1 00:00:02,434 --> 00:00:04,434 That's a shocking start! 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:05,641 Ohh! 3 00:00:06,779 --> 00:00:08,227 A-a-a-gh! 4 00:00:08,331 --> 00:00:09,296 [BELLOWS] 5 00:00:12,365 --> 00:00:13,917 [GROANS] Yep. That's it. 6 00:00:14,021 --> 00:00:16,262 [YELLS] Where's Tom?! 7 00:00:17,779 --> 00:00:18,779 Agh! 8 00:00:21,434 --> 00:00:23,400 [ALL SCREAM] 9 00:00:23,503 --> 00:00:24,365 No! 10 00:00:24,469 --> 00:00:25,469 I hate you. 11 00:00:28,021 --> 00:00:29,469 Let me out of here! 12 00:00:29,572 --> 00:00:32,089 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 13 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:38,055 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 14 00:00:38,158 --> 00:00:39,538 Hello. Welcome to Taskmaster. 15 00:00:39,641 --> 00:00:41,400 We're nearly at the end of our season. 16 00:00:41,503 --> 00:00:44,262 Which means I might only have a couple more cracks at this 17 00:00:44,365 --> 00:00:46,434 before they replace me with someone younger 18 00:00:46,538 --> 00:00:48,158 and more active on social media. 19 00:00:48,262 --> 00:00:49,158 [LAUGHTER] 20 00:00:49,262 --> 00:00:51,021 For now, I'm still Tom Gleeson. 21 00:00:51,124 --> 00:00:53,469 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 22 00:00:53,572 --> 00:00:54,883 Let's meet the cast. 23 00:00:54,986 --> 00:00:56,676 They are, again, Dave Hughes... 24 00:00:56,779 --> 00:00:58,986 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 25 00:00:59,089 --> 00:00:59,986 ..Emma Holland... 26 00:01:00,089 --> 00:01:01,365 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 27 00:01:01,469 --> 00:01:02,503 ..Lisa McCune... 28 00:01:02,607 --> 00:01:03,814 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 29 00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:05,538 ..Takashi Wakasugi... 30 00:01:05,641 --> 00:01:06,986 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 31 00:01:07,089 --> 00:01:08,021 ..and Tommy Little. 32 00:01:08,124 --> 00:01:09,021 Hello! 33 00:01:09,124 --> 00:01:10,365 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 34 00:01:10,469 --> 00:01:11,814 And next to me - 35 00:01:11,917 --> 00:01:15,848 his two best friends are a cardboard cut-out of one of the Spy Kids 36 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:17,469 from Spy Kids... [LAUGHTER] 37 00:01:17,572 --> 00:01:21,227 ..and his own drawing of the other Spy Kid from Spy Kids - 38 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,503 it's Tom Cashman. 39 00:01:22,607 --> 00:01:26,641 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 40 00:01:26,745 --> 00:01:28,986 Alright, get us going with the prize task, cutie pie. 41 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,572 Of course, our first task is a prize task. 42 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:33,193 Each of our contestants have brought in a prize, 43 00:01:33,296 --> 00:01:36,296 and the winner of tonight's episode will take home all five prizes. 44 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,607 Tonight our contestants have been asked to bring in 45 00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:40,055 what they consider to be 46 00:01:40,158 --> 00:01:42,986 the thing that most gives you the heebie jeebies. 47 00:01:43,089 --> 00:01:43,986 [LAUGHTER] 48 00:01:44,089 --> 00:01:45,814 Alright. Dave, what did you bring in? 49 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:47,814 I brought in, uh... 50 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:49,641 ..my own head. 51 00:01:49,745 --> 00:01:50,814 Uh... 52 00:01:50,917 --> 00:01:53,158 [LAUGHTER] 53 00:01:53,262 --> 00:01:55,883 You can get them made. It's not that expensive. 54 00:01:55,986 --> 00:01:57,089 Oh, really? 55 00:01:57,193 --> 00:01:58,779 Oh, really? I had no idea. 56 00:01:58,883 --> 00:02:01,952 I had no idea, Hughesy. I had no idea. 57 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,538 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 58 00:02:04,641 --> 00:02:07,089 Despite all the cuts and bleeding, 59 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:10,089 that head still looks so much better than yours. 60 00:02:10,193 --> 00:02:12,193 [LAUGHTER] 61 00:02:12,296 --> 00:02:14,710 That is... That's... I don't know how to react to that. 62 00:02:14,814 --> 00:02:15,883 That is... 63 00:02:15,986 --> 00:02:18,227 That is...Sorry. I think I can spell it out. 64 00:02:18,331 --> 00:02:20,055 You look better dead. 65 00:02:20,158 --> 00:02:22,055 [LAUGHTER] Which I think is comforting. 66 00:02:22,158 --> 00:02:24,676 And, so, open casket at the funeral when it comes around. 67 00:02:24,779 --> 00:02:26,641 So, um... Yeah. So, I've got that at home. 68 00:02:26,745 --> 00:02:29,400 My wife gets real heebie jeebies from that, so, yeah. 69 00:02:29,503 --> 00:02:31,262 OK. Uh... Waka, what did you bring in? 70 00:02:31,365 --> 00:02:33,607 Yes, I brought a alarm. 71 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:36,469 [RINGS] 72 00:02:36,572 --> 00:02:38,779 Because you have to wake up. 73 00:02:38,883 --> 00:02:42,814 And if you miss the alarm, you're gonna miss opportunity. 74 00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:44,986 You're gonna lose money. You're gonna miss flight. 75 00:02:45,089 --> 00:02:46,779 A lot of pressure. 76 00:02:46,883 --> 00:02:49,572 I feel like you've got the heebie jeebies mixed up with just annoying. 77 00:02:49,676 --> 00:02:50,572 [LAUGHTER] 78 00:02:50,676 --> 00:02:52,089 No, it's... 79 00:02:52,193 --> 00:02:55,055 Heebie jeebies? You seriously wake up like, "Oh, God. Ooh, an alarm"? 80 00:02:55,158 --> 00:02:56,986 Yeah, the time, and I go, "Ohh... 81 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:58,262 "Oof!" 82 00:02:58,365 --> 00:03:02,021 [LAUGHTER] 83 00:03:02,124 --> 00:03:03,469 Waka's really got me with this one. 84 00:03:03,572 --> 00:03:05,124 [LAUGHTER] 85 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,883 Alright. Lisa, what did you bring in? 86 00:03:07,986 --> 00:03:10,089 Uh... These are some photographs 87 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:12,434 of, um...terrible, terrible parking. 88 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:15,710 [LAUGHTER] 89 00:03:15,814 --> 00:03:18,124 That's obviously dangerous and annoying. 90 00:03:18,227 --> 00:03:20,227 Um... This was a classic. [LAUGHTER] 91 00:03:20,331 --> 00:03:22,676 This was actually outside my local supermarket, 92 00:03:22,779 --> 00:03:24,400 and I photographed them quite often 93 00:03:24,503 --> 00:03:28,572 because I find them so amazing that that, to me, is incredible. 94 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,055 And it gives me the heebie jeebies. 95 00:03:30,158 --> 00:03:32,745 I love that this is in a photo album with lines, 96 00:03:32,848 --> 00:03:35,676 so, the implication is you've been writing how you've been feeling 97 00:03:35,779 --> 00:03:38,021 about the images. 98 00:03:38,124 --> 00:03:39,365 [LAUGHTER] 99 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:42,745 OK. So, Tommy, what gives you the heebie jeebies? 100 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,193 This is one of the poorest career decisions I ever made. 101 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:46,710 I decided to get in the ring 102 00:03:46,814 --> 00:03:49,538 with, at the time, world champion boxer Tim Tszyu. 103 00:03:49,641 --> 00:03:51,021 Um... 104 00:03:51,124 --> 00:03:53,538 I lasted 11 seconds and he broke and dislocated one of my ribs. 105 00:03:53,641 --> 00:03:54,814 [ALL EXCLAIM] 106 00:03:54,917 --> 00:03:56,641 And, so, the thing that gives me the heebie jeebies 107 00:03:56,745 --> 00:03:58,641 is the glove he used to break that rib. 108 00:03:58,745 --> 00:04:00,193 It's signed by him. 109 00:04:00,296 --> 00:04:03,021 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] 110 00:04:03,124 --> 00:04:04,469 Oh, my God. 111 00:04:04,572 --> 00:04:07,917 OK, so, this is not really an item that gives you heebie jeebies, 112 00:04:08,021 --> 00:04:10,124 it's just an item that gives you an excuse 113 00:04:10,227 --> 00:04:12,434 to boast about being in the boxing ring with Tim Tszyu. 114 00:04:12,538 --> 00:04:13,538 [LAUGHTER] 115 00:04:13,641 --> 00:04:14,917 We... We... 116 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:15,917 Don't... 117 00:04:16,021 --> 00:04:17,538 [LAUGHTER] 118 00:04:17,641 --> 00:04:19,814 [APPLAUSE] 119 00:04:19,917 --> 00:04:22,503 If you think boasting about an 11-second performance 120 00:04:22,607 --> 00:04:23,779 is something worth doing, 121 00:04:23,883 --> 00:04:25,607 then we have different standards, TG. 122 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:27,434 [LAUGHTER] 123 00:04:27,538 --> 00:04:28,848 Yeah, 11 is pretty good. 124 00:04:28,952 --> 00:04:30,814 [LAUGHTER] 125 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,227 Alright. Emma. 126 00:04:32,331 --> 00:04:34,745 I've brought in a candy dispenser with your head on it. 127 00:04:34,848 --> 00:04:35,745 Oh. But... 128 00:04:35,848 --> 00:04:37,572 [LAUGHTER] 129 00:04:37,676 --> 00:04:38,952 Hang on, are you telling me 130 00:04:39,055 --> 00:04:40,538 my head gives you the heebie jeebies?No, no, no. 131 00:04:40,641 --> 00:04:42,089 'Cause it doesn't give ME the heebie jeebies? 132 00:04:42,193 --> 00:04:43,400 No, no, no, no. 133 00:04:43,503 --> 00:04:45,021 Inside of it, instead of candy, 134 00:04:45,124 --> 00:04:46,434 is my baby teeth. 135 00:04:46,538 --> 00:04:49,296 [ALL EXCLAIM] 136 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,538 [APPLAUSE] 137 00:04:51,641 --> 00:04:53,262 Yeah! That's brilliant. 138 00:04:53,365 --> 00:04:54,503 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 139 00:04:54,607 --> 00:04:55,710 Oh! 140 00:04:55,814 --> 00:04:57,883 [APPLAUSE] 141 00:04:57,986 --> 00:04:59,400 You know what? 142 00:04:59,503 --> 00:05:02,158 I've always thought you were a bit of a weird unit, but that is off. 143 00:05:02,262 --> 00:05:03,365 [LAUGHTER] 144 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,055 Where did you get your baby teeth from? 145 00:05:05,158 --> 00:05:06,089 Have you been keeping them? 146 00:05:06,193 --> 00:05:07,710 Aren't your parents supposed to keep them? 147 00:05:07,814 --> 00:05:09,262 No, I've been stocking them up. 148 00:05:09,365 --> 00:05:10,676 I didn't want the tooth fairy to take them 149 00:05:10,779 --> 00:05:12,365 'cause I figured if I kept all that money in savings, 150 00:05:12,469 --> 00:05:14,055 the interest would build up. 151 00:05:14,158 --> 00:05:16,331 OK, I should give out some points.TOM CASHMAN: Yes, please. 152 00:05:16,434 --> 00:05:18,365 Well, I'm gonna give 1 point to Waka. 153 00:05:18,469 --> 00:05:19,814 OK. 'Cause it's just an alarm. 154 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:22,089 It's annoying. I don't think it gives me the heebie jeebies as such. 155 00:05:22,193 --> 00:05:23,641 It gives you the beepie beepies.Yeah. 156 00:05:23,745 --> 00:05:25,503 [LAUGHTER] 157 00:05:25,607 --> 00:05:27,124 Can we cut that out? 158 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,331 [LAUGHTER]Did you say, "Can we cut that out?" 159 00:05:29,434 --> 00:05:30,503 Yeah. No, no, no. 160 00:05:30,607 --> 00:05:31,779 Can we just get a pick-up of him saying it 161 00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:33,503 so we can definitely include it? 162 00:05:33,607 --> 00:05:34,538 [LAUGHTER] 163 00:05:34,641 --> 00:05:36,158 Say it again. The beepie beepies. 164 00:05:36,262 --> 00:05:37,814 There you go. [LAUGHTER] 165 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:40,503 I just wanted to get it clean without me talking on top of you. 166 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,055 And I'm gonna give 2 points to Tommy Little 167 00:05:42,158 --> 00:05:44,158 because I feel like that was just an excuse to boast. 168 00:05:44,262 --> 00:05:46,089 I'm gonna give 3 points to Lisa. 169 00:05:46,193 --> 00:05:47,745 Bad parking gives ME the heebie jeebies. 170 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,952 4 points to Hughesy for the severed head. 171 00:05:51,055 --> 00:05:52,883 5 points to Emma because... 172 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:55,158 [LAUGHTER] Her baby teeth in MY head? 173 00:05:56,227 --> 00:05:57,503 Eugh! 174 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:58,952 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 175 00:05:59,055 --> 00:05:59,952 Bleugh! 176 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,400 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 177 00:06:01,503 --> 00:06:02,883 It was too much. 178 00:06:02,986 --> 00:06:05,227 Alright, let's put some meat on this bone, OK? 179 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,193 Of course. Here's a task proper. 180 00:06:07,296 --> 00:06:08,607 And this one goes out to all of you 181 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:11,021 celebrating National Butterscotch Pudding Day today. 182 00:06:11,124 --> 00:06:13,055 Hope you're having a fantastic one. 183 00:06:25,262 --> 00:06:26,641 As I live and breathe. 184 00:06:26,745 --> 00:06:27,952 Hi, Emma. Hi, Tom. 185 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:28,952 Hi, Dave. 186 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,986 Hi, buddo. 187 00:06:31,089 --> 00:06:32,607 There's a lot going on here. 188 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:35,538 Very muscular Taskmaster. 189 00:06:35,641 --> 00:06:36,952 I think he'll appreciate hearing that. 190 00:06:37,055 --> 00:06:38,365 Please, choose an envelope. 191 00:06:38,469 --> 00:06:40,021 One of them? Mm. 192 00:06:40,124 --> 00:06:41,193 [SNIFFS] 193 00:06:41,296 --> 00:06:42,262 Anything? 194 00:06:42,365 --> 00:06:44,469 The same? No. It's different. 195 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,676 Well... 196 00:06:51,676 --> 00:06:52,779 OK? Thank you. 197 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:56,124 [READS] "Today is National ZIP Code Day." 198 00:06:56,227 --> 00:06:58,986 [READS] "Today is National Paul Day." 199 00:06:59,089 --> 00:07:02,607 [READS] "National Collector Car Appreciation Day." 200 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:04,572 [READS] "International Retainer Day." 201 00:07:04,676 --> 00:07:09,710 [READS] "National Work Without Your Hands Day." 202 00:07:09,814 --> 00:07:10,745 "Celebrate!" 203 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:12,538 "Best celebrated day wins." 204 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:13,986 "You have 30 minutes." 205 00:07:14,089 --> 00:07:15,676 "Your time starts now." 206 00:07:15,779 --> 00:07:17,641 What's a retainer? That's something you put in your mouth. 207 00:07:17,745 --> 00:07:18,710 I think that's a retainer. 208 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:19,883 "Paul Day." 209 00:07:19,986 --> 00:07:21,227 Were you aware of this before? 210 00:07:21,331 --> 00:07:22,676 No. 211 00:07:22,779 --> 00:07:26,158 "National Work Without Your Hands." 212 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:27,296 What do you mean?! 213 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,055 I don't know what a collector car is. 214 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:32,503 Collector car is used primarily in shows and historical exhibitions. 215 00:07:32,607 --> 00:07:33,986 Like, ZIP code as in, like... 216 00:07:34,089 --> 00:07:35,469 [BLEEP!] 217 00:07:35,572 --> 00:07:37,089 That's... That's my real ZIP code. 218 00:07:37,193 --> 00:07:38,745 Maybe don't put that on. [BLEEP!] 219 00:07:38,848 --> 00:07:39,779 [LAUGHS] Yeah. 220 00:07:39,883 --> 00:07:42,296 [APPLAUSE] 221 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,400 OK, so, just to be clear, these are actual national days? 222 00:07:45,503 --> 00:07:47,641 Each of the envelopes that they could have opened 223 00:07:47,745 --> 00:07:49,089 talked about specific days, 224 00:07:49,193 --> 00:07:51,193 that on that particular day that they did the task 225 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:52,400 was actually that day. 226 00:07:52,503 --> 00:07:54,089 For example, today when we're filming this, 227 00:07:54,193 --> 00:07:55,710 it's National Fried Rice Day, 228 00:07:55,814 --> 00:07:58,538 it's National Concussion Awareness Day, 229 00:07:58,641 --> 00:08:00,262 it's National... [FUMBLES] ..Gibberish Day. 230 00:08:00,365 --> 00:08:01,607 [LAUGHTER] 231 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:03,400 It's quite...quite ironic that I mispronounced 232 00:08:03,503 --> 00:08:04,814 'National Gibberish Day'. 233 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,434 [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] 234 00:08:07,469 --> 00:08:10,021 Yeah, I know. It's giving me the beepie beepies. 235 00:08:10,124 --> 00:08:11,262 [LAUGHTER] 236 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:13,538 [APPLAUSE] 237 00:08:13,641 --> 00:08:15,193 Do you know why I said that then? 238 00:08:15,296 --> 00:08:17,779 'Cause that means it'll be in the show now. 239 00:08:17,883 --> 00:08:18,848 [LAUGHTER] 240 00:08:18,952 --> 00:08:20,779 It is locked into the edit, buddy. 241 00:08:20,883 --> 00:08:22,227 [LAUGHTER] 242 00:08:22,331 --> 00:08:24,365 Alright. Whose celebration will we see first? 243 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:27,296 First up celebrating National Collector Car Appreciation Day - 244 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,814 it's Tommy little. 245 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:32,676 Whoa! What a beautiful day to take a collector car for a burn! 246 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:33,676 [ENGINE STALLS] 247 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:35,503 Oh, no! You're kidding! 248 00:08:35,607 --> 00:08:38,779 Not on the second Friday in July, everyone's favourite day?! 249 00:08:38,883 --> 00:08:40,952 Let's have a look and see what the problem is! 250 00:08:43,296 --> 00:08:44,262 [GRUNTS] 251 00:08:46,021 --> 00:08:48,538 OK, let's do some manly stuff in here. 252 00:08:48,641 --> 00:08:49,572 Oh, uh... 253 00:08:49,676 --> 00:08:50,917 No. 254 00:08:51,021 --> 00:08:53,055 What the hell is that? 255 00:08:54,089 --> 00:08:55,124 God! 256 00:08:55,227 --> 00:08:56,607 [GROANS] No! 257 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,883 Whoa! 258 00:08:58,848 --> 00:09:00,400 Oh, yeah! 259 00:09:01,814 --> 00:09:02,814 Oh! 260 00:09:04,124 --> 00:09:06,538 OK, that should've fixed the problem. 261 00:09:07,538 --> 00:09:08,676 [CHORTLES] 262 00:09:10,814 --> 00:09:11,710 [ENGINE PURRS] 263 00:09:11,814 --> 00:09:13,676 [CHORTLES] Yeah! 264 00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:15,021 It's time to party! 265 00:09:15,124 --> 00:09:18,400 Cue the awesome fireworks and royalty-free music. 266 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,055 [STREAMERS POP] 267 00:09:21,158 --> 00:09:22,503 [LAUGHTER] 268 00:09:22,607 --> 00:09:23,986 Oh, yeah! 269 00:09:24,089 --> 00:09:25,503 Whoa-ho-ho! 270 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,986 Collector Car Day. Should we go? 271 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,365 Yeah. Let's go. 272 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,400 [LAUGHTER] 273 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:31,814 Should we go? 274 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:33,572 Should we go now? 275 00:09:33,676 --> 00:09:35,503 Let's go! 276 00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:36,986 Can we go now? 277 00:09:37,089 --> 00:09:38,296 Let's go! 278 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,262 [LAUGHTER] 279 00:09:39,365 --> 00:09:40,503 Can we? 280 00:09:40,607 --> 00:09:41,883 Can we go now? 281 00:09:41,986 --> 00:09:44,158 [LAUGHTER] 282 00:09:44,262 --> 00:09:45,986 Yeah, yep. Let's go. 283 00:09:46,089 --> 00:09:50,158 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 284 00:09:50,262 --> 00:09:51,158 Wow. 285 00:09:51,262 --> 00:09:53,400 [APPLAUSE] 286 00:09:53,503 --> 00:09:55,227 I don't remember seeing that cool sports car 287 00:09:55,331 --> 00:09:56,641 at the Taskmaster retreat. 288 00:09:56,745 --> 00:09:58,434 Where'd you get it from? Bought it myself. 289 00:09:58,538 --> 00:10:00,193 Oh, yeah. Mm. 290 00:10:00,296 --> 00:10:02,779 I don't want to like, you know, ruin the special effects, 291 00:10:02,883 --> 00:10:04,641 but was it pulled by a string? 292 00:10:04,745 --> 00:10:08,434 No. On Collector Car Day they all come alive. 293 00:10:08,538 --> 00:10:10,883 [LAUGHTER] 294 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:14,021 [APPLAUSE] 295 00:10:14,124 --> 00:10:15,814 OK. So, how would you describe that celebration? 296 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:17,365 How were you celebrating it? 297 00:10:17,469 --> 00:10:20,262 So, what you didn't see in that shot 'cause it was quite limited 298 00:10:20,365 --> 00:10:22,089 is it was a big rally of... 299 00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:24,089 What's it called when a lot of cars get together? 300 00:10:24,193 --> 00:10:25,538 I think it's called 'traffic'. 301 00:10:25,641 --> 00:10:28,676 [LAUGHTER] Yeah! We were in a big traffic. 302 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:29,779 [APPLAUSE] 303 00:10:29,883 --> 00:10:31,952 OK, well, keep that celebration going 304 00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:34,193 and go get yourself some butterscotch pudding 305 00:10:34,296 --> 00:10:35,779 and go full slop mode on it. 306 00:10:35,883 --> 00:10:37,434 Back after this! 307 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:40,089 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 308 00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:51,296 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 309 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,779 Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster, 310 00:10:53,883 --> 00:10:55,434 where we are celebrating. 311 00:10:55,538 --> 00:10:58,365 That's right, our contestants are celebrating international days 312 00:10:58,469 --> 00:11:00,365 that took place on the days that they all filmed. 313 00:11:00,469 --> 00:11:01,986 So far we've seen Tommy celebrate 314 00:11:02,089 --> 00:11:03,917 National Collector Car Appreciation Day, 315 00:11:04,021 --> 00:11:05,814 and he didn't even beepie-beepie. 316 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,710 [LAUGHTER] 317 00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:10,089 Oh, shi... 318 00:11:10,193 --> 00:11:12,503 Next up, celebrating National Work Without Your Hands Day 319 00:11:12,607 --> 00:11:13,952 and International Retainer Day, 320 00:11:14,055 --> 00:11:15,503 it's Waka and Dave. 321 00:11:16,538 --> 00:11:17,745 WAKA: Thank you for coming. 322 00:11:17,848 --> 00:11:19,434 Today is a celebration 323 00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:21,021 to say thank you to the hands. 324 00:11:21,124 --> 00:11:26,262 And first we're gonna write a thankyou letter to the hands. 325 00:11:26,365 --> 00:11:28,676 International Retainer Day - 326 00:11:28,779 --> 00:11:30,641 let's celebrate it. 327 00:11:30,745 --> 00:11:34,262 Sometimes your smile is crooked, like me. 328 00:11:34,365 --> 00:11:36,538 Your opportunities are limited. 329 00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:39,779 [LAUGHTER] 330 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:42,124 Alright, alright. Good, good, good. 331 00:11:42,227 --> 00:11:43,814 Thank you, hands. 332 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,848 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 333 00:11:45,952 --> 00:11:46,848 [CLAPS] 334 00:11:46,952 --> 00:11:49,158 [LAUGHTER] 335 00:11:49,262 --> 00:11:51,365 Tom Gleeson, don't lie to us. 336 00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:53,227 If you've had the work done, you'd tell us. 337 00:11:53,331 --> 00:11:55,158 You had the work... You had it done young. 338 00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:57,503 And that's how that smile happened. 339 00:11:57,607 --> 00:11:58,779 You wore your retainer 340 00:11:58,883 --> 00:12:01,158 because you're a focused guy 341 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,469 who completed degrees. 342 00:12:03,572 --> 00:12:05,124 Everyone have a drink? 343 00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:07,607 Thank you for that, hands. 344 00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:12,055 [LAUGHTER] 345 00:12:12,158 --> 00:12:14,503 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 346 00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:17,745 [LAUGHTER] Ooh. 347 00:12:17,848 --> 00:12:18,848 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Yum. 348 00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:21,469 These teeth stood the test of time. 349 00:12:21,572 --> 00:12:23,193 Tom should be smiling. 350 00:12:23,296 --> 00:12:26,089 Your hair is gone, but your smile is not gone. 351 00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:28,021 The cake, cake, cake. 352 00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:29,572 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 353 00:12:29,676 --> 00:12:33,089 [LAUGHTER] 354 00:12:33,193 --> 00:12:34,503 Wear your retainers, 355 00:12:34,607 --> 00:12:35,745 love life 356 00:12:35,848 --> 00:12:37,676 and be a winner. 357 00:12:37,779 --> 00:12:39,124 International Retainer Day. 358 00:12:39,227 --> 00:12:40,262 Thank you. 359 00:12:40,365 --> 00:12:42,710 My case is closed. 360 00:12:42,814 --> 00:12:44,641 [APPLAUSE] 361 00:12:44,745 --> 00:12:47,641 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 362 00:12:49,021 --> 00:12:50,434 [LAUGHTER] 363 00:12:50,538 --> 00:12:56,917 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 364 00:12:57,021 --> 00:12:59,641 So, Hughesy, I'm not sure it was a celebration as such. 365 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,055 It just felt like a presentation. 366 00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:02,779 It did feel like a presentation. Yeah. 367 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,193 Well, the best celebration is what I'm looking for. 368 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:06,745 Yeah. You were, weren't you? 369 00:13:06,848 --> 00:13:07,745 Yeah. 370 00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:09,503 [LAUGHTER] 371 00:13:09,607 --> 00:13:12,952 I'm just saying I may not have found it in yours, Hughesy. 372 00:13:13,055 --> 00:13:16,193 Yeah. I'm becoming really aware of that. Uh... 373 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,227 [LAUGHTER] 374 00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:18,814 Alright. Waka. Yes! 375 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:21,538 You were doing all kinds of things with your feet. 376 00:13:21,641 --> 00:13:23,193 Yeah, because... It was very impressive. 377 00:13:23,296 --> 00:13:27,158 Yeah. And it was a celebration for working without hands. 378 00:13:27,262 --> 00:13:29,641 Yeah. And also it was great how you decorated your feet. 379 00:13:29,745 --> 00:13:31,055 You drew some pictures on your feet.Yeah. 380 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,434 Yeah. How did you do that? 381 00:13:32,538 --> 00:13:34,572 [LAUGHTER] 382 00:13:34,676 --> 00:13:39,641 [APPLAUSE] 383 00:13:42,227 --> 00:13:43,641 By my feet. 384 00:13:43,745 --> 00:13:46,055 [LAUGHTER] Oh, really? 385 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,503 You used one foot to draw on the other foot? 386 00:13:47,607 --> 00:13:48,779 Yeah. Wow. 387 00:13:48,883 --> 00:13:50,158 You were so much better at that 388 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,814 than all the other tasks you did with your feet. 389 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:53,986 [LAUGHTER] 390 00:13:54,089 --> 00:13:56,503 Alright. Throw your hands in the air and make us care. Who's next? 391 00:13:56,607 --> 00:13:59,986 Finally, celebrating National ZIP Code Day and National Paul Day, 392 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,021 it's Emma and Lisa. 393 00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:05,193 Does anybody here know a Paul? 394 00:14:05,296 --> 00:14:06,434 Ooh. 395 00:14:06,538 --> 00:14:07,779 Two hands. 396 00:14:07,883 --> 00:14:09,503 Maybe I can speak to their Pauls. 397 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:10,917 I could bake a cake. 398 00:14:11,883 --> 00:14:12,952 Cakes are celebratory. 399 00:14:13,055 --> 00:14:14,400 Oh, celebration cake. Yeah. 400 00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:16,745 Can youse hear me? Oh! 401 00:14:16,848 --> 00:14:17,848 Hi! 402 00:14:17,952 --> 00:14:20,124 Um... Paul, I'm Lisa. 403 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,538 It's really nice to meet you. I'm just... 404 00:14:22,641 --> 00:14:23,538 Hello, Paul? 405 00:14:23,641 --> 00:14:24,607 [ON PHONE] Hello, Lisa. 406 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:25,917 How much time do I have? 407 00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:27,124 24 minutes and 27 seconds. 408 00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:28,434 I reckon I can bake in that time, 409 00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:30,158 but I am also delusional. 410 00:14:30,262 --> 00:14:32,676 Do you know why you were called Paul? 411 00:14:32,779 --> 00:14:35,469 I was told because I was gonna be a saint. 412 00:14:35,572 --> 00:14:36,779 They got that wrong. 413 00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:38,124 Oh. [LAUGHS] [LAUGHTER] 414 00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:40,538 I'm gonna need baking pow... Something to make it rise. 415 00:14:40,641 --> 00:14:42,296 What's that? What IS that? 416 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,710 I have no idea. 417 00:14:46,227 --> 00:14:49,124 How would you like to see Pauls celebrated? 418 00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:51,745 What are your thoughts? Start with the music, for one. 419 00:14:51,848 --> 00:14:52,883 I love music. 420 00:14:54,503 --> 00:14:55,710 I think they're cooked. 421 00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:57,055 Brown icing for the... 422 00:14:57,158 --> 00:14:58,365 Chocolate icing. 423 00:14:58,469 --> 00:14:59,745 Oh. Brown?! 424 00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:01,021 It's inarguably brown. 425 00:15:01,124 --> 00:15:02,710 OK. Goodbye. 426 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,986 Thank you. See you. Bye. Have a good day. Bye! 427 00:15:06,089 --> 00:15:07,676 Bye, Paul. 428 00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:08,745 See ya. 429 00:15:08,848 --> 00:15:11,538 I'm not sure how to turn this phone off. 430 00:15:11,641 --> 00:15:13,503 [LAUGHTER] Yeah, I'm having trouble too. 431 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:15,503 Yeah. Here we go. 432 00:15:15,607 --> 00:15:16,607 Hooray. 433 00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:18,710 [LAUGHS] 434 00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:19,986 Do you know what, Paul? 435 00:15:20,089 --> 00:15:21,296 Seeing you're still there, 436 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,089 do you just want to stay with me while I work this out? 437 00:15:24,193 --> 00:15:25,607 Yeah. Alright. 438 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,158 I'm gonna give you a tune, Paul. 439 00:15:27,262 --> 00:15:28,572 So, something like this. 440 00:15:28,676 --> 00:15:32,952 [SINGS] # Today is Paul Day! # 441 00:15:33,055 --> 00:15:34,814 So, can you sing that back with me, Paul? 442 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:35,848 # Today is 443 00:15:35,952 --> 00:15:38,296 BOTH: # Paul Day! 444 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,779 # Paul Day! # 445 00:15:40,883 --> 00:15:42,952 BOTH: [SING] # Happy ZIP Code Day 446 00:15:43,055 --> 00:15:46,986 # To [BLEEP!] 447 00:15:47,089 --> 00:15:51,124 # Happy ZIP Code Day to you. # 448 00:15:51,227 --> 00:15:56,607 # Today is Paul Day Paul all day 449 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,848 # Paul Day 450 00:15:58,952 --> 00:16:00,848 # Today is Paul Day 451 00:16:00,952 --> 00:16:02,538 # Paul Day 452 00:16:02,641 --> 00:16:04,848 # Paul Day. # 453 00:16:04,952 --> 00:16:06,400 Alright. See you later. 454 00:16:06,503 --> 00:16:07,848 Happy Paul Day! 455 00:16:07,952 --> 00:16:09,296 Yeah, have a good one. 456 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,917 Brilliant man. 457 00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:12,676 Do you want me to have some? Yeah. I'd love you to. 458 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:16,021 How is it? 459 00:16:16,124 --> 00:16:17,021 Oh... 460 00:16:17,124 --> 00:16:18,227 It's extremely salty. 461 00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:19,227 Is it? 462 00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:21,158 What's that? What IS THAT? 463 00:16:23,986 --> 00:16:25,710 Oh, my God, it's salt! I put salt! 464 00:16:25,814 --> 00:16:27,331 I'm so sorry! 465 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,779 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 466 00:16:29,883 --> 00:16:30,952 Oh. 467 00:16:31,055 --> 00:16:32,193 [APPLAUSE] 468 00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:34,572 Uh... So, Lisa, it seemed like a genuine celebration. 469 00:16:34,676 --> 00:16:35,779 It was. It really was. 470 00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:36,986 I don't think it's a big stretch to say 471 00:16:37,089 --> 00:16:38,365 I reckon you really made Paul's day. 472 00:16:38,469 --> 00:16:40,641 Look, I had... I had a great day with Paul. 473 00:16:40,745 --> 00:16:42,469 I mean, I feel like... Have we got many Pauls here? 474 00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:44,952 Are there many... Show of hands for Pauls? 475 00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:46,262 Oh, there's one Paul. 476 00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:49,883 Oh, well, next year I'll find you. We'll celebrate you. 477 00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:51,158 [LAUGHTER] Yeah. 478 00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:52,676 That was a great celebration. 479 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,158 And also it was good to see Lisa fumbling around with a phone again. 480 00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:57,710 Because we all remember her trying to get through YouTube, 481 00:16:57,814 --> 00:16:59,227 and that was a nightmare. 482 00:16:59,331 --> 00:17:00,883 [LAUGHTER] 483 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,986 [APPLAUSE] 484 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,089 OK, so, Emma, 485 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,572 why were you so concerned about giving out your postcode? 486 00:17:08,676 --> 00:17:09,572 I didn't understand that. 487 00:17:09,676 --> 00:17:10,814 [BLEEP!] 488 00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:11,883 Yeah. Um... 489 00:17:11,986 --> 00:17:13,262 [LAUGHTER] 490 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,848 But, I mean, they bleeped it again just then. 491 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,986 That's their decision, and they're trying to censor women, so... 492 00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:20,883 [LAUGHTER] 493 00:17:20,986 --> 00:17:23,710 [APPLAUSE] 494 00:17:23,814 --> 00:17:25,055 OK, uh... 495 00:17:25,158 --> 00:17:27,124 Now, you made a cake. That's a genuine celebration, isn't it? 496 00:17:27,227 --> 00:17:28,262 Yeah. So, you made a cake, 497 00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:30,503 and instead of using sugar you used salt. 498 00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:31,538 Yeah. Well... 499 00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:33,193 Is that a celebration or a prank? 500 00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:36,710 Well, OK, so, I thought because ZIP Code Day is inherently geeky, 501 00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:39,158 what better way to celebrate than make a nerd suffer? 502 00:17:39,262 --> 00:17:42,021 [LAUGHTER] 503 00:17:42,124 --> 00:17:45,262 Yeah, I don't know. That feels like a repair you've made to your task. 504 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,986 Well, I have to give out some scores, don't I? 505 00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:48,848 Yeah.Well, I'm gonna give 1 point to Emma 506 00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:51,193 because I think a cake with salt in it, you know... 507 00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:53,021 I'm no expert, but that could...AUDIENCE: Ohh! 508 00:17:53,124 --> 00:17:54,434 ..that really ruins a celebration. 509 00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:55,745 What are you doing? 510 00:17:55,848 --> 00:17:57,745 [LAUGHTER] 511 00:17:57,848 --> 00:17:59,158 Then I'm gonna give 2 points to Hughesy 512 00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:00,710 'cause it was a presentation 513 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,745 but at least it didn't ruin anyone's day by being a terrible salty cake. 514 00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:05,296 [LAUGHTER] 515 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,607 I'm gonna give 3 points to Tommy Little 516 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,986 because it looked cool, it was a bit of a celebration. 517 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,434 4 points to Waka 'cause you did a lot 518 00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:12,193 of, you know, stuff without your hands. 519 00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:13,400 But there's no arguing that... 520 00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:15,917 I think Lisa McCune made Paul's day. 521 00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:17,607 He was really thrilled. One for Pauls. 522 00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:20,572 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Pauls all over Australia will be absolutely thrilled. 523 00:18:20,676 --> 00:18:22,400 So, 5 points to Lisa. 524 00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:23,641 Thank you. 525 00:18:23,745 --> 00:18:25,538 So, what about the episode scores? How are they going? 526 00:18:25,641 --> 00:18:27,227 There's a few meaningless scores at the bottom. 527 00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:30,227 But all that matters is Lisa is out in front on 8 points! 528 00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:31,641 Yes! 529 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:33,055 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 530 00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:35,469 Alright. McCartney, Hogan, milk. 531 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,365 We're gonna take a break to celebrate some of my favourite Pauls. 532 00:18:38,469 --> 00:18:39,503 We'll see you after this! 533 00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:41,848 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 534 00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:52,572 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 535 00:18:52,676 --> 00:18:53,952 Hello. Welcome back. 536 00:18:54,055 --> 00:18:56,055 Taskmaster Episode 9. 537 00:18:56,158 --> 00:18:57,607 How are we going, baby cakes? 538 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:59,538 We're going pretty well, papa strudel. 539 00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:00,676 [LAUGHTER] 540 00:19:00,779 --> 00:19:02,296 We're about to do another task. 541 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,124 This one's a team task, and things are about to get really bouncy. 542 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,538 Well, for 60% of our contestants, at least. 543 00:19:18,193 --> 00:19:19,331 Slop, slop, slop. 544 00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:20,572 Slosh, slosh, slosh. Ohh! 545 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:21,607 Hi, Lisa. Hi, Dave. 546 00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:22,607 Buddy! 547 00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:23,710 G'day. 548 00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:26,158 [CHUCKLES] Alright! 549 00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:27,158 Ohh! 550 00:19:27,262 --> 00:19:28,365 Hey, Waka. Hey, Emma. Hey, Tommy. 551 00:19:28,469 --> 00:19:29,400 Hi, Tom-Tom. 552 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:30,400 Hey, Tom. Hi, Tom. 553 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,400 I like your helmets. 554 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,779 Thank you. Thank you. 555 00:19:32,883 --> 00:19:34,710 Alright. Do you want to grab it? 556 00:19:36,434 --> 00:19:38,262 [READS] "Paint a true-life painting 557 00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:41,641 "of three people jumping in a jumping castle." 558 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,538 [READS] "Paint a true-to-life painting 559 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,848 "of two people painting in a field. 560 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,814 "You must be jumping continuously. 561 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:50,883 "Only one person may touch the canvas at a time." 562 00:19:50,986 --> 00:19:54,400 "Only one person may touch the paintbrush at a time." 563 00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:58,745 "Only one person may touch the paints and palette at a time." 564 00:19:58,848 --> 00:20:01,193 "Most true-to-life painting wins." 565 00:20:01,296 --> 00:20:02,193 "You have 10 minutes." 566 00:20:02,296 --> 00:20:03,641 "Your time starts..." 567 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,814 EMMA: "When your shoes are off.""When your shoes are off." 568 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,745 "When your shoes are off"?! 569 00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:10,952 O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h! 570 00:20:11,055 --> 00:20:11,917 [APPLAUSE] 571 00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:13,331 Did they not have to do it? 572 00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:14,883 That is funny. 573 00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:18,503 OK, so, Lisa, Dave, do you get why you didn't have shoes on now? 574 00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:19,952 DAVE: Uh... Yeah. 575 00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:21,952 Didn't you trust us in a jumping castle? 576 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,296 [LAUGHTER] 577 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,710 Think we were gonna break a hip, did ya? 578 00:20:25,814 --> 00:20:26,710 [LAUGHTER] 579 00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:28,089 Um... To be honest, 580 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,434 yes, it was a concern. 581 00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:31,158 [LAUGHTER] 582 00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:33,503 OK, Piss-casso, I wanna see some art. 583 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,641 OK, then, with opposite tasks but for the foot situation, 584 00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:38,986 it's Dave, Lisa, Waka, Emma and Tommy. 585 00:20:39,089 --> 00:20:41,021 EMMA: Oh, it is fun, though. 586 00:20:41,124 --> 00:20:42,848 WAKA: Alright. OK. [LAUGHS] 587 00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:44,193 That's cool. I want to do it. 588 00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:46,089 [LAUGHS] 589 00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:47,227 I need green. 590 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:48,848 [BLEEP!] 591 00:20:48,952 --> 00:20:51,089 Yeah, this is much harder than I thought it would be. 592 00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:52,331 TOMMY: It's so exhausting! 593 00:20:52,434 --> 00:20:55,055 So, I'm thinking of doing a round one, like... 594 00:20:55,158 --> 00:20:56,538 Is there a trick here that we're missing 595 00:20:56,641 --> 00:20:58,365 or is this just a straight up and down? 596 00:20:58,469 --> 00:20:59,538 Oh, my God! 597 00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:00,745 Ah! [LAUGHS] 598 00:21:00,848 --> 00:21:01,917 Other way! 599 00:21:02,021 --> 00:21:03,331 Pull the brush down when I... 600 00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:04,434 Emma. 601 00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:07,607 Keep bouncing, Tommy. We are bouncing! 602 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:09,710 Keep bouncing, Waka. Come on, keep bouncing. 603 00:21:09,814 --> 00:21:11,745 I'm so out of breath. 604 00:21:11,848 --> 00:21:13,710 Are they people? No, no. They're stars. 605 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,158 I'm decorating the jumping castle. 606 00:21:15,262 --> 00:21:17,227 People are like this. That's the one person. 607 00:21:17,331 --> 00:21:19,331 That is... That's so good. 608 00:21:19,434 --> 00:21:20,917 Yeah. That's good! That's the painting. 609 00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:22,641 All done? We're nearly done! 610 00:21:22,745 --> 00:21:24,710 We're not nearly done. There's no people in it! 611 00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:26,434 OK, that's the canvas. 612 00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:27,469 [LAUGHS] 613 00:21:27,572 --> 00:21:28,779 This one here. 614 00:21:28,883 --> 00:21:31,021 Where are they? What's that? This person's really tall. 615 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,917 Why are they so high? Because they're... 616 00:21:33,021 --> 00:21:35,158 They've double-bounced them. Yeah. They got a double bounce. 617 00:21:35,262 --> 00:21:37,055 WAKA: Tommy, you wanna change? 618 00:21:37,158 --> 00:21:38,538 TOMMY: Are you ready to catch? Yeah. 619 00:21:38,641 --> 00:21:39,607 One. Two. 620 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:40,710 BOTH: Three. 621 00:21:41,745 --> 00:21:42,952 That was good. Yeah, that's good. 622 00:21:43,055 --> 00:21:44,745 I think that's actually pretty good. 623 00:21:44,848 --> 00:21:47,055 It's REALLY good. They're having the time of their lives. 624 00:21:47,158 --> 00:21:48,814 EMMA: Arm. Arm. 625 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:50,365 Leg. Leg. 626 00:21:50,469 --> 00:21:52,952 Keep bouncing. I'm trying. It's tiring. 627 00:21:53,055 --> 00:21:54,158 You've done really well. 628 00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:55,572 Oh, my God. 629 00:21:55,676 --> 00:21:57,503 Hang on. What are you doing there?Um... That's the lake. 630 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:58,676 Why are they on a lake? 631 00:21:58,779 --> 00:22:00,676 I don't know, 'cause you know how you go to a fair, 632 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,021 and sometimes it's on a lake? 633 00:22:02,124 --> 00:22:03,917 TOMMY: It's good! I think it's really good. 634 00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:04,917 WAKA: Not yet. 635 00:22:05,021 --> 00:22:06,227 Who gives a shit about winning? 636 00:22:06,331 --> 00:22:08,227 EMMA: Does it have to be? We're gonna die. 637 00:22:08,331 --> 00:22:10,607 It's realistic. It's wonderful. 638 00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:11,676 And I think it works. 639 00:22:11,779 --> 00:22:13,055 Can you add a bit of green? 640 00:22:13,158 --> 00:22:14,055 Oh, shit. 641 00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:16,917 There's a crow flying over 642 00:22:17,021 --> 00:22:18,158 a little Ferris wheel, yeah? 643 00:22:18,262 --> 00:22:19,779 Yeah. And then I sign. 644 00:22:19,883 --> 00:22:21,331 Yeah, just sign it. Beautiful. 645 00:22:21,434 --> 00:22:23,745 I reckon they look like they're having good time. [WHISTLE BLOWS] 646 00:22:24,745 --> 00:22:25,814 [GRUNTS] 647 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:26,814 [BLEEP!] Oh. 648 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:32,089 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 649 00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:34,124 So, to the B team or better team, 650 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,538 uh...how tired were you after that task? 651 00:22:36,641 --> 00:22:37,917 Wrecked. Oh, it was... 652 00:22:38,021 --> 00:22:39,193 ..crazy. We were exhausted. 653 00:22:39,296 --> 00:22:41,572 Now can you see why we didn't put the aged team in there? 654 00:22:41,676 --> 00:22:43,848 DAVE: Hey. Hey, we would've... I genuine... 655 00:22:43,952 --> 00:22:46,917 We wouldn't have been complaining. We would've been here celebrating a great day on a jumping castle. 656 00:22:47,021 --> 00:22:48,193 [LAUGHTER] 657 00:22:48,296 --> 00:22:50,089 Hughesy, you'd be dead. I wouldn't be... 658 00:22:50,193 --> 00:22:51,365 [LAUGHTER] 659 00:22:51,469 --> 00:22:52,917 [APPLAUSE] 660 00:22:53,021 --> 00:22:55,503 This woman won Dancing With The Stars against some of those... 661 00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:57,227 That's an entirely different show! 662 00:22:57,331 --> 00:22:58,745 [LAUGHTER] Well, Hughesy, 663 00:22:58,848 --> 00:23:00,227 to be fair, 664 00:23:00,331 --> 00:23:02,365 when I said the 'aged team', we were worried about the two of you, 665 00:23:02,469 --> 00:23:03,469 it was actually you. 666 00:23:03,572 --> 00:23:05,400 [LAUGHTER] 667 00:23:05,503 --> 00:23:06,917 Unfortunately, uh... 668 00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:08,986 ..Lisa just got hoovered up. 669 00:23:09,089 --> 00:23:10,089 [LAUGHTER] 670 00:23:10,193 --> 00:23:13,572 So, Emma, is it true you have a Fine Arts degree? 671 00:23:13,676 --> 00:23:15,607 That's true. Yes. Yeah. Does it help in... 672 00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:17,331 I don't think it's fine. I think it's great. 673 00:23:17,434 --> 00:23:20,745 [LAUGHTER] 674 00:23:20,848 --> 00:23:21,917 Can we cut that? 675 00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:23,779 [LAUGHTER] 676 00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:25,607 Gave me the beepie beepies. 677 00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:27,089 [LAUGHTER] 678 00:23:27,193 --> 00:23:31,055 OK, so, I have to decide on points for the two paintings. 679 00:23:31,158 --> 00:23:32,676 Yes, it's most true-to-life wins. 680 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,055 OK, let's have a look at the two paintings. 681 00:23:35,158 --> 00:23:36,089 OK. 682 00:23:36,193 --> 00:23:37,745 [LAUGHTER] 683 00:23:37,848 --> 00:23:39,089 It would appear that being stationary 684 00:23:39,193 --> 00:23:40,331 was an advantage. 685 00:23:40,434 --> 00:23:41,848 [LAUGHTER] 686 00:23:41,952 --> 00:23:43,400 I think Dave and Lisa's painting's 687 00:23:43,503 --> 00:23:44,503 slightly better. 688 00:23:44,607 --> 00:23:45,917 Not heaps better, 'cause I like the other one. 689 00:23:46,021 --> 00:23:47,193 I mean, it has to be the most lifelike. 690 00:23:47,296 --> 00:23:48,434 So, I'm gonna give 691 00:23:48,538 --> 00:23:49,917 5, 5, and 3, 3, 3. 692 00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:51,848 OK. Oh, that's great, Dave. 693 00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,158 [APPLAUSE] 694 00:23:53,262 --> 00:23:54,710 We did it. We did it. 695 00:23:54,814 --> 00:23:57,365 We have been focusing, I guess, on the true-to-life bit of the task. 696 00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:59,710 Could I just read one other bit here? 697 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:02,400 It says, "Only one person may touch the paintbrush at a time. 698 00:24:02,503 --> 00:24:05,745 "Only one person may touch the paints and the palette at a time." 699 00:24:05,848 --> 00:24:07,779 [LAUGHTER] 700 00:24:07,883 --> 00:24:09,676 I think there's something you might want to see. 701 00:24:09,779 --> 00:24:12,262 So, now we can decorate the rest of the place. 702 00:24:12,365 --> 00:24:14,469 Yeah, but make it lifelike. OK, here we go. 703 00:24:14,572 --> 00:24:15,503 [BUZZER] 704 00:24:15,607 --> 00:24:16,503 You've done really well. 705 00:24:16,607 --> 00:24:17,538 Oh, my God. 706 00:24:17,641 --> 00:24:18,952 [BUZZER] Bit of... 707 00:24:19,055 --> 00:24:20,538 Get your fingers ready 'cause you're up next. 708 00:24:20,641 --> 00:24:21,917 What am I doing? Last minute. 709 00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:23,124 [BUZZER] 710 00:24:23,227 --> 00:24:25,158 I need to do a bird. OK, go. 711 00:24:25,262 --> 00:24:28,400 You know, like an ice-cream truck kind of thing. 712 00:24:28,503 --> 00:24:29,814 Yeah. A big Ferris wheel... [BUZZER] 713 00:24:29,917 --> 00:24:31,021 ..kind of, like, at the back. 714 00:24:31,124 --> 00:24:32,779 Then I'm just... Oh, I'm not allowed to touch that. 715 00:24:32,883 --> 00:24:34,055 Can you... Can you... 716 00:24:34,158 --> 00:24:36,883 [APPLAUSE] 717 00:24:40,158 --> 00:24:41,400 So, I take it back. 718 00:24:41,503 --> 00:24:42,503 [LAUGHTER] 719 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:44,779 That's instant disqualification. 720 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,848 So, it's actually 0, 0, 3, 3, 3. 721 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:47,883 OK. DAVE: Hang on, but you... 722 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,227 [APPLAUSE] What? Don't... 723 00:24:49,331 --> 00:24:50,296 Just cop it. 724 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,952 [LAUGHS] [APPLAUSE] 725 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,572 But you cannot take the points back. 726 00:24:53,676 --> 00:24:56,021 Once the points are delivered, the points have to stay. 727 00:24:56,124 --> 00:24:58,538 You know, though, Dave, we're always gonna have that moment together. 728 00:24:58,641 --> 00:24:59,779 Just take that and we'll just leave it. 729 00:24:59,883 --> 00:25:01,227 No, we want the points as well! 730 00:25:01,331 --> 00:25:02,607 OK. 731 00:25:03,021 --> 00:25:05,158 Hey, Hughes, I know how you usually bite your lip on things like this, 732 00:25:05,262 --> 00:25:07,089 but I reckon it's your time to go for it. 733 00:25:07,193 --> 00:25:08,124 [LAUGHTER] 734 00:25:08,227 --> 00:25:09,503 You gave us the points, mate. 735 00:25:09,607 --> 00:25:11,055 People have walked out of the lounge room. 736 00:25:11,158 --> 00:25:12,503 They're gonna come back confused. 737 00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:18,434 [LAUGHTER] 738 00:25:18,538 --> 00:25:19,883 If they walked out of the lounge room, 739 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,503 it was only 'cause you were on screen, Hughesy. 740 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,400 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] 741 00:25:23,503 --> 00:25:25,710 Don't clap that. Come on. 742 00:25:25,814 --> 00:25:27,227 Come on. 743 00:25:27,331 --> 00:25:29,538 So, yeah, with the disqualification, it's 0, 0, 3, 3, 3. 744 00:25:29,641 --> 00:25:30,538 OK. 745 00:25:30,641 --> 00:25:32,641 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 746 00:25:32,745 --> 00:25:34,607 OK, watching all that castle-jumping 747 00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:37,641 has puffed Hughesy out to the point of needing a water break. 748 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,400 So, we'll be back after this! 749 00:25:39,503 --> 00:25:42,021 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 750 00:25:49,607 --> 00:25:52,572 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 751 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,538 Hello! Welcome back to Taskmaster. 752 00:25:54,641 --> 00:25:57,641 Sometimes I say funny things when we return from the break. 753 00:25:57,745 --> 00:25:58,952 This is not one of those times. 754 00:25:59,055 --> 00:26:00,572 [LAUGHTER] What's going on, Cashman? 755 00:26:00,676 --> 00:26:03,365 Uniform. Papa. November. Echo. X-ray. Tango. 756 00:26:03,469 --> 00:26:04,745 We have a new task. 757 00:26:17,124 --> 00:26:18,296 [CLEARS THROAT] 758 00:26:20,193 --> 00:26:21,917 I like it when there's no-one. 759 00:26:22,021 --> 00:26:23,365 Is Tom there? 760 00:26:25,365 --> 00:26:27,158 Oh, it's a long task. 761 00:26:27,262 --> 00:26:30,055 [READS] "Summon Tom to the caravan with the walkie talkie." 762 00:26:30,158 --> 00:26:31,986 [READS] "You may not leave the caravan." 763 00:26:32,089 --> 00:26:34,779 [READS] "Tom will move five steps for any correct word 764 00:26:34,883 --> 00:26:37,917 "in the direction that the correct word corresponds to." 765 00:26:38,021 --> 00:26:40,883 "Once a correct word has been used, it cannot be used again." 766 00:26:40,986 --> 00:26:44,434 [READS] "The first word stated in each transmission counts." 767 00:26:44,538 --> 00:26:47,848 "You must complete each transmission with the phrase 'over.'" 768 00:26:47,952 --> 00:26:51,848 "It is also polite to respond to any received transmission with 'Roger.'" 769 00:26:51,952 --> 00:26:54,331 "Fastest to get Tom to the caravan wins." 770 00:26:54,434 --> 00:26:57,089 [READS] "Your time starts now." 771 00:26:57,193 --> 00:26:59,641 Caravan. Over. 772 00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:02,779 TOM CASHMAN: [ON WALKIE TALKIE] Roger. Take no steps. 773 00:27:02,883 --> 00:27:08,055 [APPLAUSE] 774 00:27:08,158 --> 00:27:10,262 OK, so, it's pretty simple. They can't leave the caravan. 775 00:27:10,365 --> 00:27:11,814 And, using walkie talkies, 776 00:27:11,917 --> 00:27:13,434 they have to get you back to the caravan. 777 00:27:13,538 --> 00:27:16,641 That's it. First up for us to have a gawky with a walkie talkie, 778 00:27:16,745 --> 00:27:18,089 it's Emma Holland. 779 00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:22,469 Tom, is that you standing outside by yourself against a tree? Over. 780 00:27:22,572 --> 00:27:24,676 TOM CASHMAN: [ON WALKIE TALKIE] Roger, take no steps. 781 00:27:24,779 --> 00:27:26,848 Is that him? I can't tell if that's him. 782 00:27:26,952 --> 00:27:30,262 Tom, move north, south, east or west. Over. 783 00:27:30,365 --> 00:27:32,158 Roger. Take no steps. 784 00:27:32,262 --> 00:27:33,676 This is gonna be a nightmare. 785 00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:35,124 I've got to be missing something, right? 786 00:27:35,227 --> 00:27:36,331 Was this always here? 787 00:27:37,434 --> 00:27:38,641 Esky. Over. 788 00:27:38,745 --> 00:27:41,469 Roger. Take five steps. 789 00:27:42,986 --> 00:27:45,745 Esky. Emma. Over. 790 00:27:45,848 --> 00:27:47,572 Roger. Take five steps. 791 00:27:47,676 --> 00:27:49,848 Oh, is E...east? 792 00:27:49,952 --> 00:27:51,193 Spider. Over. 793 00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:53,262 Roger. Take five steps. 794 00:27:53,365 --> 00:27:54,814 Alright. I'm getting this now. 795 00:27:54,917 --> 00:27:55,952 W for 'west'. 796 00:27:56,055 --> 00:27:57,607 Windscreen. Over. 797 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,503 Roger. Take five steps. 798 00:27:59,607 --> 00:28:01,262 I get it! [LAUGHS] 799 00:28:01,365 --> 00:28:02,365 Suddenly. Over. 800 00:28:02,469 --> 00:28:03,538 Stingray. Over. 801 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:04,538 Superlative. 802 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:05,538 Show-stopping. 803 00:28:05,641 --> 00:28:07,848 Roger. Take five steps. 804 00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:11,021 That's not Tom. 805 00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:12,883 [LAUGHTER] Who are you? 806 00:28:14,883 --> 00:28:16,848 Buongiorno! My name's Roger. 807 00:28:16,952 --> 00:28:18,745 Oh, [BLEEP!] 808 00:28:20,055 --> 00:28:21,158 I hate you. 809 00:28:21,262 --> 00:28:22,814 What if I just get Roger to come here? 810 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:24,400 Southport. Over. 811 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:25,538 Take five steps. 812 00:28:25,641 --> 00:28:27,607 Egg. Take five steps. 813 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:29,883 What do you know? 814 00:28:29,986 --> 00:28:31,055 Can you call Tom? 815 00:28:31,158 --> 00:28:32,572 You can't do anything, can you? 816 00:28:32,676 --> 00:28:34,952 Have you ever experienced a great loss in your life? 817 00:28:35,055 --> 00:28:36,124 [LAUGHTER] 818 00:28:36,227 --> 00:28:37,676 Is Roger allowed to talk to me? 819 00:28:37,779 --> 00:28:40,503 Roger is not permitted to talk to you other than to introduce himself. 820 00:28:40,607 --> 00:28:42,055 Buongiorno. Buongiorno. 821 00:28:42,158 --> 00:28:44,952 OK, Roger, I'm gonna send you in that direction and see what happens. 822 00:28:45,055 --> 00:28:46,607 Nosebleed. Over. 823 00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:48,089 Roger, take five steps. 824 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:49,883 Noose. Take five steps. 825 00:28:49,986 --> 00:28:51,434 Mm... Uh... 826 00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:54,814 Oh, my God! 827 00:28:54,917 --> 00:28:57,503 [LAUGHS] 828 00:28:57,607 --> 00:28:59,641 [LAUGHTER] 829 00:28:59,745 --> 00:29:02,124 Um... Nepotism. Over. 830 00:29:02,227 --> 00:29:03,676 Roger, take five steps. 831 00:29:03,779 --> 00:29:04,710 New. 832 00:29:04,814 --> 00:29:05,710 Neigh, like the horse. 833 00:29:05,814 --> 00:29:07,158 Nab. Never. 834 00:29:07,262 --> 00:29:08,572 Wave. 835 00:29:10,089 --> 00:29:10,986 Hi, Emma. 836 00:29:11,089 --> 00:29:12,365 Can you, like, angle your... No. 837 00:29:12,469 --> 00:29:14,365 I only work on a grid system. 838 00:29:14,469 --> 00:29:15,710 Wake. Over. 839 00:29:15,814 --> 00:29:16,986 Nirvana. Over. 840 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,331 Edging. Over. 841 00:29:18,434 --> 00:29:19,986 [LAUGHTER] 842 00:29:20,089 --> 00:29:21,227 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 843 00:29:21,331 --> 00:29:23,607 Can I go now? Am I allowed out? 844 00:29:23,710 --> 00:29:25,434 Thanks, Emma. Bye. 845 00:29:25,538 --> 00:29:30,365 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 846 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,917 I must say, I knew it wasn't Lesser Tom straightaway 847 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,400 'cause he wasn't annoying. 848 00:29:34,503 --> 00:29:35,434 [LAUGHTER] 849 00:29:35,538 --> 00:29:36,952 We've met Roger before, haven't we? 850 00:29:37,055 --> 00:29:39,848 Yeah. He was in the pizza task in Season 1. 851 00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:42,158 His name is Oliver, and he brought us chocolates. 852 00:29:42,262 --> 00:29:43,538 [LAUGHTER] 853 00:29:43,641 --> 00:29:46,607 OK, so, Emma, I liked your small talk with the Roger. 854 00:29:46,710 --> 00:29:47,917 I tried... You made small talk with him 855 00:29:48,021 --> 00:29:50,331 by saying, "Have you experienced great loss in your life?" 856 00:29:50,434 --> 00:29:51,986 [LAUGHTER] It's a difficult question 857 00:29:52,089 --> 00:29:54,124 to ask someone who's only allowed to say 'buongiorno'. 858 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,710 [LAUGHTER] 859 00:29:55,814 --> 00:29:57,883 I just thought it'd be a nice way to connect. 860 00:29:57,986 --> 00:30:00,365 When did it dawn on you how to play? 861 00:30:00,469 --> 00:30:02,365 The code? Pretty quickly. 862 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:05,331 But then I spent quite a while with Roger interrogating him. 863 00:30:05,434 --> 00:30:07,331 The code was pretty obvious, wasn't it? 864 00:30:07,434 --> 00:30:10,055 [LAUGHTER] 865 00:30:10,158 --> 00:30:12,089 OK, so, they were looking out the window 866 00:30:12,193 --> 00:30:13,607 and they were looking at Roger. 867 00:30:13,710 --> 00:30:15,193 But where were you? I was real close. 868 00:30:15,296 --> 00:30:16,641 Would you like to see a photo of where I was? 869 00:30:16,745 --> 00:30:17,676 Yeah. 870 00:30:17,779 --> 00:30:19,262 This is where Roger was on the retreat. 871 00:30:19,365 --> 00:30:21,814 That's the contestant's position in the caravan. 872 00:30:21,917 --> 00:30:23,469 That's where I was. 873 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,917 [LAUGHTER] 874 00:30:26,021 --> 00:30:29,089 [APPLAUSE] 875 00:30:29,193 --> 00:30:30,641 I was only 17 metres away. 876 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:31,641 Ohh! 877 00:30:31,745 --> 00:30:33,158 Alright, so, how'd Emma do? 878 00:30:33,262 --> 00:30:37,227 Emma took 31 minutes and 44 seconds to get me to the caravan. 879 00:30:37,331 --> 00:30:38,607 Felt longer. 880 00:30:38,710 --> 00:30:40,124 [LAUGHTER] 881 00:30:40,227 --> 00:30:41,572 [APPLAUSE] 882 00:30:41,676 --> 00:30:44,331 OK, who's finding you next? 883 00:30:44,434 --> 00:30:47,607 Like James Bond, it's time for Roger Moore 884 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:49,331 with Lisa, David and Waka. 885 00:30:49,434 --> 00:30:50,779 OK. 886 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:53,055 Anything here? No. Nothing there. 887 00:30:53,158 --> 00:30:55,296 Damn it. It's gonna be a tough one. 888 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,779 Tom, please, come to the caravan. Over. 889 00:30:57,883 --> 00:31:00,227 Roger. Take no steps. 890 00:31:00,331 --> 00:31:01,572 [CHUCKLES] 891 00:31:01,676 --> 00:31:03,365 Run. Over. 892 00:31:03,469 --> 00:31:04,917 Take no steps. 893 00:31:05,021 --> 00:31:07,124 Please, walk backwards. 894 00:31:07,227 --> 00:31:09,124 Take no steps. 895 00:31:09,227 --> 00:31:10,779 This should be something simple. 896 00:31:10,883 --> 00:31:12,193 South. Over. 897 00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:14,021 South. Over. 898 00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:15,641 Take five steps. 899 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:19,641 Sunshine. 900 00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:21,503 Take five steps. 901 00:31:21,607 --> 00:31:23,021 Shark. 902 00:31:23,124 --> 00:31:24,676 Take five steps. 903 00:31:24,779 --> 00:31:27,469 WAKA: So, something from S. 904 00:31:27,572 --> 00:31:29,331 Kookaburra. Come hither. 905 00:31:29,434 --> 00:31:31,089 Barbecue. Please? 906 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:32,848 Roger. Take no steps. 907 00:31:32,952 --> 00:31:34,848 West's front is W. 908 00:31:34,952 --> 00:31:37,434 Wind. Take five steps. 909 00:31:37,538 --> 00:31:39,055 I got it. 910 00:31:39,158 --> 00:31:40,400 [LAUGHS] Yes. Yes. 911 00:31:40,503 --> 00:31:41,745 South-west. Over. 912 00:31:41,848 --> 00:31:43,158 Take five steps. 913 00:31:43,262 --> 00:31:45,021 Opposite of north. 914 00:31:45,124 --> 00:31:46,572 Take no steps. Oh. 915 00:31:46,676 --> 00:31:49,434 DAVE: Hang on, I don't think I'm looking at Tom. 916 00:31:49,538 --> 00:31:50,538 Over. 917 00:31:50,641 --> 00:31:52,779 Roger. Take no steps. 918 00:31:52,883 --> 00:31:54,434 It sounds like you've met Roger! 919 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:55,779 [LAUGHS] 920 00:31:55,883 --> 00:31:58,607 That's not Tom. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's... 921 00:31:58,710 --> 00:31:59,986 [LAUGHS] 922 00:32:00,089 --> 00:32:02,262 Where the [BLEEP!] are YOU? 923 00:32:02,365 --> 00:32:03,883 Over. 924 00:32:03,986 --> 00:32:06,021 Roger, take five steps. 925 00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:08,952 Were those steps towards you? Over. 926 00:32:09,055 --> 00:32:11,469 Sorry, I'm a bit busy at the moment.[LAUGHTER] 927 00:32:11,572 --> 00:32:13,365 Look at me. Over. 928 00:32:13,469 --> 00:32:14,986 Roger, take no steps. 929 00:32:15,089 --> 00:32:15,986 Oh. 930 00:32:16,089 --> 00:32:17,434 I want to talk to him first. 931 00:32:17,538 --> 00:32:19,365 Easter. Over. 932 00:32:19,469 --> 00:32:22,089 [LAUGHS] That's scary. Who is that? 933 00:32:22,193 --> 00:32:24,952 I'll give you 20 bucks if you cheat. Over. 934 00:32:25,055 --> 00:32:26,848 Take no steps. 935 00:32:26,952 --> 00:32:28,227 Tip toe. Sorry. 936 00:32:28,331 --> 00:32:29,227 Dance. Banana. 937 00:32:29,331 --> 00:32:30,814 Situation. Lunch. 938 00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:32,089 Sydney. Moonwalk. 939 00:32:32,193 --> 00:32:33,917 [YELLS] Where's Tom?! 940 00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:34,917 [LAUGHTER] 941 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:36,952 Shopping trolley. Over. 942 00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:39,227 Roger, take five steps. 943 00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:41,676 [LAUGHTER] 944 00:32:41,779 --> 00:32:42,676 Notebook. 945 00:32:42,779 --> 00:32:44,089 Take five steps. 946 00:32:44,193 --> 00:32:46,710 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 947 00:32:46,814 --> 00:32:47,952 Have you figured out a pattern? 948 00:32:48,055 --> 00:32:49,779 Yeah, I have, mate. It's taken me a while, I get it, 949 00:32:49,883 --> 00:32:51,365 but, you know, we're here now. 950 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,503 Envelope. Take five steps. 951 00:32:53,607 --> 00:32:54,779 Roger's in. 952 00:32:54,883 --> 00:32:56,641 You're so not leaving, Roger. 953 00:32:56,745 --> 00:32:57,641 Take a seat. 954 00:32:57,745 --> 00:32:59,710 Where are you? Over. 955 00:32:59,814 --> 00:33:01,434 Take five steps. 956 00:33:01,538 --> 00:33:02,745 WAKA: [LAUGHS] OK. 957 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,158 Roger! I don't need Roger to leave! 958 00:33:05,262 --> 00:33:09,158 If I attempt to do something harmful to you, he may have to come. 959 00:33:09,262 --> 00:33:10,193 What's going on? 960 00:33:10,296 --> 00:33:11,710 We're just chewing the fat. Over. 961 00:33:11,814 --> 00:33:13,503 Roger, take five step. 962 00:33:13,607 --> 00:33:14,503 [LAUGHS] 963 00:33:14,607 --> 00:33:15,607 Needless. 964 00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:17,607 Take five steps. 965 00:33:17,710 --> 00:33:19,503 Noose. Take five steps. 966 00:33:19,607 --> 00:33:20,503 Wonder. 967 00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:21,572 Take five steps. 968 00:33:21,676 --> 00:33:23,434 Is someone there? 969 00:33:23,538 --> 00:33:25,262 Is someone there? 970 00:33:25,365 --> 00:33:26,676 I can't do this to you, Roger. 971 00:33:26,779 --> 00:33:28,848 I've just got to nut this out somehow. 972 00:33:31,365 --> 00:33:33,124 [LAUGHS] 973 00:33:33,227 --> 00:33:34,124 Notorious. Over. 974 00:33:34,227 --> 00:33:35,710 Take five steps. 975 00:33:37,503 --> 00:33:38,986 [YELLS] Tommy! 976 00:33:39,089 --> 00:33:41,227 Tommy! 977 00:33:41,331 --> 00:33:42,676 [LAUGHS] 978 00:33:42,779 --> 00:33:43,883 Alright. 979 00:33:43,986 --> 00:33:45,055 Neutral. 980 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:47,124 Roger, take five steps. 981 00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:48,848 LISA: Nautilus. DAVE: Erskineville. 982 00:33:48,952 --> 00:33:49,952 WAKA: Nature. 983 00:33:51,055 --> 00:33:52,262 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 984 00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:53,227 Oh, my God. 985 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:54,434 Oh, my gosh. 986 00:33:54,538 --> 00:33:55,814 Say sorry to Roger. 987 00:33:55,917 --> 00:33:57,021 YOU can say it. 988 00:33:57,124 --> 00:33:59,021 No. I don't want to see his face again anymore. 989 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,021 OK. 990 00:34:00,124 --> 00:34:01,572 You sent me all the way off the property. 991 00:34:01,676 --> 00:34:02,986 I was on the road. 992 00:34:03,089 --> 00:34:04,400 You know where I went, man? 993 00:34:04,503 --> 00:34:06,158 I went to hell. 994 00:34:06,262 --> 00:34:09,262 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] 995 00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:13,676 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 996 00:34:13,779 --> 00:34:16,158 Now, that looked like a very long time to be stuck in a caravan. 997 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:19,365 I just first feel like I have to ask all of you, are you OK? 998 00:34:19,469 --> 00:34:20,814 [LAUGHTER] No. 999 00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:22,296 No? It hurt? LISA: That broke me. 1000 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,607 I went home that night 1001 00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:27,055 and I went back over old Taskmaster episodes 1002 00:34:27,158 --> 00:34:30,331 to try and find other people who'd experienced things similar. 1003 00:34:30,434 --> 00:34:32,365 [LAUGHTER] I was broken. 1004 00:34:32,469 --> 00:34:35,296 It's the equivalent of going to, like, a trauma support group. 1005 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,055 [LAUGHTER] 1006 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,986 Well, Hughesy, you said in your head you went to hell. 1007 00:34:40,089 --> 00:34:41,193 It was the worst day of my life. 1008 00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:42,503 [LAUGHTER] 1009 00:34:42,607 --> 00:34:43,848 No, that was awful. 1010 00:34:43,952 --> 00:34:46,469 That was... That was... I'm ringing Amnesty. That was bad. 1011 00:34:46,572 --> 00:34:48,469 Seriously, you can't do that to people. 1012 00:34:48,572 --> 00:34:50,227 Can I read out some things that Dave said? 1013 00:34:50,331 --> 00:34:51,503 Yeah. 1014 00:34:51,607 --> 00:34:52,986 "Please. I have a family." 1015 00:34:53,089 --> 00:34:55,986 [LAUGHTER] 1016 00:34:56,089 --> 00:34:57,848 "It's like this task has been directed 1017 00:34:57,952 --> 00:34:59,952 "by that Shyamalan bloke from The Sixth Sense." 1018 00:35:00,055 --> 00:35:02,434 [LAUGHTER] 1019 00:35:02,538 --> 00:35:03,848 And this is my favourite - 1020 00:35:03,952 --> 00:35:05,296 "I have missed something here, I think, 1021 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,710 "and it's caused me to be in a less-than-relaxed situation." 1022 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,434 [LAUGHTER] 1023 00:35:10,538 --> 00:35:12,193 I feel like we need some scores. 1024 00:35:12,296 --> 00:35:14,469 Well, after Lisa took Roger hostage, 1025 00:35:14,572 --> 00:35:18,262 she took 53 minutes and 48 seconds to get me to the caravan. 1026 00:35:18,365 --> 00:35:22,538 Waka's focus on Roger took him 56 minutes and 15 seconds 1027 00:35:22,641 --> 00:35:24,124 to get me to the caravan. 1028 00:35:24,227 --> 00:35:28,331 But for Dave's, I climbed over three fences, crawled through four cars, 1029 00:35:28,434 --> 00:35:31,986 was out on a public road for more than 20 minutes, 1030 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:35,710 and it took a total of one hour and 16 minutes and 24 seconds. 1031 00:35:35,814 --> 00:35:38,331 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1032 00:35:38,434 --> 00:35:39,538 OK. 1033 00:35:39,641 --> 00:35:40,538 [APPLAUSE] 1034 00:35:40,641 --> 00:35:41,883 We've got one more left, 1035 00:35:41,986 --> 00:35:43,503 and he's been very quiet throughout, 1036 00:35:43,607 --> 00:35:47,434 which makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my tummy. 1037 00:35:47,538 --> 00:35:48,986 Back after the ads! 1038 00:35:49,089 --> 00:35:51,262 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1039 00:35:58,986 --> 00:36:01,986 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1040 00:36:02,089 --> 00:36:03,814 Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 1041 00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:05,400 What's going on, Cashman? 1042 00:36:05,503 --> 00:36:07,572 Our contestants are trying to get me to the caravan. 1043 00:36:07,676 --> 00:36:09,676 The problem is there's a guy that looks like me called Roger 1044 00:36:09,779 --> 00:36:11,055 standing in their view. 1045 00:36:11,158 --> 00:36:14,021 There's also a code to move me and Roger at the same time. 1046 00:36:14,124 --> 00:36:16,469 It's an easy code. We get it. [LAUGHTER] 1047 00:36:16,572 --> 00:36:18,055 Last up, it's Tommy Little. 1048 00:36:18,158 --> 00:36:19,400 [LAUGHTER] 1049 00:36:20,607 --> 00:36:22,331 Hey, Tom! 1050 00:36:22,434 --> 00:36:24,262 That's not Tom. 1051 00:36:24,365 --> 00:36:26,021 I don't think I'm meant to talk to you yet. 1052 00:36:26,124 --> 00:36:26,986 Roger. 1053 00:36:27,089 --> 00:36:30,124 Tom, where are you? Over. 1054 00:36:30,227 --> 00:36:32,538 Roger, take no steps. 1055 00:36:32,641 --> 00:36:35,538 Why don't you just tell me how to make Roger move? Over. 1056 00:36:35,641 --> 00:36:38,572 Roger, take five steps. 1057 00:36:42,227 --> 00:36:43,227 Forward. Over. 1058 00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,193 Take no steps. 1059 00:36:47,676 --> 00:36:48,779 Oh, hey, Tom! 1060 00:36:48,883 --> 00:36:49,779 Hi, Tommy. 1061 00:36:49,883 --> 00:36:51,400 Have you got any clues? 1062 00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:52,434 None I can reveal. 1063 00:36:52,538 --> 00:36:53,883 Mm! 1064 00:36:53,986 --> 00:36:55,400 White shirt. Over. 1065 00:36:55,503 --> 00:36:57,572 Roger, take five steps. 1066 00:36:58,572 --> 00:37:00,296 [LAUGHS] 1067 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,365 Wow! 1068 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:02,986 Can you please take more steps? Over. 1069 00:37:03,089 --> 00:37:04,434 Take no steps. 1070 00:37:04,538 --> 00:37:06,021 Range Rover. Kiwi fruit. 1071 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:07,158 Fight. Apple. 1072 00:37:07,262 --> 00:37:08,158 Over. 1073 00:37:08,262 --> 00:37:09,986 Take no steps. Damn it! 1074 00:37:10,089 --> 00:37:11,021 Help! 1075 00:37:11,124 --> 00:37:12,469 You can figure it out. 1076 00:37:12,572 --> 00:37:14,641 I can't, bro. It's a brain game. I'm not good at brain games. 1077 00:37:14,745 --> 00:37:15,641 I believe in you. 1078 00:37:15,745 --> 00:37:17,227 [YELLS] Give me a hint! 1079 00:37:17,331 --> 00:37:19,158 Roger, take no steps. 1080 00:37:19,262 --> 00:37:20,710 Who's Roger? Over. 1081 00:37:20,814 --> 00:37:22,710 Roger, take five steps. 1082 00:37:22,814 --> 00:37:24,676 Argh! 1083 00:37:24,779 --> 00:37:27,089 This game sucks, bro! Over. 1084 00:37:27,193 --> 00:37:28,262 Take no steps. 1085 00:37:28,365 --> 00:37:29,676 Tom, oi, bro, 1086 00:37:29,779 --> 00:37:31,676 this actually hasn't got anything to do with the game, 1087 00:37:31,779 --> 00:37:34,055 I just REALLY need to chat to you, 1088 00:37:34,158 --> 00:37:35,848 so, can you come to the caravan? Over. 1089 00:37:35,952 --> 00:37:37,365 Roger, take no steps. 1090 00:37:37,469 --> 00:37:39,400 Tom, this is where I'm gonna die, isn't it? 1091 00:37:39,503 --> 00:37:41,124 Roger, take no steps. 1092 00:37:41,227 --> 00:37:42,572 I can't even see you anymore, bro. 1093 00:37:42,676 --> 00:37:45,986 Both Roger and I have reached the bounds of the retreat. 1094 00:37:46,089 --> 00:37:47,400 He is committed. 1095 00:37:47,503 --> 00:37:49,158 The poor bloke's in the fence. 1096 00:37:49,262 --> 00:37:50,572 Take no steps. 1097 00:37:50,676 --> 00:37:53,089 [BLEEP!] you, Tom. Over. 1098 00:37:53,193 --> 00:37:54,710 Roger, take no steps. 1099 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:57,021 Nuh, nuh, that wasn't for Roger, bro. That was just for you. 1100 00:37:57,124 --> 00:37:59,055 Go [BLEEP!] yourself forever. Please. Over. 1101 00:37:59,158 --> 00:38:00,262 Take five steps. 1102 00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:02,089 [YELLS] No! 1103 00:38:02,193 --> 00:38:04,745 Stop [BLEEP!] moving, Roger! 1104 00:38:04,848 --> 00:38:06,365 Trees. Xylophone. 1105 00:38:06,469 --> 00:38:07,779 Helium balloons. Over. 1106 00:38:07,883 --> 00:38:09,021 Take no steps. 1107 00:38:09,124 --> 00:38:10,538 Terrible Tuesdays. Grapes. 1108 00:38:10,641 --> 00:38:12,400 Can we start again? Over. 1109 00:38:12,503 --> 00:38:13,538 [LAUGHTER] 1110 00:38:13,641 --> 00:38:15,952 Radical radishes. Over. 1111 00:38:16,055 --> 00:38:17,745 Roger, take no steps. 1112 00:38:17,848 --> 00:38:19,538 [YELLS] Goddammit! 1113 00:38:21,779 --> 00:38:23,469 Eat an apple. 1114 00:38:23,572 --> 00:38:24,503 Over. 1115 00:38:24,607 --> 00:38:26,745 Roger, take five steps. 1116 00:38:29,952 --> 00:38:31,883 Tom, this is where I'm gonna die, isn't it? 1117 00:38:31,986 --> 00:38:33,055 Take no steps. 1118 00:38:33,158 --> 00:38:34,917 I'm not good at brain games. I believe in you. 1119 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,262 Eat an apple. 1120 00:38:36,365 --> 00:38:37,469 Take five steps. 1121 00:38:37,572 --> 00:38:39,055 Who's Roger? Take five... 1122 00:38:39,158 --> 00:38:40,572 That's not Tom. No steps. 1123 00:38:40,676 --> 00:38:41,745 Five steps. 1124 00:38:41,848 --> 00:38:42,745 [OVERLAPPING VOICES] 1125 00:38:42,848 --> 00:38:44,572 Oh, my gosh! 1126 00:38:44,676 --> 00:38:46,055 Eager beavers. Over. 1127 00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:47,883 Roger, take five steps. 1128 00:38:47,986 --> 00:38:49,365 Earth is flat. Over. 1129 00:38:49,469 --> 00:38:51,124 Roger, take five steps. 1130 00:38:51,227 --> 00:38:52,917 Oh, my God! 1131 00:38:53,021 --> 00:38:54,779 No-one's gonna work that out! 1132 00:38:54,883 --> 00:38:57,262 Even a genius wouldn't work that out. Over. 1133 00:38:57,365 --> 00:38:59,193 Roger, take five steps. 1134 00:39:01,193 --> 00:39:03,883 Neither of you are invited to the Christmas party. Over. 1135 00:39:03,986 --> 00:39:06,331 Nickelback is Tom's favourite band. Over. 1136 00:39:06,434 --> 00:39:09,331 I've never been happier and angrier to see you. 1137 00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:10,676 Earrings are beautiful. 1138 00:39:10,779 --> 00:39:11,745 Take five steps. 1139 00:39:11,848 --> 00:39:13,262 Come to Papa. Big ones! Big ones! 1140 00:39:14,779 --> 00:39:16,124 [BLOWS WHISTLE] Yes! 1141 00:39:16,227 --> 00:39:17,331 Good time! 1142 00:39:17,434 --> 00:39:19,021 You did it. That was awesome. 1143 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:20,365 Thank you, Roger. 1144 00:39:20,469 --> 00:39:23,434 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1145 00:39:24,641 --> 00:39:25,607 Um... 1146 00:39:25,710 --> 00:39:26,986 [LAUGHTER] 1147 00:39:27,089 --> 00:39:29,400 No need to check the scores. Let's just say it was quick. 1148 00:39:29,503 --> 00:39:30,779 [LAUGHTER] 1149 00:39:30,883 --> 00:39:33,227 Talk us through your... your emotions. 1150 00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:35,227 It was a pretty dark place, Tom. 1151 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,055 And, so, you've got your pilot's licence... 1152 00:39:37,158 --> 00:39:38,676 Yeah...and to get your pilot's licence, 1153 00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:40,331 you had to learn about navigation, right? 1154 00:39:40,434 --> 00:39:42,124 No, we don't do that in riddles. 1155 00:39:42,227 --> 00:39:43,365 [LAUGHTER] 1156 00:39:43,469 --> 00:39:45,158 Might shock you. 1157 00:39:45,262 --> 00:39:48,365 Good to know. OK. We're all desperate to know the score. 1158 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:50,641 Well, Tommy saw me after seven minutes... 1159 00:39:50,745 --> 00:39:52,676 Ohh! ..and 11 seconds, 1160 00:39:52,779 --> 00:39:57,158 but it still took him 51 minutes and 20 seconds to get me to the caravan, 1161 00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:58,296 which is the second fastest. 1162 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,986 [YELLS] Is it?! [ALL EXCLAIM] 1163 00:40:00,089 --> 00:40:00,986 Is it?! 1164 00:40:01,089 --> 00:40:03,952 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1165 00:40:04,055 --> 00:40:05,193 LISA: Well done, Tommy. 1166 00:40:05,296 --> 00:40:06,193 [APPLAUSE] 1167 00:40:06,296 --> 00:40:07,538 We did it! 1168 00:40:07,641 --> 00:40:08,607 We did it! 1169 00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,400 We're so smart! 1170 00:40:10,503 --> 00:40:12,193 Suck on that, Hughes! 1171 00:40:12,296 --> 00:40:14,538 [LAUGHTER] Oh! How?! 1172 00:40:14,641 --> 00:40:18,331 So, that means Dave gets 1 point, Waka gets 2, 3 to Lisa, 1173 00:40:18,434 --> 00:40:19,779 Tommy gets 4, 1174 00:40:19,883 --> 00:40:21,434 and Emma wins the task with 5 points! 1175 00:40:21,538 --> 00:40:23,331 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1176 00:40:23,434 --> 00:40:25,365 We did it! We did it, baby. 1177 00:40:25,469 --> 00:40:28,331 OK, use those newfound senses of direction 1178 00:40:28,434 --> 00:40:31,883 and navigate your way up onto the stage for the final task of the show! 1179 00:40:31,986 --> 00:40:35,262 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1180 00:40:36,676 --> 00:40:39,124 Dude, who's reading the task? 1181 00:40:39,227 --> 00:40:40,779 Emma will read this one. 1182 00:40:40,883 --> 00:40:42,089 Ohh... 1183 00:40:42,193 --> 00:40:44,572 [READS] "Sing an original love song to the Taskmaster 1184 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:46,262 "over your 30-second melody. 1185 00:40:46,365 --> 00:40:49,434 "A bonus point will be given for the best lyrics." 1186 00:40:49,538 --> 00:40:50,676 [LAUGHTER] 1187 00:40:50,779 --> 00:40:52,572 I've got some great news for you, Emma, as well. 1188 00:40:52,676 --> 00:40:53,572 You're up first. 1189 00:40:53,676 --> 00:40:55,089 AUDIENCE: Ohh! 1190 00:40:55,193 --> 00:40:56,917 Good luck. 1191 00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:58,400 [APPLAUSE] 1192 00:40:58,503 --> 00:41:01,883 Take it away, Emma! Waka! Tommy! Lisa! Dave! 1193 00:41:01,986 --> 00:41:04,676 [SINGS] # Tom Gleeson 1194 00:41:04,779 --> 00:41:08,745 # Your head is nice and shiny 1195 00:41:08,848 --> 00:41:11,745 # I could not love you more 1196 00:41:11,848 --> 00:41:15,469 # If my heart was so tiny... # 1197 00:41:15,572 --> 00:41:18,262 [SINGS] # Taskmaster 1198 00:41:18,365 --> 00:41:20,193 # Tom Gleeson 1199 00:41:20,296 --> 00:41:23,089 # You're beautiful, smart 1200 00:41:23,193 --> 00:41:24,883 # Good-looking 1201 00:41:24,986 --> 00:41:29,296 # Everyone likes you... # 1202 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,055 [SINGS] # My name's Tommy 1203 00:41:31,158 --> 00:41:32,883 # And your name is Tom 1204 00:41:32,986 --> 00:41:36,779 # Together we could be the mother-[BLEEP!] bomb 1205 00:41:36,883 --> 00:41:38,538 # I want to get to know you 1206 00:41:38,641 --> 00:41:40,538 # In between the sheets 1207 00:41:40,641 --> 00:41:43,848 # And everything you do, yeah I find it really neat... # 1208 00:41:44,848 --> 00:41:48,227 [SINGS] # I'm dreaming 1209 00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:50,779 # Of you 1210 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:53,434 # With those eyes 1211 00:41:53,538 --> 00:41:55,883 # Oh, so blue... # 1212 00:41:55,986 --> 00:41:58,124 [SINGS] # T-o-o-o-o-o-o-m 1213 00:41:58,227 --> 00:42:01,365 # Glees-o-o-o-on 1214 00:42:02,572 --> 00:42:06,021 # Tommy Gleeson 1215 00:42:07,503 --> 00:42:11,365 # I just want to look at you 1216 00:42:11,469 --> 00:42:15,193 # And be mesmerised by your smile! # 1217 00:42:15,296 --> 00:42:16,331 [LAUGHTER] 1218 00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:20,434 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1219 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:21,848 AUDIENCE: Ohh! 1220 00:42:21,952 --> 00:42:24,365 What? Oh, my God! 1221 00:42:24,469 --> 00:42:25,710 DAVE: No! 1222 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:27,779 What? 1223 00:42:27,883 --> 00:42:28,952 [LAUGHTER] 1224 00:42:29,055 --> 00:42:31,503 [READS] "Lip sync to your original love song." 1225 00:42:31,607 --> 00:42:34,814 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] 1226 00:42:34,917 --> 00:42:36,296 "Best lip-syncing wins." 1227 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,227 Emma, please, step up. 1228 00:42:38,331 --> 00:42:40,917 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1229 00:42:41,021 --> 00:42:42,745 Emma, take it away. 1230 00:42:42,848 --> 00:42:46,434 [SOMBRE PIANO MUSIC PLAYS] 1231 00:42:46,538 --> 00:42:47,779 LISA: Oh! 1232 00:42:47,883 --> 00:42:50,021 [LAUGHTER] 1233 00:42:50,124 --> 00:42:52,745 # Tom Gleeson 1234 00:42:52,848 --> 00:42:56,641 # Your head is nice and shiny 1235 00:42:56,745 --> 00:42:59,676 # I could not love you more 1236 00:42:59,779 --> 00:43:03,021 # If my heart was so tiny 1237 00:43:03,124 --> 00:43:06,365 # I wish you weren't married 1238 00:43:06,469 --> 00:43:10,641 # And I wish I wasn't either 1239 00:43:10,745 --> 00:43:12,365 # But that's the deal. # 1240 00:43:12,469 --> 00:43:13,400 [LAUGHTER] 1241 00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:18,089 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1242 00:43:18,193 --> 00:43:20,469 Next up - Waka. Please, step up to the plate. 1243 00:43:20,572 --> 00:43:22,503 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1244 00:43:22,607 --> 00:43:23,848 Take it away. 1245 00:43:23,952 --> 00:43:25,952 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYS] 1246 00:43:26,055 --> 00:43:27,089 LISA: God. 1247 00:43:27,193 --> 00:43:29,676 # Taskmaster 1248 00:43:29,779 --> 00:43:31,779 # Tom Gleeson 1249 00:43:31,883 --> 00:43:35,227 # You're beautiful, smart 1250 00:43:35,331 --> 00:43:36,503 # Good-looking 1251 00:43:36,607 --> 00:43:41,158 # Everyone likes you! 1252 00:43:41,262 --> 00:43:45,814 # And you are the only one 1253 00:43:46,848 --> 00:43:51,469 # Who makes everyone laugh, smile 1254 00:43:51,572 --> 00:43:53,676 # And happy! # 1255 00:43:53,779 --> 00:43:58,089 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1256 00:43:58,193 --> 00:44:00,538 Tommy, please, step up to the microphone. 1257 00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:03,538 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Tommy, take it away. 1258 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:07,055 [LIVELY POP MUSIC PLAYS] 1259 00:44:07,158 --> 00:44:09,055 # My name's Tommy 1260 00:44:09,158 --> 00:44:11,262 # And your name is Tom 1261 00:44:11,365 --> 00:44:15,124 # Together we could be the mother-[BLEEP!] bomb 1262 00:44:15,227 --> 00:44:18,400 # I want to get to know you in between the sheets 1263 00:44:18,503 --> 00:44:21,917 # And everything you do, yeah I find it really neat 1264 00:44:22,021 --> 00:44:24,710 # You're my Taskmaster, baby 1265 00:44:25,745 --> 00:44:29,158 # You drive me so very crazy 1266 00:44:29,262 --> 00:44:33,055 # You're my Taskmaster, baby! # 1267 00:44:33,158 --> 00:44:38,572 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1268 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:41,331 OK, two more lip-syncers to go. 1269 00:44:41,434 --> 00:44:43,193 Why don't you go and wet your lips with a nice beverage? 1270 00:44:43,296 --> 00:44:44,641 We'll see you after this. 1271 00:44:44,745 --> 00:44:46,745 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1272 00:44:55,158 --> 00:44:57,365 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1273 00:44:57,469 --> 00:44:59,848 Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster. 1274 00:44:59,952 --> 00:45:01,400 This is the last part of the show 1275 00:45:01,503 --> 00:45:03,917 where I'm being serenaded by lip-syncers. 1276 00:45:04,021 --> 00:45:05,572 That's right, our contestants are lip-syncing 1277 00:45:05,676 --> 00:45:08,538 to their own song that they wrote and recorded five minutes ago. 1278 00:45:08,641 --> 00:45:11,779 Next up - Lisa. Please, step up to the microphone. 1279 00:45:11,883 --> 00:45:13,124 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1280 00:45:13,227 --> 00:45:15,641 Lisa, take it away. 1281 00:45:15,745 --> 00:45:19,021 [MOODY MUSIC PLAYS] 1282 00:45:19,124 --> 00:45:20,538 [LAUGHTER] 1283 00:45:20,641 --> 00:45:23,710 # I'm dreaming 1284 00:45:23,814 --> 00:45:27,021 # Of you 1285 00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:29,296 # With those eyes 1286 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,021 # Oh, so blue 1287 00:45:34,227 --> 00:45:37,400 # You make 1288 00:45:37,503 --> 00:45:40,572 # Me feel so 1289 00:45:40,676 --> 00:45:44,572 # Fuzzy-wuzzy. # 1290 00:45:44,676 --> 00:45:48,055 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1291 00:45:48,158 --> 00:45:49,986 Incredible. 1292 00:45:50,089 --> 00:45:51,917 Dave, please, step up to the microphone. 1293 00:45:52,021 --> 00:45:54,538 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1294 00:45:54,641 --> 00:45:55,883 Take it away! 1295 00:45:55,986 --> 00:45:57,710 [ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC PLAYS] 1296 00:45:57,814 --> 00:46:00,124 # T-o-o-o-o-o-o-m 1297 00:46:00,227 --> 00:46:03,021 # Glees-o-o-o-n 1298 00:46:04,227 --> 00:46:07,917 # Tommy Gleeson 1299 00:46:10,262 --> 00:46:14,434 # When you get yelling 1300 00:46:14,538 --> 00:46:19,986 # I get butterflies in my belly 1301 00:46:20,089 --> 00:46:24,158 # I just want to look at you 1302 00:46:24,262 --> 00:46:28,365 # And be mesmerised by your smile! # 1303 00:46:28,469 --> 00:46:29,710 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1304 00:46:29,814 --> 00:46:30,883 Wow. 1305 00:46:30,986 --> 00:46:34,227 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1306 00:46:34,331 --> 00:46:37,710 Alright, all you crooners, come down here so we can score the thing. 1307 00:46:37,814 --> 00:46:40,814 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1308 00:46:43,158 --> 00:46:44,607 OK. 1309 00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:46,848 Uh... So, I have to hand out some scores. 1310 00:46:46,952 --> 00:46:48,296 Yes, please. Alright. 1311 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,262 It's just the best lip-syncing, doesn't matter what the song is? 1312 00:46:50,365 --> 00:46:51,400 That's right. 1313 00:46:51,503 --> 00:46:54,262 1 point to Waka 'cause his lips kind of didn't move. 1314 00:46:54,365 --> 00:46:55,917 [LAUGHTER] 1315 00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,193 I'm gonna give 2 points to Hughesy. 1316 00:46:57,296 --> 00:46:59,814 His lips were moving very much out of sync with the lyrics. 1317 00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:02,952 Plus it was just horrific to have to be dragged through that again. 1318 00:47:03,055 --> 00:47:04,365 3 points to Tommy Little. 1319 00:47:04,469 --> 00:47:07,124 Again, great lip-syncing and a great performance. 1320 00:47:07,227 --> 00:47:08,641 4 points to Emma Holland. 1321 00:47:08,745 --> 00:47:10,814 Almost couldn't tell that you were lip-syncing. 1322 00:47:10,917 --> 00:47:12,745 But 5 points to Lisa McCune 'cause it was... 1323 00:47:12,848 --> 00:47:14,469 Oh, thank you. ..it was perfect. 1324 00:47:14,572 --> 00:47:17,676 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1325 00:47:17,779 --> 00:47:20,021 You've also got to give a bonus point for the best lyrics. 1326 00:47:20,124 --> 00:47:21,814 Oh, easy. Lisa. OK. 1327 00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:22,814 [LAUGHTER] 1328 00:47:22,917 --> 00:47:25,676 Buy in with 6 points. [APPLAUSE] 1329 00:47:25,779 --> 00:47:28,124 So, what does that do to the series scores? 1330 00:47:28,227 --> 00:47:31,917 Well, as usual, we've got Dave Hughes at the back on 112 points, 1331 00:47:32,021 --> 00:47:34,779 but Emma is still in the lead with 157 points! 1332 00:47:34,883 --> 00:47:37,676 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1333 00:47:37,779 --> 00:47:39,331 And then for this episode 1334 00:47:39,434 --> 00:47:42,089 Dave is on 9 points, we've got Waka on 11, 1335 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,952 Tommy on 15, Lisa on 17, 1336 00:47:44,055 --> 00:47:45,331 but, just pipping her by 1 point, 1337 00:47:45,434 --> 00:47:47,779 Emma Holland's won another episode with 18 points! 1338 00:47:47,883 --> 00:47:48,814 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1339 00:47:48,917 --> 00:47:51,124 Alright, Emma, get out of our sight 1340 00:47:51,227 --> 00:47:54,193 and take your heebie-jeebie-giving things with ya. 1341 00:47:54,296 --> 00:47:55,848 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1342 00:47:55,952 --> 00:47:57,193 But what have WE learnt? 1343 00:47:57,296 --> 00:48:00,434 We learnt once again that Hughesy has zero musical talent. 1344 00:48:00,538 --> 00:48:01,641 [LAUGHTER] 1345 00:48:01,745 --> 00:48:03,710 And we learnt that Tom Cashman 1346 00:48:03,814 --> 00:48:05,917 wants the words 'beepie beepies' 1347 00:48:06,021 --> 00:48:07,538 on his gravestone. 1348 00:48:07,641 --> 00:48:08,883 [LAUGHTER] 1349 00:48:08,986 --> 00:48:11,883 Give one more cheer to Emma for cleaning up with another one! 1350 00:48:11,986 --> 00:48:14,227 Thanks for watching. See you next time! 1351 00:48:14,331 --> 00:48:18,779 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1352 00:48:18,883 --> 00:48:21,262 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1353 00:48:21,365 --> 00:48:26,848 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1354 00:48:29,952 --> 00:48:32,434 Welcome to the season finale of Taskmaster. 1355 00:48:32,538 --> 00:48:34,193 Ohh! Argh! 1356 00:48:35,227 --> 00:48:36,262 Agh! 1357 00:48:36,365 --> 00:48:38,779 You are a loser! 1358 00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:40,400 I kind of like it. Thanks for saying that. 1359 00:48:40,503 --> 00:48:42,158 I'll be honest, it [BLEEP!] threw me. 1360 00:48:44,158 --> 00:48:45,365 [GAGS] 1361 00:48:45,469 --> 00:48:47,676 We need another 10 episodes. We're just warming up, baby. 1362 00:48:47,779 --> 00:48:49,021 [LAUGHTER] 1363 00:48:49,124 --> 00:48:51,089 Captions by Red Bee Media