1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,160 (WHEEL CLICKS) 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,160 - Paul! 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,200 ('TASKMASTER' THEME MUSIC) 4 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,200 (POP!) 5 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,000 (KEYS CLACK) 6 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,320 (LEAF BLOWER WHIRRS) 7 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,120 (PLAYS SCALE) 8 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,000 (KEYS CLACK) 9 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,080 (THWONG!) 10 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,360 - Yes! 11 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,360 - Hi, Mum. 12 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,240 - Au revoir! 13 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,320 - (ROARS) 14 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,360 (KEYS CLACK) 15 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:20,960 - Yah! 16 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,560 - Oh. 17 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,280 - No! 18 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,240 - Ha ha ha! 19 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,240 - (GASPS) 20 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,160 - Ah! 21 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,160 (STAMP THUDS) 22 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 23 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,960 (TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACK) 24 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,960 (DING!) 25 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:41,520 - Nau mai, haere mai, and welcome to the most important event in the televisual calendar, 26 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,320 the series finale of Taskmaster. 27 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,560 My name is Jeremy Wells, and once again, 28 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:51,440 we find ourselves marvelling at these five deeply weird human beings. 29 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:56,760 Over the past nine episodes, we've seen them fall and rise, but mostly fall. 30 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,520 Soon it will be all over, 31 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:02,600 and you can once again go on Reddit and complain about how I score things. 32 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:03,960 (LAUGHTER) 33 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:09,520 Just let me say, I don't care, and I never will, because I am the Taskmaster. 34 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,520 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 35 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:17,560 And tonight we'll find out which of our five comedians will go home with this ― 36 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,800 the golden Taskmaster trophy. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIM) 37 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,760 The other four will leave with nothing but memories that they'll never forget, 38 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,240 no matter how hard they try. 39 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:31,640 Here to win my magnificent golden bust for the last time, 40 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:35,400 please welcome Alice Snedden... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 41 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,680 ...Bree Tomasel... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 42 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,880 ...Jack Ansett... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 43 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,280 ...Jackie van Beek... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 44 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,760 ...and Pax Assadi. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 45 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:51,360 By my side, a man who will gorge himself on nuts, berries and salmon 46 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:56,040 right after we finish this episode and then go into hibernation until we start filming series seven. 47 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,640 It's Paul Williams! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 48 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,560 - Jeremy, what I've decided to do is a huge stunt. 49 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,320 - Oh. - OTHERS: Ooh. 50 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:12,360 - The producers said, 'Paul, don't risk it. Your body is too fragile.' (LAUGHTER) 51 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,520 But I'm gonna do it. 52 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - BREE: Yeah! 53 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,480 - I need a run up. 54 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 55 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Whoa. 56 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,440 (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) - (CHORTLES) 57 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,400 - Wow. And I'm not hurt at all. 58 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,880 - Is that it? - Yeah, yeah. No, that's it. 59 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,320 - Is that all you need me for? - Yeah, yeah. 60 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,520 Go. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 61 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,120 - JACK: Wow. (BREE LAUGHS) 62 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 - Thanks, Tom. (LAUGHTER) 63 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,200 - Let's get to it. What prize task did we ask our contestants to bring in tonight? 64 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:59,280 - The best thing that rhymes with 'information'. 65 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,720 Mm. - (MOUTHS) - OK. 66 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:05,600 Jackie. - Now, I don't know if I have mentioned this, 67 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:11,520 but I did an undergraduate degree at Victoria University specialising in linguistics. 68 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,680 - JACK: Did you? - So for me, this is the dream prize task. 69 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:22,160 Knowing that Jeremy is going to judge this on the purest rhyme, I... have offered up this. 70 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,960 Shin. (LAUGHTER) 71 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,120 - OK. 72 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,640 So you've rhymed information... - Yes. - ...and shin. 73 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,240 So you just cut the end of information off, and then― 74 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:38,280 - It's like cutting a foreskin off and then trying to put it back on. - What?! 75 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,240 - Pax, what did you bring in? - (LAUGHS) 76 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,800 I've brought my foreskin. No, I haven't. (LAUGHTER) 77 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:49,600 What I have noticed with you, oh, Grand Poobah, is that you like risk. 78 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:53,080 So what I've done is I've actually put my marriage at risk. - JACK: Oh. 79 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:57,080 - I've rhymed information with documentation, 80 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,720 and I have brought... 81 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,760 my daughter's actual birth certificate. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 82 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:09,360 - This is an interesting prize because it's incredibly valuable to your family... 83 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,720 - Deeply. - ...but absolutely worthless to everybody else. 84 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:17,440 (LAUGHTER) - Can I just point out his marriage was already on the rocks before... 85 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:22,640 - And doesn't that increase the jeopardy? Literally― OK. I was leaving to come to Taskmaster, 86 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:26,000 and my wife said to me, 'You didn't take the birth certificate, did you?' 87 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,400 And I said, 'No.' (LAUGHTER) 88 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,080 - Alice. 89 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:35,840 - Well, Jeremy, I know you love Helsinki, so I've brought in a Fin vacation. 90 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,840 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 91 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,680 - So that's an actual ticket? - Yeah, that's a genuine ticket. 92 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,960 It does, unfortunately, leave from London, so you do have to make your way there. 93 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,080 (LAUGHTER) 94 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:49,120 - How much was the ticket? - Is that relevant? (LAUGHTER) 95 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,200 It was £29. 96 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:56,280 - Bree, what have you brought in? - Jeremy something I know about you is you're a feminist, 97 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:00,560 and I love that about you. Which is why... what rhymes with information? 98 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,360 It's the ultimate symbol of divine creation. 99 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,280 Lactation. 100 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:09,480 - JACK: Oh. Wow. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 101 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,160 - So, is thisyourbreast milk? - That is a great question, Jeremy. I've got it here. 102 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:16,640 - Oh God. 103 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:22,160 - You can actually buy anything on Facebook Marketplace these days. (LAUGHTER) 104 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:27,640 Sarah in Te Atatu, thank you so much. Cheers. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 105 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,720 (COUGHS) It's sour. - It's actually delicious. 106 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,520 I'd― I'd love some. - You're gonna have a hoon? - PAX: Wow. OK. 107 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,600 - I tell ya... (CHEERING) 108 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,000 - Get in there, Jeremy. 109 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:45,280 Get in! - Oh! Down the hatch. (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 110 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:53,440 - Ma-ma. (SUCKS TEETH) - I feel like she's been eating dal. (LAUGHTER) 111 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,440 - Jack. - Yeah. Do you know what a Lynn formation is, Jeremy? 112 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,440 - No. - I gathered a bunch of women called Lynn... 113 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,440 outside Lynn Mall... (LAUGHTER) 114 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,280 ...and got them to stand in formation. 115 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:12,560 There they are, there. Yeah. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 116 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,560 Thank you. Yeah. 117 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:20,520 - Very nice. - Yeah. Incredibly difficult to organise. 118 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:24,720 - So whoever wins this episode takes home the Lynns? 119 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,720 - Absolutely. 120 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,640 - Can I just say that I am so deeply impressed with all of the efforts, 121 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:34,400 but I do actually think if we're looking at monetary value for the prize, 122 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:38,360 I mean, the mannequin leg, £129 wins the― - Jackie, you're getting one point. 123 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,440 - Oh, come on! - You chopped the end of a shin off. (AUDIENCE GROANS) 124 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,640 - Do you know how expensive divorce is gonna be? (LAUGHTER) 125 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,680 - It's going to cost me thousands. 126 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,600 - It is going to cost you thousands, because you got two points for that too. 127 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,920 - (GROANS) No! 128 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:53,680 - Three points for you, Alice. I would have given you more points if you had a return flightin there. 129 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:58,440 Four points for Bree, because I love a bit of breast milk. - Oh, me too. 130 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:02,360 - But I got to say, the Lynns ― inspired. Well done, Jack. Five points for Jack. 131 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:07,240 - Thank you, Jeremy. Wow. - JACKIE: A beautiful effort. A really beautiful effort. 132 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:10,160 - And could we get a season score update, please, Paul? 133 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:14,920 - In first place with 150 points, it's Jackie van Beek. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 134 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,440 - But it's close. It's close. 135 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:22,480 OK, I'm ready for the first proper task of the last episode of the season, Paul. 136 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,000 - It's time to go pig or go home. 137 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,600 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 138 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,640 - Hello, Jackie. - Hi, Paul. 139 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 - Ooh! Arts and crafts. 140 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,560 - Oh, it's an egg. 141 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,560 - (LAUGHS WHEEZILY) 142 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,840 READS: 'Protect the pig.' 143 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,520 - 'You may not move the pig.' 144 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:53,320 - 'You may only use one of the building materials on the plinths.' Ah, I see. 145 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:58,200 - 'If you build with the straws, the big bad wolf will arrive in 18 minutes.' 146 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,800 Ooh, I like the sound of that. 147 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,760 - 'If you build with the sticks, the big bad wolf will arrive in 12 minutes.' 148 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:07,880 - 'And if you build with the bricks―' They're not even bricks; that's just polystyrene. 149 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,800 - 'The big bad wolf will arrive in six minutes.' 150 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,240 - What are you gonna do to the pig? 151 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:17,120 - I'm not gonna do anything. The big bad wolf, though, I can't speak for. - (CHUCKLES) 152 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 153 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,480 - Jackie, have you had some experience with the big bad wolf in the past? 154 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,760 Some kind of sexual experience with him, her or they? 155 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,640 - No. No, I just thought― - You seemed kind of turned on by it. 156 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:32,960 - No, I'm a team player. I was like, I want― I'd love me and the wolf to kind of do this together. 157 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,160 I think maybe I got the wrong end of the stick there. - Yeah. 158 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:39,920 - OK. Should we have a look at them? - First up, it's Jack, Bree and Alice. 159 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,080 - I'm probably gonna go for the sticks. 160 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,880 - I'll go sticks. 161 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,600 - The straws. 162 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,240 - OK. 163 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,760 - It's been a while since I used a hot glue gun. 164 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,480 - Oh shit. Ow! - Try and avoid touching the glue. 165 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,560 - Ah! Ah! 166 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,560 - Ow! That one was hot. Worth it. 167 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,440 - Aargh! - Are you OK? - Yeah. Just general pain. 168 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,280 - What's the general pain? - Just trying to focus on something really hard 169 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,440 with you asking me really annoying questions. 170 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,880 - Ow! Ooh! Ow! 171 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,360 - We're going to go for a big amount across the top. 172 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,320 - What's this you're doing? - Kind of creating a hot barrier. 173 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,400 - This has really not gone according to plan. 174 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,880 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) Tools down. 175 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,560 - Right. Bring on the wolf. 176 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,960 - Don't move. - I don't have a good feeling. 177 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,960 - This is terrifying. 178 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,200 Oh. - Big bad wolf ready for launch. 179 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,840 Three. - Paul, what is that?! 180 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,600 - Two. - You don't have to do this. 181 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,680 - One. - What is it, Paul? Is it a water balloon? 182 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,840 (GROANS IN SLO-MO) 183 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,800 - There's people you can talk― (GROANS IN SLO-MO) 184 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,600 - SLO-MO: Is it a water balloon? 185 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,560 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS) 186 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:47,560 - SLO-MO: There's people you can talk― (GROANS) 187 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:55,120 - He's all right. - You think so? - I think he's just having a nap. 188 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,600 - Are you happy with that? - No. 189 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,880 - Don't touch that. - I was gonna go bury it. 190 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:04,160 - You want to bury the egg? - Well, I kind of want closure. 191 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,280 Would you like to say a few words, Paul? 192 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:13,120 - Rest in peace, pig. I'm sorry that the builder of your house didn't build a more solidhouse. 193 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,080 - Amen. - Amen. - Amen. 194 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,080 - Thank you, Jack. 195 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 196 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:28,320 - You guys know the story of The Three Little Pigs? The whole idea of the story is that the― 197 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:32,520 that the sticks and the straw don't protect the pigs. - Is it? 198 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:36,640 - Oh my God, it is! - The Big Bad Wolf comes and huffs and puffs and blows the sticks 199 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,720 and blows down the straw and... - But I thought they all go down to the market. 200 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,200 - No, that's― that's a different group of pigs. (LAUGHTER) 201 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,640 - I― I didn't stand a chance. 202 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,840 - Well, it's time for an ad break, but don't be gone too long. 203 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:55,120 You know how your mother and I worry about you. We'll see you soon. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 204 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,960 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 205 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 206 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,160 - Hoki mai ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 207 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,320 What were we doing, Paul? 208 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:13,080 - The contestants are building a house to protect the egg pig from the big bad water balloonwolf. 209 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:17,760 - OK, who's up next? - Aspiring architects Assadi and van Beek. 210 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,040 - I'm going sticks. 211 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,320 Oh, no. I'm going bricks. 212 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:24,400 - The bricks, purely because I would like to meet the wolf asap. 213 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,680 - Your time starts... 214 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,360 - ...now. 215 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,040 - Six minutes. 216 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:32,160 - I wonder if I should just wait for the wolf and then do the task when he or she arrives. 217 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,720 - Um, that might be tough. 218 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:38,000 - Ah! This is hot glue. - Yeah, yeah, that'll burn ya. 219 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,400 - This is not good, Paul. 220 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,400 I chose the wrong material. 221 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:46,400 - You've got 4.50. - (INHALES, EXHALES SHARPLY) 222 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,600 - (GROANS) 223 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:52,800 - OK, it's turbo time. - So is this turbo time? - This is turbo time. 224 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,080 - How much time? - 33 seconds. 225 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,480 OK. What is this, a decoy? - This is a decoy. That's right. I'm building a house. 226 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,320 - As soon as there's five seconds, tell me. 227 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,080 - What are you gonna do in that last five seconds? - I'm gonna knock you out. 228 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,080 Ahh! - Five seconds. 229 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,600 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Hands off! 230 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,720 You've gone with your classic decoy house. - Yep. 231 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,920 - Stand on the mat, please. 232 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,280 - Oh no. That's not a wolf. - It is a wolf. 233 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,320 - (GROANS) 234 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,520 (THWONG!) 235 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,400 (GROANS IN SLO-MO) 236 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 237 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,400 It just looks like I've aggressively pissed my pants. 238 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,520 I was, like, making it a sprinkler. (IMITATES SPRINKLER) 239 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,520 - Oh my gosh! Look at it. 240 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,800 Oh, hello! You're fine. 241 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,600 - The pig is alive. 242 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,600 - The pig is safe! 243 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,160 - My pleasure, little one. 244 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,840 - The pig is safe! 245 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,960 It feels good. Do you want to try it? - HALF-HEARTEDLY: The pig is safe. 246 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:02,560 - Come on, man. Really let it go. - SLIGHTLY LOUDER: The pig is safe. 247 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:07,760 - Try one more time. - SIMILARLY: The pig is safe. - So pathetic. 248 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,880 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 249 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,200 - Pax, is it hard when you complete a task so successfully 250 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,760 and then you don't have anybody to celebrate with? - Yeah, it's a real letdown. 251 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,080 I'm also shocked that I did so well in that task, because, genuinely, 252 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,240 all I could think about was how, like, a couple of weeks before, 253 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:28,680 my wife and I were doing The Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood's grandma but in the bedroom. 254 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,320 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) - JACK: Wow. 255 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,640 - That's, like, a variation of our usual, which is refugee and UN agent. That's what we normally― 256 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,160 (LAUGHTER) - JACKIE: That's hot. That's hot. - That's hot, though. 257 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,200 - That's hot. Yeah. - That is hot. - Yeah. 258 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:45,240 My application is usually denied, but, um... - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, I bet it is. 259 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,480 So, we've got Jackie and Pax both saved the pig. 260 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,400 And then obviously Alice, Bree and Jack killed the pig. 261 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,720 I think you guys still deserve some points, because you built a structure, 262 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:59,440 and I think the structures were quite good. I reckon two points for Alice. 263 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,800 Two points for Bree. Two points for Jack. 264 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,680 And I think five points for Jackie. Five points for Pax. 265 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,040 - Nice. - Very nice. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 266 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:11,200 We'll take that. - So, a good time to have some episode scores, I reckon, about now. 267 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:15,080 - In first equal, it's Jack Ansett and Pax Assadi. 268 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - Oh, boys night. - Wow. 269 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:24,760 - How about another task, Paul? - Sure thing, Jeremy. This skat si a tillet rickty. 270 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,040 (GOTHIC THEME MUSIC) 271 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,680 - Hi, Paul. 272 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,960 - Hello, Jackie. 273 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,280 - You sent me over there so I could walk this way. 274 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,240 - Don't bring that up. - OK. 275 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,240 - Hi, Paul! 276 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,640 (LAUGHTER) 277 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,720 - Oh. 278 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,920 - Hold on. What? 279 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,920 - It's on the other side. 280 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,040 READS: 'Brag a flea.' 281 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,160 - 'Setfast is NW.' Don't know what that means. 282 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,840 - 'RU item dartset hewn ouy depone het stak.' 283 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,800 - Huh? 284 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,600 - What in the world? 285 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,080 - Uh, OK, I'm gonna give that a strong pass. 286 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,680 No, thank you. - What? 287 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:12,320 - Not interested. - Not interested. - Don't know what it means. 288 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,320 Lunch? 289 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 290 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,400 - Glad you weren't cracking codes for us on World War II, Jackie. 291 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,800 'Just give it a strong pass. Let's go for lunch.' 292 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,520 - I was completely bamboozled, and I still can't remember whether I worked it out. 293 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:29,440 - The success you've had by not understanding ever what's going on... 294 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,120 (LAUGHTER) ...is astonishing. 295 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,480 - OK, who's up first? 296 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:40,920 - It's our team of three working at their best individually. It's Jack, Jackie and Pax. 297 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,360 - 'Ouy depone het stak.' 298 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,200 What the hell? 299 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,440 - I don't know what any of the words mean. 300 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,120 You're just gonna stare at me? - Yes. 301 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,160 - OK, well, I'm just gonna stare at you until you help me, because you're, um... 302 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,480 you're my assistant, aren't you? - I'm the Taskmaster's assistant. 303 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,600 - Yeah, but you're kind of also my assistant. - Not at all. 304 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,160 - Is this some kind of, like, cryptic thing that I have to figure out? 305 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,520 - It's a puzzle. Yeah? 306 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:07,080 - Oh, OK, maybe every word is just muddled up. That might be it. 307 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,880 - What if I change around the letters? 308 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,280 - OK, let's change around the letters. It's gonna be 'grab'. 309 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,800 - (EXCLAIMS) Grab. 310 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,160 - So, I think it's 'grab a...' 311 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,920 - Grab a flea. 312 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,280 Grab― Grab a leaf. 313 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,480 - Leaf. Grab a leaf. 314 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,800 - Grab a leaf. 315 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,400 - Oh my God. I'm getting this. Oh my God! 316 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,000 - 'Fastest... wins.' (BLEEP)! 317 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,280 Wait, there's more, though. 318 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,000 'Your time 319 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,440 'started when you opened 320 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,440 'the...' 321 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,760 (LAUGHTER) 322 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,680 Aargh! 323 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,680 - Come with me, Paul. 324 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,880 - I've stopped the clock. 325 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 326 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,840 Is that a leaf? - Yeah. 327 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,720 - Stop the clock. 328 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,600 - I have a leaf. - I've stopped the clock. 329 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,800 - Why? - Cos you've completed the task. 330 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,560 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 331 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 332 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:06,800 - Jackie, it all makes sense now. So, you thought Paul was your assistant all along? 333 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,240 - Yeah. - And you must have been really annoyed at him this whole series. 334 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,720 - Well, yeah. I mean, I found him very, like, back and kind of reserved. 335 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,640 - Unhelpful. - Yeah. 336 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,480 - Pax, when you figured it out, instead of sort of running and doing it, 337 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,840 you just sort of took Paul for a little stroll, I noticed. 338 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,800 - Yeah, well, these guys, I think they continued to read, 339 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,520 and I just saw 'grab a leaf,' and I didn't realise that it was a time constraint, 340 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:31,520 so I thought we'd just go for a little― little wee walk to a tree. 341 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,640 - In terms of timings? 342 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,640 - Pax ― 3.19. 343 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,720 - Wow. 344 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,320 - Jackie ― 2.37. - Wow! Whoa. 345 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,720 - Jack ― 2.23. 346 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,240 - No― There's no way. 347 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,240 - What the hell? - OK. 348 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,600 - What? 349 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,800 - What did I do? (LAUGHTER) 350 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:55,040 - We'll be right back after these very direct messages begging you to purchase something. 351 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,520 We'll see you soon. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 352 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,640 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 353 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 354 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,920 - Nau mai ano. 355 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:15,480 Welcome back to Taskmaster, where our comedians are battling it out for a holiday four of them can't use. 356 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,680 What's going on, Paul? 357 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,480 - Our contestants just have to grab a leaf. 358 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:24,880 Unfortunately, there was a mix up at the task printing factory, and the words got scrambled. 359 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:28,640 - OK. - You can't trust child labour. (LAUGHTER) 360 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:33,440 Next up trying to unjumble the words, it's Rebe and Celia. 361 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,880 - Is it just that the words are mixed up? 362 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,360 So what could 'brag' turn in to be? 363 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,320 Grab. 364 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,320 Ooh, grab a something. 365 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,440 - Can I borrow your phone? - I don't have a phone. 366 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,400 - Have you got Wi-Fi? - No. - You've got 4G. 367 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,560 - What do you want me to look up? - Just google 'brag a flea'. 368 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,560 Actually, can you open ChatGPT? 369 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,440 - What could 'flea' turn in to be? 370 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,440 F-E... 371 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,840 We'll leave that one. 'Grab a something.' 372 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:01,200 - What are you gonna do to that one? - Just― Just leaving that one for now, cos I can't figure it out. 373 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,400 - Leave it. 374 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,720 So, you're still trying to Google? - (LAUGHS) 375 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,720 I've never felt more like my parents. 376 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,920 - My mum. I wish I could call my mum. 377 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:14,040 - What would your mum say? - Well, she does these word games every day. 378 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,320 - Can I have my tablet back, please? - No. 379 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,400 (LAUGHTER) 380 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,600 (LAUGHTER) 381 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,880 (LINE RINGS) - Come on, Mum. 382 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:30,120 - Your call has been forwarded― - Thanks a lot, Mum (!) 383 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,480 - Brag a flea. 384 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,640 Do you think it's― I mix― I put the things round in a different order. 385 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,480 - F-E... 386 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,800 L-A. 387 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,360 Fella? - Grab a fella? 388 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,200 - Grab a... 389 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,560 leaf! 390 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,960 Grab a leaf. 391 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,320 - F-E-A-L. 392 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,440 - What's that? - Grab a 'feal'. 393 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,160 Come here, Paul! 394 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,440 (PANTS) 395 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,600 - It's not that. - OK. 396 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,280 - Fastest... 397 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,280 wins. 398 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,040 - L-E-A-F? 399 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,040 Leaf! Grab a leaf! 400 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 - Stop the clock. 401 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,680 - Got it. 402 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,600 'Dear Mum, 403 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,600 'thanks for answering ― 404 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,280 'not!' 405 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,280 Send. 406 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 407 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,680 - Does your mother screen a lot of your calls, Bree? 408 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:32,840 - Um, in fairness to her, it's a good decision, cos most of the time they're prank calls. 409 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,520 (LAUGHTER) 410 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:40,200 - So, Alice, you googled the saying, cos you thought maybe that Paul had got it from the internet. 411 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,800 - I don't know what happened there. (LAUGHTER) 412 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,600 I watched that, and I don't recognise the person. 413 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,600 - I do. (LAUGHTER) 414 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,000 - Well, you don't know your times yet. - Mm. 415 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,000 - And sometimes the end visual can be deceiving. 416 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,120 - Paul, Paul, you wouldn't say something like that to me if you didn't mean it. 417 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:05,240 - What was Alice's time, Paul? - Alice was 8.48. - JACK: Oh... 418 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,720 - And Bree ― 13.42. (LAUGHTER) 419 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,280 - Oh... 420 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,600 - Thanks a lot, Mum (!) (LAUGHTER) 421 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,520 - So, that's one point for Bree, two points for Alice, 422 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:20,800 three points for Pax, four points for Jackie, and five points for Jack Ansett. 423 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,080 - Wow. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 424 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,000 - OK, I am ready for another task, Paul. 425 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,560 - It's our last task from the beautiful Rainbow's End. - Oh God. 426 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:31,960 - And in this one, things could get a little bit bumpy. 427 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,080 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 428 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,040 - Oh. 429 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,040 - Paul? 430 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,160 - No Paul. 431 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,680 That makes me nervous in my funny places. 432 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,680 (LAUGHTER) 433 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,640 - Oh, I ripped it. 434 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,000 - READS: 'Bump Paul's boat.' 435 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,040 Paul? 436 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,040 (MOTOR REVS) 437 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,400 OK. That's Paul. 438 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,040 - 'Fastest to bump Paul's boat wins.' 439 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,120 - Your time starts...' 440 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,360 - ...when you hear the horn.' 441 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,440 - Oh, this is gonna be fun! 442 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,160 - I don't know how to drive one of― I don't know how to drive one of these things. 443 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,840 - All righty. Paul. 444 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:11,680 - Oh shit. 445 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,680 Oh Jesus! 446 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,280 - OK. I don't know how to work this thing. 447 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,320 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 448 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,880 - Whoa. 449 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,360 - This seems like some fun for the last film task of the season. 450 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:28,400 I can smell the chlorine, and I can smell the two-stroke. 451 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,000 - This task fills me with dread. (LAUGHTER) - Yeah. 452 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,880 - Who are we gonna see first? - She was born to sail the seas. 453 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,760 It's Breeze Tomasail. (LAUGHTER) 454 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,240 - ON RADIO: Paul, are you ready to be my little bitch? - ON RADIO: Not at all. 455 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,400 - Oh, Pauly, Pauly, Pauly, Pauly. 456 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,480 Oh, Pauly, Pauly, Pauly. 457 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:54,040 Let's make a deal. I'll give you 50 bucks if you let me bump you. 458 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,080 - Tempting. How long do I have to stay still for? 459 00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,680 - I'm gonna say at least two minutes. Is that a deal? - Yeah, we got a deal. 460 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,680 - Whoo! Hot doggy. 461 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:09,680 I wanna get this done, Paul. My crotch is getting wet and not in a good way. 462 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,560 - What was that? 463 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,560 - I got you now, Pauly! 464 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,160 Oh, you bastards. 465 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,120 Paul, what happened to our deal? 466 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,720 Now my bumper boat's on the piss. 467 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,680 Paul, I'm gonna get back in the boat. You should come back down here. 468 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,680 - I'll think about it. 469 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,640 Are you gonna leave me hanging, Paul? 470 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,840 - You left me hanging. - Hey! I'm here. Paul! 471 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,560 Fist bump. 472 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,560 Yeah! 473 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,040 Taking ya home to the light house, Paul. 474 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,280 That's not (BLEEP) Paul. 475 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,600 (LAUGHTER) 476 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,080 That... (LAUGHS) is not Paul! 477 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,960 That's not Paul! 478 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,840 There's Paul right there! 479 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,320 (LAUGHS) 480 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,880 (DING!) 481 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,760 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 482 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,080 - I've stopped the clock. 483 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,760 - The whole time? - I was just waiting for you. 484 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,600 (MOTOR REVS) 485 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - Oh... 486 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,280 - I was in there for ages. - Oh... my... God. 487 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,120 - Phenomenal camouflage, Paul. 488 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,040 Very impressive. - Yeah. 489 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,120 - This must have been a frustrating task, Bree. 490 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:03,640 - Honestly, this one nearly broke me. (BLEEP) you and your whole family, Paul. 491 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,600 (LAUGHTER) 492 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:10,600 - At one point, you got out of the boat, but you had no plan of how you were gonna get back in, 493 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,960 and the boat was... just spinning around and around. 494 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:18,320 - I will say we did make a deal. You said you... (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 495 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,640 - Oh... 496 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:24,800 - You― You said you'd give me, I think, $50 if I stayed still for a bit. 497 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,800 (LAUGHTER) 498 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,240 - (LAUGHS) 499 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,920 - Come and see me after the show. (LAUGHTER) 500 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,680 - OK, in terms of timing, Paul... - 20.57. 501 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:40,480 - All right, before we carry on, let's take a few minutes for the opposite of camouflage ― 502 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,680 advertisements. A kua nei. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 503 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,840 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 504 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,640 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 505 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 506 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,040 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. 507 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,280 What's all this I'm hearing about bumper boats, Paul? 508 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:05,160 - Well, Jeremy, our contestants are attempting to bump me in a bumper boat. 509 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:11,000 - Who's up next, Paul? - These guys love being grouped together. It's Jack, Pax and Jackie. 510 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000 - I'm comin', Paul. I'm gonna get ya. 511 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,440 (LAUGHTER) 512 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,080 - Why am I spinning? 513 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,640 - Why is it spinning? 514 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,640 - Why am I spinning? 515 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,400 - Paul! 516 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,800 - What do you want? 517 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,840 - Can you come here? I need to tell you something. 518 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,640 - Paul, I'm just gonna come and have a little chat to you. 519 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,560 - Come here. I wanna tell you something. 520 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:44,120 - You can just tell me through the walkie-talkie. We're connected by walkie-talkies. 521 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,320 (LAUGHTER) 522 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,120 - I feel like you have a faster one. 523 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,760 - Mine's actually slower, if you can believe it. 524 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,120 - Paul, just come here. Paul. 525 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,120 - Why am I going that way? 526 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,280 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 527 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,120 (MOTOR REVS) 528 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:03,680 OK, here we go. I got you now, Paul. I got you now, Paul. 529 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,560 - I think it'd be more fun if you waited a little bit. 530 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,920 - I feel like this is it. I feel like this is it. 531 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,320 - I don't feel like this is it. 532 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,080 - No! 533 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,760 - I'm just gonna― I won't tag you. I won't tag you. 534 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,320 - I'm getting closer, Paul. I can feel it. 535 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,640 - I feel like you're getting further away. 536 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,920 - I can feel it. I can feel it. 537 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,600 I can feel it. 538 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,480 - OK. I mean, he's not playing ball. 539 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,400 - Can someone please go get my cell phone and pass it to me? I've got an idea. 540 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,400 Yeah. 541 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,240 - I'm comin', Paul! 542 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,680 I'm comin! 543 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,680 Aargh! 544 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,400 - Paul, no. 545 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,920 - Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Come here! 546 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,920 No! No way! 547 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,960 - Oh, thank God. 548 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 - Yes! 549 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,520 - Hey, Paul, stop the time. 550 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,320 - What do you mean 'stop the task'? 551 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,240 - I just bumped a message you sent me on Facebook. 552 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,600 I bumped it. 553 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,520 Do you see it? 554 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,040 - I bumped you. - You bumped me? 555 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,200 You definitely bumped me? - I bumped you. 556 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,200 - Do you see that? 557 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,320 (MOTOR REVS) 558 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,040 See it? 559 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,320 Double-whammy. 560 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,400 - Are you happy with that? 561 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,360 - Yeah, I think so, yeah. 562 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,480 - I bumped you, dude. 563 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:32,160 - Well, we've got cameras, so if you didn't bump me, we'll know you didn't bump me. 564 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,640 - Wait a minute. 565 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,520 Can you lift your visor? 566 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,680 - What do you mean? 567 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,240 - Can you―? Can you lift your visor up? 568 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,960 - I don't know what you're talking about. 569 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,720 - Your― Your leg is a lot thinner than I remember. 570 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,000 - My legs look regular to me. 571 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,800 - OK. 572 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,800 (LAUGHTER) 573 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,560 (APPLAUSE) 574 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:56,920 - Oh man. 575 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,520 - Jackie, you're saying 'why am I turning in circles' ― you were steering the boat. 576 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:05,320 - I know. I― Yeah. I... I am stunned. I'm sorry. I'm stunned. That was genius. 577 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,480 - Well, Pax just about bumped Paul by accident. 578 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,680 - I-I actually wanna cry. - Yeah, I-I... I think I've hit a low. 579 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,200 - I'm so stressed right now. 580 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,720 - You were right beside him, and then you looked at his leg, and you thought, 'That's not Paul's leg,' 581 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,720 but then Paul went, 'Yes, it is,' and you went, 'Oh, OK.' 582 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:25,120 - I just thought, like, maybe that day, felt a little bit anaemic. (LAUGHTER) 583 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,480 - This is what gets me about this show, and I wish I could now start the show now knowing what I know 584 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,040 is that nothing is what it seems. - JACK: No. 585 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,640 - And I know you more, and I know that you're just, like, a deceitful... 586 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,120 - ...little shit. - ...little shit. 587 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,760 - You're a little shit. - You're a little shit. 588 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,040 - You're a piece of shit! - You're trying to trick us and embarrass us on television. 589 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,200 - (BLEEP) you and your whole family! - And I'm sick of your shit, Paul! 590 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,880 I'm sick of your shit! - Get outta here! Go! (LAUGHTER) 591 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,320 - I was gonna say this is the last taped task, 592 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:54,160 and I was gonna ask if you had any reflections on your time on the show. 593 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,920 - You know what my reflection is, Jeremy? Go (BLEEP) yourself. (LAUGHTER) 594 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,840 - Wow. - So, one thing to note ― 595 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:05,200 to bump a message is, obviously, to, um, you know, sort of bring back an old message, 596 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,880 but he― he bumped his own message. (LAUGHTER) 597 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,880 - Oh man! 598 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,520 - Aargh! 599 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,400 - This is the first time in the series where I support Jack's outrage. 600 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,280 - Yeah, I do support that. - Yeah. 601 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,320 - Um, OK, let's talk about some times. - Times? 602 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,640 - Yeah. - Jack didn't bump me. 603 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,920 He took 19.42. - (GASPS) - Wow. 604 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,800 - Jackie also didn't bump me. 6.24. 605 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,800 (LAUGHTER) 606 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,800 Pax ― 21.33. 607 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,760 But, again, he did not bump me. - Right, OK. 608 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,080 So, there is one person who we haven't shown yet. - Yes. 609 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,680 - Let's go to break. (LAUGHTER) 610 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:53,800 - She loves to be out on the water so much she can't even spell her name without the 'C'. 611 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,640 It's Alice. 612 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,720 (MOTOR WHIRRS) 613 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,720 - Paul, can you hear me? 614 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,200 - Yes. 615 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,000 - Don't be a little bitch. Come and bump me. 616 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,720 - What are you doing now? 617 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,280 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 618 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,720 - (BLEEP). (LAUGHS WHEEZILY) 619 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,240 - Is there a ghost driving your bumper boat? 620 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,240 - (LAUGHS) 621 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,400 Those are all mine! If you bump any of those... 622 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,560 - So you think if any of these boats bump me, that counts as you bumping me? 623 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,120 - Yeah, that's it. That's game over. 624 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,120 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 625 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,080 (GRUNTS) 626 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,360 - So, what's the plan here ― you're trying to bump me with this ring? 627 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,040 - Aargh! 628 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,440 - Are you enjoying this task? 629 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,600 - Who are you? 630 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,720 Oh... 631 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,880 Oh! 632 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,800 (LAUGHTER) 633 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,800 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 634 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,040 Oh! (BLEEP)! 635 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,440 I'm so annoyed. 636 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,680 I'm in over my head. 637 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,040 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 638 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,360 (LAUGHTER) 639 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,160 Paul. - Yeah. 640 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,440 - I broke the boat. 641 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,520 (LAUGHS) 642 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,520 Oh shit. 643 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,160 Oh, I really (BLEEP)ed it. 644 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,320 (LAUGHTER) 645 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,680 Come here. Come here. 646 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,680 Come here! 647 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,120 Bump. I just bumped you. 648 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,840 - So, you bumped me by throwing a stone at me? - Yeah. 649 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,000 - And you think that constitutes a bump? 650 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,480 - Do you not think that counts? - It'll be up to the Taskmaster. 651 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,880 - Well, I want your opinion. - I don't have an opinion. 652 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,240 - Well, (BLEEP)ing have an opinion. - If you're happy with that, you can go. 653 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,640 - Well, I'm nothappywith it. 654 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,840 - Thank you, Alice. 655 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 656 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,080 - JACKIE: Wow. 657 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,080 - Wow. - Well, you tried. 658 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,600 - (BLUBBERS LIPS) (LAUGHTER) 659 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:33,360 Watching that footage back, I did notice that those boats I released did bump him. 660 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,520 - They did some near, and I-I did lean out, and I-I pushed one away, but― 661 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,760 - That's a bump. 662 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,520 - You were not in any of those boats. You released a whole lot of boats... 663 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,120 - Jeremy, the boats were there on my behalf. 664 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,840 - You released a whole lot of boats, and, actually, hold on. 665 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:52,880 You also broke one of the bumper boats with some terrible loose rope work. 666 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,680 Have you paid for that yet? 667 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,880 - I was told that was covered by insurance. (LAUGHTER) 668 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:04,040 - So, how long was Alice faffing around in the thing for? - Her attempt lasted 25.18. 669 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:08,960 And, yeah, she did throw a small pebble that did hit me. 670 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,480 Thoughts on that. 671 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,480 - No. (LAUGHTER) 672 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 - I threw the pebble. 673 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,480 - By that stage, you were desperate. - I don't deny that. (LAUGHS) 674 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,560 - I don't feel like zero points is fair for the people who didn't bump. 675 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:28,200 I'm happy to give everyone who didn't bump one, and then five points for Bree, who bumpedyou. 676 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,480 - JACK: Wow. Incredible. - OK. - JACKIE: Shot, Bree. 677 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,640 - Thank you. Thank you. - That was awesome. - Well done, Bree. 678 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:37,480 - Right, season six of Taskmaster is almost over, but I've found a way to drag it out a little bit longer. 679 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:44,480 It involves playing some ads. We'll see you on the other side. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 680 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,880 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 681 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 682 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:58,040 - Kia ora ano. Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster. 683 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:03,680 It's almost time to hand out my golden noggin, which makes for a great stand for your headphones 684 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,360 and a rather distracting hood ornament. 685 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,080 There's still one more task to complete, but before we get to that, 686 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,960 Paul, can we have a scoreboard update for the episode? 687 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,240 - He's going out with a bang. With 13 points, it's Jack Ansett. 688 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,600 - Ooh! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 689 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:25,800 - All right, everyone, head up to the stage for the final task of the season. 690 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 691 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,520 OK, Paul, who's reading out the final task? - Alice Snedden. 692 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,840 - READS: 'Build a paper plane and fly it the furthest. 693 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:42,880 'Your plane must resemble a plane. Each round, the shortest distance will be eliminated. 694 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,400 'Each round, your building time will be halved.' 695 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,040 - I take it you've all made paper planes. - You were good. 696 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:54,400 - Paul and I spent literally 22 minutes watching a paper airplane tutorial, 697 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,720 and I made an incredible paper plane that impressed the whole crowd. 698 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,480 You had to be there. (LAUGHTER) 699 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,880 - Obviously, it is permissible if you wanna check out the expertise of the other players, 700 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,760 or would that be seen as 'sneaky'? 701 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,320 - You've got two minutes. You can definitely take a peek. 702 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,560 - Yeah, cos I'm really starting with nothing. 703 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,960 Oh, come on, man. (LAUGHTER) 704 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,120 Oh my God! (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 705 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,000 OK. 706 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,280 - Are you ready? - Yes. 707 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,560 - On my whistle. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 708 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 709 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:29,240 (LAUGHTER) 710 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,520 - Come on, man. - I will fart. 711 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,800 - 40 seconds. 712 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,960 Wow, Jack, very sleek. 713 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,200 (CHEERING) 714 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,560 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 715 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:47,440 Paper plane down. Place it on the plinth, please, Jackie. - BREE: Aww, Jackie. 716 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,040 - Oh, I feel bad now, Jackie. 717 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,320 - OK, we're gonna start with Alice. 718 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,720 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 719 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,400 - Oh, m.... (LAUGHTER) 720 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,640 (APPLAUSE) - BREE: Oh no. 721 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,240 (LAUGHTER) 722 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,240 - Bree. - JACK: Go, Bree. 723 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,600 Yes! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 724 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,800 - Thank you. - Very nice. 725 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,800 - Jack. 726 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,280 (CHEERING) 727 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,960 - JACKIE: Holy. 728 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,800 - Jackie. 729 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,800 - If you beat me... 730 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,680 (CHEERING) 731 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,680 - JACK: Oh, it's further than Alice. - BREE: Oh no! 732 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,760 - Pax. - (EXHALES DEEPLY) 733 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,920 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 734 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,880 - Alice Snedden, you have been eliminated. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 735 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,920 You have one minute on my whistle. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 736 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,200 - Jackie, learn what― Learn can from me, Jackie. - JACKIE: Oh, thank you so much. 737 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,200 (CHEERING) 738 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,240 So you fold it in half. 739 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,560 - You have 30 seconds. - Shit. Oh no! 740 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,960 - 12 seconds. - Oh my God. 741 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,400 - I've gone for an Airbus 320. (LAUGHTER) 742 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,200 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) Stop. 743 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,840 Pax, hands away. 744 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,120 Jackie, hands away. 745 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,000 We'll start with Bree. (CHEERING) 746 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,600 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 747 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,440 - It's all right. It's all right. 748 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,400 - Jack. 749 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,400 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 750 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,120 (APPLAUSE) - JACK: Ooh. 751 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,960 Too high. 752 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,240 - Jack's is currently further. 753 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,800 - BREE: Come on, Jackie. - OK. How many chances do I get? 754 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,080 - Just the one. - Goddamn it! (LAUGHTER) 755 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,160 - PAX: Go, plane. - JACK: Yeah! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 756 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,640 - I got it off the stage! 757 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:37,440 - Huge improvement. - I'm actually so proud of you. - Thank you so much. 758 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,640 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 759 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 760 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,360 Oh no. 761 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,640 Oh, Pax. 762 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,000 - Pax, you are eliminated. 763 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 - Jackie... 764 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,360 go and fulfil your destiny... 765 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,680 of... 766 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,880 coming third. (LAUGHTER) 767 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,240 - You have 30 seconds. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 768 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,240 - Go there. Yep, yup. Go there. 769 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,960 There. Yup. Do another fold that way. 770 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,920 - 13 seconds. - Create wings with that side. 771 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,160 - Like that? - Nah, nah, nah, nah. Even. Even. Nah, nah, back, back, back. 772 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,840 Bring it all the way to there. (WHISTLE TRILLS) 773 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,840 - Jackie, hands away. 774 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,640 - JACK: That was hard. - It's good. It's good. It's better than anything you've ever done. 775 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,840 (LAUGHTER) 776 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,320 - Bree will be throwing first. 777 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,400 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 778 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 779 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,120 Jack Ansett. 780 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,080 (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) 781 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,080 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 782 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:41,880 - Jackie, this is― No pressure. No pressure. - You can do this, Jackie. 783 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,040 (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) 784 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,040 - BREE: I can't watch. 785 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,320 (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC) 786 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,600 - SLO-MO: No. 787 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,080 Go. Go! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 788 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,240 - It's amazing! - Bree Tomasel is eliminated. 789 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,560 - How much time? - 15 seconds. 790 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,440 - Jesus! - Jackie, do you remember the process? 791 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,000 - No, you know my brain. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 792 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,280 - I learn it new every time. (LAUGHTER) 793 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,760 - I don't know how you're winning this show. (LAUGHTER) 794 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,760 - OK. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 795 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,560 - OK, two small― No, no, no, no. What are you doing? Two small folds. 796 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,880 No, no, no, no, no. Triangles! - 10 seconds. 797 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,840 - Triangles! - I can't. I can't. 798 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,240 - Triangle. - Five... 799 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,800 - Then fold it. - ...four... 800 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,480 - Aargh! - ...three... - And then fold. 801 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,480 - ...two, one. - Fold. 802 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,640 (WHISTLE TRILLS) 803 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,280 - Oh... - OK. This is the grand final. 804 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,280 - OK. 805 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,440 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 806 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 807 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,160 - Oh, it's gonna be hard. 808 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,520 You can do it, Jackie. - ALICE: That's a good throw. 809 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,920 - Jackie. - OK. Feeling good. 810 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,600 (LAUGHTER, CHEERING) 811 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:56,520 OK. I think the thing to remember is that I've learnt a lot. It's been a fun journey. 812 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,960 It's a flick of the wrist and a little bit of the forearm. I got it. 813 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,960 (CHEERING) 814 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,400 (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC) 815 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,400 (LAUGHTER) 816 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 817 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,280 - All right. Come on down, everyone. 818 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:16,080 We'll score it and find out who's the winner of season six. 819 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,200 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 820 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,080 Let's score the live task. 821 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,120 - One point for Alice. 822 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,120 Two points for Pax. 823 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,640 Three points for Bree. 824 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,160 Four points for Jackie. 825 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,680 And five points for Jack Ansett. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 826 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,480 - OK, Paul, what about episode 10? 827 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:40,720 - The winner of episode 10 with 18 points is Jack Ansett. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 828 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:47,120 - Congratulations, Jack. Please go and enjoy your information-rhyming items. 829 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 830 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,280 - Ah... Wow. 831 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,480 Wow. 832 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,120 - Drink it! (LAUGHS) 833 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,720 (QUIRKY THEME MUSIC) 834 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:07,080 - The moment of truth. It's time to announce the winner of season six. 835 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,160 And what a season it's been. We've had climaxes and clowns. 836 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:18,000 We've had hidden Pauls, hidden cakes and balls that weren't hidden; they just rolled away. 837 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 And it's all led to this. 838 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:27,000 Paul, could you please read out the scores and announce the official winner of Taskmaster season six. 839 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,400 - In fifth place, with a very respectable 137 points, 840 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:34,600 Pax Assadi. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 841 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,480 Just ahead of him on 144, 842 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,560 Alice Snedden. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 843 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,440 With a bronze medal and 154 points, 844 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:48,120 Bree Tomasel. - (MOUTHS) (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 845 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,160 - I love you. - Love you. 846 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,440 - In second place with 160 points... 847 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,320 Jack Ansett. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 848 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:03,560 The winner of Taskmaster New Zealand season six with 164 points 849 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,560 is Jackie van Beek! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 850 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,960 - Thank you. 851 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,120 - Congratulations, Jackie. Well done. That's yours. 852 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,640 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. - Well done. 853 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,680 - Whoa! It's heavy. - There you are. 854 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,680 - Thank you very much! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 855 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,680 - PAX: Jackie! 856 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:30,200 - Please join me in offering a huge congratulations to the winner of this season, Jackie vanBeek. 857 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 858 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,960 Thank you so much for joining us. We'll see you again soon. 859 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,960 Goodnight. Po manahau. 860 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,520 ('TASKMASTER' THEME MUSIC) 861 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,280 Well done. 862 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,680 Well done, Jack. - Well done. 863 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,360 - Well done, Jackie. - Thank you. 864 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,360 - That was so good. 865 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,440 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2025