1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,160 - Paul! 2 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,360 - Yes! 3 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,360 - Hi, Mum. 4 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,240 - Au revoir! 5 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:20,960 - Yah! 6 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,560 - Oh. 7 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,280 - No! 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,240 - Ha ha ha! 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,160 - Ah! 10 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:43,280 - Tena koutou katoa. Nau mai, haere ma, and welcome to a brand-new Taskmaster New Zealand. 11 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:50,240 My name is Jeremy Wells, and every year, as part of my charity work in the Big Buddy, Little Buddy program, 12 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:55,280 I arrange for five comedians to spend time with my little buddy Paul here, 13 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,120 completing a series of tasks that feel surprisingly high-stakes, 14 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:03,600 considering the fact that none of this matters in the slightest. 15 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:09,880 These comedians aren't just here out of the goodness of their hearts; they're here for this ― 16 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,640 my golden head. 17 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:16,240 So, let's introduce the five comedians who, for the next 10 weeks, 18 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,840 will be gaining points and losing dignity. 19 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:25,400 Please put your hands together for Alice Snedden... 20 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,880 ...Bree Tomasel... 21 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,320 ...Jack Ansett... 22 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,480 ...Jackie van Beek... 23 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,960 ...and Pax Assadi. 24 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,440 And joining me, as always, is the man who calls me his best friend for life 25 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,920 and who I'm proud to call an occasional colleague. 26 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:50,600 It's my assistant, ladies and gentlemen, Paul Williams. 27 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,080 How's it going, Paul? 28 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:03,240 Paul has taken a two-month vow of silence. 29 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,040 So how long has he got to go? 30 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,200 I'm good? 31 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,200 OK. 32 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,040 Thank you, Lachlan. 33 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,160 Wow. 34 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,640 - Good to be back. 35 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,560 - That monk's name is Lachlan? - Yeah. 36 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,800 Wow. 37 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,680 - First up, as always, we'll be beginning with the prize task. 38 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:34,080 Tonight we've asked our contestants to bring in the thing that gives them the most streetcred, 39 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:41,320 and whoever wins tonight's episode will take home all five things and the respect of the streets. 40 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,000 - What did you bring in, Alice? 41 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,120 There's nothing that gives you more street cred than drugs. Um... 42 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:53,520 But, um... I wasn't allowed to bring in any of those, so I thought, what's second best, 43 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:59,920 and that is, um, a list of people who both do drugs and are successful. 44 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,480 But what's incredible about the list is the company I'm in. 45 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,760 - Up the top, Elon Musk. - Wow. 46 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:13,320 - So, obviously, this list was created a while ago, where that was actually a bigger get. 47 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,600 Number four ― Barack Obama. 48 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,280 And then coming in at number three ― Alice Snedden. 49 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:25,080 - How did you end up on this list? Have you openly been a weed smoker? - Yep. 50 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,600 Have you openly been successful? 51 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:31,640 - Oh, Pax. - That― That's actually something I prefer to keep private. 52 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,120 - Bree, what did you bring in? 53 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,840 - Look, Jeremy, I thought, what gives me the most street cred ― 54 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,120 it's my personalised number plates. 55 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,840 Oh! 56 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,400 Leshgo. 57 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,400 - I wish I was joking. 58 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:50,720 - So you do realise that if you don't win this prize task, 59 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,640 those number plates go to the person who wins the episode. 60 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,520 And that's why I think everyone will let me win tonight. 61 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,160 And I would actually like to withdraw from competition. 62 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,880 - Jack, what did you bring in? 63 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:07,480 - I emailed New Zealand's longest-running Shortland Street, 64 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,560 and I asked if I could be on an episode, and they said yes, 65 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,920 and I got an actual Street cred. There we are. 66 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,560 - Thank you. Yeah. - Congratulations. - Very impressive. 67 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,560 - I also have, uh, been on the Street. 68 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,720 - I've also been on the Street. 69 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:26,320 - Oh, for 's sake. - Has anyone not been on Shortland Street here? 70 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,400 - Everyone here has probably been on Shortland Street. - Hey, hey! 71 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,920 - Anyone in the audience been on Shortland Street? 72 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,760 Yeah, there's a few there ― one, two... 73 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,600 - Jackie, what did you bring in for the prize task? 74 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,080 - So, I freaked, and I went to the internet, 75 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,840 and I just typed in, like, you know, 'what could give me street cred?' 76 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:48,360 It said, 'There are a few ways you can get street cred without being in a gang.' 77 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,560 So I thought, great. Um... 78 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,360 'Always be honest in your business interactions. 79 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,120 'No one wants to buy molly from a guy who's known to cut it with meth.' 80 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,720 So... that's good. 81 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,360 This is my research. 82 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:07,600 But― But― But― But― But― But― Here we go. 'A better idea is not trying to get street cred. 83 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:11,080 'It doesn't really get you anywhere later in life.' I'm 49. 84 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:15,520 'It's way safer, more profitable, and, ultimately, more respectable, 85 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:19,160 'to stay on the straightish and narrowish.' 86 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:26,440 So I actually, um, yeah― I chose... to put up reading glasses to kind of go against the... 87 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,120 street cred. 88 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,760 - Oh. 89 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,280 - Weirdly, I still think this is better than Jack's. - Oh... 90 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,680 Oh, 100%. 100%. 91 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,800 - Pax, what did you bring in? 92 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:42,600 - Something that I think gives you a lot of street cred is breaking and entering. 93 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:46,520 And I've stolen something that you may recognise. - Oh. 94 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,840 - Ohhh. 95 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:50,040 Oh. 96 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,680 - Oh. - 'Oh' is right. 97 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,160 - Oh. What happened to the bat? 98 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,160 - Where's the―? Where's the bat gone? - You broke it. You broke it. 99 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,960 - There's only 200 of those in exis― Well, there were when they were made. 100 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,160 Uh, it was already like that. 101 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,520 I also have footage of me stealing it, if you'd like to see that. 102 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,400 Could've you not at least stole the Mike Hosking puppet? 103 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,880 - No, I found that terrifying. 104 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:18,640 I feel really guilty, and I have to show― I did more. 105 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,320 Oh, you are. Oh my... 106 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,320 - Oh! - Well, that's what he's doing. 107 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,680 - I just couldn't resist. I couldn't resist. 108 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,000 - It's gonna be hard for me to judge this. 109 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,800 Who do I give one point to? It's hard to know whonotto give one point to. 110 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,800 I think I'm gonna go... 111 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,200 Jackie's glasses one. 112 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:44,840 Two points for Bree and the number plates. - That's fair. 113 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:48,040 - God help me. Three points for Jack. - Easy, tiger. 114 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,800 - I'm gonna go four points for Alice. 115 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,440 And it was an impressive effort from you, Pax, 116 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,480 despite the fact that you've stolen one of my most treasured possessions. 117 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:00,080 Five points for Pax. 118 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:06,880 OK, enough admin. I'm ready for the first proper task of the show, Paul. 119 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,840 - Sure thing, Jeremy. - Oh my God, I'm so nervous. - Oh God. 120 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,440 - In a Taskmaster New Zealand first, 121 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:17,120 this season, our contestants completed some of their tasks at a new location. 122 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:21,560 That location ― Rainbow's End... 123 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:25,600 ...New Zealand's best and only theme park. 124 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:32,480 Here is one of those tasks, and this one has our contestants bouncing off the walls. 125 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,040 - Ohhh. 126 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,040 That you, Paul? - Yeah. 127 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,760 - Hello, Paul. - Hello, Bree. 128 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,960 Hello, Alice. - Hello, Paul. 129 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,960 - Hello, Jackie. 130 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,080 - I just wanted to keep it traditional. 131 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,960 - All righty. Here we go. 132 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:03,560 'With one roll, bounce this ball off the walls as many times as possible 133 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,680 'before knocking over the toilet paper tower.' 134 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:12,320 - 'You may not touch the ball in any manner once you have rolled it.' 135 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,240 - 'Most times the ball hits a wall before it knocks over the tower wins.' 136 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:20,480 - 'You have 18 minutes to prepare and then one official attempt.' 137 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:26,840 - 'To signal your official attempt, say the phrase, "Let the good times roll," before rolling your ball.' 138 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,760 - 'Your time starts now.' 139 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,080 OK, that's a piece of piss. 140 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,920 - You can practise, but you have one official roll. 141 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,440 - And I can use these. - Mm-hm. 142 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,800 - That's what they're for. OK. All right. Thank you, Paul. 143 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,360 - Seems pretty simple. 144 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,080 I guess we need to address a couple of things firstly. 145 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:47,960 Jack... - Yeah. 146 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:53,800 - ...any reason why you're dressed like David Bain representing Dunedin in Top Town 1986? 147 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,600 Wow. Wow. 148 00:08:55,600 --> 00:09:00,040 Jeremy, I'd argue I'm always dressed like David Bain. Um... 149 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:04,360 Um, yeah, I actually dressed as a runner. Did that not come across? 150 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,960 He used to do a paper run, um... 151 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:14,400 - I-I actually auditioned to be a young David Bain in the David Bain TV Show, yeah. 152 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,280 I don't know if you've ever been in a waiting room full of David Bain lookalikes... 153 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,320 ...before, but, um, very... yeah. 154 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:26,320 There haven't been that many Bains in one room since 1994. But anyway, um... 155 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,120 - Sorry. OK. Um... - Oh! 156 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:33,120 OK, Paul. Who's loo-roll bowling are we gonna see first? 157 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:40,000 - What do Mad Men, Scream 4 and the Lego Movie all have in common? It's Alice and Bree. 158 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,800 - I'm just going to give it a go. 159 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:46,640 - I just wanna give it a ing hoon and not touch any of this stuff. 160 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,800 No, that's not gonna work. OK. 161 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,720 - Well, that was shit. 162 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,800 - No, OK. Do I have to get that ball? - Ideally. 163 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,040 - Oh, shit. 164 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:59,440 - I'm gonna make, like, a tunnel and then just whip it. 165 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:05,480 Paul, if ever my arse doesn't look good, you tell me, OK? - OK. 166 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,840 - This is what tradies must feel like on the job. - Yeah. 167 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,080 - Hard day's work. 168 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,440 - You've― You've been going for about seven minutes. 169 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,920 - OK. What do you reckon? That looks pretty good. I could have a practice right now. 170 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:22,600 - Yes. 171 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,600 - This a practice. 172 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,360 You little shit. 173 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,800 Oh! 174 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:34,920 What am I missing? 175 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,400 - When― On that time, you missed the tower. 176 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,800 - Well, that wasn't good, was it? 177 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,920 - That was quite a lot of wall touches. - Yeah, OK, cool. 178 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,360 Great. We'll do one. 179 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,560 What's the phrase? 180 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,640 - Let the good times roll! 181 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:00,800 That's one. 182 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,080 That's two. That's three. That's four. 183 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,320 That's five. That's six. 184 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,440 - Let the good times roll. 185 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:24,320 - OK. So, task number one ― how many tasks are we gonna expect you to be starting with the words, 186 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,840 'Let's give this a ing hoon'? 187 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,560 I'm afraid too many. 188 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:37,240 I can't tell you how confident I was going into this and how already that confidence is shattered. 189 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,200 Wow. 190 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:44,480 - Bree, seven minutes doing a task and you're talking about a hard day's work. 191 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,040 - I've got asthma, but I was genuinely puffed, 192 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,240 and I was like, how can I stop from running as many times? 193 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:54,400 And I just thought, make it more narrow and hopefully get more bounces. 194 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,880 Obviously, plan didn't turn out. You know? And that's life. 195 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,400 - Wow. - That's actually beautiful. 196 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,040 - Yeah, thank you. - Yeah, I like that. 197 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:05,600 - That's an inspiration to all kids out there with asthma. - Mm. Yeah. 198 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,160 - So, Bree, obviously, built walls. - Mm-hm. 199 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,400 - Thoughts on that? - I think that's fine. - OK. 200 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,000 - I felt like that was OK. 201 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:16,160 So, just to clarify, Paul ― how many wall touches have we got for Alice and Bree? 202 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,160 - Bree, four. 203 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,920 Alice... - Four?! 204 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,840 - Yes. - Are you sure? 205 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,520 - Yes. - Fair enough. 206 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,160 - Wow. You backed down quickly there. 207 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,840 - Alice, eight. - Oof. - Wow. 208 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:36,280 - OK. All right. Good news ― it's time for the first ad break of the season. 209 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:42,000 Make sure you savour every moment, because after this, there's only 39 more to go. 210 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,480 We'll see you soon. 211 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,360 - Welcome back to the season six premiere of Taskmaster New Zealand. 212 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,200 Where were we, Paul? 213 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:08,560 - Our five contestants are attempting to bounce a ball off some walls as many times as possible 214 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,480 before knocking over a toilet paper tower. 215 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,680 Up next, it's time for a PB&J sandwich. 216 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,960 Pax, ball and Jackie. 217 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,640 So, you're gonna move the tower? - Yeah. 218 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,080 - Where are you moving it to? - Don't talk to me right now, Paul. 219 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,640 - I feel like I need probably about 200 more of these. - OK. 220 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,040 - Is that a poss―? Is that a possibility? - No. 221 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,840 - You're not a 'yes' guy. - Oh, sorry. 222 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,640 But I would argue, yes, I am. 223 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,040 So, you're building your own walls? - Yeah. 224 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:40,480 My therapist told me that I need to stop building walls or else my marriage is destined to fail. 225 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,240 - But you're still building walls. - Yeah. 226 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,880 My marriage ― oh, it's going well, actually. - OK. 227 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:50,200 - We did it recently, my wife and I. - Did what? - Sex, Paul. We did sex. 228 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,440 - Wow. 229 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,160 What are you doing? 230 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,040 - I-I-I'm frozen in panic. 231 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,560 - OK. How to let the good time... - What? 232 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,120 - Go― Go... 233 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,440 Gotta let the good times? 234 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,720 I don't know sayings. I don't know white people sayings. 235 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,400 Oh, just let the good times roll. 236 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,040 - Let the good times roll. 237 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,480 Got that one. 238 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,600 Kind of touching it. 239 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,600 Ooh, two, three, four. 240 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,160 Come on, you ripper. 241 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,480 Bang! 242 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,960 Aargh. 243 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:49,840 There is a rage within me, Paul, that is a torrent right now. 244 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,040 - Alice and Bree, you must be feeling a lot better about your attempts now. 245 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,120 Oh my God. I feel so smug. 246 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:10,560 My marriage has gotten worse since then. 247 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,560 - I mean, Pax... - I know. 248 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,680 - I mean, I didn't think that you were smart, but I didn't think that you were that stupid. 249 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,160 - I panicked. I didn't think. I didn't think it through. 250 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,800 I was― I was thinking about sex and my wife. It distracted me. 251 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:28,160 - My memory is so shot that I― just watching that now, I was like, this is going so well. 252 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,800 I was like, oh my God, I could be the winner. 253 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,360 And I'd forgotten that it didn't get any of the toilet paper rolls. 254 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,280 That was, like, a live experience for me just then. - That was heart-breaking. 255 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,080 - The good news for everybody is there is one more attempt. 256 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,040 - Oh shit. 257 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,600 - All he has to do is knock over the tower for a podium finish. 258 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,600 It's Jack Ansett. 259 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:53,600 - Hi, Mum. - Is your mum gonna watch this? - No, she hates this show. 260 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,560 Oh yeah. OK. 261 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,480 - Is that the 'no vaping' sign? 262 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,920 - OK. 263 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:06,880 Where's that ball? 264 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,560 Oh gosh. Where'd I put the ball? 265 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,040 Have you hidden the ball? 266 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,400 Oh... 267 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,680 Where's the ball? 268 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,680 Oh... Lost my... I've lost the ball. 269 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,160 No! I've lost the ball! 270 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,000 - You've got five minutes. 271 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,960 - This is part of it. This is your little... These are your little tricks. You've hidden it. 272 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,840 Where would they have hidden the ball? 273 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,720 You ― where is the ball? 274 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,120 Ey, ey, ey! Where's the ball? 275 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,880 $300. 276 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,720 - You got 93 seconds. 277 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,720 - 93... 278 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,200 I will reimburse this. 279 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,040 - That might damage someone's drink bottle. 280 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:50,280 - These people don't care. I offered that guy $300. They honestly couldn't care less. 281 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,160 You might wanna get out of the way, Paul. 282 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,600 Let the good times roll! 283 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,600 You took the ball! 284 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,360 I looked there! 285 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,080 - He did not. He did not. 286 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:27,040 - Hey, Jeremy, what were you saying about me being not that bright? 287 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:32,280 - I have been thinking about this so much, whether you took the ball or whether you didn't take the ball. 288 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,080 I looked everywhere. I looked in the bushes. I look― 289 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,920 - I think it's clear there's one place you didn't look. 290 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:43,360 - I will also say, um, Zane our crew member's drink bottle cost $79.90. 291 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,160 - Whoa! - No! 292 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,800 - And Jack never reimbursed. - Jack. 293 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:53,920 - So, this is pretty clear to me. Jack gets zero because he didn't even roll a ball. 294 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:57,280 The fact that Jackie and Pax didn't knock over the tower... 295 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,280 - But I hit the― I hit the concrete walls. 296 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,400 - Well, Jackie also did hit the tower. - Yes! I nudged the tower. 297 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:07,080 - She hit the tower, but it didn't knock over, so I think Pax should get one. 298 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,960 - OK. - I think Jackie should probably get two. 299 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:10,880 - OK. - Happy with that. 300 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:15,520 - And then we go up a lot to Bree, who should get four. - Yep. 301 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,360 - And then I think it's fair to say that Alice should definitely get five. 302 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,360 - Wow. - Wow. 303 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,840 - That makes sense. 304 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:28,120 So, Paul, where does that leave the points for this episode so far? 305 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:33,920 Out in front with nine points, Alice Snedden. 306 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,880 - Let's get to the next task. 307 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,160 - Let me address the elephant in the room and stop beating around the bush. 308 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,080 Once in a blue moon, a task comes along that is truly not a piece of cake. 309 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:47,680 Will our contestants hit the ground running, pass with flying colours and end up on cloud nine? 310 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,880 Or will they drop the ball, bark up the wrong tree, shoot themselves in the foot, throw the towel in 311 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,880 and watch five points go up in smoke? 312 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Here it is. 313 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,640 - Hey, Paul. - Hello, Alice. 314 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,440 - Paul. - Hello, Bree. 315 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,160 - Oh dear. This is a mess. 316 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,440 - Oh no. 317 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,440 - Don't get upset. 318 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,160 - Hmm. 319 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,760 - OK. Here we go. 320 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,960 'Film an origin story for your favourite idiom.' 321 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,720 - 'You have 40 minutes.' 322 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,800 - 'Your time starts now.' 323 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,000 - Idiom. What is a idiom? 324 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,880 - Like a saying. - Mm-hm. 325 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,080 - Like, don't go crying over spilt milk. 326 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,720 - Are there any that you use a lot? 327 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,400 - Kick it in the dick. Have you heard of that one? - No. 328 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,880 - Can you just type in, like, 'examples of idioms,' please? - OK. 329 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,480 Break a leg. Beat around the bush. 330 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:51,720 - Cut somebody some slack. Cutting corners. Just― Slow down. Easy does it. 331 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,120 You could've said 'easy does it'. 332 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,880 - None of these are working for me. - OK. 333 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,960 - I want you to google 'random idiom generator'. - OK. 334 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:04,080 - Generate me a random idiom. That's the one we're doing. Go. 335 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,160 Flea market. 336 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:15,040 - I was interested that two contestants' first instincts 337 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,760 when they see spilt milk on a table is to table suck. 338 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,280 - And I'm lactose intolerant. - Yeah. 339 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,240 Also― Also, that was PVA glue. 340 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,120 I was quite relieved. 341 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:36,920 - I am ready for some idiom origins, Paul Who is gonna start us off? 342 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,760 - A-lice in the hand is worth Snedd-en the bush. - Eugh. 343 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,760 - It's Alice Snedden. 344 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:49,920 - All right, lads. Big day today. OK, you know we're T-minus 15 seconds away from launch. 345 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,760 Here we go. 346 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,720 Sir, there's a problem. 347 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,160 - What? 348 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,000 Williams. 349 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,280 - Houston, we have a problem. - Williams, speak to me. 350 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:03,160 - I'm sorry, sir. I'm really struggling here. I just can't get my sock on. 351 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,800 - Well, get it on now. What's wrong? Come on. Hurry up. 352 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,840 - I know it sounds crazy, but it's really hard. 353 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,880 Like, I'm not very flexible, and I'm, like, lying on my back, and I'm all strapped in. 354 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,040 - We're T-minus five seconds. - It's really tough. 355 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,320 - Dammit, boy. It's not rocket science. 356 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,080 - It's true. 357 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,040 - We lost 'em all. 358 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,200 - So, you lost Paul... - Yeah. - ...in an unfortunate accident. 359 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:44,760 And then your first thought was, 'I'm going on smoko.' 360 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:49,120 - Yeah, I was smoking the whole time, but back in the day at NASA, they encouraged that. 361 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,360 - Yeah, that's true. - Cos smoking actually helped you fly. 362 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:55,040 - Yeah. - Interesting bit from me was ― you had issues with your sock, but― 363 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,960 - I couldn't get my sock on. - ...you already seemed to have a sock on. 364 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,480 Yes, that is correct. 365 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,720 I mean, that was mainly― I just didn't want people to see my feet. 366 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,640 - Yeah, that was a creative difference that Paul and I had. 367 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,800 I really wanted him to get his feet out, and, um, he declined. 368 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:14,760 - Uh, currently on WikiFeet, my feet are at a 3.5, so if you're at home, 369 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,480 if you could help get those numbers up... 370 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:21,320 - I can think of one way, mate, that you would've really driven that score up. 371 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,240 - OK, whose idiom are we gonna see next? 372 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:29,720 - She has an amazing birds killed to stones thrown ratio. It's Jackie van Beek. 373 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,240 - 'Ello, Barry. - Oh, hi, Sheryl. 374 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,000 - Well, what's this poor sod done, then, eh? 375 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,680 - Well, you know, technically, nothing, but, you know, I've just got so much frustration, 376 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:47,440 cos, basically, I'm addicted to killing, and I can't sleep unless I kill somebody. 377 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,760 I've not slept in a week. 378 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,320 - But it's not fair. Like, if he's done nothin', it's just a poor, innocent bloke. 379 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,680 - Yeah, but you're not hearing me. I can't sleep, Sheryl. 380 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,480 - Yeah, I get it. I am hearing ya. 381 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,920 I'll tell ya what ― I want you to stop killing people, stop killing innocents, 382 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,440 and I want you to give my sack a nice, big hit. 383 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,320 - You want me to hit the sack? - Yeah! 384 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,440 Three times. That's it. How do ya feel? 385 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,280 Oh my gosh. He's fallen asleep. 386 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:21,880 Look at this, would ya? I think you're gonna be free. I think everything's gonna be OK. 387 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,880 Ooh. OK. 388 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,760 And that, my friends, is the origin story of 'hit the sack'. 389 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Thank you. 390 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,160 - Very good, Jackie. - Quite nice hair, actually. 391 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,480 - Really good. - Similar hair. - Beautiful. 392 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,880 - Some fascinating character development there. 393 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:44,800 Just give us the origin stories of... is it Barry and Sheryl? - Yes. 394 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:50,440 - Is that right? - Yeah, so Sheryl was an old, wise hag that lived in the woodlands. 395 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,720 And Barry was a very aggressive executioner. 396 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,200 - I feel like there was― there was chemistry there. - I think so too, yeah. 397 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,880 - I felt it. - I felt like Paul fell asleep in quite a horny way. 398 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,880 Wow. 399 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,480 - I was disappointed at the end that Sheryl broke the fourth wall, because... 400 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,880 - Oh. - ...how obvious did you need to make it? 401 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,600 - It's education. It's educational, so, of course, the audience need a― 402 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,440 as I'm doing right now, you know, you speak to them, and there's a rapport, 403 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,440 so it's like we put on a brilliant piece of cinema, but we also educate. 404 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,160 It's a relationship. 405 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,080 - We've got three more origin stories to go, 406 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,760 but first, it's time to watch the origin stories of some excellent goods and services. 407 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,880 We'll see you after the break. 408 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,840 - Welcome back to Taskmaster, 409 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,120 the only show on television brave enough to show Paul Williams burning to death. 410 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:57,480 Where were we, Paul? - Our contestants are showing us the origin stories of idioms. 411 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:04,280 Up next, proving that the apple doesn't fall far from the Bree, it's Bree Tomasel. 412 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,680 - Come on, Tenzing. 413 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,280 We've done it. 414 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,280 The summit of Everest. 415 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,440 And, look, I just got 10,000 steps. - Congrats. 416 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,640 - Only one thing left to do. 417 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,960 Yes, Tenzing. 418 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,760 I've done it! 419 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,360 My greatest achievement ever! 420 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,920 Yes! 421 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,600 Let's go! 422 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,320 - You kicked me in the dick. 423 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:36,640 - You're right. You're right, Tenzing. I indeed kicked it in the dick. 424 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,920 Me, 425 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,600 Sir Edmund Hillary, 426 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,600 dick-kicker! 427 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,520 - Firstly, I'd like to say, 428 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,840 what a beautiful tribute to the late Sir Edmund Hillary and the great Tenzing Norgay. 429 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,960 - The first thing I did, and I'm not joking, 430 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,880 is got back to the room and googled whether Sir Edmund was dead or not, 431 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,560 cos I was so worried about him seeing it. 432 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,920 - Did she actually kick you in the private parts? It was good acting. 433 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,000 - It was a bit of movie magic, yeah. - OK. 434 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,600 He shoved a pillow down his pants. 435 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,600 - Oh, so you committed to the... - Yeah. Yeah. 436 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:15,280 It was a small pillow, but there was a pillow. - Yeah. 437 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,840 - Some pretty brave casting, I'd say, of Tenzing there. You know? - Yeah. 438 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,840 I would've thought that you'd get a Nepalese actor in for that. 439 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,320 I can famously do any accent. 440 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:30,000 And people say, 'Paul, you can't do a Japanese accent,' and I'm like... 441 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,480 'You don't believe I'm that capable?' 442 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,760 - Invercargill accent ― go. 443 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,480 Pur― Purrple. 444 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,200 - Quite good. - It's bang on. 445 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,120 - Yeah, really good. - It's actually bang on. - That was good. 446 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,240 - Pretty good. - Yeah, that was really good. - You nailed it. 447 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,240 - Whose idiom origin story are we seeing next, Paul? 448 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,920 - It's raining Pax and dogs. It's Pax Assadi. 449 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:56,440 - Oh, my favourite place in the world ― the Avondale Markets. 450 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,840 Well, well, well. 451 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:04,720 My old nemesis. You know that this used to be my table when I would deal fleas 452 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:09,000 and sell fleas to people. - The flea industry collapsed. Why would I ever want a flea? 453 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,320 - I don't know. You want to make your dog thinner? You cover it in fleas. 454 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,480 It'll lose a bunch of blood, and it'll be a thinner, sexier dog. - Oh, OK. 455 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,280 - Yeah. - I do want my dog to be sexy. 456 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,200 - I'm gonna start my own market. 457 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:29,360 And we're gonna deal in all types of very small insects. 458 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,480 - What are you gonna call this thing? 459 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,680 - Hmm. I guess I'm just gonna call it... 460 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,480 a flea market. 461 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,360 Wahhhhhhh! 462 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,440 That'll make sense by... 463 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,800 2003. 464 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,320 - OK, so, plenty to unpack there. Can you explain the glasses? 465 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,320 - Uh, not really, no. 466 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,080 I found them... - Mm. 467 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,200 - ...on my way to shoot the scene, and I put them on. 468 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,200 - Oh, I thought they were meant to indicate that you were a flea. - Yeah. 469 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,320 - They were meant to indicate that I was a flea. 470 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,360 - Flea market is not an idiom. We're all ignoring the elephant in the room. 471 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,480 - That's a good idiom. - You― I asked you― 472 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,680 I didn't wanna say it, I... 473 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,760 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, mate. 474 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,120 - I just cursed all of you, OK, and all your children. 475 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:29,120 - It's my daughter's birthday. - I'm so sorry. 476 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:32,280 - It's my daughter's 18th birthday, and I am here. - I'm so― I can't take it back. 477 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,560 I can't take it back! 478 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,040 - So, it is technically a noun. 479 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,080 - Well, you've made an incredible film for the origin of a noun. - Yeah. 480 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,320 - I reckon you'd win if it was that category. 481 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,680 - Makes sense. We've still got Jack to go. 482 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:52,560 - Yes, he's a jack of all trades, master of all trades. It's Jack Ansett. 483 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,120 - OK, Paul, I've got an idea. Let's go for a walk. 484 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,480 - Go for a walk? - Yeah. 485 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,760 - You've only got 26 minutes. - Well, hurry up. Come on. 486 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,240 - OK. - Yeah. Come on. Let's go. 487 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,440 - So, do you have an idea? - An idea? - Yeah. 488 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:13,400 - Yeah, I've got an idea, Paul, yeah. But we're just enjoying a nice walk together right now. 489 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,120 - What was that? 490 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,520 - I don't know ― just the kind of thing friends do. 491 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,720 OK. Take a step back, Paul. 492 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,520 Whoo! 493 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,960 Wow. - I really think we should get back on task. 494 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,480 - Get back on task? - Yeah. 495 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,480 - OK. 496 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,120 Yeah. 497 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,120 Oh. 498 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,160 OK. Yep. I give in. 499 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,000 - I really think we should get back on task. 500 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,800 - Yeah, OK, let's― cool. - Sorry― Sorry about that. - Yeah. 501 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,640 - Um, you're almost out of time to do the― the task. 502 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,640 - Hey, Paul, look at me. 503 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,000 Slow and steady wins the race. 504 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,840 - Beautiful. - What a twist at the end. 505 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,200 What a twist. - Wow. 506 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:20,000 - So, what we had there was a romantic walk; you played some golf; you had a shirtless wrestle... 507 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,440 - Yes. - ...then you― - I liked that. 508 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,480 - ...then you had a romantic meal for two... - Yes, correct. 509 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,720 - That's the origin of 'slow and steady wins the race'? - You don't know that? 510 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:34,880 - So, I did look up the origin, and it's from a pretty famous race between a tortoise and ahare. 511 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,680 - Yeah. Didn't think this was gonna go this way. 512 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,280 - Out of interest, which way did you see it going? - Everyone would applaud and... 513 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:46,320 - Standing ovation. - ...standing ovation, five points, to be honest with you, Alice. 514 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:53,000 - So, in terms of marking, I'm gonna give one point to Pax. It wasn't even an idiom. 515 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,040 Two points to you, Jack, for the shirtless wrestling, cos I thought that was quite good. 516 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,400 - I did love that. 517 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,480 - Bree, I'll give you three points, because, unfortunately, you besmirched a national icon. 518 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,160 Four points for Jackie. Great character development there. 519 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,600 And, Alice, that gives you five points at the end. 520 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,040 - Well deserved. - Incredible. Wow. 521 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:17,560 - So, now it's time for one of my favourite commonly used phrases ― we'll see you after the break. 522 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,440 Bye for now. 523 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,680 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. If you've just joined us, you are late, 524 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,360 and I'm afraid you're gonna have to stay behind after this episode and help us clean up the studio. 525 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,880 Now, it's time for another task, Paul, I believe. 526 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:46,280 - It sure is, Jeremy, and this one's a whole lot of fun. 527 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,160 - Oh. - Hello, Jackie. - Hello. 528 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,240 - Hi, Paul. - Hello, Bree. 529 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,520 Hello, Pax. 530 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,800 - I need to fart. - Don't. 531 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:07,400 'Get this balloon through the hole and into the jar.' 532 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:14,240 - 'You may not touch the balloon in any way other than popping it with the pin.' 533 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,240 - 'You may not touch the string or the tissues in any way 534 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,120 'other than cutting the tissues with the scissors.' 535 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,800 - 'You may not touch the hole wall...' 536 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,200 Theholewall. Oh, theholewall. - Mm-hm. 537 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,400 '...in any way.' Gosh. 538 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,520 - So, this is the hole wall. - Yeah. - I'll move. 539 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,760 - I assumed that. 540 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,160 - 'Fastest wins.' 541 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,840 - 'Your time starts now.' 542 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,760 Far out. This is a bit of fun, isn't it? 543 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,880 - What's happening here? 544 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,560 So, it's... So, it's helium? - Mm-hm. 545 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:48,080 - So it'll go up to the sky. - If the tissues are lighter. 546 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,440 Got it. 547 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,280 - Have you got it, Alice? There's quite a lot in this task. - Yeah. 548 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,040 - It's one of the more confusing ones that we've done ― balloons, gaps through holes. 549 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,320 - A lot going on, yeah. - Yeah. Tissues on the bottom. 550 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:09,520 Yeah. It's also one I had no idea if it's possible. 551 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:14,560 - I mean, the word that really kinda springs out to me when I rewatch that is 'fastest' ― 552 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,960 is the word that sticks with me, just to say. 553 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,400 - That's beautiful. - And it― Does it― 554 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,560 Does it stick with you in a positive or negative way? 555 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:26,160 Incredibly positive, but just that word. 556 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,280 - All right. Shall we see the first one? 557 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:33,400 - It's the three contestants who don't have 'jack' in their name ― Bree, Alice and Pax. 558 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,320 - Who comes up with this shit, Paul? 559 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,320 - It's not shit. 560 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,560 Come on. 561 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:45,200 - Is this what you wanted ― me down on all fours cutting tissue like this? 562 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,000 I told you I needed to fart. 563 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,600 - OK, come on. 564 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,720 Ooh, ooh! 565 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,520 - Oh! 566 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,720 No, no, come back to me. 567 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:17,200 - It's too heavy again. - I know, Paul. 568 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,080 Yes! 569 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,120 Yes! OK. 570 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,040 OK, it went through the hole. - It did. 571 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,120 It's through the hole. 572 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,080 - Oh no! Oh no! What do I do now? 573 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:49,520 - I think the tissues got quite heavy. - Yeah, no shit, Paul. 574 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,080 - Noooo. 575 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,080 How does science work? 576 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,120 If I had a baby, this is what I'd sound like. 577 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,040 Aah! 578 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:17,160 - Did it go in the jar? - LAUGHS, WHEEZES: No. It didn't. 579 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,600 - Is it in the jar? - No. 580 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,600 - Did anyone actually get the balloon in the jar? 581 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,760 - Out of those three, no. - OK. 582 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,400 - Alice, you grabbing the jar was brilliant. 583 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,160 - Yeah, unfortunately it didn't lead to success or, um... 584 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:55,800 cos I'm actually quite afraid of― well, I don't like loud noises that catch me off guard,so... 585 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,400 Aah! 586 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,800 - She's not lying. 587 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,600 Sorry. - I mean, it was you that popped it. 588 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,600 Yeah, I got a big fright, though. 589 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,840 Yeah, as I popped it, I think I actually moved the jar away. 590 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,360 - Whose attempt are we gonna see next, Paul? 591 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,760 - In this task, the jar is key. 592 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,040 It's Jar-key van Beek. 593 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,600 Stop the clock. 594 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,360 Maybe not the most entertaining but certainly fastest, I would guess. 595 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,720 - Clinical. You would describe that as clinical. 596 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,920 - You know what ― I thought― to be entirely honest, I did think, 597 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:10,880 'I bet everyone else's videos are gonna be fun and entertaining and crazy and zany, 598 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,280 'and mine's― mine's gonna win.' 599 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,920 You know? I mean... - Mine wasn't any of that anyway, and it still lost. 600 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,560 - I would trade what I did for what you did any day. 601 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,280 I think I've fallen in love with you. 602 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:27,560 - OK, how long did that take Jackie? - It was very fast. Two minutes and eight seconds. 603 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,000 - Wow. - Unbelievable. 604 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,560 - Who have we got left, Paul? 605 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:35,760 - Continuing his trend of always going last, it's Jack Ansett. 606 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,240 - OK. 607 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,360 Oh! 608 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,000 Oh my God. 609 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Oh! 610 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,320 Well... 611 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,760 Was that supposed to happen? - Was what supposed to happen? 612 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,920 - Was that supposed to pop? - I mean, you were the one doing it. 613 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,720 - Oh, it's in the water. Oh, great. 614 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,880 Oh! 615 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,480 Look at that. 616 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,480 Paul, can you hold this while I come around the corner? 617 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,480 Thanks. 618 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:15,680 It's amazing how things like this just work out sometimes, eh? 619 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,240 Wow. Stop the clock. 620 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,840 Pretty good! 621 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,040 - Happy? - You're smiling. It's pretty good. 622 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:36,200 - You seemed genuinely surprised that a helium balloon, when you cut the string, goes up to theceiling. 623 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,400 - I was worried for a moment that you were gonna lose the balloon. 624 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,280 I genuinely thought, 'Oh no, he's gonna―' but, no― but you got it. 625 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:45,920 - No, no, no. Just from some fate of the gods, it landed in the fish bowl, and voila. 626 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,480 And, um, yeah. 627 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:51,280 Wow, this is like a Make-A-Wish. 628 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,320 - OK, so, Jackie's time was two minutes and eight seconds. - Incredible. 629 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,320 - Jack ― 1.49. 630 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,320 - Wow! - Yeah, but still, it's not everything, is it? 631 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,360 - Was 'fastest' not the key word?' - Fastest wins. - Yeah, fastest wins. 632 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,440 But also... 633 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,680 I'm sorry, but can I just say... 634 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,520 ...horrific. 635 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,640 - This one's not too hard to judge, to be honest, because I think there's two categories. 636 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,480 There's the people who got the balloon in the jar, and then there's the people who didn't, 637 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:25,000 so.... zero points for those guys. - OK. - Ooh! 638 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,920 - OK, so that's four points for Jackie, and five points for Jack. - OK. 639 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,800 Wow. - Yes! How good does that feel? You've been there. 640 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,760 You've been there. - Yeah. 641 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,920 - I have been there. It feels good. It feels good. 642 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,720 - That is the end of part four. 643 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:42,320 Come back soon to see which of our comedians will win a pair of old reading glasses 644 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,720 and some 1970s pace bowler memorabilia. 645 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:51,920 The stakes could not be higher. We'll see you just after this. 646 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:07,200 - Welcome back to the last bit of the first ep of the sixth season of Taskmaster. 647 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,080 Now we've just got one live task to go, 648 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:14,520 but before we get there, Paul, can I have a scoreboard update, please? 649 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:20,520 Leading the pack with 14 points, Alice Snedden. 650 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:27,560 - All right, you guys, if you can please now head up to the stage for your first live task of the season. 651 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,800 All right, Paul, who's gonna read out the task? - Pax Assadi. 652 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:39,400 'Throw fish into the barrel. Most fish successfully thrown into the barrel wins. 653 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,840 'You have 30 seconds minus the number of fish you wish to throw. 654 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,760 'You may throw the same fish more than once. 655 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:51,600 'You must throw from the spot and must not move the spot or barrel.' 656 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,680 - OK, from the top. - I can't understand anything you've just said. 657 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,480 - Yeah. - I'm starting to see how you couldn't find the ball. 658 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,240 - Please pick up your blackboards. 659 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:06,960 Write the amount of fish and then minus that number from 30, and that's your time. 660 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,560 - Oh no. - So 10 fish, 10 seconds. 661 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,760 No, 10 fish, 20 seconds. - 10 fish would be 20 seconds. 662 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,760 Stop! Stop it! 663 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,360 - Stay in school, kids. - Oh sh... 664 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,640 - So, if I'm going four fish, no chips... - No chips? 665 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:24,280 - If I go four fish, no chips, how many seconds? - 26 seconds. 666 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,960 On the count of three, reveal your fish. One, two, three. 667 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,160 I love how Paul's entered 'angry teacher' phase. 668 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,920 - We're gonna thrown in order of the scoreboard. 669 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,680 Everyone except Alice, please take a seat on the bench. 670 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,880 Alice selected 15 fish and 15 seconds. 671 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,040 Begin. 672 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,720 Oh! 673 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,400 10 seconds. 674 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,680 Eight seconds. 675 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,560 Six seconds. 676 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,520 - Four seconds. - Oh no! 677 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,120 Oh no. 678 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,760 Alice scored two fish. 679 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,560 Up next ― Jackie van Beek. 680 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,840 Are you gonna do a backflip? 681 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,840 - Four fish, 26 seconds. 682 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:15,240 - This is her Olympics. - Three, two, one. 683 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,400 Fish. 684 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,400 Oh! 685 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,640 I forgot she can run. 686 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,480 - No. - No. - No. 687 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,240 - Do I have to come back up here? - You gotta thrown from there, yeah. 688 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,760 - Oh, I didn't know that! I didn't know that. 689 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,600 - 10 seconds. 690 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,240 Seven, six... 691 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,440 Oh... 692 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,960 - Go get them! - Go, Jackie! 693 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,880 - Jackie scored zero fish. 694 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,400 - Up next ― Jack Ansett. - Yep. 695 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,400 - Five fish, 25 seconds. 696 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,800 Three... - Let's do it. - ...two, one. 697 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,800 Fish. 698 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,360 Oh, for sake. 699 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,480 Yay! 700 00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,840 - Pop 'em in. Pop 'em in. Just pop them in. Pop them in. 701 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,440 - You got 10 seconds. - Thanks. 702 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,960 - Don't panic. Don't panic! 703 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:14,240 - Two seconds. - Yo, I'll just chill. 704 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,560 Nice chilling. Nice chilling. 705 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,080 Jack scored two fish. 706 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,080 - Up next ― Bree Tomasel. - Oh, my turn. - Go, Bree. 707 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,880 - Bree selected 15 seconds and 15 fish. 708 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,840 Three, two, 709 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,840 one. Begin. 710 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,280 Ooh. 711 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,240 - A lot of gusto. - To the left. To the left. 712 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,800 To the right. 713 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,520 Oh! 714 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,800 Oh! 715 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,280 One! Hey! Oh! - Three seconds. 716 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,560 - Oh, yay! You beauty! You beauty! - Oh, that was great. 717 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,280 - Bree scored two fish. 718 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,920 Last up ― Pax Assadi. 719 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,920 Pax selected 15 fish and 15 seconds. 720 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,480 Three, two, 721 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,000 one. Fish. 722 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 - LeBron. - Oh no. 723 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,160 Oh no. 724 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,160 Yes, Pax. 725 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,920 - Wow. 726 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,600 - What an arsehole. 727 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:19,760 - All right, everyone. Come on down, and we'll see how that's affected the scores. 728 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:25,200 All right, Paul. I am ready to find out who won the live task and who won the episode. 729 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:31,800 - OK, so in terms of fish, Jackie ― zero fish; Alice, Bree and Jack ― all two fish each; 730 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:37,360 and the winner with three fish out of three throws, Pax Assadi. - Incredible. 731 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,240 - Thank you. - He can't be stopped. 732 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:41,200 - One point for Jackie. - OK. 733 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:46,600 - Three points for Jack, Bree and Alice. And five points for Pax. - OK. 734 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,240 - Thank you, Taskmaster. - Yeah. 735 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:52,280 - Can I get that footage of me throwing fish, by the way? - It's gonna go on TV. 736 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,200 - Oh, yeah, cool. - Oh, right. Oh, cool. - Oh, yeah, sick, sick, sick. 737 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:59,360 - That means the winner of episode one with 17 points... 738 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,760 is Alice Snedden. 739 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,480 - Congratulations, Alice. Please head up to the stage 740 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:10,680 and enjoy your newfound street credentials. - Get up there, Alice. 741 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:15,960 - We are already 10% through the series, but what have we learned from episode one? 742 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,960 Well, we learned that Alice Snedden is one better than Barack Obama; 743 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,040 if you can't find a ball, then we haven't hidden it; 744 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,600 and most importantly, we've learned that the winner of episode one is Alice Snedden. 745 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,800 Ma te wa. We'll see you next time. 746 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,800 Leshgo. 747 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:51,520 You cannot get through this without crying. 748 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,240 - Aargh! 749 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:57,040 Oh, gidday, guys. Gidday, Paul. How's things? 750 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:57,960 - I miss my kids. 751 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,720 - Oh God. 752 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:03,400 I'm sorry about what happened.