1 00:00:08,413 --> 00:00:10,000 That's a shocking start! 2 00:00:12,758 --> 00:00:15,103 Ooh! 3 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:22,172 Yep. That's it. Where's Tom?! 4 00:00:29,517 --> 00:00:31,379 No! I hate you. 5 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,448 Let me out of here! 6 00:00:44,448 --> 00:00:46,413 Hello and welcome to Taskmaster. 7 00:00:46,517 --> 00:00:50,172 It's our third episode and after my week-long cryogenic sleep, 8 00:00:50,275 --> 00:00:52,689 they've updated my moral source code 9 00:00:52,793 --> 00:00:55,896 with what's OK and what's not OK to joke about. 10 00:00:57,034 --> 00:01:00,482 Look out, straight white men - I'm coming for you! 11 00:01:02,827 --> 00:01:04,586 Let's meet the cast. 12 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:06,793 The stinky and old Dave Hughes. 13 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:08,517 Whoo! 14 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:11,241 The wonderful Emma Holland. 15 00:01:11,344 --> 00:01:14,172 The irreplaceable Lisa McCune. 16 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:17,068 The very cool and suave Takashi Wakasugi. 17 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,482 And the stinky and getting old Tommy Little. 18 00:01:21,586 --> 00:01:24,862 Hello! 19 00:01:24,965 --> 00:01:28,551 And next to me, the boy who spends his week hanging out at the library, 20 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,068 telling people to 'shh' 21 00:01:30,172 --> 00:01:32,482 and getting tingles in his naughty region 22 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:35,172 at the brilliance of the Dewey Decimal System... 23 00:01:36,241 --> 00:01:38,034 ...it's Tom Cashman. 24 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:44,586 How are you this week? I've been inspired this week. 25 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:48,172 'Cause we have a warm-up guy on the show, called Steve Philip. 26 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,344 I've been trying to do something similar - 27 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:52,724 I've been trying to become a warm guy. 28 00:02:01,965 --> 00:02:04,758 Is that warmth? It was an attempt at warmth. 29 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:06,655 OK. 30 00:02:06,758 --> 00:02:09,103 OK. Princess, what's our first task for the show? 31 00:02:09,206 --> 00:02:10,724 Our first task is a prize task 32 00:02:10,827 --> 00:02:13,758 and this week, our contestants have been asked to bring in 33 00:02:13,862 --> 00:02:16,137 what they consider to be the swankiest thing. 34 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:18,620 Alright. So, Waka. Yes? 35 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:20,448 What do you have for me? 36 00:02:20,551 --> 00:02:22,586 I brought birds. Birds. 37 00:02:22,689 --> 00:02:25,758 And, uh, crested birds. 38 00:02:25,862 --> 00:02:28,275 That's why I put my hair like this. 39 00:02:28,379 --> 00:02:30,413 It takes so long! 40 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,586 Lots of time and effort there. 41 00:02:32,689 --> 00:02:35,172 But these birds, when they wake up, 42 00:02:35,275 --> 00:02:37,137 already there! 43 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,620 It's a rainy day - it's already there. 44 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:42,655 That's the swankiest thing. 45 00:02:42,758 --> 00:02:45,172 I reckon. It's, you know, naturally swankiest. 46 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:48,275 I must admit, it's a problem I can't really relate to. 47 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:50,172 Alright. 48 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:52,689 Lisa, what did you bring in? Look, I brought a high tea. 49 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:56,137 It's pretty and it's nice and everybody gets dressed up for it 50 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:59,482 and partakes in it together and there's conversation - 51 00:02:59,586 --> 00:03:01,413 polite conversation. 52 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:04,344 As opposed to low tea, which is an issue I deal with. 53 00:03:04,448 --> 00:03:06,931 Yes. What does a low tea involve? 54 00:03:07,034 --> 00:03:09,448 Um, 'T' is short for testosterone. 55 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,517 You really are lesser in every way, aren't you? 56 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:17,068 'Cause apparently, too much testosterone causes baldness. 57 00:03:19,517 --> 00:03:21,724 I'm just saying I'm locked and loaded. 58 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,379 Is that true, or is that just something they say to bald men 59 00:03:24,482 --> 00:03:26,000 to make them feel better about themselves? 60 00:03:26,103 --> 00:03:29,000 Yeah, it's just some annoying thing from science, Hughesy. 61 00:03:29,103 --> 00:03:31,172 You enjoy your full head of hair 62 00:03:31,275 --> 00:03:33,586 and your one sperm cell rattling around your empty nuts. 63 00:03:33,689 --> 00:03:35,241 You'll be fine. 64 00:03:35,344 --> 00:03:37,448 See, I've had a vasectomy anyway, so I don't... 65 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,034 ...so they can't get out whether they're there or not. 66 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,517 Hey, Hughes? 67 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:46,689 When you've had a vasectomy, does it just go, like..."Pah!" 68 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,758 Mate, I'll show you later. 69 00:03:55,344 --> 00:03:57,689 Alright. So, Emma, what's the swankiest thing you've brought in? 70 00:03:57,793 --> 00:03:59,931 I brought in something I made. 71 00:04:00,034 --> 00:04:03,655 It's a golden statue of Hilary Swank. 72 00:04:08,586 --> 00:04:10,241 And it looks exactly like her. 73 00:04:10,344 --> 00:04:13,551 Are you a massive Hilary Swank fan? 74 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:15,724 Oh, absolutely. I love all of her work. 75 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:17,758 Including what? 76 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:22,068 Oh, just the movies, you know? All the cinema that she's in. 77 00:04:22,172 --> 00:04:24,448 You know? A real fan wouldn't pick a favourite. 78 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:29,310 Uh, Tommy, what did you bring in that you thought was swanky? 79 00:04:29,413 --> 00:04:32,620 I brought in an invitation I got from the - at the time - royals. 80 00:04:32,724 --> 00:04:34,034 Uh... Ooh! 81 00:04:34,137 --> 00:04:39,275 From Harry and Meghan and I RSVP'd and then forgot. 82 00:04:42,172 --> 00:04:43,896 They didn't do a follow-up check! 83 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,931 So I think it's a bit on them, Tom. 84 00:04:47,172 --> 00:04:49,517 So you needed not just a royal invite - 85 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,620 you needed a royal reminder. 86 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,758 Yes! 87 00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:56,103 OK, Dave. What's the swankiest thing you've brought in? 88 00:04:56,206 --> 00:04:59,482 An electric foot masseuse. 89 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:02,413 So, you put your feet on it and it... 90 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:04,241 Underneath it, things come up 91 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:07,241 and make you feel like you're a king or a queen 92 00:05:07,344 --> 00:05:08,551 or, you know, 93 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:11,172 whatever gender-neutral term you have for royalty. 94 00:05:11,275 --> 00:05:13,620 So, how much does that cost, d'you reckon, Hughesy? 95 00:05:13,724 --> 00:05:16,379 Oh, I got it for free but I reckon if you bought it, 96 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,724 I've no idea - what do you reckon? 97 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:21,275 Yeah, like, what - $49.99? 98 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:23,758 It sounds affordable. 99 00:05:23,862 --> 00:05:26,241 Yeah, I'm not an elitist. Uh, it's anyone... 100 00:05:26,344 --> 00:05:29,068 Well, for this prize task, you're supposed to be. 101 00:05:29,172 --> 00:05:30,724 Oh, right. Yeah. 102 00:05:30,827 --> 00:05:33,000 'Cause this seems very affordable and something anyone could get, 103 00:05:33,103 --> 00:05:34,965 which doesn't feel swanky at all to me. 104 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,379 Anyway, I'm already starting to score - 1. 105 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:44,620 I don't even want to hear your defence of it. 106 00:05:44,724 --> 00:05:46,965 I'm gonna go 2 points for Lisa. 107 00:05:47,068 --> 00:05:48,793 I appreciate what you were trying to do 108 00:05:48,896 --> 00:05:51,206 but it's not quite as special as a fancy bird, 109 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:53,000 so I'm gonna give 3 points to Waka. 110 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,517 Thank you. 111 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,448 I feel like I'm going to give 4 points to Tommy Little, 112 00:05:57,551 --> 00:05:59,034 'cause that's a very swanky invitation 113 00:05:59,137 --> 00:06:01,310 but for all the effort, I mean, Hilary Swank - 114 00:06:01,413 --> 00:06:03,310 you can't get more swanky than Hilary. 115 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:05,172 That's true. 5 points to Emma. 116 00:06:05,275 --> 00:06:07,586 Well done. 117 00:06:07,689 --> 00:06:09,586 OK. Let's get into a task! 118 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:12,655 Like someone who purchased the hit single 'Don't Stop Believing' 119 00:06:12,758 --> 00:06:14,620 and was unsatisfied, 120 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:16,310 it's time to Return Journey. 121 00:06:28,827 --> 00:06:31,310 Come in. Hey, Tom. 122 00:06:31,413 --> 00:06:32,827 Hi, Waka. Hey. 123 00:06:32,931 --> 00:06:34,344 Hi, Dave. How are you? 124 00:06:34,448 --> 00:06:36,034 I'm OK. Little kiss? 125 00:06:36,137 --> 00:06:37,655 Sure. 126 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:39,172 Who's doing who? 127 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:40,793 Cheek? 128 00:06:40,896 --> 00:06:42,137 Mwah. 129 00:06:42,241 --> 00:06:44,896 Second for good measure? Oh, sorry! So rude! 130 00:06:47,068 --> 00:06:48,758 May as well go a third. 131 00:06:48,862 --> 00:06:51,344 Oh, yep. OK. That was twisted. 132 00:06:51,448 --> 00:06:53,758 That was a bit wet, that one. I'm so sorry. 133 00:06:53,862 --> 00:06:55,689 I'll just... 134 00:06:57,310 --> 00:07:00,931 "Make this exercise ball go as far away as possible from you 135 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:02,896 "and have it come back." 136 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,034 "Once the exercise ball has left you..." 137 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:09,344 "..you may not take a step without forfeiting an attempt." 138 00:07:09,448 --> 00:07:12,000 "Furthest return journey wins." 139 00:07:12,103 --> 00:07:14,413 "You have 15 minutes." 140 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:17,965 "Your time starts now." 141 00:07:18,068 --> 00:07:19,862 Alright. I love that. 142 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:22,448 How can I do this? 143 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:24,206 So I can have multiple attempts? 144 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,275 Yep. Do whatever I like? 145 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,241 Well, not whatever... Well, within reason. 146 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:30,896 Can't do whatever you like. I can't do whatever I like. 147 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,413 There's certain rules, morality... Yeah, you've told me the rules. 148 00:07:33,517 --> 00:07:35,965 Absolutely, yep. Morality? Did you say 'morality'? 149 00:07:36,068 --> 00:07:39,000 Yeah, there's, kind of, moral boundaries limiting your behaviour. 150 00:07:39,103 --> 00:07:41,379 I suppose they are and I'm not even thinking about it. 151 00:07:41,482 --> 00:07:43,482 That's subconscious, isn't it? 152 00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:50,827 So, Lesser Tom, what moral boundaries are holding you back 153 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:53,241 from doing what you actually want to do? 154 00:07:53,344 --> 00:07:55,000 Tax fraud. 155 00:07:56,551 --> 00:07:58,448 That's your first go-to? 156 00:07:58,551 --> 00:08:01,862 I don't think you have to pay tax if you earn under $18,000. 157 00:08:06,482 --> 00:08:08,137 I love this. 158 00:08:08,241 --> 00:08:11,827 I feel like this is nerd-on-nerd action! I love it! 159 00:08:11,931 --> 00:08:15,068 So, I've gotta say, Lesser Tom, Tommy - 160 00:08:15,172 --> 00:08:16,862 was this the beginning of something? 161 00:08:16,965 --> 00:08:18,620 I hoped it was. 162 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:20,310 Were you looking for favourable treatment? 163 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:24,206 No, Tom just hadn't had some action in a long time. 164 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:27,827 Jock-on-nerd action. 165 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:30,827 OK. Who's first? 166 00:08:30,931 --> 00:08:34,000 First to have a ball while they throw a ball at the wall, 167 00:08:34,103 --> 00:08:36,482 it's two people whose names I really wish rhymed with 'ball' 168 00:08:36,586 --> 00:08:38,137 it's Lisa and Waka. 169 00:08:38,241 --> 00:08:42,000 I just put this and I can come back without moving. 170 00:08:47,413 --> 00:08:49,172 Wow. 171 00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:52,034 Well done. 172 00:08:54,241 --> 00:08:56,206 Not too bad. 173 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:02,689 That's pretty good. I'll look for another way now. 174 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:05,103 I have to trust my tape. 175 00:09:05,206 --> 00:09:06,724 Well done. 176 00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:10,379 Alright. I know. It's strange. 177 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,172 OK. 178 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:20,068 90 seconds. 179 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,241 I'm gonna try and use gravity. 180 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:27,103 How many minutes have I got left? 181 00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:29,310 You've got 1 minute, 57 seconds. 182 00:09:29,413 --> 00:09:31,000 Oh, my god! 183 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,551 That was pretty good. That was pretty good. 184 00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:35,206 Yes! You moved. 185 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:37,103 Oh, sorry. 15 seconds. 186 00:09:37,206 --> 00:09:40,482 I'm just gonna throw it back, just in case, by magic, it comes back. 187 00:09:42,137 --> 00:09:43,275 Ooh. 188 00:09:43,379 --> 00:09:46,000 Fingers crossed. Yep. 189 00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:47,793 12 seconds. 190 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:57,827 Maybe if I wished hard enough, it might come back. 191 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,275 I think, potentially, at this point, 192 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:02,758 we may have to give up hope. 193 00:10:05,758 --> 00:10:07,310 I liked your approach, there, Lisa, 194 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:09,793 where you thought you'd just throw it in the air, 195 00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:11,344 'cause you've got nothing to lose 196 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:13,275 and hoped that by magic, it'll just come back. 197 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:14,931 You just never know. Yeah. 198 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:17,000 Like, sometimes just change 199 00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:19,379 and it might have, kind of, come back. 200 00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:21,586 Like, there's magic in... I believe in magic. 201 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,793 Yes. OK. 202 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:26,344 Waka, you had mixed results with the string. 203 00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,482 You had a bit of a shit sticky-tape situation. 204 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:31,827 Yeah, once you made decision and it didn't work well, 205 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,931 your brains go panic. 206 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,931 Yes. Yeah. 207 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:37,965 That's why I just tie it. 208 00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:40,931 That was the second-best option. 209 00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:43,310 OK. 'Cause at that point, you're in a panic. 210 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:45,620 You don't have much time to go, so you just thought, 211 00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:47,413 "I'll just fling it at shit." 212 00:10:47,517 --> 00:10:49,379 I know. I did the best job. I saw that. 213 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,068 That looks so bad. 214 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,655 OK. Well, I feel like we need to know the measurements know. 215 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,724 Well, Waka, by throwing it at a stack of tyres 216 00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:01,482 when there was an extremely flat wall right behind him... 217 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,758 That was bad. I know. 218 00:11:05,862 --> 00:11:08,172 Your result was 7.42 metres. 219 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:11,000 Lisa's reliance on golf, then gravity, then God 220 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,827 but ultimately with the string, 221 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:14,620 got 14.2 metres. 222 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:16,551 Oh! That's good. 223 00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,482 It's not bad. OK. 224 00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:20,241 Well, it's time for an ad break, 225 00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:23,620 so just like a big, red ball with Lisa casting spells behind it, 226 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,275 we hope you come back. 227 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:41,034 Hello! Welcome back to Taskmaster. 228 00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:43,482 Give us a recap, my little chap. 229 00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:45,482 Our contestants are sending exercise balls away 230 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,517 and hoping they come back 231 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:50,172 and the furthest return journey without taking a step wins. 232 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:52,379 Next up - one's a boomer, the other one likes meringues. 233 00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:54,758 Let's put them together and watch them 'boom-meringue'. 234 00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:56,620 It's Dave and Emma. 235 00:11:56,724 --> 00:11:58,758 Alright. Let's go for a safety. 236 00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:01,000 Alright. That's coming back. 237 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,620 No steps. 238 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,482 That's a keeper. OK. 239 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:08,689 D'you have any, like, remote-controlled cars? 240 00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,206 I think there's one in the shed. 241 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:13,275 If I deflate this and use a drone, I think I can get this done. 242 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,724 You come here often? 243 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,827 Here? Yeah, heaps. Yeah. Oh. 244 00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:29,241 Go find me a drone. Go! 245 00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:31,275 Go find a drone! 246 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,620 Really need that to stay in there. 247 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:46,068 This is gonna protect me when the drone brings it back to me. 248 00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:48,275 Is it coming backwards? It's coming backwards. 249 00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:50,344 OK. From wherever it's stopped there. 250 00:12:51,482 --> 00:12:53,379 Nice. 251 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,206 Gonna have another go? How much time do I have? 252 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,310 2 minutes and 27 seconds. OK. 253 00:12:57,413 --> 00:13:01,379 Send the drone! Ball, fly away! 254 00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:03,620 Come on, ball! Come on! 255 00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:06,793 Go, ball! Please go away from me! 256 00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:08,517 Make me a winner! 257 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,724 That seems to be a long way. 258 00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:15,103 I think this is a win if you can come back! 259 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:16,931 I think you can come back now! 260 00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:19,758 Or... or keep going, if you like. You decide. 261 00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,724 Time? 1 minute. 262 00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:24,172 Please come back! Stay in the air! 263 00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,413 Stay up! I want you back! 264 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,724 Where did you go? You're not gonna turn back? 265 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:30,586 You're crazy. What time? 266 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,137 43 seconds. Alright. 267 00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:34,586 Come back, ball! I think it's landed itself. 268 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,344 - Come back! - I think it can't handle the weight. 269 00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:39,241 She's strugglin'. 270 00:13:39,344 --> 00:13:41,620 Oh, no! 20 seconds. 271 00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:44,620 We're running out of power! I'm running out of time! 272 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,413 It's so close. Please come back! 273 00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:49,793 Oh! Yes! Come on! 274 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,034 6 seconds. 275 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,931 God damn you! 276 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,655 Oh! 277 00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:58,172 It had the vibe of such - victory. - Yeah, it did. 278 00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,586 Why did you go so far away? 279 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:02,827 We bit off more than we could chew. 280 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:05,586 God damn it! 281 00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:09,931 Oh! 282 00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:13,620 Uh, so, Emma, you must have been very proud of your first attempt there. 283 00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:15,344 Yeah, I was happy it came back to me. 284 00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:17,931 I'm more concerned about the fact that this is not the first time 285 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,172 Hughesy and I have thought of the same thing. 286 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,793 I don't know. I...I'm not comfortable with that. 287 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,758 So you were pretty happy with the remote-controlled car? 288 00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:30,551 That worked really well. 289 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:33,379 Would've you liked it if the editors didn't include your second attempt? 290 00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:35,517 You could've looked like a real champ. 291 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:38,137 That would have been awesome but they didn't do that, did they? 292 00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:41,034 Dave, just to be clear - 293 00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:43,344 you were controlling the drone by yelling at it? 294 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,448 Uh, look, let's not get into that. 295 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:49,034 Um the fact is the drone was my idea. 296 00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:50,689 No-one else thought of a drone. 297 00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:53,724 It was a brilliant idea and it was almost, probably, 298 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:56,137 the best task ever, in the history of this show. 299 00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:57,655 Uh... 300 00:14:57,758 --> 00:15:00,482 So, I'm guessing Emma's first attempt was the winner. 301 00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:02,103 Emma's first attempt 302 00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:05,689 was a successful return distance of 49.05 metres. 303 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,620 Oh, wow! 304 00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:10,586 OK. So that was quite a distance round the back of the house. 305 00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:13,448 And then Dave's drone distance would have been 51.2... 306 00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:15,034 Awww! 307 00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:17,103 ...if it came back - but of course, it didn't, 308 00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:19,068 which means we'll go with his safety, of... 309 00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:20,931 Waka, you'll remember that, the wall behind. 310 00:15:21,034 --> 00:15:22,655 ...15.6 metres. 311 00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:24,724 Alright. OK. 312 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,965 So there's still a score there. Alright. 313 00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:28,655 Well, give us another, then! 314 00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:31,379 Whilst I may not exactly have consented to his kiss on the lips, 315 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:33,724 I consent to him being next - it's Tommy Little. 316 00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:35,482 Hey - is there keys in that car? 317 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,551 That's actually been a bit of an issue recently... 318 00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:39,620 What do you mean? Nothing. 319 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:41,758 Let's check the car. OK. 320 00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:44,034 Uh, I'm gonna need you to - drive. - Oh, OK. 321 00:15:44,137 --> 00:15:46,448 I'm just gonna put the ball in the passenger seat. 322 00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:47,931 OK. 323 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,655 And then drive it as far as you - can. - OK. 324 00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:51,344 And then come back. OK. 325 00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:52,931 And... go! 326 00:15:57,862 --> 00:16:01,034 I have no faith in this van coming back. 327 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:06,000 Somehow. 328 00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:11,000 Pretty lonely way of doing things. 329 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,448 Come on. 330 00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:20,655 Yeah! 331 00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,413 Hey, Tommy. You've got 15 seconds. 332 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:28,000 Thank you. No worries. 333 00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:30,068 Thanks, Tommy. You did wonderful. 334 00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:32,172 Thank you. You did too. Thank you. 335 00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:41,344 Tommy, did you just do something clever? 336 00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:43,137 It was very... 337 00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:45,655 Stop it. 338 00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:49,000 I'm saying... it was very disorienting. 339 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,965 I was expecting you to deflate the ball, shove it up your arse 340 00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:54,793 or put it in your pants. 341 00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,965 To see you actually do something clever, 342 00:16:57,068 --> 00:16:59,137 I think it really threw all of us, didn't it? 343 00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:01,931 Is that within the rules, that this time he can just do something... 344 00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:04,241 You also instructed someone to take yours away. 345 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:12,068 OK. Well, how did he do? 346 00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:14,896 The total distance, including the 19-point turn I had to do 347 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,379 to turn the van around, 348 00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:18,551 was 774 metres. 349 00:17:22,068 --> 00:17:24,517 So that means 1 point goes to Waka, 350 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,827 Lisa gets 2, Dave gets 3, Emma gets 4 351 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:29,862 but the winner of the task, with the driving, is Tommy, with 5 points. 352 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,172 And then, for the overall episode scores, 353 00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:36,758 we've got three 4s at the bottom and two 9s at the top, 354 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:38,965 with Emma and Tommy leading so far. 355 00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:44,965 OK, lad. Another task, please. 356 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,586 Yeah, we could - or maybe, let's bloody head to the pub. 357 00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:53,034 Down some brewskis and watch the footy, or have an arm wrestle or... 358 00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:56,724 This will make more sense when you watch the task. 359 00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:15,172 Hi, Emma. Hi, Tom. 360 00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:16,896 Oh! 361 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,620 That's a shitter. 362 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,517 Oh! Oh... 363 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,965 Either the art department wins an award or someone gets arrested, mate, 364 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,655 'cause that's not right. 365 00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:30,137 Oh! 366 00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:31,827 Can I pee, or... No, thank you. 367 00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:35,000 Thank you. Oh, goodness. 368 00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:37,724 I feel like this should play into my strengths. 369 00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:40,000 I feel like it's the only task so far 370 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:42,724 where I've walked out and gone, "Comfortable." 371 00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:44,689 Tommy, I think you're gonna be right. 372 00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:46,448 You do? 373 00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,689 "Be a man." "Manliest man wins." 374 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,413 "You have 30 minutes." 375 00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,551 "Your time starts now." 376 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,379 30 minutes? 377 00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:57,517 That's right. 378 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,103 Yeah. 379 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,379 So how do I be a man? I've gotta be a man. 380 00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:02,724 What do men like? 381 00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:04,689 Would you like to know my thoughts? 382 00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:07,206 Initially, it was just lift up the toilet, OK, 383 00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,862 and throw it off a balcony. 384 00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:11,724 Men like Quentin Tarantino. 385 00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:14,862 What if I make a Quentin Tarantino-style film 386 00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:16,482 about pissing standing up? 387 00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:18,931 Lot of foot shots? Yeah. 388 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,137 You know what the most manly thing to be is? 389 00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:22,586 Mmm? 390 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:25,000 To show your vulnerability. 391 00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:28,965 Maybe I might do a day in the life of a man. 392 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,068 Oh, wow. You're gonna be the - man? - Oh, actually, no. 393 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:33,448 That's actually a good point - I could get YOU to be the man 394 00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:35,034 and I could direct you. 395 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:36,758 Cool. Oh, that's good. 396 00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:39,862 I think what is... makes a man manly 397 00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:42,034 is always... 398 00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:44,758 ...women. 399 00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:46,724 Do you think what makes a man manly is women? 400 00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,551 Yeah. Protect women. 401 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,206 Are you trying to use this show as a vehicle to impress women? 402 00:19:58,103 --> 00:19:59,724 So, I have to ask - 403 00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:02,482 why was there a shit in Hughesy's toilet and no-one else's? 404 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:07,931 'Cause none of the others had one in there. 405 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,482 Did you do something earlier on...?I didn't shit in the toilet! 406 00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:13,793 Do you think I was gonna eat it or something?! 407 00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:15,275 I don't understand... 408 00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:17,172 What?! What?! 409 00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:19,827 Out of all the steps, why was that the next one? 410 00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:23,379 And also, just to be clear, Hughesy, 411 00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:25,103 it's very manly to own up to something. 412 00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:26,931 I didn't shit in the toilet! 413 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,068 Oh, well, they've got their promo. 414 00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:38,758 Yeah. 415 00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:44,379 OK. Which man are we getting to see first? 416 00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:46,965 Being a manly man in the style of everyone's favourite man, 417 00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:48,517 it's Emma Holland. 418 00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:28,275 Can I get you a drink? 419 00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:47,793 Emma! 420 00:21:47,896 --> 00:21:49,586 The crowd loved it. 421 00:21:49,689 --> 00:21:52,034 So, just to be clear, did you piss all over the seat 422 00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:54,034 and then put the seat up after that? 423 00:21:54,137 --> 00:21:57,310 Yeah - and then I flushed and then did a shit and gave it to Hughesy. 424 00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:04,206 I think it's brilliant. I feel like this came from a real place, though. 425 00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:05,724 Have you had to sit through 426 00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:08,103 a lot of men banging on about how great Quentin Tarantino is? 427 00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:10,448 Yeah. I've met men. Yeah. 428 00:22:12,482 --> 00:22:13,931 He is great. Yeah. 429 00:22:14,034 --> 00:22:16,310 Of course you would love that, Freaky McFreak. 430 00:22:18,827 --> 00:22:20,620 It was quite satirical 431 00:22:20,724 --> 00:22:22,448 and it was making fun of men 432 00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,724 but it was so accurate that men in the crowd were going, 433 00:22:24,827 --> 00:22:26,655 "Oh, cool - Quentin Tarantino." 434 00:22:26,758 --> 00:22:29,586 Yeah. And what is being a man if not oblivious? 435 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:39,172 Alright. Time for something else manly. 436 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,413 Trying to coerce society into making decisions against their wishes, 437 00:22:42,517 --> 00:22:45,068 through power and influence - they're ad breaks. 438 00:22:45,172 --> 00:22:47,724 Back soon. 439 00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:01,172 Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster. 440 00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:04,000 We're playing for something Dave Hughes's buniony feet 441 00:23:04,103 --> 00:23:05,655 have been in. 442 00:23:05,758 --> 00:23:07,482 Connect some dots, Lesser Tom. 443 00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:09,724 Our contestants are trying to be really, really manly. 444 00:23:09,827 --> 00:23:11,517 Or, to me, normal. 445 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,275 Next up - of our cast, he has the most tattoos 446 00:23:16,379 --> 00:23:18,206 and if you think that makes him a bad boy, 447 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:20,310 oh, baby, you've got no idea. 448 00:23:20,413 --> 00:23:22,758 It's Tommy Little. 449 00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:25,241 I think I need to say something. Something manly. 450 00:23:25,344 --> 00:23:27,724 What we do in this life echoes to eternity. 451 00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:29,620 Ooh. That's beautiful. 452 00:23:29,724 --> 00:23:32,413 Thank you. Should I also do a 'Gladiator' quote? 453 00:23:32,517 --> 00:23:34,758 I got it! 454 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,241 Yeah! 455 00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:01,793 Are you not entertained?! 456 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,551 That was good! 457 00:24:07,724 --> 00:24:09,620 You think you did well in this one? 458 00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:11,827 Are you...? Are you kidding?! 459 00:24:11,931 --> 00:24:13,689 This could be one of my prouder moments. 460 00:24:17,448 --> 00:24:20,241 Tommy, thanks for that example of toxic masculinity. 461 00:24:21,344 --> 00:24:23,724 Any time, Tom. It was very powerful. 462 00:24:23,827 --> 00:24:25,793 It was so fun. 463 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:27,758 It worked - I mean, it was very manly. 464 00:24:27,862 --> 00:24:30,724 You had to lift it - that was - heavy. - Yeah, it was heavy. It was dumb. 465 00:24:30,827 --> 00:24:33,344 Yeah? It was... it was fun! 466 00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:34,965 Yeah. Yeah! 467 00:24:35,068 --> 00:24:37,172 And there was a reference to 'Gladiator', 468 00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:39,068 which is up the Tarantino end of the spectrum. 469 00:24:39,172 --> 00:24:40,655 Yeah! 470 00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:43,448 Then, afterwards, I found Hughesy's toilet and took a shit in it! 471 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:49,310 This is turning into a very low-brow whodunnit. 472 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,551 I didn't realise we had such a budget 473 00:24:54,655 --> 00:24:56,275 we could throw toilets off balconies! 474 00:24:56,379 --> 00:24:58,275 No, I think there was only one. 475 00:24:58,379 --> 00:25:00,379 No, we had to replace it. It cost $370. 476 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,275 Alright. The only issue is... 477 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,965 It was very manly - you had to lift it up, you threw it off the balcony, 478 00:25:09,068 --> 00:25:10,965 it smashed and you yelled out a 'Gladiator' quote. 479 00:25:11,068 --> 00:25:12,862 Yes! But there was just... 480 00:25:12,965 --> 00:25:15,172 We've got a photo of what your face looked like 481 00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:16,689 after you let go of the toilet. 482 00:25:16,793 --> 00:25:19,000 Yes! This'll be manly. Yeah. 483 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,655 Alright. Throw me another bloke, please. 484 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,482 Being the manliest man by showing his feminine side, 485 00:25:29,586 --> 00:25:31,034 it's Dave Hughes. 486 00:25:31,137 --> 00:25:33,344 You know what I... I don't do often enough? 487 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:36,137 I don't cry, man. I need to cry more. 488 00:25:36,241 --> 00:25:37,965 I need you to lie on the ground. 489 00:25:38,068 --> 00:25:39,965 OK. 490 00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:42,379 I need you to just tap one leg. 491 00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:46,862 I need you to growl just a little bit. 492 00:25:46,965 --> 00:25:48,517 Go, "Eurrrgh." 493 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:50,724 Just do, "Grrrr." 494 00:25:50,827 --> 00:25:52,517 It's OK, buddy. 495 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:54,655 18 long years, we had together. 496 00:25:54,758 --> 00:25:56,206 Me and you. 497 00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:58,206 You are my best friend. 498 00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:01,310 The whole family loved you, man. 499 00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:03,310 Oh! 500 00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:05,448 We miss you, man. 501 00:26:05,551 --> 00:26:08,241 Doggy doormat. Never worked it out, did you? 502 00:26:08,344 --> 00:26:10,137 18 years. 503 00:26:10,241 --> 00:26:12,862 Barking outside. "Let me in!" 504 00:26:12,965 --> 00:26:14,862 There was a way to let yourself in. 505 00:26:14,965 --> 00:26:18,068 It was on hinges. You f---ing idiot! 506 00:26:18,172 --> 00:26:20,206 But that was alright. 507 00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:22,793 We didn't mind, 'cause we loved you, man. 508 00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:24,931 I'm gonna hug you, man. 509 00:26:28,172 --> 00:26:31,068 Good on you, mate. I love you, Ugly. 510 00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,758 Right. I think I'm done. OK? 511 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:41,758 I had an emotional moment with my dog. 512 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,517 I'm gonna go now. Mmm. 513 00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:47,000 Alright. 514 00:26:53,965 --> 00:26:56,620 I mean, the very first thing you brought in 515 00:26:56,724 --> 00:26:58,931 was your dog's ashes. 516 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,689 This is a light entertainment show! It's supposed to be comedy! 517 00:27:01,793 --> 00:27:04,275 I know! But Tom really turned into him! 518 00:27:04,379 --> 00:27:07,724 That is one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life. 519 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,862 Yeah. I appreciate what you did. 520 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,620 You go above and beyond the call of duty many times 521 00:27:14,724 --> 00:27:17,379 but being my dog is something I'll never forget. 522 00:27:17,482 --> 00:27:19,862 So if you ever want to come round to my house, 523 00:27:19,965 --> 00:27:22,068 I'd love to put a lead on you and walk you. 524 00:27:26,482 --> 00:27:29,758 Alright. Test me with some more testosterone, please. 525 00:27:29,862 --> 00:27:31,448 If you remove one of the C's, 526 00:27:31,551 --> 00:27:34,655 her full name is legitimately an anagram for the word 'masculine', 527 00:27:34,758 --> 00:27:38,068 which means her whole name is an anagram for 'C-masculine'. 528 00:27:38,172 --> 00:27:40,482 Let's 'SEE' masculine with Lisa McCune. 529 00:27:40,586 --> 00:27:42,517 Unbelievable! 530 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:46,137 So, this first scene, you're just waking up in the morning. 531 00:27:46,241 --> 00:27:48,310 OK. Then I'm going to... 532 00:27:48,413 --> 00:27:50,965 Have you got YouTube on there? OK. So, that's... 533 00:27:51,068 --> 00:27:53,310 You kind of know where we're going. OK. 534 00:27:53,413 --> 00:27:55,068 Oh, alright. OK. 535 00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:04,310 It's not working. 536 00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:08,793 That's what I'm trying to get, OK? 537 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,379 Yeah, so just roll over and we'll keep playing it. 538 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:16,172 Oh! 539 00:28:24,034 --> 00:28:26,413 It's not that one. That one's stuck. 540 00:28:26,517 --> 00:28:28,551 Go the back! 541 00:28:33,310 --> 00:28:35,241 OK. Here we go. So, we're asleep. 542 00:28:47,137 --> 00:28:48,827 Um... 543 00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:54,068 I just wanted one sound! 544 00:28:55,206 --> 00:28:58,137 OK. Here we go. 545 00:28:58,241 --> 00:28:59,620 Oh, there we go. 546 00:29:05,758 --> 00:29:07,413 Tom... 547 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:11,862 I'm getting up. I can't... OK. 548 00:29:11,965 --> 00:29:14,344 I know it doesn't worry you but... 549 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:16,103 Oh! 550 00:29:16,206 --> 00:29:17,724 I apologise. 551 00:29:17,827 --> 00:29:19,931 And that is being a man. 552 00:29:26,275 --> 00:29:29,551 I mean, god! I was stuck. 553 00:29:29,655 --> 00:29:31,379 And you don't have YouTube Premium. 554 00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:37,068 And I needed my glasses and I couldn't see the button - 555 00:29:37,172 --> 00:29:38,620 it was just a disaster. 556 00:29:38,724 --> 00:29:41,000 But you accidentally really homed in on something. 557 00:29:41,103 --> 00:29:43,379 Which was...? Something very manly. 558 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:45,827 I mean, how many times have you watched a middle-aged man 559 00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:47,448 fumble their way through YouTube? 560 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:51,758 'Cause they've got no idea what they're doing! 561 00:29:51,862 --> 00:29:54,931 OK. Great. That was actually what I was meant... Yeah. 562 00:29:55,034 --> 00:29:57,137 It was totally what we were getting at. 563 00:29:57,241 --> 00:29:58,965 Alright. It's time for a break. 564 00:29:59,068 --> 00:30:00,931 Have you checked your prostate lately? 565 00:30:01,034 --> 00:30:02,896 Back with more man-chat soon! 566 00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:19,620 Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster, 567 00:30:19,724 --> 00:30:22,620 where we've just been hanging out with our wangs out. 568 00:30:22,724 --> 00:30:25,310 Yes, that's right - we've had four versions of a man. 569 00:30:25,413 --> 00:30:28,724 Now here's an attempt at Superman - it's Takashi Wakasugi. 570 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,068 Thank you so much for coming, Thomasina. 571 00:30:31,172 --> 00:30:32,931 You are so beautiful. 572 00:30:33,034 --> 00:30:35,448 My heart's burning like a glow - worm. - Oh. 573 00:30:35,551 --> 00:30:37,931 I'm so hot. You're so hot. You want to drink anything? 574 00:30:38,034 --> 00:30:40,379 I mean, it's early but let's have a few cocktails. 575 00:30:40,482 --> 00:30:42,379 Cocktails? Any time. 576 00:30:44,206 --> 00:30:46,000 She's a bitch! 577 00:30:46,103 --> 00:30:49,034 She betrayed me and she stole my money! 578 00:30:50,206 --> 00:30:51,896 I want to kill her. 579 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,551 I can feel something. Someone watching. 580 00:30:54,655 --> 00:30:56,241 There! 581 00:30:56,344 --> 00:30:58,275 See you in hell! 582 00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:00,965 Aargh! Thomasina! 583 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,689 Aah! 584 00:31:06,310 --> 00:31:08,379 Waka! You are so beautiful. 585 00:31:08,482 --> 00:31:10,068 I love you. 586 00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:11,793 Oh! 587 00:31:11,896 --> 00:31:13,586 Waka! 588 00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:16,413 NO! 589 00:31:27,896 --> 00:31:30,068 Waka! 590 00:31:31,551 --> 00:31:33,172 Are you OK? 591 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,931 You don't look OK! 592 00:31:38,034 --> 00:31:39,379 Sorry for the wait. 593 00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:42,482 Let's talk about... 594 00:31:42,586 --> 00:31:44,034 your dream. 595 00:31:44,137 --> 00:31:46,793 Cheers for our future. 596 00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:55,586 Oh, so good. What a guy! 597 00:31:56,931 --> 00:31:59,931 So, Waka, what was your thinking here? 598 00:32:00,034 --> 00:32:02,068 Thinking of strong, protect 599 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:05,241 and fill... make the promise - bring the cocktails. 600 00:32:05,344 --> 00:32:07,172 Yeah. 601 00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:09,103 You took a bullet as well. Yep. 602 00:32:09,206 --> 00:32:10,689 Yeah, between the eyes. 603 00:32:10,793 --> 00:32:12,344 Yeah. 604 00:32:12,448 --> 00:32:14,206 I like the way you dived through the air 605 00:32:14,310 --> 00:32:16,068 and took all the bullets in your chest 606 00:32:16,172 --> 00:32:18,586 and then you turned around and it was in your head. 607 00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:20,965 Lots of things going on, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 608 00:32:21,068 --> 00:32:24,000 And also now, I understand why you guys kiss each other. 609 00:32:25,448 --> 00:32:27,793 Tom is very attractive. 610 00:32:32,793 --> 00:32:35,413 I must say, this is one of hardest tasks I've ever had to score. 611 00:32:35,517 --> 00:32:36,965 Mmm. 612 00:32:37,068 --> 00:32:38,724 'Cause they were all very, very manly. 613 00:32:38,827 --> 00:32:40,620 But I'm gonna give 1 point to - Tommy. - OK. 614 00:32:40,724 --> 00:32:42,310 But that's just... that's where we're at. 615 00:32:42,413 --> 00:32:43,862 That's the base manly level, 616 00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:46,068 is smashing a toilet and yelling out a 'Gladiator' quote. 617 00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:47,793 That's where we're at. 618 00:32:47,896 --> 00:32:50,137 I'm really happy to take his 1. I don't think I was very good. 619 00:32:50,241 --> 00:32:52,655 No. A man would never let you. OK. 620 00:32:54,689 --> 00:32:55,827 Very good. 621 00:32:55,931 --> 00:32:57,482 Well, I'm gonna give 2 points to Lisa, 622 00:32:57,586 --> 00:32:59,689 because fumbling through YouTube was still very manly, 623 00:32:59,793 --> 00:33:01,275 despite that being a mistake. 624 00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:04,724 3 points to Emma, for the Tarantino film, 'cause it was great... 625 00:33:04,827 --> 00:33:07,517 Oooh! Oh, unpopular opinion! 626 00:33:09,517 --> 00:33:11,275 Maybe you haven't watched this show, Emma. 627 00:33:11,379 --> 00:33:12,862 I don't give a shit what they think. 628 00:33:12,965 --> 00:33:15,482 That's been firmly established. 629 00:33:15,586 --> 00:33:18,758 If you are on Reddit at the moment, you can all go yourselves. 630 00:33:20,827 --> 00:33:22,275 I'm gonna give 4 points to Hughesy, 631 00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:25,310 because being honest with your emotions, it's a lot. 632 00:33:25,413 --> 00:33:27,793 But I'm gonna give 5 points to Waka, because, I mean, 633 00:33:27,896 --> 00:33:30,620 that was just a bloodthirsty... 634 00:33:32,379 --> 00:33:34,068 ...entertaining look at manliness! 635 00:33:35,551 --> 00:33:38,379 Alright. Slice me up a fresh task, please, then, Lesser Tom. 636 00:33:38,482 --> 00:33:39,793 Sure. 637 00:33:39,896 --> 00:33:41,689 Like Joseph taking his wife to the beach, 638 00:33:41,793 --> 00:33:43,551 this one's about to get Mary Shelley. 639 00:33:59,241 --> 00:34:01,344 Tommy! Hi, Dave. 640 00:34:01,448 --> 00:34:03,172 How are you? I'm OK. 641 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:04,551 That's good. 642 00:34:04,655 --> 00:34:06,379 Hmm? Mmm! 643 00:34:07,517 --> 00:34:08,758 Oopsy. 644 00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:13,724 "Dress as Frankenstein and video-call someone in your contacts. 645 00:34:13,827 --> 00:34:15,689 "If they allude to how you're dressed..." 646 00:34:15,793 --> 00:34:18,517 "..you must end your phone call immediately." 647 00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:20,620 "If you tell them not to mention how you're dressed, 648 00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:22,172 "you'll be disqualified." 649 00:34:22,275 --> 00:34:24,482 "Best-dressed Frankenstein wins." 650 00:34:24,586 --> 00:34:26,103 "All other people will be scored 651 00:34:26,206 --> 00:34:28,344 "based on who has the longest video call..." 652 00:34:28,448 --> 00:34:29,896 "You have 15 minutes to dress..." 653 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,551 "..then 5 minutes to begin your video call." 654 00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:34,172 "Your time starts now." 655 00:34:34,275 --> 00:34:36,586 Alright. Frankenstein. Frankenstein. 656 00:34:36,689 --> 00:34:39,068 OK. I'm gonna go and get dressed as Frankenstein. 657 00:34:39,172 --> 00:34:41,758 OK. Great. 658 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,586 So, a simple one but just to be clear, 659 00:34:43,689 --> 00:34:46,068 they don't have to mention that they're Frankenstein. 660 00:34:46,172 --> 00:34:47,206 No. 661 00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:49,034 They just cannot talk about their appearance. 662 00:34:49,137 --> 00:34:50,862 Any mention of the contestant's appearance, 663 00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:52,448 they need to hang up immediately. 664 00:34:52,551 --> 00:34:55,000 And that's it. Alright. Who are we gonna see first? 665 00:34:55,103 --> 00:34:57,068 Calling their family, it's Tommy and Emma. 666 00:34:57,172 --> 00:34:59,758 Yeah. I'm gonna get some stuff. What does Frankenstein look like? 667 00:34:59,862 --> 00:35:02,103 How long have we got? 12 minutes and 18 seconds. 668 00:35:03,793 --> 00:35:06,448 OK. I'm ready. 669 00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:11,137 OK. I'm gonna try my little sister. 670 00:35:11,241 --> 00:35:13,000 I've got an ace up my sleeve. 671 00:35:13,103 --> 00:35:16,172 My dad is pretty blind. Oh. 672 00:35:16,275 --> 00:35:18,034 I think I'm just gonna talk at her. 673 00:35:18,137 --> 00:35:19,793 Oh, OK. Not let her have a word in. 674 00:35:19,896 --> 00:35:22,724 Oh, my god. I look so green. 675 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:26,758 Are you busy? 676 00:35:26,862 --> 00:35:29,413 Oh, my god. Um, I have to tell you a story. 677 00:35:29,517 --> 00:35:33,586 "Frankenstein is a framed story written in es... epistolary form. 678 00:35:33,689 --> 00:35:36,724 "Set in the 18th century, it documents a fictional correspondence 679 00:35:36,827 --> 00:35:40,482 "between Captain Robert Walton and his sister Margaret Walton-Seville." 680 00:35:40,586 --> 00:35:42,482 Hello, pa! 681 00:35:42,586 --> 00:35:44,137 How are you? 682 00:35:44,241 --> 00:35:46,137 I'm good. How are you? 683 00:35:46,241 --> 00:35:48,034 Yeah, I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. 684 00:35:48,137 --> 00:35:52,413 "After departing from Archangel, the ship is trapped by pack-ice..." 685 00:35:55,413 --> 00:35:57,172 "..from an obsession that he..." 686 00:35:57,275 --> 00:35:59,517 "Victor begins by telling of his childhood..." 687 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:01,758 "..to a wealthy Genevan family..." 688 00:36:01,862 --> 00:36:03,137 Are you busy? No. 689 00:36:03,241 --> 00:36:04,413 OK. Great. 690 00:36:04,517 --> 00:36:06,206 "From a young age, Victor has a strong desire 691 00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:07,758 "to understand the world." 692 00:36:07,862 --> 00:36:09,965 Hey, are the mighty 'Pies gonna win tonight? 693 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:12,758 Well, nobody thinks they are. I think, uh... 694 00:36:12,862 --> 00:36:14,344 He thinks it's a phone call. 695 00:36:14,448 --> 00:36:17,068 Honestly, it's just a video of his neck. 696 00:36:17,172 --> 00:36:20,172 Well, we can talk about something else if you want to. 697 00:36:20,275 --> 00:36:22,448 You know what? No. I'm gonna keep reading this to you. 698 00:36:22,551 --> 00:36:25,000 "Victor buries himself in experiments to deal with grief." 699 00:36:25,103 --> 00:36:28,275 I'm round next weekend. Are you up for brekky or something like that? 700 00:36:28,379 --> 00:36:29,965 Would I be round? Oh... 701 00:36:30,068 --> 00:36:32,724 This is just a personal call. Can I hang up soon? 702 00:36:32,827 --> 00:36:34,310 Whenever you want. 703 00:36:34,413 --> 00:36:36,103 Thanks for the call, mate. Love you. 704 00:36:36,206 --> 00:36:38,551 Miss you and I'll see you... um, I'll see you next weekend. 705 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,275 OK. Will do. OK. Bye. 706 00:36:43,586 --> 00:36:46,344 D'you have anything else to say, anything to comment on? 707 00:36:46,448 --> 00:36:48,965 Um, are you dressed like Frankenstein? 708 00:36:49,068 --> 00:36:50,586 Oh! 709 00:36:51,689 --> 00:36:53,931 Sorry for swearing. 710 00:36:54,034 --> 00:36:55,793 He just thought it was a phone call. 711 00:36:55,896 --> 00:36:57,931 The video was on his ear the whole time, 712 00:36:58,034 --> 00:37:00,896 except - did you see, right at the end, 713 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,827 he's just seen... 714 00:37:02,931 --> 00:37:04,965 a green man 715 00:37:05,068 --> 00:37:06,965 who he's just been chatting to? 716 00:37:07,068 --> 00:37:11,379 With a panicked look on his face! I'm just like this - "Oh, shit! 717 00:37:11,482 --> 00:37:12,965 "He's onto me!" 718 00:37:13,068 --> 00:37:15,758 I reckon that went OK. It felt like a long call. 719 00:37:15,862 --> 00:37:18,137 Oh, surely I'm gonna win this one! 720 00:37:22,724 --> 00:37:24,689 You made a really good point, Tommy. 721 00:37:24,793 --> 00:37:28,000 Let's just have a look at the moment that Tommy's dad hung up on him. 722 00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:36,793 It does look like he saw your green face for the first time. 723 00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:38,655 Oh, I still don't think he knows. 724 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:41,655 Because we had to get a release form to sign 725 00:37:41,758 --> 00:37:43,551 and I thought, "Dad's gonna have some questions 726 00:37:43,655 --> 00:37:44,931 "about why I filmed his phone call." 727 00:37:45,034 --> 00:37:46,965 And I said, "Dad, can you sign this?" 728 00:37:47,068 --> 00:37:49,965 And all he said was, "When am I gonna be on TV?" 729 00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:58,310 He even lucked on to something, 'cause he answered a video call 730 00:37:58,413 --> 00:38:00,068 as an audio call, 731 00:38:00,172 --> 00:38:02,275 so he wasn't looking at you the whole time. 732 00:38:02,379 --> 00:38:04,310 - No. - Did it feel like a long phone call? 733 00:38:04,413 --> 00:38:06,655 It was the longest phone call I've ever had with my dad. 734 00:38:06,758 --> 00:38:08,586 OK. 735 00:38:08,689 --> 00:38:11,137 So it took a task for you to bond with your dad. 736 00:38:11,241 --> 00:38:13,758 Yeah. I don't think that's unusual. Yeah. 737 00:38:13,862 --> 00:38:15,517 OK. 738 00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:17,620 Well, Emma, great strategy. 739 00:38:17,724 --> 00:38:19,517 You justified your appearance straightaway, 740 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:21,137 then barrelled into a really long story 741 00:38:21,241 --> 00:38:22,655 your sister didn't want to hear. 742 00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:24,965 I pulled out the Wikipedia page for 'Frankenstein' 743 00:38:25,068 --> 00:38:26,620 and just read from top to bottom. 744 00:38:26,724 --> 00:38:29,862 You just kept reading the whole thing, just kept barrelling through. 745 00:38:29,965 --> 00:38:32,482 I feel like you've got the kooky-confident sister vibes 746 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:34,275 from the way she was putting up with you. 747 00:38:34,379 --> 00:38:35,655 That's... 748 00:38:35,758 --> 00:38:38,413 I don't think it's the weirdest phone call we've ever had. 749 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:41,620 Well, I feel like we need to know how long those phone calls went for. 750 00:38:41,724 --> 00:38:44,655 The longest call Tommy's ever had with his dad - 751 00:38:44,758 --> 00:38:46,827 5 minutes and 57 seconds. 752 00:38:50,172 --> 00:38:51,931 Emma's witty feat, on the other hand, 753 00:38:52,034 --> 00:38:53,586 went for 13 minutes and 26 seconds. 754 00:38:56,206 --> 00:39:00,379 Alright. Who's our next cold-covered-in-make-up-caller? 755 00:39:00,482 --> 00:39:02,620 Calling their son and their friend respectively - 756 00:39:02,724 --> 00:39:04,482 and hopefully also respectfully - 757 00:39:04,586 --> 00:39:06,206 it's Lisa and Waka. 758 00:39:07,275 --> 00:39:09,965 I didn't worry about the bottom half, 'cause I kind of figure 759 00:39:10,068 --> 00:39:12,620 that it's kind of... they're not gonna see the bottom half. 760 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,517 Two questions. OK. 761 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:20,620 Is it... be dangerous to put glue to my body, skin? 762 00:39:21,655 --> 00:39:23,931 What's happening on your neck? 763 00:39:24,034 --> 00:39:26,206 That's... Frankenstein had had the neck cut off. 764 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:28,206 I've had to put it back on. OK. 765 00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:31,000 I'm gonna call my son. Not my mum. Not my mum. 766 00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:33,068 My mum. Scary. 767 00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:35,482 Harry, John. My comedian friends. 768 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,689 Hi, mate. How are you? Are you good? 769 00:39:41,793 --> 00:39:45,275 Hey, I was just ringing to see - is the shower still leaking? 770 00:39:45,379 --> 00:39:47,000 Hello, Harry. 771 00:39:47,103 --> 00:39:49,413 Waka! How are you going? 772 00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:52,482 How's your gig, the Melbourne China Town things? 773 00:39:52,586 --> 00:39:54,586 You had a hair... I had to have a haircut. 774 00:39:54,689 --> 00:39:56,655 Yeah, I just... 775 00:39:56,758 --> 00:39:58,517 Oh! 776 00:39:59,793 --> 00:40:01,586 Why do you look like that? 777 00:40:01,689 --> 00:40:03,517 How many people there? 778 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:05,206 Well, why... why do you look like that? 779 00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:15,448 It wasn't very long, was it? 780 00:40:15,551 --> 00:40:17,241 I didn't say anything! 781 00:40:17,344 --> 00:40:19,413 He said, "Why do you look like that?" 782 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:21,482 Of course! 783 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:25,172 If he didn't say anything, he's the idiot. 784 00:40:26,413 --> 00:40:29,310 Ah, yeah. 785 00:40:31,206 --> 00:40:34,551 Waka, who did you ring up? Harry Jun, my comedian friend. 786 00:40:34,655 --> 00:40:36,793 Oh, he's a comedian? Yep. He's very funny. 787 00:40:36,896 --> 00:40:39,344 OK. Were you just wanting to show off that you're on Taskmaster? 788 00:40:39,448 --> 00:40:41,724 No, he's nice guy and... 789 00:40:41,827 --> 00:40:45,827 bit sad with result but I'm happy Harry's a normal guy. 790 00:40:46,827 --> 00:40:48,793 Oh, so you... 791 00:40:48,896 --> 00:40:50,965 ...you were relieved that your friend was normal. 792 00:40:51,068 --> 00:40:54,862 Yeah. If he didn't ask me, that's his problem. 793 00:40:54,965 --> 00:40:58,241 So, Lisa, you tried to engage your teenage son 794 00:40:58,344 --> 00:41:00,482 with a chat about a leaky shower head. 795 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,620 Yeah, I thought Oliver would have played ball 796 00:41:02,724 --> 00:41:04,551 a little better than he did 797 00:41:04,655 --> 00:41:06,689 but then, I think I may have overdone it with the hair. 798 00:41:06,793 --> 00:41:08,758 If I'd just done the face, he might have just thought, 799 00:41:08,862 --> 00:41:11,310 "Oh, Mum's got a face mask on," and he might have kept going. 800 00:41:11,413 --> 00:41:13,517 I know now it's about getting the balance right, 801 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,172 'cause I don't look great in the morning 802 00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:16,586 and I think that's probably... 803 00:41:16,689 --> 00:41:19,275 he kind of is used to seeing a certain decay. 804 00:41:19,379 --> 00:41:21,896 Alright. I think we need to look at the times. 805 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,275 Waka's phone call with his very normal friend 806 00:41:24,379 --> 00:41:26,310 lasted 14 seconds. 807 00:41:28,379 --> 00:41:30,310 Yep. But he's normal. 808 00:41:30,413 --> 00:41:33,862 Lisa's phone call with her very normal son lasted 13 seconds. 809 00:41:33,965 --> 00:41:36,241 Oh, less! Oh! 810 00:41:36,344 --> 00:41:38,310 Alright. 811 00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:41,103 Sit back and keep your eyes glued to these advertisements. 812 00:41:41,206 --> 00:41:43,965 Unless you're Tommy's dad - then get up close and put your ear to them. 813 00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:45,862 Back soon. 814 00:41:59,068 --> 00:42:00,275 Hello! 815 00:42:00,379 --> 00:42:01,931 Welcome back to a collection 816 00:42:02,034 --> 00:42:04,482 of carefully arranged pixels and sound waves, 817 00:42:04,586 --> 00:42:06,137 otherwise known as Taskmaster. 818 00:42:06,241 --> 00:42:07,758 What's happening? 819 00:42:07,862 --> 00:42:09,793 Our contestants are dressing as Frankenstein 820 00:42:09,896 --> 00:42:13,379 and trying to have the longest video call they can before someone mentions their appearance. 821 00:42:13,482 --> 00:42:15,862 Next up - he loves an energy drink but can he become a monster? 822 00:42:15,965 --> 00:42:18,000 It's Dave Hughes. 823 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:19,931 Have you read the book 'Frankenstein'? 824 00:42:20,034 --> 00:42:22,344 I would have, yeah. Absolutely, I would have but years ago. 825 00:42:22,448 --> 00:42:25,206 But I know Frankenstein is a monster 826 00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:26,827 created by... 827 00:42:28,482 --> 00:42:30,241 ...Dr Frankenstein. 828 00:42:30,344 --> 00:42:33,172 Oh, dress as Frankenstein. 829 00:42:33,275 --> 00:42:35,517 Frankenstein is not the monster! 830 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:38,103 Frankenstein's the doctor. 831 00:42:38,206 --> 00:42:39,793 I've already cracked the code here. 832 00:42:39,896 --> 00:42:43,206 "Best-dressed Frankenstein wins." 833 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:45,068 So I've gotta dress like a doctor. 834 00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:50,068 Right. 835 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:54,137 Who you gonna call? What about Andy Lee? 836 00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:56,793 I'm just gonna talk about stuff, yeah? 837 00:42:58,862 --> 00:43:00,965 Hey, buddy. How you going? 838 00:43:01,068 --> 00:43:02,482 Where are you? 839 00:43:02,586 --> 00:43:05,000 Where am I? I'm just, uh... just cruisin'. 840 00:43:05,103 --> 00:43:07,413 Where are you, man? What are you doing? You're... 841 00:43:07,517 --> 00:43:09,137 I'm at Grill'd, about to have a burger. 842 00:43:09,241 --> 00:43:11,551 You're gonna have a burger at Grill'd. That's cool, man. 843 00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:13,724 What sort of burger are you gonna have? 844 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,344 What's going on? 845 00:43:16,448 --> 00:43:17,965 Yeah, you're going... 846 00:43:18,068 --> 00:43:21,482 Well, the Blues are having a good year, aren't they, mate? So, yep. 847 00:43:21,586 --> 00:43:23,000 Are you...? 848 00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:25,000 are you appearing on air in a shit hat? 849 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,241 I'm pretty good. 850 00:43:33,551 --> 00:43:36,862 Well, I had many predictions about you before this show, Hughesy, 851 00:43:36,965 --> 00:43:40,068 and one of them was not you being across classical literature. 852 00:43:40,172 --> 00:43:44,000 I'm more well read than I look like I am, so, um, yeah. 853 00:43:44,103 --> 00:43:46,586 And that was... I'm so, "You dickheads!" 854 00:43:49,758 --> 00:43:52,448 I was so impressed. I found out then. 855 00:43:54,655 --> 00:43:56,965 Can I point out that even Emma didn't realise 856 00:43:57,068 --> 00:43:59,344 that 'Frankenstein' described the doctor 857 00:43:59,448 --> 00:44:01,620 and she read the entire Wikipedia page. 858 00:44:07,827 --> 00:44:11,310 Just to be clear, so whoever was the best Frankenstein just gets 5 points. 859 00:44:11,413 --> 00:44:13,551 We don't judge them by the length of the phone call. 860 00:44:13,655 --> 00:44:15,275 That's right. That means Hughesy's on 5. 861 00:44:15,379 --> 00:44:16,827 Yes. 862 00:44:16,931 --> 00:44:18,206 And then 1 point goes to Lisa, 863 00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:19,793 'cause she had the shortest phone call, 864 00:44:19,896 --> 00:44:22,379 then we have Waka with 2 points, Tommy with 3, Emma with 4 865 00:44:22,482 --> 00:44:24,517 but Dave Hughes wins the task with 5 points. 866 00:44:26,689 --> 00:44:28,793 Alright, you little Frankensteins, 867 00:44:28,896 --> 00:44:31,896 up on the stage for the last task of the show. 868 00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:38,827 Alright. Who's doing the honours this time, squirt? 869 00:44:38,931 --> 00:44:41,172 Dave Hughes will read the task. 870 00:44:41,275 --> 00:44:45,931 "Choose an item to place in the vessel to raise the water level. 871 00:44:46,034 --> 00:44:47,862 "Once an item has been touched, 872 00:44:47,965 --> 00:44:49,793 "it must go in the jar. 873 00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,448 "If you cause the jar to overflow, 874 00:44:52,551 --> 00:44:54,103 you are eliminated. 875 00:44:54,206 --> 00:44:57,655 Last person standing wins. 876 00:44:57,758 --> 00:44:59,655 Lisa, please select an item. 877 00:44:59,758 --> 00:45:03,551 I'm gonna start off really, really conservatively. 878 00:45:03,655 --> 00:45:05,965 You know, just to kind of get us going. 879 00:45:06,068 --> 00:45:07,724 Waka. 880 00:45:07,827 --> 00:45:10,000 Nice. Oh, OK. 881 00:45:10,103 --> 00:45:12,103 I'm gonna put star-fishy back home. 882 00:45:13,896 --> 00:45:15,413 I'm gonna write my own story. 883 00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:16,965 Are you the doctor or the monster? 884 00:45:18,793 --> 00:45:20,310 I'm going with Tommy Little. 885 00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:27,379 Whoa. 886 00:45:29,068 --> 00:45:30,724 That's it. 887 00:45:32,827 --> 00:45:34,517 Dave, did you just touch an item? 888 00:45:36,586 --> 00:45:39,206 You have to put that item in when it's your turn. 889 00:45:42,344 --> 00:45:44,655 Dave, you must select the poker chips. 890 00:45:44,758 --> 00:45:46,758 I was hoping one would drop off. 891 00:45:48,344 --> 00:45:49,793 It's touching liquid. 892 00:45:49,896 --> 00:45:51,758 Oh! 893 00:45:52,862 --> 00:45:55,379 Here we go. Oh, look at that! 894 00:45:56,931 --> 00:45:59,000 What's he doing? 895 00:46:00,068 --> 00:46:02,551 Some of it's touching liquid! No way. 896 00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:06,551 It's touching liquid. 897 00:46:06,655 --> 00:46:09,103 I don't know what I'm doing. Just gonna try this. 898 00:46:13,172 --> 00:46:15,206 There was overflow. See you later, guys. 899 00:46:19,931 --> 00:46:21,310 Ooh. That was not a ping-pong ball. 900 00:46:21,413 --> 00:46:23,586 That is a ping-pong ball filled with concrete. 901 00:46:26,310 --> 00:46:28,517 I don't see any overflow. Oh-ho-ho! 902 00:46:32,827 --> 00:46:34,862 It's in. 903 00:46:39,448 --> 00:46:40,965 It's in. 904 00:46:43,413 --> 00:46:44,689 It's in. 905 00:46:45,758 --> 00:46:47,310 It's in. 906 00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:50,586 Oh! It is a weighted ducky. 907 00:46:52,655 --> 00:46:54,379 Oh! 908 00:46:56,068 --> 00:46:58,551 There's overflow. Dave Hughes has been eliminated. 909 00:46:58,655 --> 00:47:01,862 OK. Tommy, please select an item. 910 00:47:01,965 --> 00:47:03,655 Little dog. 911 00:47:03,758 --> 00:47:05,000 It's in. 912 00:47:07,103 --> 00:47:09,310 Oh... 913 00:47:09,413 --> 00:47:11,344 Put it in! 2 seconds! 914 00:47:13,862 --> 00:47:15,586 It's in. Oh! 915 00:47:20,344 --> 00:47:22,655 There's overflow. That's dripping. 916 00:47:25,586 --> 00:47:26,689 Waka is eliminated. 917 00:47:26,793 --> 00:47:28,034 Alright. 918 00:47:28,137 --> 00:47:29,827 That jar is certainly more than half full 919 00:47:29,931 --> 00:47:31,551 but I'm optimistic we will find a winner. 920 00:47:31,655 --> 00:47:33,275 See you after the break. 921 00:47:45,758 --> 00:47:47,586 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 922 00:47:47,689 --> 00:47:50,172 We've had blokes, jokes and things that don't float 923 00:47:50,275 --> 00:47:51,965 but we're not done yet. 924 00:47:52,068 --> 00:47:54,379 That's right. We're in the middle of a live task. 925 00:47:54,482 --> 00:47:55,862 We're down to the final two. 926 00:47:55,965 --> 00:47:58,482 The person who overflows this receptacle will be eliminated. 927 00:47:58,586 --> 00:48:00,172 Please select an item. 928 00:48:04,517 --> 00:48:06,620 It's in. 929 00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:09,862 Oh, no. It's real cheese! 930 00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:16,103 Oh! 931 00:48:16,206 --> 00:48:18,793 Emma Holland is the winner! 932 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,620 Well done. Well done. 933 00:48:21,724 --> 00:48:25,379 Alright. Mop up the stage so we can mop up the scores and find a winner. 934 00:48:29,724 --> 00:48:32,137 Alright. How do we hand out the scores there? 935 00:48:32,241 --> 00:48:34,862 Well, Lisa gets 1 point, Dave on 2, Waka 3, 936 00:48:34,965 --> 00:48:36,448 Tommy gets 4 points 937 00:48:36,551 --> 00:48:38,241 but Emma wins the task with 5 points. 938 00:48:38,344 --> 00:48:40,310 OK. 939 00:48:40,413 --> 00:48:42,413 Before we get our episode winner, 940 00:48:42,517 --> 00:48:45,379 how's the series looking after three episodes? 941 00:48:45,482 --> 00:48:48,517 Well, Lisa, Tommy, Waka and Dave are all bumping shoulders in the pack 942 00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:51,103 but a length ahead is Emma, on 54 points. 943 00:48:55,827 --> 00:48:57,413 So, who's the episode winner? 944 00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,413 Lisa's in last place with 8 points. 945 00:48:59,517 --> 00:49:01,620 Then we've got Waka with 14, Dave with 15, 946 00:49:01,724 --> 00:49:05,068 Tommy with 17 but winning a second episode is Emma, with 21 points. 947 00:49:05,172 --> 00:49:07,931 Alright. Congratulations, Emma. 948 00:49:08,034 --> 00:49:11,000 Go up on stage and claim your swanky crap. 949 00:49:12,758 --> 00:49:14,448 So, what have we learnt? 950 00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:17,724 Well, Hughesy taught everyone that Frankenstein is the doctor, 951 00:49:17,827 --> 00:49:20,103 because, incredibly, he's read the book. 952 00:49:20,206 --> 00:49:22,896 But more importantly, he's learning right now 953 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,172 that, in Murder On The Orient Express style, 954 00:49:25,275 --> 00:49:27,758 it was all of us who crapped in his dunny. 955 00:49:30,827 --> 00:49:32,517 Once more, well done, Emma, 956 00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:35,000 and well done to all of us for another cracker of an episode. 957 00:49:35,103 --> 00:49:37,137 Nighty-night! 958 00:49:49,793 --> 00:49:51,931 Captions by Red Bee Media Australia 959 00:49:54,206 --> 00:49:56,586 No-one ever thinks about what it's like to be a Taskmaster 960 00:49:56,689 --> 00:49:58,517 when you have to deal with all this shit. 961 00:50:02,310 --> 00:50:03,758 Don't talk to me. 962 00:50:03,862 --> 00:50:05,827 Oh, my god! 963 00:50:05,931 --> 00:50:08,724 Just gotta be honest - I don't know what the f---'s going on.