1 00:00:02,413 --> 00:00:05,620 That's a shocking start. Stop. 2 00:00:06,758 --> 00:00:07,827 Ah! 3 00:00:13,103 --> 00:00:15,689 Yep. That's it. Where's Tom?! 4 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:18,551 Ah! 5 00:00:21,448 --> 00:00:22,655 Ah. Ah! 6 00:00:22,758 --> 00:00:24,275 Ah, ah, ah! No! 7 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:25,517 I hate you! 8 00:00:27,931 --> 00:00:29,206 Let me out of here! 9 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:40,620 Hello and welcome to Taskmaster, 10 00:00:40,724 --> 00:00:44,965 or as the oldies know it, the gritty reboot of Burgo's Catchphrase. 11 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:49,172 Or as the youth know it, the woke remake of Hot Dogs Up Late, 12 00:00:49,275 --> 00:00:52,000 or as you and I know it, the season finale. 13 00:00:52,103 --> 00:00:54,137 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 14 00:00:55,241 --> 00:00:58,620 Racing towards the end of the competition for arbitrary glory, 15 00:00:58,724 --> 00:01:00,793 and a yellow highlight around their name 16 00:01:00,896 --> 00:01:02,931 on this season's Wikipedia entry 17 00:01:03,034 --> 00:01:04,793 are Dave Hughes... 18 00:01:04,896 --> 00:01:06,827 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 19 00:01:06,931 --> 00:01:08,103 ..Emma Holland... 20 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:09,551 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 21 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:10,586 ..Lisa McCune... 22 00:01:10,689 --> 00:01:12,758 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 23 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:13,965 ..Takashi Wakasugi... 24 00:01:14,068 --> 00:01:15,413 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 25 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:16,655 ..and Tommy Little. 26 00:01:16,758 --> 00:01:18,689 Hello. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 27 00:01:18,793 --> 00:01:23,275 And next to me, the guy who wasn't sure about working for Channel 10 28 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:26,551 because back in the day, Cheez TV was too rude for him... 29 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,586 ..it's Tom Cashman. 30 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,689 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 31 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:34,275 How are you, mate? 32 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:35,586 Not bad now I've got this. 33 00:01:35,689 --> 00:01:37,206 Yeah, you've really committed, haven't you? 34 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:40,586 Yeah. I think now people are finally going to take me seriously. 35 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:42,068 OK. 36 00:01:42,172 --> 00:01:43,931 Not in general, just when I say the phrase 37 00:01:44,034 --> 00:01:45,965 "I wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole." 38 00:01:46,068 --> 00:01:47,482 [LAUGHTER] 39 00:01:49,103 --> 00:01:51,689 Because most people, when they say that phrase, people think, 40 00:01:51,793 --> 00:01:53,793 well, they don't have a 10-foot pole. 41 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,931 Whereas when I say it, people are going to think, 42 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:58,310 "I've heard he actually has one at home." 43 00:01:59,965 --> 00:02:01,103 It's not bad. 44 00:02:01,206 --> 00:02:03,103 But do you think we should start the show again 45 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,551 without you holding it, just in case... 46 00:02:05,862 --> 00:02:07,482 Just... Just so we've got options? 47 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,310 [AUDIENCE GROANS] 48 00:02:11,413 --> 00:02:14,310 Like, seriously. Don't encourage him. 49 00:02:15,517 --> 00:02:18,551 OK, let's have the last prize task for the season, please. 50 00:02:18,655 --> 00:02:20,448 Of course our first task is a prize task. 51 00:02:20,551 --> 00:02:22,275 Each of our contestants have brought in a prize, 52 00:02:22,379 --> 00:02:23,482 and the winner of tonight's episode 53 00:02:23,586 --> 00:02:25,724 will take home all five of those prizes. 54 00:02:25,827 --> 00:02:28,137 Tonight, our contestants have brought in what they consider 55 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:32,103 to be the most satisfying thing to throw into the Grand Canyon. 56 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:35,103 Ooh! Tommy, what have you brought in? 57 00:02:35,206 --> 00:02:36,827 Uh, mine's pretty self-explanatory. 58 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,620 Yeah, you all get it. Let's move on. 59 00:02:43,137 --> 00:02:44,482 I don't get it. What is it? 60 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:46,000 I did the Celebrity Grand Prix, 61 00:02:46,103 --> 00:02:48,586 and I broke the record for most number of cars written off. 62 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:52,137 And they told me I wasn't allowed to take any pieces of the cars. 63 00:02:52,241 --> 00:02:53,689 But because I wrote off so many, 64 00:02:53,793 --> 00:02:57,172 they couldn't keep track of them all, so that's the bit I have. 65 00:02:57,275 --> 00:02:59,206 And I thought there's been plenty of scenes in movies 66 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:02,000 where people have driven cars, like, into the Grand Canyon, 67 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:04,068 but no-one's just thrown a bit. 68 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,137 Did you bring this in 69 00:03:09,241 --> 00:03:11,275 so you could mention you did the Celebrity Grand Prix? 70 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:12,793 Yeah, amongst other reasons, yeah. 71 00:03:12,896 --> 00:03:14,793 OK. It's not that big a deal. I've done it. 72 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:16,379 Have you done it? I've done it. Absolutely. 73 00:03:16,482 --> 00:03:17,827 Lisa McCune, have you done it? No. 74 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:18,896 OK. No. 75 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,310 Why aren't you asking me? DAVE: Oh. 76 00:03:21,413 --> 00:03:23,034 Due to your profile. 77 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:27,275 She's on the way up, though. If they bring it back, she'll be in there. 78 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:28,551 I'm on the way up. 79 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:31,241 And I'll be waving and going, "Can I come for a ride?" 80 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:34,448 I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole. 81 00:03:35,724 --> 00:03:37,724 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 82 00:03:40,413 --> 00:03:41,931 Uh, Waka, what did you bring in? 83 00:03:42,034 --> 00:03:44,655 I bought, uh, silicone. 84 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,000 Silicone? OK. 85 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:50,689 So I want to put the silicone to the Grand Canyon 86 00:03:50,793 --> 00:03:54,379 and wait for a few, like 20 minutes, half an hour, 87 00:03:54,482 --> 00:03:57,344 get... The silicone going to get hard, right? 88 00:03:57,448 --> 00:04:02,137 And then you can play LEGO. 89 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:06,379 So you want to take a mould of the canyon? 90 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:07,448 Yeah. 91 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,689 And then pull it out and create a mountain range? 92 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:11,034 Yeah. 93 00:04:11,137 --> 00:04:14,827 It's kind of cool. It's a bit [BLEEP] weird, but it's cool. 94 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,172 Uh, Lisa. 95 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:22,137 I have a lot of manuals at home for items, 96 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:24,241 you know, electronics, televisions. 97 00:04:24,344 --> 00:04:27,827 And I would happily throw them all into the Grand Canyon. 98 00:04:27,931 --> 00:04:30,689 That first one is an instruction manual for a toaster. 99 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:32,344 Yeah. I know. 100 00:04:32,448 --> 00:04:35,655 Yeah, it might have some interesting functions that you might need to... 101 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:39,241 And safety warnings and things, but you can get them all online now. 102 00:04:39,344 --> 00:04:40,655 You need instructions for a toaster 103 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,655 because sometimes it's like 1 to 10 and you're like 104 00:04:42,758 --> 00:04:45,275 is that 10 like high in temperature or high in time? 105 00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:47,586 Oh, my God. We get it. You have a rich-person toaster. 106 00:04:47,689 --> 00:04:49,172 OK. 107 00:04:49,275 --> 00:04:52,793 Well, you know, improve your comedy and you can get there too. 108 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:02,689 Dave. I brought in a big piano. 109 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:05,517 It's been in my wife's family for generations. 110 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:09,034 Oh, hang on. You brought in a rocking horse... 111 00:05:09,137 --> 00:05:11,793 Yeah, I'm getting rid of some shit, I can tell you, so... 112 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:13,068 But this one... 113 00:05:13,172 --> 00:05:15,241 Hang on. Are you just getting rid of your wife's items? 114 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:18,931 Well, I could win it back if I win the episode. 115 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,448 But, honestly, that is in our what we call the toy room. 116 00:05:23,551 --> 00:05:25,517 And I want a table tennis table in there. 117 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:29,172 So, um, let's get rid of that one, so... 118 00:05:30,241 --> 00:05:31,379 Uh, Emma. 119 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:33,827 Um, the thing I think that would be most satisfying 120 00:05:33,931 --> 00:05:36,379 to throw into the Grand Canyon is the evidence. 121 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,137 [LAUGHTER] 122 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:46,068 Uh, the evidence of what? 123 00:05:46,172 --> 00:05:47,896 None of your business, mate. 124 00:05:49,206 --> 00:05:51,413 I feel like that's the end of a very long project. 125 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:55,482 It's so satisfying just to be like, "All done." 126 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,689 OK, well, I should give out some scores. 127 00:05:58,793 --> 00:05:59,931 Yes, please. 128 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:02,310 Most of them were just using the Grand Canyon as a bin. 129 00:06:03,724 --> 00:06:05,137 So starting at the bottom, 130 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:06,827 I'm gonna go with Tommy Little with one 131 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:09,586 just for a piece of car that he wants to throw in there. 132 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:11,862 Then Lisa's two points because it's some old used manuals. 133 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:15,413 And also I kind of feel like they should go in the paper bin recycling. 134 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:17,655 Three points to Hughesy for the piano because, again, 135 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:19,206 he's trying to get rid of some junk. 136 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:20,827 But then we move into fruity territory, 137 00:06:20,931 --> 00:06:22,620 which is their speciality. 138 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:24,275 So I'm going to give four points to Emma 139 00:06:24,379 --> 00:06:26,931 for trying to get rid of the evidence, because it was creative. 140 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:29,000 But five points to Waka because he's a fruit bat. 141 00:06:29,103 --> 00:06:31,137 He's going to take a mould of the entire Grand Canyon. 142 00:06:31,241 --> 00:06:33,206 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 143 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:37,551 OK, how about before we go any further, 144 00:06:37,655 --> 00:06:40,137 you give us a series score update, Lesser Tom? 145 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:42,620 In last place, we have Dave on 115 points. 146 00:06:42,724 --> 00:06:47,793 Next up we have Lisa on 130 points, Tommy on 133, Waka's on 146. 147 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:49,620 But out in front at the moment is Emma Holland, 148 00:06:49,724 --> 00:06:51,689 with 161 points for the season. 149 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:54,310 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 150 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:57,448 OK, well, time to kick it off a task, please, Lesser Tom. 151 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,586 It's our final team task for the season. 152 00:06:59,689 --> 00:07:01,689 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 153 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:14,620 Where do we go? Where is he? 154 00:07:14,724 --> 00:07:16,965 Where's our Tom? Where's our Tom? 155 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:18,000 [DOOR CLATTERS] 156 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:19,793 Oh, that's cool. Oh, my God! 157 00:07:19,896 --> 00:07:22,172 Jesus! Shit! 158 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,000 Oh, my gosh. 159 00:07:25,103 --> 00:07:26,482 This is quick. This is quick. 160 00:07:26,586 --> 00:07:28,344 Well, I reckon we can't muck about here. 161 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,517 Want me to do... Yeah. 162 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:30,517 ..aggressive? Yeah. 163 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:32,689 Charge! 164 00:07:32,793 --> 00:07:35,896 Your charge must strike fear into your enemy. 165 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,482 Your charge will be played back in super slow motion. 166 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:43,310 The charge that most strikes fear into an enemy wins. 167 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:46,551 A bonus point will be given... ..to the most formidable enemy. 168 00:07:46,655 --> 00:07:47,724 You have 45 minutes. 169 00:07:47,827 --> 00:07:49,379 Time starts now. Time starts now. 170 00:07:49,482 --> 00:07:51,896 You know, the first thing I think of when I think of super-slow motion 171 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,344 is I think of Matt Shirvington sprinting. 172 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:58,034 Do you remember the package shots? Just me? You remember. 173 00:07:59,137 --> 00:08:01,448 Do you know what we could do? What? 174 00:08:07,103 --> 00:08:08,068 What are you doing? 175 00:08:08,172 --> 00:08:09,482 Yeah. 176 00:08:09,586 --> 00:08:12,758 I think I want to charge something big. 177 00:08:12,862 --> 00:08:15,931 Global warming. Global warming? That's great. 178 00:08:16,034 --> 00:08:19,965 We've got an idea, mate. None of your business. 179 00:08:20,068 --> 00:08:21,344 [ROARS] 180 00:08:22,448 --> 00:08:23,862 Plenty more where that came from, mate. 181 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:26,413 [ROARS FEEBLY] Don't give him too much. 182 00:08:26,517 --> 00:08:27,620 Alright, shall we do global warming? 183 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:28,655 Yeah. That's a great idea. 184 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,103 It's so boring. Oh, Tommy. 185 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:34,034 Why? I'm picturing Matt Shirvington. 186 00:08:34,137 --> 00:08:36,241 You can still do it. He can still do it. 187 00:08:36,344 --> 00:08:38,379 Let's do global warming, then. 188 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:44,310 OK, so the teams are back, 189 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:46,103 so we've got the Aged Team and the Better Team. 190 00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:49,413 And so all we're really doing is just looking for 191 00:08:49,517 --> 00:08:53,103 the best interpretation of what an epic charge should be. 192 00:08:53,206 --> 00:08:55,137 Charge that most strikes fear into an enemy wins. 193 00:08:55,241 --> 00:08:57,482 And there's a bonus point for the most formidable enemy. 194 00:08:57,586 --> 00:08:59,344 OK, which team is first? 195 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:00,655 It's Waka, Emma, and Tommy. 196 00:09:00,758 --> 00:09:02,758 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 197 00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:16,068 [ALL YELL] 198 00:09:19,448 --> 00:09:21,413 [CONTINUE YELLING] 199 00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:31,379 Hang on, I've lost my dick! 200 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:33,172 I've lost my dick. 201 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,482 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 202 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,724 Oh, no. Well, this is really making me rethink my actions. 203 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,931 Still unhappy we went with the whole global warming thing. 204 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,689 I think you look pretty happy. Yeah. 205 00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:24,413 No, this is me unhappy. Oh, lucky man. 206 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:35,103 Good to see the straightforward comedy of Tommy Little has returned. 207 00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:38,137 So let me get it straight. So Waka was hydroelectricity? 208 00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:39,172 Yep. 209 00:10:39,275 --> 00:10:40,310 Emma was solar power. Yeah. 210 00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:42,827 And Tommy was the host of Sunrise. 211 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:46,379 That's a renewable. 212 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:47,517 Solar? Yeah. 213 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:50,275 And if I spin fast enough, it's a wind turbine. 214 00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:54,103 Do you think anyone watching after that 215 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:56,379 will rethink their contribution to global warming? 216 00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:58,551 Yeah, Greta Thunberg. Yeah. 217 00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:01,000 How dare you? 218 00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:03,068 [LAUGHTER] 219 00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:08,724 Oi! You're not usually good at impersonation, but that one... Mwah! 220 00:11:08,827 --> 00:11:11,655 Oh, my God, is that Greta? Was that supposed to be Greta? 221 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,482 That was meant to be, "How very dare you?" 222 00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:16,448 Oh, my God, that's... I know. 223 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,068 OK, so you're hydroelectricity, Waka.Yep. 224 00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:20,068 Water is everything, you know. Very important. 225 00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:23,965 You make energy. And I'm very happy put water to the Tom. 226 00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:26,310 Yeah. You did it to me. 227 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:29,275 Oh, true. A few episodes ago, I was throwing water bombs at you. 228 00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:32,068 Oh, I see. It was revenge. Yeah. 229 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,137 It was revenge that took place 230 00:11:34,241 --> 00:11:37,310 before the thing that you were referring to. 231 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:40,275 I tried to fake hold-back. OK. 232 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:42,758 It was good. Thank you. 233 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:43,862 It was good. 234 00:11:43,965 --> 00:11:45,655 Alright, well, we might need to improve 235 00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:48,000 our fortifications and garrisons, some more archers. 236 00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:51,724 We'll take a break and see you back in the stronghold after this. 237 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:07,310 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 238 00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:09,310 where we're in the midst of our final team task. 239 00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:10,931 That's right. 240 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:14,034 Our contestants in teams are giving us their most fear-inspiring charge. 241 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:17,310 Tommy, Waka, and Emma just did one to end global warming. 242 00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:19,103 Now it's Lisa and Dave's turn. 243 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,896 What's going on? Sit down, mate. Sit down. 244 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,448 You've got five minutes and 30 seconds left. 245 00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:30,862 Yeah, come on, sit down. Sit on that. 246 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:32,586 No, that would hurt. Get off that. 247 00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:33,862 Sit down. 248 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:38,586 You pretend to be ineffectual. You pretend to be weak. 249 00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,241 You pretend to be no threat. 250 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,965 Reef knot? Sure. 251 00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:43,689 Yeah. You're gonna cop it. 252 00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:44,758 What have I done? 253 00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:46,103 Come on. Three minutes. Let's go. 254 00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:48,517 But you know what, Tom? No. 255 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,586 You're not our biggest enemy. 256 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:56,965 The real enemy will be revealed to you and everyone else! 257 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,620 Look, Tom! [YELLS] 258 00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:01,310 It's the other Tom! 259 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:05,862 You, who are meant to protect him, will be powerless when we... 260 00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:09,172 We're really running out of time.I'm just loving my speech. 261 00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:11,000 BOTH: Charge! 262 00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:15,448 Charge! 263 00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:20,241 [DAVE ROARS] 264 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,310 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 265 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,655 OK, it's time to blow it. It's time! 266 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:41,413 Get out of the way! It's time. 267 00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:44,137 You don't want to go down with him. It's gonna to happen. 268 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,034 Two, one. RAAARRH! 269 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,000 We're CGI-ing it. 270 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:56,241 [DISTORTED YELL] 271 00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:00,689 You're good. 272 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 OK. 273 00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:09,172 Good to see the return of Evil Lisa McCune. 274 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,413 That was amazing. Honestly, we need another... 275 00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:13,931 We did so good. 276 00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:16,310 We need another 10 episodes. We're just warming up, baby, so... 277 00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:19,172 I think the bald was an inspired choice. 278 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,379 I think you looked great. 279 00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:22,344 You looked like Eminem in 8 Mile. 280 00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:24,448 [LAUGHTER] 281 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,413 That's a very popular recording artist. 282 00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:28,517 The more you... 283 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:35,965 It felt like a bit of a personal attack on me too, you know. 284 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:38,275 Did you not stop to think you were making the enemy 285 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:40,068 the person who was going to judge the task? 286 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:44,034 Yeah, but really, it was a compliment to you. Uh... 287 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:47,655 So I've got to judge this. It's the... 288 00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:49,103 I'm looking for the greatest charge. 289 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,689 Charge that most strikes fear into an enemy wins. 290 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,793 OK, well, I mean, I watched two of them, 291 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:56,586 and I must say, seeing two people in their 50s 292 00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:58,896 just run towards you is frightening. 293 00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:04,034 And also watching two people with really high profiles 294 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,241 who don't even need to be on this program... 295 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:12,551 ..acting in such a desperate fashion is fear inducing. 296 00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,655 I'm worried it might be my future. 297 00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:19,000 And also, I'm just not that intimidated by Shirvo. 298 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,931 I'm gonna go 5, 5, 3, 3, 3. OK. 299 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:26,620 Dave Hughes, you're a legend. We did it. And you were... 300 00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:29,827 We also need one bonus point for most formidable enemy. 301 00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:32,241 Well, so it's either me or global warming. 302 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,551 Yeah. 303 00:15:33,655 --> 00:15:34,758 That's easy. It's me. OK. 304 00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:35,862 Yes. Yes. 305 00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:40,758 Because, as we all know, global warming is a hoax. 306 00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:43,448 It's not even real. 307 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:48,896 Alright, what's the score for the episode? 308 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,896 Well, Tommy's in last place with four points, 309 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,793 but can you believe it, Dave's out in front on nine points. 310 00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,655 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 311 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,103 Let's go. 312 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,413 Call me blunt, but all I can think to say is Task! 313 00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,862 OK, Mr Blunt, it's time to get small. 314 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,482 Hi, Tom. Hi, Waka. 315 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,862 Hi. How are you? 316 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:22,137 I'm OK. That's good news. 317 00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,620 Clean. Nothing. 318 00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:27,724 Well... Task. 319 00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:30,586 Yeah.I'm just used to some kind of prop. 320 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,137 Please. 321 00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:36,000 "Complete the tiny worded task. 322 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:39,793 "There are 50 other tasks around the house." 323 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:43,310 "The tiny worded task is somewhere in the house." 324 00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:45,655 "And it will be obvious what it is." 325 00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:50,758 "For reference, this is a normal-sized worded task." 326 00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:53,448 "If you open an incorrect task before moving on..." 327 00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:56,379 "..you must do what it asks of you using a tiny voice." 328 00:16:56,482 --> 00:17:00,344 "Fastest wins. Your time starts now." 329 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,206 This looks like a tiny task right here. 330 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:06,862 [TINY VOICE] "This is not the task. 331 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:10,103 "Discipline yourself in your tiny voice before continuing." 332 00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,965 You have to discipline yourself in the tiny voice. 333 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:13,620 You don't have to read the task in a tiny voice. 334 00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:16,931 [TINY VOICE] "Do better... 335 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:19,793 "..dickhead." 336 00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:20,827 So I'm good? Yeah. 337 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:21,931 So keep moving? Keep moving. 338 00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:27,344 OK, so you have to find the tiny-worded task 339 00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:29,482 and then follow the instructions of any other task 340 00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:31,448 you happen to find along the way. 341 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,034 And open, yes. OK. 342 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,793 Alright, Cashman, in the spirit of the task, 343 00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:37,068 introduce it with a tiny number of words. 344 00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:40,689 Emma, Tommy, Dave, go! 345 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,137 Oh, no. What? 346 00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:44,896 There's heaps. There's 50. 347 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,172 There's 50. 348 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,827 Here we go. 349 00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:50,517 Nag yourself in your tiny voice before continuing. 350 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:58,379 "This is not the task. Rebuke yourself in your tiny voice." 351 00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:08,137 The reading doesn't have to be in the tiny voice. 352 00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:10,000 It can be. 353 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,896 Is it anywhere in the house? Not just in here? 354 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,517 I'll move, I'm gonna move. I'm gonna move. 355 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,551 Not that bit of the house. This way. 356 00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:29,034 The bit that we film in. 357 00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:31,241 I don't know where we film! 358 00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:36,068 Undervalue myself. 359 00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:03,275 Jesus Christ, this is bad for my self-esteem. 360 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:14,206 No way I'm gonna get through 50. Oh, my God. 361 00:19:28,241 --> 00:19:29,206 Think. 362 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:32,068 Breathe. 363 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,413 After all the self-criticism, I don't think it's helped me. 364 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:37,586 I need to talk myself up. 365 00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:42,344 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 366 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,172 Thanks, Dave. 367 00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:46,586 Is that it? 368 00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:49,310 "This is not the task. Revile yourself in a tiny voice." 369 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:55,793 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 370 00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:57,068 What? 371 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,034 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 372 00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:12,862 After all that criticism, all I had to do was talk myself up? 373 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,344 Thanks, Tommy. 374 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 You've completed the task. 375 00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:21,068 OK. 376 00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:24,517 Thank you, Tom. I appreciate it.Thanks, Dave. 377 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:28,172 I can do it. I did it! I did it.Well... 378 00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:29,241 I get it, man. 379 00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:32,931 I'll tell you what... 380 00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:37,379 I thought it was a great insight into your internal monologues. 381 00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:39,517 You all had a lot to say about yourselves. 382 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,310 What were you inspired by, Tommy? 383 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:43,448 [TINY VOICE] I had a lot to work with, 384 00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:45,551 so I think I just started at the top 385 00:20:45,655 --> 00:20:49,586 and worked my way down, and picked an insult for each bit of the body. 386 00:20:50,689 --> 00:20:55,172 Um, so Dave, it genuinely seemed like you went to a bit of a dark place. 387 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:56,965 Um, are you OK? 388 00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,310 I worked through some issues, and, um... 389 00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:01,379 I've got some more Dave Hughes quotes. 390 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:02,689 Yeah. Oh, God. 391 00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:04,586 "Yucky, yucky, yucky. That's you." 392 00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:06,689 [LAUGHTER] 393 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:11,103 "Your skin is so easily sunburnt. 394 00:21:11,206 --> 00:21:12,827 "You never did get to six foot in height, 395 00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:14,241 "just like your aunty said." 396 00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:21,275 Emma, I'm glad you said that smugness wasn't an insult, by the way. 397 00:21:21,379 --> 00:21:22,310 No, smugness was an insult. 398 00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:23,620 But then she followed that up 399 00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:25,413 by saying she has a reason to feel smug. 400 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,620 I still don't understand what's just happened. 401 00:21:28,724 --> 00:21:31,137 So basically, your time ended when you bigged yourself up. 402 00:21:31,241 --> 00:21:34,137 You just had to talk yourself up after talking yourself down so long. 403 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:35,689 It's pretty simple. Where was that written? 404 00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:37,310 In the tiny-worded task. Yeah. 405 00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:38,965 So what were the times? 406 00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:42,724 So, Tommy, it took you 10 minutes and 40 seconds to complete the task. 407 00:21:42,827 --> 00:21:44,896 Tommy completed it because he thought the word 'upbraid' 408 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,275 had a different meaning. 409 00:21:47,655 --> 00:21:49,655 Upbraid means to find fault with or scold. 410 00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:52,034 Emma completed the task in 13 minutes and three seconds. 411 00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:55,517 Hughesy took 30 minutes and seven seconds. 412 00:21:55,620 --> 00:22:01,758 OK, let's move on. We've still got a tiny task to find. 413 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,241 Next up is Lisa. 414 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:04,620 Your time starts now. 415 00:22:05,862 --> 00:22:06,862 What? 416 00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:09,793 Was that there before? 417 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,137 Oh! 418 00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:16,379 Oh, my God, oh, my God. A false wall. 419 00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:19,000 I might need a magnifying glass. 420 00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:23,965 "Big up yourself. You deserve it. Fastest wins. 421 00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:27,793 "Your time started when you entered the room." 422 00:22:27,896 --> 00:22:29,655 "Big up yourself." 423 00:22:29,758 --> 00:22:33,413 I don't understand. What does that mean, Tom? 424 00:22:33,517 --> 00:22:36,103 "Big up yourself." Like, big yourself up. 425 00:22:36,206 --> 00:22:39,000 Like make yourself bigger? Yeah, in an emotional sense. 426 00:22:39,103 --> 00:22:42,344 Oh, OK. So I can just do that now so I can just kind of go... 427 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:43,448 "I'm bigger." 428 00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:47,482 Thanks, Lisa. 429 00:22:47,586 --> 00:22:49,068 Is it over? Mm. 430 00:22:49,172 --> 00:22:52,413 What?! It was just starting to get good. 431 00:22:52,517 --> 00:22:57,172 That's it. Thanks, Lisa. Really? No more? OK. 432 00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:59,172 Oh. "Big up yourself." 433 00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,137 I still don't understand. 434 00:23:05,241 --> 00:23:07,379 Well, you found the task straight away, 435 00:23:07,482 --> 00:23:12,827 but then you wasted valuable seconds before you big-upped yourself. 436 00:23:12,931 --> 00:23:15,862 Did you not know what the expression to "big up yourself" means, 437 00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:17,793 or was it because it lacked context 438 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,241 because you hadn't said anything bad about yourself yet? 439 00:23:20,344 --> 00:23:23,724 That one. Because I didn't see any of the tiny tasks, really. 440 00:23:23,827 --> 00:23:25,620 You didn't open one tiny task? No. 441 00:23:25,724 --> 00:23:29,034 You're so humble you don't even know what "big up yourself" means. 442 00:23:29,137 --> 00:23:32,896 I've never heard... Like, I know the term of, like, "up yourself", 443 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,724 but I've never heard anybody say "BIG up yourself". 444 00:23:35,827 --> 00:23:37,379 I feel like she's never been up herself. 445 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,482 I'm up myself. 446 00:23:38,586 --> 00:23:40,137 Say something about yourself that's good. 447 00:23:40,241 --> 00:23:41,793 What's something you like about yourself? 448 00:23:41,896 --> 00:23:43,620 Oh, there's so much. 449 00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:46,310 I'm a really great mum. I'm a great friend. 450 00:23:46,413 --> 00:23:49,310 Even after that my favourite way to big up yourself now is going... 451 00:23:52,448 --> 00:23:53,586 .."I'm bigger." 452 00:23:53,689 --> 00:23:55,758 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 453 00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,310 I think we need to know how well Lisa did. 454 00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:03,275 So Lisa read the task in one minute and 23 seconds 455 00:24:03,379 --> 00:24:05,103 after entering the room. 456 00:24:05,206 --> 00:24:07,344 But because she didn't understand what "big up yourself" meant, 457 00:24:07,448 --> 00:24:10,310 it took her three minutes and 22 seconds to complete the task. 458 00:24:10,413 --> 00:24:11,620 That's pretty good. Still pretty good. 459 00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:13,068 Really happy with that. 460 00:24:13,172 --> 00:24:14,689 Alright, time for an ad break. 461 00:24:14,793 --> 00:24:16,827 What's been on your living room wall this whole time 462 00:24:16,931 --> 00:24:18,068 that you haven't noticed? 463 00:24:18,172 --> 00:24:20,551 And why did the eyes on that painting just move? 464 00:24:20,655 --> 00:24:21,862 Back soon. 465 00:24:35,448 --> 00:24:38,344 Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster. 466 00:24:38,448 --> 00:24:42,034 Now, don't be sad it's nearly over, be happy that it happened. 467 00:24:43,137 --> 00:24:45,310 Where are we, Lesser Tom? We're in the middle of a task. 468 00:24:45,413 --> 00:24:47,517 Our contestants had to find a tiny-worded task 469 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,206 printed on very big paper, 470 00:24:49,310 --> 00:24:51,758 then follow its instructions to big themselves up. 471 00:24:51,862 --> 00:24:54,517 Lisa, so far, is the only person to have found this task. 472 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:57,689 Next up, will Waka be pulling a Shaka in this one? 473 00:24:59,103 --> 00:25:00,655 Hello, Tom Tom. Hi, Waka. 474 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:05,689 Does it change? Did you see that? 475 00:25:08,827 --> 00:25:10,551 I told you, I already feel something. 476 00:25:10,655 --> 00:25:13,793 Strong power from there. 477 00:25:13,896 --> 00:25:15,068 Fair enough. Something there. 478 00:25:15,172 --> 00:25:17,310 Alright, can I open this one? Yes, please. 479 00:25:17,413 --> 00:25:19,896 "Your time starts now." 480 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,517 Alright, so this is a normal-sized task. 481 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:22,689 That's normal. 482 00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:24,655 And this is a big one? I don't have to open, right? 483 00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:27,862 I can touch, I don't have to open. I just... I can tell the size. 484 00:25:27,965 --> 00:25:29,000 50. 50. 485 00:25:29,103 --> 00:25:30,551 OK. This is one I can find. 486 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:33,724 That's small, but it's not smallest, I can tell. 487 00:25:33,827 --> 00:25:35,275 You're looking for a tiny-worded task. 488 00:25:36,413 --> 00:25:37,344 Tiny WORDS. 489 00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:43,827 So maybe this task has small, tiny words. 490 00:25:45,241 --> 00:25:46,310 Alright. 491 00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,068 [GROANING] 492 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:51,379 "..in the house, and it will be obvious." 493 00:25:51,482 --> 00:25:53,931 OK, that's a hint. "It will be obvious." 494 00:25:54,034 --> 00:25:57,068 So I might look for downstairs. 495 00:25:57,172 --> 00:25:58,758 Here. 496 00:25:58,862 --> 00:26:00,689 Here too, here too. 497 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:04,137 OK. Very confusing. 498 00:26:04,241 --> 00:26:06,275 Somewhere in the house. 499 00:26:06,379 --> 00:26:09,827 Do you have any, like, house, small house, toy or something like that? 500 00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:15,379 House toy. Small house. Small house. 501 00:26:16,896 --> 00:26:18,827 There's no house. There's no house. 502 00:26:18,931 --> 00:26:21,310 Moo. Moo? 503 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,827 Moo. I just say moo. Why? 504 00:26:23,931 --> 00:26:25,758 There's no meaning. Oh. 505 00:26:25,862 --> 00:26:28,965 I think now is the time I should open one. 506 00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:31,827 I think there's some hint there, so I'm going to open this. 507 00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:34,758 OK. Oh. 508 00:26:41,206 --> 00:26:42,172 Is this? 509 00:26:43,448 --> 00:26:46,275 Is...is this tiny...tiny words? 510 00:26:49,689 --> 00:26:52,310 "Big up yourself. You deserve it." 511 00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:53,931 Oh, OK. Alright. Oh. 512 00:26:55,034 --> 00:26:56,275 I'm strong! 513 00:26:56,379 --> 00:26:57,482 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 514 00:26:57,586 --> 00:26:59,206 [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] 515 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,344 Now, just to be clear, we'll all remember... 516 00:27:05,448 --> 00:27:08,344 Waka, that portrait has been freaking you out for the whole series. 517 00:27:08,448 --> 00:27:09,827 I know. 518 00:27:10,103 --> 00:27:12,551 Every time you walk in that room and see that picture, it freaks you out. 519 00:27:12,655 --> 00:27:13,655 Why is that? 520 00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:15,620 Because it's pressure. A lot of pressure. 521 00:27:15,724 --> 00:27:17,379 You know, you have to... You know, your eyes. 522 00:27:17,482 --> 00:27:20,000 You have to be good. You have to be funny. 523 00:27:20,103 --> 00:27:21,689 You almost found it straightaway. You pointed at it. 524 00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:23,000 Yeah. 525 00:27:23,103 --> 00:27:25,793 Even you felt the energy, I was sending you vibes through... 526 00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:27,517 Yeah. ..through the picture. 527 00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:29,551 And you didn't pick it up. Yeah. 528 00:27:29,655 --> 00:27:33,103 I should believe myself more. Well, that's... 529 00:27:33,206 --> 00:27:35,448 I feel like that's been happening to you throughout the series. 530 00:27:35,551 --> 00:27:38,344 You're such a lateral thinker that if something just... 531 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:41,448 ..if you deem it too obvious, so you just don't go for it. 532 00:27:42,517 --> 00:27:45,000 That's Taskmaster disease. Yeah. 533 00:27:50,413 --> 00:27:51,965 Well, I feel like we need a time. 534 00:27:52,068 --> 00:27:54,689 And... Because, I mean, I still don't really know where they all land. 535 00:27:54,793 --> 00:27:55,965 I'll tell you one time. 536 00:27:56,068 --> 00:27:58,551 Waka noticed the tiny-worded task in five seconds... 537 00:28:00,172 --> 00:28:04,827 ..but took 19 minutes and 14 seconds to complete it. 538 00:28:08,517 --> 00:28:11,068 So one point to Dave, two points to Waka, 539 00:28:11,172 --> 00:28:12,655 three to Emma, four to Tommy, 540 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,724 and Lisa wins the task with five points. 541 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,379 I know, and she doesn't even really understand. 542 00:28:16,482 --> 00:28:19,758 Alright, this train's rolling on. Give me another. 543 00:28:19,862 --> 00:28:21,586 The next task is about comfort zones. 544 00:28:21,689 --> 00:28:24,068 For example, my comfort zone is zone three. 545 00:28:24,172 --> 00:28:25,310 What about theirs? 546 00:28:44,793 --> 00:28:46,379 Come in. Hello. 547 00:28:46,482 --> 00:28:47,482 Tom! 548 00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:49,862 Hello. 549 00:28:49,965 --> 00:28:51,862 Oh, this is lovely. 550 00:28:51,965 --> 00:28:56,689 Oh, cosy. Coffee, yum. 551 00:28:56,793 --> 00:28:59,241 Hot chocolate. Vegan. 552 00:28:59,344 --> 00:29:02,275 There is milk powder in the cocoa, 553 00:29:02,379 --> 00:29:04,206 so I don't think you can drink it, unfortunately. 554 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,793 That's aggressive. 555 00:29:05,896 --> 00:29:08,793 A lot of feathers, I put here in case. 556 00:29:13,172 --> 00:29:14,724 "Get out of your comfort zone." 557 00:29:14,827 --> 00:29:18,689 "Most out of their comfort zone wins. 558 00:29:18,793 --> 00:29:22,413 "Your out-of-comfort zone must not endanger your life." 559 00:29:22,517 --> 00:29:25,172 "You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now." 560 00:29:25,275 --> 00:29:28,793 Do I drink that? [LAUGHS] 561 00:29:28,896 --> 00:29:30,827 I mean, the cow's already milked, isn't it? 562 00:29:30,931 --> 00:29:33,655 So... This gets me out of my comfort zone for a start. 563 00:29:37,137 --> 00:29:38,586 Oh, God, that's tasty. 564 00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:41,000 I'm loving being out of my comfort zone. 565 00:29:44,931 --> 00:29:47,172 So it's pretty simple. You've just gotta get out of your comfort zone. 566 00:29:47,275 --> 00:29:48,620 Yeah. 567 00:29:48,724 --> 00:29:51,103 OK, so were you out of your comfort zone having a hot chocolate 568 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:54,068 that had milk powder in the chocolate, but not the milk? 569 00:29:54,172 --> 00:29:56,379 Yeah. I've been a vegan for six years now. 570 00:29:56,482 --> 00:29:58,793 I don't know if I've told you, but, uh... 571 00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:01,448 And so that is... Yeah, I'm disappointed. 572 00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:03,620 Now you've done that, you might as well go back. 573 00:30:03,724 --> 00:30:05,862 No, no. I... No, just don't worry about it. 574 00:30:05,965 --> 00:30:08,862 No. I once had a bucket of KFC in that six-year period, but, um... 575 00:30:10,551 --> 00:30:11,586 ..it was only once. 576 00:30:11,689 --> 00:30:14,482 It was one bucket. One bucket. 577 00:30:14,586 --> 00:30:17,241 A bucket. It's such a funny slip-up. 578 00:30:18,931 --> 00:30:21,206 "Oh, well. I might just have 40 chickens." 579 00:30:23,758 --> 00:30:26,724 Alright, comfort zones are being stepped out of. Who's first? 580 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:28,068 Based on her name, 581 00:30:28,172 --> 00:30:30,000 she's more comfortable competing in mixed martial arts, 582 00:30:30,103 --> 00:30:33,206 the electronic kind, it's E-M-M-A, it's Emma. 583 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:37,517 Um, I don't like being cold and wet.OK. 584 00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:40,517 Like acting, performing a monologue is out of my comfort zone. 585 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:42,620 Maybe I could perform a monologue wet. 586 00:30:42,724 --> 00:30:45,241 A wet monologue? I can perform a wet monologue. 587 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,517 It's been five years since my last letter from him. 588 00:30:53,413 --> 00:30:56,655 Five years since I heard anything. 589 00:30:56,758 --> 00:31:00,965 A sentence, a letter, a whisper. 590 00:31:03,068 --> 00:31:05,344 Sometimes I wish he was just dead. 591 00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:07,034 It'd makes things so much easier. 592 00:31:07,137 --> 00:31:09,172 I wouldn't have to imagine him with another woman. 593 00:31:10,275 --> 00:31:11,793 I wouldn't have to imagine him 594 00:31:11,896 --> 00:31:15,379 living the life he's living now without me. 595 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:19,000 I wanted to marry him, you know. I wanted it all. 596 00:31:20,517 --> 00:31:24,137 I wanted the kids, a house with two French doors. 597 00:31:25,275 --> 00:31:29,931 And yet here I am, scared, alone... 598 00:31:30,034 --> 00:31:31,482 So wet. 599 00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:37,068 When he gave me that ring, he said it was forever. 600 00:31:37,172 --> 00:31:40,413 I guess he didn't think about forever when he died on that battlefield. 601 00:31:40,517 --> 00:31:43,758 And I guess this is what it means to be a woman... 602 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,172 ..during the war time. 603 00:31:45,275 --> 00:31:46,793 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 604 00:31:46,896 --> 00:31:49,379 I hate you. 605 00:31:49,482 --> 00:31:51,068 Thanks, Emma. Yeah. I'll see you later. 606 00:31:52,137 --> 00:31:55,586 Oh, that was beautiful. 607 00:31:55,689 --> 00:31:57,137 Wonderful. It got me in. 608 00:31:57,241 --> 00:31:59,103 So, giving a monologue that's out of your comfort zone, 609 00:31:59,206 --> 00:32:00,310 is that real or...? 610 00:32:00,413 --> 00:32:03,310 I'm genuinely crying because I could not watch that. 611 00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:06,862 But you're a stand-up comedian. You do monologues for a living. 612 00:32:06,965 --> 00:32:09,551 No, it's the sincerity of it. Oh, OK. 613 00:32:09,655 --> 00:32:11,551 Like, sincerity... I don't think I'm very good at acting. 614 00:32:11,655 --> 00:32:12,862 Like, stand-up's different. Um... 615 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:15,517 So it was really hard for you to watch yourself acting, 616 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:16,896 pretty much... Yeah. 617 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 ..while sitting next to Lisa McCune, who's really good at it. 618 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:22,068 And I'm nearly crying because I thought it was so good. 619 00:32:22,172 --> 00:32:23,655 Oh, my God. 620 00:32:23,758 --> 00:32:26,896 I know this isn't relevant either, but it was also really fun for me. 621 00:32:28,758 --> 00:32:33,137 Alright, time for a break. BBSYB - be back soon, you buggers. 622 00:32:46,275 --> 00:32:49,689 Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're halfway wet. 623 00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:52,000 Some are getting wet, some are doing the wetting. 624 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:53,206 Everyone's uncomfortable. 625 00:32:53,310 --> 00:32:54,448 That's right. 626 00:32:54,551 --> 00:32:55,793 We've asked our contestants 627 00:32:55,896 --> 00:32:57,689 to temporarily vacate their comfort zones. 628 00:32:57,793 --> 00:32:59,448 Next up, it's our two most likely 629 00:32:59,551 --> 00:33:01,068 to make a little noise when uncomfortable 630 00:33:01,172 --> 00:33:02,793 because they're a bit older. 631 00:33:02,896 --> 00:33:03,931 It's Dave and Lisa. 632 00:33:04,034 --> 00:33:06,103 Is there a river? Nuh. 633 00:33:06,206 --> 00:33:07,793 Have we got a river? There's a lake. 634 00:33:10,965 --> 00:33:12,000 [DUCKS QUACK] 635 00:33:12,103 --> 00:33:13,586 They're calling me, those ducks.Do you think? 636 00:33:13,689 --> 00:33:15,586 Listen. [DUCKS QUACK] 637 00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:18,068 Come, Hughesy, come. You can do this. 638 00:33:18,172 --> 00:33:21,310 I'm in a... I'm in an environment that I don't know. 639 00:33:21,413 --> 00:33:25,482 I could go bush. Just go into the trees? 640 00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,551 [DUCKS QUACK] 641 00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:32,241 Do the ducks have any thoughts on what's happening here? 642 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,586 The ducks are into it. 643 00:33:33,689 --> 00:33:35,206 Wow, I've never been back here. 644 00:33:35,310 --> 00:33:36,931 This is kinda cool. A tree fell down. 645 00:33:37,034 --> 00:33:39,793 I'm not sure where to go when we make it over the other side. 646 00:33:39,896 --> 00:33:40,896 Sorry. You OK? 647 00:33:44,241 --> 00:33:49,793 I'm out of my comfort zone. I'm coming for the... Ducks, come! 648 00:33:49,896 --> 00:33:52,344 You think it'd be bad to write on the side of the tree, 649 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:53,965 like, "Lisa was here"? 650 00:33:54,068 --> 00:33:56,862 Is it cold? It's cold. 651 00:33:56,965 --> 00:34:00,000 It's tasty, though. 652 00:34:00,103 --> 00:34:02,482 I've got a couple of things in my pocket that, 653 00:34:02,586 --> 00:34:04,379 just in case we needed anything. 654 00:34:04,482 --> 00:34:06,137 How much stuff do you have in your pocket? 655 00:34:06,241 --> 00:34:09,620 Well, I just bring it just in case I need it for any of the tasks. 656 00:34:09,724 --> 00:34:12,137 I think I've won this challenge.You think? 657 00:34:12,241 --> 00:34:14,137 I'm calling it. I won it. 658 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,758 What did you write? I just wrote "Lisa was here." 659 00:34:18,862 --> 00:34:20,758 Should we leave a balloon? Maybe. 660 00:34:20,862 --> 00:34:22,517 I feel like Mr Darcy. 661 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:25,310 I'd imagine the women getting hot and heavy right now. 662 00:34:25,413 --> 00:34:26,379 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 663 00:34:27,655 --> 00:34:28,655 Yep, thank you. 664 00:34:29,827 --> 00:34:32,517 Oh, shit. I just lost my tape measure. 665 00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:34,551 You OK? Yeah. No, it's all good. 666 00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,034 Stuck? It's just... I'm a bit stuck. 667 00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:38,448 Alright, I'll see you. Thanks, Lisa. 668 00:34:44,172 --> 00:34:47,206 So, Lisa, for this whole series, have you had things in your pockets? 669 00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:50,620 Yeah. Every morning I'd arrive at the house and I'd load up. 670 00:34:50,724 --> 00:34:54,758 I'd scour everything and I'd stuff my pockets. 671 00:34:54,862 --> 00:34:56,793 And it did occasionally come in handy as well. 672 00:34:56,896 --> 00:34:58,172 Do you have any examples? 673 00:34:58,275 --> 00:35:00,000 Didn't come in handy then. 674 00:35:00,103 --> 00:35:01,862 Yeah, so how were you outside your comfort zone? 675 00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:03,758 You don't like bushwalking or something? 676 00:35:03,862 --> 00:35:05,344 Yeah, I was kind of thinking that 677 00:35:05,448 --> 00:35:08,896 maybe I'd go and find something adventurous. 678 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,482 And then you wanted to write "Lisa was here". Was being... 679 00:35:11,586 --> 00:35:13,413 Just to leave proof that I'd been there. 680 00:35:13,517 --> 00:35:15,862 I mean, we were a long way. We went bush a bit. 681 00:35:15,965 --> 00:35:17,551 We were in kind of on the borders. 682 00:35:17,655 --> 00:35:21,517 It was getting dangerous where we were, and with a lot of snakes... 683 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,965 The place we went couldn't be more than 40 metres from the... 684 00:35:24,068 --> 00:35:25,034 Yeah. 685 00:35:28,206 --> 00:35:29,965 It was still really, really dangerous. 686 00:35:30,068 --> 00:35:32,206 It was dark. It was wet. Yes. 687 00:35:32,310 --> 00:35:33,241 Slippery. Frightening. 688 00:35:33,344 --> 00:35:34,689 It was dark, wet. Tom was there. 689 00:35:36,724 --> 00:35:38,793 So, Hughesy, what were you thinking? 690 00:35:38,896 --> 00:35:41,275 Is surfing outside your comfort zone? 691 00:35:41,379 --> 00:35:42,758 Yeah, there's a back story to it. 692 00:35:42,862 --> 00:35:45,172 I dislocated my shoulder recently 693 00:35:45,275 --> 00:35:48,379 in a horrendous surfing accident at the Gold Coast, 694 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:51,103 and so I needed to get back into the surf 695 00:35:51,206 --> 00:35:54,551 to not let the ocean beat me. 696 00:35:54,655 --> 00:35:56,000 Well, I think, to be fair, 697 00:35:56,103 --> 00:35:57,758 I think you've really happened upon something there 698 00:35:57,862 --> 00:36:00,241 because you were...you know, surfing's outside your comfort zone, 699 00:36:00,344 --> 00:36:02,000 but also that...it was pretty cold. 700 00:36:02,103 --> 00:36:04,862 Yeah, and I drank quite a bit of that lake and... 701 00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:07,551 It's probably a good time to check in 702 00:36:07,655 --> 00:36:09,862 with this season's E.coli levels in that lake. 703 00:36:09,965 --> 00:36:12,862 Yeah, they're still sitting at "unnaturally high". 704 00:36:12,965 --> 00:36:17,103 So you were paddling around in a lake full of shit? 705 00:36:17,206 --> 00:36:18,448 Yeah. And it was really cold. 706 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,310 Yeah, absolutely. I think you did a great job. 707 00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:22,724 I think it was. I mean, it's... Come on! 708 00:36:22,827 --> 00:36:25,206 ..outside your comfort zone. 709 00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:27,068 It did not sound comfortable. 710 00:36:27,172 --> 00:36:29,379 Alright, whose misery do we get to revel in next? 711 00:36:29,482 --> 00:36:31,655 Suffering an awful accident, Waka. 712 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:36,862 Oh. 713 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,413 What's happened here? 714 00:36:44,517 --> 00:36:45,517 Oh. 715 00:36:50,482 --> 00:36:51,551 Is that an eye? 716 00:36:51,655 --> 00:36:52,862 I suppose you can't really answer me. 717 00:36:52,965 --> 00:36:56,241 You've got a ball in your mouth. 718 00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,344 It's probably time to blink. 719 00:36:58,448 --> 00:37:00,275 The eye's been open for quite a while. 720 00:37:00,379 --> 00:37:01,758 Yeah. Wait. 721 00:37:08,344 --> 00:37:11,586 This is Taskmaster. Sometimes makes me crazy. 722 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:16,517 And I have no idea what I'm doing. OK. 723 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,068 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 724 00:37:24,827 --> 00:37:27,448 Ah, the wonderful world of Waka. 725 00:37:27,551 --> 00:37:28,896 Thank you so much. 726 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,655 OK, were you outside your comfort zone, or is this another case 727 00:37:31,758 --> 00:37:33,965 of you suffering from Taskmaster disease? 728 00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:37,931 Yeah, that's a big part of Taskmaster disease, 729 00:37:38,034 --> 00:37:40,137 but I kind of like it. 730 00:37:40,241 --> 00:37:42,965 In what way were you outside your comfort zone? 731 00:37:43,068 --> 00:37:46,344 So, I tried to do something very...uncomfortable thing 732 00:37:46,448 --> 00:37:49,241 with something scary, you know, 733 00:37:49,344 --> 00:37:52,655 something that watching the show and the TV with family like, 734 00:37:52,758 --> 00:37:54,206 "Why are we watching?" something... 735 00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:57,655 Oh. So you're just trying to give a bizarre performance 736 00:37:57,758 --> 00:37:58,862 that's outside your comfort zone? 737 00:37:58,965 --> 00:37:59,931 Yeah. 738 00:38:00,034 --> 00:38:01,551 The problem is everyone's seen the whole series 739 00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:03,137 and you've been doing bizarre performances 740 00:38:03,241 --> 00:38:04,724 throughout the whole thing. 741 00:38:04,827 --> 00:38:06,689 I didn't know...I'm not sure that one stood out. 742 00:38:06,793 --> 00:38:10,344 To me, that seems like regulation Waka to me. 743 00:38:10,448 --> 00:38:13,000 I wish that task in the first episode. 744 00:38:14,827 --> 00:38:16,172 OK, alright. 745 00:38:16,275 --> 00:38:20,034 This wet bacteria bush eye task reminds me I need a hydrologist, 746 00:38:20,137 --> 00:38:23,620 gastronomist, environmentalist, optometrist check-up. 747 00:38:24,724 --> 00:38:26,103 We'll be back after the break. 748 00:38:39,758 --> 00:38:41,482 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 749 00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,689 It's a bit sad that we're nearly at the end 750 00:38:43,793 --> 00:38:45,896 of our final proper task for the season. 751 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,793 Yes, it's a space that's usually so comfortable, 752 00:38:47,896 --> 00:38:50,379 but the task is for everyone to get out of their comfort zones. 753 00:38:50,482 --> 00:38:53,793 Finally, the one that was definitely most uncomfortable for me, 754 00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:56,034 it's Tommy Little. 755 00:38:56,137 --> 00:38:58,103 Out of my comfort zone is most people's opposite. 756 00:38:58,206 --> 00:39:01,034 I can't spend any time in a relationship. 757 00:39:01,137 --> 00:39:02,275 Why is that? 758 00:39:02,379 --> 00:39:04,724 Ah, they just don't seem to work for me. 759 00:39:04,827 --> 00:39:06,689 Emotional intimacy. That's terrifying. 760 00:39:06,793 --> 00:39:07,793 Mmm. 761 00:39:07,896 --> 00:39:09,827 I'm terrified of singing. I'm a shocking singer. 762 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:11,241 Oh. 763 00:39:11,344 --> 00:39:15,620 I don't think I've ever earnestly tried to do my best singing. 764 00:39:15,724 --> 00:39:17,689 I'm gonna write a song and sing it to you. 765 00:39:17,793 --> 00:39:19,931 Go, Tom Cashman, and return as my wife. 766 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 [POIGNANT MUSIC] 767 00:39:36,724 --> 00:39:39,931 I just wanted to tell you that I know we've been through a lot, 768 00:39:40,034 --> 00:39:43,586 but I still love you as much as the day that we first met. 769 00:39:43,689 --> 00:39:45,724 Thanks for saying that. 770 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:50,896 # I've never met a woman like you before... # 771 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,379 [LAUGHS] Oh, God. 772 00:39:54,482 --> 00:39:57,586 # I've never met a woman like you before 773 00:39:57,689 --> 00:40:01,137 # I thought my heart was closed But you opened that door 774 00:40:01,241 --> 00:40:05,517 # Because I'm committed to being committed 775 00:40:07,517 --> 00:40:10,344 # We sit on the couch and we don't do much 776 00:40:10,448 --> 00:40:13,448 # I tend to slouch and you no longer brush 777 00:40:13,551 --> 00:40:16,620 # It's been 10 years since I said "I do" 778 00:40:16,724 --> 00:40:19,517 # And now you don't shut the door when you poo 779 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:24,793 # But I'm committed to being committed to you. # 780 00:40:25,827 --> 00:40:27,275 I love you, Tommy. 781 00:40:27,379 --> 00:40:28,827 And I love you, Sandra. 782 00:40:32,758 --> 00:40:34,482 Thanks for that. 783 00:40:34,586 --> 00:40:35,655 Thank you. 784 00:40:38,241 --> 00:40:39,275 [LAUGHS] 785 00:40:41,068 --> 00:40:43,034 I feel like we need to talk about your costume, Lesser Tom. 786 00:40:43,137 --> 00:40:44,965 Talk me through it. 787 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:47,793 You're up...you're upstairs. You've got your dress-up box. 788 00:40:47,896 --> 00:40:48,862 What are you thinking? 789 00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:50,482 Well, you're just seeing what's there, 790 00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:53,413 and I've dressed up as a woman a few times on this show, so trying... 791 00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:54,689 We all remember. Yeah. 792 00:40:54,793 --> 00:40:57,000 And you're trying to choose different stuff, I guess, 793 00:40:57,103 --> 00:40:59,137 and then I guess you realise that some of the best stuff 794 00:40:59,241 --> 00:41:01,586 you've already used and... Yeah. 795 00:41:02,655 --> 00:41:07,241 You do... I was in the zone ready for my wife to come out. 796 00:41:07,344 --> 00:41:09,551 And I'll be honest, it [BLEEP] threw me. 797 00:41:09,655 --> 00:41:11,103 Yeah. 798 00:41:12,586 --> 00:41:15,137 I actually think that, Tommy, you were way outside your comfort zone, 799 00:41:15,241 --> 00:41:17,241 but Lesser Tom, I think you were well inside yours. 800 00:41:19,103 --> 00:41:20,068 Well inside. 801 00:41:23,103 --> 00:41:24,689 I should give out some points here, yeah? 802 00:41:24,793 --> 00:41:25,758 Yes, please. 803 00:41:25,862 --> 00:41:27,275 OK, well, it's just a question of 804 00:41:27,379 --> 00:41:29,482 who was the furthest outside their comfort zone. 805 00:41:29,586 --> 00:41:32,793 I think Lisa McCune's full of shit, so she gets one. 806 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:36,758 You just went for a wander in the bush and emptied your pockets, 807 00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,206 let's be honest. 808 00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:41,137 Two points goes to Waka because it was just the wacky world of Waka 809 00:41:41,241 --> 00:41:43,000 and I don't really know what was happening. 810 00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:46,103 Three points to Emma because it was a really good monologue, 811 00:41:46,206 --> 00:41:48,137 and you were literally uncomfortable because you were wet. 812 00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:49,827 Four points to Tommy Little 813 00:41:49,931 --> 00:41:52,172 because I think he was genuinely outside his comfort zone. 814 00:41:52,275 --> 00:41:53,620 But five points because, I mean, 815 00:41:53,724 --> 00:41:55,655 he was literally outside his comfort zone 816 00:41:55,758 --> 00:41:58,068 because he was cold, swimming in a lake of shit. 817 00:41:58,172 --> 00:41:59,310 Hughesy, five points. 818 00:41:59,413 --> 00:42:00,413 Thank you. 819 00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:07,000 And in terms of episode scores, it's taken until episode 10, 820 00:42:07,103 --> 00:42:09,068 but Dave's finally in with a chance of winning one. 821 00:42:09,172 --> 00:42:11,206 He's out in front on 15 points. 822 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:14,206 LISA: Oh, wow, Dave. 823 00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:16,103 OK, with the last time that Lesser Tom 824 00:42:16,206 --> 00:42:18,137 will be dressed as a woman behind us, 825 00:42:18,241 --> 00:42:20,620 let's get up on stage and do the live task. 826 00:42:20,724 --> 00:42:22,724 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 827 00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:28,206 Lesser Tom, please commence proceedings. 828 00:42:28,310 --> 00:42:30,068 I'll ask Dave to read this task. 829 00:42:31,137 --> 00:42:34,517 "Fly a paper plane through this... 830 00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:35,793 "..blade-less..." "..flue." 831 00:42:35,896 --> 00:42:36,827 Is that what it says? 832 00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:38,172 "..fan." "..fan." 833 00:42:39,413 --> 00:42:43,482 "Each paper plane you make must have a name 834 00:42:43,586 --> 00:42:45,724 "and you must say it when it commences flight. 835 00:42:45,827 --> 00:42:48,344 "You must remain on your mat and you cannot move your mat. 836 00:42:48,448 --> 00:42:49,724 "Fastest wins. 837 00:42:49,827 --> 00:42:52,620 "A bonus point will be given to the best-named plane." 838 00:42:52,724 --> 00:42:54,827 Let the plane-making commence. 839 00:42:54,931 --> 00:42:57,000 [BLOWS WHISTLE] OK. 840 00:42:58,931 --> 00:43:01,172 Emma's going with a multiple-page strategy. 841 00:43:02,931 --> 00:43:04,896 Alright. Victory! 842 00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:08,586 Wingman. 843 00:43:10,344 --> 00:43:12,655 Big Bird. Nope. 844 00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:14,758 Michael "The Chainsaw" Garrison. 845 00:43:16,758 --> 00:43:17,758 Hughesy's Hopes. 846 00:43:19,655 --> 00:43:21,000 Hughesy's Hopes have been dashed. 847 00:43:22,310 --> 00:43:23,275 Simple Plane. 848 00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,241 Oh! 849 00:43:27,344 --> 00:43:30,172 That just looked like one fold in a few bits of paper. 850 00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:31,241 Vag-Angela. 851 00:43:32,517 --> 00:43:34,068 Oh. Angel. 852 00:43:35,551 --> 00:43:37,620 Little Bird. Oh. 853 00:43:37,724 --> 00:43:39,379 Multiple pages. Fold it in half. 854 00:43:40,413 --> 00:43:41,793 Yep. 855 00:43:41,896 --> 00:43:44,620 Emma seems to be teaching Dave Hughes how to make a paper plane. 856 00:43:46,241 --> 00:43:47,517 Fold that there... 857 00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:48,724 Hughesy's Heroes. ..then... 858 00:43:48,827 --> 00:43:50,137 [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS] 859 00:43:51,206 --> 00:43:53,103 Tommy's first. Tommy's through. 860 00:43:54,413 --> 00:43:57,000 First! Oh. 861 00:43:57,103 --> 00:43:58,068 Amelia. 862 00:43:59,655 --> 00:44:01,689 Oh, that was Amelia Earhart. She crashed. 863 00:44:01,793 --> 00:44:03,034 Yeah. 864 00:44:03,137 --> 00:44:05,068 Yep. Perfect, perfect. And then do that on the other side. 865 00:44:05,172 --> 00:44:07,758 An episode of Play School is happening on the left there. 866 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Thunderbird. 867 00:44:11,241 --> 00:44:12,413 Hope. 868 00:44:12,517 --> 00:44:16,620 Oh, OK. I'm now copying you. 869 00:44:17,793 --> 00:44:19,275 Oh. 870 00:44:19,379 --> 00:44:21,103 Emma. 871 00:44:21,206 --> 00:44:22,172 Oh! 872 00:44:24,724 --> 00:44:27,931 Come on. Team Effort. Team Effort. 873 00:44:30,896 --> 00:44:31,896 BOTH: Yes! 874 00:44:33,241 --> 00:44:34,172 That's through. 875 00:44:34,275 --> 00:44:36,275 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 876 00:44:36,379 --> 00:44:37,344 Well done. 877 00:44:39,103 --> 00:44:40,689 Future Is Yours. 878 00:44:42,137 --> 00:44:43,241 Slamuel. 879 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:46,413 Flamingo. 880 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,586 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Yes. 881 00:44:48,689 --> 00:44:50,724 Lisa has come third. 882 00:44:50,827 --> 00:44:51,827 Oh, that's through. 883 00:44:53,241 --> 00:44:55,482 [BLOWS WHISTLE] That's the end of the task. 884 00:44:57,482 --> 00:44:59,793 Alright, you'll have to fold up your anticipation 885 00:44:59,896 --> 00:45:01,413 because we'll be back with a winner after this. 886 00:45:14,241 --> 00:45:17,620 Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster. 887 00:45:17,724 --> 00:45:19,103 We're down to the wire here. 888 00:45:19,206 --> 00:45:23,379 Lesser Tom, take us through some scores for that live task, please. 889 00:45:23,482 --> 00:45:25,827 Before I do that, I'd love a bonus point from you 890 00:45:25,931 --> 00:45:27,137 for the best-named plane. 891 00:45:27,241 --> 00:45:29,655 Uh, Team Effort. OK. 892 00:45:32,517 --> 00:45:36,034 So in that case, Waka gets 1 point, 2 for Emma, 3 for Lisa. 893 00:45:36,137 --> 00:45:38,586 Dave gets five points along with Tommy who won the task 894 00:45:38,689 --> 00:45:40,241 with also five points. 895 00:45:42,379 --> 00:45:44,310 So who wins the episode? 896 00:45:44,413 --> 00:45:48,379 Incredibly, he's done it. With 20 points, Dave wins the episode! 897 00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:49,862 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 898 00:45:49,965 --> 00:45:51,413 Congratulations, Dave. 899 00:45:51,517 --> 00:45:53,965 Go get your chattel of prizes. 900 00:45:59,586 --> 00:46:01,413 Well, what have we learnt? 901 00:46:01,517 --> 00:46:05,310 We learnt we can fix climate change if we just run at it hard enough. 902 00:46:05,413 --> 00:46:07,965 We learnt that Waka has great searching skills 903 00:46:08,068 --> 00:46:10,103 but poor doing-something skills. 904 00:46:10,206 --> 00:46:13,827 And once again we learnt what Tom Cashman looks like as a woman. 905 00:46:15,068 --> 00:46:17,896 But most of all we learnt that finally Dave is our winner. 906 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,965 Congrats! 907 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:21,000 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 908 00:46:25,586 --> 00:46:26,586 LISA: Wow! 909 00:46:34,103 --> 00:46:36,620 There it is, another season almost back in the sheds. 910 00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:39,413 We've had desperate singles and awkward mingles, 911 00:46:39,517 --> 00:46:43,000 the van keys were lost and the perfect level of suss was found. 912 00:46:44,137 --> 00:46:45,379 Waka pierced his wenis 913 00:46:45,482 --> 00:46:48,482 and Tommy fulfilled his wish of getting a bigger penis. 914 00:46:48,586 --> 00:46:53,344 Lisa McCune went from Australia's darling to Australia's loosest unit, 915 00:46:53,448 --> 00:46:57,482 Emma Holland campaigned for more titties on kids TV, 916 00:46:57,586 --> 00:47:00,206 and Dave Hughes was also here. 917 00:47:01,689 --> 00:47:03,896 And let's not forget Tommy Little's wise words... 918 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 [MAKES GARGLING SOUND] 919 00:47:08,827 --> 00:47:12,137 And that means there's only one more thing to do here. 920 00:47:12,241 --> 00:47:15,482 Lesser Tom, it's your time to shine. 921 00:47:15,586 --> 00:47:18,413 Here are the overall series scores. 922 00:47:18,517 --> 00:47:21,275 In fifth place, but with a place in all of our hearts, 923 00:47:21,379 --> 00:47:23,206 on 132 points, it's Dave Hughes. 924 00:47:23,310 --> 00:47:25,275 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 925 00:47:26,586 --> 00:47:28,448 In fourth place, the other half of the A-Team, 926 00:47:28,551 --> 00:47:31,034 on 145 points, it's Lisa McCune. 927 00:47:31,137 --> 00:47:33,172 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 928 00:47:34,241 --> 00:47:36,068 He's committed to being committed to third place - 929 00:47:36,172 --> 00:47:37,931 on 149, it's Tommy Little. 930 00:47:38,034 --> 00:47:39,517 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 931 00:47:40,551 --> 00:47:42,206 On 154 points, 932 00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:45,275 and this season's runner-up, it's Takashi Wakasugi. 933 00:47:45,379 --> 00:47:47,172 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 934 00:47:47,275 --> 00:47:50,551 Meaning, of course, that the winner of Taskmaster season 4, 935 00:47:50,655 --> 00:47:54,172 on an incredible 172 points, it's Emma Holland. 936 00:47:54,275 --> 00:47:56,310 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 937 00:48:00,517 --> 00:48:02,620 Congratulations. 938 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:09,620 Oh, and that's it. 939 00:48:09,724 --> 00:48:13,068 Congratulations, Emma. The winner of this whole season. 940 00:48:13,172 --> 00:48:14,827 Goodnight! 941 00:48:46,206 --> 00:48:47,793 My friend. 942 00:48:47,896 --> 00:48:50,517 Do you have to [BLEEP] be so far away? 943 00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:51,862 I'll be a minute. 944 00:48:53,103 --> 00:48:55,310 Do you reckon it's a crime for me to be good at everything? 945 00:48:57,172 --> 00:48:58,896 I'm African, you can't run from me! 946 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,103 [ROARS] 947 00:49:00,206 --> 00:49:02,448 There's a lot of [BLEEP] cardio in this show, dude. 948 00:49:02,551 --> 00:49:03,517 Let's go for broke. 949 00:49:04,965 --> 00:49:07,344 I've got it completely under control. 950 00:49:07,448 --> 00:49:08,448 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 951 00:49:10,413 --> 00:49:12,034 Tom! I'm gonna bash you, Tom. 952 00:49:12,137 --> 00:49:14,344 That's what you get for being a dick! 953 00:49:14,448 --> 00:49:16,655 Hey, Tom. You suck! 954 00:49:21,068 --> 00:49:23,068 Captions by Red Bee Media