440 Oh, you're looking for a grater? FRENCH HORN PLAYS 226 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:20,120 BUZZING What's that noise? Is that the phone ringing? 227 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,280 FRENCH HORN PLAYS 228 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,560 No. I have found a task. Ah. 229 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,120 "Read this out loud and in full. 230 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,240 "If you fail to read this out loud and in full 231 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:37,000 "you will fail the current task. Dear Jason. Congratulations. 232 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,640 "You have looked under the table and found this, a letter just for... 233 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,960 "..who has no weakness...if you didn't have such... 234 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,200 "..who is...you are, Jason... 235 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,640 "and I'm gonna tell you something... you are rugged, firm and unshaven... 236 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:47,880 "..of the other contestants... 237 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,560 "..I think you've got what it takes to win Taskmaster." 238 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,320 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 239 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,000 FRENCH HORN TOOTS 240 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,920 Is it there? 241 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,160 "For some time now I've wanted to talk to Greg... 242 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,400 "..to really to tell him how much I respect him... 243 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,080 "..he is mighty but he is not indestr... 244 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,640 "..but I think you're better. 245 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,200 "I think you should be the Taskmaster. 246 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,000 "Goodbye, Alex Horne." Wow. 247 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,160 That's huge. 248 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,320 You are against the clock. FRENCH HORN TOOTS 249 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,240 Can I just say, this is, oh... 250 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,280 Are you gonna answer it? 251 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,840 Of course I'm gonna answer it when I get the cheese off it. 252 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,360 FRENCH HORN PLAYS 253 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,880 What's in the balloon? 254 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,000 "Congratulations, you have discovered the magic moustache 255 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,840 "and must wear it until the end of the task." 256 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,200 Don't mind if I do. 257 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,840 Hello? 258 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,440 WOMAN ON PHONE: Welcome to the cheese call centre. 259 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,360 I've found it. Can I go now? Yeah, you can go. Thank you. 260 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,040 You found it in the grating. 261 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,800 FRENCH HORN PLAYS 262 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,960 Disgusting. 263 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Hello. 264 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,200 WOMAN ON PHONE: You've reached the cheese call centre. 265 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,040 What would you like to discuss? 266 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,440 You haven't said anything about my moustache. 267 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,000 SHE LAUGHS I got her to laugh. 268 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,360 APPLAUSE 269 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,760 I find the phone puns just irritating. 270 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,440 Did they irritate you too? 271 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,800 Massively. What's worse than the puns 272 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:14,440 is how delighted he is that he has them to say. 273 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,520 Oh, my God. You see when he jumps on it? 274 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,640 "Oh, I'm sorry that's the sneeze phone." 275 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,640 What a fucking asshole. Yeah. 276 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,080 Tell me some stuff. 277 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,560 OK. Well Fatiha, not bad, Fatiha, 17 minutes 30. 278 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:37,760 And Jason, nine minutes slower than Fatiha, 26 minutes 40. 279 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,480 Nearly half an hour. Nearly half an hour. 280 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,360 OK, it's time for a break. 281 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,520 Why not open up that language app and learn the language 282 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,600 that you'll never use in the country you'll rarely visit? 283 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,800 They speak English better than you do anyway. 284 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,280 Put your phone down. 285 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:58,320 And I should have practised this before. Soyes todes... 286 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,240 Soy es todos...pateticos. 287 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,800 Hello! 288 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,200 Hello, and welcome back to Taskmaster 289 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,560 where there's a cheese phone ringing 290 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,120 and the contestants need to answer it. 291 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:32,720 Oh, yes. Fastest to answer wins. For a laugh, we gave them the option 292 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,960 to have all of their senses taken away apart from smell. 293 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,480 "Nobody will go for that," we all laughed, 294 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,560 at a team drinks event at a wine bar in the city, 295 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,920 but we were so wrong. 296 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,640 Two out of five did, and those two people are Stevie and Mat. 297 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,840 Mat, in his tiny little shorts. 298 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,160 I can't smell anything apart from the sweet. Hmm. 299 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,520 STEVIE SNIFFS 300 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,280 There's no way it's in here, it's gotta be out here. 301 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,680 The assumption I made... Mm? 302 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,840 Which now seems foolish, 303 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,800 is that there might be a sort of trail of smells. 304 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,520 And now I'm beginning to think that you could put some cheese 305 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,680 somewhere quite far away. Mm-hm. 306 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,120 Could it be in here? 307 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,440 Can you smell anything? 308 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,000 Fuck all. 309 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,400 Oh. 310 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,800 That's my knee. 311 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,880 I feel like I can smell cheese. 312 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,800 Oh, I can feel... I can feel vibrations. 313 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,600 BUZZING 314 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,200 Oh...Oh, no. 315 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,200 Fucking h... Yeah, please be a bit careful, just... 316 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,400 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can you help? Things falling on your head. Yeah. 317 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,920 I feel like I've gone further away now. 318 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:59,240 And yet this was completely fruitless over here. 319 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,520 BUZZING 320 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,600 Oh, there's the phone! 321 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,960 You're close, Mathew. 322 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,400 Stop saying that! 323 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,480 There's just a hint of cheese in my nose. 324 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,560 Hello? 325 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,480 ON PHONE: Welcome to the cheese call centre. Bye. 326 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,880 BUZZING 327 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,760 Smells. I think it's the cheese phone. 328 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,360 ON PHONE: Welcome to the cheese call centre. Hello? 329 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,560 I can't...I can't hear. 330 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,000 No, I know. You've got the thing. You've answered the cheese phone. 331 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,480 Thank you. 332 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,680 Well, I feel a bit sorry for Stevie in that task 333 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,600 because she was extremely efficient. Yes, she was. 334 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,040 She smelt herself to victory quickly. 335 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:58,160 But a glorious task attempt was somewhat overshadowed. 336 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,920 It was not my intention to upstage Stevie 337 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,400 with my, presumably, scrotum. 338 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,960 I had fairly secure undergarments. Fairly. 339 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000 I would not advise you to watch the original footage. 340 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,640 As you suspected, Stevie very fast, six minutes 44. Wow. 341 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,160 And we halve that cos she only used her sense of smell 342 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,640 so that's three minutes 22. Wow. Wow. 343 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,760 Mathew took longer than Fatiha, 21 minutes, 344 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,120 but he only used the sense of smell so his time is halved, 345 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,360 so it's ten minutes and a half, 346 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,560 you're now in second place, Mathew, so it was worth it. 347 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,760 It was definitely worth it. 348 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,400 Finally, it's self-confessed cheese hater Rosie Ramsey. 349 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,000 FRENCH HORN TOOTS 350 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,680 Shh, shh, shh. There's a bit of cheese. 351 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,360 Ah. Oh, my God. 352 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,000 These are on the wall. I saw them the other day. 353 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,800 FRENCH HORN PLAYS 354 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,520 Cheese. 355 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,800 This is vibrating. BUZZING 356 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,560 Ugh. 357 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,960 FRENCH HORN PLAYS, PHONE BUZZES 358 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,120 Hello? ON PHONE: Cheese call centre, 359 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,560 how can I help? 360 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,760 ALEX: Rosie, you have answered the cheese phone. 361 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,000 Congratulations. Thank you. 362 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,080 So efficient. She must have been so fast at this. 363 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,440 I mean, yes, wasn't she quick and fast? 364 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,080 Sorry, what I mean is, didn't we make her look quick and fast? 365 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,840 Here's a little bit more detail. 366 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,760 BUZZING What's a cheese phone look like? 367 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,200 FRENCH HORN PLAYS 368 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,480 It's ringing. Hello, Rosie speaking. 369 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,800 ON PHONE: Hello, this is the knees hotline. Hello? 370 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,440 Oh, fuck you! 371 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,600 PHONE RINGS, FRENCH HORN TOOTS 372 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,560 Hello, Rosie speaking. 373 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,760 Hello, Rosie speaking. ON PHONE: Achoo. 374 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,360 Oh, Jesus. No. 375 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,040 PHONE RINGS, HORN TOOTS 376 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,160 They're just gonna be sneezing again, aren't they? 377 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,720 What if they're not, what if it's not a prank call? 378 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,120 Hello. ON PHONE: Achoo. 379 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,880 Oh, shut up. No stop it. Still sneezing? 380 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,480 Stop that sneezing. 381 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,880 Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? 382 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,800 I just can't leave a phone ringing. 383 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,120 Those peas have melted. Pardon? 384 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,040 Hello, hello. Where's the cheese phone? 385 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,640 FRENCH HORN PLAYS 386 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,960 Shh, shh, shh. 387 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,800 There's a bit of cheese. Ah. 388 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,520 That wasn't a very nice thing to do, was it? 389 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,360 Sorry, Rosie, but, yeah, you answered the phones 22 times. 390 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,240 Again and again and again and again. 391 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,640 I thought no, they're gonna, 392 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,320 I thought they're gonna say something different. 393 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,840 If it's still ringing. 394 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,040 So she did badly is the headline, is it? She did do badly, 395 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,320 but not as badly as Jason, 24 minutes 22. 396 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,280 Oh, my God! Yeah, well done. 397 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,960 And that means Stevie Martin got the full five points, well done. 398 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,680 Four to Mathew, three to Fatiha, two to Rosie and one to Jason. 399 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,120 Scoreboard, is it? 400 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,960 OK, well joint winners at the moment, 401 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,960 Fatiha and Mathew on seven points. 402 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,800 Load up another task please, Alex. 403 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,040 Yes, now, and this is not a euphemism, 404 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,280 it's time for me to show you my ruined abbey. 405 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,440 You all right? Yeah, I'm not bad. 406 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,720 This is for you. What is happening here? 407 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,520 It's terrifying, isn't it? It is very terrifying. 408 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,160 Hi, guys. DUCKS QUACK 409 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,240 Don't mind me. Were they saying Mathew? 410 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,040 QUACKS: Mathew. 411 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:28,120 I imagine this is what your house is like. Empty. 412 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,160 What the fuck, man! That one's a monster. 413 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,400 Woo! Alex! 414 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,000 "Move the most cushions from one bin to the other bin." 415 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:47,000 "Without Alex correctly saying what colour cape you're wearing." 416 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,680 "You must be wearing a cape on the outside 417 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,440 "of your clothes throughout." 418 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,960 Choice of capes over there, five colours. Yes. 419 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,960 And just to say you must be wearing it correctly. Yeah. 420 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,440 There's no funny business there. 421 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,760 Should hope not. 422 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,960 "You may not move the bins." 423 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,080 "If a cushion touches the ground the task is over." 424 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,040 "Alex will alternately open then shut his eyes 425 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,600 "for as many seconds as there are 426 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:16,280 "letters in each of the words in this task." OK. 427 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,640 I'm gonna be stood on that spot. Yeah. Watching through the windows. 428 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,800 I will blow the whistle for closed. I'll blow the whistle when I open. 429 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,240 You've gotta try to nip across between the blasts of the whistle. 430 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,600 So it starts with Move The Most Cushions, 431 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,640 so they'll shut for four for Move. 432 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,800 Open for The. 433 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,920 Shut for four seconds for Most. 434 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,560 Open for eight seconds with Cushions. 435 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,160 Everything all right? 436 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,320 You...you're mad. 437 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,720 "You have six minutes. 438 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,720 "Your time starts when Alex blows his whistle." 439 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,400 OK, and I'm assuming the capes are just like on so much bird shit. 440 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,040 And geese and dogs. 441 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,600 I don't like these things, bro. Those three ducks? Right. 442 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,560 OK, can I say what you just whispered to me 443 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,120 when you mouthed the mean thing to Alex? Oh, yeah. 444 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,720 You know when Rosie went "This reminds me of your house, empty." 445 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,080 We all sort of went, "Ooh, that's a bit mean." 446 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,520 Rosie looked at me and went "I was on my period." 447 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,000 I quite like his jokes and stuff, but that day I was like... 448 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,440 Yeah. Shut up. Shut up. Yeah. 449 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,160 Shut up with the puns. Explains quite a lot of that day. 450 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,640 It does. Yeah, here we go, first up, uh-oh, here come the girls. 451 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,640 It's Fatiha, Rosie and Stevie together. 452 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,520 I'll go green. It's my favourite colour. 453 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,000 Are you ready? Yeah. 454 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,920 WHISTLE BLASTS 455 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,480 WHISTLE BLASTS 456 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,680 WHISTLE BLASTS 457 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,200 WHISTLE BLASTS 458 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,960 WHISTLE BLASTS 459 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,480 WHISTLE BLASTS 460 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,920 WHISTLE BLASTS 461 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,760 WHISTLE BLASTS 462 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,360 Oh, fuck! 463 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,080 You are wearing a green cape. The task is over. 464 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,000 WHISTLE BLASTS 465 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,120 WHISTLE BLASTS 466 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,360 "If a cushion touches the ground the task is over...Over...Over..." 467 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,800 I fell over. Did you? Are you hurt? 468 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,520 No, I'm fine. Did you not hear me? 469 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,920 I heard you, yes. 470 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,120 WHISTLE BLASTS 471 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,040 WHISTLE BLASTS 472 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,680 Fatiha. Yeah. 473 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,880 You're wearing a green cape. You got so far. 474 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,280 I did get far. 475 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,360 How many cushions have you got? Four. 476 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,880 Oh, it would've been lovely if you got them in the bin. 477 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,320 I know...are you taking the mick? 478 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,720 I'm not happy. OK, thank you, Fatiha. 479 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,040 DUCK QUACKS No, bruv, go away. 480 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,840 Oh, my God. 481 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,920 Crazy. 482 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,600 Well, failure all round. 483 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,320 At least we all got to hear Fatiha call a duck "bruv". 484 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,040 Stevie, you just judged the gap wrong, 485 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,360 but you were such a sneaky sneaker up to that point. 486 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,640 I was really sneaky, and then I went across the main one like this. 487 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,800 Different sort of sneaking style, I noticed. 488 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,640 You were very static. Yeah. Serene. 489 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,280 Even when you failed you didn't move. It's almost... Yeah. 490 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,680 It's almost as if you don't care about any of this. 491 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,160 Yeah, she cared. She cared in this one. Did she care about this one? 492 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,960 She was upset. I did. I was very upset. 493 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,440 I asked to see the director and you said no. 494 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,920 Uh, Rosie. Ambitious with the amount of cushions you went for. 495 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,680 Yeah. And then, my God. 496 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,640 I know. I know. 497 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:18,560 Those cushions saved my life. And I had a bruise. 498 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,560 I wanted to send you it but I thought you, 499 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,680 "He's married, I can't send him, like, 500 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,360 "a picture of my crotch." No, it's fine. 501 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,880 Far too quick. Oh, was that too quick? Yeah. 502 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,560 Right, time to stop for another break. 503 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,040 We've reached the halfway point, or as Alex calls it 504 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,000 his biffin's bridge. We'll see you in a minute. 505 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,080 Hello! 506 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,680 It's part three of Taskmaster, 507 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,200 and there's a cape-wearing cushion-carrying 508 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,720 bin-filling task under way. 509 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,400 Now for two guys that are more than used 510 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,080 to wearing capes, it's Mat and Jason. 511 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,440 Three, two, one... 512 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,800 WHISTLE BLASTS 513 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,720 WHISTLE BLASTS 514 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,960 WHISTLE BLASTS 515 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,320 WHISTLE BLASTS 516 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,160 WHISTLE BLASTS 517 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,240 WHISTLE BLASTS 518 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,160 WHISTLE BLASTS 519 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,600 WHISTLE BLASTS 520 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,880 WHISTLE BLASTS 521 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,240 WHISTLE BLASTS 522 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,640 "If a cushion touches the ground...touches the ground... 523 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,840 "If a cushion touches the ground, the task is over." 524 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,600 WHISTLE BLASTS 525 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,760 WHISTLE BLASTS 526 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,680 DUCKS QUACK 527 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,840 WHISTLE BLASTS 528 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,880 WHISTLE BLASTS 529 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,880 WHISTLE BLASTS 530 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000 WHISTLE BLASTS 531 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,280 WHISTLE BLASTS 532 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,520 WHISTLE BLASTS 533 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,480 WHISTLE BLASTS 534 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,880 WHISTLE BLASTS 535 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,120 Jason. Yes, Alex. 536 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,160 You're wearing a blue cape. 537 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,800 I had plans. Yes. 538 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,640 I had plans and then I abandoned them. 539 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,960 Right. 540 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,320 WHISTLE BLASTS 541 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,560 WHISTLE BLASTS 542 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,240 APPLAUSE 543 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,760 I've done it. 544 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,960 Wow. What a masterful technique. Brilliant. 545 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,840 I think this marks a real turning point for you. 546 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,360 In his life. Yeah. 547 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,960 Jason, I thought you'd nailed it as well. 548 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,000 This one made me furious afterwards. 549 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,800 Only because I knew that if I'd just followed through 550 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,000 on my initial idea... So close. ..that it would've worked. 551 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,600 Yeah. And I just talked myself out of it. Yeah. 552 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,160 Ah, well. You did really badly. 553 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,080 I did. I did quite poorly. 554 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,400 Yeah, unlike Mathew who didn't touch the floor with his cushions, 555 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,960 I didn't catch sight of the colour of the cape, 556 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,080 which is why it's so sad 557 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,960 that I do have one more video to show you. 558 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,840 No! What? Oh, God. 559 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,440 What? Hang on, those are the only two possible infractions. 560 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,120 Well, we're either gonna see something you've done wrong 561 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,520 or we're gonna see the full testicles. Good luck. 562 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,960 "You may not move the bins." 563 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,840 "You may not move the bins..." 564 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,200 You moved the bins one metre for no reason. 565 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,480 That's the one task I was sure I'd done well. 566 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,160 AUDIENCE: Aw! 567 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,680 Took you ages to get there as well. You really... 568 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,480 Also, my back, if you'd seen, 569 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,760 I was like grazed... Yeah, yeah. ..up. 570 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,000 Aw, he grazed his little back. 571 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,280 Does anyone win? 572 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,640 No, none of them got any points at all. They were all disqualified. 573 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,360 Right, so let's just cross that off, and move on, what's next? 574 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,520 OK, well we're gonna have some pretty prompt painting now, so... 575 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,200 good luck everyone. 576 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,720 Wow. You like that? Course I like that. 577 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,400 Is my blood still on these curtains? 578 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,400 Yeah. Couldn't get that out. 579 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,400 This caravan should get tested. 580 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,640 "Paint the best picture of the Taskmaster 581 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,960 "and his assistant having fun on the canvas in the lab." 582 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,480 When do you guys ever have fun? Have you ever had fun with Greg? 583 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,120 Hmm... Not... Yep, that's the answer, thank you. 584 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,880 "You may only enter the lab 585 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,640 "when there are 30 seconds left in the task." 586 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:50,280 "You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now." 587 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,040 How are your painting skills? Very good. 588 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:57,680 I painted my whole room when I was a teenager in Batman style. 589 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:02,200 And my mum was very upset cos the ceiling was black. 590 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,160 And the floor was black, and then the walls were yellow. 591 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,120 And I had all this Batman memorabilia 592 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,120 and then one time we had a guest, and my mum, 593 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,920 we were short of cups so she made me open the memorabilia 594 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,880 and give my Batman cup to one of the people. I'll never forgive her. 595 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,920 When are you gonna start painting Fatiha? Now. 596 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,240 What's this conversation you had with Jason about us not having fun? 597 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,120 Well... We've had fun. We did have fun that time. 598 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,240 We've been camping, remember? We went camping together, I remember that. 599 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,880 We've been camping together. What happened on the camping trip? 600 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,800 We can't remember. Correct. 601 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,440 We arrived, we pitched our tents, and within ten minutes 602 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,400 we were so drunk neither of us remember the trip. 603 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,000 Shall we just have a little chat about the Batman room? 604 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,040 Yeah. Ages ago when I was like 18 or something... 605 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,480 18! 18? Wow. 606 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:54,040 And like other people had boyfriends and I had Batman, what? 607 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,760 So I wanna see some speedy portraits is what I wanna see. 608 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,680 Of course you do. First let's see what three of them did, 609 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,240 and their names are Mat, Jason and Stevie. 610 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,360 I'm gonna go the lab and see if I can get the canvas out. 611 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,200 Right. You gonna run again, are you? Yeah. Yeah. 612 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,160 I'm gonna see how this works. Sure. 613 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,080 And then I'm gonna assess. 614 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,080 Got it. 615 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,680 And that's the canvas. That's the canvas. 616 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,040 Can I squeeze? 617 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,320 OK... 618 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,120 I hit the blinds. Um, shall I stop? 619 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,360 Well, there's not much point stopping. 620 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,200 OK. There we go. 621 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:41,680 Is this set up for something? No? 622 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,560 Get out of the way! 623 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,760 What is this thing? 624 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,040 It's a telescope mic stand. Right. 625 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,280 Oh, boy. 626 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,920 Realistically I don't think that's gonna do anything. 627 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,480 Alex, what do you and Greg like to do for fun? 628 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,160 We went camping once. Yeah? 629 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,200 Look out! 630 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,000 Ah. OK. 631 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,240 All of that build up and now so quiet and delicate. 632 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,040 So small. 633 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,200 Look out! Ah! 634 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,840 Actually... 635 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,920 Should've done this from the beginning, huh? Hm. 636 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,640 HE STRAINS 637 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,000 Hi, Stevie. 638 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,960 I can't find a stick long enough, so I've got a duck. 639 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,400 I'm gonna throw the duck covered in paint at the canvas. 640 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,000 Yeah. 641 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,400 I swear to God. I'm so sorry. 642 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,640 You're allowed in in 55 seconds. 643 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,400 Very nice. 644 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,280 I realised I didn't give Alex his little legs. 645 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,720 OK. 646 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,320 Three, two, one. WHISTLE PEEPS 647 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,040 WHISTLE PEEPS 648 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,080 You're allowed into the lab. Oh, great. 649 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,720 Give me the paint thing! 650 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,400 WHISTLE PEEPS 651 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,000 WHISTLE PEEPS Thank you, Mathew. 652 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,680 Stevie. Oh... 653 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,320 What was with the throwing a duck at the canvas? 654 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,240 Right, I don't know, I don't know. 655 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:50,600 Oh, er, potato print painting. Potato prints. 656 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,200 You know when you do the, and you go do-do-do-do-doo. 657 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,760 I was like "I'll do that with the duck's stomach." 658 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,360 And, and you thought you would go do-do-do-do-do-doo 659 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,720 and it would be a picture of me and Alex? 660 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,040 I thought if I did it once then I could go 661 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,280 and get more ducks and then I could make like a pattern. 662 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,320 Fascinating. And, Jason, 663 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,920 I think there's this inner rage to you that I really enjoy. 664 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:11,720 Not even inner, I mean you were like an actual madman. 665 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,720 Yes. Yeah. 666 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,240 I vowed at the beginning that I would destroy that house 667 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,400 and every task was an opportunity. 668 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,760 Well, let's see the fruits of their labour. 669 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,760 That's L-A-B-O-U-R, Jason. 670 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,680 Here is Mat's effort. Oh, wow. 671 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,280 Remember, it was very close. 672 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,880 That's what happened! 673 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,600 That's the camping trip. 674 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,520 I knew we were wearing top hats. 675 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,720 It's just come back to me. 676 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,880 Shall we compare that to Stevie's effort? Yes, please. 677 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:46,920 This is what she... 678 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,840 That's 15 seconds. 679 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,480 Also I did some facial hair. I don't know who for. 680 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,720 I'm on the left you said, 681 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,480 so I'm slightly bigger than Greg in the end. 682 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,640 Yes, because you were closer in the fun. 683 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,040 And I've got the big, long angular tongue. 684 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,120 OK, and then Jason ended up doing this. 685 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,280 You said there's Greg with the strong legs, 686 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,600 Alex with the clipboard and Greg with the big dick. 687 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,000 What could be more fun? 688 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,080 OK, let's stop for the last break. 689 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,440 In a few minutes one of them will be on stage, triumphantly lifting 690 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,200 an orange above their head with all of their friends and family watching. 691 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,360 Horrible proof that winning isn't everything. 692 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,320 We'll see you in a minute. 693 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,560 Hello! Welcome back to the final part of the show 694 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,800 and our Speedy Art challenge. 695 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,040 Now for Rosie Rambo and Fatiha El Gambo. 696 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,160 OK. I've got an idea. 697 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,720 Oh. This is you painting, is it? 698 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,520 Yeah. Yous are frolicking. Ah, frolicking is fun. 699 00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,640 Frolicking's good. 700 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,880 Everybody likes the beach, right? Mm-hm. 701 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,720 So let's go to the beach. This is gonna come out so good, yeah? 702 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,040 Even what's-his-name, Van Gogh's gonna call me 703 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,880 and go, "Fatiha, come and work with me in the lab." 704 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,840 Do you like golf? Course I like golf. 705 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,040 Do you like golf? I'll put some golf clubs here. 706 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,360 Bang and then I'm gonna do one last thing. 707 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,960 Look at that, how skilled is that? 708 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,320 You've got to be at the lab in one minute. Gosh. OK. 709 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,960 We can probably make our way down the corridor quite soon. 710 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000 All right. 711 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,480 WHISTLE PEEPS You've got 30 seconds, Rosie. 712 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,240 Ten seconds. 713 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,960 That's not that bad. 714 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,320 What! Bruv. Look at that. 715 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,200 It's dripping, are we fine with that? 716 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:02,520 Of course we're fine with that. That's cos it's hot. 717 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:07,640 Climate change, innit. This is a topical piece. OK? 718 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,000 It could've gone worse. A lot worse. 719 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,200 Thanks, Rosie. OK, bye. 720 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,240 ROSIE GASPS 721 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,080 SHE WAILS 722 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,880 Bye, Rosie. 723 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,240 No... 724 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,600 So sad. 725 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,000 I was sort of horrified by how hilarious 726 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,480 Alex was finding your tragedy. 727 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,400 First I've heard. And then Alex pointed out during that 728 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,440 that the camera is really shaky and it's because 729 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,160 the cameraman was laughing as well. 730 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,280 They were all laughing. 731 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,000 We were so impressed by the picture. It was a release of emotions. 732 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,760 Incredible. 733 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,680 Who'd have thought that Fatiha would have made such 734 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:11,920 a powerful statement about the climate crisis. 735 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,800 It was pretty strong. This is the final image. 736 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,080 There's something there, isn't there? 737 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,600 There is. Talk us through it, Fatiha. 738 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,760 So yous are at the beach. All right? We both are, yeah. 739 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,520 And that yellow thing is the sun. The blue things are the birds. 740 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,800 Yeah. I gave you hair. Look, people. 741 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,880 What do you mean you gave me hair? Why are you saying that? 742 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,720 No, I mean... 743 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,040 OK, well, here is Rosie's before. 744 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,480 Lovely. Oh. Absolutely lovely. It's so good. 745 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,000 Ah. And then a few seconds after... Ah. 746 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,360 Not that bad. I think it's better. 747 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,680 It's a bit dark, isn't it? 748 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,440 Alex has sort of shown his satanic side, hasn't he? 749 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,040 He's been revealed for the monster he is. 750 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,720 Well, look I'm gonna put them all up, Greg, and you can judge them. 751 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,520 I gave you hair. 752 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,480 MAT: I gave you a hat. Yeah. 753 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,960 I gave you a big dick. 754 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,680 I just wanna reiterate. And the clipboard, don't mind that. 755 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,800 And the clipboard. All right, then. I'll judge them as works of art. 756 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,720 Yes, please. Jason, one point. Dammit! 757 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,880 Stevie the duck thrower, two points. 758 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,200 Two points to Stevie, got it. Yes, OK. 759 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,360 Three points to Rosie. Good stuff, OK. 760 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,200 Uh, four points to Fatiha, 761 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,480 and I know what it's like to have fun with Alex Horne 762 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,640 and I do it in a tent with a top hat on. 763 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,400 Five points to Mat. Well done, Mathew, there we go. 764 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,720 Please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show. 765 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,080 What's up, sweet cheeks? 766 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,240 Thank you. Well, it's just a lovely family photo. 767 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,440 Lovely pose. Ah, that is nice. 768 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,760 Mat is gonna read out the task. Good luck, Mathew. 769 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,320 "Take it in turns as teams to obey Greg's previous order. 770 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,360 "If you hesitate your team loses the round. 771 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,600 "Highest score after five rounds wins." 772 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,440 I'm gonna unpick this for everybody. Greg has some instructions. 773 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,400 The instruction will be for the person standing up 774 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,800 and they must do the thing to the person sitting down. 775 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,520 If it was "hit him," don't do it, 776 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,840 then the next one, "kick him," then you hit him. 777 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,200 Hit him. Yeah, exactly. Why are you moving your foot? 778 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,600 And I hit him. 779 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,240 Belt and braces, isn't it? 780 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,320 There are five rounds. There's one point per each round. 781 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,560 This team is kicking things off. 782 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,400 Ah! Good luck. 783 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,920 Spin them. 784 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,400 Pat them. 785 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,600 Tickle them. 786 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,480 Smell them. 787 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,200 Spin them. 788 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,440 Flick them. 789 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,160 Chide them. 790 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,880 Shake them. 791 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,360 WHISTLE BLOWS 792 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,480 That was not a chide. That is a chide. 793 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,480 That was a flick. That's how I chide people. 794 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,800 You don't chide with a flick, young lady. 795 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,000 I'm so sorry. The team of three have one point. 796 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,640 That's how the game works. Please rotate. 797 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,560 - I'm really sorry. - Oh, you're good. 798 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,480 I'm really bad. Well done. 799 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,960 I still don't get this. 800 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,920 OK, this time the team of three are starting. 801 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,800 That's you, Rosie, start. OK. Here we go. 802 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,920 Tickle them. 803 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,280 Smell them. 804 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,320 WHISTLE BLOWS No. 805 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,800 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 806 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,080 One-all, we're starting with the team of two this time. 807 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,840 Yeah. OK, here we go. 808 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,520 Chide them. 809 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,920 Smell them. 810 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,000 Blow them. 811 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,200 WHISTLE BLOWS Well, they both did it wrong. 812 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,160 What? It was their turn. 813 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,640 It was their turn. 814 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,720 You did it when you weren't supposed to, 815 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,640 you didn't do it when you were supposed to. 816 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,560 Rotate again. Neither of you get any points for that. 817 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,840 Team of three are starting. Come on, everyone. 818 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,080 Tickle them. Tickle them. 819 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,480 Blow them. 820 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,240 Pat them. 821 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,320 Shake them. 822 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,240 Spin them. 823 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,360 Smell them. 824 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,440 Flick them. 825 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,040 Smell. WHISTLE BLOWS 826 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,360 You should've smelled, Mat. 827 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,200 Ah! That's another point to the team of two. 828 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,400 Yes! 829 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,240 Here we go, final round. Super quick. Here we go. 830 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,480 Tickle them. Smell them. 831 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,840 Blow them. 832 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,360 WHISTLE BLOWS You were supposed to do the previous instruction 833 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,880 and it means it's 3-1 to the team of two. 834 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,880 We'll add those to your final scores, come down and join me. 835 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,800 So the team of two won three points in that. 836 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,200 The team of three won one point each. 837 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,840 Which means the final scores... 838 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,600 He's only gone and done it again. He's on for the clean sweep. 839 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,240 So Mathew Baynton's the winner once more. 840 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,600 APPLAUSE, CHEERING 841 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,000 Mathew wins. Please meander up 842 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:26,880 to marvel at your middle-aged man memorabilia. 843 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,040 So what have we learnt today? 844 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,680 We've learnt so many things in this episode, 845 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,080 so many things have happened. 846 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,960 And yet every single person watching this show tonight 847 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,640 will remember just one thing. 848 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,640 This. 849 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,080 Of course here he is, 850 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,840 your winner once more, Mathew Baynton. 851 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,680 Subtitles by Red Bee Media