1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,160 Paul! 2 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,360 - Yes! 3 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,360 - Hi, Mum. 4 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,240 - Au revoir! 5 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,280 - Yah! - Oh. - No! 6 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:27,160 - Ah! 7 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:39,960 - Nau mai, haere mai. Welcome to Taskmaster. My name's Jeremy Wells, 8 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:47,160 and I am descended from a man named Giuseppe Wells, who invented the idea of giving things points. 9 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:52,360 He raised a family of point-givers, who eventually produced me, 10 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,440 the greatest point-giver of them all. 11 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,920 And thus, I was chosen to be... 12 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,360 the Taskmaster. 13 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:09,280 We are just one episode away from finding out which of our five comedians will win this ― 14 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:13,640 a bust of my head, made with asbestos... 15 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,040 ...and painted gold with 80% lead-free paint. 16 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,040 Wow. 17 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,680 - But first, we have to find out who will win Episode Nine, 18 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:28,120 so let's get things started by introducing the comedians fighting for glory ― 19 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,800 or at least minimum embarrassment. 20 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,440 It's Alice Snedden... 21 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,800 ...Bree Tomasel... 22 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,200 ...Jack Ansett... 23 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,680 ...Jackie van Beek... 24 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:44,160 ...and Pax Assadi! 25 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:48,480 And, as always, to my left, he's the EA who's just OK ― 26 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,160 it's Paul Williams! 27 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,440 What's the prize task tonight, Paul? - Great question, Jeremy. 28 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:03,600 Tonight, we've asked our contestants to bring in the thing that looks the most like them. 29 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,560 - OK. Bree, let's start with you. What's the thing that looks the most like you? 30 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,520 - Hwell, Jeremy, uh, 31 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,680 I think we can all agree that 32 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,640 matching DNA 33 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,640 is, uh, very close, 34 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,640 so I brought in my dad. 35 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,680 Aww. 36 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:26,640 - I don't know about you, Jeremy. - I think we look pretty close. 37 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:31,000 - Did you just do this so you could make the show pay for your family member to come over from Australia, 38 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,800 by any chance? - I have no idea what you're talking about, Jeremy. 39 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,640 Jackie, what did you bring in? 40 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:39,560 - Jeremy, I was walking through a store a few weeks ago 41 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,600 and came upon an object that literally took my breath away. 42 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,760 It was like looking in the mirror. I can show you now. 43 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,200 Um, I mean... 44 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,040 - ...not only the physical form... - Mm. 45 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,520 ... I think... 46 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:57,320 ...um, but also, I do have a kind of emanating light that comes from my palms. 47 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,000 - Yeah. - When people are around me, they say they see my head, you know, 48 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:07,400 kind of glowing with ideas. Um, and so I think spiritually and physically, the perfect match. 49 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,920 - It does look like you would voice that character in an animated film. 50 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,440 Yeah. 51 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:16,000 - Pax, what have you brought in? - Jeremy, baby, I really, um... 52 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,200 ...I really struggled with this prize task. 53 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,760 I told my family, 'I need to bring in something that looks like me,' 54 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:24,920 and my 8-year-old ran into her bedroom, and she brought out her... 55 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:29,000 her lion stuffed toy, and I thought she was bang on. 56 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,080 And then I said, 'Can Daddy take that to the show?' And she said, 'What will happen to it?' 57 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:36,200 And I said, 'Well, if Daddy loses, which is highly likely, um... 58 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,320 '...the other contestants will have to take it.' 59 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:42,840 And she said, 'No, Dad. I really would like it if you didn't, because that was a gift fromGrandma.' 60 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,840 So I've brought in this. 61 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,240 Yeah. I waited till she went to school 62 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,000 and I stole it from her bedroom, and, um... 63 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,720 - So you're putting so little effort into the prize task now, Pax, that you're outsourcing it toyour kids? 64 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,840 - Yeah. Yeah. I do still think it resembles me quite closely. 65 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,760 Certainly hairy. Mm. 66 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,320 - Sometimes, the most obvious things are the best things. Sometimes. 67 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,960 Not in this case, but sometimes they are. 68 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:11,040 - Alice, what did you bring in? - You know, I'm a tall person. I'm 5'10. 69 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,520 Gun to my head, 5'9, but, um... 70 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,840 ...I recently noticed that I'm out of proportion. 71 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:21,240 So, I'm all torso. Like, look at me on this chair right now. - Yeah. 72 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,800 - I'm, like, a head taller than everybody else. 73 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:30,000 My legs are actually tiny, and my arms are actually pretty small, and my back's very wide, sonaturally, 74 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,200 I look like a, um... a frog. 75 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,800 Just to, um, get the point home, I've done a side-by-side. 76 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,480 Oh. 77 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,360 - That is sexy. That is sexy. Yeah. - It's very... Yeah. 78 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,640 - Wow. - That's spot on. - Yeah. 79 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:54,040 - Jack, what have you brought in? - I constantly get compared to this one person, like, allthe time. 80 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,680 People are always like, 'Oh my God, you look like, um, this guy,' right? 81 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,240 Here he is. 82 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,080 Yeah. Um... 83 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,320 We get it all the time. He's even here. Let's bring him out. 84 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,680 - We get it all the time. - Holy hell! 85 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,320 It's uncanny. 86 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:12,920 Oh, and speaking of all torso... 87 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,360 The resemblance is crazy! Oh my God. 88 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:20,360 - I was so worried that you'd brought in David Bain. - Me too. I was terrified. 89 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,720 - Yeah. Thank you. - Whoa. 90 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:28,280 Alice, um, I'll be honest ― he was not available. 91 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,600 - I think we can get a view of the side-by-side comparisons. 92 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,440 That's gonna help me judge, to be honest. - Oh no. 93 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,680 Can we have a look? Oh, here we go. 94 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:40,360 OK, it's clear ― Jack, one point. - Uh, he said he was a bit nervous about coming on theshow 95 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,160 cos he's on his, um, bulking off-season. 96 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,640 So am I. 97 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:52,440 - Pax, two points for you. There's a similarity there with the hairiness, but that's about whereit stops. 98 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,160 Now, Bree, 99 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,360 that's freakily similar, 100 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,680 but I think three points for you. 101 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,280 - Four points for Jackie van Beek. - Thank you. 102 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,960 - Old and waxy, much like the... - Old and waxy?! 103 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,040 - ...candelabra. 104 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,040 And that's freaky, Alice. 105 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:13,520 Five points for Alice Snedden. 106 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,320 All right, I'm ready for the first task of the show, Paul. - You got it, Jeremy. 107 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:21,400 Not too hot, not too cold ― this task is just right. 108 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,280 - Hi, Paul. - Hello, Bree. 109 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,000 - Ooh. 110 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,280 - Goldilocks. 111 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,920 - Goldilocks. 112 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,320 Paul. 113 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:39,040 Do you like Goldilocks? - I always felt like she was a bit of a bitch to the Three Bears. 114 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,640 Like, it's their house. - Yeah. 115 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:45,720 'Pick the right one. The right one will have a bear in it. 116 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,760 - 'Most bears found wins. 117 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,800 - 'You get one guess per section. 118 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,720 - 'You may not touch the items in any way.' 119 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:56,400 - Great. OK. 'Your time starts now.' 120 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:02,240 - Right, I'm ready to see some contestants try to find some bears, Paul. 121 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:07,240 - It's Mama Bear, Papa Bear and Baby Bear, and it's up to you to decide who is who. 122 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,320 It's Alice, Bree and Pax. 123 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,400 - I feel like this bowl's too big. 124 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,720 This bowl's too small. This one's just right. I think it's that one. 125 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:15,640 - I'm gonna go this one. 126 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,640 - Big boy. 127 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,480 - Come on, Paul. 128 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,880 - This is not the right porridge. 129 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,480 - That feels like a bear. - There is a bear in the porridge. 130 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:27,160 - There is a bear in the porridge. 131 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,520 It's good. Good batch. 132 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:33,600 Yeah. You like a little rolled oat, you little bitch. 133 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,400 - That seems unnecessary. - Fair enough. 134 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,000 - So where's the bear in this situation? In the upholstery? 135 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,120 - Is there anything on the bottom? - Nothing on the bottom that I can see. 136 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,680 - Let's go little guy. - That one. 137 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,040 - I'm gonna go that one. 138 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,520 Paul? 139 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:47,800 - There's no bear in the chair. 140 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,480 The chair does not contain a bear. 141 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,760 - Well, I'm gonna pick that one, cos I can see the GoPro, 142 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,880 and I'm just hoping that is indicative of something. 143 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:54,840 - That one. 144 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,840 - This one. 145 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,560 - There's no bear in the bed. 146 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,160 The bed does not contain a bear. 147 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,200 - There is a bear in the bed. - Come on, Paul! 148 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,600 - Can I not touch the items in any way, but... 149 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,440 Hope you feel really big. 150 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,400 - Red book. 151 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,680 This middle one. 152 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,040 - That one. 153 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,040 - Shit. 154 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,120 - There's no bear in here. 155 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,920 The book does contain a bear. 156 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,680 - Too small, too big, just right. 157 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,720 - You're locking those? - Lock it in. 158 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:32,680 - Them. 159 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,680 - Let's go little guy. 160 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,320 Paul. 161 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:40,040 - 's sake! - There is no bear in the shoes. 162 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,120 The shoe contains a bear. 163 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,960 - What hat would you wear if you were part of the Merry Men? 164 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,920 - Gotta go feather. - I mean, fair enough. 165 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,400 Could you do a jig for us, Paul? 166 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,760 - It did make me merry. - It made me merry. 167 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,880 - There. Lock it in. 168 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,680 Don't talk to me; don't look at me; don't touch me. That one. 169 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:58,720 - That one. 170 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,400 - This one. 171 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,520 's sake. 172 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,480 - The hat contains a bear. - I am the best person in the world. 173 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,480 - In what? - Finding small toy bears. 174 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,000 - Let's go with little guy. 175 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:13,960 - That one. 176 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,920 - Lock in the slipper. 177 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,520 - There is a bear in the boot. 178 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,200 There is a bear in the slipper. 179 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,480 There is no bear in the boot. 180 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:26,360 - We ended on a win. And what do we do when we end on a win, Paul? 181 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,800 - Thank you, Pax. - Thanks, man. 182 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,800 - Thanks, Paul. 183 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,480 The RIGHT one! 184 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,760 - What? - 'The RIGHT one will have a bear in it.' 185 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:50,760 - Alice, just a wee bit too late figuring that out. That has to be frustrating. 186 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,320 - That― Yeah, that was excruciating. 187 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:58,520 So often, I would go into these tasks and go, 'Go in with a good attitude. Be light and breezy, 188 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,880 'read the thing, pay attention ― everything will go all right.' 189 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,800 And then the minute I see Paul, I just go into a completely different zone. 190 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:10,240 - Yeah. At one point, you said to Paul, 'You like a little rolled oat, you little bitch.' 191 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:15,360 I'm just observing what I see in front of me. 192 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:20,320 - So, the three of you sort of went with the Pax Assadi strategy of just vibing it out. 193 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,240 - Yeah. - It was real frustrating, and... 194 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,160 - You guys got so many bears, though, it felt like. 195 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,480 - I got― - Yeah, my vibes were good that day. 196 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:32,240 - Well, at one point, you thought you were the best person in the world. - Yeah. Hmm... 197 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,400 I still think that. 198 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,720 - How did we go in terms of the amount of bears? 199 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,720 - Bree ― two out of seven. 200 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,840 Alice ― one out of seven. 201 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,040 - Pax ― five out of seven. - Ooh! - Wow. 202 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,760 What the hell? 203 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:50,760 - Join us after the break for more frustrating last-minute realisations. 204 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:54,400 For example, I could have picked anyone else to be my assistant, 205 00:10:54,400 --> 00:11:00,080 but now it's too late to do anything about it. I'll see you after this. 206 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:18,120 - Kia ora ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster, the show that tricks its contestants with fiendishpuzzles 207 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,480 based on wildly complicated ideas 208 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,600 like left and right. 209 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:28,000 - That's right, Jeremy. So far, we've asked three of our contestants to point to the rightthing. 210 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,040 Up next, it's Goldilocks and the one brunette. 211 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,600 Hold on ― so, 'Pick the right one.' 212 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,400 Oh, see, I thought it was a clue. Like, the RIGHT one. 213 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,120 Is it always the RIGHT one? 214 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:42,680 - That is something that you would do. That is definitely something you would do. 'Pick the right one.' 215 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,520 - Could be a double bluff. 'Pick the right one.' Well, I'm not gonna do that. 216 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,720 Or am I? 217 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,720 - I'm just gonna commit, I reckon, and do all of the right ones. 218 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,600 - I'm just gonna go that one, actually. 219 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,680 - Porridge contains a bear. 220 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:02,880 - OK, I'm just gonna see if my theory is correct. I'm gonna guess this chair. 221 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,080 Yes! 222 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,200 There's a bear! 223 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,640 There is a bear in the chair. 224 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,480 - That's interesting. This one... 225 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:16,120 has staples all around it. It's been quite tidily kind of stapled up. 226 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,120 I'm going to go this one. 227 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,160 - There is no bear in the chair. 228 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,560 - I accuse this of having a bear in it. 229 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,960 - The bear could be hidden anywhere. 230 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,040 This is just a― This is just a guess. This is a game for idiots. 231 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:34,720 - Yes! - There is a bear in the bed. - I am a genius. I am a genius. 232 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,440 - I'm gonna go Baby Bear. 233 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,440 Oh, man. - There is no bear in the bed. 234 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,600 Sorry, Jackie. 235 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,160 - The right book. The right book. 236 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,120 - The World of the Children, because I love children. 237 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,120 - Yes! 238 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,480 - The book does not contain a bear. 239 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,080 - I accuse these Doc Martens of having a bear in them. 240 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,040 - So it's this one. 241 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,720 - The shoes do not contain a bear. 242 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:07,640 - OK, the issue I'm having is that there's no logic, OK? I'm somebody that kind of likes a pattern. 243 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:11,040 I like a logic. There's no logic to where the bears are hidden. 244 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,840 I mean... 245 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,240 That one. 246 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,120 - I accuse this... cowboy hat. 247 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,040 - Yes! Yes! 248 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,520 Yes! - The hat contains a bear. 249 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,600 - That one. 250 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,720 I'm going this one. 251 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,480 - Finally, this 252 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,120 slipper. 253 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,000 - Yes! 254 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,280 - There is a bear in the boot. 255 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,080 - Well, it's safe to say I nailed that, eh? - Mm-hm. 256 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:41,040 - So, what have I learnt? I've learnt that there's no logic. 257 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,040 No thought's gone into the preparation of this task, clearly. 258 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,040 It's a task for idiots. 259 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:55,160 - Oh my God. - So, you figured it out, you then were immediately proven correct, 260 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,240 and then you immediately chose the wrong chair. 261 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,200 No, I think I worked it out... 262 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,120 ...and then I thought, 'It's a double bluff.' 263 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:07,040 And then I forgot to check that old theory of the RIGHT one, 264 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:11,480 and I completely went from my mind, and I just went by spinning madly in a field. 265 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:16,320 Well, you said it yourself ― this is a task for idiots. 266 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,320 I'm scared to say this, Jack, but ― well done. 267 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,040 Oh, thank you. Yup. Yup. That was very well done. It was good. 268 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,040 - Good on you, man. - Thatwasreally good. 269 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,080 - I think the best thing to do is just nod and say thanks. 270 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,800 - Oh, yeah. That's what I'm doing. I'm just, yeah, keeping a― Keeping a lid on it. 271 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,720 - So, let's have a look at the scoring, then, in terms of bears. 272 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,480 - Jack ― seven out of seven. Jackie ― three out of seven. - Not bad. 273 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,840 - You should've got seven, but anyway. - I know. 274 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:45,880 - So that means one point for Alice, two points for Bree, three points for Jackie, four points for Pax 275 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:50,720 - and five points for Jack Ansett. - OK. 276 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,120 So, how is the scoreboard looking, Paul? 277 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,560 - Incredibly tight. Three of them are on six. 278 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,440 With a one-point lead, on seven, Jackie van Beek! 279 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,440 Whey! 280 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,640 - Should we do a series score update? 281 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:08,680 It's very tight between four of our contestants... 282 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,920 ...and Pax is having a lot of fun. 283 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,880 - I'm just happy to be here. 284 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,200 - Out in first on 136 ― 285 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,440 - Jackie van Beek. - Whey! 286 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,160 That's close. That's close. - Tight. - OK. 287 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,920 I'm ready for another task, Paul. - Yes, sir. 288 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:29,600 Our first task was simple, but this one is elementary, my dear Wells. 289 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,640 Hello, Bree. 290 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,720 - Paul Williams. - Hello, Jack. 291 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,600 - No relation to Guy Williams? - No. - No. 292 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,160 How are you? 293 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,680 Sorry. 294 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,680 - Ooh. 295 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,040 - Uh-huh. 296 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,040 Detective. 297 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,360 - It's a good look. - Right way? 298 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:11,720 'Write and perform an original one-minute scene to be included in an imagined musical... 299 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,720 - '...about the life of Sherlock Holmes. 300 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:19,200 'Your scene must include a musical number and focus on his early childhood.' 301 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,120 - ' ...and focus on his teenage years. 302 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,720 - '...on his years at university. 303 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,400 '...on his life post-graduation. 304 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,240 '...on his later years and death. 305 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,040 'You have one hour'?! OK. 'Your time starts now.' 306 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,080 - You a big Sherlock Holmes fan― - No. 307 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,760 - Like, was he a real person? - No. 308 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,880 - This, I like. 309 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,240 I look like Pakistani Gandalf. 310 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,760 Maybe his parents ― 311 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:51,400 one of them was having an affair, and he was the one who cracked the case. 312 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,720 # Sherlock Holmes. # 313 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,080 - REPEATS, MORE TUNEFULLY: # Sherlock Holmes. # 314 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,120 - Wow, so much better when he did it. 315 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,360 # Watson. 316 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,600 # How could you deceive me, 317 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,200 # you dirty, dirty, British piece of shit? # 318 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:14,000 - Pax, do you think a British Sherlock Holmes 319 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,880 would say to Watson, also British ― - Yeah. 320 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,400 - do you think that he would call him a 'dirty, dirty, British piece of shit'? 321 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:26,480 - Well, in this imaginary world, Sherlock Holmes is Pakistani, and so he would, because, you know, 322 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:31,160 300 years ago, they took us to their land to do work, and then they realised that was a badidea, 323 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,640 because we have weak upper bodies and thin ankles. 324 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,000 - All right, Paul, I am ready for Holmes ― the Musical. 325 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,640 - Curtains up, light the lights ― it's opening night. 326 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:46,640 Act One ― here's his childhood through to his university days. 327 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:51,640 It's Sherlock Holmes as performed by Bree, Jack and Jackie. 328 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:57,200 # Oh, Mum and Dad, oh, I am sad... 329 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:01,040 # ...cos I just found out some bad information. 330 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,640 # I saw Dad 331 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,240 # with his golfing buddy, Brad, 332 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,880 # but they were getting different types of hole-in-ones. 333 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,960 # How dare you, son? I was on a run 334 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:19,400 # when I slipped and fell on top of my friend, Brad. 335 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,400 - I have proof! 336 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,160 # What say you 337 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,360 # to these photos of you and your friend, Brad? # 338 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,040 # I'm sorry, son. 339 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,120 # That can't have been fun 340 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,520 # to find out this big secret about me. 341 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,560 # Actually, Dad... 342 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,560 # ...it felt great, 343 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,760 # and really gave me purpose 344 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,960 # in this world. 345 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,120 - # Cos you were gay... - # Cos I was gay... 346 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,680 - # I found my way. - # I found my way. 347 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,840 - # I found my way in this world because of you... 348 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,920 # cos you were... # 349 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:12,120 gay. 350 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:19,160 - # Looking out the window. - It's a Tuesday. 351 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,240 # Stuck in my room, 352 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,440 # no friends to play. 353 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,280 # Pressure of the world 354 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,320 # on my shoulders. 355 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:32,640 # I don't wanna be a cop, Mum, I already told yas. 356 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:36,080 # I don't wanna be Sherlock Holmes, 357 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,520 # Sherlock Holmes, 358 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,560 # Sherlock Holmes, 359 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,760 # Sherlock Holmes! 360 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,280 # I wanna work in the mines 361 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,800 # and make a decent wage. 362 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,640 # I don't wanna be this almighty sage. 363 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,160 # I don't wanna be Sherlock Holmes, 364 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,520 # Sherlock home-schooled, 365 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,480 # Sherlock Holmes! # 366 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,800 I just wanna be... 367 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,160 ...me. 368 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,480 # Tick, tock, tick, tock. I am a university professor 369 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,680 # waiting for Sherlock Holmes. 370 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:36,560 All right, guv. 'Ow do you wish to waste my time today, then? 371 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,760 - # I read your exam. - Yeah? 372 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,280 - # Why do you answer every question 373 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,160 # with just another question? # 374 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,680 - That's a good question, guv. 375 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,120 # He's right. 376 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:59,040 # I spend my life 377 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:05,560 # asking who, what, when, where, how? 378 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:11,440 # This is a turning point for me. # - # ...turning point for you. # 379 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,600 Go for it, Sherlock. 380 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,680 - Now, I may not make class today, sir. 381 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,720 In fact, I may not be back ever. 382 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,800 But fanks, yeah? 383 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,840 - What a journey through time. - Wow. 384 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,720 OK. There's a lot to unpack there. 385 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,600 So, just to be clear, Bree... - Mm. 386 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,920 - ...his father was having a gay love affair with his best friend, called Brad? 387 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,720 Yeah, his golf buddy, Brad. 388 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,480 And he figured out he wanted to be a private investigator. 389 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:48,440 And he was snapped at a place called Gay Club. 390 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,640 - Very popular back in the '80s. 391 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,720 - So, um, Jack, you took over the teenage years. - Yes. 392 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:59,040 - And just to be clear, Sherlock Holmes wanted to earn a decent wage working in some mines? 393 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,760 Yeah. Yeah, man. 394 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,360 He was Sherlock home-schooled, um, and... 395 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,280 - It was your classic reverse Billy Elliot. 396 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,800 - Yeah. - Ah. Why were you climbing through a window? 397 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,800 - So, I was escaping into the skies, and I said to Paul, 398 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,200 'I want you to make it that I'm flying through the sky,' 399 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,840 but I don't think they had the editing budget. 400 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,720 And then, Jackie, you were the only person 401 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,400 who included dialogue in yours. 402 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,000 - I was absolutely obsessed with musicals when I was younger. 403 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,920 I would spend all of my school holidays, like, listening to the cassette tape of Annie 404 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,280 and then stopping it and writing down the words, and then I'd perform the entire thing for my parents 405 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,040 and their drunk friends. 406 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,720 - Yeah. OK. - I have to say, when I think of you, I think of musical theatre. 407 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,960 - Do you? - Yeah. - Amazing. 408 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,240 - When I think of you, I think of candles. - Yeah. 409 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,840 Thank you. 410 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,480 - Now, before we get into the second act of this musical, it's time for a quick intermission, 411 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:51,000 so please go purchase an overpriced beverage, use the bathroom and then return for your seats. 412 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,080 We'll see you in a moment. 413 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,800 - Hoki mai. Welcome back to Taskmaster, the show that asks the question ― 414 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:15,080 what if you took something with the quality of a poor high school musical and put it on the television? 415 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,760 The answer ― six seasons and counting, baby. All right, Paul. 416 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,840 I'm ready for the grand conclusion of Sherlock Holmes the Musical. 417 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:27,280 - We've seen the classic story of Sherlock Holmes so far ― 418 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:31,400 raised by a gay father, pining for the mines and dropping out of university. 419 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:35,360 Now it's time for the later years of Sherlock's life. 420 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,600 It's Pax Assadi and Alice Snedden. 421 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,080 # Job, job, job, job. I need a job, job. 422 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,840 # Job, job, job, job. I need a job, job. 423 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,160 - # Why 424 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,120 # is it 425 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,120 # so hard 426 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,480 # for me 427 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,440 # post 428 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,280 # uni... 429 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,800 # ...vers... 430 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,240 # ...ity? - # Job, job, job, job. 431 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,120 # I need a job, job. 432 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,800 # Job, job, job, job. I need a job, job. 433 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,680 # Job, job, job, job. 434 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,680 # I need a job, job. # 435 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:16,080 Watson, the officer will see you now. 436 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,360 # Job, job, job, job. 437 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,080 # I hope he doesn't 438 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,680 # get my job. # 439 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:33,720 I guess it's just a life of self-employment and independent contracting for me. 440 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,360 - Good afternoon, Holmes. - How are we feeling today? 441 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,280 Elementary question, Watson. I'm dying. 442 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:53,960 I believe this paralysis didn't come on naturally. Someone, Watson, wants me dead. 443 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,560 # The clues were there all along, 444 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,400 # my good friend. 445 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,840 # Every time you check my chart, 446 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,240 # the poison slowly doing its work, 447 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,880 # a jealousy fills your heart. 448 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,880 # It's true I've always lived in your shadow ― 449 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,360 # always the sidekick, never the star. 450 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:17,760 # But now, I'm afraid to say, dear Sherlock, you've gone too far. # 451 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,080 That's the cue to stop the music. 452 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,240 Thank you. 453 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,880 I knew it was you, Watson. - No one will believe you. 454 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:29,280 - Oh, really? There's one thing you didn't count on, my friend. - What's that? 455 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:34,120 I'm actually a Kiwi bloke from New Zealand. 456 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:40,400 And everyone will believe me, because everyone around the world loves and trusts New Zealanders 457 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,120 for no particular reason, like Taika Waititi and Steven Adams... 458 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:49,440 ...and, for a while, Jacinda, but then it went bad for her, kind of. Not sure why. It just did. 459 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,320 No, no, no, Watson, don't― 460 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,880 Oh, damn, oi. 461 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,800 How did I not see that coming? 462 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:14,920 - Alice, some great lyrics there ― 'Job, job, job, job. I need a job, job.' 463 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,280 - It is a catchy tune. 464 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,920 - It is. - It is, yeah. - It's a really catchy tune. 465 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,080 - # Job, job, job, job. - # Job, job, job, job. 466 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,040 # I need a job, job. # 467 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:26,200 - There's something in it. - I will also say in Alice's defence ― 468 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,840 the camera crew were singing that song for two months. 469 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:36,480 - Pax, it's not often that you see West End performers with the lyrics in their hand. 470 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,360 I quite liked the way you tried to make it relevant to a New Zealand audience. 471 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:45,080 I thought that was quite good. - Yeah, I thought― I knew that Kiwis sitting at home wouldsee it. 472 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,360 I wanted them to feel seen, so I made Sherlock Holmes 473 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,160 from Gisborne. - Yeah. 474 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,640 I didn't think that Sherlock Holmes' last words were going to be, 475 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,640 'Oi, damn, oi.' 476 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,120 OK, so, I've gotta judge. 477 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:04,000 - Just before you do that, though, can I just say one thing? - Sure. 478 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,480 - # Job, job, job, job. - I need a job, job. # 479 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,800 - # Found my way. # - # I don't wanna be 480 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,840 # Sherlock Holmes. # - # I found my way― # - # When, where, how? # 481 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,720 # Job, job, job, job. # 482 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,560 - So, this is sort of the scene like One Day More in Les Mis. - It's totally One Day More. 483 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,600 That's exactly what I was thinking. 484 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,040 - Oh, damn, oi. 485 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:29,680 - OK. Look, everybody was good, all right? I liked all of them. But one point for Alice... 486 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,240 - What?! - Someone's gotta get one point, all right? 487 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:39,600 - Never before after receiving one point has it been more relevant to say ― 488 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,800 # Job, job, job, job. I need a job, job. # 489 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,880 - Two points for Pax ― maybe just bit off a few too many plot twists at the end. 490 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,640 Uh, three points for Jack. Good song. Catchy song. - Yes. 491 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:58,480 - I couldn't quite understand why you were coming out of the window. - Because it was a metaphor for... 492 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,480 flying. 493 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,080 - Jackie, four points for you. I liked the spoken word part. - Thank you. 494 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,840 - And then, I gotta say, very impressed with Bree. Five points for Bree Tomasel. 495 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,120 - I didn't know I had it in me! 496 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,840 - I am actually ready for another task now. 497 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,480 I'd actually prefer it if this one didn't involve any singing, if we're OK. 498 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,960 - I'll make some calls and see what I can do. 499 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,440 - Hi, Paul. - Hello, Jackie. 500 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,920 - Hi, Paul. - Hello, Bree. 501 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,960 - I'm back for more! - Good. 502 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,080 We need you to do all the tasks. - Yeah, so... 503 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,960 - If you could just keep coming back... - OK. 504 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,000 - How are you going? - I'm good. How are you? 505 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,600 - Not good. - What's up? 506 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,480 - It's just been a really hard 20 months. 507 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,840 20 months? 508 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,360 'Get a...' 509 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,240 'Get a former contestant to say the phrase... 510 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,280 '"Hippo on a log with a purple wizard hat on." 511 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:59,520 - 'You cannot say any of the words on the blackboard.' Got it. 512 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,120 - 'You must let the contestant speak. 513 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:07,000 - 'Every time you speak, you must start with the words Paul is holding on his cue cards. 514 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,960 - 'Fastest wins. Your time starts now.' 515 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,760 - How do I get hold of the former contestant, for a start? 516 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,040 The telephone. 517 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:19,240 - It's an incredible piece of technology. You can basically talk to anyone, even if they're not 518 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,600 immediately around you. 519 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,960 - Oh, look at that. They're all here. 520 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,320 - How am I gonna pick? 521 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,400 - I love all these people. 522 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,280 'Use without Google account.' 523 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,640 I'm assuming that's the hippo. 524 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:40,000 - That's the thing. How does that help me in any way? - It doesn't. 525 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:47,000 - What have you been struggling with for the last 20 months? - Just... 526 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,800 Just life. 527 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:55,440 You know, I just― I just have so much darkness inside me. 528 00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,360 - All right, let's see our new contestants make some of the old contestants say some words. 529 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,160 - Hip, hipp...opotamus! It's Bree and Alice. 530 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:08,480 - People say Brynley Stent and I look very similar. 531 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,800 - Hello, Matt speaking. - Yes, but... Guy, it's Alice. 532 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,320 - 'Guy, it's Alice'? - Yes. 533 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,440 Is this Guy Montgomery? - I think this is Matt Heath. 534 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,680 - It's, um... It's not Guy Montgomery, no. 535 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,680 This might be the wrong number. 536 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,040 - Hello, Brynley speaking. - Hi, Brynley. It's Bree. 537 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,440 Hey, kind of on the clock. I am currently doing a task. 538 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,120 - Is this a part of it, that it's the wrong number? - It wasn't meant to be, no. 539 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,960 OK, Matt, this is with all due respect ― I don't think you're the man for the job. 540 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,560 - I don't know what the job is, but, uh, if I'm not the man for it, then, uh... 541 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,600 No. Oh, but now I feel bad. OK, it. We're just gonna do it. 542 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,880 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Find something to write down. 543 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,840 First word is kinda like rhino, but it's not. 544 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,920 - First word is kind of like rhino, but it's not? 545 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,360 OK, hippo. Hippopotamus. 546 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,000 - The second word is not 'off', it's... 547 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 - On. - Ummm, yeah. 548 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,560 - That's perfect. And then a really small word. 549 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,800 - A? It? 550 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,840 - Y― First one. 551 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,880 Yes, but... that was correct. 552 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,720 - Like a version of wood. What would you call that? You'd put it on the fire. 553 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,720 - On a log? - Yes! 554 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,440 - Hippopotamus on a log. 555 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,440 - No, not at all. 556 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,360 - OK... So, I'm assuming that means 'yeah'? 557 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,280 - Brynley, this is why I love you. 558 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,280 Think of a joining word. 559 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,240 - You'll order a burger and you'll say, 'That...' 560 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,760 - Fries? - Oh, Jesus. 561 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,320 - With! With! With! - Yes! Yes, Brynley! 562 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,840 - And then another single-letter word. We've already used it. We're using it again. 563 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,200 - Hippo on a log with a... - Yes. OK, great. 564 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,400 - That's perfect. Now, run through all the colours of the rainbow, 565 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,520 but a basic rainbow. - Yellow, orange... 566 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,440 - Green, blue, red... 567 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,120 - Purple? It's not indigo? - Yes! 568 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,720 - Purple. - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 569 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,160 Yes, purple. Oh― 570 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,520 - Purple. - Yes. 571 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,480 - What do people say about Harry Potter? He's a what? 572 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,560 A TERF. No, that's, um, JK Rowling. He's a wizard. 573 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:01,200 - Yeah, it's kinda like that, but also... it's kinda like that. 574 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,880 - What do you put on top of your, uh, head? - A hat. 575 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,400 - Yes. Ummm, yeah. 576 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,040 - And the opposite 577 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,480 of off... 578 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,520 - ...is on! 579 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,960 - Say the whole sentence again. 580 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,800 Yes! It's kinda like that, but yes, Brynley! Come on! 581 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:25,880 - Perfect. Oh my God, Matt, I'm so sorry I was such a bitch at the beginning. 582 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,680 That's all good. 583 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,280 - So, first things first, Alice ― do you think Guy Montgomery 584 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,760 would've been better than Matt Heath at that task? 585 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,320 Cos, I mean, having scored both of them, I can honestly say yes, he would've been. 586 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,120 Actually, he was incredible. 587 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:45,200 I know he's a friend of yours, so, um, kind of just keep that in mind. 588 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,960 Did I hear you say the word 'purple' there? 589 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:53,000 I cannot speak to what you have or have not heard. 590 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,200 - She also said 'wood', which is also a banned word. 591 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,160 But Bree also broke the rules... - Mm. 592 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:05,040 - ...by saying 'rhino'. - I cannot speak to what you did or did not hear. 593 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,800 - Well, let's call it there before we call another former Taskmaster contestant. 594 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:17,000 I wonder if we can spot any other former contestants in the following ads. We'll see you afterthis. 595 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,200 - Kia ora ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster, 596 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,920 where five comedians are competing to win a soft toy and two new flatmates. 597 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:39,480 Where are we, Paul? - Our comedians were calling up former Taskmaster contestants 598 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:44,680 with the hopes of getting them to say the phrase 'hippo on a log with a purple wizard hat on'. 599 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,560 We've seen Bree and Alice; here's Jack and Pax. 600 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,880 - I actually think I might go for someone that will have no idea who I am. 601 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,360 Who's not gonna know me? - I think probably a lot of people. 602 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,560 Yeah. 603 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,920 Oh, hey, boss. 604 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,160 - Hey, Josh, can you do something for me? 605 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,360 - I'm just on set at the moment. - Yeah, well, I know you're on― 606 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,720 - He sounds busy. 607 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,920 I'm gonna try Paul Ego. 608 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,360 - Hello? - David, this is Pax. 609 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,600 - Paul speaking. - Hey, Paul, it's Timmy here from The Coast Morning Show. 610 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,440 How are you? - Good, thanks. 611 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,320 - I just woke up. - I don't care that you just woke up. I really need you right now. 612 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:33,640 - I'm gonna ask you a question. All you have to do is give me an answer, OK? 613 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,200 - What's a big old African animal in water? 614 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,680 - Um... - It's big. It's grey. 615 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,400 - Oh... 616 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,280 - Uh, hippo...potamus. 617 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,880 - Yes, but I turn the lights off and you turn them... 618 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,560 - On. - That, but bigger. Correct. 619 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,600 - Complete this phrase, OK? Huzz...! 620 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,640 - Huzz-a. 621 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,320 Yes! Yes! Yes! 622 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,400 - It's another word for a turd. - A log. 623 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,800 - That, but bigger. 624 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,160 - I'm gonna go to the pools 'something' my mum. 625 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,040 - Call my mum. - Don't call your mum! 626 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,720 Ummm, yeah, no, not really. 627 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:09,680 - This isn't sounding very legit. Like, you sound very much like Jack Ansett. 628 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,640 No, I'm not Jack... Ansett. 629 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,040 - I'm gonna go to pools 'something' my friends. 630 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,360 - Fun with my friends. - What do you mean?! 631 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,280 - I'm gonna go to the pool... 632 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,880 excited with my friend! - I think I called the wrong person. 633 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,480 - Paul, nothing in the task says I can't reveal that it's Taskmaster. 634 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,680 So let's just get through this. 635 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,960 - Oh my God. You called me on my birthday, so my head's not really in the game. 636 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,520 Is it your birthday? Happy birthday, man. 637 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,800 - I'm gonna go to the pool with my friend. 638 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,280 - That... 639 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,520 That, but bigger. 640 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,200 - I'm gonna go to the pool without my friend. 641 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,400 That's perfect. 642 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,600 - What's next to B? 643 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,000 - A. - Yeah. Stop. Shut up. Shut the up. 644 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,160 - What... - ...colour was Barney? 645 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,200 Purple. 646 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,640 - Yes, it's kind of like that. 647 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,920 - What is Gandalf? - Wizard. 648 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,240 - No, not at all. 649 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,760 - Witch. 650 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,160 - If I put something on my head, I'm wearing a what? 651 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,600 - Hat. - Correct! No, not at all. 652 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,480 - Sometimes I turn the light off and sometimes I turn it... - On. 653 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,480 - Paul, now say all of that together. 654 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,160 Yeah! 655 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,160 - Put it all together. 656 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,960 - Yes! Yes! Yes! But do it in order of what we started with. 657 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,680 Hippo... 658 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,480 No. 659 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,640 - Just gonna take that? - It's mine. 660 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,880 - Pax, did you see the season where David Correos was on Taskmaster? 661 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,320 Not only did I see the season, I'm friends with David Correos 662 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,200 and knew that it was a mistake from the beginning. 663 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,360 We're two individuals where English was our second language. 664 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,840 When it comes to you guys, I don't think that's the issue. 665 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:15,120 Jack, why did you pretend to be Timmy from The Coast Morning Show? 666 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:21,720 I thought that he would be less likely to hang up if he thought it was a game on live radio. 667 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:23,400 Pretty clever, right? 668 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,000 - He was doing a game, but on a TV show. - Yeah. 669 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,840 Why are we picking this apart? 670 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,240 - I don't think you're comfortable in your own skin. 671 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:35,200 I don't think you're comfortable in being who you are. 672 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,800 I don't think you've found the real Jack Ansett yet. - Jackie, you're the one 673 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,320 - wearing a wig. - What are you talking about? How dare you?! 674 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,840 - That's her real hair. - That's her real hair, man. - That's my hair. 675 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,560 - How dare you? That's not... - Oh, I'm so sorry. 676 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,320 - That is not on. - That is not OK, Jack. 677 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,160 - I― I― Sorry... - I'm so sorry for presuming... - Apologise to her 678 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,840 right now. - Oh God. - I have been called 679 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,960 old and waxy today... 680 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,160 ...and now you accuse me of wearing a wig? 681 00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:01,360 - I'm sorry. It's just very shiny. - Get on your knees and apologise, Jack, now. 682 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,560 - OK. - Do it. Get on your knees. - On your knees. 683 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,160 And apologise. 684 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,240 Kiss her feet! - Don't touch my shoes! 685 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:15,800 - I'm really happy this has overshadowed how shit I was. - Oh, Pax, we remember. 686 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,720 We remember, mate. We remember. 687 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,280 - Well, hold on, because there's one person left. 688 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:25,200 - Calling in the army of Madeleine Sami, it's Jackie van Beek. 689 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,280 - Hello? - Hi, Mads, it's Jackie. 690 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,160 - Hi, mate. How are ya? - I'm really good. 691 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,640 Yes, but... 692 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,920 I'm on 693 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,880 Taskmaster and I need, um... - Yeah. 694 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,000 - ...you to help me out a little. Just say these words as I spell them. 695 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,960 H-I-P-P-O... - Hippo. 696 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,320 That, but― but bigger... 697 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,160 - Hippo! - That's perfect. 698 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,120 O-N... - On. 699 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,120 - Yes, but next one. 700 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,040 A. - A. 701 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,880 - Yeah, it's kind of like that, but... yep, yep. 702 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,320 We're gonna keep moving on. L-O-G. 703 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,280 - Log. 704 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,080 - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 705 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,360 W-I-T-H. 706 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,880 - With. - A... 707 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,960 No, not at all, but, yes, we are gonna carry on. 708 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,960 A. - A. 709 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,800 - Exactly. It's kind of like that, but here we go... 710 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,440 P-U-R-P-L-E. 711 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,440 - Purple. - Ummm, yeah. 712 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,760 W-I-Z-A-R-D. 713 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,360 - Wizard! 714 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,560 - That, but bigger voice, even. This is so great. 715 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,560 - H-A-T. - HAT! 716 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:27,560 That's perfect. And lastly, O-N. 717 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,120 - On! 718 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,760 - Yes, but I couldn't have imagined anything better. 719 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,480 That's it. And I'll give you a call later to catch up. Love you. Bye. 720 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,280 Nailed it. 721 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,560 - Seeing someone spell out the words ― such an obviously good strategy, 722 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,240 I can't believe no one else thought of it. 723 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,200 - I can't spell, or else I would've done it. 724 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:51,440 - I don't know if I've said this on the show before, but I did an undergrad BA at Victoria University 725 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,400 majoring in English, specialising in Linguistics, so something like that― 726 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,720 - No, that's definitely come up on the show before. - It has. And also, Jackie, 727 00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,440 - I don't have NCEA Level Two. - Wow! 728 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,440 - OK, so how are we gonna score this? Cos― - Well, times first. 729 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,920 - Yeah. - Bree ― 730 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,640 14:58, 731 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,160 but she did say one of the banished words. 732 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,920 Alice ― 5:48. 733 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,440 - Ooh. Whoa. - OK. 734 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,880 - Very speedy. She did say two of the banished words. 735 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,240 Jack ― 16:40, and he said one of the banished words. - Ah. 736 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,120 Pax... didn't complete the task. 737 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,680 But he took 21 minutes and nine seconds. 738 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,560 So the time to beat is Alice's 5:48. 739 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,960 - Jackie took 3:57. - Oof! - Ooh. 740 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,080 Wow. 741 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:43,000 - And Jackie was the only person not to say one of the banished words. - Yeah. OK. So... 742 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,160 I think one point for everybody... - OK. 743 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,680 - ...apart from Jackie van Beek ― five points. - OK. 744 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,800 - Wow! - There we go. Wow. 745 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,560 - Thank you. - I'll take it. I'll take it. 746 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:57,560 - So, join us after the break for the second-to-last live task of the season, 747 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,720 and while you've got some time, why not call your friend 748 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:04,240 and get them to say 'hippo on a log with a purple wizard hat on'? 749 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:09,240 How hard could that be? We'll see you in a moment. 750 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,280 - Nau mai, hoki mai. Welcome back to Taskmaster, 751 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,560 the greatest show on this channel at this time in the history of the world. 752 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:32,200 We're about to head into a live task, but first, I'd love a cheeky scoreboard update, Paul. 753 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:38,720 She's storming away with it ― with 16 points, it's Jackie van Beek. 754 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,560 - Would you all head up to the stage, please, for the live task? 755 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,960 All right, what's happening here, Paul? 756 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,440 - Jack Ansett, please read this task. - OK. 757 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:57,800 'Fan your ping pong ball around the race track. First to cross the finish line wins. 758 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,080 'You may not touch your ball 759 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,840 'in any way. 760 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:08,080 'If your ball goes off course, Paul will place it back on the starting line.' 761 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,920 - What do you mean, 'off course'? - Like, do you see this course? 762 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,480 - Yeah, but― So you mean if it goes outside of the thing? - If the ball goes off it, 763 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,360 then Paul will put it at the start. - OK, are you ready? 764 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,760 On your marks. 765 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,040 Get set. 766 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,480 - Get out of it, Jackie van Beek! - Get it! Oh! 767 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,800 - Oh God. - Oh! Oh! 768 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,800 Oh! 769 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,400 Oh no! 770 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,400 Now's not the time to up, Jack... 771 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,880 Oh, Jack― Jackie! 772 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,360 - You cannot stand on the ramp. - OK! 773 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,680 - Don't stand on the ramp. - 57kg. I forgot! 774 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,160 Where'd my ball go? 775 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,640 Oh, it's over here. - I forgot. 776 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,560 - Whoa! Ah! 777 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,520 - I now see why there's a bench. - Oh! Oh! Oh! 778 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,640 - ...why there's a bench! - Oh! Oh! 779 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,520 - ! Hey! - Bree. 780 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:13,080 How did that happen? 781 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,200 - Oh. - I don't know how I ended up there. 782 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:25,680 I can't believe they're still going. 783 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:38,000 OK, come on down, everyone, and we'll see who's getting the points. 784 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,960 OK, come and sit down. 785 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,040 And let's score it, Paul. 786 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,680 - A frantic race. Alice was last ― one point. 787 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,800 Bree, second to last ― two points. 788 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:53,160 Pax managed to go off the side of the ramp and leapfrog from last place into third place. 789 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,160 Three points for Pax, four points for Jackie and five points for Jack Ansett. 790 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,320 - Wow. - Five. Yup. 791 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:05,720 - That means the winner of Episode Nine with 20 points is JVB ― Jackie van Beek. 792 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,680 Told ya! 793 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:14,280 - Congratulations, Jackie. Your dream has finally come true ― assuming that you had incredibly specific dreams 794 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:18,240 - about the other contestants. - Please, go and collect your prizes. 795 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,960 One more episode down and only one more to go. But what have we learnt? 796 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,760 Well, we've learnt never to rely on David Correos. 797 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,320 And we learnt # Job, job, job, job, job, job, job. # 798 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,520 But most importantly, 799 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:38,240 we learnt that Jackie van Beek is the winner of Episode Nine! 800 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,120 Captions by Rebecca Scholtz. 801 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,000 - Look at that! 802 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,840 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 803 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,920 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2025 804 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,240 - Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster. 805 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:01,000 Marvel at these five deeply weird human beings. 806 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:01,520 - Huh? 807 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,840 - We've seen them fall... 808 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,680 I'm in over my head. 809 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,480 - ...and rise... 810 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,680 - ...but mostly fall. 811 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,000 Ahh! 812 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,200 - What the hell? 813 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:17,400 - Soon it will be over, and you can go on Reddit and complain about how I score things.