1 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:04,400 This was a mistake! 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:05,680 Shut up. Pardon? 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,040 HORN BEEPS 4 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,240 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 5 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,360 Whoo! 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,160 CROW CAWS 7 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,680 DUCKS QUACK 8 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:15,840 You're mad. 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,280 Wow! 10 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,560 GIGGLING 11 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,840 HORN TOOTS 12 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:30,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 13 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:36,960 Hello! 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:42,040 Welcome to the Taskmaster grand final! 15 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 16 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,720 Ten weeks of literal blood, sweat and tears, 17 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,520 and we are a short hour away from crowning not just any clown, 18 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,640 the king of the clowns! 19 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,520 What makes a champion, ladies and gentlemen? 20 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,800 Blood? We've seen it. 21 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,120 Sweat? All five of our contestants stink of it. 22 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,680 Tears? Every night, when he wets the bed. 23 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:08,040 So, we all have the ingredients for one final pie - 24 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,640 the glory pie. 25 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,960 LAUGHTER Please... 26 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:17,640 ..meet the meat that hopes to end up being its filling. 27 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,200 They are... 28 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,200 ..Fatiha El-Ghorri! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,280 Jason Mantzoukas! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 30 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,840 Mathew Baynton! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 31 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,360 Rosie Ramsey! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 32 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,400 And Stevie Martin! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 33 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,160 And next to me, 34 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,240 a man who tells me the secret to a happy marriage is simple - 35 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,240 respect, making time for your personal space, 36 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,800 and never telling your wife, Rachel, how boring all her stories are. 37 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,720 Ooh... LAUGHTER 38 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,400 Ooh... 39 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,520 Ooh, dear. 40 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,680 It's little Alex Horne! 41 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 42 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,920 Greg, it's the last episode, 43 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,640 so I thought it's about time we renew our vows, don't you think? 44 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,440 Ah. I've written mine. 45 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:18,080 "I, Alex Horne, solemnly swear to protect you 46 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,200 "till the day one of us is dead." 47 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,040 Here's yours. 48 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,840 "I, Greg Davies, do solemnly swear to express my respect 49 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,400 "and admiration for you as often as I breathe each breath." 50 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,800 Part two. LAUGHTER 51 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:37,520 "From today onward, you and I will be one in heart, body and mind." 52 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:41,000 Means so much to me. Part three. Yeah. 53 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,320 And the general rule of thumb of comedy is there's only three parts. 54 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,400 LAUGHTER 55 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,760 "You are my sunrise and sunset, 56 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,400 "and my day starts and ends with you. 57 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,440 "I'm the luckiest person alive to be standing with you today, 58 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,400 "and to be facing life with you every day." 59 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,120 That's what I feel as well. Last one. 60 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,000 Four. The rule of four. 61 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,160 "Let us build a home..." Yes. 62 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,840 "..a life, and a family from these bonds, 63 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,440 "and promise to stick together through all life's challenges. 64 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,920 "You are my fire, my one desire..." 65 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,840 There's definitely another one. No, that is it. 66 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,880 I've put "..." cos that's the bit that I really meant. 67 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,400 OK. 68 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,840 A paid employee will have printed all those out for him. 69 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,560 Work experience. Yep. 70 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,480 Time for the final prize task category of the series, what is it? 71 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,600 Yes, Greg, it's an important one, and that's why the category is, 72 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:32,280 "The thing most likely to make you do a double-take." 73 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,040 AUDIENCE: Ooh... 74 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,840 Good old Greg will give five points 75 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,840 to the thing that prompts the biggest delayed surprised reaction. 76 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,240 At the end of the episode, 77 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,160 the winner will double-take all five things home with them. 78 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,320 All right, then. 79 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,600 Mathew, what have you brought in that'll make me double-take? 80 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,720 It is boots in a bin. 81 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,720 LAUGHTER 82 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 83 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,800 Boots in a bin. Simple as that. 84 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,080 Great. 85 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,920 And it really does look like there's a body in there. Yeah! 86 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,600 It's a strong start. Thank you. Simple. Clean. 87 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,760 Fatiha? Yeah? 88 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,560 You've made me double-take all series. 89 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,320 My thing is geezers with beards. 90 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,040 Oh... 91 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,760 Have you...? SHE CHUCKLES 92 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,800 This is crazy. 93 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,680 Have you ever farted in front of a cat? 94 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,120 How is that related?! 95 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,080 How do those things connect?! 96 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,080 It was only matter of time till someone asked. 97 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,520 So, yeah, you know, like, if you fart in front of cat, yeah? 98 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,880 It goes like this. 99 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,720 And that's what happens when I see a geezer with a beard, right? 100 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,080 Cos a lot of Muslim men grow beards. 101 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,440 And, so is this beard for somebody that you might find attractive, 102 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,720 but who doesn't have a beard, 103 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,000 so you can just put it right on him? 104 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,240 No, we just couldn't find a guy with beard that I liked. 105 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,160 Oh. So I said, "Use..." 106 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,760 So, if I've understood you correctly, 107 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,000 you've brought a beard in, 108 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,120 because you always double-take when you see a man with a beard, 109 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,480 because you find them attractive, 110 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,560 but you're hoping that that man is a Muslim? Yeah. 111 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,080 What I haven't quite worked out 112 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,640 is the whole farting in front of cats thing. 113 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,560 Don't worry about that, OK? Don't worry about that. 114 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,880 Just leave that, yeah? Yeah, leave that. 115 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,160 That's the reaction. Cos you... 116 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,320 Like, that's what I'm like. 117 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,520 Backstage, you said this was your best one. 118 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,320 It is. ROSIE: It's terrible! 119 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,800 It is my best one. 120 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,080 OK. 121 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,240 Jason. 122 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,320 Um, I brought this at a yard sale maybe 30 years ago. 123 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:29,120 It has lived in the kitchen of every house or apartment that I've ever lived in. 124 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,680 Mm-hm. And it never fails to get a double-take from people 125 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,920 when I show it to them. 126 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,840 GREG SPLUTTERS 127 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,480 LAUGHTER 128 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,160 You looked back again. 129 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,000 I looked again so I could read, "Most meals with dad". 130 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,080 ROSIE: Aww! That's what got me. 131 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,520 That's the double-take. 132 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,600 I'd like to think maybe some day it's not just that I own it, 133 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,640 but some day I'll earn it. 134 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,320 You mean you'll eat with your father more often? 135 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,320 Wouldn't that be great? OK. 136 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,480 It's, uh, absolutely weird. 137 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,760 Stevie. 138 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,560 Oh, I, um... I forgot mine. 139 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,320 LAUGHTER, GASPS 140 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,840 APPLAUSE I'm so hot! 141 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,600 I've been silent the whole time 142 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,840 cos I didn't want you to look at my stupid shoulder. 143 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,160 That is strong. 144 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,960 Genuinely wasn't expecting it. Did a genuine double-take. Great. 145 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,240 Rosie? Uh, I have brought a life-size interpretation 146 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,960 of my monthly period. 147 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,840 GASPS, SHOCKED LAUGHTER 148 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,800 Here she is. ALEX: Here she is. 149 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,200 Oh, no... 150 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,360 Look at it again, Greg. Look at it again. 151 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,440 STEVIE: What's the problem? Why'd you hate women?! 152 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,760 Can it be a double-take if you never look at a thing more than once? 153 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,280 Take it all in. It's just nature. Yeah. 154 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,200 Oh, and it's absolutely... 155 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,240 ..em-empowering. 156 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:01,200 Yeah. Very good! Yes, sister. 157 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,080 The thing most likely to make you do a double-take, Greg. 158 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,560 What's the...? OK, well, this is gonna ruin my potential... 159 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,520 ..marriage to Fatiha, I think... Oh, no. 160 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,320 Because I don't double-take at men with beards. 161 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,400 So it's one to Fatiha. Again. 162 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,240 Two points to Mathew. 163 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,720 AUDIENCE: Aww! 164 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,880 I've seen wellies in a bin. Sorry. 165 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,560 Mat, do you want to hold my hand? 166 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,840 'Scuse me. 167 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,360 As much as I love meals with Dad, 168 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,720 I'm going to give it three points. 169 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:30,360 If I saw that blob thing walk past me, 170 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,840 I would mega-take, 171 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,080 and be disturbed by it... 172 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,440 But it's her finest work. She fooled us all. 173 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,000 I did a genuine double-take. 174 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,440 Stevie takes five points. 175 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,440 Well done, Stevie Martin! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 176 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,800 Right, let's get this party started. 177 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,600 Give me a task proper. 178 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,320 Yes, and what could be more apt 179 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,720 than an emotive task involving the sands of time 180 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,880 and some brightly coloured boxes? 181 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,560 Hello! 182 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,840 It's nice in there, isn't it? 183 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,240 I feel like I'm in a microwave. Thanks. 184 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,560 Cool. 185 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,520 I'm not going to, uh, be too fast now. 186 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,960 You're not going to be too fast? I'm going to take my time... 187 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,440 OK. ..and be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions. 188 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,720 "Completely fill the yellow box with sand." 189 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:37,280 "The yellow box with sand." 190 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,160 "Once you have touched a box, 191 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,880 "you must hold that box for the rest of the task." 192 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,720 "Once y-..." 193 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,680 "Once you have touched a box, 194 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,640 "you must hold that box for the rest of the task." 195 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,280 Right, well, I haven't touched any from saying that. 196 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,080 STEVIE CHORTLES 197 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,800 "Fastest wins." 198 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,520 OK, so this seems to be a situation under here. 199 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,120 I'd love you to read the last line. 200 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,760 I would love to, but I just want to figure out how this thing works. 201 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,040 Have you started the clock? No. Great. 202 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,440 I'm tempted to. 203 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,600 "Your time starts... 204 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,760 "..now." 205 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,720 APPLAUSE 206 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,200 Stevie, uh, what are you going to be? 207 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,120 I think it might be a catchphrase that people could use for you 208 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,600 going forward, so I just want to shine a light on it. 209 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,840 STEVIE: Oh, thank you. You said, "OK, 210 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,160 "I'm going to be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions." 211 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,240 And then I went, "Hurr-hurr-hurr!" on the box. 212 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,840 Right, do you want to go through some rules? 213 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,680 Yeah, well, you didn't need to worry about the touching 214 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,120 till after you'd said, "Your time starts now." 215 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,960 Don't worry about that. Ah. Fill the yellow box up with sand. 216 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,400 If you touch a box, you've got to hold the box. 217 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:50,080 First up, we're going to see Fatiha, Rosie and Sandy. 218 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,160 Sand. We're going to see sand. 219 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,200 So how are you going to do this? Cos I don't want to touch anything. 220 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,680 Oh, bollocks. Oh, shit. 221 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,920 So, you've just touched the orange one so far. 222 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,880 Why are you stating the obvious? 223 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:14,680 Oh, shit. There's another box in here. 224 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,520 But I can just grab the sand, can't I? 225 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,480 I'm not touching the box. Just like this. 226 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:19,680 Just like this. 227 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,560 SLOWED: Just like this. 228 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,480 I think you need to pick up the blue box. 229 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,520 UNDER BREATH: Bastard. 230 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,880 So... 231 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,840 That's a big one. 232 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,120 FATIHA LAUGHS 233 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,760 Oh, you're carrying that one as well, then, now. 234 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,360 So you... Oh, oh, dear. 235 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,960 Right, so you've touched all the boxes now. 236 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,320 It says, "Living room." 237 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,640 Right. 238 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,120 SHE GASPS Do I have to go the living room? 239 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,560 Off we go. 240 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,800 Can I boot the door in? 241 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,000 Yeah. 242 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,600 Oh, that was a bad idea! 243 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,200 The yellow box is upside down now. 244 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,480 Oh... 245 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,880 Oh, there's more sand. 246 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,520 SHE SIGHS 247 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,680 Oh, you're taking the piss. 248 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,560 You're taking the absolute piss. 249 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,440 Oh, my God! OK. 250 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,720 Shed. 251 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,640 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 252 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,520 Going on your head, is it? Yeah. 253 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,800 LAUGHTER 254 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,960 Oh. SHE LAUGHS 255 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,920 What is this?! 256 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,960 Why is there all these boxes? 257 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,080 You're wobbling it in? Yeah. 258 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,640 Is it working? Um, no. No. 259 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,480 Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit. 260 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,600 AUDIENCE GROANS 261 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,680 SHE LAUGHS 262 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,160 Is it completely full of sand? 263 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,840 I think so. 264 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,960 There's no more sand anyway. 265 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,360 Would you like me to stop the clock? Yeah. 266 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,200 It's half empty. Ah. 267 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,520 This is what we're going to do. 268 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,800 I'm going to put that in here. 269 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,640 Yeah, I think that's a good idea. OK? 270 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,680 SHE CHUCKLES 271 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,000 You're a prick. 272 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,640 SHE GRUNTS 273 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,560 Is it full? Yes, it's full, bruv. 274 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,920 I've stopped the clock. 275 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,680 Congratulations. That was impressive. 276 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,480 APPLAUSE 277 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,760 Fatiha, I didn't realise that you were Special Forces trained. 278 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,080 The kicking in of the door, incredible, 279 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,760 and then managed to keep hold of all the boxes. 280 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,040 I lost my balance. I've got really bad balance. 281 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,320 Yeah, I saw. Yeah. 282 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,960 Rosie did some great facial expressions during that, 283 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,600 and I was amazed at just how proud you were 284 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,200 when you put that orange box on your head. 285 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,680 Yeah, well, I've captured it for posterity. 286 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,240 Here it is. 287 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,040 I suspect neither of them succeeded. 288 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,880 Look, neither of them completely filled it with sand, 289 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,200 but they did their best. 290 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,960 And that's all that counts? 291 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,280 Not normally, no. 292 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,800 Who's next? Next up, it's two men who are prodigious actors. 293 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,640 A skill, of course, that has no use in this task whatsoever. 294 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,320 It's Jason and Mathew. 295 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,760 There's not... That's not going to all be sand, is it? 296 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,920 There's going to be a trick. 297 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,040 Is there sand anywhere else, Alex? 298 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,040 I don't know. I don't know. 299 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,240 Ah, I see. 300 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,880 This box has actually quite little sand in it. 301 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:32,000 I've managed to ascertain that without touching the box yet. 302 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,200 That's a... That's a trap. 303 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,080 You bas... 304 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,960 So's that. 305 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,760 OK, we've got some sort of contraption here. 306 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,280 How you doing? 307 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,040 Where else is there sand? 308 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,240 Got any sand in here? 309 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,240 A thorough search has turned up no sand. 310 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,560 Sand! 311 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,240 A-ha. 312 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,920 Stop the clock! I've stopped the clock! 313 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,560 Whew. 314 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,000 Seems full. I've stopped the clock. 315 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,040 Great. 316 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,680 Thank you, Alex. 317 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,000 Thank you, Jason. 318 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,280 APPLAUSE 319 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,320 LAUGHTER 320 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,120 I mean, lovely. Very indicative of the two nations 321 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,840 from whence you both came. 322 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,960 Jason has unbelievable self-belief throughout. 323 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,800 He believes everything will go right. 324 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,240 And Mathew presumes, as is correct, 325 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,320 that everything will go wrong, 326 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,400 and is absolutely amazed when it doesn't. 327 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,560 But pretty sharp and fast? 328 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,160 Yeah, Jason, 4 minutes 21. 329 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,040 Mat was 1 minute 25. 330 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,560 Oh! AUDIENCE: Ooh! 331 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,600 Finally, the argument's settled. 332 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,960 We are better. 333 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,440 OK, break time. 334 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,920 There are three parts left to go, 335 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,120 so maybe try and pace yourselves with the booze for a change, yeah? 336 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,800 State of you. 337 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,840 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 338 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 339 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,320 Hello! Yes, here we are. 340 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,200 It's the Taskmaster final, and it's the start of part two. 341 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,200 That's right - and I've just had a bowl of muesli. 342 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,160 Its fibre content helps keep my digestive system moving smoothly, 343 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,880 preventing constipation and other digestive problems. 344 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,600 The current task involves trying 345 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,120 to completely fill the yellow box with sand. 346 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,280 There's just one person left, 347 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,680 and that person's name is still Stevie Martin. 348 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:46,360 Right. Oh, I've made a terrible mistake. 349 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,240 That's not... 350 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,640 The sand's outside the dome, isn't it? 351 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,280 I've got massive hands. I forgot. 352 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,640 Ah! 353 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,080 Sh-... Shit. 354 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,480 Oh! 355 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,120 Yeah, that's fine. 356 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,240 Oh, f-... Sorry. 357 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,560 SHE CHUCKLES 358 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,680 I can't walk. 359 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,880 There has to be a better way than this. 360 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,800 Oh! Why did I move it? 361 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,760 SCRAPING 362 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,320 No, that's obviously stupid. 363 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,840 Why would I do...? 364 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,600 Oh, what?! 365 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,800 "Shed." 366 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,160 Whoa... 367 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,760 I'm suing. 368 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,640 What have you just seen? 369 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,600 A box that says the word "sand" on it. 370 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,000 Right. 371 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,320 You touching another box? 372 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,720 I'm touching all of the boxes. 373 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,960 Great. 374 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,880 It's got a sheet of sandpaper in it. 375 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,720 Yeah, it says "sandpaper" on the box. 376 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,840 I...can't... 377 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:16,200 ..deal with that...now. 378 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,040 Right, I actually need to think about where I'm going. 379 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:27,000 OK. Yeah, all right. 380 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,960 OK. 381 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,880 Are you holding the yellow box? 382 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,040 No, but I've got, like, a bit of my body on it? 383 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,280 WHISTLE I've stopped the clock. 384 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,880 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 385 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,440 What did she promise she would be? 386 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,160 Oh, she was so deliberate in her thoughts and her emotions. 387 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,320 I forgot! 388 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,880 But filled her box up, didn't she? 389 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,080 Right up. 390 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,440 It took her nearly 20 minutes, but she did. 391 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,600 You did it in the end. 392 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,560 Incredibly, though, you're not going to come last. 393 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,400 Incredible. Let's get some scores, then. 394 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,520 So first of all, there's no doubt, 395 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,000 the winner of the task is Mr Mat Baynton. 396 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE He gets five points for his 1:25. 397 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,480 Um, the other box fillers, 398 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:20,080 Jason, you get four points in second for four minutes, 399 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,440 and Stevie, you took 17.5 minutes, 400 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,520 but you get three points, I presume. 401 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,440 Well, cos the box was definitely full of sand, 100%. Yes. 402 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,720 But now we're into murky territory with these two, aren't we? 403 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,200 It is such murky territory. 404 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,120 Now, I should technically give you both nothing, 405 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,640 but cos this is the final, I'm trying to be generous. 406 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,560 You put that sand pot in. Yeah. 407 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,000 And that is made of sand. 408 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,600 Yeah, well, I guess it was over the top of the box. Yeah. 409 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,920 I'm tempted to give Fatiha two points. 410 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,520 And I'd feel pretty bad for you - 411 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,880 you know you've made a fool of yourself 412 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,280 with that box on your head - if I didn't give you one point. 413 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,840 Well done, Rosie. One two Rosie, two to Fatiha, 414 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,680 but Mathew Baynton wins the task! 415 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,280 Yeah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 416 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,480 Could you give me the scores, please? 417 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,560 Yes, well, Fatiha and Rosie are still at the bottom 418 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,720 but at the top, with eight points, 419 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,360 it's Stevie Martin!Ooh!Ooh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 420 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,960 What are we going to do next, Alex Horne? 421 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,280 Freeze. 422 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,200 What's all that nonsense? 423 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,560 Am I Bear Grylls? Making me walk through rocks. What's going on? 424 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,680 Nice place. Oh, yeah, that is nice. 425 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,800 It's gorgeous, isn't it? It's an inflatable. 426 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,360 It's not. 427 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,600 OK. 428 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,080 "Freeze on your spot in the most powerful pose." 429 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,360 She's a windy one. 430 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,520 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 431 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,360 It doesn't bode well that inanimate objects can't freeze on the spot. 432 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,200 "Freeze on your spot in the most powerful pose 433 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,640 "in five minutes from now." 434 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,920 I'm assuming that's my spot. 435 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,640 It is. 436 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,360 "You must be touching two of the objects." 437 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:27,560 "Your time started when you acknowledged Alex." 438 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,800 Is that it? 439 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,080 Probably. 440 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:33,200 "Most powerful pose." 441 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,120 This place is quite regal, innit? 442 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,200 So, regal people have dogs all the time. 443 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,800 The power over life and death. 444 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,480 I could kill a dog. 445 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,520 Now, in the '80s, when they used to have these round their necks, 446 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,080 they were quite powerful people. 447 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,200 The most powerful thing in the world is obviously people who... 448 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,480 So, statues were made of them. 449 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,000 So if I... Hold this. 450 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,760 Oh, shit. 451 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,320 I want to stand up on these two things. 452 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,360 Do you now? 453 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,520 This is my dog that I take to the beach. These are my skates. 454 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,720 So, this is my puppy, Rufus. 455 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,760 Rufus. 456 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,440 And he's been hit by a car. 457 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,880 Oh. 458 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,840 But I have the power to end his life. 459 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,920 Going to get into a powerful position. 460 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,920 Right? 461 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,040 And then like this... SHE EXHALES FEARFULLY 462 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,520 You're... Kneel down here 463 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,480 with your head right where the hammer would be. 464 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,920 Ten seconds. 465 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,280 OK, Jason? Yeah? 466 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,960 I'm just going to read the second part of the task. 467 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,240 Son of a bitch. 468 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,120 It says, "Stay completely still in your powerful pose 469 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,520 "for the next ten minutes." SHE SCOFFS 470 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,880 "Least movement wins, your time starts now." 471 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,680 You understand the task? 472 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,200 Uh-huh. 473 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,520 This is a disaster. 474 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,040 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 475 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,680 I expected Jason to show something like a man being executed 476 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,200 as an example of power. 477 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,240 But a puppy, Mathew? 478 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,720 It's powerful, isn't it? 479 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,600 Powerful to think... The murder of a puppy? 480 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,800 Putting it out of its... Putting Rufus out of his misery was the idea. 481 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,040 It is powerful. 482 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,560 Fatiha. Yeah? 483 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,320 I must've, uh, missed the episode of Bear Grylls 484 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,640 when he battled his way across some driveway gravel. 485 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,880 "It was like running through the Himalayas," she said. 486 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,280 Listen, that shit was deep. 487 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,160 What do you think people in the '80s... 488 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,960 LAUGHTER 489 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,960 What do you think powerful people did in the '80s? 490 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,120 '80s, power, cool kids, rollers, rollerblades. Oh, yeah, yeah. 491 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,840 I remember Ronald Reagan wore some skates round his neck 492 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,200 when the Berlin Wall came down, didn't he? 493 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,080 It's not really about the powerful position. I know. 494 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,240 It's how still they could be in that position. 495 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,200 You want to see how they got on? Oh, God, do I? 496 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,080 Sometimes you just can't beat a montage of people standing about 497 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,160 in loads of pain. Here we go. 498 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,960 How often do you want me to tell you the time? 499 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,800 Not too often. OK. 500 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,520 Any regrets? 501 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,760 Mm-hm. 502 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,080 How long has it been? 503 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,480 It's been 34 seconds. OK. 504 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,440 How did I not see this coming? 505 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,360 This has got all the hallmarks of, "There's a second task." 506 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,800 Nine minutes left. 507 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,720 It's the twist in the spine I regret the most at this point. 508 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,440 Oh, the benefit is 509 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,760 I could really give you a whack right now. 510 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,320 How long have I done? You're almost there, just eight minutes to go. 511 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,880 Oh, shut up. 512 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,840 Happy with your choice? UNSURE: Mm. 513 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,040 The arm. The arm's a problem, is it? 514 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,160 AFFIRMATIVELY: Mm. 515 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,080 How's the knee? Not great. 516 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,560 We're at two minutes. Mmph. 517 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,120 Ah, I'm going to do three, and then I'm going to... 518 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,680 I'm going to swap... SHE WHEEZES 519 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,640 Can you just edit it, yeah? 520 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,680 Because my trainer, she's a bitch, yeah? Right. 521 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,800 She'll make me do like 20 bench lifts. Like, just edit it. 522 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,840 Ooh, this left one is wobbly. 523 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,280 Elbow all right? NEGATIVELY: Mm-mm. 524 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,720 You going to last? Mmm. Yeah. 525 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,320 Five minutes gone. 526 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,240 MATHEW YELLS: Oh, God! 527 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,720 Let me do another pose, then. Right, OK. 528 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,920 Mmm... Mm-mm. 529 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,680 It's taking so much effort! 530 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,200 My back hurts, Jason. 531 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,560 Your back's hurting? Uh-huh. 532 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,600 All right, good. 533 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,680 Lost my toes. Lost your toes? 534 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,320 Me two little toes have gone. 535 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,600 That's cute, innit? 536 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,600 Can you stay still? 537 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,520 You're so boring. 538 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,360 50 seconds. Mm... 539 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,520 MATHEW GROANS 540 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:52,120 JASON GROWLS REPEATEDLY 541 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,840 STEVIE GRUMBLES 542 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,880 Eight seconds. 543 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,880 WHISTLE ROSIE:Oh, my word. 544 00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,960 FATIHA: Smashed it. 545 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,440 STEVIE SCREAMS IN AGONY 546 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,880 A-ha-ha-ha-ha-oww.... 547 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,600 SHE GASPS 548 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,240 JOINTS CLICK 549 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,000 HE GASPS SOFTLY 550 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,040 Thank you, Mathew. Thank you, Rufus. 551 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,640 APPLAUSE 552 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:19,200 Fatiha, when you say you "smashed it", 553 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,480 what do you mean? 554 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,600 It seems to me everyone went through hell, 555 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,280 screaming in agony for the positions. 556 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,280 What you did, as far as I can work out, 557 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,600 is you called your personal trainer a bitch, 558 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,200 and you asked the team to edit it for you. 559 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,560 We did edit quite a bit, 560 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,080 cos you also said that Cliff Richard was a prick at one point. 561 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,800 Yeah, that was hard, man. 562 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,680 It was hard if you did it. 563 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,640 I'm going to show you now Jason and Mathew, 564 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,760 their effort distilled so you can see how much they moved. 565 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,000 Here we go. 566 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,200 WHISTLE 567 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,800 WHISTLE 568 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,520 APPLAUSE 569 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,720 Not bad. 570 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,840 Mathew seconds from crying. 571 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,320 Did you see his face? 572 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,240 I was in pain for days! 573 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,880 Yeah. 574 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,240 Jason, you just looked like you were getting tighter and tighter. 575 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,280 Angrier and angrier. 576 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,240 I thought, "Oh, my God, he's going to smash Alex's head in." 577 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,320 ROSIE: I did! 578 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,960 I was desperate to. The longer it went, 579 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 the more it seemed like the easiest solution to the task. 580 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,400 I would've loved it. A bit of lateral thinking. 581 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,080 I'm afraid there are just two parts of the final to go 582 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,440 with our five mighty competitors, 583 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,760 but thankfully, when it does end, 584 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,760 we'll still have each other. 585 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,120 My sweet, sweet friend. 586 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,880 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 587 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 588 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,600 Hello! 589 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,400 And welcome back to the third part of this Taskmaster final. 590 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,480 Yes, they're trying to stay as still as possible 591 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,960 for ten minutes in a most powerful pose 592 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,680 while touching two objects. 593 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,680 Least movement wins. 594 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,240 Now, let's see how much Rosie and Stevie moved. 595 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,520 Ooh. 596 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,800 WHISTLE 597 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,240 WHISTLE MATHEW:Wow. 598 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,080 Not a lot. Not a lot in it. APPLAUSE 599 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,120 Ten minutes. 600 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,520 Pretty amazing. 601 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,640 And you were actually in a difficult pose as well. 602 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,640 That classic power move. 603 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,960 On the roller rink! With all my friends. 604 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,280 Really good, though. Yeah, for ten minutes, that is impressive. 605 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,240 I've not got much to say. It's pretty good. 606 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,440 Well, there is someone still to see, so you might have something to say. 607 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,160 They have been so still - so, so still. 608 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,760 So still. 609 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,880 And now here is Fatiha. 610 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,120 WHISTLE 611 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,600 LAUGHTER 612 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,320 WHISTLE 613 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,400 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 614 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,200 The last ten seconds, she was good. 615 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,800 For nine minutes 50 seconds... 616 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,760 I know, I just... 617 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,800 Cos when I dropped my hand, I knew it was over, innit? 618 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,480 So I thought, "Let me just talk." 619 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,360 It's not all about points, is it? 620 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,840 Don't start giving it. 621 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,960 I'm not scared of you. 622 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,720 If you come after me, I'll just go up someone's driveway. 623 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,600 Least movement wins, Greg. 624 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,840 One point to Fatiha. OK. 625 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,760 Yeah, I would say that Mathew's murderous character 626 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,640 probably moved the most after Fatiha. 627 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,880 Yeah. Two points to Mathew. 628 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,040 Probably Jason in third. Are you happy with that, Jason? I would say. 629 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,840 Am I happy with it?! 630 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,240 Fuck, no. 631 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,440 Three to Jason, and then it's up to you. 632 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,440 You saw how much they moved. Not a lot. 633 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,880 I think that Stevie was clearly in such pain, 634 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,760 and I actually think she just had the edge, so... 635 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,360 OK, so four points to Rosie, five to Stevie Martin. I agree. 636 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 637 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,600 Only a handful of points left to give this series. 638 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,600 What have you got for me? I have got a team task, Greg, 639 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,560 and it will hopefully involve your big three - 640 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,000 fast service, accurate pricing, and great food. 641 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,440 Hello, team. 642 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,680 ROSIE: Hello. 643 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,520 This is proper nonsense, you know? 644 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,640 Hello, team. JASON: What team is it? 645 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,160 I'd love it if you were to address us by our team name. 646 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,920 I can't remember your team name. 647 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,360 Javie Martzoukas. 648 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,480 Yeah! 649 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,000 MATHEW: "Provide the best drive-through experience." 650 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,600 Ooh. 651 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,200 "Your first customer will arrive in five minutes from now. 652 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,480 "The next five customers..." Oh, boy. 653 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,880 "..will arrive every two minutes after that." 654 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,760 "They are expecting..." 655 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,000 "Your time starts now." 656 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,320 So, what's closest? 657 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,560 I just want to see... 658 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,520 So, we should alternate, right? So whoever orders... 659 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,680 Holy shit, there's so much stuff. 660 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,680 Are you good at cooking? 661 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,720 I can make food, or... Can you count? 662 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,960 I can... Yeah. 663 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,360 Do you want to do the counting? OK. 664 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,040 Let's start making... STEVIE: Making. 665 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,240 Can you start making warm bread sandwich with butter on the outside? 666 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,400 Yeah. 667 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,560 ROSIE: All right, what is it? 668 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,760 Warm bread sandwich with butter... 669 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,440 Ah, no, what's a pentagon? 670 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,480 What's a pentagon? 671 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,520 Like a 50p piece. 672 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,880 A small flour castle with a moat. OK. 673 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,720 ROSIE: Draw a pentagon on there. OK, give me that. 674 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,840 First customer in one minute 20. 675 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,000 Is that a pentagon? 676 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,480 Do you know the pentagon in America? 677 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,560 That's what it looks like. 678 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,880 Do you not know it? That's the government building, innit? 679 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,000 "Fast service, accurate pricing and great food." 680 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,000 Yes. Come on, then. Be nice to the... 681 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,920 ..to anyone who comes. Of course, of course. 682 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,680 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 683 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,880 Well, Javie Martzoukas immediately seem like 684 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,360 a very efficient team to me. And the other team... 685 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,760 Um... LAUGHTER 686 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,440 No, I think it's the mark of a good team 687 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,000 that one person runs around trying to address the task 688 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,280 while the other two debate what a shape is. 689 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,280 Shall we kick it off, then? Let's lock in. 690 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,840 OK, well, for the last time, it is Jason and Stevie first. 691 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,840 Hello. Hello. 692 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,160 Hi, there. Hello, little boy. How are you? 693 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,320 I'm good. I'm hungry. Great. What can I get you? 694 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,200 I'll have some warm bread sandwich please. 695 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,440 OK... Cut into a... Sorry, 696 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,240 but can I have it cut into a pentagon shape? 697 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,920 OK, Stevie, warm toast cut into a pentagon 698 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,040 and fizzy milk, please, to drink. A drizzle. 699 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,000 A drizzle? Not a drizzle, a medium. 700 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,280 And no sides, please. 701 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,880 I think I'm already going to have a nervous breakdown. 702 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,920 I'm sorry, where do I go? 703 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,920 Uh, you're going to have to pay down here. 704 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,600 OK, uh, am I following you? 705 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,920 Yes, please. 706 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,960 Hey, this is a great start. 707 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,560 Can you repeat literally everything you just said? 708 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,640 Yes, some toast, cut into a pentagon. Yeah. 709 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,600 And a little bit of milk. Oh, hello. Pentagon... 710 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,800 Hi. 711 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,640 STEVIE BLOWS Hi, there, I've ordered back there. 712 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,480 How much do I owe you? OK, yes, it's just going to be... 713 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,600 "Type price, press for drink/main/side, press conf-..." 714 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,200 What? 715 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,720 BELL RINGS 716 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,720 Oh, boy. Hello. Oh, there's somebody... 717 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,040 Son of a bitch. 718 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,400 I need to get back in the kitchen. 719 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,640 Please take the payment quickly. 720 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,160 I guess... INCORRECT BUZZ 721 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,320 ..there's your ticket. Hello? 722 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,360 Your food will be available at the window here, please. 723 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,520 Thank you so much. 724 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,680 Very reasonable, thank you. Hello? 725 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,240 Oh, sorry. Yeah. 726 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,720 Second order coming in. 727 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,040 Ah. Oh, hello. Hello. 728 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,920 Welcome to the JV Martzoukas Deli. 729 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,440 Hello. Thank you for dining at JV Martzoukas. 730 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,200 Your pentagonal toast and your milk. 731 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,120 We're an organisation that is dedicated 732 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,080 to bringing delicious, sustainable... 733 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,400 God bless. Is it fizzy, the milk? 734 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,680 Uh, in a way. Meant to be fizzy. 735 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,360 ..locally sourced food from around the area... 736 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,440 What the fuck? 737 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,320 ..to you and anybody else around. 738 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,600 So, how can I help you? 739 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,320 Burnt toast and just a drizzle of milk, please. 740 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,480 Sure. 741 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,720 Oh, shit. Wow. 742 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,680 OK I've got... I'm sorry, I do have to go, I've got a meeting. 743 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,960 Absolutely, there you go. 744 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,240 I'd love to tell you just a little bit about the establishment. 745 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,000 So that's going to be 3.50. 746 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,400 We started during peak pandemic. 747 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,120 Thank you. You're a wonderful little guy. 748 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,280 Aw, thank you. 749 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,440 We started out of our kitchen... 750 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,520 That's 4.75. 751 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,720 We're a couple... Uh, pay at the geodesic dome. 752 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,360 We're in love. You OK?Yeah. MICROWAVE DINGS 753 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,640 So that was 7.74? DING! 754 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,880 We love making food for people. 755 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,960 Hello, this is your burnt toast with a drizzle of milk. 756 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,360 Here is your steamed bread, homemade confetti... 757 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,840 Here is ten ice cubes in a little tower for you. 758 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,000 Have a great day. 759 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,440 Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you! 760 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,560 What you're doing is great out there. Thank you for your service. 761 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,240 I appreciate that. Yeah. Have a nice day. You as well. 762 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,440 So that'll be 1.50. There you go. DING! 763 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,880 We thought, "Why not do some good for the world?" 764 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,120 We're going to need a small flour castle with a moat. 765 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,200 Extra gluten, please. 766 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,880 On it. I've already made it. 767 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,720 Absolutely crushing it, Stevie. 768 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,960 I'm pretty good at this. 769 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,960 And people just loved it. 770 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,800 Here is the flour castle with a little moat. 771 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,320 Is there extra gluten? 772 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,120 Extra gluten? One second. I'm so sorry. 773 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,800 They love what we're doing, so here we are. 774 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,240 Now, what can I get you? 775 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,400 GROWLING: Can't believe I left the flag out of gluten. 776 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,280 CUSTOMER SERVICE VOICE: So sorry. There's the little gluten flag for your castle. 777 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,240 Just going to pop that on. Thank you. 778 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,400 Have a great day. Will do. 779 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,280 Have an amazing day. Thank you. 780 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,320 Thank you. 781 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,040 BOTH: Thank you for dining at JV Martzoukas. 782 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,720 Where you're family. 783 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 784 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,920 ROSIE: So cute! So cute! 785 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,360 GREG: Wow. 786 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:57,040 I mean, I genuinely think you should go into business together. 787 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,640 It was actually really clever of Jason, wasn't it, 788 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,200 to start speaking absolute bullshit? 789 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,960 Stall. Because it just slowed it all down so beautifully. 790 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 So clever. 791 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,920 We've not seen that side of you before, Jason. No. 792 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,680 The clever side? 793 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,000 I didn't mean it like that. 794 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,760 Listen, asshole. Uh-oh. 795 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,080 It was great. I loved hearing the backstory. 796 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,200 You were so polite. 797 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,960 My favourite line of the whole thing, 798 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,840 and I know that you were genuinely proud of yourself, 799 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,760 when you went, "I've already made it!" 800 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,760 STEVIE:I was! I really was! APPLAUSE 801 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,960 What a delight it was to be in the company of this wonderful family-run business. 802 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,400 Now, I like to be even-handed, 803 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,000 so I'm looking forward to seeing the next one, 804 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,800 and I don't think that it will necessarily be 805 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,200 an absolute shit show. 806 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,920 Well, we're here already. 807 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,800 The trophy ceremony is coming, 808 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,280 but let's not forget someone will also be strutting home 809 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,520 with some mannequin legs in a bin 810 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,120 and the physical manifestation of a period. 811 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,400 You say what you want about this show, 812 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,000 but we are classy as fuck. 813 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 814 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 815 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,800 Oh, hello! 816 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:21,280 Welcome back and here we go, the final part of the series. 817 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,720 I know, and if I knew how to cry, I would cry. 818 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,160 The Taskmaster drive-through is open 819 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,760 and we've already seen Javie Martzoukas selling their wares. 820 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,680 Now for the team of three, who are obviously at a big advantage. 821 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,960 They just had to control one station each, 822 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000 so I dread to think how much they're going to show up the other team. 823 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,240 LAUGHTER Let's see. 824 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,960 FATIHA WHEEZES Hi, there. 825 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,920 Can I have some warm bread sandwich please? 826 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,040 Of course you can. 827 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,760 So, where's the fries, though? 828 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,920 I fea-... I wonder... I worry. 829 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,480 OVER RADIO: I worry I shouldn't have been in here cos I... 830 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,680 You all right? All right. 831 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,320 I'm with a customer. Shut up. 832 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,520 What the hell? 833 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,680 OK, listen up. 834 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:08,200 I need a warm bread sandwich with butter on the outside 835 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,120 in a pentagon shape. 836 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,720 And I also need fizzy milk...Hello? HE RINGS BELL 837 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,720 ..in a small size. 838 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,440 Hello? Hello! 839 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,240 OK, got that, thank you, Roger, over. 840 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,480 Mat... Where do I pay? 841 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,160 £8.55. 842 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,120 So you were the pentagon... Um... 843 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,440 Yeah, I'm in a bit of a hurry. 844 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,840 Hello, sir. Hello. 845 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,840 How can I help you, sir? Can I have a burnt toast? 846 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,280 Yes, of course. 847 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,040 "Fast food," they said. 848 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,480 Uh, so that's also... 849 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,440 Sorry! One moment, sir. 850 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,720 £8.55, please.Right. DING! 851 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,800 There's your change, sir. OK, where do I go? 852 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,840 Um, if you'd like to just reverse back up to the food counter, 853 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,040 that's where the food is. 854 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,680 Well, I know that's where they're preparing the food. 855 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:56,080 That's where I get it as well, is it? 856 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,640 Where would you like it, sir? 857 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,280 Well, where they deliver it. 858 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,880 Where would you like it? 859 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,720 Thank you so much for your help. 860 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,920 OK. You're welcome. Have a good day. Bye. 861 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,040 I'll reverse if you want me to. 862 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,320 No, don't reverse, cos there's another customer coming. 863 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,400 FATIHA BOOMING OVER RADIO: OK, this is what we need. 864 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,240 We need a slice of burnt toast and a drizzle of milk. 865 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,240 HE KNOCKS ON DOME Sorry... Where do I go? 866 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:24,160 Mat, your... Sorry, Mathew, where do I get the food? 867 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,360 Mathew? 868 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,720 Is that still milk, dirty milk, or is it just normal still milk? 869 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,760 Hello. 870 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,000 You just head on round there, sir. Just round there, is it? 871 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,400 OK. Yeah. Right, thank you. 872 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,280 There you go. Enjoy your meal, sir. 873 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,680 Ten ice cubes in a tower. 874 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:38,920 OK. 875 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,440 BELL RINGS 876 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,880 Your toast's coming! It's just getting burnt! 877 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,080 How's it going, guys? 878 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,480 Thank you so much. 879 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,800 Going well, thanks. 880 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,160 Coming! This isn't burnt. 881 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,160 Sorry, is...? It's raining out here. 882 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,760 I've got the ice. Who ordered the ice? 883 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,280 Ah, no. Oh, that's me. 884 00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,040 OK, there you go. Thank you very much. 885 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,120 FATIHA: I need one small flour castle with a moat. 886 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,280 Just making sure the toast is nice and burnt for you. Oh, OK thank you. 887 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,920 You OK? Yeah, I'm just doing this flour castle. 888 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,800 Was it the small flour castle with the moat, sir? 889 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:13,960 Yes, it was, yeah. 890 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,080 Mat, listen, the guy's a little bit lairy, innit? 891 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,040 OVER RADIO: So if he starts giving it, just call me, I'll come round. 892 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,360 99p, please, sir. Perfect. 893 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,840 There you are, sir. Thank you so much. 894 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,160 Rosie, the guy's asking for the moat, 895 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,360 and I told him it's the size of your hand. 896 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,920 What is a moat? 897 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,600 RINGING BELL Hello? 898 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,680 How you getting on with the burnt toast? 899 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,240 It's busy burning. 900 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,240 That person came through ten minutes ago. What is going on? 901 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,480 MAN: I'm going. 902 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,080 Ah, Mathew. Is it Mathew? 903 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,120 One moment, sir. 904 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,160 Good afternoon, sir. Hello, again. Hello. 905 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,400 Sorry, sir, there was a... 906 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,760 ..another guy waiting, actually, for some burnt toast. 907 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,840 Oh, he got quite irate and he had to dash. 908 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,320 OVER RADIO: I've got another customer, 909 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,040 so I need toast that actually looks like soldiers. 910 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,680 I need steamed bread... 911 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,800 There you are, sir. Thank you. 912 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,240 ..homemade confetti, small dirty water. 913 00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,400 ROSIE: A small dirty water? 914 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,280 Hello? Hello? 915 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,160 Guys, am I doing an actual soldier 916 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,360 or is it the soldiers that you dip in your dippy eggs? 917 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,960 No, it's an actual soldier. 918 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,480 Like, what do you mean? What does a soldier look like? 919 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,080 Well, I guess if there's a sense of limbs... 920 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,560 BELLS RING Hello? 921 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,640 Does that look like anyone's small dirty water and steamed bread? 922 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,080 Chewy milk and toast that looks like soldiers. Yeah. Sorry for your wait. 923 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,520 Ah! Thank you. 924 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,160 FATIHA: Guys, there's no more customers left, 925 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,920 do you want me to come and help you? 926 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,240 Think they're all, um... 927 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,440 They're all happy at the moment. 928 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,080 Think we might be done. 929 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,080 LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 930 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,680 Well done. Well done. 931 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,880 Where do I start? 932 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,720 I mean, I think maybe the guy on the till is a stoner? 933 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,920 Yeah! 934 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,320 MATHEW: I was really fixated that it was going to be judged on 935 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,960 the accuracy of the pricing... 936 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,120 It's part of it. 937 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,880 ..and so I really didn't want to get the maths wrong. 938 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,640 And I've never... So what were you doing down there? 939 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,320 You were adding things...? I was adding, yeah. 940 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,760 Cos you seemed so still. 941 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,040 I was trying to be deliberate in my thoughts and emotions. 942 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,160 APPLAUSE 943 00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,920 You, turning on your team from the start. 944 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,760 "I'm with a customer, shut up." 945 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,840 "Guy's getting a bit lairy." 946 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,520 I think if this had been further into the series, 947 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,800 we wouldn't have put Fatiha in a front-facing role. 948 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,440 The team of three did take a lot longer, 949 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,120 cos we only had two of those bicycles 950 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,640 and we were meant to go round in a loop each time, 951 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,160 but one of us had to use a scooter in the end 952 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,920 because there was such a delay. 953 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,440 LAUGHTER 954 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,440 Um, average wait time of 31 seconds, team of two. 955 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:37,320 Average wait time of 2 minutes 41 for the team of three. 956 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,080 What they didn't do was any prep beforehand, 957 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,320 whereas the other team had everything - 958 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,040 the toast was already burning. Everything was ready. 959 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,720 Whereas you were trying to burn the toast for 16 minutes. 960 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,360 MATHEW: One customer left. JASON: Did you say 16 minutes? 961 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,680 Yeah, well, it kept popping up, 962 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,760 then you'd leave it for quite a while, then pop it down. Really? 963 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,800 The thing about us is we won't compromise on quality. 964 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,480 That is one thing we won't do. 965 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,760 GREG: Obviously the team of two were superior. 966 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,640 Five points to the team of two. 967 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,680 Hmm. 968 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,040 Four. 969 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,840 Bullshit. 970 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,920 No! It wasn't that bad. 971 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,880 There's gotta be more of a gulf than that. It was chaos. 972 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,440 Give 'em three points each. 973 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,600 OK. Team of three get three, 974 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,800 team of two get five points and wins the task. Well done. 975 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 976 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,000 OK, everyone. This is it. 977 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:25,840 Please make your way to the stage for the final task of the series! 978 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 979 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,040 I hoped we'd end on something big. 980 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,280 Who is going to read the final task out? 981 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,000 Stevie is going to read the final task. 982 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,600 OK. 983 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,400 "Get the most carrot in your bucket. 984 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,920 "You must hold your hands behind your back at all times. 985 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,920 "You have 100 seconds." 986 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,960 Yes, I should say the carrot in the bucket 987 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,640 must be liberated from its string and helmet. 988 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,600 You can't just lean down, as I imagine most of you... 989 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,280 Oh, so it's got to be freed in some way. 990 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,880 It must be free. OK. 991 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,880 Good luck. It's the climax. WHISTLE 992 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,680 ROSIE: Oh, my God. What? 993 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,600 Oh! 994 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,560 Can you...? Can you do this? 995 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,960 It must be liberated. 996 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,720 CHEERING Jason's done it. 997 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,440 APPLAUSE 998 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,280 It must be... Has it got to be off the string? 999 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,760 Yes. It must be off the string. 1000 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,880 It's got to be off the string. Oh, fuck off! 1001 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,280 STEVIE SCREAMS 1002 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,000 Come on, you little bugger. 1003 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,120 Only 53 seconds left. 1004 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,480 MATHEW: Whoa. 1005 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,680 Just... Oh, God! 1006 00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,200 Oh! 1007 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,240 Oh! 1008 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,640 Oh, my word. 1009 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,840 Oh, lovely! 1010 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1011 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,880 30 seconds. Yes, Stevie! 1012 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,960 CHEERING 1013 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,320 No! 1014 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,600 20 seconds. 1015 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,160 They've both got a bit of carrot in their mouth. 1016 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,680 What's going to happen now? 1017 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,360 Ten seconds. Bite into it. 1018 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,600 Bite into it and spit it out. 1019 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,920 Oh! 1020 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,440 Two, one... 1021 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,400 WHISTLE 1022 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1023 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,320 Come on, Rosie! 1024 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,520 She's licking it. 1025 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,760 Hasn't the whistle gone? 1026 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:48,920 Are we all finished? 1027 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,440 Yeah, we finished a little while ago, Rosie. 1028 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,600 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 1029 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,640 GREG: We'll add those to your final scores. 1030 00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,000 Come down and join me. 1031 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1032 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,960 Exactly what we were hoping for. 1033 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,560 So, it was meant to be most carrot in the bucket. 1034 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,080 It turned out to be more of a race, 1035 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,200 because Jason used his technique of MILD violence this time 1036 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,440 to manage to shake off the whole carrot almost immediately. 1037 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,840 With speed and amount of carrot taken into account, 1038 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,240 Jason got the five points, Stevie four, Mat three, 1039 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,240 Rosie two, and Fatiha one point. 1040 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1041 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,640 So, it's been a strong episode for Javie Martzoukas. 1042 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,160 Jason ends up in second place with 20 points, 1043 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,440 but Stevie wins the episode with 22! 1044 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1045 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,080 Stevie wins the episode! 1046 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,000 Please double-back to the stage 1047 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,600 and take your things that will make you double-take! 1048 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1049 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,320 Whoo! 1050 00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,320 Well, well, well. 1051 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,600 Our journey is at an end. 1052 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,280 Five entered this arena, ready to give everything, 1053 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,360 and everything they have given. 1054 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,520 But who is about to be crowned Task Supremo? 1055 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,520 My faithful, featureless little sausage dog, 1056 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:21,240 please reveal the final scores. 1057 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,640 OK, then. Well, it's been full on. 1058 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,240 It's been a bit much for me. 1059 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,640 But we have, in last place... 1060 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,280 She was in second briefly. 1061 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,320 ..with 141 points, 1062 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,200 it's the magnificent Fatiha! 1063 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1064 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,560 And just above her in fourth place... 1065 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,760 She was in second for most of the series, 1066 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,920 but a real slump at the end. 1067 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,520 ..with 149 points, it's Rosie Ramsey! 1068 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1069 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,720 And that's because one person has climbed above you by one point. 1070 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,320 He was last for nearly the entirety of the series, 1071 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:58,960 but Jason Mantzoukas has 150 points in third place! 1072 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1073 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,880 Only two left. 1074 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,560 With 154 points, 1075 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,960 but she won this episode, 1076 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,720 in second place, it's Stevie Martin! 1077 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1078 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:16,120 And the winner, 15 points ahead, with 169 points... 1079 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:20,040 Our new Taskmaster champion is... 1080 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,320 ..Mathew Baynton! 1081 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1082 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,560 Subtitles by Red Bee Media