1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,160 (WHEEL CLICKS) 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,160 - Paul! 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,200 ('TASKMASTER' THEME MUSIC) 4 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,200 (POP!) 5 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,000 (KEYS CLACK) 6 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,320 (LEAF BLOWER WHIRRS) 7 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,120 (PLAYS SCALE) 8 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,000 (KEYS CLACK) 9 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,080 (THWONG!) 10 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,360 - Yes! 11 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,360 - Hi, Mum. 12 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,240 - Au revoir! 13 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,320 - (ROARS) 14 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,360 (KEYS CLACK) 15 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:20,960 - Yah! 16 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,560 - Oh. 17 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,280 - No! 18 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,240 - Ha ha ha! 19 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,240 - (GASPS) 20 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,160 - Ah! 21 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,160 (STAMP THUDS) 22 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 23 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,000 (TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACK) 24 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 (DING!) 25 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,760 - Kia ora koutou katoa, and welcome to Taskmaster. 26 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:43,840 My name's Jeremy Wells. Join me in welcoming my five favourite comedians of the season. 27 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:47,480 Ladies and gentlemen ― Alice Snedden... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 28 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,200 ...Bree Tomasel... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 29 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,000 ...Jack Ansett... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 30 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,840 ...Jackie van Beek... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 31 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,320 ...and Pax Assadi. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 32 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:06,120 And beside me, a man who's asked me to adopt him so many times I've lost count, 33 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:10,160 an act that his real dad calls 'hurtful and generally upsetting'. 34 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:15,120 Ladies and gentlemen ― Paul Williams. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 35 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,120 - (PANTS) 36 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:24,080 Sorry I'm late. - I thought you were gonna be in the wheelie bin. 37 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,280 (LAUGHTER) 38 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,080 - Why would I be in a wheelie bin? (LAUGHTER) 39 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,600 No, I don't know why that's there. Sorry. 40 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,800 - OK. 41 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:40,760 What's tonight's prize task? - Pack up the car and throw me the keys. 42 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:45,920 Tonight, we've asked our contestants to bring in the best thing to take on a road trip. 43 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,760 - AUDIENCE: Ooh! - First, let's go to Bree. 44 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:54,560 - You look like a man who loves to run a clean a-nus. Am I right? - I try to. 45 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,440 - I knew it. Which is why I've brought in this. 46 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,120 (LAUGHTER) 47 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,920 That, Jeremy, is a portable bidet. - JACK: Oh. 48 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:11,760 - I didn't wanna bring in something that I haven't tested, and so if we can roll the clip. 49 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,280 - Oh. 50 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,440 Brianna, what's that? Oh, Brianna! 51 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,000 Oh! - It's a portable bidet. 52 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,960 - Oh, Brianna! - (LAUGHS) 53 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,360 Here. - LAUGHS: Get out of it. 54 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:29,160 Oh, where has that been? - (LAUGHS) Up my a-nus. 55 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,160 - Oh, Brianna! 56 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 57 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:41,440 - Speaking from experience, you can get the same result with your electric toothbrush. 58 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,400 - Jack... 59 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:47,680 what did you bring in? - I brought in my grandfather... 60 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:53,160 so that you can go through the carpool lane, yeah. Here he is. Um... 61 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:00,960 - For any viewers who aren't familiar, New Zealand has T2 lanes, 62 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,080 where you need two people in the car to be allowed to drive in them. 63 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,640 - Yeah. Should've mentioned that up the top, but... 64 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:11,160 - It's so important to be respectful of the dead, but you would get a ticket. 65 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,280 Jack... - Are you sure about that, Alice? - Yes, I'm sure. 66 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,960 - 100%. - Well, whoa this is exciting for me, because... 67 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,280 (LAUGHTER) ...I know for a fact you would not get a ticket, 68 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:27,080 because I asked Auckland Transport, and they sent me back a statement. Here it is. 69 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:32,160 READS: 'This is a pretty grey and dusty area.' (LAUGHTER) 70 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:36,240 'Incorrect use of a T2 lane can result in a $150 infringement fine. 71 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,680 'However, Auckland Transport likes to think outside the box, 72 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:43,360 'and we feel your grandad has probably earned the right...' (LAUGHTER) 73 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,440 - JACKIE: Oh, shocking. - '...to travel in a T2 lane. 74 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:51,360 'Safe travels, and it's nice to know your grandad has had a grave influence on your daily commute.' 75 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,760 - Wow. Amazing. - BREE: What the hell? - ALICE: No. 76 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,680 - Is that real? - Thank you. - I mean, that's bullshit. 77 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,480 - What was that again, Alice? - No. (LAUGHTER) 78 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,040 - Jackie, what'd you bring in? 79 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:07,040 - Well, I, Jeremy, love a road trip, and sometimes I just like to go A to B, so I like to take aCamelBak. 80 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,680 I'm also a tramper. I come from a family of trampers. 81 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,240 We have five of these so what I do... - PAX: Ooh. 82 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,680 - ...what I do is I attach the CamelBak if I'm driving, for example, 83 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:20,680 to the back of my driver's seat, just― so the thing's just dangling here, and I can just keepdrinking. 84 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:25,120 And then to the second picture, of course. We all wear one of these. (LAUGHTER) 85 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,160 So there is no reason to stop. It's an incontinence nappy. 86 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:33,680 The five of us will wear one of these when it's a destination journey. 87 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,360 - When did you stop being an underwear model, Jeremy? 88 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,360 - Oh, yeah. (LAUGHTER) 89 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,520 - What'd you bring in, Pax? - I brought this. 90 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,280 I panicked. (LAUGHTER) 91 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,920 You have kids? - Yes. 92 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,040 - How old are your kids? - 15 and 13. 93 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,160 - Are they still annoying? - Oh, absolutely. 94 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,800 - Yeah. They're particularly annoying on drives... - Sure. 95 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,280 - ...arguing, asking for shit ― like a cat. 96 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,520 (LAUGHTER) 97 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,160 Shut up. 98 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,120 This is a bad one. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) 99 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:10,840 - OK, Alice. What'd you bring in? - So what I went with is, you know― I wanted something verypractical, 100 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:14,920 something that could solve any problem. What's the thing that can solve any problem? 101 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,440 - Google? 102 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,440 - Almost. It's fire. 103 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,200 (LAUGHTER) 104 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,080 So that is a flint or a fire starter. 105 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:29,080 You know, maybe as an exercise, you could ask me a sort of problem that might arise on theroad. 106 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,000 - Flat― Flat tyre. - Flat tyre. I've been thinking about this. 107 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 So you pull over to the side of the road. You start a little fire. 108 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,240 What brings more people to you than starting a fire? 109 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:42,520 Because, you know, your phone can die, your GPS can die, how― 110 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,680 - Your grandad. - Your grandad can die. 111 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:50,160 So I'm just saying there's something to be said for what I'm suggesting here. 112 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,520 - Look, I'm struggling to give out points here, but I guess I have to give out some points. 113 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,080 Pax, you get one for bringing in a spray bottle. - Yeah. 114 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,360 - Two for Alice. You're never gonna use those on a road trip. 115 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,200 I go three points for Bree for the portable bidet. 116 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:09,680 Four points for Jack, but it would have been easier just to get a friend to sit in your car in the T2 lane. 117 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:14,600 Five points to Jackie, because as a grown-up myself who has used a man-nappy... 118 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,240 - Yep. - ...there is something very, very pleasurable 119 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:20,720 about letting yourself go in a nappy as an adult. (LAUGHTER) 120 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:25,720 - Thank you, Jeremy. - So five points for Jackie. (APPLAUSE) 121 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,240 Paul, let's get to the first proper task of the show. 122 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,120 - Let's hit the club and have a ball. 123 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,440 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 124 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,160 - Hi, Paul. - Hello, Bree. 125 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,200 - Great to see you. 126 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,960 - How are you this side of Christmas? 127 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:47,240 - Do I go down the stairs? - Just stay there, please. - Oh, OK. 128 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,440 - Where's the task? 129 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,480 - BREE: Ah, task is down there. - Yeah. 130 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:54,960 - You want me to... - Yes, please. - ...hoick it on up, eh, Paul? 131 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,960 - Oh. 132 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,920 - OK. (READS) 'Get the ball in the hole.' 133 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,600 - Where's the hole? - It's on the course. 134 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:10,640 - 'For every handbag that you are wearing when you get the ball in the hole, 135 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,400 '30 seconds will be deducted from your time.' 136 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,280 - 'If the ball goes off the course, Paul will place your ball back at the starting spot, 137 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,880 'and 90 seconds will be added to your time.' 138 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,320 - 'You may not leave this walkway.' 139 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,600 - 'Fastest wins. Your time starts now.' 140 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,840 Ohhhh. 141 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,960 - Don't get dizzy, Paul. - I won't. 142 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,240 - 'Get the ball in the hole.' Ah. Ah, where's the ball? Ah! 143 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,000 (LAUGHTER) 144 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,960 And what does the handbag mean? - All the information you need is in the task. 145 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,960 - I've dropped it. - I don't know what to tell you. 146 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,960 (APPLAUSE) 147 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:49,120 - So the basic idea is that you've got the golf club; it's going around and around. 148 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:53,320 You're trying to get the ball in the hole and try and pick up some bags and wear them at the same time. 149 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,280 - So simple. 150 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:58,200 - Who's handbag-wearing and golf club-swinging are we gonna see first, Paul? 151 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:03,560 - It's time for the two contestants we pay slightly more than the other three. It's Jack and Pax. 152 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,880 (LAUGHTER) 153 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,080 - Brilliant. OK. What's this ― a Gucci? 154 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,520 Ooh. 155 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,360 Heyyyy. 156 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,040 - Here we go. 157 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,600 Oh man, my perception is getting all out of whack. 158 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:20,920 - I'm gonna knock this this way first, and we'll see how that gets us. 159 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,160 - The ball's gone off the track. - Has it? 160 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,280 - Stay. 161 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,280 Nah. Nah! 162 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:30,680 - Aargh! No, I hit it too hard. Hit the bag and sta... 163 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,560 - AUDIENCE: Aww. 164 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,560 - No, no, no. 165 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,920 Oh, thank God. 166 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,920 - Go. Go. No! 167 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,640 Come on, whitey. 168 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,360 - AUDIENCE: Aw. 169 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,160 - Oh no. 170 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,360 Sorry about the flag. 171 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,360 (LAUGHTER) 172 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,360 - Aargh! 173 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,160 - Just calm control. Don't panic. 174 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,120 Don't panic. 175 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,160 Don't panic! 176 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,040 No. 177 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,840 - Do you have a supportive father? - Yes. 178 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,160 - Can you pretend to be him? And I'm you. 179 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,120 - You're playing golf are you, Paul? - Yeah, Dad, I am. 180 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,760 - You don't usually call me Dad. You call me Gary. - Sorry, Daddy. 181 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,440 - No, I... I don't... - Oh, you don't call him Daddy. - Definitely not. 182 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:13,240 - You're just guiding it. And you just stay calm and controlled. Just stay calm and controlled. 183 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,120 You just stay calm and controlled. 184 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:19,400 # Stay calm and controlled and don't lose the plot. # 185 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,080 - I'm really struggling, Daddy. - No ― Gary. - Gary. Daddy. 186 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,600 - Not Daddy. - My daddy, Gary. - No. 187 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,600 - And there, we're in. We're in. 188 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,480 - Oh yeah. Oh yeah! 189 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,480 Oh nooo! Nooo! 190 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,040 - (SCREAMS) 191 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,240 - I wanna cry. 192 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,240 - Can I cry? 193 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,840 (LAUGHTER) 194 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,880 Did I get you in the dick? - A little bit. - Good. 195 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:52,320 - Ooh, sorry. - That's OK. - I wouldn't hurt you deliberately. 196 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,440 - Yeah, who would do that? 197 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:59,560 - I'm not angry, by the way. I'm really happy. I'm really happy to be here. Please. 198 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:00,560 - I've stopped the clock. 199 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,320 - Come on. Yes! 200 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,000 Yes, yes! 201 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Go! Go. Yes? Yes! 202 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:07,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 203 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:12,360 - I just wanna apologise for flinging a bag into your penis. - It seemed to do the trick. 204 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,000 - Honestly, seeing you in pain is the motivation I needed to finish this task. 205 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,240 - Thank you, Jack. - See ya. 206 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,680 - (SHRIEKS) 207 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,640 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 208 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:28,160 - Pax. Well, I noticed something about you. When you get frustrated, either you sing songs... 209 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,920 - Yeah, I sing songs, yeah. - ...or you scream. 210 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,240 - Yeah. It's a cultural thing. - Ah, right. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 211 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,600 - Is that also why you weren't putting handbags on? 212 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,880 Is that sort of a cultural thing? - No, that's a dumb-dumb thing. - Right, OK. 213 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:43,280 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was interesting as well, because, genuinely... 214 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,360 - Yeah. - ...behind the scenes for the last few days you have been talking about 215 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:51,920 how you think if you just put a little bit more effort into your golf, you could turn pro. 216 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:56,960 - Oh, yeah! Yeah. - BREE: That's what you said― - I told you that in confidence! 217 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:01,640 - He said the same thing to me about basketball. - You... Yeah. 218 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,640 - So time-wise, they were actually incredibly close... 219 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,040 - Oh. - Oh, that's so annoying. 220 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,160 - ...but this is before any add-ons or subtractions. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 221 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:14,200 - But their initial times ― Pax was 23 minutes, 47 seconds. (SOFT CHUCKLES) 222 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,360 - Oh, don't. Don't. - Jack... (LAUGHTER) 223 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:21,520 - Jack was 24 minutes, 43 seconds... - OK. - ...so just under a minute slower. 224 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:25,400 But then Pax was wearing zero handbags... - Mm. 225 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:30,160 - ...and he went into the water three times, which takes his total to 28.17. 226 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,200 - OK. - Jack went into the water three times as well, 227 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,320 but he was wearing seven handbags... - BREE: Ooh. - JACKIE: Wow. 228 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:40,600 - ...which takes his total to 25.43. - Respectable. 229 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,720 - Well... - JACK: Cheers, guys, yeah. - Pretty good, pretty good. 230 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,840 - JACKIE: Good. - Thank you, yes. 231 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,040 - All right. Stop right now. Thank you very much. 232 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:52,920 I need somebody to sell me some products. We'll see you after the break. 233 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 234 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,600 - Nau mai, hoki mai. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 235 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:10,600 Before the break, our comedians were trying to play golf on a spinning platform several metres below them. 236 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:16,000 For every handbag they were wearing when they got the ball in the hole, time would be takenoff. 237 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,040 And every time they knocked the ball off the platform, time would be added. 238 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:25,440 - So far, Jack is in the lead with 25 minutes and Pax is in last with 28 minutes. 239 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:31,520 He refused to wear any handbags because of toxic masculinity. (LAUGHTER) 240 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,440 Up next ― 241 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,520 here's Bree and Alice. 242 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,000 - Alley-oop. 243 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Thank you. 244 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 (REGGAE MUSIC) 245 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,960 Oh my God, what have you got in there? 246 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,760 (LAUGHTER) 247 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,480 - (GRUNTS) 248 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,680 - All righty, so then you just gotta put it in there. 249 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,360 - Shot. 250 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:59,320 - Oh God. This is gonna be a long wait around if I don't get it straight in this hole. 251 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,120 No! No! 252 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:06,680 - I feel like I'm doing a pretty good job. I can't imagine anyone kind of doing better. 253 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,960 (BLEEP). Shut up. (BLEEP). 254 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,440 Aargh! 255 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,440 (LAUGHTER) 256 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:18,760 - (GASPS) Oh. At least I look cool in all these tasks. That's the main thing. 257 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,760 - No! Stop it. 258 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,400 (BLEEP)! 259 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,080 - Ooh. Oh no. 260 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,600 - I don't love being shot from that angle, you know? 261 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,040 - From what angle? That― That― - Like, quite far down below. 262 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,360 Don't. 263 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,360 Stop it. Stop it. 264 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,760 - Oh, you bastard. 265 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,800 Oh! 266 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:46,240 It's not about the destination; it's about the journey and what you learn along the way. 267 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,560 - What have you learned along the way? 268 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,440 - That I'm not very good at a lot of these things. (LAUGHS) 269 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,720 - Can you go grab the ball for me and put it in the hole? 270 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,320 Stop. (LAUGHS) 271 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,560 (LAUGHTER) 272 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,960 - Into the water trap. - Yeah. 273 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,680 Ohhh nooo! 274 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,320 - (LAUGHS) 275 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 276 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,760 - I've stopped the clock. 277 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,960 - Yus! 278 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,960 See you, Paul. - Bye. 279 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 280 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,360 - Bree, you were very handbag-focused. 281 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:34,880 - Yeah, I, at one point, was choking myself cos I'd put, like, three handbags around my neck. 282 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:41,160 And Paul kept telling me to put more on, and I think he liked it in some weird... 283 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,240 (LAUGHTER) ...fetish way. 284 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,400 - There's a whole community of us. (LAUGHTER) 285 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,600 Should we look at times? 286 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,840 Bree's initial time ― 15.54. 287 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,120 - What?! - JACKIE: Ooh, wow. - ALICE: Amazing. 288 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:06,560 - She was wearing five bags total when she sunk the ball, and she went into the water once, 289 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,760 for a total of 14.54. 290 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,520 - Wow. - Happy. Happy. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 291 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,400 - Very nice. 292 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,160 - Then, Alice ― 293 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,200 she went into the water zero times... - Ooh. 294 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,120 - ...and was wearing nine bags... - Wow. 295 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,080 - ...meaning her total time was 6.34. 296 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:30,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - Are you shitting me? You could go pro. 297 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,800 - I-Icouldgo pro. - You could. (LAUGHTER) 298 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,720 - I'm real (BLEEP)ed off right now. (LAUGHTER) 299 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:43,600 - One more goal for Paul. - Correct, Jeremy. Last but not least, it's Jackie van Beek. 300 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,600 - Um... OK. 301 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,920 Oh man. 302 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,800 Oh man! 303 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,960 Come on! 304 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:58,040 - Ooh. You're going the other way. - I'm trying to play the long game, cos now I'm gonna focuson bags. 305 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:03,240 Don't tell me that went into the... - It's getting quite close. 306 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,960 - Oopsies. We've got a bag in the moat. 307 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:12,360 Don't let that go into the moat. - I have some good news and some bad news. 308 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,160 - Yeah. - Good news is your ball didn't go into the moat. 309 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,120 The bad news ― climate change is real. 310 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:22,120 - Do not talk to me unless you're being useful. Could you put a few more balls down? 311 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,120 - No, sorry. - Just so I've got a few more options. 312 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,600 (LAUGHTER) 313 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:32,560 - OK. Don't worry, Paul. Don't worry about it. - Sorry, the balls all spilled. 314 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,480 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 315 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:39,320 - OK, just relax, Paul. Don't touch those ones! Don't touch those ones! 316 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:43,120 I think it's about confidence. - Definitely. 317 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,600 - Yeah. What I've learnt is it's not all about confidence. 318 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:54,000 - It's maybe partly about aim and skill. - It's also aim and skill. 319 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,200 (PLAYFUL CLARINET MUSIC) 320 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,520 This is it. 321 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,520 That was it. That was it. 322 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:07,560 That was it. I think I got the ball in the hole of the moat. 323 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:13,920 A 'hole' lot of fun. What a 'hole' lot of fun and 'one' old time, we had. Hole in one. 324 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:18,440 'Hole in one' long, long afternoon of fun. Let's stop the clock. - OK, so you're happy withthat? 325 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,320 - Very, very happy. - OK, thank you. 326 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 327 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:27,960 - Did I not complete the task? - JACK: No, I don't think so. 328 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,280 - Oh no. I didn't remember that. (LAUGHTER) 329 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:38,760 - Her logic was that she got a hole in one in the sense that she had a 'hole' lot of fun in'one'... 330 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,640 - BOTH: ...afternoon. (LAUGHTER) 331 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,480 - And good for you, Jackie. Good for you. - Thank you so much, Jeremy. 332 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:51,360 - Yeah, so how long did Jackie take to not do the task? 333 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,160 - She only attempted the task for 15 minutes and 42 seconds. 334 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,640 - Oh. - PAX: That's it?! - You were like, 'Had enough.' 335 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,720 - We were there half an hour. - That's it?! - I think I was hungry. 336 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:04,760 I'm trying to remember because I have a very fast metabolism, and when I need to eat― 337 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:09,720 so I don't get nasty like these guys get. ― Sports should be for everyone. 338 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,360 - Except Jackie. - Except Jackie. 339 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:17,160 - Hey! I do community hip-hop every Tuesday, 6.30 to 7.30. (LAUGHTER) 340 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,120 I do! 341 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,720 I'm a fantastic sports person. - (SCREAMS) 342 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:30,040 - The amount of times you have brought up the fact that you do community hip-hop... 343 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,760 - I do! - She was doing it out the back. 344 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:37,360 - Yeah. Every single day I hear about how you do community hip-hop. - Yeah, because Ido. 345 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:43,440 - She was like, 'pop, lock.' - Yeah that stuff, all that stuff. (LAUGHTER) 346 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,560 - I'm ready to score it, Paul. - So Jackie did not complete the task. 347 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,320 - No. Zero points, cos if you don't complete the task, you get zero points. That's the rule. 348 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:54,680 But Pax should get two. And then we go three for Jack, four for Bree... - OK. 349 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:59,440 - ...and five for Alice Snedden. - Girl. Whoo! - Well done. 350 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,920 - All right, how are the scores looking so far, Paul? - Unbelievably tight. 351 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:08,200 - Mm? - We have a three-way tie. All on seven ― Alice, Bree, and Jack. 352 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,200 - Oh, yus. - Aw, nice. 353 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,760 - BREE: Nice, guys. - It's anyone's game. 354 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:17,000 - All right, should we have another task, Paul? - We sure should, Jeremy. 355 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,480 It's time for the ooooold razzle-dazzle. 356 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,160 (GRAND, QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 357 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,680 - Hello. - Gidday. - Hi. 358 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,640 - I'm Alice. - Gidday. - Bree. 359 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,960 - Huh. - I'm Jill. 360 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,360 - Nice to meet you. - And I'm Alan. 361 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:40,080 - Nice to meet you. - JACK: Yeah. - Lovely to meet you. 362 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:45,880 - My grandfather's name was Alan. - That's nice. - That's a good story. 363 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,680 - Well, this is awkward. (LAUGHS) - Oh, we should― Oh, we should― we should open this. 364 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,880 - Do these belong to you? - Don't think so. - No? 365 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,840 - OK. (READS) 'Dazzle these senior citizens.' 366 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,880 - Are you comfortable being called that? - Well, it's true. 367 00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,920 - Oh, OK, all right. 368 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,360 - I'd say you're uni students. - (GROANS) 369 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,480 - 'Most dazzled senior citizens wins.' 370 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,920 - 'You have 30 minutes to prepare...' 371 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,560 - '...and one minute to dazzle.' 372 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,480 - 'Your time starts now.' 373 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,800 - I think we should leave you guys to prepare. 374 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,400 - Get them out of here. - Please. Thank you. - Please. Please leave. 375 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,200 - How do you feel about Kendrick Lamar? - Hey, don't listen to that, please. 376 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,880 Don't answer that. - OK. - Never heard of her. 377 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,880 (APPLAUSE) 378 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,920 - Jack, I could be wrong here, but you seem genuinely frightened by those senior citizens, 379 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,040 and then you yelled at them and told them to leave. 380 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,960 - No, I mean, I was quite confident I was gonna nail this task, 381 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,360 cos I've been hanging out with two senior citizens all day. 382 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,440 - Oh, come on. (LAUGHTER) 383 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:47,080 - Which team's up first, Paul? - Let them entertain you. It's Alice and Bree. 384 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,480 - Do you know what I think my parents are always, like, quite impressed by ― 385 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,760 my proficiency with technology. - Ooh. 386 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,720 - Like, maybe if we got a big TV and we mirrored something to it. 387 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,600 (LAUGHTER) 388 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,160 All we need, then, is a big-screen TV... - OK. 389 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:07,160 - ...an iPad, a bunch of photos of Jill and Alan. Could you give them a 10-minute tour of the house? 390 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,080 - This is the, um, bar area. 391 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,280 - And we'll hide and surreptitiously take photos of them. 392 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,360 - JILL: This is nice. - It's the outdoor bathtub. - ALAN: Wow. 393 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:20,440 - This is the caravan. Gets quite hot in the summer. - I'll bet. 394 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:25,920 - And this is the shed. We've got trophies and drums, golf. Basically, it's got it all. 395 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,320 That's kind of all we have time for. 396 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,320 - Razzle-dazzle, baby. 397 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:34,560 - Have a seat, please, and prepare to be dazzled. 398 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,080 - Hi. Hi, Jill. Hi, Alan. - Hi again. Hi. - Hello. 399 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,560 - Now, do you guys happen to have a phone on ya? 400 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:45,480 - Just one here. - Wow. Look at that. OK. So I'm gonna show you how to AirDrop something. 401 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,080 - AirDrop? - Wow. Check that out. 402 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,160 - Do I accept or decline? - Please accept. 403 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,800 Now look at that. - Wow. 404 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:56,360 - What did you get, Alan? - My back. - Wow. And if you swipe across... 405 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,400 Oh, Jill's back. - Oh, there's Jill there. Yeah. 406 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:04,480 - They've just gone from Alice's phone into Alan's phone. Just like that. 407 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:09,040 Now, that should be enough to dazzle you, I know. But there's more. 408 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:13,360 What I'm about to do is take something that is on my laptop, 409 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:18,960 and with one cable and this adapter, I'm gonna transfer it to the TV. 410 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,680 - Whoa. - Wow. 411 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,760 - I mean, I don't know about you, but I feel razzled and also dazzled. 412 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,760 - And then we can just take this with us anywhere else. 413 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,680 - And so now, we can go put this on another TV, can't we? 414 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,240 - We can. - We probably won't, but we could. - Yeah. 415 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,880 - Thank you. 416 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,880 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 417 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,280 - Whoa. 418 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:47,760 - You were treating Jill and Alan like they'd been beamed in from medieval times... 419 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:52,000 - Jeremy. - ...that would be amazed at the fact that you could do Bluetooth magic. 420 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:57,680 - These are people who have presumably survived the war. (LAUGHTER) 421 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,400 - Which war exactly? - Name any of them. (LAUGHTER) 422 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,200 Technology has advanced well beyond what they were certainly used to. 423 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:15,560 - Alan did tell me he knew how to screen share his computer. - Paul― Shut up, Paul. 424 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,280 - He watches football matches on the TV. - We don't need that. 425 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,960 - OK, it's time for some ads. And if you're anything like Bree and Alice, you'll probably enjoythem, 426 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,680 because they think it's dazzling to put literally anything on the television. 427 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:31,680 (LAUGHTER) We'll see you after this. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 428 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 429 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,120 - Nau mai ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 430 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,880 Before the break, our comedians were trying to dazzle some senior citizens, 431 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:49,000 something we're always keen to do here at Taskmaster, 432 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,480 because they're a valuable demographic for network television. (LAUGHTER) 433 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:57,800 - Up next ― attempting to dazzle Jill and Alan, it's the Jacks and Pax. 434 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,560 - They wanna be dazzled. They wanna be impressed by us. What skills do we have betweenus? 435 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,640 - I can do one card trick. - Well? - Yep. 436 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,280 - I can eat an entire raw onion. 437 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,600 - OK. It's a one minute... 438 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,840 variety show. 439 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,840 - Are you ready? 440 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,360 (CABARET MUSIC) 441 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,440 (LAUGHTER) 442 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,440 - (LAUGHS) 443 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,160 (JOLLY SEA SHANTY MUSIC) 444 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 445 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:44,000 - I want you to pick a card. Any card. OK, now look at it and remember it, OK? 446 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,960 Yes. And now I want you to push it in there. Give it a big push. 447 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:52,280 And I'm gonna give it the big Gigolo Jack smack. Bang! 448 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,680 And now, is that your card? - That is! (LAUGHS) 449 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 450 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,440 - Please put these on for safety. 451 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,160 One... 452 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,720 raw... 453 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,720 onion. 454 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,360 Behold, mother nature's... 455 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,200 onion. 456 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,880 - Also just known as an onion. - It's an onion. 457 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,040 Holy shit. I really regret this. 458 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,240 (LAUGHTER) 459 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,240 (COUGHS, SPLUTTERS) 460 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,080 An onion. 461 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,240 (LAUGHTER) 462 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,240 (COUGHS) 463 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,200 - AUDIENCE: Aw. 464 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,160 - I'm done. - Well, uh... 465 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,240 - And that was the show. 466 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:42,160 We thank you for coming. Yeah. Get up. Get up. - (COUGHS) 467 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,920 - And to yourselves. 468 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,240 You only ate half of it. - (COUGHS) 469 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 470 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,280 - Wow. Beautiful introduction there, Jackie. - Thank you. 471 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,240 - I could see― I think I knew what you were doing there. 472 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,360 You were channelling Debbie Dorday from Burgundy's. 473 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:08,240 - No, no, no. She was channelling community hip-hop. - That was― Yeah. 474 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,440 It was kind of community hip-hop cabaret. - And did you see Alan's face? 475 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:16,280 Because when Jackie started dancing, he thought Jackie was going to strip. (LAUGHTER) 476 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,680 I saw his eyes. 477 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,200 - That was razzling. That was razzling. 478 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,080 - He was hopeful that he was gonna see Jackie's tits. - Yeah. 479 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,280 - I would've shown him my tits if I thought... that― 480 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,360 - You should've shown him your tits. - BREE: Me too. 481 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,160 Get him in. Get him in now. - Get him in. - We'll do it now. 482 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,520 We'll razzle-dazzle the (BLEEP) out of that guy. (LAUGHTER) 483 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,120 - Well, I mean, I'm here to― I'm here to judge the task. 484 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,120 I seriously thought this team here, I thought for this whole series, 485 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:45,000 I think they're just destined to lose every single team task. 486 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,960 This is one of the great redemption stories of Taskmaster. - JACK: Oh wow. 487 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 488 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,720 - Two points for you guys. Five points for the team of three. - Yes! 489 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,720 - Wow! Wow! - Gutted. 490 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,680 - I love you. - Yes, I love you. 491 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,840 - I love you. - And you'll remember that. - Bullshit. 492 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,960 - I say we― I say we get out Pax's onion and you guys cry us a (BLEEP)ing river. 493 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,480 (LAUGHING, APPLAUSE) - That's my boy. That's my boy. - Thank you. Yes. 494 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,160 - That's my boy. - Thank you. Yes! 495 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,080 - OK. - Eat a dick. 496 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,840 - All right. - Oh my God, Jack. - OK. 497 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:26,200 I'm ready for another task, Paul. - You got it, Jeremy. Domino is a Latin word meaning 'to the master'. 498 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,800 So as the assistant domino, it brings me great joy 499 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:34,000 to present to you a task involving a fellow domino. 500 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 501 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,400 - Hey. - Hello, Alice. 502 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,840 - Hi, Paul. 503 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,720 - You're right here, Paul. - Mm-hm. 504 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,480 Hello, Pax. 505 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,480 Jack. - Dominoes. 506 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,120 (DOMINO FALLS) - Was I meant to do that? 507 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,240 - Never know what's part of it, do you? 508 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,120 (LAUGHTER) 509 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,240 - READS: 'Knock over the domino in the lab.' 510 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,880 - 'You must be on this spot when you begin your attempt.' 511 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,480 - 'You may only touch one thing during your attempt.' What?! 512 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,880 - 'You may not move the domino or the starting spot.' 513 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,640 - 'Longest time between the attempt beginning...' 514 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,120 - '...and the domino falling wins.' 515 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:26,560 - So you want it to be slow? Very slow. - Mm-hm. 516 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,560 - 'You have 40 minutes or until you successfully knock over the domino.' 517 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,480 - 'Your time starts now.' Where is the domino? In the lab. - Mm-hm. 518 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,760 - OK, well, I'm gonna go to the lab. - OK. 519 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,960 - You can just say 'beep' if that's a really bad idea. - OK. 520 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,720 I could also just say, 'That's not a good idea.' 521 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 522 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:51,360 - OK, Paul. So it seems to me that this task has been carefully created to get our contestants 523 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:56,920 to set up a series of dominoes that go all the way from the second floor, down the stairs, intothe lab. 524 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,880 Is that right? - Yes ― to knock over the large domino in the lab. 525 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:06,960 - Who are we gonna see first? - Attempting to knock over a dom-ino, it's Bree Dom-asel. 526 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,240 - Do we have―? Do we have a set of dominoes? 527 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,920 (WHEEZES) That's not gonna be enough, Paul. 528 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,440 Dominoes with things that aren't dominoes. 529 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,840 This is the plan. - Books? - Books is the plan. 530 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,840 Just be careful, Paul. 531 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,200 Aw. 532 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,160 It works. 533 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,360 I can throw a ball. 534 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,720 Paul. - Yes. - New plan. 535 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,480 Try and get the books down here, and then I'm gonna start pinging balls down here to hit it. 536 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,080 - OK. 537 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,080 - That the Bible? 538 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,240 Good Catholic girl. The Bible wouldn't screw me over, would it? 539 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,520 Oh. 540 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,520 No, no, no, no, no! 541 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:51,560 Oh, shit. It was the freaking Bible. I knew Jesus hated me. 542 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:57,200 If my physics are right, it should hit this and hit those books. Are we ready? 543 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,200 For New Zealand! 544 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 545 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,640 What happened? (LAUGHS) 546 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,840 - AUDIENCE: Awwww. 547 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,480 - You gotta be kidding me, Paul. 548 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,480 You ready? - Ready. 549 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,600 - It's gone over the top again, Paul. Hold on. 550 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,480 (LAUGHTER) 551 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 552 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,800 You're joking. I'm happy with that. - OK. 553 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,600 - See you, Paul. - Thank you, Bree. 554 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,720 (WHISTLING, APPLAUSE) 555 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,640 - So how long did it take Bree? - From the start of her attempt... - Mm-hm. 556 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:55,120 - ...launching the ball, to the domino falling over in the lab ― 21 seconds. 557 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,200 - JACKIE: Wow. - AUDIENCE: Ooh. - I'll take it. 558 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:03,040 - So the longer the better, so 21 seconds ― not bad. - At this point, it's the best. 559 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,760 - All right, just as one falling domino must lead to the fall of another, 560 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:12,080 so too must the end of one part of Taskmaster lead to an ad break. We'll see you after this. 561 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 562 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,800 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 563 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:28,440 - Tena tatou katoa. Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are giving up their dignity 564 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,600 in the hopes of winning some adult nappies and a dead man's ashes. (LAUGHTER) 565 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,720 Where were we, Paul? 566 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:39,760 - Our comedians were attempting to knock over the domino in the lab, starting on the stairs. 567 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:44,600 The goal is to take as long as possible from your attempt starting to the domino fallingover. 568 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:49,840 So far, we've seen Bree knock over the domino with a b-ball and the B-ble. 569 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,880 (LAUGHTER) 570 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,880 The Bible. Up next... 571 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,920 it's Pax and Jackie. 572 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,920 - I need to blindfold you. 573 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,920 (GRUNTS) Can you see? 574 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,560 - No. - OK. 575 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,880 - So all I need ― 576 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,880 a very thin, 577 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,360 invisible fishing line. 578 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,960 - And stop. 579 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,480 Handrail is here. 580 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,560 Wait there. 581 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,000 - It's almost invisible. - It is isn't it? 582 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,680 - Yeah. I can see how fish fall for it. 583 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,360 (LAUGHTER) 584 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,080 - All right. 585 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,840 - OK. - OK. 586 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,440 - I'm starting... 587 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,080 now. 588 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,080 - One step forward. 589 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,120 - I'm still trying. 590 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,360 God, it's taking ages. 591 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,280 - Now stop. 592 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,680 Now, tell me... 593 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,560 your five favourite films. 594 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,600 - Is this part of the attempt? - Yeah. 595 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,360 - Taking so long. Are you still there? - Yes. 596 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,520 Number three ― Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. 597 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,960 - OK, it's starting to become a bit taut. 598 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,240 - And stop. 599 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,920 Rank bread, 600 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,920 rice, pasta... 601 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,240 noodles or potato? 602 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,400 - It's really tough. - I know, it is really tough. 603 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,920 - How long's that been, so far? - I can't say. 604 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:16,200 - No, well... just, like, how― has it been over a minute? - I can't say, sorry. 605 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,600 - Now open the curtain in front of you. 606 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 607 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,080 Kick your left leg forward fast. 608 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 609 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,400 Finished. 610 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,880 - Very clever. 611 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,600 - With the fishing line, I think the question is ― so, where does the attempt start? 612 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:45,440 - So she was claiming when she started the motion, that was the start, and when the domino fell― 613 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,600 - Yes, because I very carefully, carefully left slack all the way up. 614 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,640 - Is it technically touching the domino to be touching something that's touching the domino? 615 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,120 - Ohhh. - Whoa. 616 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,280 - Just out of interest... - BREE: Yes, Alice. - ...I have no horse in this race. 617 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,600 - Well, you do have a horse. - Well, you do ― your own horse. 618 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,120 - Well, then, as a person with a horse in the race, does it count? (LAUGHTER) 619 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,520 - We'll get to that, I think, at the judging time, and we'll work that out. 620 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,600 Pax, why were you asking him those questions on the way down? - Just curious. 621 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,080 - Oh. - Your list for the five carbs... - Mm. 622 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,800 - ...I remember it being weird. - I was ranking them based on, on their own without... 623 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,360 so rice, like, without a curry. - I just thought... 624 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:28,240 - By that logic, I thought potatoes could be a French fry. - OTHERS: Mmm. 625 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,720 - I love it when white people sync up. (LAUGHTER) 626 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,280 - Would you like to know their times? 627 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,080 - Love to hear their times, thanks, Paul. 628 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,440 - So, Jackie's attempt took one minute, 12 seconds. - Mm-hm. 629 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,640 - Pax ― 8.32. - OTHERS: Wow. 630 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,400 - Nice. (APPLAUSE) 631 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,320 - Whoa. - Well done. 632 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,560 - OK, whose domino descent are we seeing next, Paul? 633 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:54,960 - Will they dominate the dominoes or will they domi-not? It's Alice and Jack. 634 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,200 - Oh wow. It's a big 'un. 635 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,440 - OK. Hold that there, would you? - OK. 636 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,440 - Can you stretch to hold this one as well, do you reckon? - No. 637 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,080 - All right, I'm going to the shed to look for some equipment. 638 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,680 - (SIGHS) OK. 639 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,280 - I get a ball and then we make a trail, maybe. 640 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,600 - This would slowly fill with water and push that out there. 641 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,120 - All right, we're just gonna start bringing some balls into the house. 642 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,280 - Tub there. 643 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,080 - What's the wheelbarrow for? - It's gonna have all the balls in it. 644 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:28,120 - Do you wanna go stand on the balcony? I'll throw the hose at you. - Uh-huh. 645 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,960 Ooh, I touched it. - (SIGHS) 646 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,000 Yes! 647 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,200 - I am going to do a tester. 648 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,360 - Shit. 649 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,840 - Not ideal. OK. 650 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,080 - Can you give me a hand with this? Tell me if you need a break. 651 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,400 I need a break. 652 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,440 (LAUGHTER) 653 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:54,040 - So you want it to be a ramp on the stairs? - Spectacular. 654 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,080 - OK, let's have a test run, eh? - OK. 655 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,080 - Geronimo! 656 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,200 - (SIGHS) 657 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,480 - Did any go through that door? - No. - Aw. 658 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,960 - I'm feeling deflated. 659 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:13,960 - Taking some more. 660 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,160 - All right, I'll do a test. 661 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,960 - Noooo! 662 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,120 - (BLEEP)! - What happened? - I lost my cool. I'm sorry. 663 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,480 - You've got five minutes. 664 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:33,800 - Got a last-minute idea. (LEAF BLOWER WHIRRS) There we go. 665 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,360 - I'll start the hose on your signal. 666 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,640 - What's my signal? - You yell to me. - OK. 667 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,960 - OK. 668 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,360 - Are you at the hose? - Alice? 669 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,720 Alice? - Yeah. 670 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,520 - What are you doing? - I'm waiting for you to put the hose on. 671 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,880 - I'm waiting for the signal. - The signal's now. 672 00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:01,720 - Well, yell when the signal is― - Paul, I said hose! 673 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,240 - Come on! All the way! All the way! 674 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,360 - AUDIENCE: Aw. 675 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,360 - OK. One more try. 676 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,120 - Oh, Paul, it's starting to flood. 677 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,320 (LAUGHTER) 678 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,320 - 17 seconds. 679 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,040 - I touched the hose. 680 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,400 I've released the ball. 681 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 (LAUGHTER) (BLEEP)! 682 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,880 - Come on. No! 683 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,640 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 684 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,560 - I think that's the end of my attempt. 685 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,240 - What happened? - It's hard to describe exactly where I went wrong, 686 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:42,200 but I think at multiple stages, over and over again. 687 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,280 - Thank you, Alice. - Thank you, Paul. 688 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 689 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:56,160 - Both of you started with quite lofty ideas of how you were going to do it, and in the end, 690 00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:01,360 it boiled down to a pretty simple idea of just kicking a ball down and hoping that it ran over the domino. 691 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:07,160 - I think we should focus on the fact that the task was knock over the domino, 692 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,160 longest attempt... 693 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,480 wins. 694 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,200 I rest my case. (LAUGHTER) 695 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,480 - Alice, I enjoyed when you were carrying the table and you said to Paul, 696 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,320 'If ever you're looking for a break, just y...' And then you immediately needed a break. 697 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,160 (LAUGHTER) 698 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:29,280 - I just wanted to introduce the concept of a break. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) 699 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,480 - So those guys didn't finish the task? 700 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,760 - Yes. So Alice and Jack failed to knock over the dominoes. - Yeah. 701 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,760 - Bree ― 21 seconds. 702 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,920 Jackie ― one minute, 12 seconds. 703 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,560 Pax ― eight minutes and 32 seconds. 704 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:49,160 - OK, so in terms of the scoring, it's zero for Alice, zero for Jack, cos they didn't complete the task. 705 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:54,560 Three for Bree, four for Jackie, five for Pax Assadi. (APPLAUSE) 706 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,720 Right. It's time for a break, but don't go anywhere, 707 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:04,680 because when we come back, it's the moment we've all been waiting for ― 708 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,720 the incredible event we've been building towards for years. 709 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:14,200 That's right. It's the 57th live task of Taskmaster New Zealand. See you soon. 710 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 711 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 712 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,800 - Kia ora ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 713 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:33,280 If you're just joining us, I hope you're a fan of live tasks, because that's the only bit we'vegot left. 714 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:37,280 But before we get there, Paul, could you give us a scoreboard update, please? 715 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:43,200 - In first place with 14 points, Jackie van Beek. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 716 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:49,000 - Head on up to the stage for the live task, everyone. Let's get into it. 717 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,440 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 718 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,880 Right, who's reading out the task this time, Paul? - Jackie van Beek. 719 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,880 - Ooh, dear. (LAUGHTER) 720 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,200 - Do― Do you want me to um... I can bite it off. 721 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:05,640 - Aargh, I'm gonna get these off. I'm gonna get these off. (GRUNTS) 722 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:11,240 READS: 'Unbox the box and deliver its contents to the sandbox. 723 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,640 'You must correctly wear your boxing gloves throughout. 724 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:22,040 'First to unbox the items and deliver it to the sandbox wins.' - On my whistle. 725 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,480 (BLOWS WHISTLE) (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 726 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,440 - JACK: Ah. I've got it! I've got it! 727 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,520 I don't have it. 728 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,040 I think I've got it. 729 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,520 - BREE: Oh, Paul, you bastard! 730 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:40,400 - Oh, there's more than one! There's more than one! - PAX: Where is it? 731 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,400 (SPITS) Oh, did I... Oh! - Oh, Jesus. 732 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:48,960 Can you guys play by the rules? - Oh, there's multiple! I thought there was one. 733 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,960 No! - Oh no. 734 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,680 (LAUGHTER) 735 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,680 - (GRUNTS) 736 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,840 - (GRUNTS) - Oh, they're real eggs! 737 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,200 (LAUGHTER) 738 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,960 - Pax. - PAX: What? - Don't be a bully. 739 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,960 - Don't talk to me... 740 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,000 you― you dumb-dumb head. (LAUGHTER) 741 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,880 - PAUL: Pax, that's what a bully would say. 742 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:19,560 - Shut up, four-eyes. - OK, up on stage, please. - (PANTS) 743 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,040 - Is that mine? 744 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 SIGHS: Oh. 745 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,760 - Take it down, Bree. Finish the task. 746 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,200 - ALICE: I'm sorry, Bree. - PAX: What? - Do you need... 747 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,480 - BREE: I got it. - You got it. 748 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 749 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,040 - Oh, Bree. (CHEERING) - Shot, Bree. 750 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:49,160 - Come on down, and we'll score it. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 751 00:41:54,560 --> 00:42:00,200 - OK, so two of our contestants did not get all four eggs into the sandbox. 752 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:05,680 - There was four. - Pax got three out of four eggs. Bree ― only two out of four eggs. 753 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:11,520 Of the other three, it's about the fastest. Jackie ― 22 seconds. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 754 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:15,200 - Happy with that. - Alice ― 19 seconds. - Ooh. 755 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,240 - Unhappy― Unhappy with that. - You're taking the piss. - Jack ― 40 seconds. 756 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,240 (LAUGHTER) 757 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,480 - Dun-dun, errr. 758 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:29,840 - So that means one point for Bree, two points for Pax, three points for Jack, four points for Jackie, 759 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:35,280 and five points for Alice Snedden. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - OK! So... 760 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:41,800 should we have a sneaky little peek, Paul, at the series scores? - Of course. 761 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:48,320 Out in first with 111 points ― Jackie van Beek. - CONTESTANTS: Whoa! 762 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,800 - Nice, Jackie. - Crazy. - How does she do it? 763 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,680 - So, who has won this episode, though, Paul? 764 00:42:54,680 --> 00:43:00,040 - That means the winner of episode seven with a monster 18 points, it's Jackie van Beek. 765 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:04,720 - Whoa, yeah! - Congratulations, Jackie. - Yeah, Jackie! 766 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:09,160 - PAX: Get up there. - Go and collect your excellent road trip items 767 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:15,640 and be sure to have the best possible drive home. Another episode filled with incredible lessons. 768 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,960 We've learnt that Jackie Van Beek is an adult hip-hopper... (LAUGHTER) 769 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:24,400 ...and no one's crotch is safe around Pax and a golf club. 770 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:29,240 And most importantly, we've learnt that Jackie Van Beek is the winner of episode seven. 771 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:35,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) We'll see you next time. Ka kite ano. Goodnight. 772 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 - Yeah! 773 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,840 - Me. My grandad. 774 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,520 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 775 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,480 (PARTY HORNS BLARE) 776 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,880 - JACK READS: Perform a party trick. 777 00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,640 - Oh, yeaaaah. 778 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,600 - I just wanted to get those choozies and just... 779 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,400 - (GRUNTS) 780 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,680 - Bingo! 781 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,840 - I will never forgive you. 782 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,560 - Rose Matafeo's fallen on hard times. 783 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:09,840 - Huh? 784 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,760 - I know for a fact she's not fallen on hard times.