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Oh, no.

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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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Hello?

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OK...

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THEY STRAIN

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Nothing's ever straightforward
in this stupid house.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello, welcome.
Welcome to Taskmaster.

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I'm Greg Davies,
a juicy fillet steak of manhood,

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if I do say so myself.
Take the heat off.

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I'm rare and I'm ready for
the plate.

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Who dares to sit at the table
of white-hot competition

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and complete tasks

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to make me sizzle
on my judgmental skillet?

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Who dares to face
my pepper-scorn sauce?

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LAUGHTER

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Who wants my champion chips enough
to risk getting their just deserts?

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Let's find out. Here they are!

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Ania Magliano!
CHEERING

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Maisie Adam!
CHEERING

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Phil Ellis!
CHEERING

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Reece Shearsmith!
CHEERING

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And Sanjeev Bhaskar!
CHEERING

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And next to me,

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a man who told me that on
a childhood visit to a fruit farm,

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he once sneakily ate
so many strawberries

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that he achieved the holy grail -

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the unbroken three-foot stool.

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It's little Alex Horne!
CHEERING

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Yeah, what a day,
what a day that was.

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Yeah.

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Well, look, it's time for
the raffle, everyone,

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so if you wanna get
your tickets out at home.

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Um... Do you wanna do
the honours today, Greg? Yeah.

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Who's gonna win this week's raffle?
Ah.

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So get your tickets out.

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Oh, it's a pink,
it's a pink ticket.

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528.

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A pink 528,
so get in touch if that's you.

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Thank you.

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It's the... It's the raffle.
It's the raffle.

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Incredible, isn't it?

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Did you buy a ticket?
I didn't buy a ticket.

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I bought you a ticket. OK.

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You... You wanna check your pockets?

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LAUGHTER

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Good. This is better.
This is better.

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Oh, 528.

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Pink 528! He's the winner!
We have a winner.

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You win a hamper,
you can have a look there.

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It's a good hamper.
Genuinely good.

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Salt, bin bags, shoe soles,
cinnamon sticks.

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Stuff you generally want
from a hamper. Yeah.

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OK. Let's get on
with the prize task.

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Bang tidy. And this week
the category is

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the thing you were least likely
to bring in from your home.

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Big fingers crossed here
for Lord Lucan.

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Five points will be given

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to this person that Greg thinks
has brought in

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the least likely thing
they've brought from their home.

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But you know how this works, Greg.

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You're all over the format by now,
mate. Don't worry about it.

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OK. Sanjeev, hello.

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Hello. Can I show you what it is?

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Sanjeev has brought this in. Yeah.

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LAUGHTER

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Did you just have it around
or is that,

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is that decanted for the show?

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Oh, no, that was specially
for the show.

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I mean, I don't have urine samples
just lying around the house. No.

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But I...
But you have the bottles.

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Well, yeah, I mean,
you never know when you need them.

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I mean, you know, there's an age
at which you have to go,

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go to the doctors quite suddenly.
Yeah. Dip and check.

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Yeah, absolutely. Dip and check.

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I've gotta say, Sanjeev, this marks
a real turn round in your fortunes,

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I think. Because... Do you think?

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Well, the first two shows,
your prizes were absolutely shit.

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It's very personal.

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Very.

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Do you know how he sent us
the urine? Um, no.

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He wee-transferred it.

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GROANING

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OK, who's next? Ania.

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I've brought in
my contraceptive coil.

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Oh, God.

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Have a look at this, Greg -
here it is. Oh, God.

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Look at it, look at it.

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And if she's up there,
then who's flying the plane?

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APPLAUSE

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What, what's the blue thing?

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So there are strings at the bottom
of it and they're basically

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so you can check it's in place
every month. OK.

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You put a... I'm not gonna,
I don't, I won't tell you.

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Well, don't get all squeamish.
You brought it in.

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You put fingers into your zones.
Your zones.

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And you feel for the strings
and if the string's there... Zones?

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The reason that it's very unlikely
that I was able to bring this in

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is cos mine got lost within me.
OK.

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And it took three doctors
to get it out.

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On separate occasions.
Not working simultaneously.

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Not working simultaneously.
They were in different zones.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Very impressive. Phil.

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Er, I've brought in
a lovely clump of asbestos.

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Here it is.

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What a lovely clump it is.

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Where did you get the, er,
incredibly dangerous material from?

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My flat is riddled with it and,

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as long as you don't interfere
with it, it's quite safe.

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Yeah. Now I have caused
a few issues

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by rambling around in my walls
to pull it out. Yeah.

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Not least your own slow,
painful demise.

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But you know, it's...
What a way to go.

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Old school.

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Urine, a coil
and a death sentence.

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Reece. So in 1973,
there used to be things

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called public information films
and they would tell children

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to not get trapped in fridges
and not stand in front of tractors,

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and there was one in 1973 called
The Spirit Of Dark And Lonely Water.

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It was narrated by
Donald Pleasence

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and it was about children
that shouldn't play in, near water,

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because they would drown.

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And in that film there is
a sign that says "No swimming"

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and in my downstairs toilet
I have the sign. Here it is.

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LAUGHTER

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So there you go.
That's surprising, innit? Lovely.

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Unfortunately, the horror bar
has been raised so high...

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It's very mundane now, isn't it?

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It's the first thing I see I think,
"Yeah, I could cope with that."

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Hello, Maisie.

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I've brought in something
nice and normal. Aww.

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Yeah. I've brought in all my doors.

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LAUGHTER

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All her internal doors.

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And I know what you're thinking -
that's just a picture of doors

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with a made-up background.
I can show ya...

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Yeah, here we go. This is my door
in the flat and I,

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I did that when my husband was out.

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And then left with the doors,

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so here's the text I got
from my husband.

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Oh, my God.

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OK, so it's least likely
to bring in from your home. Greg.

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Well, I mean,
I really like your sign,

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but it's a framed photo.
So he can only have one point.

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Yes. Fair enough.
One point. Thank you. To Reece.

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And it's incredible for me to say
this - the one that horrified me

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the least was, er,
the deadly asbestos.

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Two points to Phil.
I'm gonna say that...

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..Maisie's doors are equivalent
to Sanjeev's urine.

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Fuck off.

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I'm in so much trouble.

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Yeah. And you won't get them back
unless you win the episode.

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LAUGHTER

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OK, he hates it when I do this,

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but I do think
they all are remarkable

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that you would bring all three
of those things in

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so I'll give you all five points.
Yay.

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One, two, five, five, five. OK.

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Can we have a task, please?
Yes, I have one right here

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and it involves the greatest
sporting team on Planet Earth.

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Hi, Reece. Hello.

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Are you coming all the way to me?
Ah. Well, I'm coming to you, yeah.

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Lovely to see you.
Lovely to see you.

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Yeah, you stand behind the barrel,
that'd be great. What? The barrel?

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THEY CLEAR THEIR THROATS

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Make the most accurate
little model...

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Of the Chess-ham...
The Chesham...

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The Chesham United mascot.

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So the locals call it Chezzum. Ah.

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But if you've only just arrived
there, Chesham is OK.

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OK, that's good to know.

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You may only see what is inside
two of the toilet tents.

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Toi... Oh, I thought
it was spray tans.

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Toilets.
Yeah, five toilet tents.

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You have ten minutes.

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Your time starts now.

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Go Generals.

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Go Generals. Oh!

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Thank God. You know,
one thing I like is mascots.

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Well, I hate football,
I don't know anything about it.

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So I can't do it.

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APPLAUSE

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OK, so Chesham United is the team
that you're a director on, right?

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Mm-hm. Yeah, but there's no
conflict of interest. We're just...

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Well, it's funny
you should say that,

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but when I read
that you were doing this

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I genuinely contacted
a lawyer friend of mine

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and he has informed me that
you talking about it

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as a director of Chesham United
is a clear breach of

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the UK Code Of
Broadcast Advertising,

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the BCAP code, sections two,
four and ten.

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And as a result you genuinely
could be in legal trouble.

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Ah.

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You've never done that much research
about any aspect of the show.

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I know.

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I was absolutely thrilled.

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OK, well, there's a little joke here
but it doesn't feel appropriate.

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Here we go, then. And if you're
a rap fan, you're gonna love

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Reece, Ania and Phil's initials.

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LAUGHTER

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I'm hoping the Chesham United mascot
will be in one of the three tents.

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One of the five tents?

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Oh, hello!

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Ooh, OK, that's heavy.

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Lovely. What we've got here is
treasure chest.

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Lovely. that's nice.
Chest. Chesham. No?

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What'd be great now is if

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a child I didn't know I had
came out.

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Oh, God.
There's an actual person there

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that scared the crap out of me.

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Oh... Oh, my God,
there's someone in there.

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Are you the Chesham United mascot?

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This is amazing.
Have I nailed the task?

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Bear with me.

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Come on.
Comedy, innit? Let's have a laugh.

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We've got a game of chess. Yes.

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This is... Urgh!

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Ham.

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Chess. Ham.

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Oh, OK!

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I think that's a pig
who's the mascot

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and I've got to make a small pig.

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Oh, my God.

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He's got a plant pot on his head.

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Oh, it's a chess piece.

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Are you the mascot?

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I don't know what that is
so I'm gonna take it

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you've either had a stroke
or you're very much a mascot.

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Come on, baby.

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Daddy needs some new shoes.

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Go Generals. Yeah.
I mean, what does it mean?

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How am I meant to, in isolation,
understand what that means?

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That's the nickname of
the football team.

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I thought I told you
I hated football. Right.

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Do you know what?

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Please be careful.

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Oh. Right.

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Ooh, that's half your time up.

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That's half my time?

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Well, this is great, innit?

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I've got half the time left

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and now you've given me scissors
and face paint.

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It's, it's Play-Doh.
Plasticine, I know.

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That could be his face.

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I'm gonna make a, a football.

247
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So you think the mascot of
the football team is a football?

248
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,720
Yeah, I see that it might not be.

249
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,640
I'm changing it.
I'm changing it to a helmet.

250
00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,440
I'm very aware
at this very late stage

251
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,560
that I may have taken it
for granted that

252
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,480
that is the Chesham County mascot.

253
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,760
You're pretty insistent
that it's a county.

254
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:59,040
I may have got football muddled up
with Territorial Army.

255
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,240
Five seconds. Oh, hello!
I'm from Chesham Town.

256
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,120
WHISTLE PEEPS
Go Generals.

257
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,840
APPLAUSE

258
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,320
Reece, the usual bubbling rage
during that. Yeah.

259
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,800
But my favourite moment
of the whole task was

260
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,240
just a moment of joy from you
where I think we got the answer

261
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,920
to the question, what will we do
when David Dickinson retires?

262
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,080
What we've got here is
treasure chest.

263
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,080
Simple as that.

264
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,040
So the pig was the mascot.

265
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,560
Was it? Oh!

266
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,600
It's the official Chesham mascot,
and the bear was a red herring.

267
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,200
OK, so Phil came up with this.

268
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,880
Oh, there he is!

269
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,520
There's that pig we all know
and love.

270
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,840
Flaking onto the pitch.

271
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,400
Incredible.
That would fool a seasoned farmer.

272
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,600
Reece came up with this.

273
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,880
APPLAUSE
It's pretty good.

274
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,120
Who'd have thought I'd be saying
the sentence,

275
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,840
"That's not as good as Phil's"?

276
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,800
Well, Ania did try to make the pig,
and she made this.

277
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,200
Ooh! Wow.

278
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,120
That is pretty good.

279
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,800
Compare that to the real mascot.
Yeah. It's good.

280
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,320
Thank you.

281
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,000
OK, my friends,
that's the end of part one.

282
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,560
More mascot monstrosities
will be made

283
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,920
after some adverts to highlight
the downward spiral of humanity.

284
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,800
Work, spend, die.

285
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,800
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

286
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,480
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

287
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,920
Oh, hello. Hello again.

288
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,320
Welcome back to Taskmaster.

289
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,040
Hello, sorry, Greg.

290
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,000
As my gran always said,
you can't hurry slurry.

291
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,160
Before the break,
the rivals were trying to craft

292
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,680
the most accurate version of
the Chesham mascot.

293
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,680
And they could only peep inside
two of the tents for tips.

294
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,400
Finally, it's the turn of Sanjeev
and Maisie.

295
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,360
Now Maisie is of course
at a huge advantage for this one,

296
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,440
having played football at
the Chesham ground, genuinely,

297
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,360
where the mascot was first unveiled.

298
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,880
This is a picture of Maisie
with the mascot on the pitch.

299
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,160
There we are.

300
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,480
You bastard.

301
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,040
Go Generals.

302
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,040
That's a clue, or a red herring.

303
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,960
Whenever you want, Sanjeev.

304
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,360
Bit creepy.

305
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,520
Ooh, that's got
something big there.

306
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,000
OK.

307
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,560
No, these two.

308
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,840
Do you need that back up?

309
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,760
Right.

310
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,320
SHE SQUEALS

311
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,240
Is there someone in that?

312
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,360
Is that a p... Argh!

313
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,080
You're no good.

314
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,520
Generals!

315
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,320
Stand up. Is there anything else?

316
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,160
God's sake. I was counting on you.

317
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,560
Thank you very much.

318
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,960
Not at all creepy.

319
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,640
Oh.

320
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,680
If you can sit yourself down. OK.

321
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,840
What's the number,
what's the number?

322
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,520
Pig, look for a four-digit number.

323
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,720
It'll be somewhere, I'm sure.

324
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:37,040
If you wouldn't mind
putting one hand there.

325
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,720
Please don't break the box.

326
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,600
Yes!

327
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,280
If you could just point that way.

328
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,640
This hand, and point that way.

329
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,320
You need to salute like
a general. Yeah...

330
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,880
Yeah, you've got that. That's it,
you're smashing it, mate.

331
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,440
Wait there.

332
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,240
That's General.

333
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,000
Go Generals!

334
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,640
Come on.

335
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,800
APPLAUSE

336
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,200
You've actually run next to
the mascot,

337
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,560
er, which is a pig with
a chess piece on its head.

338
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,320
Hmm.
And you have no recollection of it?

339
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,720
It was a busy week that week.
I had other things on.

340
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,160
Lot of pigs, lot of chess pieces.
Lot of pigs, yeah.

341
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,840
It's more common in the modern game
than you'd think.

342
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,720
And you know, er, your attempt
would be worrying

343
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,960
if it weren't for Sanjeev.
God forgive me,

344
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,880
but someone's gotta point it out.
You made the pig do a Nazi salute.

345
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,120
LAUGHTER

346
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,480
They're all thinking it.

347
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,920
No, that was the General's bit.

348
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,200
It was, the pig was leading the
charge because they... You can't...

349
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,160
It had no fingers
so you couldn't point.

350
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,360
So in summary... Yes.

351
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,200
Um, you created a new mascot
involving the pig,

352
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,760
the bear and the donkey.

353
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,920
Look, I didn't,
I didn't create a new mascot.

354
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:02,520
I involved the mascot in
a new tableau suggesting...

355
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,600
Oh, yeah, that's what you
were asked to do as well.

356
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,040
Evolve the mascot into
a new tableau. Was that the wording?

357
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,880
It was make the most accurate little
model of the Chesham United mascot.

358
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,160
Yeah, that...

359
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,280
That was smaller than the one
I was going for.

360
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,880
OK, do you wanna see all five
mascots with the real mascot?

361
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,600
I mean, not really. Yeah. OK.

362
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,360
The real one's bottom right.

363
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,120
I'm surprised that Sanjeev's
isn't further right, actually.

364
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,400
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

365
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,960
Sanjeev's made the mascot bigger
and more racially hateful.

366
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,480
So one to Sanjeev.

367
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,240
I'm not sure about racially hateful.
I'm gonna have to take...

368
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,600
Look at the diversity in mine.

369
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,800
Compared to any other picture.

370
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,240
It's a good point.

371
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,400
So two to Maisie
because she hasn't made it smaller

372
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,880
and she hasn't recreated it.

373
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,240
She's just taped a sign to it.

374
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,840
I mean, Reece's is definitely
smaller than the original mascot

375
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,920
but has absolutely nothing to do
with it.

376
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,560
You're telling me that
that is less like a pig than Phil's?

377
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,920
Hey! He's got a point.

378
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,360
I'm sorry, but I have to say it.

379
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,840
I think mine looks more like
the pig. No.

380
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,720
And it's even got a little
chess piece on the top, look.

381
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,400
What are you talking about?

382
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,440
I think if I squint at both
of them,

383
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,440
I see more of the shape of
the mascot in Phil's. Thank you.

384
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,080
Because you're looking at
the full body.

385
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,520
I'm looking at the full body.
Yeah. I, I get you.

386
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,200
I take your point, but you can have
three. Phil can have four.

387
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:32,480
And five sweet points
to Ania Magliano.

388
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,480
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

389
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,080
I think it's time for a scoreboard.

390
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,840
Me too. Ania is the only one
in double figures.

391
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,720
She's in the lead with ten points.

392
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,520
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

393
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,320
I'd like a team task.
Well, get ready for

394
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,200
one of my favourites of all time.

395
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,320
Which is a big statement
because I genuinely

396
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,960
have almost zero opinions on
anything. I'm a really bland guy.

397
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,240
We're back in here. Hi. Yeah,
couple of chairs there. Oh, lovely.

398
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,440
Hello. Hello. I don't mind
being in the middle.

399
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,520
Hello. How is the team?

400
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,280
Really good. Good. Bonding? Yes.

401
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,480
Working well together?
Yeah, we think so. So far.

402
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,360
I think that's true.

403
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,320
Right. Ahem.

404
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:26,000
Discover the name of
the person in the lab.

405
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,040
You must take it in turns
to ask one question

406
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,880
and the person may only say
yes or no.

407
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,360
The other team members
must remain in this room

408
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,880
until the questioner returns.

409
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,120
Each person in your team
must address the person in the lab

410
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,840
by their correct name
before the task is complete.

411
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,480
Fastest wins.

412
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,640
Your time starts now.

413
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,360
I'll go, I'll go ask a question.
OK. All right, cool.

414
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,120
Right. Shall I go and ask
if their name begins with a vowel?

415
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,880
Is that, is that clever?

416
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,240
OK, yeah, go on.

417
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,480
You get thinking of your next
question, Reece. A vowel. OK.

418
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,120
A, E, I, O, U.

419
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,800
LAUGHTER

420
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,360
Well, that's the main takeaway,
isn't it, really?

421
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:15,560
Main takeaway from the introduction
of this is that

422
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,920
Maisie and Reece think vowels
are clever.

423
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,200
And Reece is incredibly keen
to point out that he knows them.

424
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,560
Let's crack on
and see how clever they are.

425
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600
OK, well, we are gonna start with
the team of two.

426
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,280
It is Reece and it is Maisie.
Here we go.

427
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,920
Hiya. Hi.

428
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,440
Um, does your name begin with
a vowel?

429
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,040
No. No.

430
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,280
So we've got all the consonants
to play with? Yeah.

431
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,600
What do you think
the next question should be?

432
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,320
Are you any of the women in
the song Mambo Number 5?

433
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,200
I know 'em all. Good, OK.

434
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,760
Monica, Jessica...

435
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:58,320
Hello. Is your name any of the women
in the song Mambo Number 5?

436
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,680
No.

437
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,960
No. Oh!

438
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,080
How many have we eliminated
out of women's names in the world?

439
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,280
I think six. Good.

440
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,000
How can we narrow down
women's names?

441
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,280
B to P?

442
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,080
Does your name begin with
any of the letters from A to P

443
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,040
in the alphabet? Yes. Ooh.

444
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,800
It does, it does! B to G.

445
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,480
Does your name... Hi.
Does your name begin with B to G?

446
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,720
No.

447
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,640
Reece, it's G to P. Oh!

448
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,320
Is it a K,
does your name start with a K?

449
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,640
No. Thank you.

450
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,440
Does your name begin with L?

451
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,920
Yeah. Yes! It's L!

452
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,960
It's L. It's L. OK.

453
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,640
Not Lisa...Lisa's in
Mambo Number 5. OK.

454
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,240
Is it Laura?

455
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,320
No. Thank you.

456
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,360
Is your name Louise? Yeah.

457
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,240
Yes! It's Louise! Louise!
It's Louise.

458
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,720
Stop the clock. Stop the clock.
Yes!

459
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,320
You haven't completed the task.

460
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,800
What? OK, now...

461
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,400
Each person in your team
must address the person in the lab

462
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,560
by the correct name
before the task is complete.

463
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,240
Just say, "Hi, Louise." I will.

464
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,720
Hi, Louise.

465
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,520
Hi, Louise. No.

466
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,000
It's not.

467
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,120
What? It's not Louise! Eh?

468
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,360
Oh, he's really angry, he's really
angry. What does it mean?

469
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,960
She just said, she just said to me
her name was Louise. What?

470
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,440
Go and say, "Is your name Louise?"

471
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,280
I did that last time.

472
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,120
Is your name Louise?

473
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,320
Yes.

474
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,640
Reece! She said yes.

475
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,000
Oh! All the names in the world

476
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,600
and we've got down to Louise
and it's not. Yeah. I, yeah.

477
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,280
But shall we maybe try
stay a bit calm?

478
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,560
Yeah. Yeah.

479
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,960
Calm and collected.

480
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,640
Hello, Louise.

481
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,160
Are you lying about your name?
No. OK.

482
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,480
We're missing something here.
Yeah. What are we missing?

483
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,000
Reece, could it be
a different person in the lab?

484
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,720
SHE GASPS

485
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,160
Oh!

486
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,840
What have you found?

487
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,120
They're twins.
There's fucking twins.

488
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,440
And they keep swapping them out.
Look behind the door,

489
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,440
look behind the door.
They're swapping them out. Yes.

490
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,920
Yeah. I'm onto you now.

491
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,200
If that's all right.

492
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,760
I put a piece of Sellotape on her.

493
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,200
Does your sister's name begin
with J?

494
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,440
No. No!

495
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,000
Does your sister's name
begin with a K? No.

496
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,120
You're not asking sister's name
as well, are you?

497
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,000
I'm going,
"Is your sister's name...?"

498
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,000
Yeah, and I'm saying,
"Is your sister's name...?

499
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,280
Oh, fuck off then.
That's wrong, isn't it?

500
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,480
You've been asking about
her sister!

501
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,960
It's very confusing
when there's twins.

502
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,360
Does your name begin with an L?

503
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,800
Yes. Ah, it does! It does?

504
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,920
Yeah. I think I've got it.

505
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,320
Lauren.No.
FRUSTRATED SCREECH

506
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,000
Is your name Lynn? No.

507
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,720
No, course not.

508
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,240
Nothing's ever straightforward
in this stupid house.

509
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,120
Is the second letter
of your sister's name a consonant?

510
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,800
Yes.

511
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,240
What about L-U?

512
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,480
That's a vowel!
Oh, yes, that's right, yes.

513
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,800
So what else can you add on to Lynn
to make a name?

514
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,720
Lyndsey? Is it Lyndsey?

515
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,440
Have we had it? No. Lyndsey.

516
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,840
With a Y?

517
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,760
Is your name Lyndsey?

518
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,000
Yes.

519
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,760
I've stopped the clock.

520
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,280
Lyndsey, we've done it.

521
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,640
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

522
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,640
I mean, I have so many questions.

523
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:42,600
I guess I'll start with, why was
your go-to system Mambo Number 5?

524
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,800
I just tried to think of something

525
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,480
where there's loads
of women's names in one go.

526
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,520
It allowed us later in the game to
eradicate Lisa from the situation.

527
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,040
Yeah, but Lisa's not in the song.
Yeah, she is.

528
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,800
Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina,
Sandra, Mary and Jessica.

529
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,240
All right, so she's not in the song.

530
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,280
Doesn't matter, does it?
Even you reading them out like that

531
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,680
made me wanna go, "Ahhh!"

532
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,440
APPLAUSE

533
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,600
A lot of the time you appeared as,

534
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,800
uh, as someone who was scared
of her partner.

535
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,800
Reece is terrifying.
I'll just say that.

536
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,160
At one point, almost to yourself,
you went, "He's really angry."

537
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,680
He's not angry, he's...
Disappointed.

538
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,600
I still maintain we were
a good team. We were a good team.

539
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,280
Yeah. It was like good...
Do you? Good cop, furious cop. Yeah.

540
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,280
Well. Well.

541
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,920
It looked like it took forever.

542
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,040
44 minutes 30. A lovely massage.

543
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,840
Wow. 44 minutes?
44 minutes 30.

544
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,160
What I'd like to think now
before I throw to break is

545
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,640
that you'd be able to play in
Mambo Number 5.

546
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,600
And I know you haven't got it
but what I'm gonna do is

547
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,960
I'm gonna read the link to break,
er, imagining that it's playing.

548
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,760
OK? OK.

549
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,560
Time for a much-needed break.
We'll see you in a minute.

550
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,320
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

551
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,400
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

552
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,840
Hello. Welcome back.
It's part three of Taskmaster

553
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,160
and we're in the middle of
a fiendishly tricky team task.

554
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,080
Hmm. It's not that tricky, Greg.

555
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,120
I think some people are just thick.

556
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,800
And at last I've got an opinion!

557
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,600
But now it's time to see
how the team of three got on.

558
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,360
It's Ania, Phil and Sanjeev.

559
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,360
Oh, hello. Hi.

560
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,280
Is your name Thompson?

561
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,560
No.

562
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:42,880
You all right?

563
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,920
Yeah.

564
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,160
Is that my question?

565
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,480
Yeah. Out you come.

566
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,480
Doesn't begin from A to G.

567
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,840
Not H, I or J.

568
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,440
Either K or L? Yes.

569
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,640
Does it begin with a K?

570
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,200
So it begins with an L. Yeah.

571
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,360
Is your name Louise? No.

572
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,800
It's not Louise.

573
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,000
Is there a U? No.

574
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,320
Snooker cue.

575
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,800
Snooker clue!

576
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,720
Right.

577
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,520
Billiards, snooker, cue.

578
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,800
Right. Does...
Is the second letter, er, E?

579
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,120
No.

580
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,200
Are any letters repeated? No.

581
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,240
There must be a quicker way
to do this.

582
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,480
I'll say, can you say yes when
I point to the right letter?

583
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,920
That's good. It's good.
That's so clever. Ah, it is.

584
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,800
The third letter of your name.
Yes.

585
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,160
Oh, right, thank you.

586
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,480
I think it is Louise.

587
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,520
I think they were lying. It's U.

588
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,360
No, I asked her if there was
a U in her name and she said no.

589
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,280
Then she's a damn liar.

590
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,560
The next letter is D.

591
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,040
Loud? This isn't a name.

592
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,200
Who's called Loud?

593
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,680
Yes. E?

594
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,760
It's an E!

595
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,240
Loud? OK, just... I'll just go.
Makes no sense.

596
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,240
Is that wrong? Yes.

597
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,560
Guys, it's not...
We, we've gone wrong.

598
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,520
This has put me off
meeting new people.

599
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,840
Er, the second-last letter.

600
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,040
Yes.

601
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,040
OK. I asked about
double letters before

602
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,960
and you said there weren't any.
That's a double letter.

603
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,120
This is, like, insane.

604
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,080
Why is nothing making sense?
What the hell is going on?

605
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,320
OK, guys, I said are there clues

606
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,920
as to how we can get your name
somewhere and she said yes.

607
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,960
Oh, Thompson. Thompson...
I'm just thinking Thompson Twins.

608
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,440
Got it.

609
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,800
Is it in any way connected to
the Thompson Twins?

610
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,720
Yes. It is!

611
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,400
She's a twin, they're twins.

612
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,680
Twins are identical.
They can be identical,

613
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,000
they're repetition.
Is it a name that sounds like...?

614
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,880
Oh. It's gonna be like....

615
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,200
Please say something good.

616
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,680
Oh, God. I've panicked.

617
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,800
LAUGHTER

618
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,200
SHE GASPS

619
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,560
Hi.

620
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,120
There's two of them. There's two of
them, there's two of them!

621
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,600
There's one behind the curtain.

622
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,800
They're twins. Oh, they keep
swapping! They're twins.

623
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,640
So Louise is probably right, I bet,
for one. Yeah.

624
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,640
We'll just keep going in saying,
"Is your name Louise?"

625
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,200
and we'll see what happens.

626
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,080
Is your name Louise? No.

627
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,720
Who did Phil ask?

628
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,200
Are you Louise? No.

629
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,280
Is your name Louise? No.

630
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,160
No, this one's not Louise either!

631
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,800
OK, here we go.

632
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,360
Louise? Yes.

633
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,960
Yes! Need to swap.

634
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,880
Is your name Louise? No.

635
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,000
I'm just gonna ask again.

636
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,560
Is your name Louise? Yes.

637
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,240
Brilliant. Nice one, thanks.

638
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,080
Are you having a nice time? Yes.

639
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,640
Hello. Hi.

640
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,160
Are you Louise? Yes.
I've stopped the clock.

641
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,920
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

642
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,240
There's something that sums up
the whole attempt,

643
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,200
was Ania looking at Phil and going,
"Please say something good."

644
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,240
While Sanjeev was just
sighing periodically.

645
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,760
SIGHS DRAMATICALLY

646
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,240
It felt like Sanjeev
was baby-sitting us.

647
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,400
You didn't have to find out
both of their names,

648
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,360
you just had to say the name of
the person in the lab.

649
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,680
So you all got Louise, you never
found out Lyndsey's name.

650
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,840
You took, er, 19 and a half minutes
longer than the other team -

651
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,880
one hour and three minutes.
Hey, Reece, dream team!

652
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,160
There you go. Dream team.
One hour and three minutes,

653
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,680
and also, at the end,
Phil went in twice in a row.

654
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,160
AUDIENCE: Ohh!

655
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,240
Where's that damn snooker cue?

656
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,360
This has gotta sting for you,
Sanjeev, hasn't it?

657
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,600
Do you know what?
You just have to sit back,

658
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,960
let the kids play, ride it out,

659
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,680
and you know, at some point
the parents'll come back

660
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,120
and you get paid
and you can go home.

661
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,480
I mean, remarkably, Maisie
and Reece have definitely won,

662
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,720
so well done you. Five points
for Maisie and Reece. Well done.

663
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

664
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,680
Do they get any points?

665
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,960
Oh, I think I'll give you
one or two.

666
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,760
I just haven't decided which yet.
OK. When are you gonna do that?

667
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,720
I'll take, I'll take one
because it was my fault

668
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,000
and I'd really like the other two
to have two points.

669
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,880
If you think... Aww. Wow.
Do you know what, Phil?

670
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,120
I agree. That is so lovely.
Stop it, thank you.

671
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,920
Wow. That is lovely
and sportsmanlike,

672
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,280
and if you want one point I agree

673
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,040
the whole team
should have one point.

674
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,080
One point to the team of three.
Well done.

675
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,160
Let's have another task.

676
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,920
Thank you for the opportunity, Greg.

677
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,720
Right then, everyone.
Come with me and let's have

678
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:43,120
some good old-fashioned
fun and games in the Hutch.

679
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,560
Ooh!

680
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,360
Hiya.

681
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,720
Traditional-looking game.
It's a brand-new game.

682
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,000
Oh, right, OK.

683
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,600
Looks like an old game to me, but...

684
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,240
"Create your own
Snakes & Steps board."

685
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,720
You must add one snake
and one set of steps.

686
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,160
You must also add
one mystery box. Oh.

687
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,560
The instruction inside
the mystery box is up to you.

688
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,400
You have ten minutes.
Your time starts now.

689
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,840
Ow.

690
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,680
Oh, he really will stretch,
won't he?

691
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,760
Oops. Yeah.

692
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,160
Right, here we go.
So I'm gonna make some steps.

693
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,680
They can grow back anyway.

694
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,480
I look at it as like life. You go,

695
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,240
"Oh, well, first foot
on that old property step.

696
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,760
"Here I go."

697
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,120
"Oh."

698
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,680
Mystery box.

699
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,680
And this is just any rule? Yeah.

700
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,080
So you've got to do
whatever this says. Mm-hm.

701
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,760
That's going in the mystery box.

702
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,120
And what number's that going on?
It's on number 70.

703
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,800
47, 48, 61 and 62.

704
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,200
It's a mystery.

705
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,680
Thank you very much.
Excellent, thank you.

706
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,160
Look forward to playing your game.
Er, you're on your own.

707
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,040
Ania thinks that if you cut
a snake in half it grows back.

708
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,760
It does.

709
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,720
No, it doesn't. OK.

710
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,400
A worm, sure.
If you cut a snake in half it dies.

711
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,040
They're basically
the same sort of guy.

712
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,440
The film Worms On A Plane
is not as...

713
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,800
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

714
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
OK, Greg, it's time
to supersize things

715
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,320
while at the same time
gaining further insight

716
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,960
into Maisie Adam's memory.

717
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,400
Ooh. Ooh.
Oh, for fuck's sake.

718
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,480
Hello. Oh!

719
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,360
I remember this.

720
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,600
Does it ring any bells?

721
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,480
No. No, but I'm willing to,
to venture into the unknown.

722
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,720
Win Snakes & Steps.

723
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,840
This isn't the one I designed,
though, is it?

724
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,320
Well... Is it?

725
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,360
Players will move from youngest
to oldest.

726
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,160
Players?

727
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,600
Which players?

728
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,600
So you're up against
four other comedians. Oh, right.

729
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,400
You must throw the die properly
each time

730
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,000
and you must not tamper with
the die.

731
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,680
If you land on the head of a snake
you must slither down to its tail.

732
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:40,000
I know the rules.
If you land at the base of a step

733
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,160
you've gotta climb it.

734
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,400
If you land on the mystery box,
you must do what it says.

735
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,240
First to land exactly
on the finishing seat wins.

736
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,560
Your time starts...

737
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:54,320
..now. And you'll be going fourth
in the game because of your age.

738
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,640
Oh, Christ.

739
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,000
Which number do you think
you'll be throwing?

740
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,600
Thanks.

741
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,040
None taken.

742
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,320
APPLAUSE

743
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,440
So we combined
all their Snakes & Steps.

744
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,320
That's what I was about to ask, just
to clarify. So that was all of them.

745
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,840
That was all of them in one
big board. Everybody's attempts.

746
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,640
It's worth noting that
Phil's steps started at 11,

747
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,320
12, 13 and 14.

748
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,520
And went up to 71,
the penultimate square.

749
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,840
Where his snake met the ladder

750
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,200
and took you all the way
back down to the beginning.

751
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,920
But I presumed you would all think
you would have to do it later on.

752
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,760
None of you did.

753
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,280
So, and you have no recollection
of that whatsoever?

754
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,400
There was a lot of weeks between
when I did the one in the Hutch

755
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,080
and coming to that racecourse.

756
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,440
Yeah, three.

757
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,640
OK, we're stopping
for another break.

758
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,360
In the final part of the show,
someone will go home

759
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,840
with all of the doors
from Maisie Adam's home.

760
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,800
Don't worry - she won't remember.

761
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,880
LAUGHTER
We'll see you in a minute.

762
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,800
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

763
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

764
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:11,040
Hello. Thank you, and welcome to
the final part of the show.

765
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,160
And if you think Tipping Point
is exciting, get ready,

766
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,440
cos you're about to see
a giant game of Snakes & Steps,

767
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,200
and also you're wrong about
Tipping Point.

768
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,680
That is bang out of order, Greg.

769
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,640
Shout out to Ben Shephard.
Love you, bro, seriously.

770
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,880
Now for the game
we've all been waiting for,

771
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,160
and we're gonna see
four of them playing it.

772
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,960
That's everyone apart from Reece,
and Reece knows why.

773
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,480
Who do you think
the youngest is, Ania? Me.

774
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,080
You get to go first. Yes!

775
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,480
5.

776
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,880
That's a 5.

777
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:49,040
Oh, that was lame. So I'm here.
Correct.

778
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,600
Come on, Daddy needs some new shoes.

779
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,920
It's gone overboard.

780
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,920
6! That's good, that. Ooh, yeah.

781
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,000
I think it's a 6, innit?
Why is it a 6?

782
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,720
Just nod the camera
if you can see a 6.

783
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,360
We're on a 6, baby!
You're taking that as a 6.

784
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,520
One, two, three... Four, five, six.

785
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,120
That ladder goes all the way up
to 71. Oh, brill.

786
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,440
5. 3.

787
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,040
Oh, are these the ladders?

788
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,240
Oh, these are from mine!

789
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,680
HE LAUGHS

790
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,280
Oh, I know what's gonna happen!

791
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,480
What's going to happen, Phil?

792
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,040
Can I throw this anywhere,
on the floor?

793
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,720
Well, ideally sort of
just in front of you here.

794
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,280
OK. Oh, you've got to
the base of some steps. Right.

795
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,400
Yeah, you're at number 71.
That was a good move.

796
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,920
OK. Can I throw here?

797
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,680
Oh, unfortunately
you're actually on a snake there.

798
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,400
Well, that's kind of useless.
This is, that's a daft game.

799
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,720
I agree with you.

800
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,080
Shall I just start again? Well, I
think you have to, yeah. All right.

801
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,280
Why would you put a ladder up
to where you're gonna have a snake?

802
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,760
You're gonna have to ask Phil.

803
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,120
Phil? Phil Ellis.

804
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,800
Did he design the course?

805
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,840
Cos that's favouritism if you're
letting some of us design it.

806
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,160
Whoever put a snake there
is an absolute moron.

807
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,400
Oh, no, there's a snake.
Phil's snake.

808
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,040
Phil is a snake.
Right, welcome back to the start.

809
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,160
You do have an extra throw
cos you got a 6.

810
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,480
3. 3.

811
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,000
3. It's a 3.

812
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,080
3. One, two, three.

813
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,800
I think that goes to the end.

814
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,000
Hey!

815
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,080
That's Ania's ladder.
Where does it take you?

816
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,520
To the finish!

817
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,120
Congratulations, Maisie.

818
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,600
Why is it Ania's ladder, though?
Don't worry about that.

819
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,320
Come on. Congratulations.
That is the end of Snakes & Steps.

820
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,120
I feel sorry for the amount
of set-up

821
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,720
for the amount of length of time
that took, really. I feel guilty.

822
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,440
APPLAUSE

823
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,600
I don't wanna make you paranoid,
but it is incredible, innit?

824
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,840
I'm worried now.
I think I need to get checked.

825
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,560
So Phil basically
ruined everyone's...

826
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,800
But luckily Ania had put one
on number 4

827
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,480
and they all threw a 3,
which got them to 4,

828
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,600
and they got to the end pretty
quick. Very competitive. Mm-hm.

829
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,720
But why has Reece been singled out?

830
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,720
What happened?

831
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,680
Brush your teeth,
grab a sleeping bag.

832
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,520
It is time for Reece's attempt,

833
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,200
with thanks of course
to Phil Ellis.

834
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,880
Oh, no.

835
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,480
OK. Oh, you're at the base
of a ladder.

836
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,640
She goes all the way up to here.

837
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,480
Oh, now I only need a 1.

838
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,560
No, you don't, because where...
What? Where are you now?

839
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,120
Isn't that the end?
And that's just 1.

840
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,360
That's the end, yeah,
but there's something else on 71.

841
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,960
HE SIGHS

842
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,640
Who put that there? Phil.

843
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,400
4. 4. So you're going up
your own ladder.

844
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,440
Oh, is it secure? No.

845
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,120
Oh, a mystery box. Do I look at it?
Yeah, that's exciting.

846
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,080
Urgh. Ah!

847
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,880
You are bitten by a snake.

848
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,800
I need an antidote
and it's found on square 9.

849
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,160
Can you remember who wrote that?
I think I wrote it, didn't I?

850
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,600
35.

851
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,160
They're all doing this. Yeah.

852
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,000
Ah!

853
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,040
I'm all right now. Great.

854
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,520
4. Ah, there's quite a big ladder,
quite a...

855
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,000
Oh, you're...

856
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,880
Do you want a hand?
No! I don't.

857
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,680
You're going up Phil's ladder.

858
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,200
But now I'm on Phil's snake. Yeah.

859
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,480
Does it activate again?
It's not a single-use snake.

860
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,640
Not a single-use snake.

861
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,480
Oh, for...

862
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,160
And then there's a 5, OK?
Three, four, five.

863
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,960
Up to the top of there, down there.

864
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,240
4.

865
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,160
Up the ladder, down the snake,
back to the start.

866
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,080
Here we go again. Up the ladder,
down the snake, back to the start.

867
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,840
I'm done with this. 1. 1. Ah.

868
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,080
Maisie's ladder. Yeah.

869
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,600
Can this be won?
Will I ever be able to end it?

870
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,720
Yeah, just with the right attitude.

871
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,040
What do you mean?
What's that supposed to mean?

872
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,520
I've gotta roll again,
but I've gotta look at this.

873
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,560
"Hey, mate. Read the next one."

874
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,440
"Read the next note."

875
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,560
"How's things?"

876
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,280
"PTO."

877
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,120
"Read the next one."

878
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,920
Who did this? Phil.

879
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,880
Go back to the start.

880
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,840
Him who deserves this -
I just did an antidote thing

881
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,320
and didn't affect anybody.

882
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,720
So it's back down.

883
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,480
4. Nice. So you just need 5 or a 6.

884
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,640
What did you say? A 5 or a 6?
Mm-hmm.

885
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,480
OK.

886
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,240
5.

887
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,840
5, great. Well, 15. Ah!

888
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,400
You've cleared the ladder.
Right. 2.

889
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,160
That's fine, 17.

890
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,320
3.

891
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,600
6. 6.

892
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,720
33.

893
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,800
5. 4. 6. 3. 2. 3. 3. 5.

894
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,720
65. You've gotta throw a 7
to finish. I need a 7.

895
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,400
6.

896
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,600
That's the worst
you could've thrown.

897
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,280
I start again?
I did tell you what you needed.

898
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,480
Yeah, but the flaw is in this,

899
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,640
it's just a bouncy stupid thing
with numbers on it.

900
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,120
Spin down the stairs. 3.

901
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,120
Oh. You're at the base
of Ania's ladder.

902
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,800
And then I come all the way down.

903
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,600
Follow it up and see what happens.

904
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,520
Oh, my God.

905
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,120
I did it.

906
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,520
I finished.

907
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,880
Can we swap seats?

908
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,760
I mean, I've suggested there's
a bubbling rage in you, Reece,

909
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,840
but I thought you were remarkably
well-humoured, considering.

910
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,160
Thank you, yeah.

911
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:23,920
Except when you went,

912
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,920
"It's just a bouncy stupid thing
with numbers on."

913
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,640
Thought maybe the cracks
were starting to show then.

914
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,400
There was a lot of bad luck in that.

915
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,240
It looked like it took a lifetime.

916
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,800
Yeah, I mean, it's not even about
speed, it's the number of rolls,

917
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,160
but he did take 42 minutes.

918
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,480
So same as with the twins, really.

919
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,120
Uh, how many rolls?

920
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,520
32 throws. 32.

921
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,080
And you did it in three and two
and three?

922
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,720
Yeah. Well, there was a system.

923
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,200
You know, when you know...

924
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,000
Avoid the snake, really.

925
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,400
Not rocket science, mate.

926
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Reece gets one point.

927
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,280
Two points to Ania.

928
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,280
Three throws,
three points to Phil,

929
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,960
but they both got two throws
so they get five points each,

930
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,080
so the winners
are Maisie and Sanjeev.

931
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

932
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,840
It is of course now time
to head to the stage

933
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,520
for the final task of the show!

934
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,800
CHEERING

935
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,600
Who will be reading the task out?

936
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,440
Reece Shearsmith, please.

937
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,440
Turn your cup triangle
completely upside down.

938
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,680
Oh.

939
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:37,360
Your upside-down cup triangle
must be free-standing

940
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,800
and you must obey the instructions
written on each layer.

941
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:46,040
If any cups fall, you must
completely start again. Mm-hmm.

942
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,960
You may not affect
other people's cup triangles.

943
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Wait, what do you...
What does it mean?

944
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,800
I'm not finished. Oh.

945
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,720
Fastest wins.

946
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,720
On your marks. Get set.

947
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,760
WHISTLE
And they're off.

948
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,440
Right hand behind back.

949
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,520
Oh, bollocks.

950
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,640
This is interesting.

951
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,480
Right eye shut. Right eye shut.

952
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,560
She's bypassed
the first two instructions.

953
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,480
There's no rules against that,
I suppose.

954
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,680
The right, uh, foot off the grou...?
What?

955
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:20,360
Right foot off the ground.
Right foot off the ground. Oh.

956
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,160
Right, so you need to rebuild
your triangle. Yeah, fuck off.

957
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,240
Well...

958
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,840
Oh, Sanjeev.

959
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,760
Mouth open, tongue out, groaning.

960
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,880
SHE GROANS

961
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,320
Oh, that... Oh, fuck. Come on.

962
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,120
If you could start again,
please, Maisie.

963
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,080
CHEERING

964
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,480
Oh, lovely.

965
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,840
Right foot off the ground.

966
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,320
HE GROANS

967
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:59,040
I'm very sorry to say that Reece
has not turned his upside-down.

968
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,960
She's turned hers upside-down.
What?

969
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,360
Oh, Reece. The cups are
the wrong way up.

970
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,800
AUDIENCE GROANS

971
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,320
SHE GROANS

972
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,560
HE GROANS

973
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,480
CHEERING

974
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,120
GROANING

975
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,720
CHEERING

976
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,720
SHE WAILS

977
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,320
Should we get the medic
to have a look at Maisie?

978
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,080
SHE GROANS

979
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,440
She's not gonna remember
any of this.

980
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,520
Oh, it's gonna be close.

981
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,400
TIRED GROANING

982
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,120
SHE SHOUTS

983
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,840
CHEERING

984
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,000
It's academic now,
but let's see you, old man.

985
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,720
HE GROANS

986
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,640
LAUGHTER

987
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,200
Wonderful. And we'll add that
to your final scores.

988
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,360
Come down and join me.

989
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,280
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

990
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,520
Well. Hmm.

991
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,920
Pretty exciting stuff.

992
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,480
Yes. So Reece got one point
in that one,

993
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,040
Maisie two, Sanjeev three,
Phil four,

994
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,280
but the winner of the task was Ania
with five points.

995
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:13,040
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

996
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:17,800
And so... And so, the winner of
the episode with 19 points...

997
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,360
It is Maisie Adam!

998
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,280
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

999
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,720
Maisie Adam wins.

1000
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,760
Please hike up to the stage
for your unlikely household prizes.

1001
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,320
So...

1002
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,000
What... What have we learned today?

1003
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,360
Well, I believe we've learnt
the very definition of victory.

1004
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,920
Is it the person
with the most points? No.

1005
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,480
Is it the person who heads home
with the prizes? No.

1006
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,160
The definition of victory
is getting a fellow competitor

1007
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,760
to take home a vial
of your own piss.

1008
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,280
We'll see you next time, but for now
here's the episode winner,

1009
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,640
Maisie Adam!

1010
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,280
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1011
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,880
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