1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,160 - Paul! 2 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,360 - Yes! 3 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,360 - Hi, Mum. 4 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,240 - Au revoir! 5 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:20,960 - Yah! 6 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,560 - Oh. 7 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,280 - No! 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,240 - Ha ha ha! 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,160 - Ah! 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,720 - Kia ora koutou, and welcome to Taskmaster. 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,360 Tonight, five comedians will compete in a series of tasks 12 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,280 that are as frustrating as they are trivial 13 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,200 all in pursuit of this ― 14 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:51,800 - Ooh! - A beautiful golden trophy that previous winners have discovered 15 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,680 is massively undervalued at Cash Converters. 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,240 And those five comedians are 17 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,840 Alice Snedden... 18 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,520 ...Bree Tomasel... 19 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,920 ...Jack Ansett... 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,040 ...Jackie van Beek... 21 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,520 ...and Pax Assadi. 22 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:17,400 And to my left is a man who is saved in my phone as 'Leggy Brunette ― Work'. 23 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,800 It's Paul Williams. 24 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,400 I'd like a prize task straight away please, Paul. 25 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,360 - Of course, Jeremy. So, as always, 26 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:30,280 we've asked our contestants to each bring in a prize from home. 27 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:34,520 The winner of tonight's episode will take home all five prizes. 28 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,840 Tonight, we've asked them to bring in 29 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,440 the thing that is way heavier than it looks. 30 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,040 - Let's start with Bree. 31 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:47,480 - I think let's just show my prize that I've brought in. 32 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,400 Now, obviously, a child can lift it up. Not heavy. 33 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,000 Or so you think, 34 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:58,480 because I've filled this particular soft toy with two goon sacks. 35 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:05,040 Quite heavy ― one in the head, one that is in quite a precarious position. 36 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:11,160 - That genuinely is an unfortunate position for the nozzle of the goon, isn't it? 37 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:16,320 - You should see when you want to drink it straight from the sack to your mouth. Looks even worse. 38 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,880 - Alice, what did you bring in? - Again, I think we should just show it, really, 39 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,680 so that I can speak to what you see. 40 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,840 Yeah. - Aww. 41 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,000 - So obviously, Marley & Me ― it's a movie starring, as you can see, 42 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,320 Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson, and it features a dog. 43 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,480 What could seem lighter fare than that? 44 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,480 And then what's crazy about this film... 45 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,480 is the dog dies. 46 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:44,720 You cannot get through this film without crying. 47 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,680 Even now, it rips me apart. 48 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,440 Would you prefer if the dog was dead on the cover? 49 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,320 - I just think that would have been a more honest cover. 50 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,640 - Jackie, what did you bring in? - Did you just call me Jackie, or did I imagine that? 51 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,520 Oh, right. Sorry. - This is Jackie. 52 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,520 - Jackie's beside you. - There's a person next to you called Jackie. 53 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,920 - Yeah, sorry about that. I thought you just developed a pet name for me. 54 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:14,720 - Jackie, what did you bring in for me? - Well, Jeremy, I... 55 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,000 Sorry. As you were. As you were. 56 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,600 - Jackie, what did you bring in? - Well, I'd like― Sorry. 57 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,240 Just thought a woman-on-woman crime might be, you know... - All right, here we go. 58 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:31,520 - Jackie, what did you bring in―? - A cake! 59 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,080 I baked a cake. 60 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,680 - It doesn't look very heavy. - OK, it is heavy. 61 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,840 And because if you look at my second shot, 62 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,680 you'll see that I very cleverly managed to find three very large rocks, 63 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,880 stuffed them into the cake tin. - Wow. - Barely able to carry it. 64 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,680 - Jack, what did you bring in? - Me? 65 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:56,480 - Yes, you. - I brought in a Minecraft book. 66 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:00,960 Not very heavy at all, but if you open it, you'll see I have replaced the interior with, 67 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:05,320 um, The Boy In Striped Pyjamas... 68 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,120 ...which is not a very light read. 69 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,920 - And at the end of it, the dog dies. 70 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,920 If you spell 'dog' D-A-W-G. 71 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,520 - Paul. 72 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,200 - Pax. - Yeah. Talk to me. 73 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,840 - What's your thing that you've brought in that's heavier than what it looks? 74 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:29,520 - You have a Pakistani mother, yes? - I have a Pakistani stepmother. 75 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,920 - Yeah, beautiful. - Yeah. 76 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:35,760 - Pakistani mothers ― they have a lot of, uh, expectation. - They do. 77 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:41,240 - So what I have brought in is the overbearing weight of the expectation of a Pakistani mother. 78 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,720 And to represent that, I've brought this. 79 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:53,280 My mother gives me one of these once every couple of months 80 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:56,960 hoping that it'll inspire me to take a paper. 81 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,720 - I know from my own experience with a Pakistani stepmother 82 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,360 that the weight of expectation of a Pakistani mother is intense and heavy. 83 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,760 - It's scary. - It's scary, but it doesn't surprise me, 84 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,360 so you get one point. 85 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,000 My mother is gonna beat me after this. 86 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,440 - I also have watched Marley & Me. 87 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,760 It is one of the saddest things I've ever seen in my entire life, so I'm aware of that. 88 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,800 So it's not heavier than what you'd expect. In my opinion― 89 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,520 - Yeah, but did you know that going in? - Absolutely. 90 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,520 Because people like you spoiled it for me. 91 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,080 So you get two points. - Fair enough. Yeah. 92 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,040 - Three points for Jack. - Yeah, still going with that. 93 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:36,120 Four points for Jackie, and five points for Bree. 94 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,280 Oh! 95 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:41,400 - OK, let's get into the first proper task, Paul. - Sure thing, Jeremy. 96 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,400 There's no I in 'team', 97 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,680 but there is ateamtask in myiPad. 98 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,680 Here it is. 99 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,840 Hello, Pax. 100 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,840 - Paul. - Hello, Bree. 101 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,080 - Jesus-ah! 102 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,640 - How are ya? - Good, thank you. 103 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,520 How are you? - Yeah, great. I'm doing real well. 104 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,920 - I'm sorry for my, um, exaggerated response. 105 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:12,400 I freak out when white people surprise me. 106 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,400 Gidday, mate! How are ya? 107 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,280 - How are ya? - How the hell are ya? 108 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,280 - Nice to see ya. Yeah. - Nice to see ya. Hey? 109 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,280 Yeah, great to see ya. - Good stuff. 110 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,040 - You look well. - So do you. 111 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,040 - You look real well. 112 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:30,520 - Hello, Alice. 113 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,400 - Hi, Paul. 114 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,200 - Hello, Bree. 115 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,200 - Moved my locker. 116 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:40,960 - It's just better angles to film. Cos, say if you had Bree's locker... 117 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,880 - I'm comfortable with this. 118 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,080 Don't look in that locker. 119 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,640 - Ooh. 120 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,960 'Out-alpha the rest of your team... 121 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:00,200 '..and assert...' No. 122 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,520 - '...and assert yourself as the dominant member. 123 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,200 'Most alpha wins.' 124 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,280 - 'Don't let the rest of the team know... 125 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,560 - '...or you'll receive zero points. 126 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,000 - 'You have until the end of your next task. 127 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,080 - 'Your time starts now.' 128 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,520 - This feels like a character assassination. 129 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,520 Do it! Now! 130 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,200 You're not doing it. 131 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,960 - I'm also an alpha. - Oh, you are too. Yeah, yeah. 132 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,720 - Pick that up, Paul. - No. 133 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,640 - Pick it up now! 134 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,040 Oh, see? I'm a natural, Paul. 135 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,040 - Well, no, white person... 136 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,840 - Jeez! - The captain has arrived. 137 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:43,680 - Jack Ansett. Jack Ansett. - Jack Ansett. Jack Ansett. 138 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,520 I don't really know him. 139 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:50,200 - Have we elected, like, a team leader yet or anything? - Are we supposed to do that? 140 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,640 - I think I should probably... - You do it. 141 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,840 - Yeah, you can be team leader. - OK. You want me to read it? 142 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,040 - Good to see ya. - I'll read this, eh? 143 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,280 - Nah, mate, I've got it. - Nah. Step aside. 144 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:02,480 - As team leader, I will allow you to pick it up, Pax. 145 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,480 - To be honest, I love reading it, and I love doing it for you. - Yeah, nice. 146 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,600 'Draw a portrait... 147 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,800 - '...that depicts the Taskmaster... 148 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,360 - '...that depicts the Taskmaster playing ping-pong. 149 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,720 - 'Best portrait wins. 150 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:21,520 - 'You must have at least one ball bouncing at all times. 151 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,360 - 'If no balls are bouncing, the task is over. 152 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,640 - 'You may only draw one line at a time... 153 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,640 - '...and must take turns drawing.' 154 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,520 - OK, I'll draw first. - Sorry, I haven't finished reading. 155 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,760 - Oh, OK. - Just give me a sec. 156 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,560 - 'You have 12 minutes maximum.' 157 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:39,960 - So my advice would be, when you're going to grab a ball, if there's two― 158 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,160 - What is it about you that thinks you need to tell two women 159 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,760 how to do something as simple as bounce a ball? 160 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:49,920 - I find that quite upsetting, to be honest, in 2025. 161 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,120 - Whatever's going on here has to stop. 162 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:03,320 - Alice and Bree, that is the most passive-aggressive meeting in the history of the show there. 163 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,320 It was full-on. - What a showdown. 164 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,080 - I still feel uncomfortable thinking about it. 165 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:12,160 Yeah, there was a real sort of toxic sexual energy. 166 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:16,120 - Jackie, had you met Jack at that stage? 167 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,800 Did you know much about him? - No. I thought, 'Oh dear. OK. 168 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,800 'Here's, like, kind of an excitable, young...' 169 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,880 - Leader. - No. 170 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,880 - I do feel I owe an apology to Jack. 171 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:33,080 I ran out of paper, and that's why these two didn't also get the task. 172 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,680 - Oh. - It was really confusing. 173 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,680 Cos I know Jack, and he walked in being like, 'I want to be the leader.' 174 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:43,560 And I was like, 'You're the least leadery guy I know.' - Yeah. 175 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,040 - Who are we gonna see first, Paul? - Up first, 176 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:50,360 it's Jackie and Pax being led by their undisputed team leader, Jack Ansett. 177 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,600 Thank you. 178 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:55,240 As leader of the group, I'm just going to say Jackie's gonna bounce, and we're gonna draw. 179 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,640 - But could you be sending us up shit's creek? - Should we have a new vote? 180 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,320 - What are we voting on? - No! - On the leader. 181 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:04,120 Who votes that Jack should be the team leader? 182 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,120 - It'll be a really good opportunity for me as a young person to step up into a leadershiprole. 183 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,720 You need to give me an opportunity to rise up in the ranks. 184 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,960 - What do you think the ranks currently are? 185 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,720 - Well, I just feel like I'm the least experienced. 186 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,120 - I would say the least successful as well. - The least successful. 187 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,000 - Financially, probably the least― like, the shakiest. 188 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,080 - OK, I'll give you money if I can be the leader. 189 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,880 - OK, 10 bucks. - Yep, done. 190 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,880 - I want Lego F1. - Done. 191 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,200 Don't blow your whistle yet, Paul. - Mm-hm. 192 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,840 - We're just going to have a practice. There's no pressure. 193 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,320 There's no pressure. - No, d-don't you― - Oh, sorry, sorry. 194 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,280 - God! - What are you doing?! 195 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,160 Can I make a suggestion? - Yeah. 196 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,120 I'll sit this one out. Yeah. 197 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,800 When Jack comes in, he doesn't touch the balls. 198 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,640 - Yeah, as team leader, I think that's a really good idea. 199 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,120 - Jack, when you draw... Oh God. - When I draw... 200 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,280 - When each person draws, say, 'Done.' 201 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,040 - When each person draws, say, 'Done.' 202 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:57,240 - Why are you repeating what I'm saying? Cos I'm the leader. 203 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,880 - Before we start, just because I'm the leader, it would really give me confidence 204 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:05,840 if you guys could go, 'Jack is the leader! Ooh-ooh-ooh!' - I will not do that. 205 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,400 - There is no way I'm doing that. - There is absolutely no way. 206 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,800 - I'll give you 20 bucks and another Lego. 207 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,800 Jack is the leader. Ooh-ooh-ooh! 208 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,120 On my whistle. 209 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,240 - Say, 'Done!' - Done! 210 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,200 - Done. Don't touch it. Go. - Done. 211 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,080 - Done. 212 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:22,840 - Done. 213 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:23,840 Go, go, Jack. 214 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,600 Don't touch it. Don't you dare touch it. 215 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,880 Don't even look at it. Don't look at it. - No, I'm not. I'm not. 216 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,080 - Good leadership, Jack. - Thanks, Paul. 217 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,880 - Don't touch it. - Not touching. 218 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,320 I'm making the decision to not touch, not you. 219 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:34,920 - Done. 220 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:35,520 - Done. 221 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,280 - Done. 222 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,360 Don't touch. - Yep. 223 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,800 Just a mental health check, everyone. How's everyone coping? 224 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,920 As the leader, it's a good thing check in on. 225 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,600 Pax! 226 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,480 What are you doing, Pax?! - No! 227 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,400 - What are you doing?! - What's happened? Where's the ball? 228 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,040 Oh my God! You got it. - Well done, Pax. Well done. - Quick, quick. 229 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:52,800 Done. 230 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,000 Someone's gotta call it when we think the drawing's gonna get worse. 231 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,640 - It's getting quite explicit. - Done. 232 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,400 And done. - Done! 233 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,800 Well done, Pax. - No balls are bouncing. 234 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,920 - Yep. OK. Excellent. 235 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,080 - I was just having a moment with Pax. - Yeah. 236 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,640 - Can we do that again, but just without..? - And can you not..? 237 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,240 - Go for it. I give you authority to do that as team leader. 238 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:25,200 - Jack, in your experience of alphas, do they normally bribe people to be the leader 239 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,000 and then just repeat what the other people say? 240 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,440 - Look, I did my best in a dire circumstance. 241 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:36,840 These two have the egos of, I guess, you. I don't know. 242 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,600 - Whoa! - And it was like― - Whoa! 243 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,120 - It was― - Unnecessary! 244 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,120 - No, just pipe down, bro. Pipe down! 245 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,400 Where was this energy during the task? 246 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:52,040 - The alpha task is over. - I'm not done! 247 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:57,360 - OK, I think it's best that we take a few minutes just to cleanse the studio of Jack's dominantenergy 248 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,600 - Thank you. - And we will see you after the break. 249 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:03,080 See you in a moment. 250 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,440 - Kia ora koutou ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 251 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,760 What were we doing, Paul? 252 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:24,160 - Our teams are drawing a picture of you playing ping-pong while keeping ping-pong balls bouncing. 253 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:29,360 On top of that, there is a secret side task where some of them are trying to out-alpha each other. 254 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,120 It's time for our team of two. 255 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,120 And this team ain't big enough for the both of them. 256 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,920 It's Alpha Alice and Big Dog Bree. 257 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,200 - So, do you understand the task? I can explain it to you if you like. - Nah, I got it. 258 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,080 Doesn't take long for me to... 259 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,840 - take it in. - Get that sort of stuff. - Yeah. 260 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,320 - So you understand? - I get it. 261 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,880 - I probably get it the most. 262 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,560 - Do you think you get it more than Alice? - Yeah, I think so. 263 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:55,000 I've got you. I am a leader, and I can sort this out. 264 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,280 - Yeah, I'm more kind of the quiet, confident type. 265 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:02,760 You've heard of those leaders ― your Nelson Mandelas. 266 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,280 - On my whistle. 267 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,680 - Drop the ball. 268 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,640 - Oh no. 269 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:22,000 I think both balls have stopped. 270 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,160 That's not true! 271 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:29,120 - Both balls had stopped. - I want a video replay. 272 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,120 Oh no. 273 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,240 Anyway, Paul, it's just been lovely. 274 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,680 Thank you, man. I appreciate that. - Thank you. Thank you. - Bree, what a class act. 275 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,360 Cheers, mate. 276 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,560 Yeah, sure. There, there. 277 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,760 There, there. 278 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:58,000 - What do you have in common, do you think, in terms of your alpha-ness with Nelson Mandela? 279 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,920 - Listen, I regret making that comparison, obviously. 280 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:08,800 I should have shown more deference to the great Nelson Mandela, but... 281 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,880 maybe he'd be flattered. 282 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,600 - Before you score the secret alpha task, the task did say, 283 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,280 'Don't let your team know about the alpha task.' 284 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:26,680 - OK. - So here's Bree and Alice right after that task. 285 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,600 I couldn't hear what― 286 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,920 - I couldn't make out any of that. - Did you make out what was said? I couldn't. 287 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,840 - Um, yeah, you were basically saying― 288 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,600 - I said, 'I'm so happy you had the same thing.' 289 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,080 - Oh, what were you talking about? - We were talking about the STI that we had. 290 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,080 Yeah. 291 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,800 - Sure. - Yeah, we both had syph― syphilis. - Syphilis, syphilis. 292 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,560 - OK. - And we were worried that we'd spread it to each other, 293 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:10,440 but it was a huge relief to find out ― no need to panic ― everyone in the interaction has syphilis. 294 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,200 - Do you buy that? - No. 295 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,160 - What? 296 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:17,840 - Why would we say on national television that we both had syphilis? 297 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,800 - That is a good point. 298 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,400 - No, it's not a good point. - OK. 299 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,880 - So first of all, let's talk about the drawing, 300 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,680 because that was the task, right? 301 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,920 Wow. 302 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,960 - So clearly, Jack, Jackie and Pax, 303 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,000 that's a better drawing than Alice and Bree. 304 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,960 - OK. - I would say four, 305 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,800 and I suppose you'd give that one. - Yeah. 306 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,600 - I have to give it one. It's something. 307 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,600 - If your kid brought that home, you'd put that up on the fridge. 308 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,840 I would not put that on the fridge. 309 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,880 - OK, so how do you want to score the alpha task? 310 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,000 - I think these guys don't get any points at all. 311 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,400 - Boo! What? - They knew. They knew. 312 00:16:55,400 --> 00:17:02,680 - In all seriousness, I would just warn you about the optics of penalising two queer women. 313 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,680 Nope? OK. 314 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,800 Thank you. 315 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:12,280 - I think they minded. - My parents are refugees. 316 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,880 Sorry. 317 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,200 - Thank you so much. - I'm pescatarian. 318 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,880 You know? 319 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,200 - I've had a pretty privileged upbringing. Um... 320 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,200 - Sit down, sit down! 321 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:35,000 - The alpha task ― I think these two were disqualified. 322 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,520 Zero points for both of them. - OK. 323 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:41,080 - And then I reckon, Jack... Well, these guys didn't know that he was being the alpha. 324 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,920 They had no idea at all. - Not at all! 325 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,120 - He needs five. - Invisible. 326 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,040 - Five? - What?! 327 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,880 - For all three? - I think five for all three. 328 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:52,680 But was he being alpha? 329 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,600 - That's― That's crazy. - I suggest we move on. 330 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,360 Absolutely. 331 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,640 - OK. Where do the scores sit for the episode so far, Paul? 332 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,560 - Alice is in last on three, and first with 13 points, 333 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,560 Jackie van Beek. - Whoa! 334 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,240 Nice. 335 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,160 - OK, I am ready for another task, Paul. - Of course, Jeremy. 336 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,360 And this one's a piece of cake. 337 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,360 - Oh no. 338 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,280 - Paul! - Hello, Bree. 339 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,600 - Hi, Paul. - Hello, Jack. 340 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,440 Hello, Pax. 341 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,120 Hello, Alice. 342 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,120 OK. 343 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,440 - Ooh. 344 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,440 Birthday. 345 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,760 'Find your cake and eat it, too.' I love cake. 346 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,960 - 'Fastest to eat some of the cake wins. 347 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,080 - 'The cake is in this room'? Correct? 348 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,000 - 'Your time starts now.' 349 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,920 - Is it a trick? - What do you mean? 350 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,480 - But is cake― is cake a metaphor? - No, it's cake. 351 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,920 - Is it actual cake? - It's cake. 352 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,560 - Did you get my― Do you know I'm dairy free? 353 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,440 Do you know I'm gluten intolerant? 354 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,400 - Are you? - Uh, I can't say. 355 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:14,480 - OK, because I'm intolerant to your bullshit. - Oh my God. OK. 356 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,440 - Whoa! 357 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,240 That seems like a pretty simple task. 358 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,240 - Uh, I'll tell you what. 359 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:25,480 This is the one task I hoped was gonna get cut out of the show. 360 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,000 - Whose pudding pursuit are we gonna see first? 361 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,840 - Let's start with the single syllables ― Pax, Jacks and Bree. 362 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,520 - Sit up. Sit up! 363 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,520 Sorry for yelling. 364 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,280 - Do you know where it is? - I know where the cake is. 365 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,480 Oh. 366 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,560 Ohhhh-ohhhh. 367 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,800 - Right here. 368 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,680 Oh, it's not a cake! It's just made to look like a cake. 369 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,680 Ah! 370 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,160 That's not cake, man. 371 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,360 - That's icing as well. 372 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,160 That's icing. 373 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,040 That's icing. 374 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:56,840 - No. No. 375 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,480 No. No. 376 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,080 No. No. 377 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:58,680 No. 378 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,120 Is this what you want, Paul? 379 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,320 Eugh! 380 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,880 Was that even icing?! 381 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,800 Is it, like, tar-based? 382 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,800 What is this? 383 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,840 - If I touch everything in this room, I'll find it. - Mm. 384 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,960 - Touch, touch, touch. 385 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,040 Touch, touch. 386 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,040 Touch, touch. 387 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,840 - This is a Citizen watch. 388 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,520 - Did you just put that in your pocket? 389 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,600 - Ooh, a sword. 390 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,040 - It's in this room? - Yes. 391 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,200 - Is it behind the crew? 392 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200 This is a soundman. 393 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,040 This is a cameraman. 394 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,120 This is a photographer. 395 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,960 None of these people are cake. 396 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,640 I've lost my mind. 397 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,760 I miss my kids. 398 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,680 - It's looking like at this point, I'm not going to find it. 399 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:44,960 Who here is willing to accept some kind of bribe to forget about your jobs? 400 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:49,080 - They can't forget about their jobs. They have to man a camera. 401 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,680 Cameras aren't gonna operate themselves. 402 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,480 - Smells like cake over here. - It might be my Eau de Cake. 403 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,880 - These cameras have to be pointing at it. 404 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,520 Never mind. There's cameras literally in every direction. OK. 405 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,400 - I'm now reaching the point of, like, anger. 406 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,080 I'm getting to anger. - OK. 407 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,280 - Will I have to make a cake? 408 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,240 - Do I just allow myself to get to anger? 409 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:37,920 Or do I do what my therapist said and take myself out of the situation? 410 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,800 - I think believe in yourself. 411 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,800 - Whoo! 412 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,400 And in the meantime, I'll keep looking for the cake. 413 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,240 - Can you give me a hint? - If you give me something in return. 414 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,640 - I've got an old Prezzy card. 415 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,120 50 euros! 416 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,440 - Tell me the colour of the cake. 417 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,480 - What is the colour of the cake? - Black. 418 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,880 The cake is black. 419 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,880 - Black. OK. 420 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,960 - The cake is black? 421 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,200 you. 422 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,280 - Where else could I look? 423 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,160 - What? 424 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,800 Oh my God. 425 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,800 - It's cake. 426 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,000 - Here's your stupid cake. 427 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,080 - Thank you. 428 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,080 - Oh my God. 429 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,160 - Pax... - Oh my God. 430 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,800 - ...Jack, Bree, who had fun with that game? 431 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,800 - Yeah. You really edited that down. 432 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,440 - And for you, Bree, tell us about the range of emotions that you go through. 433 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,640 Because at first, I think you'd be optimistic. 434 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,520 - Yeah, I was really optimistic, and then I was, like, excited. 435 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,800 And then I was frustrated, and then I was a little bit horny. 436 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,440 And then I was, like, frustrated again. 437 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,640 - That was the only task I contemplated giving up. - I did too. 438 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:22,440 Yeah. I ate so much icing on fake cakes I had the runs after. 439 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,640 - How was the timing actually? 440 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,440 Because it seemed like, what, five, 10 minutes or something? 441 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,440 - Pax found the cake in 38 minutes and 29 seconds. 442 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,360 Bree and Jack ― you had almost the exact same time. 443 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:40,040 So Jack took one hour, five minutes, and 13 seconds. 444 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,160 - Hell yeah! 445 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:46,640 - Bree took one hour, five minutes and nine seconds. 446 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,280 - Ooh. - Wow. 447 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,480 - So, yes, only four seconds in it. 448 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,800 - Your cake... - Yes. 449 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,960 - What happened to that? - Because I was convinced it was a trick, 450 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,960 and I thought, 'OK, I'm going to have to make the cake myself.' 451 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,160 And as the cake was baking, 452 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,080 I pretty much walked straight back into the room and saw it. 453 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,080 My only regret is I didn't, um, put it in front of Paul like Trunchbull 454 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,240 and make him eat it like he was Bruce Trotter. 455 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,960 - So Jack's cake, um... 456 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,400 - Oh, it's lovely. - It looks not bad. 457 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,200 I ate it, and it was maybe the saltiest thing I've ever eaten. 458 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:22,600 It burned my mouth. It was like the Dead Sea times 100. 459 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,440 - And while our contestants were trying to find cake, 460 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,920 I found some of the most incredible ads you have ever seen in your life. 461 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,920 See you after the break. 462 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,960 - Nau mai, hoki mai, welcome back to Taskmaster. 463 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:51,440 We were halfway through an entirely original task that we've been calling is this thing cake? 464 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,120 Or is it something else instead? 465 00:24:54,120 --> 00:25:01,200 - Up next, she's in the movies so she knows how to find the camera. It's Jackie van Beek. 466 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,200 - Oh, is it that thing? 467 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,240 No, that's fake. 468 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,400 That's, that. 469 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,480 Wouldn't you call that cake? - Mm-mm. 470 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,240 Sorry! 471 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,840 I do find it quite hard, like, just seeing stuff, actually. 472 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,360 - You need to think like a cake that's trying to hide. 473 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:32,760 - I― Sometimes I do that when I lose my sunglasses. I think, 'What are my sunglasses seeing right now?' 474 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,400 - What's the cake seeing right now? 475 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,560 - The cake's looking at me, can see me... - Right. 476 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,720 - ...and thinking, 'What a fool?' 477 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,720 - Oh, OK, I see the clock. 478 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,960 - Is that cake? - No. 479 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,360 - Is that the cake? 480 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,600 That's the cake. 481 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,320 God, and now I've got to eat some of it. 482 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,320 - Yes, please. 483 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:15,400 I'll stop the clock. - Holy crap! That was an excellent hidden cake. 484 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:25,600 - How did you guys feel watching that? Because that must have been kind of heartbreaking. 485 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,800 Mm. I feel like I need to up my Ritalin. 486 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,880 - Yeah. - I feel like I need to get on Ritalin. 487 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,680 But I will say that― Like, I didn't find the cake within 38 seconds. 488 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,200 - Sure. - I think it was still pretty impressive ― 9 Minutes, 49 seconds. 489 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,760 - OK, it was 9 minutes. - That's impressive. 490 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,600 - Well, there's still one to go, isn't there? - Yes, sir. 491 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:53,400 There's one slice left, and it's got Alice Snedden's name all over it. 492 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,000 - Icing? Does that count? - No. 493 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,600 - Ugh. 494 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,560 Everywhere's icing! 495 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,440 Ugh. Everything's icing. 496 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,080 - Favourite type of cake? - Carrot. 497 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:27,440 - I feel like carrot cake needs to stop highlighting the fact that it has carrot in it. 498 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,440 Don't name yourself after the worst thing about you. 499 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,240 It's like if I went around calling myself 'Paedophile Paul―' - 'Paul.' 500 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:40,200 Shockingly, that's not the worst thing about you. Paedophilia, I can forgive... 501 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:44,200 - But what can't you? - Hiding the cake! 502 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:53,960 - So what are you doing here? - I'm masking all the shelves that I've declared cake-free. 503 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,520 Where'd that come from? - What is it? - Has that always been there? 504 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,800 - You got it from up there. 505 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,720 And then when you brought the boat down, you also bought the seagull. 506 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,120 I'm blacking out. 507 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:23,240 - Usually I say we can't get the rights to that, but... 508 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,880 I don't think it's a problem, just― I don't think they're suing. 509 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,880 - Oh my God, Paul! 510 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,240 Can I ask you a question? Does the cake have icing on it? 511 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,920 - Yeah. Like, a kind of fondant. - Like a fondant. 512 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,440 - Yeah. - So it would look like an actual thing. 513 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,440 - It's cake. 514 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,680 - Is the cake behind me? - I can't say. 515 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,680 Paul! 516 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,680 Why is there a GoPro there? 517 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,280 - We've kind of got GoPros everywhere. - OK. 518 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,080 We're filming this, so, like... 519 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,480 - See him? He's a camera. Camera. Camera. 520 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,960 - Why would you make a cake for someone and then hide it. 521 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,920 - It's not hidden. It's in sight. - Well, in plain sight. 522 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,200 - Of course. - If I do this... 523 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,080 - Mm-hm? - ...have I just seen the cake? 524 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,280 I don't know what you saw. 525 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,920 Did you see the cake? 526 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,960 - Yeah. - What?! 527 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 So is it too my right? 528 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,320 - What will you give me if I answer that? 529 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,600 - You can have my entire fee for the show. 530 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:59,520 It's not to the right of you, but you do owe me $50 now. 531 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,440 - My shirt is not cake. 532 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,400 - The cake's not to the right of me. The cake is to the left of me. 533 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,400 It's not in there. 534 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,280 It's not to the right of me. It's not straight ahead. 535 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,280 It's to the left and it's not behind the cameras. 536 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,280 I will kill myself. 537 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,560 - Stop the clock. 538 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,120 I'm so sorry about what happened. 539 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,240 It's OK. 540 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,960 - Firstly... - Yeah. - ...are you OK? 541 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,960 No! 542 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:03,160 - It was truly, um― it was like a life lowlight and a life highlight at the same time, 543 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:07,680 because I did find it, but I did cry real tears, and watching it back now, 544 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,480 I am similarly moved. 545 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,000 Aww! 546 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,000 - So Alice found the cake in 1 hour, 22 minutes and 55 seconds. 547 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,720 - That's actually a lot shorter than I thought it would be. 548 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,800 - Honestly, it felt longer in the room. 549 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,640 - It looked longer. - OK, so what are the scores? 550 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,840 - So that means one point for Alice, two points for Jack, 551 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:35,120 three points for Bree, four points for Pax and five points for Jackie van Beek. 552 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,720 - Time for a break. We'll see you after this. 553 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,360 - Welcome back to Taskmaster! 554 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:58,600 All right, Paul. In the words of one of New Zealand's greatest ever children's shows, WhatNow? 555 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,400 - Jeremy, do you ever experience deja vu? - No. 556 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,960 - Jeremy, do you ever experience deja vu? 557 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,160 - Here's the task. 558 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:21,160 - Oh, my God. We've travelled back in time. Oh God. 559 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,760 - Hello, Alice. Hello, Bree. - Hi, Paul! 560 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,320 - Did it not work out? Did the cameras not record? I'm just gonna to draw― 561 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,560 I'm just going to draw the thing. 562 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,720 - I feel like we should read it. 563 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:32,120 - Well, I'm not the team captain any more, guys. I've decided to take a step back. 564 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,680 So you guys make the decisions, OK? - OK, sure, that's fine. 565 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,320 - My friend, Alice. - Yeah, we've made up. - I love her. 566 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,920 - Oh, nice. - You can read that. - Wow. 567 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,280 - You sure? - Yeah, go on. - That's so nice of you! Thank you. 568 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,880 Mandela-esque. 569 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,160 - 'Re-enact the moment the other team...' 570 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,360 - '...met for their first team task.' 571 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,840 - Most accurate re-enactment wins.' 572 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,440 - 'Paul may play the third team member.' 573 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,280 - 'One of your team members must play Paul.' 574 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,120 - 'You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.' 575 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,480 - Do you know those guys well? 576 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:11,480 - I know Pax and Jackie. - I know Jack from watching him struggle at my gym. 577 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,760 - Oh no! They said they weren't gonna show that part! 578 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,560 I'm sorry, Jack. - Bree, please tell us, what's Jack like at the gym? 579 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,440 - I see him walking past me with a personal trainer. - Yep. 580 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,320 - He does none of the heavy weights. 581 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,680 - OK, Paul. Let's see our teams meet for the very first time 582 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:39,240 for the second time. - First up, it's Bree and Alice, as portrayed by the other team. 583 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,800 - EXAGGERATED AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: 'Aw, I'm Brianna! - ' Was that offensive? 584 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,480 Aw, gidday, guys! Oh my God! 585 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,280 How the are ya? 586 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,680 I'm on the radio. 587 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,440 - NORMAL VOICE We've all― We could all do that roll. - Yeah, so we can all nail that. 588 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,720 - Alice has moved to the UK. Maybe she has... 589 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,560 - Yeah, she's like... - 'Ello, governor! 590 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,560 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Ello! 591 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,000 - I think we should quickly audition for all three. I'm gonna start. 592 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,640 Um, OK, so you yell out a name. I'm just gonna work on instinct. 593 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:04,960 - Yell out a name. Shaquille O'Neal! - No― Quick, please! I thought this would be a quick littlefun thing. 594 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,800 - Let's say a name together. - Yeah. 595 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,600 - Three, two, one ― Shaquille O'Neal. - Shaquille... O'Neal. 596 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,560 Sorry, Jackie. We won't― We'll give you an actual character in this show. 597 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,760 - I'm just trying to be helpful. - Yep. OK. - I'm just trying to help. 598 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,320 - OK. - Shall I say them? 599 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,160 - Yes, OK. - This is Jackie van Beek's audition 600 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,960 for Shaquille O'Neal. - No. - Huh? 601 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,640 - No! - Oh, OK. 602 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:28,920 - Lets go get some things to wear, and we'll come back down, and we'll just 'yes, and' it. 603 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,920 We'll just do it. 604 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,120 Aww, gidday, guys! Gidday, Paul! How's things? Yeah? 605 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,800 - Hello Bree. - Paul, how's it going? How's it going? 606 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,680 Oh, me! It's Snezzo! Oh, maaaaaaaate! 607 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,560 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! 608 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,440 - Hello, hello. - 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, Paul! 609 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,960 I'm just come in from London, where I make television, yes? 610 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,680 - So Alice has been over in the UK. - Yeah. 611 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,920 - How long does it take someone to be over in the UK 612 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,480 before they develop a fully fledged London accent? 613 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,560 - Well, she's toning it down right now. 614 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,800 - Yeah, she's― She's putting on a Kiwi accent right now. - Yeah. 615 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,680 - Do your normal accent. Go on. - Um... 'ello, 'ello, 'ello! 616 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,800 It's-a me! 617 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,040 - Mario?! - Listen to Mario! 618 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,680 - Yeah, I'm not great at accents. 619 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:29,240 - Normally, I would critique people's performances, but seeing as they were playing you guys... 620 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,360 - Mm. - ...how would you critique their performances? 621 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,360 - Zero. 622 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:41,280 - I can't lie, I think Jackie did a very good me, and it was an honour and a career highlight 623 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,440 to have Jackie van Beek portray me. - And I would do it again! 624 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,920 - And I don't feel the same way. 625 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,160 - Who have we got left, Paul? - Representing for all the Australians 626 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:57,640 and the Victorian-era East London Cockneys, it's Bree and Alice. 627 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,440 - I think we cast Paul as the part of Jack. - I think so. 628 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,360 - I think you've got a Jackie energy. 629 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,480 Regrettably, to follow up with the whole Mandela thing... 630 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,560 I will be playing the part of Pax. 631 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,760 - I wouldn't say this if it was any other contestant, but... please no makeup. 632 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,600 - I reckon Pax is in first, Jackie comes in... - And Jack? 633 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:25,680 - I'd say he's quite, like, reserved, but then, if the task is to be alpha... 634 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,280 - Oh, yeah. - ...he's gonna have to overcompensate. 635 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,120 - Oh, I forgot they all― They all have to be alpha. 636 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,360 I wonder if he'd walk in shirtless with, like, a Rambo sort of tie on. 637 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,720 - Muscles drawn on, like a six pack. 638 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:41,520 - Well, that's not necessary with me. 639 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,200 - Um, Jackie, we're gonna go get you a beautiful costume. 640 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,600 - Maybe like a Cruella de Vil type fur jacket. - That's nice. 641 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:51,080 - Yeah. - And Pax, I feel like, would be playing Alpha by being comfortable. 642 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,520 Is it possible to get a full meal here? - Like a steak. 643 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,760 - Medium rare, please. - OK, we've got 13 and a half... 644 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,840 - OK, let's go. - OK, great. - Let's go. 645 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,200 - Hey, Paul. - Hello, Pax. 646 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,960 - Thank you for preparing the dinner I asked for. 647 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,960 - Bon appetit. 648 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,640 - Mm. 649 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,200 Whoa! - Oh, hi, Pax. - Hey, man, how you doing? 650 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,720 - Heya, Paul. 651 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,720 Hello, Jack. 652 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 - Oh my God, hey, Jackie. 653 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,320 - Hello, Jackie. 654 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,160 Pax. - How are you doing? 655 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,640 - Hi, Jackie. - How are we, man. 656 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,280 Paul. - My name's Jack. - Oh, you've not met― 657 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,480 - She called me Paul. - You look like someone I know. 658 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,280 - Wow. - Wow! 659 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,400 - Bree, the alpha energy in your performance there was palpable. 660 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,760 - Mm. And good opportunity to get the girls out on TV. - Yeah. 661 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,000 - You know, I've been waiting for that moment. 662 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:55,320 I feel like I'd portrayed your girls, in turn, to a t. - Identical. 663 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,720 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - I'd like to point out, 664 00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:00,680 I think Paul did a great job of representing my girls as well. 665 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,800 - Yeah. - Yeah. - Agreed. 666 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,400 - So I think some people do better impersonations than others. 667 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,880 - OK. - And so I thought maybe I would just score 668 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,600 each member of the team individually. 669 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,680 - One point for Alice's Pax. - Oh. 670 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,480 - Cos eating a meal, I mean, that was... 671 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,760 - You should've done brownface. - Oh, come on, man. 672 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:20,160 - If I had had his go-ahead and advance... 673 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,760 ...I would have taken the creative risk. 674 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,840 - I'll go two points for Pax... 675 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,520 - What?! - ...and your British accent. 676 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,080 That's absolutely a travesty. 677 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,960 - I'll go three points for Bree and her performance as Jackie. 678 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,160 Four points for Jack. Your Paul was good. 679 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,160 - Yeah, happy with that. - And I go five for Jackie's Bree. 680 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,760 I thought that was a very good Bree. - Thank you, Jeremy, and thank you. 681 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,880 Thank you, Bree. - Very good. 682 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,760 - Only one more ad break to go. 683 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,560 So let's get that out of the way now, and we'll see you soon. 684 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,960 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. 685 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,040 And if you're an Australian New Zealander and you've just joined us, 686 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:17,880 please rest assured that there were no offensive Australian accents at any point in the telecastso far. 687 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,400 Paul, how's our scoreboard looking? 688 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,640 - Alice is in last with five points, 689 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,680 and in first with a whopping 23 points, it's Jackie van Beek. 690 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,960 - Whoo! - Who knew? 691 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:32,760 - Time to head up to the stage for the final task of the show. 692 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:39,920 OK, Paul, who's reading the live task? - Jackie van Beek. 693 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,400 - 'Display as many emotions as you can in four seconds. 694 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,840 'Most correct emotions guessed by the Taskmaster wins. 695 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:54,040 'You will be given 16 seconds to arrange your emotions on the rack in front of you. 696 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,920 'You must then perform your emotions in that order. 697 00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:01,720 'The Taskmaster will review the footage in slow motion.' 698 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,040 - So I'm gonna give you 16 seconds to arrange your tiles. 699 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,080 - OK. - Are you ready? - Ready. 700 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,840 Oh, Christ. 701 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,240 Oh! Big mistake. 702 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,080 - Hands away, Pax. 703 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,800 - I'm just putting mine on neatly. - Yep. 704 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,440 - Yep. Ooh. Yep. OK. 705 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,840 - OK, stop knocking them off, Jack. - Yep. Sorry. 706 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,680 - I can see what you're doing. - Oh, shit, sorry. - Oh my God, he's still going! 707 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,280 - It's just, again, he's very uncoordinated. 708 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,600 Four seconds. Are you ready? - Yep. 709 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,560 - I'll count to three, and then I'll start. - Oh God. 710 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,440 - OK. - I'm so nervous! 711 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,680 - One... 712 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,200 I'll count down from three. - Oh my God, Paul! 713 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,160 - Three, 714 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,920 two, one, 715 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,960 emote! 716 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,240 No more, No more. 717 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:58,840 - All right, everyone. Come on down, and let's judge it. 718 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,160 - So we're going to now watch the emotions. 719 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,400 - And I'm gonna guess them as we go. - Correct. 720 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,400 - OK. Start with Alice? 721 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,920 Anger. 722 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,920 Relief. 723 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,640 Fear. 724 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,160 Sickness? 725 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,880 - Oh, you got a bunch out. - You got heaps out. 726 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,880 - Joy. 727 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,480 - You got quite a few in there, Ellis. - Yeah, you got heaps. 728 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,840 That last one was personal. 729 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,080 - So you got two. - Two, Alice. 730 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,320 - Mm-yeah. - You don't seem very happy. 731 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,080 No, I think I did better than that. 732 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,080 - Up next ― Bree. 733 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,600 - Excitement. 734 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,600 Sadness. 735 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 Oh, anger. 736 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,040 Relief. 737 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,880 Disbelief. - That's not one of the emotions. 738 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,560 - Wow. - What is that? 739 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,960 - I think the audience knows. 740 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,600 - So you did get three. - I'm happy with that. 741 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,600 - Jack. - Oh God. 742 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,920 I look ill. 743 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,360 Oh, pretty good! 744 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,200 - Rel― Disbelief? 745 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,600 - No. 746 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,600 - Sadness. 747 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,840 Disgust. 748 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,440 - Oh, this bit went really long. 749 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,320 - Fear. - No! 750 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,760 Oh my God! 751 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,800 - That was fear. - It was surprise! 752 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,800 Ohhhh! 753 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,560 - It looked like fear! 754 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:37,200 - I'm worried that you're not familiar enough with emotions to be... 755 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,600 - Yeah, this is on you. 756 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,080 - So you got sadness and disgust. - OK. 757 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,440 - Up next― - An actor of some note. 758 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,600 - Mm. - Mm. 759 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,840 - Jackie. - This will be interesting. 760 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,840 Sadness. - Very good. 761 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,360 - Excitement. - Ooh. 762 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,960 - Anger. 763 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,280 Fear. 764 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,240 - Surprise. - Surprise. - Oh, sorry. 765 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,720 Sorry. - Relief. 766 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,600 - What are you locking in there for the last one? 767 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,640 - I'm gonna go with relief. 768 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,520 - So you got sadness, anger 769 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,120 and fear. - Yeah. I think I'm useless at this game. 770 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,120 - So, up next ― 771 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,800 Pax. 772 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:18,960 - Anger. 773 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,440 - I don't think it started yet. 774 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,800 - Happiness. 775 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,320 Sadness. - Very nice, Pax. 776 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,120 - Fear. - Oh, OK. 777 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:36,640 - No, that was specifically how I felt when Jack tried to be the leader. 778 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,600 - OK, so just give a point for each of those. 779 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,240 Is that the way to go? Twos and threes? 780 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:44,440 - So that means two points for Alice and Jack 781 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,080 and three points for Bree, Jackie and Pax. 782 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,880 There we go. Good one. 783 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,360 So what does that mean for the scores for episode two? 784 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,120 - The winner of episode two with 26 points ― Jackie van Beek! 785 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,920 - There we go. - Congratulations, Jackie. 786 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:07,480 It's now your responsibility to remove these five heavy things from the studio tonight. 787 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,600 Off you go. Go and grab them. Congratulations. Go have some goon, Jackie. 788 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,600 Get into that goon! 789 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,600 - And thank you so much for joining us for another episode of Taskmaster. 790 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:17,800 Tonight we've learned, 791 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:21,680 you're either born an alpha or you've bribed someone with Lego; 792 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:25,040 and there's nothing more devastating than looking for cake. 793 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:32,240 But most importantly, we've learned that the winner of episode two is Jackie van Beek! 794 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,000 Oh wow, wow! 795 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Oh, whoa! Whoa! 796 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:44,200 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2025 797 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,240 - Welcome to Taskmaster. 798 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:48,880 - Yeah! 799 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,040 - A show featuring five of New Zealand's best and brightest minds. 800 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:54,760 Sorry. 801 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,760 - So long as you don't count proper smart people like doctors. 802 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,640 - That's bullshit! 803 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,680 - There's highs... 804 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,320 ...and there's low lows. 805 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,320 - Crack-up, eh? 806 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,800 That's crack― How crack-up.