1 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:04,021 That's a shocking start. 2 00:00:04,917 --> 00:00:05,917 Tom! 3 00:00:08,331 --> 00:00:09,538 Whoo! 4 00:00:13,021 --> 00:00:14,055 Yep. That's it. 5 00:00:14,158 --> 00:00:15,124 Where's Tom!? 6 00:00:17,986 --> 00:00:18,986 Ah! 7 00:00:21,503 --> 00:00:23,262 Agh! 8 00:00:23,365 --> 00:00:24,365 No! 9 00:00:24,469 --> 00:00:25,469 I hate you. 10 00:00:27,952 --> 00:00:29,469 Let me out of here! 11 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:41,055 Hello, and welcome to Taskmaster. 12 00:00:41,158 --> 00:00:43,986 I am Tom Gleeson, and I would like to start this episode 13 00:00:44,089 --> 00:00:46,745 with an earnest dialogue to all the people out there 14 00:00:46,848 --> 00:00:48,848 that this show means so much to. 15 00:00:48,952 --> 00:00:51,848 You know, and I know it can help you get through the tough times in life. 16 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,055 And I'd like to say from the bottom of my heart, 17 00:00:54,158 --> 00:00:57,641 I'm only in it for the money. Stop contacting me. 18 00:00:57,745 --> 00:00:59,779 Now, you can contact these guys instead. 19 00:00:59,883 --> 00:01:03,676 Welcome our cast, hughes.david@aussiemail.net... 20 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:08,227 ...eholland11@gmail.com... 21 00:01:08,331 --> 00:01:11,779 ...mccunefan@telstra.com.au... 22 00:01:11,883 --> 00:01:15,572 ...twakasugi@yahoo.jp... 23 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:19,607 ...and the.hectic.1@hotmail.com. 24 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:21,021 Hello. 25 00:01:21,641 --> 00:01:25,193 And next to me, it's the guy who always goes to the hospital 26 00:01:25,296 --> 00:01:28,710 when he gets pins and needles, because he takes no chances. 27 00:01:28,814 --> 00:01:30,021 It's Tom Cashman. 28 00:01:34,365 --> 00:01:37,124 Another show, another show and tell. It's prize task, Tom. 29 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:39,227 That's right. Our first task is a prize task. 30 00:01:39,331 --> 00:01:41,331 Each of our contestants have brought in a prize for tonight. 31 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,089 And the winner of tonight's episode will take home 32 00:01:43,193 --> 00:01:44,331 all five of those prizes. 33 00:01:44,434 --> 00:01:46,158 Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in 34 00:01:46,262 --> 00:01:47,607 what they consider to be: 35 00:01:47,710 --> 00:01:50,848 a mute thing that most looks like it would have a cute voice. 36 00:01:50,952 --> 00:01:53,503 Ooh, OK. Waka, if you please. 37 00:01:53,607 --> 00:01:57,021 Yes, I brought a power point. 38 00:01:58,469 --> 00:01:59,538 Aww. 39 00:02:02,503 --> 00:02:05,400 I wish... I really wish they - speak. - OK. 40 00:02:05,503 --> 00:02:08,779 A cute voice. They say, "Oh. I'm tired. 41 00:02:08,883 --> 00:02:11,469 "Don't use too much energy. 42 00:02:11,572 --> 00:02:13,676 "Global warming." You know? 43 00:02:13,779 --> 00:02:15,158 Have they got different voices, Waka? 44 00:02:15,262 --> 00:02:17,883 Yeah. That one. That one is the lazy one. 45 00:02:17,986 --> 00:02:18,986 Lazy one. 46 00:02:20,055 --> 00:02:22,021 Ohhhh. Again? 47 00:02:23,503 --> 00:02:24,710 This one is quite positive. 48 00:02:24,814 --> 00:02:27,296 Yeah. Hello! Hello again. 49 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,572 That one's a bit, like, surprised. Oh! 50 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,055 I was sleeping. All right. 51 00:02:33,158 --> 00:02:34,917 Tommy, what did you bring in? 52 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:38,089 There is a guy that lives near me that opens his house as a shop. 53 00:02:38,193 --> 00:02:40,814 And I bought this old timey bar man. 54 00:02:42,365 --> 00:02:44,089 And his name is Charlie Weaver, 55 00:02:44,193 --> 00:02:46,538 but I just think he's cute and old timey. 56 00:02:46,641 --> 00:02:49,365 OK, Waka, what would he sound like? 57 00:02:50,607 --> 00:02:51,952 Do you want a drink? 58 00:02:56,124 --> 00:02:57,572 All right. Emma, what did you bring in? 59 00:02:57,676 --> 00:02:59,641 I brought in a drawing that I've done. 60 00:02:59,745 --> 00:03:00,814 Oh. 61 00:03:03,227 --> 00:03:04,641 My God. OK. 62 00:03:04,745 --> 00:03:07,262 I feel like this is a trap. 63 00:03:07,365 --> 00:03:09,676 Why did you draw that? Um... 64 00:03:09,779 --> 00:03:13,434 Well, like, she's... she's quite cute, don't you think? 65 00:03:16,089 --> 00:03:19,055 I'm not sure what the right thing to say is. 66 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:22,158 I specifically asked that they laminated it in case you got 67 00:03:22,262 --> 00:03:24,814 in contact with it. Ohhh! 68 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,124 Is he like that? Yeah. 69 00:03:27,227 --> 00:03:30,365 Oh, I was gonna ask you to house-sit. But I've got three cats. 70 00:03:33,538 --> 00:03:35,917 I'd really like to hear Waka do the voice now. 71 00:03:36,021 --> 00:03:37,124 Yeah. Me too. 72 00:03:37,227 --> 00:03:39,917 Waka, what would the cat sound like? 73 00:03:41,158 --> 00:03:42,538 Do you want a drink? 74 00:03:48,021 --> 00:03:49,469 Uh, Dave, what have you brought in? 75 00:03:49,572 --> 00:03:54,779 Yeah, this is an antique rocking horse that has been passed down 76 00:03:54,883 --> 00:03:58,469 through the generations from my wife's side of the family. So... 77 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,986 Is this... Is this just you getting rid of something old? 78 00:04:01,089 --> 00:04:03,469 Yeah. Yeah. This is not hard rubbish night. 79 00:04:03,572 --> 00:04:05,434 This is a... No. It looks cute, doesn't it? 80 00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:07,538 Wouldn't you love to, you know... 81 00:04:08,676 --> 00:04:10,848 What's that? Hang on. Hang on. 82 00:04:10,952 --> 00:04:14,469 What... What did you think the horse would sound like? 83 00:04:14,572 --> 00:04:15,986 G...giddonme! 84 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:20,124 Well, Waka's the expert. 85 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,158 Do you think that's what the horse would sound like? 86 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,469 No, no. It's cute sound. It should be cute sound. 87 00:04:24,572 --> 00:04:25,572 Come on. What? 88 00:04:25,676 --> 00:04:27,124 Do you wanna ride me? 89 00:04:30,572 --> 00:04:33,572 I've just turned Waka into my toy. 90 00:04:33,676 --> 00:04:36,676 OK, Lisa, what mute thing did you think would sound cute? 91 00:04:36,779 --> 00:04:40,055 I kind of went with the first thing that popped into my mind when I read 92 00:04:40,158 --> 00:04:42,296 the question, and it was Tom Cashman. 93 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,400 Oh. 94 00:04:45,055 --> 00:04:46,779 I... Could you do the voice? 95 00:04:46,883 --> 00:04:48,158 No, no, no. He can do the voice. 96 00:04:48,262 --> 00:04:49,331 Can you do it again? 97 00:04:49,434 --> 00:04:51,262 Would you like a few cocktails? 98 00:04:52,641 --> 00:04:55,227 OK. All right. Well, I guess I should hand out some scores. 99 00:04:55,331 --> 00:04:56,434 I think you should. 100 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:58,503 I hate to say it, but it's supposed to be a mute thing, 101 00:04:58,607 --> 00:04:59,572 and you're not mute. Nope. 102 00:04:59,676 --> 00:05:02,021 So, Lisa, one point. 103 00:05:02,124 --> 00:05:03,814 I just didn't like the look of the rocking horse. 104 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,469 It looked a bit mangy, I think, Hughesy. 105 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,331 So I'm giving it two points. 106 00:05:07,434 --> 00:05:09,607 Tommy, three points for the bartender figurine. 107 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,572 OK.You were helped over the line a bit 108 00:05:11,676 --> 00:05:13,365 by Waka's voice work. Absolutely. 109 00:05:13,469 --> 00:05:16,021 Um, I'm gonna give four points to Emma's disturbing picture 110 00:05:16,124 --> 00:05:18,710 that she drew. So you admit it's cute? 111 00:05:18,814 --> 00:05:21,469 Uh, no. I'm more trying to appeal to the kind of person 112 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,538 that watches this show, so... 113 00:05:23,641 --> 00:05:27,089 I'm trying to appeal to nerds. 114 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:32,055 I think it looked a bit up, to be honest. 115 00:05:32,158 --> 00:05:33,193 And then that means... 116 00:05:33,296 --> 00:05:36,469 I mean, we can't go past Waka. Five points! 117 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:43,400 OK, let's keep going into a task. 118 00:05:43,503 --> 00:05:45,745 Bluey. Dora the Explorer. Postman Pat. 119 00:05:45,848 --> 00:05:49,779 All business rivals. Our contestants wish to see them all burn. 120 00:06:00,745 --> 00:06:04,193 Come in. 121 00:06:04,296 --> 00:06:05,572 Hi, Tom-Tom. 122 00:06:05,676 --> 00:06:06,848 Good to see you. 123 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:08,986 Could I ask you to please take a handful of letters? 124 00:06:09,089 --> 00:06:11,193 Big handful or little handful? 125 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:18,814 Could you put the bookmark into the dictionary, please? 126 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:20,331 What now? 127 00:06:20,434 --> 00:06:21,676 You may open the task. 128 00:06:21,779 --> 00:06:23,089 Where is the task? 129 00:06:23,193 --> 00:06:25,055 Is it in my pocket? 130 00:06:25,158 --> 00:06:26,883 Is it in here? It's jam? 131 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:29,193 Should I eat this dictionary with jam? 132 00:06:29,296 --> 00:06:31,469 I won't, but it's a task - I will. 133 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:38,434 Oh, that is... I could get used to that. 134 00:06:38,538 --> 00:06:39,986 Yum! 135 00:06:40,089 --> 00:06:42,952 "Create and debut a children's character. 136 00:06:43,055 --> 00:06:45,745 "Your character's first name must be spelt 137 00:06:45,848 --> 00:06:47,262 "from your handful of letters. 138 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,848 "And its second name must be a word 139 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:53,676 "on the dictionary page your bookmark landed on. 140 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:56,365 "Most marketable children's character wins. 141 00:06:56,469 --> 00:06:58,710 "You have 45 minutes. 142 00:06:58,814 --> 00:07:01,400 "Your time starts now!" 143 00:07:01,676 --> 00:07:03,227 All right, let's do it. 144 00:07:03,331 --> 00:07:04,952 Sorry. 145 00:07:05,055 --> 00:07:06,193 All right, here we go. 146 00:07:06,296 --> 00:07:08,400 Ra... Ra... Re... 147 00:07:08,503 --> 00:07:10,331 Ree... Ree... Ren... 148 00:07:10,434 --> 00:07:11,745 I got 'Tidi'. 149 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,089 Oh. My 'nipple'. 150 00:07:13,193 --> 00:07:15,400 I've got both 'weird' and 'wet' to work with. 151 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:16,572 Ralph. 152 00:07:16,676 --> 00:07:17,676 Raymond. 153 00:07:17,779 --> 00:07:18,779 Rihanna? 154 00:07:18,883 --> 00:07:19,917 Tidi Afoot? 155 00:07:20,021 --> 00:07:23,710 It's either reliever, relaxer, rejigger. 156 00:07:23,952 --> 00:07:25,262 Actually, the name doesn't matter. 157 00:07:25,365 --> 00:07:26,883 The character is more important. 158 00:07:26,986 --> 00:07:31,262 You want to make your character an animal because that's inclusive. 159 00:07:31,365 --> 00:07:33,814 I think I might actually make it an underwater character. 160 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:35,607 Could be Gary Wet, who likes to have a bet, 161 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:39,365 and he's an anti-gambling character for kids. 162 00:07:39,469 --> 00:07:41,538 And so he's had a negative experience with gambling 163 00:07:41,641 --> 00:07:43,503 in the past? Lost everything. 164 00:07:43,607 --> 00:07:45,400 Tidi Afoot answers all the questions, 165 00:07:45,503 --> 00:07:47,400 like "why is the sky blue?" 166 00:07:47,503 --> 00:07:50,158 And "why does mum live in a different house?" 167 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,434 I found a few things in the dress-up box. 168 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:53,710 That's a hat for you. 169 00:07:53,814 --> 00:07:56,158 Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Just ideas. 170 00:07:56,262 --> 00:07:59,986 He's constantly got a longneck, is his first thing. 171 00:08:00,089 --> 00:08:01,607 Should I give him huge titties? 172 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:03,469 "Most marketable children's character wins." 173 00:08:03,572 --> 00:08:05,296 But it doesn't say marketable to children. 174 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,848 So I'm going for dads. 175 00:08:06,952 --> 00:08:09,607 Sorry. It's all right. I'm still thinking about my character. 176 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:11,193 Is this too much? 177 00:08:11,296 --> 00:08:14,779 Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. So many ideas. 178 00:08:14,883 --> 00:08:18,779 Could you please get dressed like a child? 179 00:08:23,021 --> 00:08:25,434 So, just to be clear, they just had to create a children's character. 180 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:26,883 And what am I looking for in particular? 181 00:08:26,986 --> 00:08:28,538 Most marketable children's character wins. 182 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,607 Most marketable children's character. OK. 183 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:33,089 Well, let's find out which of these children's characters 184 00:08:33,193 --> 00:08:35,089 are going to have the cut-through? 185 00:08:35,193 --> 00:08:37,952 Debuting Tidi Afoot, it's Emma Holland. 186 00:08:38,055 --> 00:08:40,400 Welcome one, welcome all. 187 00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:43,331 It's Tidi Afoot! 188 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:26,607 Hi, Tom. I've got a question. 189 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:27,986 Yeah? What's your question? 190 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,538 Is Tidi Afoot single? 191 00:09:29,641 --> 00:09:30,779 Hmm. 192 00:09:30,883 --> 00:09:32,848 Guess I'll never tell. 193 00:09:32,952 --> 00:09:34,021 Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! 194 00:09:34,124 --> 00:09:35,641 I'm Tidi Afoot. 195 00:09:43,434 --> 00:09:46,572 I didn't know that prize task and that task 196 00:09:46,676 --> 00:09:48,745 would be in the same episode. 197 00:09:48,848 --> 00:09:51,158 They come from the same brain, so who cares? 198 00:09:51,262 --> 00:09:53,848 Does it really matter how far apart they're placed? 199 00:09:53,952 --> 00:09:57,055 Yeah. Sometimes it's better if they're pushed togeth... Sorry. 200 00:10:02,641 --> 00:10:05,641 Have you been on a comedy writing camp with Tommy Little? 201 00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:07,434 I'm sorry. 202 00:10:07,538 --> 00:10:09,883 So how would you market this to children? 203 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:11,503 I don't feel like it would appeal to children. 204 00:10:11,607 --> 00:10:12,917 It didn't say "market it to children". 205 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:14,710 It's a children's character, but it had to be marketable, 206 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,710 so I've marketed it to dads. 207 00:10:16,814 --> 00:10:18,538 Dads are watching that. I'm telling you right now. 208 00:10:18,641 --> 00:10:20,434 - No, I know. - Mate, I've already booked tickets. 209 00:10:20,538 --> 00:10:21,538 I can't wait. 210 00:10:22,814 --> 00:10:24,158 Yeah, I get it. But I'm just saying, 211 00:10:24,262 --> 00:10:26,296 I'm not sure that a children's network will pick this up. 212 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,089 You wouldn't be able to put it anywhere. 213 00:10:28,193 --> 00:10:30,055 - Well, why not? Why not? - It's not a children's character. 214 00:10:30,158 --> 00:10:31,641 Can't you just put it on the internet 215 00:10:31,745 --> 00:10:33,158 and let the children find it? 216 00:10:33,262 --> 00:10:37,124 Thank you, Hughesy. 217 00:10:37,227 --> 00:10:40,434 Hughesy just really wants Tidi Afoot on the internet. 218 00:10:40,538 --> 00:10:42,469 OK. Just worried it wasn't very inclusive. 219 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:45,779 It's just very heteronormative, you know? 220 00:10:45,883 --> 00:10:47,848 You said it appeals to dads. What about gay dads? 221 00:10:47,952 --> 00:10:50,296 Gay people can love titties, too. 222 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,779 OK, stay tuned for some more Tidi. 223 00:10:54,883 --> 00:10:57,021 We'll be back after the break. 224 00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:10,434 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 225 00:11:10,538 --> 00:11:13,572 Your mature patience is much appreciated through the break. 226 00:11:13,676 --> 00:11:16,814 But don't worry, we're resuming the infantile challenges now. 227 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,676 Yes, it's a task for the immature ones. 228 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,262 Our competitors are all vying to create 229 00:11:20,365 --> 00:11:21,917 the most marketable children's character. 230 00:11:22,021 --> 00:11:24,469 Debuting Gary Wet, it's Tommy Little. 231 00:11:24,572 --> 00:11:26,434 'Ello. My name's Gary Wet. 232 00:11:26,538 --> 00:11:28,158 What do you wanna be when you grow up, Gary? 233 00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:30,331 I can be anyfing I wanna be. 234 00:11:32,503 --> 00:11:37,296 Well, my future looked bright, but there was a race track in sight, 235 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,089 and so I decided to have a little punt, 236 00:11:40,193 --> 00:11:41,952 and I bet on all the dogs, 237 00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:43,814 and now me life's a slog. 238 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:47,434 I've lost so much. I thought I could munt! 239 00:11:47,538 --> 00:11:51,124 I've even bet on trots, and now me life's hit rock botts. 240 00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:54,710 And everyone says, "Gary Wet, you dumb c---." 241 00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:57,089 A message from Gambling Australia. 242 00:11:57,193 --> 00:11:58,538 Gamble responsibly. 243 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,089 Tommy Little's doing accents again. 244 00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:11,848 Was that a wise move? 245 00:12:11,952 --> 00:12:13,365 Wasn't a bad one. 246 00:12:14,607 --> 00:12:16,779 I actually think you're on to something here, because I think 247 00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:18,710 that in terms of marketability... Yeah. 248 00:12:18,814 --> 00:12:20,676 I'm just saying it was very misguided. 249 00:12:20,779 --> 00:12:22,089 He said the C word! 250 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,676 Yeah, I know, but it was, like, poorly thought out, 251 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,331 and there was a lot of colour brown there. 252 00:12:27,434 --> 00:12:29,710 I just feel like a government agency would pick this up straight away. 253 00:12:29,814 --> 00:12:32,089 - Absolutely. - They'd be throwing money at you. 254 00:12:32,193 --> 00:12:34,745 I agree. I feel insane. 255 00:12:34,848 --> 00:12:37,089 Well, you were a bit pissed off before, and I was just wanting 256 00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:39,814 to see just how much further I could push that. 257 00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:43,089 And it turns out it didn't require much effort at all. 258 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:44,331 All right, the children 259 00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:46,641 and horny dads are crying out for more, Lesser Tom. 260 00:12:46,745 --> 00:12:50,538 We're getting aquatic. Debuting Rian the Rejigger and Matt Manta Ray, 261 00:12:50,641 --> 00:12:52,021 it's Dave and Lisa. 262 00:12:52,124 --> 00:12:57,331 Rian the Rainbow Trout Rejigger here. 263 00:12:57,434 --> 00:13:00,917 I am a fish, and I would prefer 264 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:04,434 to hang out of the water to catch my fellow fish. 265 00:13:04,538 --> 00:13:08,193 Matt Manta Ray was a very beautiful coloured manta ray, 266 00:13:08,296 --> 00:13:10,538 but he didn't have any friends, because he was different. 267 00:13:10,641 --> 00:13:13,986 And then one day, after a shark attack 268 00:13:14,089 --> 00:13:17,227 and all of these poor little manta rays 269 00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:19,952 were left without their parents... 270 00:13:20,055 --> 00:13:23,193 "They were yummy manta rays that we just ate." 271 00:13:23,296 --> 00:13:25,158 Hello, Rian! 272 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,572 What are you up to today? 273 00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:29,227 You rejigging rascal. 274 00:13:29,331 --> 00:13:30,952 I'm fishing. 275 00:13:31,055 --> 00:13:33,469 I don't know why our voices sound the same. 276 00:13:33,572 --> 00:13:35,262 I don't know either. 277 00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:38,124 Maybe you have a limited range. 278 00:13:38,227 --> 00:13:39,296 Farewell. 279 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,365 Piss off. 280 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:45,607 And then he took a very deep dive and went to the depths of the ocean, 281 00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:48,469 but the sharks pursued him fast. 282 00:13:48,572 --> 00:13:49,676 Oh, no! 283 00:13:49,779 --> 00:13:51,883 There's a shark coming my way! 284 00:13:53,814 --> 00:13:56,193 And the shark takes his leg! 285 00:13:57,848 --> 00:14:00,262 And then, just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, 286 00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:04,952 all of a sudden there is the giant crayfish. 287 00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:08,331 I'm gonna save you, Sammy the Seagull! 288 00:14:08,434 --> 00:14:11,503 Steven! Aghh! 289 00:14:11,607 --> 00:14:13,021 Thank you, Rian. 290 00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:16,296 That was the best rejigging anyone's ever done. 291 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:21,883 And the giant crayfish welcomed them into the safety of his claws. 292 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,745 And the moral of the story is? 293 00:14:23,848 --> 00:14:26,434 Always have a friend bigger than you. 294 00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:35,469 So, Lisa, I have to say, flawless voice-over work. 295 00:14:35,572 --> 00:14:37,089 I mean, it was Play School worthy, really. 296 00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:38,434 Thank you. Thank you. It was perfect. 297 00:14:38,538 --> 00:14:41,296 But do you always dress up for your voice-over work? 298 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,745 Because at the end of it, we saw that you were dressed like Nemo. 299 00:14:43,848 --> 00:14:45,538 But I don't think you actually had to do that. 300 00:14:45,641 --> 00:14:47,572 That was actually because it's really important sometimes 301 00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:49,538 to dress to get you into the voice. 302 00:14:49,641 --> 00:14:50,883 OK. I think it helps. 303 00:14:50,986 --> 00:14:53,434 And why did I have to dress like a crab? 304 00:14:53,538 --> 00:14:57,607 Because you were inspiring me also, and it makes you feel part of it. 305 00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,814 I've kind of felt like, you know, it made... it made... made... 306 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,469 It just made the whole thing feel much better. 307 00:15:03,572 --> 00:15:07,538 OK, so the moral was to always have a friend bigger than you. 308 00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:10,296 I actually think that's a good idea for all the kids. 309 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,848 I always said that to my kids. 310 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,814 Either throw the first punch or, you know, have a bigger friend. 311 00:15:16,572 --> 00:15:17,917 You know. 312 00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:20,296 All right, now, Hughesy... 313 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,538 Yes. That, like... 314 00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:24,089 I was trying to make sense of yours. It was a bit... 315 00:15:24,193 --> 00:15:25,296 It was a bit out there. 316 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,572 Yeah, I did it 317 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,400 and I still needed subtitles, to be honest, so... 318 00:15:29,503 --> 00:15:31,814 Yeah. So you were... Your character was a fish... 319 00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,538 Yes. ...that goes fishing? 320 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,641 Yeah. Um... 321 00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:38,400 Is this... My understanding of the plot 322 00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:40,779 is that a smaller fish went fishing, got a bigger fish, 323 00:15:40,883 --> 00:15:42,124 and then the shark was the villain, 324 00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:44,227 and then together, the bird and the fish got rid of... 325 00:15:44,331 --> 00:15:45,641 You could argue the moral was 326 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,262 "Always have a friend bigger than you." 327 00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:49,986 Ahhh! Wow. 328 00:15:50,089 --> 00:15:51,055 Thank you. 329 00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:54,883 OK, well, I'm glad you cleared that up for us, that story, 330 00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:56,400 because it was very confusing to watch. 331 00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:58,055 And I was thinking... I was worried that, you know, 332 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,227 all those children's books that you wrote with your wife, Hughesy. 333 00:16:00,331 --> 00:16:02,193 Yeah, still available. Yeah, I suspect... 334 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,745 I suspect she did all the writing. 335 00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:09,503 She did. And we're up for another one, so she needs to get to work. 336 00:16:10,607 --> 00:16:13,676 I wasn't expecting you to admit that straight away. 337 00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:18,469 OK, let's hope I see some dollar signs in this last one. 338 00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:21,607 Debuting Treebite Dogmn and Tricky Medis, 339 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:24,021 it's Takashi Wakasugi. 340 00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:25,917 Animal kingdom. 341 00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:28,089 Everyone friends. 342 00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:30,365 Another peaceful day. 343 00:16:30,469 --> 00:16:34,745 Then one bad enemy came to the kingdom. 344 00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:36,365 Hey, animals! 345 00:16:36,469 --> 00:16:39,779 His name is Treebite Dogmn. 346 00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:41,193 I hate you! 347 00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:42,262 Oh, my God! 348 00:16:43,676 --> 00:16:45,434 Damn it! 349 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,021 I'm gonna kill them all! Why? 350 00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:52,779 He hurts everyone so badly. Everyone suffering. 351 00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,848 Then... Wait! 352 00:16:54,952 --> 00:16:57,365 ...superhero came to help. 353 00:16:57,469 --> 00:16:59,779 My name is Tricky Medis. 354 00:17:00,469 --> 00:17:01,400 You should die! 355 00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:03,814 He fought so hard. 356 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:06,021 Crazy. Fighting. 357 00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:08,055 You guys OK? No! Help! 358 00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:09,227 And finally... 359 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:14,021 ...he defeat Dogmn. 360 00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:17,883 And another peaceful day come back. 361 00:17:17,986 --> 00:17:20,021 But who is Dogmn? 362 00:17:20,814 --> 00:17:22,089 Oh, my God. 363 00:17:22,193 --> 00:17:23,400 He was an animal. 364 00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:26,124 We all animal. 365 00:17:26,227 --> 00:17:31,089 We should be all friends and study hard. 366 00:17:31,193 --> 00:17:37,262 ♪ Animal, animal Animal friends, everyone! ♪ 367 00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:38,779 See you next week! 368 00:17:43,434 --> 00:17:45,538 I bloody loved it, Waka. Thank you. 369 00:17:45,641 --> 00:17:47,193 That's how it's done. Thank you. 370 00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:49,400 That is exactly what children's TV is like. 371 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,158 There's a hero. There's a - villain. - Yeah. 372 00:17:51,262 --> 00:17:52,227 You watch it. 373 00:17:52,331 --> 00:17:55,262 You've got no idea what the f---'s going on. 374 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,745 But kids just love it. 375 00:17:56,848 --> 00:17:58,365 Yeah. It was perfect. 376 00:17:58,469 --> 00:18:00,986 And the message there, and the message of friendship, 377 00:18:01,089 --> 00:18:03,745 victory, effort... Yeah. Study hard. 378 00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:05,710 Yes, yes. Very important. 379 00:18:05,814 --> 00:18:06,986 I just thought it was fantastic. 380 00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:08,641 All right, so I guess I gotta score these. 381 00:18:08,745 --> 00:18:10,641 I'm gonna give one point to Tommy Little. 382 00:18:10,745 --> 00:18:11,986 OK. Because unfortunately, 383 00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:15,021 it's very hard to market a character that says the C word. 384 00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:16,779 I think two points to Hughesy. OK. 385 00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:18,503 Because it was just a bit hard to understand. 386 00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:22,676 Three points to Emma because I just think it's hard to market 387 00:18:22,779 --> 00:18:24,021 tits to children. 388 00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:26,469 Four points to Lisa. Yep. 389 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,883 Because it was quite a simple story and a great message. 390 00:18:28,986 --> 00:18:31,917 And just because it was so easy to market, so easy to understand. 391 00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:34,021 I just loved it. Five points to Waka! 392 00:18:38,227 --> 00:18:42,262 OK, we need to go to a break while I make our contestants sign away 393 00:18:42,365 --> 00:18:45,365 their character IP to me while under duress. 394 00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:46,641 See you shortly. 395 00:19:00,365 --> 00:19:01,986 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 396 00:19:02,089 --> 00:19:04,917 I just came from backstage, where I run the whole network 397 00:19:05,021 --> 00:19:06,503 as a favour. 398 00:19:06,607 --> 00:19:08,572 Cashman, what's next, you cheeky little bugger? 399 00:19:08,676 --> 00:19:12,021 Another task. This one goes out to Mark Schwarzer. 400 00:19:23,089 --> 00:19:25,193 Hi, Dave. Hello, Tom. 401 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:27,607 Hi, Tom. Good afternoon. 402 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:28,779 It's morning. 403 00:19:28,883 --> 00:19:31,055 Maybe people watching in the afternoon. 404 00:19:31,158 --> 00:19:32,469 I think they'll watch it at night. 405 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,848 Maybe they're recording and watching. 406 00:19:34,952 --> 00:19:36,227 Good afternoon. 407 00:19:36,331 --> 00:19:38,331 Good morning. Good evening. Anything. 408 00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:39,814 I like this. 409 00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:42,021 What about it? I like soccer. 410 00:19:42,124 --> 00:19:43,710 Um... Do you want me to read this? 411 00:19:43,814 --> 00:19:46,089 Yes, please. OK. 412 00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:47,779 Oh, nice day for it. 413 00:19:47,883 --> 00:19:52,952 "Score a goal against goalkeeper Tom from one of the mats." 414 00:19:53,055 --> 00:19:55,331 This is the goal there. Two mats. 415 00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:58,883 "You must shoot from the closer mat whilst blindfolded. 416 00:19:58,986 --> 00:20:02,538 "Or from the further one whilst Tom is blindfolded. 417 00:20:02,641 --> 00:20:06,193 "Once a mat has been selected, you cannot change. 418 00:20:06,296 --> 00:20:08,434 "You cannot move either mat. 419 00:20:08,538 --> 00:20:11,779 "You must say your last name before each shot. 420 00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:13,296 "Best attempt wins. 421 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,400 "You have 20 minutes. 422 00:20:14,503 --> 00:20:16,227 "Your time starts now." 423 00:20:16,331 --> 00:20:17,952 All right, let's do it. 424 00:20:20,331 --> 00:20:22,710 Let's have a hack. Who's putting the boot in first? 425 00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:24,296 One hasn't gotten blown for years. 426 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,779 The other probably is right now. It's Dave and Tommy. 427 00:20:27,883 --> 00:20:30,469 This is so easy for me because, you know, 428 00:20:30,572 --> 00:20:33,331 I just want to kick the ball at you as hard as I can. 429 00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:35,089 OK. So why wouldn't I just go 430 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,814 the closer mat and blindfold myself? 431 00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:39,848 I think I'm gonna blindfold you, man. 432 00:20:39,952 --> 00:20:41,158 I'm gonna stay where I am. 433 00:20:41,262 --> 00:20:42,848 Did you ever play soccer? Nuh. 434 00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:44,986 I have you pegged as a field hockey guy. 435 00:20:45,089 --> 00:20:47,158 I did play some field hockey in high school. 436 00:20:47,262 --> 00:20:48,434 Did you? Yes. 437 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,883 I'm going to do this in one go. 438 00:20:52,779 --> 00:20:54,917 Oh! Heyyyyy! 439 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,089 Siuuuu! 440 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,262 I didn't hear your last name being yelled before you shot. 441 00:21:08,365 --> 00:21:11,262 Oh, my God! Why? 442 00:21:11,365 --> 00:21:15,952 Why did you let me celebrate so much? 443 00:21:16,365 --> 00:21:19,710 OHHHHH! I hope this one hits you in the nuts. 444 00:21:20,745 --> 00:21:21,745 Hughes! 445 00:21:24,503 --> 00:21:25,503 Little. 446 00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:29,296 Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. 447 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,779 That was closer, man. 448 00:21:33,883 --> 00:21:36,745 This one's nuts central for you, Cashman. 449 00:21:36,848 --> 00:21:37,883 Oh, no. 450 00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,262 Oh, for God's sake! 451 00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:43,296 Did you block it? I saved it. 452 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,158 Hughes! Hughes! Hughes! 453 00:21:46,262 --> 00:21:47,917 No! 454 00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:49,021 Far out! 455 00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:54,400 God has forsaken me! 456 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,331 Oh! Ah! 457 00:21:57,434 --> 00:21:58,503 What did you do that for? 458 00:21:58,607 --> 00:22:00,400 Hughes! 459 00:22:01,262 --> 00:22:02,227 Come on! 460 00:22:07,089 --> 00:22:08,503 NO! 461 00:22:08,607 --> 00:22:09,710 Little. 462 00:22:15,779 --> 00:22:17,503 Hughes! 463 00:22:17,607 --> 00:22:20,676 Come on, come back! 464 00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:21,952 Hughes! 465 00:22:22,055 --> 00:22:24,089 That's going in. 466 00:22:24,193 --> 00:22:25,986 Ohhhhhh! 467 00:22:26,089 --> 00:22:27,572 Here we go. I think this is it. 468 00:22:27,676 --> 00:22:28,676 Hughes! 469 00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:36,883 Yeah! 470 00:22:37,365 --> 00:22:40,262 Goal! 471 00:22:40,365 --> 00:22:42,710 I'm heading for the bridge! 472 00:22:42,814 --> 00:22:45,021 Goal! In your FACE! 473 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:47,503 Loser. 474 00:22:47,607 --> 00:22:49,331 Loser. 475 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:51,089 Thanks, Tom. Thanks, Tommy. 476 00:22:53,158 --> 00:22:54,193 Yep. 477 00:22:59,572 --> 00:23:02,469 So, Tommy, were you deliberately trying to take out the cameramen 478 00:23:02,572 --> 00:23:04,434 so they wouldn't film your embarrassing attempts? 479 00:23:04,538 --> 00:23:06,055 I was just so shattered 480 00:23:06,158 --> 00:23:09,193 because I thought I'd hit it on my first shot. 481 00:23:09,296 --> 00:23:13,021 Yeah. You just let me celebrate for so long. 482 00:23:13,124 --> 00:23:15,021 Yeah, you went nuts. You put your T-shirt over your head. 483 00:23:15,124 --> 00:23:16,986 You did the full soccer - celebration. - I know. 484 00:23:17,089 --> 00:23:20,572 And what you didn't see is I did about four laps of that oval. 485 00:23:20,676 --> 00:23:22,745 I only stopped because I was exhausted. 486 00:23:22,848 --> 00:23:24,434 And so as soon as he got it in, 487 00:23:24,538 --> 00:23:26,158 you knew he hadn't said his - name. - Did you? 488 00:23:26,262 --> 00:23:28,710 I knew from before it even went in. 489 00:23:31,331 --> 00:23:33,503 Why did you do that pantomime, then? 490 00:23:33,607 --> 00:23:36,469 Because when I said, "Why didn't you tell me?" you had the director 491 00:23:36,572 --> 00:23:41,296 and stuff come in and you pretended like you only just found out. 492 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,296 It's called managing the talent's emotions. 493 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,779 So, Hughesy, you decided to do it from further back, 494 00:23:47,883 --> 00:23:49,917 which is what I would have done. But you didn't kick straight. 495 00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:51,745 I thought you would have kicked very straight. 496 00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:53,021 I was pretty good. 497 00:23:53,124 --> 00:23:56,883 But some of his stops were bizarrely, like... 498 00:23:56,986 --> 00:24:00,021 It was Matrix shit going on there. So... 499 00:24:00,124 --> 00:24:02,641 Now, Hughesy, when you finally got it in, you ran up 500 00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:04,883 and you just had a moment where you were gonna lift your shirt 501 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,227 and then you went, no, you decided not to. 502 00:24:07,331 --> 00:24:09,124 It was a br... It's the briefest of moments. 503 00:24:09,227 --> 00:24:12,814 You like, you got it in and you were running. You were like, "Yeah." 504 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,538 Why did you have second thoughts there? 505 00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:17,296 Ahh, because I want people to watch this show. 506 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,538 So... 507 00:24:18,641 --> 00:24:20,538 OK. So I feel like we need some scores there. 508 00:24:20,641 --> 00:24:24,365 So, Tommy, if he'd said his name, would have got it in in one go. 509 00:24:24,469 --> 00:24:26,262 That's right. OK, but how did he go? 510 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:28,641 Tommy got it in seven attempts. OK. 511 00:24:28,745 --> 00:24:30,986 Dave Hughes got it in 13 attempts. 512 00:24:31,089 --> 00:24:32,641 Oooh, still pretty good. 513 00:24:32,745 --> 00:24:33,745 Yeah. 514 00:24:36,469 --> 00:24:39,607 OK, Cashman, let's see some more fluky tape, shall we? 515 00:24:39,710 --> 00:24:41,021 Two of them have played soccer. 516 00:24:41,124 --> 00:24:43,434 The other played Maggie Doyle on Blue Heelers. 517 00:24:43,538 --> 00:24:45,641 It's Waka, Emma and Lisa. 518 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,676 Well, I'm going from this mat. I'm not... 519 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,055 I'm not getting blindfolded. 520 00:24:49,158 --> 00:24:50,917 I might try closer one. OK. 521 00:24:51,021 --> 00:24:52,262 Are you ready, Tom? 522 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:54,193 Do I look like me? 523 00:24:55,469 --> 00:24:56,917 All right. Holland. 524 00:24:59,262 --> 00:25:00,227 Where's the ball? 525 00:25:01,538 --> 00:25:02,641 Where's the ball? 526 00:25:02,745 --> 00:25:04,158 All right. Holland. 527 00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:06,848 Oh! 528 00:25:06,952 --> 00:25:09,089 Wa-ka-su... 529 00:25:10,572 --> 00:25:13,710 Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. I didn't touch the ball, right? 530 00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:14,883 Where's the mat? Where's the mat? 531 00:25:14,986 --> 00:25:16,262 How long have you played soccer for? 532 00:25:16,365 --> 00:25:18,710 I don't want to say, because it'll be embarrassing 533 00:25:18,814 --> 00:25:20,158 if this doesn't go in. 534 00:25:20,262 --> 00:25:21,227 Holland. 535 00:25:25,848 --> 00:25:28,227 Wakasu... gi! 536 00:25:28,331 --> 00:25:30,124 Oh! Yes! 537 00:25:30,227 --> 00:25:31,710 Yes! How do you feel? 538 00:25:31,814 --> 00:25:32,745 Uh... 539 00:25:32,848 --> 00:25:34,986 Genuinely a bit disappointed. 540 00:25:35,089 --> 00:25:37,365 I think I should have done it the first go. 541 00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:40,710 But, yeah. Tommy and Dave, they might play AFL footy, 542 00:25:40,814 --> 00:25:42,607 which means they are no good at kicking. 543 00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:44,055 And Lisa? 544 00:25:44,158 --> 00:25:47,503 She... I think she doesn't know how to kick a ball. 545 00:25:47,607 --> 00:25:50,055 I'm sorry. I shouldn't say that, but... 546 00:25:50,158 --> 00:25:51,883 OK. McCune! 547 00:26:10,331 --> 00:26:12,814 Oh, my God! 548 00:26:12,917 --> 00:26:14,883 The first one. 549 00:26:14,986 --> 00:26:16,262 Oh, my gosh. 550 00:26:17,296 --> 00:26:18,262 Thanks, Lisa. 551 00:26:21,986 --> 00:26:23,227 Oh, my God. Unbelievable. 552 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,952 Wow. Lisa McCune, in acting circles, 553 00:26:25,055 --> 00:26:26,986 I believe we call that a one-take wonder. 554 00:26:27,089 --> 00:26:29,089 Yeah. No. Very, very proud of that moment. 555 00:26:29,193 --> 00:26:30,607 Once again, Australian soccer, 556 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:33,296 we just showed that the women are better than the men. 557 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,538 Yeah. I think that was great. 558 00:26:34,641 --> 00:26:36,227 It was a mighty effort. 559 00:26:36,331 --> 00:26:38,572 Waka, would you like to apologise to Lisa? 560 00:26:38,676 --> 00:26:41,158 You were quite certain that she would be bad at soccer. 561 00:26:41,262 --> 00:26:43,434 - I'm really so sorry. - Did you think I was gonna be bad? 562 00:26:43,538 --> 00:26:46,021 Yeah. Why? 563 00:26:46,124 --> 00:26:47,434 I just could not imagine. 564 00:26:47,538 --> 00:26:48,952 Oh, I'm very sporty. 565 00:26:50,055 --> 00:26:52,089 I knew now. Yeah. 566 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:53,917 So, Emma, did you say you were disappointed 567 00:26:54,021 --> 00:26:56,227 because you didn't get it in straight away? 568 00:26:56,331 --> 00:26:58,745 - 'Cause you play soccer. - Yeah, I play competitively. Yeah. 569 00:26:58,848 --> 00:27:00,193 And you score a lot of goals. 570 00:27:00,296 --> 00:27:02,779 I score a lot of goals. 571 00:27:02,883 --> 00:27:04,400 But can I just say, they didn't sell it. 572 00:27:04,503 --> 00:27:07,158 Did either of you celebrate properly your goals, like...? 573 00:27:07,262 --> 00:27:10,227 Oh, no. Oh, you cut it out, which was very kind of you. Thank you. 574 00:27:10,331 --> 00:27:13,917 Yeah. Emma did a bit of a Tidi Afoot impression. 575 00:27:18,986 --> 00:27:20,538 OK, well, what are the scores? 576 00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:21,710 Emma took four shots, 577 00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,986 Waka took three, and Lisa got it in one shot. 578 00:27:26,538 --> 00:27:29,503 That means Dave gets one point, 579 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:32,503 Tommy gets two, three for Emma, four for Waka, and Lisa wins the task 580 00:27:32,607 --> 00:27:33,814 with five points! 581 00:27:36,193 --> 00:27:40,021 And in terms of our overall episode scores, we've got Emma and Lisa tied 582 00:27:40,124 --> 00:27:42,021 on ten points, but Waka's in the lead with 14 points 583 00:27:42,124 --> 00:27:43,262 for the episode. 584 00:27:44,814 --> 00:27:47,021 OK, now go get your Lisa ferb. 585 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,814 I'll round up my Waka lads. 586 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,848 And in the break, we'll meet you outside the Tube station 587 00:27:51,952 --> 00:27:53,814 and have the lotta youse. 588 00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:55,331 See you soon, mugs. 589 00:28:08,676 --> 00:28:13,193 Welcome back to Taskmaster, the show where Emma Holland has made both 590 00:28:13,296 --> 00:28:15,848 a horny cat and a horny puppet. 591 00:28:15,952 --> 00:28:17,227 And good news for horny Emma. 592 00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:19,676 This next task is about pleasure. 593 00:28:31,641 --> 00:28:33,158 Hey, Tom. Hi, Tommy. 594 00:28:33,262 --> 00:28:35,055 How are you? I'm OK. 595 00:28:35,158 --> 00:28:37,503 Ah, love a conch. 596 00:28:41,158 --> 00:28:43,469 "Make the most pleasurable sound... 597 00:28:43,572 --> 00:28:46,814 "Whilst being most unpleasurable to look at. 598 00:28:46,917 --> 00:28:51,021 "Most pleasurable sound whilst being most unpleasurable to look at wins. 599 00:28:51,124 --> 00:28:52,848 "You have 20 minutes. 600 00:28:52,952 --> 00:28:55,538 "Your time starts now." 601 00:28:55,641 --> 00:28:57,710 Ooh. One half of this I can do. 602 00:28:57,814 --> 00:29:00,503 The other half is gonna be a struggle. 603 00:29:00,607 --> 00:29:02,021 Bro, that's so nice. 604 00:29:02,124 --> 00:29:03,745 Listen to that. 605 00:29:03,848 --> 00:29:05,227 I can just listen to that all day. 606 00:29:05,331 --> 00:29:07,538 But... Oh, ouch. 607 00:29:07,641 --> 00:29:10,124 Nicked myself. I did. 608 00:29:10,227 --> 00:29:11,848 Are you bleeding? I'm bleeding. 609 00:29:11,952 --> 00:29:13,158 I got an ouchie. 610 00:29:13,262 --> 00:29:15,779 She sells seashells by the seashore, 611 00:29:15,883 --> 00:29:18,124 but she also stabs motherf-----s with them. 612 00:29:18,227 --> 00:29:19,607 I've got so many favourite sounds. 613 00:29:20,952 --> 00:29:21,917 I love that. 614 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,021 Like... 615 00:29:29,331 --> 00:29:31,745 Oh, that sounds like cultural appropriation. 616 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:34,124 I like the sound of the bowling. 617 00:29:34,227 --> 00:29:35,572 - Oh. - That's a very pleasurable sound. 618 00:29:35,676 --> 00:29:37,021 And I bring drums. 619 00:29:38,814 --> 00:29:40,538 I hate most instruments. 620 00:29:42,434 --> 00:29:43,538 Can you play the keyboard? 621 00:29:43,641 --> 00:29:45,641 I can play, like, a simple chord or two. 622 00:29:45,745 --> 00:29:47,331 OK. Can you teach me? Sure. 623 00:29:47,434 --> 00:29:49,572 How are you gonna change your appearance, or are you happy 624 00:29:49,676 --> 00:29:51,021 with where it's at? 625 00:29:52,227 --> 00:29:54,503 That's not... Come on. Come on. 626 00:29:54,607 --> 00:29:56,331 I want a face painting thing. 627 00:29:56,434 --> 00:29:57,814 Oh. I hate face painting. 628 00:29:57,917 --> 00:30:00,469 Oh, you don't like it? Very unpleasurable. 629 00:30:00,572 --> 00:30:02,710 You know the upside down kissing scene in Spider-Man? 630 00:30:02,814 --> 00:30:03,986 It's gross, isn't it? Mm. 631 00:30:04,089 --> 00:30:06,572 There's something about upside down lips. 632 00:30:06,676 --> 00:30:07,952 Yeah, that's no good. 633 00:30:08,055 --> 00:30:09,296 I'm gonna go in there. OK. 634 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,572 When I come out, 635 00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:16,055 ooh, baby, you cannot afford what you're about to see. 636 00:30:20,745 --> 00:30:22,469 Yeah, I'm with you, Lesser Tom. 637 00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:25,986 Is it unfair that Hughesy only has to make a sound? 638 00:30:30,676 --> 00:30:32,986 OK. All right. Who are we hearing from first? 639 00:30:33,089 --> 00:30:35,021 His voice is already as pleasurable as it gets. 640 00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:37,503 It's Dave Hughes. Ooh. 641 00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:21,331 Oh, no. 642 00:31:21,434 --> 00:31:23,469 Has there been an accident? 643 00:31:23,572 --> 00:31:26,607 Did I have a nip slip? 644 00:31:27,158 --> 00:31:28,400 Oh, no! 645 00:31:48,331 --> 00:31:49,331 Phew! 646 00:31:49,434 --> 00:31:50,572 Thanks, Dave. 647 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:52,848 Party's over, mate. 648 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:55,607 We're back to normal programming. 649 00:31:57,227 --> 00:31:58,538 Ohhh... 650 00:32:00,365 --> 00:32:01,365 Whoa! 651 00:32:03,883 --> 00:32:08,021 I'd just like to say to my kids, you can have tomorrow off school. 652 00:32:14,814 --> 00:32:19,055 I mean, I shouldn't have doubted you, Hughesy. 653 00:32:19,158 --> 00:32:20,641 You had another gear. 654 00:32:22,503 --> 00:32:25,814 What's the... what's the - thinking? - What? What? 655 00:32:25,917 --> 00:32:27,952 I think you nailed the visual element. 656 00:32:28,055 --> 00:32:30,434 I mean, that nip slip will give children nightmares 657 00:32:30,538 --> 00:32:31,779 for weeks to come. 658 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:34,262 But I want to question the sound. 659 00:32:34,365 --> 00:32:36,503 It's supposed to be a very pleasurable sound. 660 00:32:36,607 --> 00:32:38,607 Yeah. My wife's voice is very pleasurable. 661 00:32:38,710 --> 00:32:40,400 So I was being my wife. 662 00:32:40,503 --> 00:32:43,089 Um, she won't be happy to hear that, but, uh... 663 00:32:43,193 --> 00:32:47,193 Does she say these things to you through a traffic cone? 664 00:32:47,296 --> 00:32:49,158 Where does that fit in? I don't quite... 665 00:32:49,262 --> 00:32:52,227 I'm not quite sure. I think that was to... a siren. 666 00:32:52,331 --> 00:32:54,124 Like, a sea siren. Like a mermaid. 667 00:32:54,227 --> 00:32:55,917 You know, mermaids... Oh, yeah. I got that. 668 00:32:56,021 --> 00:32:57,434 You got that. Lisa got that. I got mermaid. 669 00:32:57,538 --> 00:33:00,089 You got that? Yeah, I heard mermaid. 670 00:33:00,193 --> 00:33:01,503 I did, I got that. 671 00:33:01,607 --> 00:33:04,538 OK, Cashman, we might need a palate cleanser for everyone 672 00:33:04,641 --> 00:33:07,158 who just got traumatised by Hughesy's crack. 673 00:33:07,262 --> 00:33:10,331 OK. Next, to optimise their pleasure to non-pleasure ratios 674 00:33:10,434 --> 00:33:11,986 are Emma, Lisa and Waka. 675 00:33:12,089 --> 00:33:17,607 OK, Tom, I want you to just relax, close your eyes and imagine 676 00:33:17,710 --> 00:33:20,641 that it's a stormy night and you're deep in sleep, 677 00:33:20,745 --> 00:33:23,227 and then you hear this on the roof. 678 00:33:37,365 --> 00:33:38,400 Pleasure! 679 00:33:52,503 --> 00:33:53,779 Do I have something in my eye? 680 00:33:53,883 --> 00:33:55,779 Like a void or an absence? 681 00:33:59,434 --> 00:34:01,021 Ahhhh! 682 00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:03,434 Ta-da! 683 00:34:06,814 --> 00:34:07,814 Ha! 684 00:34:08,986 --> 00:34:10,296 Am I done? 685 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,124 I think I won. 686 00:34:12,227 --> 00:34:13,710 Thanks, Waka. Thank you. 687 00:34:13,814 --> 00:34:15,021 See you, Tom. 688 00:34:28,124 --> 00:34:29,745 OK, so, Waka... Yep. 689 00:34:29,848 --> 00:34:32,227 The sound of pins being knocked over - sounds great. 690 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,296 - That's great. Yeah. - Sounds like victory. Sounds good. 691 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,469 So what do you think is pleasurable about dropping a grill 692 00:34:36,572 --> 00:34:37,848 on a barbecue? 693 00:34:37,952 --> 00:34:40,469 I was looking for that, like, a cymbal thing, 694 00:34:40,572 --> 00:34:42,055 but I couldn't find it. 695 00:34:42,158 --> 00:34:45,124 OK. Well, maybe you could have just left it out. 696 00:34:45,227 --> 00:34:47,158 You know... But also, after the barbecue, 697 00:34:47,262 --> 00:34:48,745 you finish cleaning up and... bam. 698 00:34:48,848 --> 00:34:50,952 That's also a pleasure moment. Oh. 699 00:34:52,814 --> 00:34:54,262 But what about the visual element? 700 00:34:54,365 --> 00:34:55,641 You don't like Kiss make-up? 701 00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:58,158 - Yeah, that's very scary. - OK. So you're not a fan of Kiss? 702 00:34:58,262 --> 00:34:59,365 No. OK. 703 00:34:59,469 --> 00:35:00,779 I'm a big fan of you. 704 00:35:00,883 --> 00:35:01,883 OK. 705 00:35:03,745 --> 00:35:04,745 Emma. 706 00:35:04,848 --> 00:35:05,986 A very pleasurable sound, 707 00:35:06,089 --> 00:35:08,158 the sound of a xylophone played beautifully, and just... 708 00:35:08,262 --> 00:35:11,089 But you kind of went very... just very simple - eye out. Blurgh. 709 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:12,917 Is that pleasurable to you? 710 00:35:13,021 --> 00:35:14,331 No, no, not pleasurable at all. 711 00:35:14,434 --> 00:35:15,848 So I've done my job. 712 00:35:15,952 --> 00:35:20,917 Whoo! 713 00:35:21,021 --> 00:35:22,814 Yeah. I mean, it was quite horrific to look at, 714 00:35:22,917 --> 00:35:25,158 but you've gotta remember, you're part of a continuum, 715 00:35:25,262 --> 00:35:29,158 part of a spectrum that includes Hughesy with no shirt on. 716 00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:30,848 Now, Lisa, 717 00:35:30,952 --> 00:35:33,641 I reckon you bloody nailed it. Really? 718 00:35:33,745 --> 00:35:36,193 Because I mean, you've got... the sound of rain on a tin roof 719 00:35:36,296 --> 00:35:37,538 is a beautiful sound. Yeah. 720 00:35:37,641 --> 00:35:39,710 And you looked like a nightmare. 721 00:35:41,469 --> 00:35:42,848 There was a lot of hair. 722 00:35:42,952 --> 00:35:45,365 You were like, couldn't see your face. You had a fright wig. 723 00:35:45,469 --> 00:35:47,469 You looked like something from a Korean horror film. 724 00:35:47,572 --> 00:35:48,848 It was frightening. 725 00:35:48,952 --> 00:35:51,331 I'm really happy. If you're happy, I'm happy. 726 00:35:51,434 --> 00:35:54,262 OK. What's a palate cleanser but for the ears and the eyes? 727 00:35:54,365 --> 00:35:57,021 Whatever it is, my brain is screaming out for one. 728 00:35:57,124 --> 00:35:59,296 Back soon after this break. 729 00:36:11,124 --> 00:36:14,848 Welcome back to Taskmaster, a show awful for those with misophonia 730 00:36:14,952 --> 00:36:18,503 due to its quantity of bad noises, such as a broken xylophone 731 00:36:18,607 --> 00:36:20,434 or Hughesy's voice. What's next? 732 00:36:20,538 --> 00:36:23,021 It's the last part of a "make a pleasurable sound 733 00:36:23,124 --> 00:36:24,745 "while looking unpleasurable" task. 734 00:36:24,848 --> 00:36:27,055 Finally, being hot is a disadvantage for him. 735 00:36:27,158 --> 00:36:28,193 It's Tommy Little. 736 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:39,331 I'm Mojan. 737 00:36:39,434 --> 00:36:40,469 I feel like that was good. 738 00:36:40,572 --> 00:36:42,021 Like, we got that one in the can. 739 00:36:42,124 --> 00:36:44,710 Let's go again. 740 00:36:49,469 --> 00:36:50,572 My hat! 741 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:52,779 Stop moving in it. Sorry. 742 00:36:54,193 --> 00:36:56,745 OK. 45 seconds. Are we going again? 743 00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:59,986 OK. The cap's on, hat's on, and I'm ready. 744 00:37:00,089 --> 00:37:01,331 Are you ready to play? 745 00:37:07,848 --> 00:37:10,710 I feel like you didn't blow... Blow, mother------! 746 00:37:23,607 --> 00:37:25,469 Ahhh! 747 00:37:27,193 --> 00:37:29,710 That felt like something. 748 00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:32,434 It was definitely something. Are we happy? 749 00:37:32,538 --> 00:37:34,538 I feel like you're quite happy in the character. 750 00:37:34,641 --> 00:37:37,193 What character? 751 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:40,193 Should I reveal you? No, no, no, no! 752 00:37:40,814 --> 00:37:42,503 Oh, shit. 753 00:37:42,607 --> 00:37:44,469 My whole undercarriage is out. 754 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:48,986 Do you have... Do you have a name? 755 00:37:49,089 --> 00:37:50,572 Belody. Belody? 756 00:37:50,676 --> 00:37:51,986 Belody. 757 00:37:52,296 --> 00:37:54,089 I hope you don't mind me saying this, but that's a very fancy name. 758 00:37:54,193 --> 00:37:55,917 Thank you. 759 00:38:02,193 --> 00:38:04,503 Ah! So good. 760 00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:07,952 Tommy, you lost yourself in that character a bit, didn't you? 761 00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:09,986 Yeah, we stopped filming, and I was still there 762 00:38:10,089 --> 00:38:11,848 for about 20 minutes. 763 00:38:11,952 --> 00:38:15,055 I mean, visually, it was quite hideous. It was hard to look at. 764 00:38:15,158 --> 00:38:16,607 But the problem is you made a sound. 765 00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:18,641 So the... ...is part of the... 766 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,503 You are technically correct, but you know when you're just so in... 767 00:38:23,607 --> 00:38:25,503 Oh, we could see that. Yeah. 768 00:38:27,641 --> 00:38:29,848 Yeah. It's good stuff. All right. 769 00:38:29,952 --> 00:38:32,089 Well, I feel like I need to hand out some scores here. 770 00:38:32,193 --> 00:38:33,331 Yep. OK. Very easy. 771 00:38:33,434 --> 00:38:34,538 One to Tommy Little, 772 00:38:34,641 --> 00:38:36,641 because unfortunately those two sounds blended together. 773 00:38:36,745 --> 00:38:39,158 One!? Yeah. 774 00:38:39,262 --> 00:38:40,400 Yeah, I know. 775 00:38:40,503 --> 00:38:42,710 But unfortunately there needed to be a pleasurable sound. 776 00:38:42,814 --> 00:38:44,089 Two to Hughesy. Same thing. 777 00:38:44,193 --> 00:38:46,434 The sound wasn't particularly great. Visually, though, 778 00:38:46,538 --> 00:38:47,538 it was a bloody nightmare. 779 00:38:47,641 --> 00:38:48,917 I'm gonna give three points to Waka. 780 00:38:49,021 --> 00:38:50,296 Yep. Because I think there was 781 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,158 a pleasurable sound there. But then you smashed a barbecue. 782 00:38:52,262 --> 00:38:54,434 Kinda took the edge off it. I'm gonna give four points to Emma. 783 00:38:54,538 --> 00:38:55,952 Scary make-up. Eye out of the head. 784 00:38:56,055 --> 00:38:58,296 Beautiful sound. Xylophone - can't fault that. 785 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,641 But it was a thing of nightmares from Lisa McCune. 786 00:39:00,745 --> 00:39:02,745 I don't know what that was, but I will be seeing it 787 00:39:02,848 --> 00:39:04,227 in my nightmares from now on. 788 00:39:04,331 --> 00:39:05,538 And the sound was beautiful. 789 00:39:05,641 --> 00:39:08,089 Am I allowed to give my five points and swap with Tommy? 790 00:39:08,193 --> 00:39:09,710 Because I loved what he did. 791 00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:10,952 But what about the age team? 792 00:39:11,055 --> 00:39:13,434 And what about what I did? 793 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,296 It's just...! 794 00:39:20,365 --> 00:39:21,607 It's so gross. 795 00:39:22,641 --> 00:39:24,227 Thank you so much, Lisa. 796 00:39:26,469 --> 00:39:27,434 Oh, my God. 797 00:39:29,607 --> 00:39:31,538 Hughesy, do you want to give me a kiss? 798 00:39:33,193 --> 00:39:35,572 Whisper something in my ear. 799 00:39:42,641 --> 00:39:44,848 I was just saying before, you never take your wins 800 00:39:44,952 --> 00:39:47,952 when you win. You've come here to dirty up your image. 801 00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:49,055 Yeah. 802 00:39:49,158 --> 00:39:50,986 Take the points and gloat. 803 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:52,124 Yeah. Show us... 804 00:39:52,227 --> 00:39:54,227 Show us how to gloat. We haven't seen it yet. 805 00:39:54,331 --> 00:39:56,469 - Yes! - But that would dirty up my image. 806 00:39:56,572 --> 00:39:57,676 Like... 807 00:40:08,124 --> 00:40:10,883 OK, let's race towards the end and get them all on stage 808 00:40:10,986 --> 00:40:12,262 for the live task. 809 00:40:16,986 --> 00:40:19,021 What are we staring down the barrel of here, Lesser Tom? 810 00:40:19,124 --> 00:40:21,021 Before we read the task, I'm gonna ask Tommy, 811 00:40:21,124 --> 00:40:22,331 who is currently coming fifth 812 00:40:22,434 --> 00:40:24,848 in this episode, to choose a ball to stand in front of. 813 00:40:24,952 --> 00:40:26,779 Ooh! 814 00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:29,469 Dave, could you please choose a ball? 815 00:40:30,434 --> 00:40:32,262 Seemed... Emma. 816 00:40:32,365 --> 00:40:34,158 ...lazy. 817 00:40:34,262 --> 00:40:35,296 Lisa. I just... 818 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,469 So the girls are on the end. 819 00:40:37,572 --> 00:40:39,365 And Waka. 820 00:40:39,469 --> 00:40:41,572 Come on. Come on. 821 00:40:41,676 --> 00:40:43,055 You can read it, Tommy. 822 00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:49,952 Get that tongue working, man. 823 00:40:51,986 --> 00:40:52,986 I got it. 824 00:40:54,607 --> 00:40:57,607 "Turn your exercise ball into a world globe 825 00:40:57,710 --> 00:40:59,331 "with your selected item. 826 00:40:59,434 --> 00:41:02,124 "You must be wearing your boxing gloves throughout. 827 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:06,193 "Most geographically accurate world globe wins. 828 00:41:06,296 --> 00:41:08,676 "You have 180 seconds." 829 00:41:08,779 --> 00:41:11,227 I'm gonna ask you now to open the boxes, but don't use them yet 830 00:41:11,331 --> 00:41:13,745 or anything, but just open them up. 831 00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:16,641 Oh, f---. Oh! 832 00:41:16,745 --> 00:41:18,848 OK, so Emma's got shaving cream. 833 00:41:18,952 --> 00:41:20,331 Hughesy has Vegemite. 834 00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:21,779 Tommy has mustard. Meant to open it? 835 00:41:21,883 --> 00:41:23,227 Waka has jam. 836 00:41:23,331 --> 00:41:24,883 And Lisa has silly string. 837 00:41:24,986 --> 00:41:27,503 Are we ready? You've got three minutes. 838 00:41:27,607 --> 00:41:30,331 Three. Two. One. 839 00:41:30,641 --> 00:41:32,124 Can't open it! 840 00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:34,779 Shit! Oh! 841 00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:35,883 Oh! 842 00:41:40,296 --> 00:41:42,296 What's at the top? 843 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,158 Australia. Africa... 844 00:41:49,331 --> 00:41:51,227 Oh! 845 00:41:51,331 --> 00:41:53,021 What's on the other side? I think I'm the worst. 846 00:41:53,124 --> 00:41:54,710 We're only halfway. I don't think you are, Waka. 847 00:41:54,814 --> 00:41:56,503 I haven't got a country on here yet. 848 00:41:56,607 --> 00:41:57,641 It's fine. 849 00:41:58,676 --> 00:42:00,296 Oh. How many continents are - there? - One minute left. 850 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,848 Whoa! Hey! 851 00:42:02,952 --> 00:42:03,917 Hey! 852 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,021 50 seconds! 853 00:42:06,779 --> 00:42:08,365 Oh, shit! 854 00:42:08,469 --> 00:42:10,124 I am really sorry. 855 00:42:10,227 --> 00:42:11,883 I am so... 856 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,331 30 seconds left. 857 00:42:20,055 --> 00:42:21,607 Yeah! Ten. 858 00:42:21,710 --> 00:42:23,676 Nine. Eight. 859 00:42:23,779 --> 00:42:26,848 Seven. Six. Five. 860 00:42:26,952 --> 00:42:30,503 Four. Three. Two. One. 861 00:42:30,607 --> 00:42:33,676 Step away from the globes. 862 00:42:33,779 --> 00:42:35,124 Step away from the globes. 863 00:42:35,227 --> 00:42:37,331 OK. They've all had a spin with their globes. 864 00:42:37,434 --> 00:42:38,607 Let's spin through this ad break. 865 00:42:38,710 --> 00:42:39,710 See you soon. 866 00:42:53,021 --> 00:42:55,434 Thanks for sticking around for Taskmaster. 867 00:42:55,538 --> 00:42:57,641 We've got our live task results remaining 868 00:42:57,745 --> 00:42:59,503 before our big episode winner. 869 00:42:59,607 --> 00:43:01,124 Yes, they've all just competed 870 00:43:01,227 --> 00:43:04,227 to create the most geographically accurate globe on an exercise ball 871 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,434 out of some gross and some delicious stuff. 872 00:43:06,538 --> 00:43:08,848 Let's see how they did so you can score them. 873 00:43:08,952 --> 00:43:10,745 All right. So the first globe 874 00:43:10,848 --> 00:43:11,848 we're gonna be seeing is Lisa's. 875 00:43:13,538 --> 00:43:15,124 This is with silly string. 876 00:43:15,227 --> 00:43:16,779 Yep. That's Indonesia. 877 00:43:16,883 --> 00:43:19,814 Um... that's... that's the Philippines. 878 00:43:19,917 --> 00:43:22,089 I'm really having to use my imagination there, I'll be honest. 879 00:43:22,193 --> 00:43:24,952 But you had a really late start there, Lisa, I noticed. 880 00:43:25,055 --> 00:43:26,814 Yeah, it was tricky to work with, but, you know, 881 00:43:26,917 --> 00:43:28,365 can't blame your tools. Yes. 882 00:43:28,469 --> 00:43:29,710 Next we have Waka. 883 00:43:31,607 --> 00:43:34,055 Silly string on it! 884 00:43:34,158 --> 00:43:37,124 OK, Waka, you copped a bit of overspray there from Lisa as well. 885 00:43:37,227 --> 00:43:38,952 I feel like this looks like, uh, 886 00:43:39,055 --> 00:43:42,538 what the earth will look like after a nuclear incident. 887 00:43:43,848 --> 00:43:45,021 So next up, we have Tommy. 888 00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:46,883 This is the mustard-based globe. 889 00:43:46,986 --> 00:43:48,400 Is that Africa? That's Africa. Yep. 890 00:43:48,503 --> 00:43:49,779 Africa. Europe. Up the top. 891 00:43:49,883 --> 00:43:51,572 Oh, I can see that. Oh, there's Australia. 892 00:43:51,676 --> 00:43:52,952 Australia. New Zealand next to it. 893 00:43:53,055 --> 00:43:55,434 Yeah, that's skid mark's New Zealand. Yep. 894 00:43:56,779 --> 00:43:59,158 OK. It's not bad. Next we have Dave's. 895 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:01,089 Oh, OK. 896 00:44:01,193 --> 00:44:02,469 Looks like... 897 00:44:02,572 --> 00:44:05,607 Looks like Hughesy's had an accident at the gym. 898 00:44:07,538 --> 00:44:09,503 What countries are we looking at there, Hughesy? 899 00:44:09,607 --> 00:44:10,848 Ahhh, I think that's one of them. 900 00:44:10,952 --> 00:44:13,124 And, uh, you know what I've done? 901 00:44:13,227 --> 00:44:16,469 I've turned the globe upside down, because why can't Australia 902 00:44:16,572 --> 00:44:18,607 be on top of the world? 903 00:44:18,710 --> 00:44:20,986 What else do we have? 904 00:44:21,089 --> 00:44:22,745 Our final globe is from Emma. 905 00:44:22,848 --> 00:44:24,848 All right. OK. 906 00:44:26,055 --> 00:44:27,848 Europe. Africa. 907 00:44:27,952 --> 00:44:29,986 There's Australia. Oh, New Zealand! We can see that. 908 00:44:30,089 --> 00:44:31,848 Look at the Americas. Oh, and then the Americas. 909 00:44:31,952 --> 00:44:33,365 It's also terrain accurate. 910 00:44:33,469 --> 00:44:36,952 So the bits that are taller are the tallest parts of them. 911 00:44:37,055 --> 00:44:38,296 All right. Well, I've gotta score these. 912 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,434 I think there were two that sort of had countries on them 913 00:44:40,538 --> 00:44:41,572 and three that didn't. Yep. 914 00:44:41,676 --> 00:44:44,503 So at the bottom I'm gonna put Lisa with one point. 915 00:44:44,607 --> 00:44:45,814 OK. Two points to Waka 916 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:48,400 because it was just pretty much an exercise ball 917 00:44:48,503 --> 00:44:50,331 covered in jam. 918 00:44:50,434 --> 00:44:54,089 Three points to Hughesy, who just looks like he tried to paint 919 00:44:54,193 --> 00:44:56,434 a world map using his arse. 920 00:44:56,538 --> 00:44:59,572 Four points to Tommy because I could make out heaps of countries there, 921 00:44:59,676 --> 00:45:01,848 but I could make out even more countries on Emma Holland's. 922 00:45:01,952 --> 00:45:03,158 Five points to Emma. 923 00:45:06,124 --> 00:45:07,883 OK, before I give you the episode scores, 924 00:45:07,986 --> 00:45:09,538 I've got some series scores to share. 925 00:45:09,641 --> 00:45:12,227 Dave Hughes is in fifth place at the moment in the series, 926 00:45:12,331 --> 00:45:13,779 on 103 points. Pretty good. 927 00:45:13,883 --> 00:45:19,055 We've got Lisa on 111, Tommy on 117, Waka on 130 928 00:45:19,158 --> 00:45:22,883 and Emma Holland out in front, with 139 points for the series. 929 00:45:27,434 --> 00:45:30,883 But in this episode, Emma and Waka are both on 19, 930 00:45:30,986 --> 00:45:33,434 which means we go to a tiebreaker. 931 00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:40,400 So here's Waka and Emma down at the beautiful Taskmaster lake. 932 00:45:40,503 --> 00:45:43,262 They're skimming a stone a la Lloyd Langford in series two. 933 00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:45,365 Most skims wins. 934 00:45:45,469 --> 00:45:47,469 Are you a seasoned stone skimmer? 935 00:45:47,572 --> 00:45:49,745 I actually am. Oh, well, you're good at it? 936 00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:52,400 Not good at it, but I think I love that. 937 00:45:52,503 --> 00:45:55,503 But I do have, like, a moderate level of confidence. 938 00:45:55,607 --> 00:45:57,400 This is good. I think this is... 939 00:45:58,641 --> 00:46:00,607 Yeah. I'm gonna go with this one. 940 00:46:07,641 --> 00:46:09,779 Oooh! 941 00:46:16,124 --> 00:46:17,158 Thanks, Emma. 942 00:46:24,193 --> 00:46:28,331 So, in case it wasn't clear, there Emma had one skim. 943 00:46:28,434 --> 00:46:31,676 Waka - six skims! 944 00:46:31,779 --> 00:46:34,021 Waka is the winner of this episode! 945 00:46:34,952 --> 00:46:37,365 All right, Waka, get up on that stage and claim 946 00:46:37,469 --> 00:46:39,158 your mute little cuties. 947 00:46:40,503 --> 00:46:42,469 So, what have we learned? 948 00:46:42,572 --> 00:46:44,986 We learned Emma has a horny preoccupation 949 00:46:45,089 --> 00:46:46,572 with cutesy characters. 950 00:46:46,676 --> 00:46:51,503 We learned on top of her Gold Logies, Lisa also has a golden boot. 951 00:46:51,607 --> 00:46:53,434 And we learned from Tommy Little... 952 00:46:56,331 --> 00:46:58,503 Help our winner Waka celebrate their victory, 953 00:46:58,607 --> 00:46:59,917 and we'll see you next time. 954 00:47:00,021 --> 00:47:00,952 Goodnight! 955 00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:18,779 Yeah! It's time to party! 956 00:47:18,883 --> 00:47:20,503 OK. Hurgh! 957 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,469 Can we cut that out? I'm sorry. 958 00:47:24,572 --> 00:47:25,572 TOMMY! 959 00:47:27,158 --> 00:47:29,848 I've always thought you were a bit of a weird unit, but that is off. 960 00:47:29,952 --> 00:47:30,917 That is... That's... 961 00:47:31,021 --> 00:47:32,538 I don't know how to react to that. 962 00:47:34,089 --> 00:47:36,055 Captions by Red Bee Media