♪ They turn to the right ♪ ♪ and *wink* *wink* ♪
MAAAAAARKL!!!
How did this become a horror movie all of a sudden?
It was quite the experience, a [psychedelic] trip.
"Simplify to the max"
Good evening! I am Vasco Palmeirim and this is Taskmaster,
the show on RTP that, every week, makes five people ask themselves
the same question that Vítor Norte asks in the movie "Monsanto" [about a former soldier in the Colonial War]
"Why did nobody tell me this would stay with me forever?!"
In the next hour and a half we will watch challenges
that test the intelligence, wit, patience and sanity
of the five players sitting in front of me.
By my side, as always, the man with the charm of George Clooney,
the helpfulness of a boy scout
and the legs of a G.I. Joe. It's Nuno Markl!
Nice calves!
My dear Nuno, the question is: How are you tonight?
I am well. I was in my dressing room doing what the great stars do.
Doing drugs and breaking things.
Could you elaborate?
No. We huge, sexy idols like to maintain some secrecy and mystery.
No, I insist that you be specific. You took drugs and smashed things?
I took paracetamol because I had a bit of a headache.
And I've been eating walnuts...
Damn nuts were hard to crack, it took two nutcrackers,
because the first one broke.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
But mind you, I took two paracetamol pills! - You're insane!
Nuno Markl, ladies and gentlemen!
After this, it is time to introduce the contestants for this evening.
We begin with an actress, a beautiful actress.
One of the biggest sorrows of her life was when she was not cast for the series "Inspector Max." [light-hearted series about a police dog]
Because of that, German Shepherds dropped two positions in her favourite dog breed ranking,
behind the Pinscher and the Chinese Crested Dog.
It's Inês Aires Pereira!
It's true.
After Inês we have a professional comedian.
On a personal level, he is married and father of four children.
Regarding marriage, he says the part about "until death do us part" should be revised
because, in his words, people nowadays live a long time.
It's Gilmário Vemba!
One more actress, one of the best in this country.
When asked about her favourite place, she elected Bali.
By the way, we have to hurry
because she's catching the 11:45 bus from Campo Grande to Indonesia.
It's Jessica Athayde!
He's a singer, and says that when one is young, one talks about women,
when middle-aged, one talks about restaurants,
and when you're old, about medical prescriptions.
So, in a few years, we'll get songs from this man like,
♪ Stupidly Constipated ♪ [reference to Toy's 'Estupidamente Apaixonado' (Stupidly in Love)]
And also, my favourite,
♪ I'm gonna buy, I'm gonna take ♪
♪ anxiety pills to sleep, all night long ♪ [reference to Toy's 'Coração Não Tem Idade' (Heart Has No Age)]
It's Toy!
Every week, in that last chair, we welcome a guest that completes this wonderful quintet.
Today we have an actress who started as a ballet dancer.
Once, during a show in a room with lots of humidity,
her colleagues on stage all began to fall down.
She laughed so hard that she peed down her legs.
Legend has it, this was the first time that the swans had an actual lake.
It's Carla Andrino!
We always start Taskmaster with our prize task.
Nuno, tell us, what was asked of our five?
Today we asked our contestants to bring a picture, but not just any picture.
We wanted to see the most surprising pictures of themselves.
Let's imagine that Markl was a contestant. If Markl submitted this picture...
I would award him points.
A unicorn?
I would.
Inês Aires Pereira, what did you bring?
It was very hard, because I couldn't bring the really surprising ones.
Like puking in a ditch, or peeing somewhere...
Those pictures exist?
Who doesn't have them?
Who was never caught...? [retching sound]
Or...
Having a picture taken, while shitting in a ditch?
It has happened to lots of people. I'm not the only one...
It never happened to me! - Me neither...
Look, then you haven't really lived your youth.
So what did you bring? Can we see?
It's me disguised as, as... my brother, perhaps?
I really look like a man, don't I? - You do.
So this is Inês' most surprising picture. A round of applause for Inês Aires Pereira.
I should have brought the one of me shitting in a ditch? To get the 5 points?
Gilmário Vemba, your picture please. What did you bring?
I brought a picture that shows the evolution...
of my income over the years...
However, notice.
Where is he the happiest?
In the first one. #money-doesn't-bring-happiness
Thank you! A round of applause for Gilmário.
Jessica, are you confident in your picture? - Not at all.
Let me explain.
It's only surprising because I went to search in old photo albums.
And I don't get the reason to keep a picture like this.
Why would you keep a picture like this in an album?
The child screaming... And yes, it's me.
I am trying to see the similarities between the baby and Jessica.
Do you believe it? It's Jessica, right? - Yes, it's me.
Jessica's reaction to some of tasks was more or less this.
A round of applause for Jessica. Thank you, Jessica.
Thanks for sharing.
Toy. - Pictures are complicated...
You must have a lot of pictures.
"Not this one, it's your bad side." "Not this one, you look ugly."
It was supposed to be surprising. Are you going to surprise me or not?
This was maybe 25 kg ago,
at Figueirinha beach, in Setúbal, maybe '86 or '87.
It's me and my brother-in-law. - And what kind of swimsuit?
It was Speedos!
Toy Toy, Toy-Toy-Toy, Toy-Toy-Toy-Toy, Toy Toy!
You're the one on the left? - Yes.
The one on the right is my brother-in-law. He's going to kill me when he sees this.
Because he's slouching like this...
What about nowadays on the beach? Speedos or swim trunks?
Trunks... - You look so good in Speedos.
[Inês] I like Speedos... - [Toy] Me too.
I like a lot of things, thank God...
A round of applause for Toy and his Speedos.
Hello, Carla! - Hello.
How are you tonight? - I'm in a good mood.
I want to be in a good mood because of your picture. Is an introduction needed?
I was on the beach in 2016. It was very hot,
and there was this lady selling Berliner doughnuts [traditional on Portuguese beaches]
in the sun, loaded with stuff.
And I thought, it must be such a hard job,
so I offered to help her sell the doughnuts.
Wonderful!
So that's my dear Laidinha. Portimão beach, 2016.
We sold many doughnuts, and we became close friends.
Did anyone say, "Funny, you look like Carla Andrino"?
Yes, that happened. I told them it was me but they didn't believe me.
So I have to rate your pictures here.
Gilmário Vemba, you know that the Taskmaster is someone who digs deep.
The Taskmaster wants to know more about you.
I was extremely saddened by something.
If you search "Gilmário Vemba" on Google Images, that picture comes up.
I do not want that. I want something just for me.
I want dedication, Gilmário Vemba.
I want something that the country, the world, has never seen before.
So I'm giving you a single point.
Very well. - Very good.
Jessica liked that...
[Inês] He accepts things very well...
He does. Just because of that- No, just kidding, you get 1 point.
Don't look at me! - I won't look at you then.
It's to me? - 2 points to Jessica.
Carla, it was a very noble thing to do,
but considering what I know about you, it doesn't surprise me at all.
So you get 3 points.
I'm giving 4 points to Toy, and 5 to Inês for being a fairly handsome man.
Let's have our first look at the scores.
In the lead is Inês, with 5 points.
Next is Toy, with 4 points.
Carla Andrino, in the middle with 3 points.
2 points to Jessica Athayde.
And in last, very far down, Gilmário Vemba.
I know that the next task was very special for you, wasn't it?
It was. And first of all, Vasco, I want to thank you for the idea of this task.
The idea?
And only the idea. Nothing more.
Hello.
Let's see what awaits me here today.
As DJ Khaled would say, "Another one."
I won't even sit down.
Going to open it here...
So beautiful.
"Give Markl a special treat." [could also be translated as 'cuddle']
"Most special treat wins."
"You have 20 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
Is this not just a plan for him to get cuddles?
And he created a new challenge here.
Feeling needy.
A treat/cuddle for Markl?
I'm always exasperating him. It would be good to be nice to him.
Four children. I should know how to give cuddles.
Gilmário, if you have 4 children, it's because you know how to cuddle very well...
"Give Markl a special treat."
I don't understand what's so bad about this.
It's a special treat for you. You complain too much...
Vasco, if you had given this task to my girlfriend,
or to my mother, or to my son, I would be super relaxed.
But you gave it to this group of individuals...
And what does that mean?
It means terror, pure and unadulterated terror.
But things started relatively sweet, with Gilmário and Inês.
He offered me comedy, and she offered me...
I don't really know what she offered me.
Let's watch.
Hello, Nuno.
Wow! How nice!
Welcome, old Nuno.
I think that when we want to pamper someone, we have to give the best we have.
The thing that we like the most.
Unfortunately, my wife is not available.
So you are getting some jokes instead.
It is an honour to be working here with you.
Thank you, for me too.
We have things in common. Like children...
Even though I have more kids than you.
That was strange to me, because I know that you like LEGO.
So I thought: for a person who likes to fit parts together, maybe you should do it more.
Do I have to wear this? - Yes.
To be more appropriate.
I like movies. I thought I was like a movie buff.
It turns out, I just really like them.
Because, talking with you,
I noticed that you know things about movies that nobody cares about.
Like who's the director of photography.
I didn't even know there was somebody taking photos in movies.
We can enjoy the sounds of nature. Of water, for example.
I started watching movies at a time when nobody in the country [Angola] spoke English,
so we were focused on the action.
Our movies had to be about fighting, or war.
War was good, because we could identify with
what was happening outside, in our country.
Thank you for this.
You have a very stressful life, right? - Right.
And imagine our pain when we went to see 'Titanic'.
Two hours waiting for the fighting, and nothing.
Maaaarkl...
Imagine watching those American movies with Samuel L. Jackson
who is always saying "muthafucka, muthafucka, muthafucka..."
At some point, there were so many "muthafuckas",
that I thought that was the artist's name.
"This guy has to be 'Muthafucka'!"
Suddenly, someone pulls a gun, looks at him and says,
"Die, muthafucka! Bam! Bam!"
And I said, "They killed the artist!" [possibly meant to say "They killed Muthafucka!"]
♪ Markl... ♪
No, it has to be 'Marklé'...
♪ Marklé, because 'Markl' ♪ ♪ doesn't rhyme with anything ♪
♪ And 'Marklé' rhymes with 'pé' [foot] ♪
♪ It's your foot odour [chulé] ♪
♪ Marklé, how's it going? [como é que é?] ♪
I'm super relaxed.
Thank you very much, 'Uncle' Nuno.
This was my treat... - Thank you, Gilmário.
A big hug!
Thank you.
Did you like my treat? - I loved it.
It's like I'm rejuvenated.
Nuno Markl, you shouldn't complain.
We'll get to Inês, but Gilmário gave you an exclusive stand-up act
with a great text, delivery... - Good popcorn...
Gilmário, you also have a lot of confidence in yourself.
If you want to give a special treat to Markl, you give him what you do best.
Are you happy with your performance?
Yes, anything, so long as it pays for my kids' school.
Inês, on the other hand, didn't give you humour [humor], but love [amor].
Yes, but she scared me when she threw petals at me.
Inês put together a little spa with everything there is in the best hotels in the world.
We saw the famous tea... - Yes.
The traditional petals... - Right.
The traditional candle, the traditional megaphone...
And the famous ukulele, that is used for the songs usually sung in spas.
How did that song go? I didn't understand.
♪ It has to be 'Marklé' ♪ ♪ because 'Markl' doesn't rhyme with anything ♪
♪ 'Marklé' rhymes with 'pé' [foot] ♪
It's catchy... - Yes, the lyrics are simple.
Everything for my Nuno.
I think Inês is addicted to the megaphone.
Any task from Inês has to include the megaphone.
Inês doesn't need a megaphone to shout very loudly.
The whole world knows.
For me, the combo Inês-megaphone was... I was shitting myself!
But I surprised you. - Right, right.
Nuno, who's next?
Well, I never thought that this sentence would come out of my mouth.
Neither on a TV programme, nor in life itself, but...
But Vasco, now it's time for a strong cuddle from Toy.
Hi there.
Hi there. Welcome, to these fantastic chambers.
You are so important in my life nowadays, in this precise moment...
♪ Oh Nuno, ♪ ♪ don't let anyone mistreat you ♪
♪ Oh Nuno, you know there's always someone ♪
♪ to give you chocolate ♪
♪ Oh Nuno, just like you ♪ ♪ it's so sweet ♪
♪ Oh Nuno, put in your mouth ♪ ♪ this little treat ♪
♪ Sitting down, eating ♪
♪ Delicately, with pleasure ♪
♪ I hope that this sweet ♪ ♪ is for you a great treat ♪
♪ With treats, life is built, ♪ ♪ so long as they're given by Toy ♪
♪ With this treat I say goodbye, ♪ ♪ and I'll tell you now ♪
♪ Eating chocolate doesn't make you fat, ♪ ♪ there's no danger because this one is light ♪
♪ It should be... ♪ ♪ I hope it was very pleasurable ♪
♪ Believe me my friend, I'm concluding ♪ ♪ because this treat I wanted to give you... ♪
♪ I repeat, let nobody mistreat you ♪ ♪ and savour my chocolate ♪
♪ Keep eating, and I'll keep saying ♪ ♪ what's in my soul ♪
♪ But take it easy ♪ ♪ eating that whole thing ♪
A hug.
I'm emotional. Will you autograph this for me?
Sure, that's for you. - Thank you very much.
The chocolate is good.
What a great song.
Usually, you sing for thousands of people.
This time, only for Nuno Markl, in front of you.
I was very honoured. - I'm almost sure that Markl likes chocolate. Right?
I do. In fact, my belly confirms it.
And that chocolate was good.
It was good chocolate, Toy. Thanks for the choice.
What was best? The chocolate or the song?
It was a luxuriant combo.
I confess that I don't understand what your problem with this task is.
So far these very kind people treated you very nicely.
So why are you complaining?
The thing is, working on this show is like trying to defuse a bomb.
It can explode in your face at any time.
So what are we going to see next?
Here are the treats from Carla Andrino and Jessica Athayde.
Both physically demanding.
One of them not only provoking acute physical pain,
but making me get rid of a part of my body.
This looks beautiful. - It is, but it's not for now.
I invite you to play with me...
What are we playing? - What are you waiting for? Can't catch me?
We're playing catch? Wait a moment, this is a game of catch?
What is this for? - You'll understand.
Very good.
Yes ma'am.
One, two, three, little monkey of the Chinese! [playing the children's game Statues]
Who blinks, dies. - What?
You're dead!
1-0 It's my turn now.
How pleasant!
Pull! - This is very intense.
Why's there a hopscotch game on the floor?
Ohmmmmm....
Why am I blindfolded?
Is something about to happen?
Let's go! Which side are you paddling on? - Let's go! Let's go!
♪ Let's wake up ♪ ♪ And stay listening ♪ ['Amanhã de Manhã' by Doce]
My mother doesn't sing those...
How did this turn into a horror movie?
This is like 'Misery'. - Ohhmmm...
Quickly! Sharks!
Come on, paddle! - Quick! We're getting to the hopscotch game!
Son of a bitch!
Turn around!
Tell me when you're prepared...
Go... Stop! Aeroplane!
That's great, Jessica! Your task is over.
Where's my whistle?
Please, bring me the whistle.
Are we drinking wine now? - Come.
I'm not going to make any sound now, I'll...
A very special wine.
But the task says "a treat", this is not...
I'm not feeling pampered.
Women will think this is a treat.
I am not feeling it right now.
There you go. - Thank you very much.
I'd like for someone to take a picture of this moment.
Three!
Yay! You made it!
That's the whistle.
Was it a nice treat? - It was incredible.
This was an experience, a [psychedelic] trip.
Look at my hair...
I still don't understand. To me, all of that is pampering.
Carla's treat started with a game of catch, and then ends in red wine and flowers.
So its starts with 'Squid Game' and ends with 'Sex and the City'.
I thought the best treat that I could give would be for us to be care-free,
to be like children again...
Did you like to play with Nuno?
I did. He was a little bit abashed and rusty, but I enjoyed it.
I like the term 'rusty'. You're rusty, man!
I was surprisingly agile at hopscotch. I felt light, like a balloon...
Jessica, you decided on a treat that women understand,
but that this bonehead doesn't.
I think that... Yes it was a treat.
Judging by the amount of hair you have, it was a treat!
You warmed up the wax strip... - I did, so it would be easier...
Thanks Jessica!
Besides, you didn't have the whistle, and she whistled for you.
I think we are all in agreement.
This task is not for me to score, it's for Markl.
With whom do we start?
Jessica, I don't deny the spectacularity of your task.
It was certainly spectacular, but it hurt a lot...
and that's why I'm going to give you 1 point.
Say goodbye to Markl because he's about to die.
Two points for whom? - I'll give 2 points to Inês.
Two?! - Yes. OK, there were petals...
But I spent most of the task in absolute terror.
I was afraid even of the cucumber. - That's your problem!
In the middle of the scoreboard, I'm going to put Carla.
There was genuine affection in that treat.
And a genuine good intention... - And good tannins!
The wine was incredible, the flowers as well.
The rest tired me a lot.
I will give 4 points to Gilmário's stand-up.
It was a beautiful show. Without a doubt.
But why am I giving it 4?
Because I found Toy's song enchanting.
The combination of the song and the chocolate, for me, was the absolute winner.
It is what I would call a treat.
It is what I would call a treat! Do you hear me?!
5 points to Toy.
What does this mean for the accumulated scores?
Now, Toy takes the lead with 9 points.
Inês with 7 points.
Carla with 6 points.
5 points for Gilmário. And then, at the bottom,
Jessica with 3, because she inflicts pain.
Nuno, without delay, what's the next task?
Vasco! Throughout our lives, we have always been confronted with walls:
the Berlin Wall, the Wailing Wall,
the school playground wall where we played 'Statues', precisely.
On that wall we also drew goal posts to play football. Right?
Right....
But, with so many walls in our life, we were still missing the Taskmaster wall.
You're over there! - Nuno!
Hello there! How's it going?
Guess what I'm thinking about.
"Where's the task?" - No.
That you need to pee? OK.
But the task is over there.
Oh boy...
This whole scenario... - Nice, isn't it? - Very elaborate...
What's going on here?
"Throw something over this wall"
"and into the garbage bin that's on the other side."
"You can't use ladders. You have to stay on this side of the wall, and you can't touch it."
"Fastest wins. Your time starts..." Wait, don't start yet...
OK, "Your time starts now"...
How do I know where the bin is? - That's the challenge.
Can I go there to see? - No, no.
No? - No!
Without knowing where the bin is? - Yes.
Very well. We all saw the high,
long, and - in the wise words of Gilmário - very elaborate wall.
Now, Nuno. On the other side of the wall there was...
A garbage bin. - A garbage bin.
Was it also "very elaborate"?
Vasco, it was handmade by the Donatello of the bin-making industry.
The rules were very clear. Throw an object over the wall and into the bin.
It was forbidden to go to the other side of the wall,
to use ladders, or to touch the wall.
OK, all that was forbidden. Who do we start with?
I propose we start by seeing two people
with the same technique, Toy and Inês.
Let's see...
I'm going to throw... - OK.
...anything, right? - Yes.
It's not in the bin. - Is it far?
Is it close or far away? - It's not in the bin.
It didn't go in the bin. It didn't go in the bin.
It did not go in the bin.
Is it a big bin?
It's not in the bin.
And it's not in the bin.
At least say hot or cold...
I'm not authorised.
I heard a noise there. - It's not in the bin.
It didn't go in? - It didn't go into the bin.
It struck it! I heard!
It did not go in the bin.
MAAAAAAARKL!!!
This one's going in.
No, it didn't go in.
It has to be close. You guys are screwing me!
It went in the pool.
It didn't go into the bin.
It went into the bin.
Very well. Thank you, Toy.
It's because of these things that I'm scared of her.
Week after week, I'm getting to know the expressions of our contestants.
Inês' eyes clearly said "I want to hit the bin,"
"but I want to throw things at Markl even more."
It was probably the most irritating task with Markl.
What, to say 300,000 times "It didn't go into the bin"?
I was supposed to keep you guys informed.
It's irritating!
Did it cross your mind that there could be ways to know where the bin was?
What do you mean?
That is the question! Regarding Toy...
Let me highlight Toy's display at the end, like a peacock.
"Who's in charge here?"
So Inês and Toy managed to do it. Do we have results?
We do. Inês made it in 5:41, and Toy in 3:42.
Given that Inês and Toy simply started throwing things and began to hear noises,
and then thought "There's the bin."
Nuno, who do we have next?
We have two more people with the same approach to this task.
But if Toy and Inês used the chaotic strategy,
Jessica and Gilmário thought they could do something
before they started throwing objects.
So I can't go around to see?
No, no, no.
But I can find another way of looking without going up the ladder?
When you talk about ladder, does it mean this?
Anything that has steps.
There are other things here that are not ladders, that I can climb up to see.
I can't see squat from here.
I have to find a way to see where that bin is.
Maybe I'm going to break a bone this time.
Markl, do you have your phone with you? - I have my phone here.
Can I borrow it?
Making a selfie stick here.
Can you help me telling me where it is? - I'm not allowed to do that.
Never in my life will I be able to throw anything in there.
But do you know where it is? - Yes.
It's out of the bin.
You're kidding me. I got it?
First try!
Out of the bin.
I heard it. - But it's outside the bin.
Outside the bin. Outside the bin.
Inside the bin.
I'm really happy with this!
Do you want to keep the selfie stick? - Sure.
Take some good pictures.
Inês, do you want to say something?
I'm a sore loser, but I can also congratulate...
Those congratulations sounded very sincere...
"But I can also congratulate...."
"Really, Jessica, very well done..."
My voice isn't very good at moment...
Then don't talk too much, I need that voice.
We'll talk about Jessica in a moment, but first a note to our viewers at home.
Please, do not climb a chair that, in turn, is on top of a table.
As for Gilmário, Markl, you got the selfie stick?
I got the selfie stick that I still use today.
I want you to go to the Vatican, to see you take a selfie with the Pope using a paddle.
Gilmário, a brilliant performance.
You thought hard, and found a way to go around the rules.
How did you do it? Did you make a video first to locate the bin?
A video. Then a picture to confirm. And then I started throwing.
But you didn't make it in the first try.
No, it wasn't in the first try.
But peeking over walls to see things is an old habit.
I think I never saw Jessica so happy in my life.
When you managed to get it in right away.
I also didn't know that this would make me so happy.
You even said [shrill voice] "I'll never get it in in the first try"
We had Gilmário and Jessica. How long did Gilmário take?
Gilmário took 8:15, and Jessica resolved the situation in 3:29.
Now we're only missing our guest, Carla Andrino.
Precisely. If you remember, Gilmário and Jessica wanted to get up high,
to see where the bin was.
Carla didn't go up.
In fact, she went precisely in the opposite direction.
That doesn't help much. It's a good wall.
I thought you were going to say something else.
I was facing you in this position and you said "This is a good..."
It's out.
Out of the bin. - You're tricking me.
The clothes peg solution is interesting.
Out. Out.
I'm going to stay here until tomorrow.
It's in the bin.
It's a small victory when you hear something hitting the bin, right?
And then you just keep throwing, keep throwing, keep throwing....
Markl, the world needs to know.
Please, if you'd be so kind. Share everything.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G
Everything Carla Andrino threw at the bin.
But everything? - I want you to tell me everything.
I don't know if we have enough time.
There were 149 throws...
56 clothes pegs.
19 rubber hearts.
23 rubber ducks.
31 tennis balls.
13 golf balls.
4 football balls.
One basketball ball.
One rubber chicken.
And a roll of toilet paper.
Very well. Carla's time?
She said she'd stay until tomorrow. Was it until tomorrow?
Almost. 20:46.
But I solved the task.
You just took a while.
What does this mean in points?
That means that Carla had 1 point.
Gilmário, 2 points. Inês, 3 points.
Toy, 4 points. And Jessica, 5 points.
And the general scores...
Toy holds the lead with 13 points,
followed by Inês, with 10.
Jessica goes up to 8 points, moving up to third place.
Then, Gilmário and Carla, tied with 7 points.
Everything still open.
What's happening now? These five friends are going to have one more task.
It will be done here and now, live,
before this audience and before the watchful eye of the Taskmaster.
It is the first live task of the evening. Rise up from your chairs!
Let's go!
Nuno, our first live task. You have a task in your hand, who will read it?
I will do it! - Very well.
"Standing in a line, draw the most accurate picture."
"Markl"... That's me...
"will show a drawing to the last person in line."
"The last person in line must draw the picture on the back of the person in front of them."
"The person at the front of the line must draw, on paper,"
"the picture that they think was drawn on their back."
"You have one minute per drawing."
"There can be no communication."
"The team with the three more accurate drawings wins."
Define the teams. The order is very important.
There are three drawings, just in case there is need to go to the third.
Whoever wins two, wins the task.
Nuno, please show Gilmário and Inês which drawing they have to reproduce.
How much time do they have? - One minute.
15 seconds.
Toy, you didn't get it?!
You didn't get it? - I drew exactly what you drew on me...
This is a cross between a rhinoceros and...
Five seconds. - ...a rainbow?...
...and an ear.
With glasses!
Jessica. Before showing the drawing, what do you think you drew?
I think I drew an ear with Markl's eyeglasses frame.
Can you show your drawing please?
But crossed with a rhinoceros and a rainbow.
That's nice! OK, very nice.
Carla, what do you think you drew?
Something between an elephant, a duck...
Show it then.
Markl, what did they have to draw?
It was a rubber duckie.
She said duck! She said duck!
It's harder with three people.
The first round goes to Carla and Gilmário.
Let's go to the second drawing.
Gilmário, go look at the drawing.
Let's go then. Markl.
Think about what went wrong in the first round...
Jessica clearly has no clue what she's drawing.
Toy, that's not going to work.
"Toy, that's not going to work."
Five... - We're back at an ear...
Two, one... - Time's up.
Jessica Athayde says, "We did an ear again."
Jessica, what do you think you drew?
I didn't do little dots... - I felt little dots.
An ear, with a special earring...?
Maybe a little hair...
Carla.
I am torn between a bunny and a horse.
But I don't know, it felt like a horse.
It didn't really come out, but...
Markl, before you show it, is it a horse?
It is an equine... It's actually a donkey.
Mine isn't so bad...
Markl, get in between the two, please.
Practically twins.
Separated at birth.
I will have to give a point to Jessica, Inês and Toy's team.
It's now 1-1 and we're going to break the tie.
Gilmário, Inês, let's go.
There are 3 points to each contestant at stake.
God help me... - [imitating] Our Lady, help me!
The time starts... now.
Inês, go slower!
I don't like this team. - Too late.
♪ Take care of my heart ♪
♪ Our Father, we believe in you ♪ [song 'Pai Nosso' by priest/singer Padre Borga]
Toy, Inês, Jessica, what's happening over there?
Jessica, what did you draw?
At least it looks nice. - Show it to us.
Show us. The country wants to see.
It's beautiful. - Very beautiful...
Lightening, a cross, boobies, a pee-pee, ass...
There's a cross there... - So there's a cross and lightning...
Carla, what do you have there?
What's that? - A chair?
Markl, show us your drawing.
So Jessica made boobies?
It is a sin. - It was a church.
I was saying "God help me..." - The windows fell off but the rest is there.
Jessica, go there to compare your drawing.
These points are the windows, but they blew away with the wind.
It's very windy at that place...
♪ Put your hand in the hand of My Lord ♪ ♪ From Galilee ♪ [another song by Padre Borga]
♪ Happiness and eternal life in Heaven... ♪
I've decided, come down. An applause for our Picassos.
It was not a very easy task, I'll give you that.
My congratulations. However, I've reached a decision.
And the three points go to...
Gilmário and Carla, obviously.
Three points for Gilmário, three points for Carla.
What does this mean, Markl?
Right now we have 13 points to Toy, who is still in the lead.
10 points for Inês, Gilmário and Carla.
And finally, Jessica with 8 points.
Everything can still change.
Nuno Markl!
Please tell us, what is the next task for tonight's programme?
Vasco, first I have to ask: What do you have to say
regarding the double essence of cod? ['bacalhau']
Now there's a good question, the double guise of cod.
We are talking obviously about cod as a fish [many traditional Portuguese dishes use cod]
and as a greeting between two people. ['bacalhau' is also an informal term for handshake]
In the first case,
there's nothing negative to be said about the 1,001 ways of preparing it.
However, the 'bacalhau', as a greeting between two people...
I think it's a bit old-fashioned. It needs an update, a refresh.
And that's the point.
The first record of a handshake is found in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs.
Our Taskmaster thought we should come up with something new.
So, 5,000 years later, this is what we're proposing.
[gets scared]
Hello.
Oh, it's Markl! He looks different.
May I?
Let's see...
"Create a new handshake. You have five minutes to develop it,"
"and then three minutes to demonstrate it with Markl."
"The most original handshake wins."
"Your time starts... now."
A handshake?
I don't even give handshakes.
I'm from Sambizanga [urban district of Luanda]
we have a lot of handshakes, there's no need to invent more.
This is going to break...
Look at me, man.
That's it.
Hard little ass.
Excuse me...
Did you memorise this?
Tell them I've already won...
This may seem light-hearted, but it's not, my friends.
This is a task of great responsibility.
Who knows if one of the new handshakes invented,
by one of these five magnificents, will go down in history,
and will be used by two people to greet one another in...
...10,000 years? - 10,000 years, I expect no less.
Nuno, I am impatient. Who do we begin with?
Let's start with a handshake invented by Inês Aires Pereira.
Thank you, Markl. - Thank you, thank you.
Inês, what do you think is mandatory in a handshake?
You are happy, are you not? - I am.
One of the things I had never done, but have envied in some people,
is wetting one's finger and touching the buttocks, as if they're on fire.
This was his idea! - You wanted to do it?
I was supposed to be the naughty one and he goes...
It was great!
It seemed incomplete to me. Why lick your finger? What for?
There has to be a consequence.
You lick and then it has to go somewhere?
It has to go to the butt. - Why the butt?
To prove you have a hot ass!
But he was great. He collaborated.
And I thought you were going to do much worse.
I underestimated you. - Me too.
Happy with your performance, Nuno Markl?
I'm loving it. I've fallen in love with myself.
I wasn't expecting those hip moves...
I'm a box full of surprises.
I feel I haven't explored all my potential yet. ;)
I wonder if both parties are also excited in the next handshake.
Nuno, whose high-five or low-five or whatever are we going to see?
If we have just seen Inês Aires Pereira
cherishing physical contact in her new handshake,
now we have Jessica Athayde, that well-known hermit,
with a new perspective. Let's watch.
How are you? - Well, thank you.
You know, my mother had a bunny when she was young.
Nobody took care of it...
Something's not going well here.
One day, when she arrived home, my grandfather had put the rabbit in the oven.
That was terrible.
But this is nice...
And it's exercise at the same time.
But the pants fell down...
When people greet each other, things happen in life.
We should be getting close to one minute...
It's done? - It's done.
It was a pleasure to see you! - You as well!
Maybe we should also kiss without touching.
This is very strange. But I liked it.
Is this staying like that?
Yes, maybe. Let it air a bit.
It is almost as if that mannequin said to himself,
"This is not going well. I'm going to have to do something."
It saved me.
Or else it was just chillin' but saw your greeting and thought,
"I'm ready, man, let's do it!"
You looked like those dummies on highways, standing like this.
"Attention. Road works ahead."
Or those Chinese waving cats.
Did you feel good during the greeting?
I did, it was quite pleasant.
My question is, when do you stop?
After one minute.
People greet each other for one minute.
In this way, people are obliged to talk to each other.
But always doing this?
Because instead of, "Hello, how are you? Goodbye!",
you have to stay there.
"How have you been? What have you been up to?"
"What is the weather like?" "How nice! When will we see each other again?"
"I don't know, but next time we're going to talk for another minute."
Well justified.
Who are we going to see next?
Now we are going to have one more bold handshake,
this one created by Carla Andrino.
Here I am, minding my own business...
How I've missed you!
That's right. Well, see you soon.
Bye!
Now I'm all...
Spectacular and brief.
Carla, what did you feel your greeting had to have? Pure joy?
It was joy. This has a message.
What's the message?
"My heart is yours. We are together."
Foot, foot, foot...
"For better and for worse, to jump, to shout, and to love each other."
Markl, I felt you were very happy with Carla's greeting.
I was infected... - That "Hey-hey-hey!!"
Maybe it was too much and seemed a bit scary.
So we're only missing the guys. - That's it.
And let's see first the artistic creation of Gilmário Vemba.
Gilmário, what's this? - This is mix between Viking...
and greetings from the 'hood.
What's Viking and what's from the 'hood?
Viking is European, so your guys' history over here,
while I'm more used to the 'hood.
So I tried to mix those two worlds.
Markl didn't help much because
he is more of a Viking and not so much from the 'hood.
What? Markl's not from the 'hood?
Markl didn't really participate in the foot greeting...
It was confusing, because it looked like Gilmário had three legs.
Why do people have to interpret everything...
Why do people have to interpret everything in that way?
I didn't say anything, but thank you for the recognition.
I only meant it was very confusing.
Gilmário...
You had only one problem, and he's sitting next to me.
However, there's still one missing.
That's true. - We're still missing Toy...
Missing Toy. Missing Toy. Missing Toy, Toy, Toy.
Vasco, I was never in the army,
but I think Toy's greeting
is the closest thing to boot camp
that I will ever experience in my life.
Let's watch.
Here we are. - Hello, my friend.
There are greetings, and then there are greetings...
Of course. - Try to take off the jacket.
Kneel down. - Kneel down...
Stretch. - Stretch...
Everything. - Everything...
One, two, three, four, five...
Gimme five...
One, two, three, four, five...
Gimme five...
One, two, three, four, five...
Gimme five...
One more. One, two, three, four, five...
Gimme five.
Now, on your knees.
Give me your right hand.
One, two, three, four, five.
Right.
Three plus two... is five. - Right...
Congratulations. You're great.
Go rest. - The cod is coming up...
Awesome Markl! - Thank you...
They could have told me that you need to be in shape for this.
Vasco, it was incredible. I almost threw up. Hahahaha...
Toy, I understood the push-ups,
but what was that about counting fingers?
It was to complement the greeting.
Couldn't the greeting just have been that?
Well, we have to attribute points.
I'm going to score this in a way that makes logical sense to me:
Which greeting would I like to do, if I met one of you on the street?
Then I am already in last place...
That's very probable!
However, I will give you a point for the greeting,
and one more point for making Markl exercise.
So you get 2 points.
Then I will give 3 points to everyone else,
because you are all on equal footing.
I am missing a spectacular greeting here, but it's OK.
So it's three, three, three, two for Toy, and three to Carla.
These are the points.
What is amazing is that, every time I give out points,
Inês starts calculating in her head.
"Am I in the lead now?"
At this moment, this is what's happening...
I'm still last...
Toy is still ahead with 15 points.
Tied with 13 points, we have Inês, Gilmário and Carla.
And, at the end of the table, is Jessica, with 11 points.
Jessica, we're good, right? - We're great.
Then let me greet you. Glad you're fine...
One minute!
Let's continue. Can we go to a more mature, less childish task?
Of course...
I can't do two things at the same time...
I can't talk if I'm shaking hands. - You can do it, come on.
I loved Jessica's greeting.
And still you only gave me 3 points.
It was more than enough. Shut up!
Nuno, go on. Read the teleprompter while keeping this up.
The teleprompter?
Are you implying that what I'm about to say
isn't coming directly out of my head?
Well, what I wanted to say...
Portuguese TV is in shambles but...
Sorry...
Roll it back! - Shut up everyone.
Roll back my memory!
What is happening to Portuguese TV?
TV in Portugal is in shambles. As you can confirm at this moment!
Portuguese TV is in shambles,
and, if we don't provide grown-up and intelligent content,
who will?
Amazingly, we were the ones who wrote this part...
Nuno, and what does that content look like?
Vasco, Vasco, the content itself...
The content itself, let's be serious...
The content is water. - Water.
Now, what you put in it can make all the difference.
Let's see.
Hello there.
[in French] - Good evening, my friend. - Good evening.
How's it going? - Very well.
No letter, nothing. - There's nothing?
No, there is.
Oh, over there... - Right.
I was getting worried.
I don't like bathtubs.
"Make the biggest splash."
I knew it.
"You have 15 minutes and one attempt."
"Before starting the task, you have to say who you think will win."
From the rest of the gang...
"Whoever guesses the winner, wins five extra points."
"Your tme starts when Markl whistles."
May I whistle? - No, let me think.
What's a splash? Wait!
Splash? Pool?
It just has to be in water.
Splash. That's when water does this?
Who do you think is going to win?
Since it's a splash... Carla, I think.
Let me just get a feeling for the environment.
Almost certainly, it will be Toy.
Toy.
It's going to be me.
Okay, I think it is good to believe in ourselves.
I think I will win. Of course.
I am going to change clothes, I have 15 minutes.
So we asked for the biggest splash.
Right, and I swear I tried to find a good Portuguese word to define 'splash',
but that turned out to be an impossible task.
Nuno, once again, in the wise words of Gilmário Vemba,
it's when water does this...
It's exactly that.
We start with three people who bet on a big, big spectacle.
Who?
Well, Gilmário, Inês and Toy, a collective that I like to call...
Gil-In-Oy.
Let's start this then.
[whining] Why don't you go in the water?
Biggest splash. Splash!
Do you want me to bring the hose? - What for?
There's water in the hose... - But there's a pool.
Going in the pool!
I think this can work. I think...
Come on, Rafa.
Let's see if it's warm...
You're going very fast.
Markl, why don't you go in the tub?
I don't want to die.
Wait a sec, it's freezing. Let's try something else.
Try something else... Try something else...
It also has to do with the way you throw it.
Yes, and where it falls.
Can you really not go in? - No, I only have this suit.
I could catch a cold.
What can I ruin here?
I think that by now... - There's not much left to ruin?
...by now you don't have to hold back in front of me.
That's going to take some time...
I found another Markl.
Watch where I'm grabbing him...
Not sure if I'm relieved or envious.
Let's see how this splashes...
Piece of crap.
[unintelligible]
I'm sorry, Markl, it has to be this way.
I think it doesn't articulate.
No.
I will have to do something about this.
Actually, I do not need it very full.
This is starting to get weird. It doesn't fold, does it?
OK! - Now it's a matter of aim, isn't it?
Ladies and gentlemen...
Go!
The steps are too small for my feet.
[tries to sing 'La Bomba' by Azul Azul]
Stay tuned.
Are you confident?
Wait! Don't send it like this...
It has to go like this...
Should I release?
MAAAAARKL!!
I think I get the idea.
But it didn't happen as I expected.
It did not reach... the centre...
It didn't make a splash, did it? - [whispering] Shut up!
See you later.
Just a reminder that our contestants don't talk to one another [during the tasks].
However, here we have three very different people,
who all used the diving board,
but ended up doing different things.
Gilmário, in a pairing never seen before,
put together a canister and an inflatable pool float.
Inês killed our mannequin, and then laughed after committing the murder.
And Toy got bare-chested, which is great for the show's ratings.
Gilmário, you weren't satisfied. You were expecting more?
I was anticipating more noise. I think the difference is in the pools.
In the pools?
Inês, what was the goal?
It was supposed to be a big splash. I confess that I was a little disappointed.
But I think you have to take into consideration all the display.
It was supposed to be Markl falling... - You wanted to send Markl in the tub?
That's the part that worries me, considering the state the mannequin was in.
Toy... I'm disappointed.
That's not how you do a cannonball.
I was going to roll myself into a ball... - But you forgot about it?
But I couldn't do it.
My belly is too big...
To make a cannonball you have to jump like this.
If you jump like this... kaboom!
If I jump like that, something's gonna burst down here.
We had people who bet a lot, and they bet high.
But now, I heard that the method we are going to see is a tad different.
Yes, Vasco. Now we're going to see an educated person.
Someone who thinks deeply
about 'splashism'.
I was not expecting it.
Any idea?
I am very calm, still.
I have only one attempt?
You can rehearse until you are happy, and then do your attempt.
Who's going to help me? Come on, have some pity.
What about you? - No, I can't.
Why not? - I have to check everything.
People have to be able to hear me.
And my digestion might stop. [myth that swimming after eating is dangerous]
That's old people talk.
That's almost a bouquet of balls.
You believe a lot in tape, in general, in your life.
How much time do I have?
Right now, 11 minutes.
Are you satisfied? - No, I still think Toy is going to win.
You still have time, if you want to do something else.
Is this going to be your final attempt?
This will be the final one.
Let's go for it.
Woah.
You used a lot of tape.
But the final result didn't seem too bad.
I think so too, considering what I just saw.
You threw several balls from the diving board.
It didn't really work...
Everything, rubber ducks...
Then the bucket, in a manifestation of pure rage.
Exactly.
I was a little bit cross that day.
Jessica, being cross. Something we've never seen!
I liked your reaction after Markl said "Woah!"
You just took your paddle, and your eyes said everything:
"That's how it's done, son."
Now we just need to watch our guest's splash.
What happened was that Carla took her time to read the task with extreme care,
and then simplified to the maximum.
One attempt. - That's right.
15 minutes.
Count with me. - One, two, three.
That was intense. That was intense.
Are you satisfied? You don't want to try out other things?
No, there was only one attempt.
Don't you want to try? - No no no,
I cannot. I ate a lot at lunch.
My digestion could stop...
Surprised?
Yes. I was overwhelmed by everything.
Since there was only one attempt.
It's done. Let's go. - Done.
A little hug...
Can you bring my stuff? - Sure, don't worry.
These are the ones I like.
No studies, no attempts, no dipping the toe...
"Out of the way, here I go!"
I was very happy.
Now, at first glance,
there were two attempts which did not achieve the desired effect.
And I am talking about Toy and Inês Aires Pereira.
Your splashes were not what you expected,
so you'll get a lower score.
However, there are three splashes
that we have to check in the photo finish:
Gilmário, Jessica, and Carla Andrino.
Let's look at your splashes.
We have Carla. We also have Gilmário.
I don't know if you can see it, but there are drops hidden by the board.
But still they got quite high.
And down there we have Jessica. So we have to make a decision.
Between me and Carla.
Gilmário will take 3 points.
Jessica takes 5, and Carla takes 4 points.
Inês and Toy get 2 points each.
Markl, this means everyone is very close. - It's tight today!
Let's look at the scoreboard.
We have a tie for first place! Carla and Toy, with 17 points.
I was so calm...
Jessica and Gilmário, also tied with 16.
And Inês goes from second to last place...
Don't say that aloud!
You see his expression?
[Warning! In the following bit, Vasco mimics bad English, inventing words based on Portuguese]
The scores are very close.
In English, "it's very 'regned'". ['renhido' = tight scores]
Taskmaster is an English format,
and I'm sure that Alex Horne and Greg Davies are watching this.
An 'abrace' for you ['abraço' = hug] and I hope you enjoy the 'Tastemaste'.
Nuno, what's the next 'tareff'? ['tarefa' = task]
Well, some day this was bound to happen:
Taskmaster contestants taking off their clothes.
How nice.
I hope the task is not to fold the clothes.
And where's the thing?
The envelope?
Where's the task?
It's under there?
Should I search?
♪ I'm searching, but I can't find you ♪ ['Procuro e Não Te Encontro' by Tony de Matos]
♪ To finally see you ♪
♪ I'm searching, ♪ ♪ but I can't find you ♪
Shoes, clothes. God in heaven!
That was fast.
"Conceive and perform the best quick change of clothes."
"You have one hour. Your time starts now."
Should I start?
I have one hour?
One hour?
So you can make something spectacular.
I have experience taking them off...
I'll think about it. I'll think about it.
I'm not so good at getting dressed but,
when it's time to change...
I don't have to look at your face while I think.
When I mentioned the contestants taking off their clothes,
I forgot to say they were putting on other clothes right away.
Bad news for those who wanted to to see Toy in the buff.
My aunt Anabela already changed the channel.
The idea was to conceive
of a creative change of clothes,
and then execute it quickly and spectacularly in front of the cameras.
Right, but not everybody understood the task in the same way.
How so?
Let's start with someone who has prepared an event
that lies somewhere between a magic trick,
an art installation,
and a deficient mastery of the difficult and
delicate practice of putting on shoes.
Inês Aires Pereira.
I'm the worst?
It was good!
So, at the beginning you were Markl,
and then, in 8 seconds, who did you become?
Myself. - It was you.
Minus a shoe, and with sunglasses on upside-down.
I couldn't have played myself any better.
So, the change of clothes was fast?
It was what was asked. - It was.
I'm feeling too little enthusiasm. I think it looks incredible.
Is anybody saying this is not incredible?
It's like you're watching a normal thing.
Inês, it's amazing!
Woohoo!!
Seriously now, I was impressed.
Nuno, what's happening next?
What happens next, is that I discovered
I have an extremely bearded butler.
A butler? Let me guess.
His name was Jarbas? [name associated with butlers, like 'Jarvis'] No no, he was called Carla.
Good afternoon, Mr. Nuno. - Hello.
There is a lady outside who wants to talk to you.
Very well. Send her in.
Of course.
Welcome m'lady. How are you? - Good evening. And how are you?
It's a pleasure.
Carla, when the lady arrived,
did she still have some of the butler's hairs?
I wanted to speak but my mouth was full of beard hair.
She had been kissing with the butler outside.
The fashion show continues, Nuno? - The fashion show continues!
Wait, but this is a fashion show?
This is Moda Lisboa, Vasco! [annual fashion event in Lisbon]
This is Moda Lisboa, after the apocalypse befell Earth,
and the survivors, after plundering a wine store,
and having drunk everything they found,
organised the fashion show with stuff they found
among the debris of a shopping centre in Rinchoa.
Who are we going to see changing clothes?
We're going to see Gilmário behind a blue curtain.
10... 11... 12... 13...
14... 15... 16...
I noticed the reaction of some elements of this audience, of the female sex.
When they saw Gilmário, they went "Wooow!"
The task here was to change clothes, not create a disguise.
Some people understood this as espionage?
You were not supposed to disguise yourself.
It was to change clothes, to change your look.
Starts as Markl, then comes back as Carla.
That wasn't it.
Mr. Vemba, let's talk then about your changing of clothes.
Does it have any symbolism? What was that all about?
It's the transformation from...
an elitist African prince,
to something more Western.
Everybody got that?
Some people don't know Africa, but I know it. Believe in me.
Next change of clothes. Whose is it?
You'd think it was Jessica Athayde, but actually it's an ox.
Hello Jessica. - Hello. Can you help me?
Is everything OK? - Everything's fine.
[wearing the face of Bruno Nogueira, comedian, actor and TV host]
Hello, Bruno Nogueira.
I shrank a bit. [Bruno is 1.94m tall]
I'm not entirely sure if Bruno will like this,
but you'll talk with him later.
Jessi, before becoming Bruno,
you were the Laughing Cow dancing the Macarena, was it?
I thought I had been much faster...
I don't know why,
but Bruno's face was on the wall in the make-up room.
So I just thought I would take it and use it.
And it was a quick change of clothes, too.
Another success in today's Taskmaster.
Missing Toy. Missing Toy. Missing Toy.
What can I say about Toy?
Toy is a rebel. Toy is Rock. Toy is Roll.
Toy subverts. Toy revolutionises.
Toy demolishes...
Demolishes?
From the verb 'to demolish', present tense, third person singular.
He demolishes.
But, as I was saying: Toy is a punk, Toy deconstructs,
Toy shatters.
In other words, Toy hasn't understood the rules.
So that's one outfit. Super Minnie. [Minnie Mouse?]
Now I'm going to quickly change clothes. Is that it?
It can be that.
Now let's go from Super Minnie to Michael Jackson.
♪ Look at António's underpants! ♪ ♪ Look at the underpants ♪
♪ Billie Jean... ♪
Now... a tribute to my friend, Ruth Marlene. [pop singer]
♪ They look to the right, and *wink* *wink* ♪ ['A Moda do Pisca-Pisca' by Ruth Marlene]
Now let's change again.
Falco... [Austrian singer]
[sings 'Der Kommissar' by Falco]
[sings 'Y Viva España', by Manolo Escobar]
[sings 'Viva o Vitória', by Lenita Gentil]
[unknown song; sounds like a popular march from Lisbon]
You're facing forwards? Do you want my gift?
Do you want to unwrap me?
Tchaikovsky, 'Swan Lake'...
Some high culture must be worth something.
Right right.
♪ Rest, rest ♪ ♪ This is a table dance ♪
♪ I'll never be respected again ♪
♪ So I declare this act concluded and terminated ♪
Very good, thank you.
I was stunned... Forgot to whistle.
You were impressed with me.
What was this?
It was like TV channel-surfing, but somebody else was using the remote.
Toy didn't understand the task,
and that was a good thing.
According to the task, what he did was actually acceptable.
Explain everything.
I thought you were supposed to change clothes many times, quickly.
Toy started out - and I need you to explain this,
because the expression is yours - "I am Super Minnie." Who?!
Then you moved on to Michael Jackson, but only from waist up.
Then to Ruth Marlene, but only from the waist down.
Then you were Austrian singer Falco. 'Der Kommissar'.
Then I got lost, but I remember seeing Toy with a bow on his lower abdomen.
"Do you want to unwrap me?"
[Vasco dies in Portuguese]
You know what was scarier?
He was maintaining eye contact with me!
He was looking at me and asking, "Do you want to unwrap me?"
I never thought that completely misunderstanding a task
would be worth so many points to someone.
Well, Gilmário, I'm going to give you...
because there was some spectacularity missing...
At no point in the task does it say you should change identities.
Gilmário gets 2 points.
It's not fair, but I'll take it.
Jessica... - I drew a church.
She's remembering a previous task.
I gave you art today.
Jessica, I have 3 points for you.
Thank you.
The ox who turned into Bruno Nogueira?
Three points... - Just accept it.
Carla Andrino will also get 3 points.
Toy, you're getting 4 points. - Thank you!
And Inês...
Toy, who didn't understand the task...?
Inês Aires Pereira, because the change was made in front of us-
And fast...
I am talking! - I'm sorry.
You get 5 points.
Therefore, Inês gets 5. Toy gets 4.
Carla and Jessica, 3. And Gilmário takes 2 points.
There was some spectacularity lacking.
That makes the score is at this point... Oh boy!
In the lead, Toy still, with 21 points. Inês-
[Inês] Where's the king of Nigeria?
Inês and Carla are in second place. Inês jumped to second place...
Jessica is in fourth place, with 19 points.
And Gilmário, with 18 points.
They can all win.
There's only one game left.
It is the final task, and let's be clear:
Whoever wins the final task, wins today's show.
Raise your wonderful glutes from the chairs.
Let's hear it for the five Taskmaster magnificents!
Nuno Markl, Nuno Markl, Nuno Markl, the tension is palpable.
Anyone can win today's Taskmaster,
and everything depends on the last studio task.
I'll give it to Inês to read.
Thank you very much, 'Ñuño'.
"Remove the shortest bread stick."
"On your turn, you must remove a breadstick from the apron of the person on your left."
"Each time, before the bread stick is taken from them,"
"the person must point to one of their breadsticks, wink, and say:"
"'This is the shortest breadstick.'"
"If you take the shortest stick, the other person is eliminated."
"The last one remaining, wins. And the winner takes everything."
All is understood?
Who do we begin with? Gilmário trying to trick Inês.
Hello, Gilmário.
Won't you wink and say which one is the shortest?
Usually it curves to the left.
What are we talking about?
This one is the shortest.
Which one? The one on the end?
I will believe you. May I?
You may.
So this breadstick leaves the game.
Inês continues, and Gilmário,
now it is time to try to remove
the shortest breadstick from Jessica Athayde.
Hello. - Hello, Jessy Jay.
This one is the shortest one.
I do not believe you. - No?
It was not the shortest one.
Jessica is still in the game. Gilmário as well.
And now it's Toy's turn.
So the shortest...
is this one. - Wink.
Hello. - Hello Toy. How are you?
How have you 'andrino'... been? [word play between 'Andrino' and 'andado']
Tell me, which one is the shortest?
The shortest? - Yes.
This one. - You have to wink.
That one? I think, it's this one.
It's not the shortest.
We return to the beginning.
Hello, Inês, dear. - Hello, Carla.
This is the shortest stick.
You have to wink. - I winked before!
I apologise.
It was not, it was not.
Now I turn, and I'm back with Gilmário.
Now it's your turn...
...to wink and say which is the shortest. - Oh right, right.
Did you wink? - Inês...
The one on the far right is the shortest. - This one?
Is it this one?
Jessica...
So, this one... Do you see?
This is the shortest.
Jessica, you have to sit down.
Gilmário continues to play.
Have you finished eating dinner?
I'll just keep eating.
It looks the longest, but this one is the shortest.
Can Gilmário eliminate two competitors consecutively?
I don't know. It's very difficult.
No need to take them all.
Tell me, which one is the shortest?
Are you seeing this one? - That's the one?
Look, look. That's the one.
I think this is the one.
It was not.
Patience, patience...
Carla, my friend... - Tell me.
This one is the shortest.
I don't know if I'm going to trust you.
Then don't.
Do you need to pee? - Yes!
I'll just get on with it so you can go pee.
Very well.
Do you understand short ones? [not clear if this is what he says]
Which one is it?
The shortest one is in the middle.
Take your hand off.
Gilmário was eliminated.
Now you have to eliminate me.
Eat, my child. You need to eat.
The shortest one is the one on the end.
And she believed it.
So which one is the shortest?
The shortest one, is this one.
This one?
Do I have to believe in you for once?
No, you're trying to trick me.
I got it right.
A round of applause for Carla Andrino!
So, what's the shortest thing on your belly?
The middle one?
You're a tricky one.
The shortest one is on the right.
Then I'll take this one.
That means he made it to the end with the shortest stick.
Take my shortest.
This means that tonight's big winner is Toy!
So what have we learned today?
[in rhyme] We learned you can pamper someone with a song or a spa,
Hairs on the legs? There were some, not any more.
A new greeting? Some might just wave,
and then there's Toy's, that makes you take Voltaren. [pain killer]
You don't need a bomb to make a big splash,
call the queen of tape, and it gets done on a boat.
When trying to hit a bin, there's always the one that does it right away,
then there's the one that throws clothes pegs,
tennis balls, golf balls,
football balls, basketball balls,
rolls of toilet paper, and a rubber chicken.
This was Taskmaster. See you next week!
English subtitles kindly created by u/isosamep
Proofreading by u/taskmastermaster