1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,080 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,680 This was a mistake. Shut up! Pardon? 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:06,720 HORN HONKS 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,320 Ooh! 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:15,720 You're mad. 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:17,960 Wow. 7 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,560 APPLAUSE 8 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,160 Thank you, thank you. 9 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,720 I'm Greg Davies, and welcome to Taskmaster. 10 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,000 It's episode six, and, unlike any of the meals my mother served me 11 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,040 throughout my childhood, things are really hotting up. 12 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,520 They've proved themselves to be resilient, clever, and, 13 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,480 unlike any of the food fed to me up until the age of 18, 14 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,400 they have just the right amount of spice. 15 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:57,640 Even some salt would've helped, for God's sake, old woman. 16 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,840 Put some salt in! It tastes of nothing! 17 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,000 Sorry. Please welcome, 18 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,440 Fatiha El-Ghorri, 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,640 Jason Mantzoukas, 20 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,120 Mathew Baynton, 21 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,400 Rosie Ramsey, 22 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,080 and Stevie Martin. 23 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,720 And next to me, a man who told me privately 24 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,240 that for him, sex is like Christmas, 25 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,360 once a year and involves the death of a turkey. 26 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,960 It's little Alex Horne! 27 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,560 Hello. 28 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,680 You all right? Yes, I'm feeling pretty good cos I... 29 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,320 ..I sometimes find this quite stressful the show. Yeah. 30 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,920 Now what I've done to help me relax, 31 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,400 I've got myself a brand-new sex bot. 32 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:51,240 So, um, the idea is, I go back to the room after the show... 33 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,040 ..get it going and that should just... Get it going? 34 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,560 ..sort of relieve the tension. OK. 35 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,640 I've gotta say, I am genuinely surprised, 36 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,760 cos he doesn't like talking about private things normally. 37 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,920 What do you mean? 38 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,000 You know anything, anything sexual. 39 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,840 I...I, sorry, I got a brand-new box set. 40 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,200 Got a brand-new box set, it's Happy Feet and March Of The Penguins. 41 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,640 So I'm really looking forward to that. 42 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,120 Calm the nerves so, um... 43 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,400 That's it, it was a box set, sex bot. 44 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,960 That's the whole bit? That's the whole... 45 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,440 Keep it moving, keep it snappy, let's go. 46 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,520 Right, let's go. What's the prize task category please, Alex? 47 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,160 The category is, "The thing that is nicest to open." 48 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,520 Greg's fly. 49 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,800 Jesus, mate. I'm sorry. I realise... What's happened to you? 50 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,360 I know that sounded like I was saying 51 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,080 Greg's fly is the nicest thing to open. What I meant is Greg is fly, 52 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,240 he's stylish, he's cool. 53 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,200 And I wonder what everyone's brought in, let's find out. 54 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,120 Sweet save. 55 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,560 Rosie Ramsey. Hello. What have you brought me? 56 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,880 I have brought something that I adore, 57 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:55,440 and every time I open it, I just feel happy. Oh, hello. OK. 58 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,560 A jar of gherkins. AUDIENCE GROANS 59 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,360 So you genuinely love gherkins? Love gherkins! 60 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,920 And I do love opening a jar like, without having to ask my husband. 61 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,600 Oh. Ooh. 62 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,600 I went on a date with a woman that was much stronger than me once. 63 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,240 Did you? And I didn't mind it. 64 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,200 You're welcome, honey. 65 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,280 Mathew, what have you brought us? 66 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,840 A pop-up book, but not just any pop-up book, 67 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,000 a Taskmaster pop-up book. AUDIENCE: Ooh! 68 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,240 Here it is, there's your first open. 69 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,400 There's your second. Hang on. Where's Alex? 70 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,520 There he is! 71 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,920 Is that the only spread? No, it's not. 72 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,960 Where's Alex? Is he behind the door again? 73 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,720 No! Where could he be? 74 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,720 There he is. 75 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,040 Is that the last spread? No, there's one more. 76 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,640 You can help me with this, Greg. 77 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,240 It's little Alex Horne. 78 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,560 Wow. Wow. 79 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,120 Great. 80 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:16,000 Um, it's incredible. It's lovely, Mathew. Uh, Stevie. 81 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:21,400 Um, so this is, um, something that has been in my house for, 82 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,320 well, it must be since February when we moved. 83 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,680 And sometimes, I can't open jars. 84 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,960 And I haven't been able to open it. I've just been buying other peppers 85 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,200 because I can't, I honestly can't open it and, uh, 86 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,000 what's nicest to open is when someone goes, 87 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,960 "Oh, can you get that?" And if you can open it, 88 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,800 that'll feel really nice, for you. 89 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:46,560 I am tempted to...I'm tempted to call Rosie out on her power. 90 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,200 I'm a bit sweaty. Have you genuinely tried to open it? 91 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,520 This, uh, yeah really, really, it's been six, 92 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,160 uh, since February...oh, fuck. 93 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,880 Strong guy. Sounded nice. 94 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:58,920 Did that feel nice? 95 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,840 Smells nice. Sh. 96 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,360 What? One point? 97 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:08,400 I didn't realise this was a jar-based task. 98 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,880 Nor did I. OK, uh, Jason. 99 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,680 All right, this is something that makes me happy when I open it, 100 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,960 because it's something that is, that was mine. 101 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,720 Here let's, uh, let's see, get it here. 102 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,920 Aha! Right. It's a dog. 103 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,200 Except, actually, hold on, it's like an, 104 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,840 uh, can you open it, it's actually... 105 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,560 Yes. Yeah. Second photo, here we go. 106 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,640 Sorry, it's my dead dog's ashes. 107 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,280 So...so that's my dog, Turkey, 108 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,800 and there is the urn with Turkey's ashes and that's... 109 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,840 Hang on, isn't that a kind of a jar? 110 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,000 Yeah! 111 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,840 Gotta be the worst jar, that's got a dead dog in it. 112 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,520 The point is that, 113 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,720 that when he opens the box and he sees those ashes, I imagine, 114 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,400 it brings back so many happy memories. 115 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,160 For me, it's nice because I get to visit with Turkey again. 116 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,400 Do you have happy memories of frolicking through woodland 117 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,600 with your peppers? 118 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,120 OK Fatiha, what you brought? 119 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,160 OK, so the thing that I've brought is very relaxing to take off. 120 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,800 Off? Off. Oh. Yeah, you... 121 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,920 ..I don't think... you haven't done it in a while, 122 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,360 but you will do it more once we're married. 123 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,640 This is what you open to take off. 124 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,520 It's nice for me to open, cos it's relaxing, 125 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,480 and it's nice for you to open, cos it's going to blow your mind. 126 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,560 I've got to be honest, I am starting to feel hunted. 127 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,880 You'll have to decide now, what is the least-nice thing to open? 128 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,400 Both jar-ladies are taking the bottom slots. Yes. 129 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:53,960 But, without question. Fine. 130 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,520 Now, whistle Stevie aboard for one point. 131 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,760 And then, we'll give pickle-girl two points, 132 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,880 and she can thank me for them. 133 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,960 Right, so one to Stevie, two for Rosie. 134 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:06,480 OK, now, I can't do it, I can't... I can't put a bra above the sweet, 135 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,840 sweet memories of a dog. 136 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,680 I can put a pop-up book above it. 137 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:15,240 So, what are we saying, Greg? Three, four, five. 138 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,320 Mathew Baynton... Done! ..five points. 139 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,840 Right, do you have an incredibly irritating task to get us started? 140 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,200 Mmm, 67. 141 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,120 FATIHA LAUGHS 142 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:52,960 Hello. Oh, my God. What's it with the hat business? 143 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,400 Have you got a fetish or something? 144 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,880 Hello, Rosie. 145 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,760 Hello. 146 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,080 You OK? Yeah. 147 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,920 "Work out what Alex has on the very top of his head. 148 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,280 "The very top of your head 149 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,880 "must never be more than five foot six inches from the ground." 150 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,200 How tall are you, Rosie? I'm five foot one. 151 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,600 You're fine. So I'll be all right, won't I? 152 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,440 "You may ask Alex yes or no questions. 153 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:30,200 "But Alex will only answer using his exciting new numbers system. 154 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,560 "Fastest wins. 155 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,480 "Your time starts now." 156 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,800 Is it made of plastic? 157 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,920 Five. 158 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:40,960 Right. 159 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,680 Is it fruit? 54. 160 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,360 This is awful. 161 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,480 It's very exciting. 162 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,520 What did you say, Fatiha? I wrote something you said. 163 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,040 "What sort of fetish are you into?" 164 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,560 I'm only just realising how often you make things sexual. 165 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,720 I'm a sexual woman. 166 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,080 As is your right. 167 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,080 OK, who are we going to see first? 168 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,720 Yes, well, let's see if they can find out 169 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:13,160 what I had inside my head bowl. Let's start with Rosie Ramsey, 170 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,080 Stevie and Martin. 171 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,040 Is your name Alex Horne? 172 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,280 Seven. 173 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,640 Is my name Stevie Martin? 174 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,520 53. 175 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:26,440 Oh, yeah, so, have I actually... 176 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:31,280 Oh, is my name Colonel Begonia? 177 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,320 62. 178 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:36,560 OK so, no is even, yes is odd. 179 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,640 68. 180 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,920 Your head is too high. 181 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,160 OK. 182 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,600 I don't understand the numbers system at all. Right. 183 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,920 Is it something to do with bingo? 184 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,600 Bingo? Yeah. 99. 185 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,880 Is it a duck? 186 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:55,560 Uh, 15. STEVIE SIGHS 187 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,840 What are you doing? 188 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,240 You've just gotta work out what's on the very top of my head. 189 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,600 I think it's just a hat. 190 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,880 Oh, is that a periscope? No. 191 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:07,920 That's not real, is it? 192 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,480 Is that real? Keep your head low. 193 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,520 Is that a periscope? 194 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,280 Oh, my God, I'm smashing it. 195 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:21,160 Yeah, I mean, I can see you, but I can't see what's in your hat. 196 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,200 Wait. 197 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:29,280 Oh! Behind...behind Greg. 198 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,720 What, this? This Greg? 199 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,240 Oh! There's mirrors in it. 200 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,720 Can I get something to knock your hat off? 201 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,040 83. 202 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,320 Oh, my God, it's a grabber. 203 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,840 I'm going to protect my eyes. OK. 204 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,120 Ooh, jazzy. 205 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,880 I don't know what to do with it. 206 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,720 That's done nothing. 207 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:58,520 You've found my weakness, and it's pipes. Argh! 208 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,360 Got it. Oh! 209 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,520 It's a carrot. I've stopped the clock. 210 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:12,040 Yay! I would never, ever, ever have got that. 211 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,080 You did get it. 212 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,880 Try and knock it off. 213 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,920 Oh. 214 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,560 Sorry, Alex. It's all right. It's a carrot! 215 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,680 I've stopped the clock. 216 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,440 I've never seen someone using a periscope like that before. 217 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,760 Bet you loved this task didn't you? No. Submarines? 218 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,360 Whistle me aboard, Captain. 219 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,200 Just to be clear, at no point did you try 220 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,800 and use the periscope as a periscope? 221 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,120 I've never used one before, I get my shipmates to do it. 222 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,800 Uh, Rosie, absolutely no attempt at breaking the code whatsoever. 223 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,840 No, no, I didn't even bother. 224 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,320 The only question you asked was, "Is this bingo?" 225 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,320 She was pretty swift before she went and got the grabber. 226 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,400 Absolutely, both of them. 227 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,960 Stevie, six minutes, 53, got the carrot. Wow. 228 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,280 Rosie, six minutes, 35. Wow. Both quick. 229 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,440 Yeah, well done. 230 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,120 OK, who is next? We're going to leave Jason until the end 231 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,320 and, boy, oh, boy does he know why. 232 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,720 So, for now, here's Mathew and Fathew, here we go. 233 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,280 Are you a man? 13. 234 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,080 Are you a woman? 12. 235 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,240 OK, I think I've got it. 236 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,760 Is it a banana? Ten. 237 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,840 Is it a strawberry? Eight. Cherry? 40. 238 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,720 14? 40. Yeah, what? 239 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,000 40. One, four? OK. 240 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,480 I don't know what this number business is. No. OK. 241 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,680 I was going to try and make it unsafe and then you'd have to come down. 242 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,080 Oh, I see. 243 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,720 There's, like, sanitary towels in these shoes, are you mad? 244 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,960 12. What are you going to do with the shoes? 245 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,920 Throw them at you. 246 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,600 No, these are heavy, I can't do that. 247 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:05,960 OK. 248 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,160 Be...behind Greg. 249 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,600 You going to do the pole vault? 250 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,280 Stay there, don't move. 251 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,560 Yeah, well, you, you stay low. I won't hurt you, I promise. 252 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,240 Right, well we've reached the point now where I'm looking at it 253 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,520 and I don't know what it is. 254 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,720 Stay there. 255 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,680 I bet you've super-glued it on, cos you're a twat, bruv. 256 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,880 See, it doesn't even move. I'm scared to hurt...Ah, oh, here we go. 257 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,560 It's a carrot. I've stopped the clock. 258 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,640 What is on the top of my head? Something orange. 259 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,840 Orange is on the top of your head. Orange, man. 260 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,360 You must be more specific. 261 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,680 Orange plastic or rubber. 262 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,760 More specific. WHISPERS: Jesus Christ. 263 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,040 Right, let go. 264 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,800 MAT STRAINS Ah, there it is. 265 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,880 Stop moving, it's a carrot. 266 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:08,920 89. 267 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,920 What I found interesting is, that when the idea of shoes being thrown 268 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,760 at Alex to try and dislodge his head fence... Mm-hm. 269 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,280 ..I would've bet my life that Fatiha would've been 270 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,920 the one to actually throw the shoes. 271 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,960 Cos suddenly... Quite, quite the twist, yeah. 272 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,920 ..suddenly this monster appeared. 273 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,680 You got the carrot, you whacked his hat off with a snooker cue. 274 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,320 Yeah, and actually quicker, 13 minutes 20 for Fatiha, 275 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,680 14 minutes 20 for Mat. There we go. 276 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,760 Right, well that's the end of part one. See you back here soon. 277 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:57,560 Hello, and welcome back to the start of part two. 278 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,080 Yes, now, before the break, they were trying to figure out 279 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,440 what was on top of my head. 280 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,840 I could only answer questions using my exciting new number system. 281 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,160 Finally, it's Jason's turn. 282 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,880 He's called me lots of things this series, 283 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:13,040 jerk-off...asshole, so here is some retribution. 284 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,320 Is it produce? 31. 285 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:21,000 Is it grapes? Is it a banana? Sprouts? Grapefruit? Lettuce? 286 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,280 28. 60. 25. JASON GROANS 287 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,680 Is it a lemon? four. 288 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:29,680 Is it a lime? 14. Good lord. Is it a pomegranate? 15. 289 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:34,760 Grapes? 16. Is it a shoe? Is it a small house? Is it dirt? 30. 290 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,320 Is it a lemon? 34. 291 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:43,640 Is it a lemon? 35. Is it lemons? 36. Alex, is it a lemon? 38. 292 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,480 Let's see, this...this is just absurd. 293 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,520 I'm ready to be here for the long run. 294 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,360 This is going to be one of those ones where you're like, 295 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:55,320 "Shockingly, Jason was doing this for 33 minutes." Urgh. 296 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,440 Is it corn? 93. Is it a pear? 14. 297 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,000 Green? 60. 298 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,520 Boy, this numbers thing, I'm not good with this. 299 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,560 No. Well, sorry... What do you mean, "No"? 84, 84. 300 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,120 This is madness. What's on the very top of my head Jason? 301 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,720 I don't know anything more than I did at the... 302 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,080 ..the minute I stopped reading this god forsaken task. Right. 303 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:21,000 Ah! OK. All right, then I guess I'll move around. 304 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,960 Yeah, that's right, everybody, get the cameras, let's go. 305 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,760 Is it a seagull? 60. 306 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,840 Is it one of these gargoyles? four. 307 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,920 Nah. AUDIENCE GROANS 308 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,200 Oh, Jesus Christ. 309 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,640 Ah! Fine. 310 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,680 HE SIGHS 311 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,440 No, see this is not working. Uh, uh. This isn't what I want it to do. 312 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,720 It looked pretty close there. 313 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,160 Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, OK. 314 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:59,360 I'm not fucking idiot, Alex, I know that I've found the thing. 315 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,080 OK, now that can't... That's so difficult. 316 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,360 Oh, boy, this is very difficult. 317 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,200 Sorry Alex. 318 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,800 Man, what?! HE LAUGHS 319 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:15,280 Let me try this again. Ha-ha. 320 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,440 Oh, is it green? 321 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,800 A little bit, I mean, three. 322 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,400 Now, it's right there. Yeah. But what the hell is it? 323 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:27,080 I can't make out what the hell that is at all. Is it a carrot? Three. 324 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,480 Or two or five or seven. 325 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,960 Oh, oh, did I guess it? 326 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,120 You've completed the task. 327 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,240 Oh, great, that's what I thought. Do you feel good? 328 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:41,920 No! No! Let me be clear, Alex, I do not feel good. 329 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,520 Well, thank you, Jason. All right. 330 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,720 Might it be the longest time anyone's ever taken? 331 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,120 It's gotta be up there. It was one hour, 40. 332 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:02,960 What? No! One hour, 40 minutes, I did this. 333 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,320 These two have both done it in just under seven minutes. 334 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:11,400 Somehow, I had it in my mind I had to crack the code. 335 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,520 He asked 233 questions. 336 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,280 How many of them were, "Is it a lemon?" 337 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,240 Do you want to give me a number between one and 233? 338 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,960 We'll find out some of the questions. Sure, 154. 339 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,800 Well, that was quite a long one. "What if I hopped the fence 340 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,920 "and went into the golf course and you never saw me again?" 341 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,040 We had, "Is it suffering? Is it Jesus Christ? 342 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,120 "Is this good television? Is it human teeth?" There were so many. 343 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,160 Come on then, you nerd, what's the system? 344 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:44,160 Very simple, it's, no is a composite number, yes is a prime number. 345 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:49,360 Oh, I hate you even more, cos I would never have figured that out. 346 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,520 No, we saw that. 347 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,520 OK, what are the scores? 348 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,000 Yes, well, Jason, with his 100 minutes, gets one point. 349 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,680 Mat was 14 minutes, two points. Fatiha 30 minutes, three points. 350 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,320 Stevie, just slower than Rosie, so you get four points 351 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,000 but Rosie Ramsey gets the full five points. 352 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,680 Right, what are the scores Alex? 353 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,920 It's very, very close. Two points separating all five of them. 354 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,160 Joint winners so far, Mat and Rosie on seven points. Ooh. 355 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,840 All right, I think we need a team task. 356 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:26,000 Ooh, I do too, and aren't they all just one big happy family. Ha-ha-ha. 357 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,160 Mathew. Alex. 358 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,640 Rosie. Alex. 359 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,600 Fatiha. Horne. 360 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,720 Great news. Oh, yeah. We've come up with a team name. 361 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,120 Oh, that is good news. 362 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,760 I've forgotten it, so you have to say it. JB Martzoukas. 363 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,080 That, was it. Hello, JB Martzoukas. Thank you. Hello, Alex. 364 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,680 There's a task for you there and a little camera. Oh, yeah. OK. 365 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,200 "Make yourselves look like one of you is the parent of the others 366 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:11,000 "then capture your relationship with a classic family home video moment. 367 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,280 "Most believable family wins. You have 30 minutes. 368 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,960 "Your time starts now." 369 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,240 This is fantastic. Oh, let me be the mum cos yous two are parents, 370 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,240 I'm not, so let me be the parent, is that all right? 371 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,680 Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. 372 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,160 Do you think? OK. 373 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,760 What are those classic...? 374 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,040 Ooh, like you teaching me how to...like potty training. 375 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,640 I'm dangling you over a... Like you holding me... and you're pissing. 376 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,960 ..over the toilet and I'm, well, pissing and pooping. 377 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,120 Can I...? Oh, do we have laxatives, Alex? 378 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,240 Oh, we've got, we've gotta do a play. 379 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,120 A play? Or like a, put a musical on or not, uh, just, you know, 380 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,160 when kids do like a show. Right. 381 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,200 Buying an ice cream, teaching you how to ball. Playing in traffic. 382 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,920 Can we play in traffic? Playing in traffic. No, no. OK. 383 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,320 22 minutes. Oh, God, right, OK. So, let's go. 384 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,080 FATIHA: All right, let's go, let's go. 385 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,200 Just read me the task again. 386 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,480 Make yourselves look like one of you is the parent of the others 387 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,160 and capture your relationship with a classic family home video moment. 388 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:13,200 And Jason's suggestion was playing in traffic. 389 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,560 You guys don't do that? Oh, your country's so boring. 390 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,720 Well, we're going to start with the team of two. 391 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,840 And this one is actually far from ideal for me. 392 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,400 No bring, bring the camera up Denise, bring it up Denise 393 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,760 Right, have you got that? Yeah. 394 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,800 Have you got it? You got it? Are you filming it? 395 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,520 I'm scared, Daddy, I'm scared. 396 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,600 You'll be fine, love, I promise. I can't do it, I can't do it. 397 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,240 Oh, you can, I've got you, I've got you, look, I've got you. 398 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,160 Daddy's got you. Ah! Daddy, please don't let go. Don't let go, Daddy. 399 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,120 Denise, are you getting? Are you getting it? Oh, don't let go. 400 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,560 Are you getting this, Denise? SQUEALING AND SHOUTING 401 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,800 Go! I did it, I did it! 402 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,920 No hands love, no hands. You did it. 403 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,240 Who's that man? What man? 404 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,800 Who's that man there? 405 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,360 Daddy, who's that man? 406 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:06,160 Oh, my God, it's a pervert. What? Oh. 407 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,520 I like the hairy girl. 408 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,080 What?! Get out of here, get out of here now. 409 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,600 Get him, Daddy, get him. 410 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,440 Get him! 411 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,480 SCREAMING AND SHOUTING 412 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,520 SCREAMING 413 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,240 Can I, can I just say something? That when we ran out, 414 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,320 we all ran out into, like, the rush hour traffic 415 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,640 Into the traffic. Waah! 416 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,880 God. 417 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,320 With insane energy straight into people, like, 418 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,920 at a stop sign, like... They were literally like there. 419 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,840 And you were like, "Oh, this is the old days." 420 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,400 Ah. I feel like I'm back at home 421 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,480 and I'm a kid running around the streets, baby. 422 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,240 OK, I sort of bought it, you know, 423 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,680 the touching moment of the hairy girl being taught to ride a bike. 424 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,840 I'm just intrigued by, given the title Classic Family Video, 425 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,400 of bringing the pervert into it. 426 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,520 Well, it's in the '80s, you know. Yeah. It was a different time. 427 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,720 Yeah. So, it was meant to be like an accidental snapshot into, 428 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,120 sexual politics, um, of the decade. 429 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,880 Classic. Yeah. 430 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,200 OK, it's time for us to stop again. 431 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,680 When you return you'll see an entirely different family 432 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,720 but Alex will still be a pervert. 433 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,440 Let me tell you the book I'm going to write one day. 434 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,600 We'll see you in a bit. 435 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,320 Thank you. 436 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,640 Thank you, welcome back to Taskmaster, 437 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,240 where I'm looking forward to seeing the next team attempt. 438 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,480 Now, we're after a classic family home video moment. 439 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,520 Most believable family wins. 440 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,800 So now it's Daddy Mat with his little girls Fatiha and Rosie. 441 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,120 Merry Christmas everybody. 442 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,400 Christmas morning. 443 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,480 The presents are out. 444 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,040 Let's call the girls. 445 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,720 Girls! 446 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,120 Father Christmas has been. 447 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,400 He's been? Yes. Merry Christmas, Daddy. Merry Christmas. 448 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,400 Merry Christmas, Patty. 449 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,560 Now, girls, Patty, in particular, 450 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,360 remember what happened last year with the presents. 451 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,880 I know that sometimes you can get a little bit jealous. 452 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,440 And I just wanted to say that I've thought very carefully 453 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,400 about these presents 454 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,240 and I thought, as much as I could, 455 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,960 about things that you would really like. OK? 456 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,040 Daddy doesn't have any favourites Patty, do I, Hatty? 457 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,520 No, Daddy. No. So, are you ready? 458 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,240 Open your presents. 459 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,800 What have you got there? 460 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,480 Oh. Oh, look. Oh. 461 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,240 Look, Hatty, you've got some string and Patty you've got a scooter. 462 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,360 Do you like your present Patty? 463 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,080 You OK, Patty? 464 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,400 Oh, Patty, do you... not again Patty. 465 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,560 Do you want the string, Patty? 466 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,440 Oh, Hatty. That's such good sharing. 467 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,480 Are you offering Patty your present? 468 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,560 Yeah, Patty do you want my present? Is that what you want Patty? 469 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,400 I'm sorry, Hatty, that means you have to have the scooter. 470 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,280 Oh, no. 471 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,560 I know you wanted the scooter. I did. You're my favourite, Hatty. 472 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,400 All right, well, here's a question I never thought I'd ask on television. 473 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,880 What's with all the hairy women? 474 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,960 We needed to... Family resemblance. Yeah. 475 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,280 So, we needed to look like him. Well, that's the obvious, yeah, 476 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,960 so obviously the girls should be bearded. 477 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,520 Well, I assume it's cos he's a single father. So they're just his. 478 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,880 Greg, it's most believable family wins. So, that's the... 479 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,200 Yeah, well, obviously it was the horrible jealous daughter 480 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,360 being manipulated by the admittedly creepy father. 481 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,960 Right. It's slightly more... 482 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,760 So, we're giving five points to the team of three. 483 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,520 OK, how many points for the team of two? 484 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,160 Four points. There we go, four points and five points. 485 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,680 What's next then? 486 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,520 Well, I do think it's time for some comeuppance. 487 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,160 Wow, Mathew Baynton. 488 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,840 Wow, Alex Horne. 489 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,920 Please... Ooh. ..have a seat at the desk. 490 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,680 Graduation. Congratulations. 491 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,160 Did you graduate college? 492 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,680 Yeah. What school? Cambridge University. 493 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,400 What degree? Latin and Greek. OK. 494 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:23,200 You were like, "Oh, whatever it is, it's gotta be obsolete. 495 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,760 "Oh, I'd love to, I'd love to go to Cambridge 496 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,680 "and major in obsolescence." 497 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,200 "Teach the Taskmaster's assistant a lesson he'll never forget." 498 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,760 Ooh, la-la. 499 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,120 "Most memorable lesson wins. 500 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,880 "You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now." 501 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,880 From what I know about how memory works, 502 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,920 basically, if something's a little bit... 503 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,000 ..traumatic, it sticks in your mind. 504 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,160 Tell me a fact, like one of your favourite facts. 505 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,600 Just want to to get your levels. 506 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,400 You get dogs in all different colours. 507 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,080 That's terrible. 508 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,880 No? 509 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,520 Do you remember in the olden days, when it used 510 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,080 to snow like up to your waist, do you remember? 511 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:08,120 Yeah. So, what, it was winter, like it was snowing, 512 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,640 and then these boys come and play "Knock down ginger". 513 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,960 And my dad chased them barefoot in his boxers, cos my dad's an animal. 514 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,440 And that is the lesson, my dad is an animal. 515 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,120 Right. That's the lesson. Was that the lesson? Yeah. 516 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,800 It's not necessarily being etched... Is that not...? ..into my brain. 517 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,320 Can I go think? You're just like all my old teachers. 518 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,320 Yeah, am I? Sexy. 519 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,440 No? OK, awkward. 520 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:43,320 I'm excited to see Mathew deal with his minor childhood traumas, 521 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,520 and I'm very excited about learning more about how much 522 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,880 of an underwear-wearing animal Fatiha's dad is. 523 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,480 I hope that features. 524 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,400 Well, let's see. We're going to start with 525 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,160 two lessons from Rosie and Mat. 526 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,600 Open the hatch. 527 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,600 Trou' down. 528 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,360 Do you mean trousers? Yes, please. 529 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,800 Down to your ankles, please. Yeah, yeah, they're going. 530 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,160 Thank you so much. They're down. 531 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,920 Are you ready for your lesson on memory? 532 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,120 When you get something wrong... 533 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,800 SIREN BLARES ..that will happen. 534 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,560 Right. And that means you must dunk your head... 535 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,000 into the bin of water. We shall if that jogs your memory. OK. 536 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:31,400 Toilet roll. The cheeks parted. Wipe until clean. 537 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,000 What is the first step of creating a memory called? 538 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,040 Perception. 539 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,200 SIREN BLARES 540 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,880 MUFFLED: Deeper! 541 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,080 It's called encoding, Horne. What's it called? Encoding. 542 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,920 SIREN BLARES 543 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,360 Down you go. Is it not called...? 544 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,840 Correct, it's called encoding. Good. 545 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,680 Part the cheeks. Part the cheeks, wipe until clean. 546 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,560 Don't look, you disgusting little boy. Put it in the bin. 547 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,640 What part of the brain do the sensations travel to? 548 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,480 Hippocampus. SIREN BLARES 549 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,720 Down you go, Horne. 550 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,280 Do you hate yourself yet? Is it clean? Is it not clean. 551 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,800 SIREN BLARES 552 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,080 Well done, Horne, it is the hippocampus. Was it? Oh, good. 553 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:36,720 Oh, you are rotten to the core, aren't you? Oh, my God. 554 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,960 What is the first step of creating a memory called? Encoding. 555 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,800 What part of the brain do the sensations travel to? Hippocampus. 556 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,640 Very good, you may celebrate with a long dunk. 557 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,360 SIREN BLARES 558 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,320 Yeah, I, um.... 559 00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:00,440 Mathew was this monster based on someone from your life? Tell me no. 560 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,520 The idea was not about reliving my childhood trauma, 561 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,560 it was the theory that traumatic events, mildly traumatic events... 562 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,200 Yes. ..stay in the brain. 563 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,240 So that would be a lesson he wouldn't forget. 564 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,600 But I would argue 565 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,320 that perhaps we have a different understanding of the phrase 566 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,800 mildly traumatic. 567 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,800 Icy water. There was ice in the water wasn't there, Mat? 568 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,000 Little bit. 569 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,080 Did you feel like you were better equipped 570 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,400 to wipe your own backside after Rosie's onslaught? 571 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,480 I was confused. 572 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,960 I'm sorry, Rosie, but you were sending mixed messages. 573 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,640 "Don't look at it" and then you wiped it on my face at the end. 574 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,120 I just got carried away. 575 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,320 The thing is growing up in this country we all know 576 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,520 a teacher who's not that far from those psychopaths 577 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,320 So, good. I enjoyed them both. 578 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,760 OK. Want to see more? 579 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,160 Yes. OK, yet more dignity for me now 580 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,760 with lessons from Fatiha and Stevie. Oh, God. 581 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,480 I'm going to teach you a fact. 582 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,080 The reason you'll never forget it 583 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,320 is I'm going to ask you to write it out 50 times. 584 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,560 That's cool, OK. 585 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,040 You go over this side and you go like that. 586 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,480 You need to do your hands. OK. 587 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,440 Yeah? Yeah. But you're not just stepping. I am. 588 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,960 The facts I'd like you to write down...not there. 589 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,600 I'd like you to write it on your person. 590 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,800 On my body? That would be your person, wouldn't it? 591 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,600 Some people would take person as a euphemism for... 592 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,560 Sorry, you call your penis your little person? 593 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,760 Some people do. Surely you call it your little Alex Horne. I don't. 594 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,280 Would you like a pen? Yes. OK. 595 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,800 Gotta be like a snake. 596 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,520 Pretend you're a snake. 597 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,960 That is not a snake. Oh, it's not bad. 598 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,800 "Shrimp's heart is located"... In. 599 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,120 Oh, I put "on". 600 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,720 Just going to shake your top. No, just your top. 601 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,760 Not your hips. 602 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,480 11. Right, I'm out of room there. 603 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,040 Yeah? I'll give you some privacy. 604 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,440 Still, still, still, still. Go, go. 605 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,440 You've gotta move not just your hands. I can't. 606 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,880 You look like when you fry chips. You do it again. 607 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,560 I haven't got those things. 608 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,520 You don't need those things to do it. 609 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,000 I hate to alarm you 610 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,520 but you probably will have to take your trousers off. 611 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,880 Obviously, I've checked, it's fine. 612 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,760 Stay still here, go on. 613 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,560 That's it. 614 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,080 We're on 42. Yeah? 615 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,760 This is 46. 616 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,760 Do whales have legs in their stomachs? 617 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,800 That's it now you're fully fledged Moroccan dancer. 618 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,320 OK then. Yalla, you ready? Yalla, I'm ready. Yalla, Wahid. 619 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,680 COUNTS IN MOROCCAN ARABIC 620 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,560 Right leg, good. 621 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,200 Hip, yay! Whoa! 622 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,240 Whoa! 623 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,040 Smashed it, bruv. 624 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,920 "Shrimp's head." Is it a shrimp's head? Oh, no, is it heart? 625 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,000 Yeah, course it is. I forgot on the last one. 626 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,000 Can you repeat the fact to me now? 627 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,360 A shrimp's heart is located in its head. 628 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,440 Congratulations. You've learnt your lesson. Get cleaned up. 629 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,360 Thank you. Thank you. 630 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,520 Thank you, thank you. 631 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,720 Well, is the shrimp fact true? 632 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,000 Yeah. Absolutely true. And the whale fact? 633 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,080 Yes, so... They've got legs in their stomach? 634 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,160 No, so, when they've evolved they used to have legs. 635 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,480 So if I cut a whale up there'd be a big leg in there. 636 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,080 No, it's not like a human's leg. 637 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,000 Just like a nub of, a nub of a bone 638 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,040 that is still there from when they used to be mammals. 639 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,600 I just like the idea there's one big leg and they were bouncing around. 640 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,720 I like that idea as well. I didn't think about the residual element, 641 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,280 I thought it had a...In my head it's got a boot on it. 642 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,400 But I know it doesn't, but, yeah. 643 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,160 Fatiha, I found watching you teach him genuinely quite sweet. 644 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,480 And I thought the result was actually quite good. 645 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,800 ROSIE AND STEVIE GASP 646 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,920 And it worked. You were encouraging and I wanted to please you. 647 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:03,480 Oh, did you? Oh, easy now, don't ruin it. 648 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,240 Break time. 649 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,880 When we return we'll finally find out who's going home with a bra, 650 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,440 a dead dog's ashes and a jar of gherkins - 651 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,760 or, as my uncle used to call it, foreplay. 652 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:32,560 Hello, again. Part four is it then? Yes, it is Greg, keep up mate. 653 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,320 The contestants are all teaching me lessons - 654 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,600 for example, I now know how to wipe myself and belly dance. 655 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,200 Time for my final lesson now 656 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,440 and it's with Hollywood hotshot Jason Mantzoukas. 657 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:49,720 It occurs to me that you need to be a little bit more assertive. 658 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,480 But first I need to see you 659 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,240 a little bit in your natural environment. Let's go. 660 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,480 Yeah, let's do it. All right. 661 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,200 Jenny. Here's your tea, Alex. 662 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,720 Ooh. That's so nice of you, thank you. You're welcome. 663 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,480 That's amazing. Thanks. Hmm. Bye-bye. 664 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,760 Hello, Alex. Hi, Becky. 665 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,320 We're doing sandwiches for lunch today what would you like? 666 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,320 Sandwiches, anything at all, honestly whatever's easiest for you. 667 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,640 Thank you. Thank you. Mm-hm. 668 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,520 Oh. Hi, Alex. Amy, this looks amazing. Oh, thanks. 669 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,760 That is so, it's just right, that's perfect, thank you. 670 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,520 How you feeling? It's been a tough time, to be honest. 671 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,240 Yeah. Yeah, the scan's came back, 672 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,040 the doctor said they were inconclusive. Oh, not inconclusive. 673 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,520 Yeah, I'm just so grateful to be here. Look, whatever it takes. 674 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:37,080 Honestly, you're such a crucial part of the team. Oh. Thank you. 675 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,880 OK. I think I've seen everything I need to see. Let's go. 676 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,120 OK, that was terrible. Really? I didn't like that at all. 677 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,520 I thought it was good. 678 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,800 What you understand is that these people work for you, 679 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,600 so you should be polite to them? Wrong. 680 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,000 It doesn't matter how you treat them. 681 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,280 They are things. 682 00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:01,200 You only focus on what matters to you. Me. Alex Horne. 683 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:04,800 Number one. Everyone else... The things. ..who the fuck cares. 684 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,920 Yeah. These are tools... Urgh. ..in your tool box 685 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,280 to make this glorious show. Let's do this. 686 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:17,600 Here's your tea, Alex. Thing. Yeah. 687 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,640 Yes. 688 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,120 It's the wrong shade. 689 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,840 What would you like for lunch today? I want goose. And jelly. 690 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:39,320 Urgh, what's this? That looks absolutely stupid. 691 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,760 What the frick is this? 692 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,040 Frick? Hey, hey what are you doing? What? 693 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,240 You're a bad boy, you're Alex Horne. What the fuck is this? 694 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,480 Yes, yes. 695 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,560 Yeah? Yes. Ah! Shit. 696 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,840 I'm so sorry, Alex. Tell you what, you're fired. Ooh. 697 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,440 You're never here anyway, you're always going to the hospital. 698 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,720 Go. Yeah. Quicker! Quicker! Let's get her. 699 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,480 You're a pain in the ass. 700 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,000 A pain right in my...what is this? What is this? 701 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,840 Who are you? Off you go. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 702 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:17,120 Hey, wait, wait, wait. You forgot your bag. 703 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,280 That was great. Fuck you. 704 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:29,160 Oh, the student has become the master. Bye-bye. 705 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,960 I am a bit shocked by how well you took that on. 706 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,240 Yeah, I mean I've learnt a lesson, looking at that, 707 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,480 it's not ideal. It's not ideal. 708 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,440 But you do feel a lot of those things in private, I know. 709 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,760 Whenever we're in a... It did take quite a bit to get him there. 710 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,560 From frick to fuck was a huge transition. 711 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,440 Yeah. From Frick To Fuck, that's your autobiography title sorted. 712 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,640 But I do want to apologise to the members of the team. 713 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,720 Don't ruin it now, they're things. He told you. 714 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,760 They're tools in the tool box. 715 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,520 But... Hmm. ..who was the best tutor? 716 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,280 Yeah, I'd say Jason leading me by the hand 717 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,600 and shouting in my face worked a bit. A bit? 718 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,400 But it was the warmth of Fatiha that I responded to most. 719 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,600 Wow. Fatiha you're about to get five points for being nice. 720 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,640 Oh, shut up. Really? 721 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,800 This is going to fuck your brand. 722 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,200 So, Fatiha gets five points for being nice. 723 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:39,680 Jason gets four points for coercing a monster from you. 724 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,760 So, shrimp or poo or cruelty? 725 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,400 They were all much of a muchness if I'm completely honest. 726 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,640 Three points each? OK, yeah, fair enough. Thank you. 727 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,880 Hey, shall we take a peek at those scores? 728 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,720 Yes, well, the series scores are in, 729 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,000 and there's two people in the 90s - Rosie's on 90, 730 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,880 Mat on 99, the series leader at the moment. Oo-ee. 731 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,440 But in this episode, she's just so lovely. 732 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,120 She's in the lead with 16 points, it's Fatiha El-Ghorri. 733 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,880 So sweet, so kind, so in the lead. 734 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,280 OK, it's time, please, head to the stage 735 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,880 for the final task of the show! 736 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,760 Hello, honey pie. 737 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,520 I like the hairy girl. 738 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,720 Who's going to read the task out? 739 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,120 Uh, Jason today, please. 740 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,280 JASON CLEARS HIS THROAT 741 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,160 "Don't blow the last thing off the table. 742 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,320 "If you don't blow anything off the table you are eliminated. 743 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,920 "If you do blow the last thing off the table you are eliminated. 744 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,520 "You must stay on the spot 745 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,480 "and you must not touch the table. Last player standing wins." 746 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,200 Yes, so there'll be four rounds of this. 747 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,240 In each round there'll be a different lot of things 748 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,760 on that table there. 749 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,520 One at a time you'll come to the spot. 750 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:07,400 Something has to fall off the table but if everything goes you're out. 751 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,800 And, ultimately, if there's only one thing left that person's out. 752 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,960 That is checkmate. Prepare the table. 753 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,160 I knew it, I knew it. It's feathers. 754 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,800 It's feathers. I knew it, I knew it. 755 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,600 So at least one feather must leave. 756 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,000 We'll go from right to left, we're starting with Stevie. 757 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,160 Watch me fuck this up so bad. 758 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,560 That's the sort of confidence you get in the Navy. 759 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,800 OK. One blow please. 760 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,640 Yeah...Yeah, all right. 761 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,520 CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 762 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,280 Just. 763 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,560 Bloody hell it was touch-and-go, though, wasn't it? 764 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,520 No. I knew what I was doing. I was building tension. 765 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,080 Rosie's up next. 766 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,200 Lovely. Absolutely lovely. 767 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,440 Mathew's turn. 768 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,720 ALL: Oh! 769 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,840 That was bold. 770 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,720 Up he comes, Jason Mantzoukas. 771 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,000 Oh. 772 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,240 Good luck, Fatiha. 773 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,200 ALL: Wow. Yeah. Ooh . Nice. Ooh. Oh, wow. 774 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,560 That was good. Not a lot left up there. Not a lot left. Wow. 775 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,920 Yeah. Ooh. 776 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,760 Oh! 777 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,800 Oh, wow! I'm just going to inspect the... 778 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,680 Oh, easy there's two there. Is there more than one? There's two there. 779 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,640 We've lost Mat Baynton. Well done. 780 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,240 Unlucky, unlucky. 781 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,680 OK, round two. 782 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,320 Little pictures of...of Greg. 783 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,640 OK, blow me Jason. 784 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,080 Happily, my friend. 785 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,760 OK. 786 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,480 Lovely. 787 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,640 One went, one went. 788 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,440 Yes. Yes! 789 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,720 Oh, fuck! AUDIENCE GROANS 790 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,560 I'm done, I get it, I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. 791 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,160 The arrogance of someone trying a double blow in this competition. 792 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,920 Round three. 793 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,000 Ah. 794 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,880 Lovely. Really nice. 795 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,040 Lovely. 796 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,000 Nice. 797 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,560 Yeah, one at a time, why not? Why not? 798 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,840 We're up in the professional league now. 799 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,600 That'll do. 800 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,640 Tricky now, very tricky. 801 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,760 That was tactical play, lovely. 802 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,000 Yeah. 803 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,120 We've lost Rosie Ramsey. 804 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,760 Here we go, final round. 805 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,320 Oh. 806 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,560 Can I speak for all of us and say I can't believe this is watchable? 807 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,640 And yet everyone riveted. 808 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,840 Ooh. 809 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,960 Here we go, here we go. 810 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,640 You can see why they're in the final. 811 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,080 Ooh, it's nearly two breaths. That wasn't nearly two breaths. 812 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,400 Well, it was one. 813 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,400 Oh, I hate you so much. 814 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,800 Ooh. Now, we're interested. 815 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,440 Now we're playing, now we're playing with power. 816 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,400 Ooh. He's left it open though, he's left it open. 817 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,680 Oh! No! Problems, problems. 818 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,600 That's problems for Fatiha right. Yeah, it feels like it. 819 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,480 It's game over. 820 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:08,160 In second place, Fatiha El-Ghorri. And the winner is Jason Mantzoukas. 821 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,200 Come down and join me we'll add that to the final scores. 822 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,320 Well, well, well. Yes, like a lot of things in this show 823 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,640 surprisingly watchable. Really good. 824 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,680 Hmm, Mat unfortunately out first gets the one point, two to Stevie, 825 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,880 three to Rosie then it was between Fatiha and Jason at the end. 826 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,160 Four to Fatiha, Jason won it, 827 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,680 gets the five points so well done, Jason Mantzoukas. 828 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,600 But how does it affect the overall scores, Greg? I don't know. 829 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,720 You won't believe it, they've now all got even-numbered scores. 830 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,680 I love it. Stevie you're at the bottom with 14, at the other end, 831 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:52,200 with 20 points, for the first time, it's Fatiha! Yes! 832 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,080 Fatiha El-Ghorri wins! 833 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:02,040 Please close the show by opening your things that are nice to open. 834 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,960 Subtitles by Red Bee Media