MAAARKL!!
Are you in your underpants?
I'm loving using you.
My mess will be here.
Markl!
♪ Now I'll have to clean up ♪
What?!
It's impossible!
Wasn't this incredible?
God help me!
"And they lived happily ever after..."
Well then, good evening.
Welcome to Taskmaster, I am Vasco Palmeirim
and this moment would have to come one day.
It's the last episode of Taskmaster.
But we have to be strong...
VAAAAAASCO!!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
In the last episode I finally deserved a "Vasco!"
But there is still a lot to see on today's show.
It's a promise. We have, of course, a new guest.
We have heroic tasks to overcome
and a huge prize to deliver.
Yes, this bust is going home today...
A beautiful bust...
A beautiful prize! - Do you like it?
It's a beautiful prize.
[ventriloquist voice] Today...
Today it ends!!
And this bust goes to the home of one of the elements of our permanent cast.
The one that has accumulated the most points during all episodes.
We will do the maths at the end.
But for now, as always, next to me
is a man to whom I have entrusted the mission of executing all the tasks.
Always with me, always.
He does radio, he does television,
he makes doodles, he makes little clay figures,
which he then puts in the oven,
and then ruins because he forgets they are in the oven.
It's Nuno Markl!
Thank you.
Welcome.
The question I have for you is this:
How are you this evening?
I am well.
I've been in my dressing room trying to do a séance.
And I finally managed to invoke a spirit.
A spirit? - I swear.
It arose within me,
like a ghost of someone with a cold.
And there I was in the dark, in the candlelight,
sneezing, sneezing, sneezing, sneezing...
maybe for 20 minutes, sneezing, sneezing, sneezing...
I managed to say "Who is there?"
And the answer was bam! bam! more sneezing, more sneezing...
It was incredible!
Wouldn't that have been your allergies?
Perhaps.
But at some point an incredible thing happened.
An incredible thing happened.
Suddenly, one of the candles went out.
Maybe because you were sneezing on it?
Damn it!
Well, let's greet our five magnificents.
We begin with an actress who has so many characters within her
that once a boyfriend said "You're amazing and super talented"
"but can I stay a little with Inês?"
The result: the boy went back to his life, and we got her instead.
It's Inês Aires Pereira!
It's funny, because it's true!
He is a comedian, born and raised in Angola
and survived, according to himself,
being run over, poisoned, alcohol intoxication,
and shootings.
Do you still think Taskmaster is hard?
This man was here on holiday!
It's Gilmário Vemba!
An actress who says she'll never forget
a hotel in the Bukit region
that has a saltwater swimming pool.
If you have never tried it,
try using the bowl of water in which you've soaked your cod. [cod in Portugal is sold dried and salted]
It might have the same effect.
It's Jessica Athayde!
Next to Jessica, one of our greatest singers.
And recently, Monica Sintra [pop singer] asked him a question:
If you were on a deserted island
and you could only have one of the following,
which one would you pick?
Wine, music or...
'Mm-mmmh...' [reference to Toy's 'Coração Não Tem Idade', where it implies sex]
You just have to look at his face to realise
that wine and music never stood a chance.
It's Toy!
We conclude this introduction by presenting our special guest.
She's an actress who says she likes a certain level of discomfort.
In her own words: "If there's something I'm not skilled at"
"that's what I want to do the most."
Inês, congratulations, you are on the right show!
Inês Castel-Branco!
And let's start by giving out the first points of this evening,
to the little goodies that our contestants brought from home, correct?
But attention, Vasco, today little goodies wouldn't be enough.
They have to be really good things.
In fact, we asked for 'the best thing to change your life for the better'.
Inês Aires Pereira,
what did you bring that is capable of changing a life for the better?
So, Taskmaster...
I haven't talked about poop here before...
Once you brought a diaper.
I brought a diaper, I brought a little stool
and now I brought the wipes, to wipe the butt.
Attention,
I must say that I approve this idea...
Poop is very present in my life.
I approve this idea.
For children and adults. I am a big fan.
Yes, yes, this is for adults.
I don't know why it's fashionable now to build bathrooms without a bidet,
I don't understand.
You don't like those with a little bidet shower?
It's very common in Brazil.
I like it, but when I use it...
But I use it, if there is one.
But this is the best thing in the world!
Thank you, Inês.
Thank me later.
Gilmário, tell me...
Are you convinced that the object you brought
is capable of changing someone's life even more
than that of Inês?
I bought it because I travel a lot. I'm always on the move,
and I like to watch stuff on my phone.
So it's a pillow
with a neck rest so you don't...
and then...
It has a holder for the phone.
These are very good things.
It's stolen from a child. [I think (hope!) he means 'it's a stolen idea']
I thought it was a great idea.
Imagine: the stool...
The wipes.
It'd be great!
Incredible!
Nobody would be able to move us.
Thank you.
Jessica, what did you bring?
Since we are on the topic of WC...
We continue? - We continue.
This can change your life
and it can change the life of anyone who comes to your house.
When you go for - I'll be nice - a number two,
after you flush, there's still the stink.
Two little drops and the smell... disappears.
"Post-Poo Drops!"
Post-Poo Drops...
They're drops to put on...
Post-poo drops!
It smells like oranges and it's amazing.
In fact, you can see that it has been used a lot.
There's only a little bit left.
Not by me!
Thank you for that image.
It's a favour I'm doing you, this really changes a person's life.
That's not the image I wanted of Jessica, but OK.
I like the French label "Gouttes Anti-Odeur de..." [Anti-Odour Drops for...]
must be "...de merde" [shit]
Yes, it's "de merde".
Toy, what did you bring?
Well, after all this shit...
What has changed my life for the better
was, without any doubt, my granddaughter.
so I couldn't bring any object...
That's an unfair move.
António Ferrão, this is unfair.
But this is reality.
You know, when you ask me
"What changed your life for the better?" "My granddaughter!"
She changed everything, my life is very different
and I'm much happier.
So it had to be.
Obviously I'm not going to give my granddaughter to anyone...
She's mine! OK?
I brought her first milk tooth.
Whoever wins the programme can take her first milk tooth.
I want to win this show today.
Only on Taskmaster does the prize pot include
post-poo drops and a little milk tooth.
Inês Castel-Branco, good evening!
Hello.
How are you this evening?
I'm good. - Are you ready for what's coming?
A bit nervous.
What did you bring?
I brought a nose hair trimmer.
Basically, this changed my life for the better,
I'll explain why.
While I don't have a lot of hair,
I produce a lot of boogers.
But nobody tells you you have a booger in your nose.
And it can be awkward to film romantic scenes with a partner
and only find out when you leave that you had a booger here.
So I discovered that, in my nose,
the booger doesn't stick any more.
Thanks to this? - Thanks to this.
Won't you miss it then?
I will, but I'll buy another one.
It's sold in many places.
I also use it in my ears...
Too much information, Castel-Branco!
Sometimes it smells like something burnt.
A booger roaster. [sounds better in Portuguese: 'monkey roaster']
A nose hair trimmer...
Good prizes today, Vasco.
This one is easy.
It's easy?
Mine is the best one, no doubt about it.
It's not useful to me because my poop already smells like roses.
The wipes are more useful...
I don't poop, so...
[Toy] Everything comes out of your nose...
I have to value something here that is a little bit more...
of each one, something more personal,
something that is more complicated for someone to achieve.
I'm going to give...
Today, every point counts,
it's the last episode!
And in the race for the accumulated points...
Give the maximum score to me, since I'm not in the race for the bust.
Look at this one! Just arrived and...
Take it easy...
I'm going to give 1 point, a single point only...
to the wipes.
Vasco! - That's shocking to me.
Personally, I'm outraged.
People liked it. Look at all the people who poop!
Attention! There's a simple solution,
go to a supermarket, they're sold there.
I'm not saying...
I'm not saying it hasn't changed you life...
I don't use them and I don't say to myself
"What I need now is to wipe myself with moistened paper."
[Markl] I think that all the time.
I'm going to give 2 points
to the hair trimmer from Inês Castel-Branco.
I'm going to give 3 points...
Also a good prize.
I also think it's great...
I'll give 3 points, 3 little points...
to Toy's milk tooth.
I will give 4 points to Gilmário.
And 5 points to the poo-poo drops.
All this because you must poop very little
so it stinks much more, therefore you need the thing.
You must have little hair...
and that's it...
Accept it, Inês.
Thank you, Inês.
The night will be long, I am sure you have many more points to win.
A round of applause for our five magnificent prizes.
At this time, the score goes from 1 to 5, right?
That's it.
At this moment, in the lead, there's Jessica with 5 points.
Gilmário with 4, Toy in middle of the scoreboard, with 3.
Inês Castel-Branco with 2 and Inês Aires Pereira with 1.
Thank you very much.
What's the next task?
We will discuss one of humanity's greatest philosophical questions,
which is: "Who am I?"
It is a very deep question.
It's true. - "Who am I?"
A question that caused men like Aristotle, Plato, and Hegel
to think long and hard
without ever getting a concrete answer.
Right, maybe Aristotle, Plato, and Hegel
didn't have two things I had:
a trailer, and a horn.
There's nobody here?
It's very empty here.
"Find out what Markl is wearing."
"Markl is inside the trailer"
"and both you and Markl must stay in your seats."
"Markl may only communicate with his horn."
"You have a maximum of 15 minutes."
"The fastest wins."
"Your time starts now."
MAAARKL!
Markl!
You laugh so much.
We were having a conversation here.
It's easy to see when Inês likes a task and when not.
So, Markl, you were inside the trailer
but not as Nuno Markl.
You were something else.
In a role, that I chose,
that I thought would fit you perfectly.
And I'll ask you now: did you like being what you were?
Look Vasco...
it's in times like these that I realise how well you know me.
It's as if you read my mind,
incredible and frightening at the same time.
I know that what you want, deep down...
The mission of our contestants
was to find out who I was,
while my only way of communicating with them was...
Let's see the conversations I had
with Jessica, Inês, and Toy,
a collective that the world already knows
as Jess-In-Oy.
Markl?
Do you have...
What are you wearing?
A... golden skirt?
These honks are "yes"?
Are your honks "yes"?
OK, if I get it right, honk once.
If not, honk twice.
Give me one for a "yes" and two for a "no."
OK?
If it's "no", honk twice.
Are you in your underwear?
Naked?
Shorts?
Skirt? Dress?
It's all "no."
How boring, Markl!
Are you wearing rollerskates? If you are, honk once.
If not, honk twice.
You are not...
Do you have footwear on?
Are you barefoot?
What does three mean?
You're screwing me over!
Is three "more or less"?
Are you wearing a mask?
Yes.
Are you wearing sneakers?
Are you wearing flip-flops?
Sandals? Slippers? You son of a...
Damn it!
Do you have socks on?
Are you dressed as a princess?
Are you dressed as a super hero?
Do you have a different outfit?
Are you dressed as an animal?
An animal!
A bunny?
Dog?
A whale?
A teddy bear?
Cat? Sheep?
A bee?
Dolphin!
Does your animal have warm colours?
Markl!
You don't know how to answer?
Is it a farm animal?
A piggy?
Does this animal like the cold?
A little cow!
It's a cow, inside.
Is it an ox?
A cow?
You're a cow?
I won!
Right?
Come out, I want to see you, you cow!
Can I go?
Thank you!
Goodbye then!
I can't see?
I won, I won, I won!
Jes-In-Oy, performing very well, this collective...
Inês, you were very happy?
This is clearly your type of game.
I love it!
I don't know what was making me laugh so hard.
When I realised Markl was dressed as an animal...
And guessing... "A bunny!"
When I realised it was a cow...
nobody let me see, I only saw it now.
How long do you think you took?
I don't know, but I was fast, I think.
I think so.
I think I was fast.
Do you also think you were fast, Toy? - Not so much, no.
Inês only now realised that the time counts.
Time is essential here.
Let's start with who took longer.
It was Jessica.
6 minutes and 59 seconds.
I took the longest?
6:59. Who comes next?
Next comes Inês with 5 minutes and 44 seconds.
And finally, Toy with 2 minutes and 54 seconds.
Everything is relative.
A man from the farm...
I was thinking this went well for me...
Who's next?
Next comes Gilmário Vemba,
a man who thought too much about
different nomenclatures between Portugal and Angola,
when it comes to the industry of...
The what?
Which industry?
When it comes to the nomenclatures
of the clothing industry.
See, it wasn't so hard. Press the button.
What is Markl wearing?
Is he wearing a shirt?
Does that mean "yes" or "no"?
Honk for "yes".
And the one for "no".
OK!
Markl, are you wearing a t-shirt?
Without a t-shirt?
God help me!
It is a common garment?
That's where it starts to go wrong.
I will start to justify myself here:
there are names for certain clothes in Portugal
that don't exist in Angola.
Either they don't exist or we call it differently.
Here begins the first failure of communication.
When a guy doesn't even know
what the clothing is called.
A long coat?
I don't even know what that is, but I've heard it before.
A bed sheet?
A bed spread? A duvet?
A blanket?
Is this clothing like a complete set?
Is it something ridiculous?
Even the honk was...
It is necessary to take into account that I come from a different reality.
There are things that are not part of my day-to-day life,
that are not even part of the day-to-day life of anybody that lives in Angola.
We are 30 million inhabitants
and probably nobody ever
used what Markl is wearing,
which is pretty ridiculous,
a unique piece...
What could it be?
It's not lingerie? That would be like...
Thank god.
Is it a suit of armour?
Not even in medieval times...
Is it a space suit?
That was my last guess.
I'll leave without knowing anything?
Without knowing what the hell type of clothes they are?
At the end of the day, I'll be proven right.
It's something that has nothing to do with the reality of the 'Mangops'. [Angolans]
It's some European stuff, from here...
It has nothing to do with Africa and nobody warned me.
Aren't there any cows in Africa?
No, no, nobody dresses as a cow, we eat them.
I have seen
'The Devil Wears Prada'
but not 'The Devil Wears Cow'...
Gilmário, now that you've seen it,
maybe the approach could have been a little bit different?
No, never.
In my head, "something that Markl is wearing"
means something he normally wears.
He, like, goes to the mall,
goes somewhere...
But he actually goes to the mall like this.
Nobody does that in Angola...
As a cow? No way!
Gilmário, unfortunately, did not manage to complete the task.
I lose with pride.
There were twenty minutes of questions
and, at the end, an attribution to the cultural differences between Portugal and Angola.
It's true.
Right, because we are different in terms of clothing.
Nobody dresses as a cow.
Nobody dresses as a cow... Maybe that's what's needed.
So, what are we watching next? Who is missing?
Well, Vasco...
You remember Miss Marple,
the character created by Agatha Christie,
who could solve mysteries by relying solely
on a deep knowledge of human nature?
Of course. I'm a big fan.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Inês Castel-Branco,
Miss Marple of the cows!
Markl, are you wearing underpants?
Honk once for "yes", twice for "no".
You have underpants, great!
Are you wearing shorts?
No.
Are you wearing a dress?
Are you wearing a bra?
A hat?
A shirt?
A t-shirt?
A robe?
As you wearing a costume?
Are you wearing an animal suit?
Great.
Are you a four-legged animal?
Are you a cow?
Did you see this?
Wasn't this incredible?
Can't I see him? It ends like this?
I was very impressed with this.
I play a lot of charades at home.
Yes.
I mean, why am I justifying myself for being so good?
"I am great!"
I'm sorry. I play a lot of games at home.
And since it was the first task,
you know what you're dealing with right away.
A perfect occasion to say, what a cow!
[that's right, somehow he got away with it]
A cow with a lot of luck, right?
How wonderful!
How long did it take Inês to arrive at the conclusion
that you were a big cow?
Let's do the whole list.
In last place, Gilmário, who didn't make it.
Not in last place, I didn't compete.
He was doing his own thing.
Then we have Jessica, with 6:59.
Inês Aires Pereira with 5:44.
Then Toy with 2:54.
And then, Inês Castel-Branco with one minute...
and seven seconds.
Send the accumulated scores to our screen.
Let's do it.
At this moment, Jessica, Inês Castel-Branco and Toy
are tied in first place with 7 points.
Then there's Gilmário with 5 points.
And Inês Aires Pereira, with 4 points.
A round of applause for our five.
What is the next task, my dear Nuno?
Do you remember my séance?
I do...
It's more or less the same thing.
Here we are.
How bare-bones.
This room is usually used for tasks...
that dirty your clothes.
"Sneeze. Fastest wins."
"Your time starts now."
I haven't done anything else but sneeze since I've been here.
You should take the opportunity.
How do I sneeze?
I need to go to the kitchen, right?
What is it? Pepper?
Like a sneeze sneeze...?
Or a fake sneeze?
A sneeze.
I'm asking you, Nuno:
Everybody understood the rules easily?
It's a good thing to ask.
This can be confusing.
By the way, when you gave me this task
I had to read it several times to understand it.
But that was because you didn't have your glasses.
Don't forget that.
That's true, too.
That said, let's watch the sneezes of Inês and Gilmário.
I don't know how to sneeze.
Oh, wait, I have a trick for sneezing.
Wait. So, I have to stare into the light...
Was that a sneeze?
I did it.
That was a sneeze?
You won't need this later?
I don't feel like sneezing, not even a little bit.
I don't know how to sneeze!
How does one sneeze?
It's strange because Corona hasn't passed completely yet...
People don't want to sneeze in public.
So, how are we going to do this?
My experience...
is the pepper thing...
To sniff pepper.
But every time I did that
I didn't sneeze.
I just felt really bad.
And I don't feel like doing that now.
So the best thing to do would be to stop recording...
This would stay between us, and I'd do a fake sneeze.
This is very stupid.
We wouldn't say anything to anybody.
I can bring cake from my daughter's birthday for everybody,
on Thursday.
A slice for each one. [unintelligible]
That's the bribe? A cake?
What do you want me to do?
How horrible, Gilmário!
There it is, Gilmário.
This doesn't even...
This is all hard.
This is a bit too thick for...
I didn't know it would be so easy...
Is it coming?
Thank you.
Why didn't I get this earlier?
Are you satisfied?
Was it not a sneeze?
Now you!
No.
Welcome to Taskmaster,
the only show in the world where someone sneezes
and it seems like it was a goal by Éder.
[football player, scored goal that made Portugal win the European Championship in 2016]
Gilmário, you knew immediately what to do?
Yes, yes, yes.
Inês, you lost a lot of time trying to bribe my crew, didn't you?
Right. And it was so stupid.
If I had known it was so easy,
I would have picked up the feather right away.
And I would have won.
Just a reminder that she tried to bribe us some with some leftover cake.
From her daughter's birthday.
"The one who has... is not obliged..." [she mangles a proverb]
[Inês Castel-Branco assists] "The one who gives what they have..."
"The one who gives what they have is not..." [she misspeaks again]
[Toy] "... is not obliged to give more."
There were a lot of words missing, right?
"The one who gives what they have is not obliged to give more."
[Toy] Next task: proverbs!
I'll never bring croissants again!
Inês is one of those people that omits many words when saying proverbs.
"Because the chicken... neighbour mine!"
["The neighbour's chicken is always better than mine", similar to "The grass is always greener..."]
But I got there! And I meant it.
And the times? That's what matters.
Inês Aires Pereira took 7:12 to sneeze.
Gilmário took 1:30.
Very well. Who's next?
Uncovering new paths in TV history
and making viewers realise they didn't know
how much they needed to see great public figures
shooting splashes of...
of spit and mucus...
It's time to see how well Toy and Jessica did.
You have a small buffet.
Man, he's so pragmatic.
He just goes and bam!
Maybe I have to go outside.
Or do I have to do everything in here?
Let's go for it.
Wait, I'm feeling there might be one coming...
Eating? To sneeze? Is that right?
I don't know. Sometimes there's things that in the mouth...
It's coming...
My nose is on fire but...
You just needed one, Jessica.
Each time I sneeze at home my son says I'm barking.
That's enough.
Thank you.
[unintelligible]
Wait...
That was it.
OK Toy, thank you.
OK.
I swear these are real.
"There's no famine that doesn't result in abundance." [another proverb]
Can I just say something?
This being the last programme.
There is nobody - nobody! -
who goes all-in on these tasks like Toy.
It's unbelievable.
Toy doesn't think, Toy acts.
You went to the kitchen... - To get pepper.
And Toy started seasoning his nose.
In the evening, I said to my wife:
"You put a lot of spices in the food..."
"This is not like you, you put too much spice in the food."
I still had pepper in my nose.
At a certain point, Toy says,
"My nose is on fire, but nothing's coming."
By the way, how many days later did you stop sneezing?
That day at the house, I was sneezing all day long.
It's true, she was on an epic allergy day.
I was always...
And when it was needed the most...
And when I needed it, I couldn't do it.
I think that activated it,
I kept sneezing until I got home.
Tell me the times for Jessica and Toy.
Well, Toy took 3:38
until he finally released a sneeze.
And Jessica, 2:43.
Congratulations to both.
What did this one do, for us to see her last?
What did she do?
Last and by herself?
By herself, with great protagonism...
Inês Castel-Branco is our last contestant,
and the last attempt we'll be watching.
What do you have to say?
Dear Vasco, prepare yourself,
You guys too, prepare yourselves.
Because with Inês...
it's going to be...
well, it's going to be different.
"Sneeze. Fastest wins. Time starts now."
I didn't even start the clock.
I win.
It's done?
Do you want me to do it again?
Maybe I'll start the clock first.
OK. One.. two...
Thank you.
[unintelligible]
Thank you.
That was extremely fast, wasn't it, Vasco?
Faster than Markl's finger...
Incredible, incredible...
And it was one of those sneezes that everyone makes:
[fake sneeze sound]
Do you want to open up the discussion?
I want to open the discussion.
You don't want me to say anything, do you?
I want to know your opinion about this sneeze.
I have nothing to say.
If this counts...
I'll just leave!
She did sneeze, didn't she?
You guys weren't there.
You guys don't know if snot came out,
or if spit came out...
She didn't sneeze, she pretended to sneeze!
You guys don't know if it was a real sneeze.
But I know, Inês!
Because it was not a real sneeze!
Yes it was.
More the first than the second...
Toy wants to speak. Toy, go ahead.
That booger removing machine...
wouldn't it have been useful...
Not boogers, nose hairs...
For you it's a booger remover.
No, the boogers just don't stay there...
The booger roaster... [Markl] Booger crusher.
Wouldn't it have been useful?
The truth is that it's the first time I came on here.
Nobody told me it was to be taken seriously.
They just told me "you have to be funny."
You think they explained it to us? That we have a degree?
You've been here for months doing tasks.
Are we clowns?
That was funny, you see how people laughed at your sneeze?
Nobody told me to do it for real.
It said "sneeze", I sneezed!
I think Inês Castel-Branco deserves 1 point.
I don't mind losing this one.
The fastest, not counting the debatable sneeze of Inês,
was Gilmário, who took one and a half minutes.
Next, Jessica with 2:43,
then Toy with 3:38...
And 2 kg of pepper!
And Inês Aires Pereira with 7:12.
Okay...
I'm giving 5 points to Gilmário,
who was the fastest.
Let me check the times...
I'm giving 4 points to Jessica,
3 to Toy, 2 to Inês AP
and...
A single point for you, OK?
A single point.
Now we have a new leader, Jessica Athayde, with 11 points.
We have Toy and Gilmário tied with 10.
Inês Castel-Branco has 8 points,
and Inês Aires Pereira has 6.
This is how we are then, on today's Taskmaster.
Fun stuff so far, a lot of craziness
because we've been watching recorded material
but maybe there's a bit of live action missing in our studio.
So raise those wonderful glutes, guys,
because it's time to show what you're worth in our first studio task.
A round of applause for these five incredible contestants!
Markl, we have our first live task,
you're holding the task, and who's reading it?
Mrs. Jessica Athayde will read the task.
Thank you.
"Put on a sleeping bag and make sure"
"your arms go through the respective holes,"
"the zipper is closed all the way up,"
"and the hood is over your head."
"Then, salute the Taskmaster"
"for five seconds."
"Then, get into the second sleeping bag and make sure"
"your arms go through the respective holes,"
"the zipper is closed all the way up, and the hood is over your head."
"You must do all this while in the first sleeping bag."
"Then, jump rope once. The fastest wins."
Sounds easy to me.
Can I take off my shoes?
Yes, you can.
If Toy can, I can too.
Of course...
Let's go, bro!
Ready?
Gilmário, ready?
Jessica, ready?
Standing up!
Oops, maybe my panties showed...
This doesn't come out.
Toy, that's not an arm.
One, two, three, four, five.
Thank you. Gil?
One, two, three, four, five.
I've finished!
Done!
You have to face him!
Done!
She finished first?
I was the first, OK?
Everything OK, Gilmário?
Oh, I didn't put the hood up... I've lost.
Gil finished.
Toy is struggling a lot.
This is nice.
Fair play is nice, isn't it?
This is nice.
Where's the hole?
"Where's the hole?!"
Now you just need to jump.
One time is enough!
Couldn't the task have been just rope jumping?
Task completed.
Congratulations to all.
We will have one winner,
you can take it all off and come down.
Applause for Taskmaster's magnificent five!
Thank you for your commitment and your dedication to the sleeping bag's cause.
It was beautiful.
However, we had only one winner.
Jessica Athayde, who gets 3 points in this task,
so she's the winner of the first studio task.
How's the current scoreboard?
Jessica Athayde has cemented her position in the leadership
with 14 points.
Then, Toy and Gilmário, both with 10.
Inês Castel-Branco has 8 points.
Inês Aires Pereira at bottom of the table, with 6 points.
What's the next task, Nuno?
I don't know if everybody knows that Vasco Palmeirim, the Taskmaster,
is someone who loves orderliness.
Things in his cupboards are arranged in a colour gradient,
the clothes as well.
The hangers must all be equal...
Essentially, he's one of those people that,
if they see a crooked picture in someone's home,
goes there and straightens it.
All true. I can confirm.
So if you, at home, happen to be like our Taskmaster,
we must warn you that the next task
may disturb the most sensitive viewers.
I found some bunny ears.
"Make the biggest mess"
"and return everything to how it was."
"You have ten minutes."
Make the biggest mess and leave everything as it was?
Correct.
The same?
Exactly the same.
Are you prepared for this?
It's that task where you have to be strong.
The trailer was so tidy.
Why do I have these ideas? Why, God?
Press the button then.
Let's go.
How do you ask someone to make a mess?
I'm loving using you.
Can't I beat you and the whole crew up? Until you're all swollen...
Then ice...
For the crew's sake, better not.
My mess will be here.
A controlled mess...
to then to put the things in place.
Open your mouth.
Done. Now I'll put everything as it was.
This should have been a programme with support.
With just two of my children here,
nobody would know what had happened.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
It's complicated.
This is going to be difficult.
Also not...
Time's up.
Except for the pig, is everything really back?
I think so.
It was a good attempt. Thank you, Inês.
The chair, Inês!
I won't even mention that you broke my piggy.
It wasn't me, it was Markl.
It was you, Markl?
Me?!
It was Markl.
I put it on his head and he moved.
I'm very sorry, Vasco.
It doesn't matter, I have more piggies.
But you missed the chair, right?
You didn't see it, on the other side of the fence.
Gilmário, I liked your concept of "controlled mess".
You wanted to do something minimally controlled
so that all damage was easier to recover from.
Exactly.
And how did things work out for you?
Wonderfully!
I left the trailer better than I found it.
Thank you for that.
Next mess.
If the next mess were a movie,
Jessica Athayde and Toy would not only be the main actors,
but also would be responsible
for set design and the soundtrack.
Just one word:
djembe.
Thank you.
You don't want to come with me?
I can go.
♪ The bells ring ♪ ♪ on the church towers ♪
I like to disorganise in an organised way.
You'll use the whistle...
on my signal.
Let's make noise.
♪ They asked me to disorganise ♪ ♪ but here I am improvising ♪
♪ the weekend that passed ♪
♪ was this madness that you see ♪
Done.
How long do I have left?
You have seven and a half minutes.
Seven minutes?
♪ I've already disorganised ♪
♪ Now I'll have to clean it up ♪
I've made the mess and now
I'm going to put everything back in the exact same place.
I'm exhausted.
Right.
And the door was closed.
Maybe not many people noticed this detail...
but now everything is exactly as it was.
Is nothing missing, Toy?
What do you think is missing?
Maybe not, maybe not.
You're right!
This is just love.
So, Jessica and Toy bet
on the double meaning of 'mess'.
Besides the physical mess,
also an audible mess. ['confusão'=mess/uproar/confusion]
Obviously! For a mess, there has to be noise.
Without noise, there's no mess.
But you weren't very messy, you always kept the rhythm
and singing "look at me I can sing and I have this voice..."
I really created an audible mess.
No, what you did was noise pollution.
It's true, I did. It's a compliment.
Everything went back to how it was before?
Yes, that's right. I stayed for too long
hugging a heart-shaped pillow that said "I love you very much."
It looked good on you. - Thank you, Toy.
And now we're only missing the mess by Inês Aires Pereira.
From what I've seen on Taskmaster so far,
this task is the perfect occasion for Inês Aires Pereira
to let it all out.
I'm a bit afraid of what Inês might have done.
You know, life is full of surprises, Vasco.
While the other contestants used things from the trailer and shed
to create the intended mess,
Inês Aires Pereira took only one thing,
and it was hers.
Or maybe calling David and saying it's a girl after all?
This is a mess.
Do I make a video call?
No, I'd better not or he'll realise immediately...
No, not video!
But I always make a video call!
Hello!
Hello daddy!
I don't see anybody.
I can't make the video work...
Look, I have a bombshell...
it's a girl.
So it will not be a Joaquim but a Joaquina.
You can make fun as much as you like but we've decided. [Joaquina is an old-fashioned name]
You are the ones that should decide. You know best, for fuck's sake.
OK then, I've told you the news.
Kisses!
It's a girl!
Go Joaquina!
They just accepted the name Joaquina.
Very much so!
Now I'm going to call my agent.
[unintelligible]
Babe, look, I'm leaving this show and I'm not coming back.
It's over. - What?
Markl looks like a saint but I've caught him talking about me...
I'm not well, Inês...
I need to not think about this any more.
Please call Pipo.
Kisses. Talk to you soon. Sorry...
Call me when you've calmed down.
I'll call you again in two minutes.
Demon!
"Take care of yourself!" She'll kill me!
Markl!
I caught you talking behind my back...
David won't believe it because he knows I'm here.
I will try my father-in-law...
Uncle! - Hello!
You won't believe it.
It's a girl!
It's a girl after all? - Yes.
She'll just be Joaquina.
No, save Joaquim for a boy.
David doesn't want more children, uncle.
Joaquina is a bit of a heavy name...
It's nice, uncle, it's nice.
It's the name of a queen.
Carlota Joaquina was a queen, was she not?
Uncle, my car is arriving. - Is it really a girl?
It is. I'll call you back, uncle.
You have one minute.
Mum! Is father there?
Yes. - It's a lie, it's a lie!
It's a boy! I was kidding.
Hello? - I was kidding, uncle!
Yes, love?
My love, I'm sorry, this was a task.
This was a task.
I was messing with you. You'll be on...
I'm a good person! I don't talk badly about others!
You know me, Inês!
Markl is a good person.
It's done.
Thank you, Inês.
I bet the other suckers were just running around...
zing zing zing...
"Zing zing zing..."
Now you see what she thinks of you!
Zing zing zing...
"I bet the other sucker were just running around... zing zing zing..."
Was that what I said? - It was.
Inês, after seeing this, my impression is that
this was not a task for you, it was just pleasure.
You first called your parents,
telling them that you're not having a boy but a girl.
Then you called your agent...
I called my mother-in-law, who didn't pick up. Then my father-in-law...
Then my agent.
To Inês, saying you want to quit the show
because Markl is a backstabber.
Yes. - My god...
Markl is a traitor!
But your agent, Inês, must have been very disappointed in me.
She has know me for many years.
What must she have thought?
I was devastated.
I then told her it was a lie...
but then I said, "more or less...".
Points for you...
I don't accept less than five!
Making ultimatums to the Taskmaster.
I'm in last...
I'm on the ass... sorry...
You already won everything, leave a little for the rest...
I'm giving 2 points to Inês Castel-Branco.
But I was the only one who really made a mess.
But OK...
We're already too comfortable with the competition!
You know best...
I don't want more people called Inês on the show!
She's worse than me!
What is wrong with these Inêses?
I actually think Inês deserves to win... but I deserve second place!
This is her first day.
Imagine if she were a regular contestant!
She'd be punching people by now...
Aren't you going to have a baby?
You'll have to be replaced, love...
I will give...
3 points to Toy and Jessica.
Gilmário was very thorough, especially in the second part.
You dusted the place...
Everything went back to how it was in the caravan, so you get 4 points.
And 5 points to Inês Aires Pereira for the mess she made.
I will then ask Markl
to transmit to our screen, please...
what the current scoreboard looks like.
Oh no, look who's last! [/s]
Is this how you treat your guests?
In first place is Jessica Athayde, with 17 points,
followed by Gilmário, with 14.
Toy with 13, Inês Aires Pereira with 11,
and our guest Inês Castel-Branco, with 10.
But a lot can still happen.
I am particularly looking forward to the next task
because it's a task that involves art.
Art, it's true.
And oh boy are we going to get art, Vasco!
What was that?
Allergies. Just allergies, Vasco.
Hello there.
This place scares me a little.
Not numbers, not math...
Relax...
"Draw a portrait of the 'Taskmasker'... master..."
"Draw a portrait of the Taskmaster"
"using 16 sheets of A1 paper."
"You may not remove the sheets from the pad while you are drawing."
"After completing the task, the sheets will be arranged"
"according to the pattern you can see on the first page."
That's where I got lost already.
I don't understand.
"You can only draw on the sheets provided"
"and you have to use all 16 sheets."
"Best portrait wins."
What?
"You have 20 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
At first glance, this is...
impossible!
If you already don't draw well,
now you have to draw in pieces.
Does this mean that this is going to be upside down?
Huh?
Yes.
And it has to be in this order here?
Let say...
"Let's say..."
This is the second sheet.
[juvenile voice] I know! I'm going to draw Vasco Palmeirim with long hair.
What does he look like?
I'm going to retouch it soon but this is just a draft...
Here it's just more hair, hair, hair, hair, hair....
Let's pretend he has a beard.
A beard?
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair.
Preparation usually takes longer.
Just to see how things work.
Or else I'd just be advancing blindly.
Ear.
Wait...
This has an order.
I don't understand anything about this task but I'm going to pretend I do.
That's it.
A little more open here.
This is all for 14.
14.
This is art!
Sacred art!
It was very hard.
Now I have to do another one.
I realised what I did wrong here.
So stupid...
I should have started with page 12 for the first one.
I'm getting confident now.
Fuck, 16 was upside down...
It's done.
I don't accept that I did this wrong.
This one I cannot accept.
Can I try again?
What do you think about it?
A huge pile of shit!
And the numbers upside down...
Guys, usually you are more cheerful after...
Can't wait to see it!
But you're the only one, Toy.
I look at the others, and they're all,
"My god, I don't want to see this."
I should have done like Jessica: arrive and destroy everything...
You stayed a long time, holding the pen
and looking at the blank sheet.
It was really just to make some time for the camera.
Nothing... Impossible...
Honestly, I don't understand
what our contestants found so complicated.
How is it possible?
Who never...
Who never made a portrait of someone piece by piece
on separate pages, out of order,
and some of them upside-down?
People just like to complain!
How annoying.
That said, I want to see art.
And maybe, despite this general dismay,
after arranging the sheets in the correct order,
maybe we will have excellent works of art
that I will hang on my walls,
using those little nails that come with a hook.
This is the kind of portrait where you look at it
and immediately know who it represents.
No! Oh no!
Mine is the best!
I got the eyes right.
They are in the same place.
I can't see mine.
Do you remember those games from the '80s where you had to order the little pieces?
Where you had to build the pictures?
If you order the sheets in a certain way you might see your face there.
I think Toy's is the best.
Somehow, in Inês', a cross appears at a certain point.
A cross, an aquarium with a little fish...
But what did Toy understand that we didn't?
It is all a matter of intelligence.
Inês, there's a message here?
Yes.
What did you write?
I really can't understand.
"I didn't have time for the rest,"
"but the Taskmaster is beautiful."
Thank you very much.
I am very proud of my portrait.
Toy, I think it's fair to say,
Fair.
unequivocally, that Toy's portrait is, among all of them...
You were the one that understood the ordering of the sheets...
I also understood, look at the eyes.
That was a number that was upside-down.
Toy's eyes look like some accident...
He's winking.
One of Toy's eyes is upside-down.
I was number 3, I think, that was like this.
The eyes are ordered in an unbelievable way.
Not even I thought that was going to happen.
But I look at Toy's and I see you, Vasco.
5 points go to Toy.
Without a doubt, 5 points have to go to Toy.
4 points for Gilmário...
The rest is very complicated.
Mine's not complicated, and it has the eyes.
Vasco, look at the eyebrows I made for you!
Okay, I'm going to give 1 point to Jessica.
I will give 2 points to Inês AP.
3 points to Inês CB.
I'm going to give 4 points to Gilmário, and 5 points to Toy.
This is how the points are given in this task.
♪ It was in your eyes, that I rested ♪ ['Teu Olhar' by Matias Damásio]
[Inês CB] Grain, grain... belly! [proverb: "Grain by grain, the chicken fills its belly"]
Nuno Markl, hit it, please!
At this point, who is in the lead?
This is the situation now.
Toy catches up to Jessica and Gilmário,
all with 18 points, in the lead.
And then the Inêses...
with 13 points each.
Today is the last episode of this season
and I thought we really had to raise the game.
Let's go all-in, and let's bet hard, hard, hard,
and continue with art.
And it is a good idea, Vasco.
This way, instead of cancelling us,
they can always put the next season on RTP2. [public channel that is more highbrow]
Nuno, in terms of art,
and after all this...
abstractionism,
what comes next?
Now, after the art of drawing,
we wanted our contestants to become video artists.
Hello?
I'm already being filmed?
It's recording.
Right in the double chin...
"With this camera attached to your head, record the most incredible video."
"You have 10 minutes to plan your video"
"and then another 10 minutes to record it."
"Your time starts now."
An incredible video.
Recorded....
with the camera on my head.
OK.
You make a good shot.
Despite the last task, I continue to believe
in the artistic potential of these five people sitting in front of me.
And please,
for the love of all that's holy,
tell me we have material worthy of being taken,
for example, to video festivals.
We have material here worthy of being taken to festivals.
I'll even tell you which festivals.
These videos are worthy of being taken to those kinds of festivals
in which the light goes out,
or the projector malfunctions,
and they conclude they can't show the videos.
Therefore, nobody sees them,
and the winner has to be chosen by picking the names of the contestants
from out of a hat.
It's this kind of festival.
I am impatient,
especially after the last task.
I think that the artistic side of our contestants is on fire today.
And so I ask you, if you'd be so kind,
to show us the first piece you have there.
Right, let's open with an epic
of action and martial arts,
conceived and protagonised by...
Bruce-ilmário Lee-Vemba!
At the head of a great cast.
And - attention! -
the guy who plays the final boss is also very good.
It's beautiful! - Spectacular!
Wow!
Mission accomplished!
I dare say...
that this turned out better than you expected.
Much better! The effects were fantastic.
I just asked for something like a game...
I played a lot... of other people's games.
Brilliant, Gilmário. Very good.
You could give out the 5 points now.
Right, how do you do better than this?
I don't want to be next...
Ask Markl what comes next.
What is next?
We will see Inês Castel-Branco in her debut as director.
Inês decided to tell a love story.
After these martial arts from Gilmário,
I think we deserve a little bit of old-fashioned love.
I wouldn't call it old-fashioned.
Then what is it?
A lot of fruit, Vasco. A lot of fruit.
This... is a love story.
In a world full of oranges,
there was an orange that stood out.
She was... a sad orange.
Then, one day, she decided to look for happiness.
She no longer identified herself with citrus fruits.
She could no longer stand the oranges.
She could no longer stand the green oranges, the orange oranges.
She could no longer stand the lemons, the lemons' cousins.
She was unhappy. She felt alone.
And there were only oranges around her.
She continued searching.
She went to the limes, but they also did not fill her heart.
She kept on searching.
She kept on searching, but found nothing and was getting sadder and sadder.
Couldn't find anyone, the poor orange.
Until she thought: "I will find my soulmate."
She continued, continued searching.
And then she felt it...
a smell of olive oil.
A smell that was familiar to her.
A smell that perhaps was what she was looking for.
And then she found...
the olive!
She found her soulmate.
And they lived happily ever after.
I found it moving.
After this, I hope that many children at home
ask, before sleeping, "Daddy, tell me the story of the orange and the olive."
I have to ask: why?
Why an orange falling in love with an olive and vice-versa?
Why not? Why not?
Sometimes olive oil makes sense.
A bit of olive oil in our life is good.
In that case, it was good for the orange. She immediately changed her expression.
I especially liked the slow-motion.
Yes, very nice.
You also made your own soundtrack.
You'll have to be the one paying to Mr. Vangelis, not us. Thanks.
Inês Castel-Branco, one more beautiful story, one more video.
And what work follows, in our movie club?
It's Inês Aires Pereira's.
Inês, in a certain way, pays us an homage.
It's about us, Vasco.
About us?
I can't wait to see what extraordinary actors
Inês has chosen to play Palmeirim and Markl.
As far as the actors are concerned,
keep you expectations at a... reasonable level.
I'm just going to say that.
Hello, master! - Hello.
So, how is it going?
Meh... - Meh?
Yes.
I don't know if we chose the right contestants.
What do you mean?
That is, apart from Inês. She is unbelievable!
Of course, tell me everything!
I can't...
all the information is on the task.
Damn it! I'm sorry.
This is not what I wanted to say. You'll see later.
So, until then...
Until then, what?
Until the galas. [live shows]
OK, sorry, I'm all mixed up.
I was joking. Until then, I'm giving you the task to treat the girl well.
The others, forget about them. [literally: "The others, shit on them."]
Your time starts now.
One thing I loved is that Inês calls these 'galas'.
Right.
I feel like I'm on 'Big Brother' or 'The Voice'...
"I'll leave you with the task to treat the girl well."
"The others, shit on them."
So, big toes. Right, Inês?
Big toes...
Microphone protectors...
a grey one and a black one.
And I think I was very good as Markl.
[imitating] "Damn it!"
His annoying sentence, "All the information is on the task."
I liked the subtle way I exit the scene.
Crawling...
I couldn't do more.
One more good story and wonderful video on Taskmaster.
Let's see the next one, Nuno.
Well, we've had an action movie,
a romantic comedy, toes...
Now we have Jessica Athayde, proposing something that
initially looks like a documentary,
in the traditional style of the classic RTP programme 'TV Rural'.
[agricultural programme from the '60s]
And then, all of a sudden, it turns into something else.
Into what? - Something more aggressive.
Let's see.
We came here...
to the wild Taskmaster.
Food's here!
There, Inês.
Eat the food.
Come, come to your sister Inês.
Eat, eat, eat...
Look, Inês, look at all your sisters.
Look how well you fit in there, Inês.
Finally with all her friends.
I think 'sheep' is not an insult.
It's not.
They're so fluffy...
It's not even a goat, it is a 'meh-meh'.
After seeing the others' videos
I'm feeling very bad...
Right, because it's a pile of shit.
It's really bad...
Shouldn't I have said it?
I'm sorry Jessy... - No, it's true.
It's really bad.
It has my face...
Even the one with the orange...
an orange falling in love with an olive...
is better than this.
I realised right away mine was shit when I saw Gilmário's.
Mine was maybe too good, I overdid it...
He overdid it. Inês made, like, poetry...
[Toy] Are we watching a real movie, or what?
And what is coming out of here?
Toy, how would you describe your movie?
I will appear in a way I never did before.
I am anxiously awaiting Toy's short film.
Well, Toy proposes an unclassifiable film,
that, after a sleepless night, thinking about what I saw,
I would define as an erotic thriller...
in which he is the only protagonist.
He is proud...
Considering what you just said,
I don't know if the world is prepared for what's coming.
Nobody is prepared for this.
But we have to be strong, to see
the mix of sex appeal and terror...
that I decided to call
'StripToyse'.
[Brazilian accent] Wonderful!
You think you're smart?
Beautiful...
These were long...
And now...?
You wish!
That's enough.
These ones are for tomorrow.
The movie is over.
What a clown...
Explain to me...
what's the message of the movie?
The message of the movie is:
never criticise
the most fantastic human beings on Earth - women,
who sacrifice so much to be beautiful, for us men to enjoy.
"For us men?!"
I saw this trainwreck coming...
I haven't finished! - Then you better redeem yourself...
For us men to enjoy,
and appreciate the great capacity that women have for suffering
to really be...
And if God exists...
I am agnostic... - You're digging yourself deeper...
God could only be a woman.
I have a great respect for the female sex, they're wonderful.
Very well. I'm going to give...
1 point to Jessica. - Of course.
'StripToyse' gets 2.
So much sacrifice!
I'll give 3 points...
to Inês AP.
Because of the love story... I liked the love story.
Oh how beautiful! I'm an orange and I saw an olive!
Oh how beautiful, a toe!
Hey! It was much more difficult, physically.
I glued stuff!
What do you know? I came out of there with leaves on my neck!
I glued stuff to my foot...
The combat is about to begin!
The Epic Fight, Inês vs Inês.
4 points to Inês Castel-Branco and 5 points to Gilmário Vemba.
I'll never come back again.
How are we in relation to the scores, Nuno Markl?
Gilmário takes the lead, with 23 points.
He is followed by Toy with 20,
Jessica with 19,
Inês Castel-Branco with 17,
and Inês Aires Pereira with 16.
This means we are now going to the last Taskmaster competition.
We will find out who will win tonight's prize.
And then we will have to do the maths,
because we will be adding up the scores of each show.
The person with the highest score will take home
this bust of myself, as a final prize.
A big applause for the five Taskmaster magnificents!
Thank you. Thank you.
The last Taskmaster task.
The last live task, where everything will be decided.
And I'm enjoying being here on stage with you.
Finally, finally in the last one.
Markl, the task is in your hand. Who will read it?
I will give it to Inês Castel-Branco, our guest for today.
With her sexy voice...
So you can redeem yourselves from what you've done to me today?
It's all a conspiracy against you, CB.
"Slide..." - Do a GPS voice. - "Slide...!"
"... a drink to the Taskmaster."
"The worst player of each round is eliminated,"
"and must leave the bar."
"The last person remaining, wins."
I'll be the one asking for the drink.
Looking at the table
and, from the smallest to the largest, we have:
a shot glass, a small table wine glass,
a water glass, a white wine glass,
and a red wine glass.
This is like in 'Coyote Ugly'.
It is, but without the girls dancing on the bar,
and without LeAnn Rimes singing 'Can't Fight the Moonlight'.
We will begin like this, from Inês to Inês.
I'm always the first.
I would like, please, Inês Aires Pereira,
a small table wine glass.
We don't serve water here!
Isn't that what they say?
Can I whistle the whistle?
You can, if you want.
So tell me, I'll put it down and do like this...?
Exactly.
There you go, Taskmaster!
Well done, Inês.
Gilmário Vemba!
Tell me, sir, what would you like?
Gilmário, I'd like a small table wine glass, please.
A small table wine glass...
This is a small table wine glass. - It is.
Enjoy your drink.
Gilmário won't be eliminated in this round.
Hello, Jessica!
I won't win...
Ms. Jessica, I'd like a small table wine glass, please.
This never goes well for me.
Careful, try not to hit the others.
There it is, nobody thought about me.
I'm glad I was the first...
Oh, now you're happy?
This is almost like that thing in... - Snooker.
Jessica Athayde!
It's not cleaning up much...
Maybe we need another cloth...
It's really drying... [not]
The technique is touching, isn't it?
Toy, let's go!
You've got it, friend!
What do you desire?
Since we're here, another small table wine glass, please.
One more?
Do you have a preferred beverage?
That one will do.
I was not the first...
An accident now on A2... [highway]
What now?
Now...
you're going to sit on the bench,
because your glass fell down.
And now, Inês Castel-Branco.
Which bench?
On this one.
I was eliminated? - Your glass fell down...
Let me guess, the usual?
It is the usual. Thank you, Inês.
Now I have a whole corridor here...
Bam!
The Taskmaster caught it!
Nice reflexes.
Many years at bars...
So, Toy was eliminated in this round.
My glass fell because you didn't catch it.
The Taskmaster catches the glass when it arrives here...
Actually, the Taskmaster caught your glass or it would break on the floor!
Inês, let's go for the second round.
You know what I'd like? A shot!
A little shot? - Yes.
[unintelligible]
Oh my gawd!
Poor thing... [/s]
A round of applause for Inês Castel-Branco.
This one is difficult.
Son of a...
I'll leave!
I know the way.
And now the grand final.
If he breaks it, I win?
If he breaks it, you win.
Therefore, Gilmário, maybe play it safe,
I don't know, it's up to you.
But we are in a sudden death final.
Red or white? - Red!
Yes, red.
It's the final, let's go to the most...
You want a 'tintol'? [slang for red wine]
I love it when Gilmário does his best Portuguese accent.
[Portuguese accent] A 'tintol' coming right up, right on point.
Playing it safe...
He wasn't greedy.
Jessy! Jessy! Jessy!
You've never won, have you?
If your glass passes Gilmário's,
the points earned in this task are enough for you to win tonight.
If you don't do it, you know who wins this?
It's Gilmário.
I wouldn't be sad, because we are...
he's my brother from another mother and father...
And from another country...
He's your brother from another everything, basically.
Brother from another everything.
A glass of red wine, please.
Damn it, Markl!
Jessica! Jessica! Jessica!
Everybody down, come on!
This means that, on the last night of Taskmaster,
we have a first-time winner.
With the victory on this last task,
tonight's winner is Jessica Athayde!
Congratulations Jessica!
It is the last night of Taskmaster,
and we have to thank, first of all,
our fantastic audience.
They've been here week after week. Thank you!
Thanks also to the guests that sat on that last chair
and did amazing tasks.
Pedro Tochas, Rita Salema,
António Zambujo, Fernando Mendes,
Jorge Mourato, Carla Andrino,
Manuel Marques and Inês Castel-Branco.
Thank you, Inês!
And now it is time to know who is the winner
of this first season of Taskmaster in Portugal.
Up for grabs,
the bust!
Who will take the bust home?
Nuno Markl, you've done the maths?
Yes.
My god, my god.
It must be said that the ones competing are our fixed four.
And you will tell me who is in fourth place.
In fourth place,
with 152 points,
Jessica Athayde.
Jessica Athayde!
What's so funny about all this?
When Jessica won the task just now,
she thought she had won the season.
That's why she's laughing.
"I won! I won!" No, she's fourth.
In third place,
with 167 points,
Of course...
Gilmário Vemba!
Brilliant, my friend, brilliant.
Congratulations!
It's between me and Toy?
Do you want the second or the first?
Just say the first.
But, by the way, how many points separated Inês from Toy?
They are seven points apart.
8 weeks of competition, and only 7 points separate Inês and Toy.
And who is the big winner
of Taskmaster Portugal season 1?
The big winner is...
With how many points?
With 178 points.
Toy!
No! Noooooooo!
Toy!
Is the great winner!
Hold it by the base.
We have many similarities
but the 7 points of difference
is because my belly is a bit bigger than hers.
That's it.
We must always do a recap of what we have learned today.
Today we learned the following:
[in rhyme] If someone asks for a mess, if an uproar is needed,
some say "It's a Joaquina!", some grab the djembe.
Sneezing on the spot can be troublesome,
but maybe it's worth it to shove a feather up your schnozzle.
When solving a mystery, there is always someone who stands out.
67 seconds are enough to shout "It's Markl dressed as a cow!"
We had laughter, we had screams,
and sometimes fate was harsh.
On behalf of all, thank you very much.
This was Taskmaster!
Thank you, good evening!
English subtitles kindly created by u/isosamep
Proofreading by u/taskmastermaster