# TASKMASTER THEME
- "Tetumsis"! - "Tetumsis".
I won!
Take that.
PEDRO PLAYS TRUMPET What is that?
# TASKMASTER THEME
PEDRO SHOUTS PEDRO PLAYS TRUMPET
PEDRO SHOUTS GABRIELA LAUGHS
DISTORTED VOICE: A package for Mr. Nuno Markl.
You all lost.
# TASKMASTER THEME
APPLAUSE
VASCO: Did you come today? Are you okay?
Good evening. Calm down. One, two, three, four...
AUDIENCE: - Five! - The number of our senses.
Hearing, smell, touch, taste and vision.
AUDIENCE: Five!
The number of Jacksons in the famous musical group.
Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon and Michael.
- And... AUDIENCE: - Five!
The number of individuals who are in front of me every week.
They run, sweat, scream, cry, pray and rejoice,
always questioning the dignity of their being.
All to be able to take my golden head
to a podium that each of them has already built in their homes,
using ebony, rosewood and bubinga wood.
Bubinga? I really like bubinga.
Almost as much as I like baobab and jatoba.
- It's itauba. - Itauba. I was trying...
LAUGHTER
VASCO: - It's itauba, grandpa. - It's itauba.
Don't tell me you like itauba and jatoba.
- I love itauba and jatoba. VASCO: - They're my favorites.
But I confess that I like Chitãozinho and Xororó more.
MARKL: Alright.
Welcome to this nonsense that is "Taskmaster"!
APPLAUSE
(...)
MARKL: I fell down a ravine.
Next to me, the man who only recently
realized how television broadcasting works,
despite working in this field for decades.
One day he said: "How do people fit in that little box?"
Your applause for Nuno Markl!
APPLAUSE
- Thank you. AUDIENCE: - Markl!
Nuno next to me and who's in front of me?
Don't hold back on the applause for Pipoca Mais Doce, Ana!
APPLAUSE
AUDIENCE: Pipoca!
Next to Pipoca and so handsome, all in green, Gilmário Vemba!
- Thank you, Master. AUDIENCE: - Gilmário!
Paying homage to Britney Spears when she went with Justin Timberlake
to the MTV Awards in 2000, Gabriela Barros!
APPLAUSE
AUDIENCE: Gabriela!
In a more casual style, gray-haired, handsome, with a watch, stylish,
- Pedro Alves! - Wow!
AUDIENCE: - Pedro! - Thank you.
And our guest, a great actor.
He's a great guy, he's cool, he had to be in that chair.
Thank you to the competition for letting him.
Your applause for Lourenço Ortigão!
AUDIENCE: Lourenço!
Finally in that chair. How are you?
Very well. Very happy to see you.
VASCO: - How's the family? - They're wonderful.
I'm very happy to see these people again.
- Do you remember what you did? - Now that I've seen you, Markl,
I remember a game we played. - The ghosts have returned.
VASCO: - Don't say what it is yet. - I didn't remember.
We live here, but when Markl arrived,
I remembered very cool things we did together.
MARKL: True. - Thank you for coming.
APPLAUSE
Before we see the beautiful things that happened in my house,
we need to know what these individuals brought from their homes
to satisfy my request. - You've outdone yourself tonight.
They were asked to bring the most glorious thing
whose name sounds like Vasco Palmeirim when it's mumbled.
MARKL MUMBLES
- Ana, hello. - I brought a...
MUMBLES What?
- It sounded like...
- It sounded like Vasco Palmeirim. That's it. Let's see.
VASCO: - What is this? ANA: - It's a pot from Almeirim.
- Pot from Almeirim, Vasco Palmeirim. - Very good.
APPLAUSE
- Can you mumble again? PUBLIC: - Popcorn!
Silence, Ana will mumble once more.
MUMBLES - Pot from Almeirim. - Thank you.
- Start. VASCO: - Gilmário...
I don't know if I can do that what Pipoca did.
- It's mumbling. GILMÁRIO: - Mumbling?
I brought a... MUMBLES
- Is that how you do it? - A who?
MUMBLES
VASCO: - Let's see what it is. - A vase of rosemary.
VASCO: - A vase of rosemary. MUMBLES - It's a vase of rosemary.
VASCO: - It's a vase of rosemary. PUBLIC: - Gilmário!
"Taskmaster" is presented by... MARKL MUMBLES
VASCO: - Gabriela Barros. - I went very far to get this.
ANA: - Start. - Let the drama begin.
I brought a... MUMBLES
A? MUMBLES
VASCO: Can we see what Gabriela brought?
PEDRO: It all went to Almeirim.
- A tabasco from Almeirim. VASCO: - A tabasco from Almeirim.
MARKL: The guys went to Almeirim to get things.
APPLAUSE
GABRIELA: - I struggled... PUBLIC: - Gabriela!
I struggled until I ended up in Almeirim and that's where I found this.
- By coincidence. MARKL: - Didn't you cross paths?
One with a pot, the other with the hot sauce.
GABRIELA: - She found the pot... - There's no loss of points
for people who bring things from the same city?
Could it be that Pedro also went to Almeirim?
No. I spent the night leaning against a bar.
GABRIELA: - Against the wall of the bar? - Leaning against a bar, at the counter.
I was there trying to think and I kept drinking.
PEDRO MUMBLING VASCO: A dive in Almeirim.
MARKL: - Dive in Almeirim. - That's it.
AUDIENCE: - Pedro! GILMÁRIO: - Almeirim...
You're focused on the pun. Don't forget something important.
- The most glorious thing. ANA: - The soup is very glorious.
- It's a communal soup. - It's a pot with a stone.
Someone who brought you something valuable is a pepper to put in the food.
PEDRO: - You want something more glorious... VASCO: - Can I hear Lourenço?
PEDRO: ...than catching a grappa drunk
and managing to bring the bottle to come do this, the next day?
GILMÁRIO: - And full. - Lourenço, what did you bring?
I remembered trying to bring something that had to do with you.
There's one thing you've already assumed. You're a Sporting fan.
And there's an unavoidable figure for all Sporting fans
for all the achievements he has brought.
By chance, he's already left you now. Who's called...
- Ruben Amorim. - Exactly.
Then, I went to Madeira. Who is the figure that's at the airport?
- It's Ronaldo's bust. - I thought... Why not...
MUMBLING LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
- Wait. GILMÁRIO: - Did you have it made?
I made a point of bringing it, but there's a part that you said is true.
It had to be something glorious. Would you like to be reminded?
What is Ruben Amorim's small club?
- Isn't it Glorioso (Benfica's nickname) ? ANA: - It's Glorioso.
- There you go. - Makes sense. He deserves it.
- Ruben Amorim. AUDIENCE: - Lourenço!
- By the way, it's for you. VASCO: - You can put it next to mine.
Poor thing. What are you going to do with a bust that says RA on the back?
Ruben Amorim, who is from Benfica. What are you going to do with that?
I'm going to give a point to Gilmário's rosemary vase.
ANA: - Of course. - Rosemary vase?
MARKL: - It's just a rosemary vase. - It looks good in any room.
MARKL: - But will it be glorious? GABRIELA: - It's rubbish.
It's glorious.
- Two points for Gabriela. - You're out of your mind.
VASCO: - I'm going to give... - You're not right in the head.
- I'm going to give three points... to Pedro. - I'm outraged.
You're not well. I don't deserve that.
GABRIELA: - We went all the way to Almeirim. - I got drunk.
I spent an afternoon in Almeirim with this man.
And the soup that means so much to me, Pipoca, you get four.
But the glory of glories is the bust and Ruben.
It's your Benfica and it's five points for Lourenço. That's how we start.
APPLAUSE
You don't know what it cost me to say "glorious, your Benfica".
You don't know! But alright. First points awarded.
Let's see what happened in the tasks done at my house.
Nuno, how are we going to start today's program?
Let's start as if there were two people here
born between January 20th and February 18th.
We start with a pair of Aquarians.
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
- It's raining. MARKL: - It is.
- Perfect weather for taking a test. - I like your umbrella.
Cristina Ferreira, how are you?
We have pasta, egg, chocolate, I don't know if it's true or false,
a baguette, balloon, gloves, a little bit of tube
and a pump for lazy people.
- Can we eat? - First, you have to read.
- Is it time? MARKL: - Go for it.
I'm not going to eat this bread that was in the rain.
It sounds like the title of a book. "A Bread in the Rain".
Let's do this. Courage.
Pump and pasta.
If I start reading the letter in Kimbundu, I don't know.
"Without moving the aquariums, transfer the water from aquarium A to B."
Which is aquarium A and B?
In principle, it will be a transfer of water from a full one to an empty one.
I wasn't seeing it. Sorry.
"You can only use the items..."
"... the items on the table."
- What is this? MARKL: - It's a "fufufu".
"The winner is the one who transfers more water from aquarium A to aquarium B."
"You must narrate the task, referring to yourself in the third person."
- "You have five minutes." - "Time starts now."
- What is Pedro going to do? - No. To be another person,
in this case, the third person, you're going to call me Agostinho.
APPLAUSE
I went to ChatGPT and asked: "Dear AI,
"to make a transfer of water from one place to another,
what are the best objects that I can use?"
The answer that the AI gave me was hoses,
water pumps or buckets. What wasn't on that table?
Hoses, water pumps and buckets. They had five minutes,
using only the objects that were on the table,
and, very importantly, they had to narrate everything that was happening
in the third person. They had to talk about themselves in the third person.
VASCO: - Who do we start with? - We start with Gabriela,
Pipoca Mais Doce and Gilmário.
An aquatic collective that I like to call
Pibriário Mais Dorruemba.
LAUGHTER MARKL: Wow.
- What is Ana going to do? - By any chance,
Ana is very fond of tests in the aquatic environment.
Gabriela asks: "If you fill a balloon with air, does water enter?"
Gabriela has to try it.
Glove! I figured it would be punctured.
Well, for sure. MARKL LAUGHS
Gilmário tries to make the spaces in the glove
blocked to facilitate water retention in the glove.
MARKL: - I want to see this. - It doesn't make much sense.
MARKL: For the love of God. GABRIELA LAUGHS
- I'm curious. - It doesn't. It has the opposite effect.
MARKL: - Gabriela has to narrate. - Gabriela was wrong.
You don't want to see Ana irritated. Do you want to see Ana irritated?
We've seen it a few times and it's always good television.
She makes the first attempt to verify
to what extent her ability will be the best.
We calculate that it wasn't badly thought out.
Gabriela is opening an egg.
Gabriela picks up with the shells as much water as possible.
Excuse me. Can the glove that Ana threw come back?
- Can you do Ana the favor? - Is Ana sorry?
She is.
I feel like... Gabriela didn't think it through.
Gabriela just realized she can do this. Of course.
MARKL: - Well. - You rascals!
So far, everything seems to be going perfectly.
What is this for? For nothing. For... It's chocolate.
Okay.
Ana feels that, with knots, maybe it will go more or less well.
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
MARKL: - Is it entering? - No.
- Ana feels that, at this rate... MARKL: - Is she happy?
- What? MARKL: - Is Ana happy?
- Ana doesn't have time. MARKL: - One minute.
Can't Gabriela pick up the aquariums?
- She can't. - So, it's the glove tactic.
Gabriela feels confident in her tactic.
Is Gabriela happy with the point her career has reached?
GABRIELA LAUGHS
- Did Markl say four minutes? - Ten seconds left.
MARKL WHISTLES MARKL: There it is.
MARKL WHISTLES
Doesn't this water that Gilmário has in his hand count anymore? No more?
MARKL: - Is Gabriela happy? - No. Happy is...
Once again, a test performed with tremendous accuracy.
- Thank you. - Thank you. Goodbye forever.
Gilmário thanks and leaves the stage
with a unique pause from a good Angolan.
APPLAUSE
VASCO: Is Ana happy with the test she took?
- Ana is moderately happy. VASCO: - She changed her mind.
Ana didn't want the glove and then went to get the glove.
She did. I regretted it. I threw the glove at Markl.
and I realized I had been a bad person and reconsidered.
Because I needed it. I needed the glove.
In Gilmário's case, he got some knots. It looked like a rickety hand.
- But it was enough to do a good test. - Gilmário is very happy.
That was water and water and water. It went well for me.
- Did it go well for Gabriela? GABRIELA: - Gabriela is happy.
Gabriela didn't start with the best tactic, but then...
VASCO: - She raised her head, thought. - Visually, it's neck and neck.
Gabriela saw the chocolate and thought: "I won't use the chocolate, but..."
- A little mouse. VASCO: - Just a little mouse.
- Results? - Let's get to it.
Pipoca got 2.3 liters, Gabriela, 2.5 liters.
- And Gilmário, 3.7 liters. VASCO: - Well! All with a glove.
I'm sorry that the egg was put aside.
GILMÁRIO: It was fast.
What can you say about Pedro and Lourenço?
MARKL: There's an old saying that goes: "Life is a school,
where we are all students and teachers."
Seeing Pedro's test and Lourenço's,
we found that they were students and now they are teachers.
They learned how to steal gasoline and now they show how it's done.
- I have to arrange... - It has to be in the third person.
Lourenço... Lourenço is thinking about the best way
to transfer water from aquarium A to aquarium B.
- Is the time already running? MARKL: - Yes.
- Is the time already running? MARKL: - Yes. It's five minutes.
- I'm going to use it here... MARKL: - No, Agostinho will.
Agostinho.
Agostinho will look at this table and observe what he has here. A bludgeon.
Lourenço will try to start with this item.
The pipe... This is putty... CENSORED WORD
- I call it bostik. That's it. - You're very chic.
Lourenço doesn't know if this is a great idea.
MARKL: Lourenço does that as if he stole gasoline all his life.
This isn't the one that pulls. I have to do the opposite.
If air enters on one side, it has to come out the other.
- Can Lourenço ask for help? MARKL: - No.
Lourenço has to make the most of his talent.
Did he suck? Agostinho is confident in the suck.
Lourenço will try this one.
# RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME
This is going to take ages. How am I going to do this?
Can Lourenço grab the aquarium with any of these items?
Everything Lourenço needs to know is in the envelope.
This isn't working.
Does Agostinho think he wasted too much time with this bomb?
# RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME
#
Agostinho doesn't joke around. PEDRO COUGHS
MARKL: We don't want Agostinho to die.
Why the chocolate? I'm thinking.
MARKL: Lourenço is suspicious.
LAUGHTER
# RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME
MARKL: Lourenço looks like a machine.
It's not falling.
Lourenço is almost done. How do we do this?
MARKL: Thirty seconds, Agostinho.
PEDRO CHOKES Calm down, Mr. Nuno.
Where can Lourenço get more water?
- Does Lourenço want to add more water? LOURENÇO: - Yes.
I can tilt it.
MARKL WHISTLES PEDRO BELCHES
- Thirty seconds for Lourenço. - It's good.
- Lourenço liked this. - Lourenço is loving it.
Okay. Seems easy.
- I could do this with wine. - It was one of the most incredible things.
Yeah, but I've also never sucked so much in my life.
MARKL WHISTLES MARKL: Well done.
- I feel like I'm leaving here touched. - What?
- It's not nice to suck and throw away. MARKL: - But triumphant.
- Is it done? Ready. MARKL: - It's done.
MARKL: I've never seen anyone leave so sad.
APPLAUSE
- Lourenço, you've done that before. - I can't talk about it.
- But... MARKL: - There's a past.
It's the school of life. I've already pulled one car to another.
Motorbikes and... Like you.
LAUGHTER
VASCO: Pedro...
There's a parallel here of different generations,
but I used to steal gasoline from my father's car.
- With that method? - Yes. But with a hose.
It's good to know that gasoline tastes better than that water.
I was going to ask. He burped. A sign he swallowed the water.
Once I had a stone in my mouth.
LAUGHTER
We've already seen the results of that chairs part.
We need to know about Pedro and Lourenço. Markl...
Pedro got 4.35 liters. And Lourenço got seven liters.
VASCO: Seven liters!
APPLAUSE
LOURENÇO: That's enough to go home and back.
- Let's get to the points. - Yes, but before giving the points,
there's a little something here.
Gabriela, would you mind reading this envelope out loud?
- Does she have to read out loud? - Yes.
"Without moving the aquariums, transfer the water from aquarium A to B.
"You can only use the items on the table.
"The winner is whoever transfers more water from aquarium A to B.
"In addition to that, you must narrate your task,
"referring to yourself always in the third person.
You have five minutes. Time starts now."
Was there anything else in the envelope? I think there are some letters there.
Read them out loud? GABRIELA SCREAMS
MARKL: - Can you read it out loud? - No.
GILMÁRIO: - What is it? - It doesn't matter. Go on.
Give your points.
MARKL: - Gilmário, do you want to read? - I'm very sad. I'll read!
Please! I lost the last program.
It says: "If you eat chocolate, you lose five points."
LAUGHTER APPLAUSE
Seriously?
(...)
How? Nobody saw it.
It has to be said that nobody noticed that it was there.
But Gabriela was the only one who took a bite of the chocolate.
- That's right. - Please, I beg you.
- Shall we get to the points? - No!
VASCO: - Who gets 5 points? - Lourenço has five points.
Pedro, four points. Gilmário, three points.
Ana, one point and Gabriela, due to the sin of gluttony,
minus three points. She has three negative points.
She had two. Now she has minus three.
VASCO: - Markl... MARKL: - This is painful. It hurts me.
GABRIELA SHOUTS LAUGHTER
GABRIELA: - This has never been done before. - It's never happened before.
- Come on! - It was there, Gabriela.
Do you think it's fair? PUBLIC SHOUTS
- It was confusing. BOY: - It was minus three.
LAUGHTER
- Math doesn't work like that. - Get that kid out of here.
No! It's minus three!
VASCO: Markl, what is the classification?
MARKL: In the lead, Lourenço is going with ten.
Then, Pedro with seven, Ana with five,
Gilmário with four and Gabriela with a negative point.
LAUGHTER APPLAUSE
GILMÁRIO: You've never been so far behind.
MARKL: - It's just starting. VASCO: - Calm down.
- What do we have next? - Next, we have a mystery.
In Agatha Christie's books, there was a dagger or poison.
Here we have a button.
# GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL THEME
Hello, my good friend.
- Welcome. - Thank you.
That's it. With more force, of course.
Just this scenario is frightening.
"Discover the item that emits a sound when you press the button."
Press, it will make a sound and I have to guess the object.
"The task ends when you give Markl
an item that emits a sound when you press the button."
"The fastest to give Markl the item that emits the sound wins."
"The time starts..." I don't want to say it.
- It has to happen. - "The time starts now."
MARKL: It's done.
I didn't hear any sound.
WHISTLE
Damn! The item is not here.
LAUGHTER
WHISTLE
APPLAUSE
Did you think the Taskmaster would make the task easy,
placing the item that emits the sound in the same room where the button was?
- Come on! MARKL: - Where would the fun be?
How could, by pressing the button in the laboratory,
these souls realize that the sound was from the duck in the "saloon"?
Whoever discovered the duck and gave it to Markl the fastest, would win.
- Who are we going to see first? - Let's see Ana and Lourenço
trying to solve this mystery worthy of Agatha Christie
with the title "The Mystery of the Sound that Comes from an Item".
WHISTLE
I don't understand.
- Or is it this sound? No. MARKL: - No.
I can't take this outside. It weighs tons.
- Every time I load... - Somewhere...
MARKL GROANS
LAUGHTER
MARKL: You have that "so it's void" look.
So, that's it.
LOURENÇO: You're plotting against me.
I don't even know the technical name for this wrench.
Whether it's star, slotted, or nut. I don't know.
If I tell you where the tools are, what do I get out of it?
What will the money do for you?
Enough to buy a cake. I'm hungry.
Are you going to tell me or not? Where are the tools?
It starts with A and ends in O.
It's in the annex.
MARKL: - Are you going to unscrew it? - I am.
Here we are.
I was contradicted and came back even more contradicted.
Isn't there anything automatic? Isn't there anything that makes this faster?
Did it come out? It came out. Let's see where the thing is.
- This piece should be replaceable. - Do you want me to look it up on Google?
"How to unscrew a nut?"
PHONE: To unscrew a door, start by supporting the door.
MARKL: - A nut! PHONE: - A nut.
PHONE: To unscrew a nut, you need a wrench.
Sorry, I don't want to get the carpet dirty.
PHONE: Hold the screw, if it's spinning with the nut,
use a screwdriver or other tool
to prevent it from spinning.
- I don't think it's there. - I don't think so.
WORD CENSORED Come on, almost there. If you use the...
- I'll say what I feel like using. MARKL: - I'm scared.
This was it. This one went "nhaca, nhaca", as I used to say.
- You don't need the... - Put that...
WHISTLE
# COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL THEME
- Do we need to be so close? - I have to see what's happening.
- I hear motorcycles, cars. - Thanks to life in Seixal.
# COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL THEME
WHISTLE
I hear a whistle.
WHISTLE
(...)
- A present for you. - Thank you.
WHISTLE
Do you want to try it? WHISTLE
- Can I then? - Yes.
MARKL WHISTLES
Exactly what I wanted. Thank you.
- How long did I take? - You'll only know later.
WHISTLE
APPLAUSE
Ana, I didn't know you worked so well with tools.
I don't. It was difficult for me. I'm not the DIY Queen.
It was difficult for me to find the right tool to remove...
- The button. - And it was heavy.
Without the bottom part, it was very heavy.
- Markl was there to help you. - He was. Didn't you see?
- How useful he was, as always. VASCO: - Yes.
Lourenço, speed, reasoning. "We need to take this off."
That's editing. It took me a long time.
VASCO: Do you have any idea how long you took?
- Twenty minutes? VASCO: - Pipoca, how many?
- Three and a half, four hours. LOURENÇO: - No, 25 minutes.
Pipoca found her item in 28 minutes and 41 seconds.
You found your item in 20 minutes and 25 seconds.
VASCO: Very good. An applause for Lourenço and Ana.
Nuno, who is the detective that follows?
Next is Gilmário acting as Poirot. Let's call him "Gilmariot".
Don't breathe, Markl.
WHISTLE
Are you hearing anything? Some kind of groan.
It's a coffee machine.
WHISTLE
Damn it... Where could this item be?
These books here... They shouldn't be here by chance.
GILMÁRIO MOANS
Here it goes.
LAUGHTER
In principle, it's playing non-stop.
- I think that's it. - Okay.
How cunning.
WHISTLE
- What does it sound like? - You'll realize when you get there.
Sure. You'll have to give me a clue. I'll continue on my path.
I'm hearing something, but I think it's the refrigerator.
Does it make little noise or does it make a lot of noise?
I can't tell you more than what's in the envelope.
- What you need to know is in there. - I hate that phrase.
WHISTLE
No.
What is your expectation for the sound?
- Zero. - What kind of sound do you think it is?
A beep. WHISTLE
But it's complicated trying to discover a sound that we don't know what it is.
Especially out here. They must have put it inside something.
It's all in the envelope.
You left there super triumphant. Do you still feel brilliant?
I don't know anymore. I've walked a lot.
WHISTLE Wait. I'm hearing something.
(...)
- Markl. - Thank you.
Is that it? How could I hear that noise?
MARKL WHISTLES APPLAUSE
If I didn't win this challenge, I don't know. Look at the size of these ears.
- This is almost a satellite. - It is.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
GILMÁRIO: - Take good care of the duck. - I will.
APPLAUSE
I bet, back home, the reaction of people
must have been the same reaction as the people here.
"What are you going to do with the books?" When you put them on...
- Even Gabriela... - "How clever."
I'm only one point behind. Everything amazes me today.
You saw the books and thought: "This is here for a reason."
Boom. And then, it was just a matter of searching.
Carrying that weight was going to be complicated.
ANA: - That's right. - I know.
VASCO: Carrying that weight was going to be complicated.
Do you have any idea how long it took you?
- About ten minutes. - You did it in seven minutes and 40 seconds.
Seven minutes and 40 seconds!
APPLAUSE
By process of elimination, only Gabriela and Pedro are left.
MARKL: I decided to put them together, because Gabriela and Pedro
reminded me of classic television shows.
"Honey, I Shrunk the House" and the New Year's Concert,
if in that concert, there was a solo by a musician still drunk
from the New Year's Eve celebrations. Here are Gabriela and Pedro.
WHISTLE
There are books. Enigma!
Glued books. I'm going to find the book that isn't glued. Is that it?
No.
- I'm not hearing anything. MARKL: - It must be far away.
- If I tell you to play, will you play? - Yes, but how are you going to do that?
PEDRO SHOUTS
- Every time I hear that, I press it. - You press it. Can you do that?
PEDRO SHOUTS
- Does this have wheels? No. MARKL: - No.
Come on. Steady. And stiff.
MARKL: I feel like sneezing. MARKL SNEEZES
PEDRO SHOUTS
(...)
GABRIELA SINGS
GABRIELA: You could make your life easier and tell me what it is.
- No. - Okay. One, two and...
WHISTLE
PEDRO: - Markl! We're going to have to change strategy.
- What's going to happen? - I'm almost out of tonsils.
- I pressed it every time you shouted. - Every time you hear... Can you hear it well?
PEDRO PLAYS TRUMPET Perfect.
Markl, it's better on this side.
It's better if you hold it and I do this. I think it's safer.
PEDRO PLAYS TRUMPET
Tighten it.
I'm going to puff on the clarinet and I'm not going to find anything.
PEDRO PLAYS TRUMPET
(...)
LAUGHTER APPLAUSE
This isn't working.
What's that? GABRIELA LAUGHS
What is this? Load it.
Is it dead?
- Can I have your phone number? - Yes. I'm calling yours now.
- Are you sure it works? - Yes.
GABRIELA SCREAMS How disgusting! How awful!
- Why does it have dead stuffed animals? MARKL: - Dead?
How much time do I have?
You have to be as fast as you can.
I'll tell you something. Whoever invents these games... Play it again.
Play it again.
CENSORED WORD I don't believe it. Play it again.
It's not this anymore, but it was matching.
Look there. Open the "saloon".
GABRIELA: Have you seen how frustrating it is?
- You know where this thing is. MARKL: - That's right.
GABRIELA: You could say.
Play it again.
WHISTLE
(...)
PEDRO: It's the duck.
WHISTLE GABRIELA SCREAMS
I'm so smart. I came here very fast. Do it again.
WHISTLE Do it again.
WHISTLE GABRIELA SCREAMS
I won!
- It's right away... "I won." - Three hours later.
GABRIELA: - It's the duck! - It is.
GABRIELA GROWLS
MARKL: Was that the outcome? (...)
Wasn't it for the item's sound?
- Here it is! - There it is. Thank you.
Ready.
- Isn't it this one? - No.
"Make the sound of the item you found."
MARKL: Is that what it said there? MARKL QUACKS
PEDRO: You weren't convinced. You weren't convinced.
APPLAUSE
- What's with that face, Pedro? - It was one of the coolest challenges.
I was stupid.
Bringing the table with the button was the best strategy.
You'll tell me the time soon. But it was a long time.
- That thing was very heavy. - Yes.
It's frustrating because he knows where things are and could help.
And because I have one less point. He really could have helped.
MARKL: - Right. - Right.
- Wait. - Tell me.
- Gabriela didn't finish the task. - What do you mean?
VASCO: - Do you have the task envelope? - No! Look...
- Good night. I'm leaving. MARKL: - You can read it.
GABRIELA: What did I come here to do?
Don't annoy me.
"Find the item that emits a sound when you press the button.
"The task ends when you give Markl the item that..." That's it.
MARKL: When does it end?
"The task ends when you give Markl
the item that emits a sound when you press the button."
When you give Markl the item that emits the sound
and not when you quack.
But I gave it to you. I heard a "no". Look, it's like this...
If you're going to say things from the audience, come here and show your face.
Are you kidding me? Oh... Markl! Oh Vasco!
Don't do this to me. I can't go any lower.
- I'm in the mud. - No, it's...
- I'm in the... VASCO: - How does it stand in points?
Pedro found his item in 26 minutes and nine seconds.
Gabriela found her item in 27 minutes and 36 seconds.
But she didn't give it to me. I wanted the duck.
VASCO: - In terms of points... MARKL: - Let's go to the scoring.
- Gilmário, five points. - Thank you.
MARKL: Lourenço, four points. Pedro, three points.
Pipoca, two points. And Gabriela, one point.
Send the points to the table to see how things stand.
PEDRO: - Not bad. GABRIELA: - Wow, I'm at zero. Cool.
MARKL: More dignified.
Lourenço has 14 points, Pedro has ten,
Gilmário has nine, Pipoca has seven
and Gabriela has zero.
VASCO: Let's go! Now it begins.
MARKL: - I admit it's painful. - What do we have now?
- Are you hungry? - I could eat something.
- What do you say to some soup? - Yes, caldo verde. I'd go for it.
- Too bad, we don't have any. We have alphabet soup! VASCO: - Send it in!
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
#
GABRIELA: - May I? - Go ahead. We are.
"Ladies and gentlemen." What is this supposed to be?
Everything's disorganized. A pile of repeated letters. Not even a card.
Doesn't it have any cards? It should.
Where is the card?
There should be an envelope around here.
- I can never laugh. - Yeah.
"Write a sentence that makes sense, using as many of these letters as possible."
- "You have five minutes." - "The time starts now."
Alright. 59 letters and a sentence. They only had to make one sentence.
It's a "Scrabble" game, but without a board.
It should be a sentence that forces them to use
the highest possible number of letters and it had to make sense.
We wanted to see the creative flair of our contestants.
- Let's start by seeing who? - Let's start by seeing Ana and Gabriela.
Get ready for inspirational phrases and for a lady
who, poor thing, must have been dehydrated.
The phrase has to make sense. Make sense to whom?
Everyone has a very specific language.
- Do you have any projects? - No.
I've already written "que", I've already written "fome". That's a lot of letters.
- B, Markl. - Which one?
Doesn't have all the letters, you sons of bitches?
Can I write with mistakes? "Dentro" with M instead of N? No?
Cu for you! I'll start like that.
- Amália without serum... MARKL: - Amália without serum.
MARKL: - It's not Amália Rodrigues. - It's an Amália.
Words we have inside us.
It's not "nós todos". It sounds weird.
We're not like that either... Words we have inside of...
Nós todos...
- Quis. - Yes.
What did Amália want to do without serum? That's the question Portugal is asking.
GABRIELA: - Wanted to touch the... MARKL: - Touch.
MARKL: Amália without serum wanted to touch...
- The... MARKL: - I'm even scared.
We all are.
The... ass! Wait!
Some are still missing.
The words we have inside all of us.
Amália without serum wanted to touch the...
- Do tau... MARKL: - Do tau?
- Tautau. - Tautau? What?
LAUGHTER
Do you think it could be an effect of people who need serum?
When they don't have it, do they mess with their butts?
No tautau...
- Ten seconds. - No tautau da "leze".
Da "leze"? Okay. MARKL WHISTLES
The words we have inside all of us. Fernando Pessoa.
GABRIELA: - Actually, it's "fleze". MARKL: - "Fleze".
I don't know if it can be considered for two reasons.
- Because it's a dog. - Thank you.
WORD CENSORED Where is Fleze? Fleze!
- Okay, that's it. You're welcome. - Thank you.
APPLAUSE
- Where did that come from? - I'm very poetic and sensitive.
This is natural to me. It came to me spontaneously.
VASCO: - Sure. - It turned out a beautiful sentence.
- Let's see the sentence that came out. - Let's, yes.
The words that we all have inside.
ANA: - Beautiful. VASCO: - A beautiful sentence.
It deserves applause. Beautiful. It's profound.
- How many letters did you use? - You left 27 letters unused.
VASCO: Not bad. ANA GROANS
Gabriela, it seemed to me that you were making the sentence somewhat your own.
In the end, this is what it became.
MARKL: There it is. A Amália without serum.
wanted to mess with the tautau spot of the "fleze".
LAUGHTER
MARKL: Possibly the strangest sentence that has ever been on RTP.
- What is the tautau spot? - It's here.
Alright. The tautau spot of the "fleze".
GABRIELA CALLS DOG
MARKL: - Fleze! - Fleze!
- One thing is important. - Creativity.
MARKL: - I investigated. - Did you go looking for "fleze"?
- I went looking. - To see if the name exists.
It would be possible to name a dog Fleze,
because Fleze was a surname of six families in America in the 19th century.
VASCO: - "Fleze" is validated. - I knew it.
- How many letters were left unused? - Fourteen.
Very good.
APPLAUSE
Who are the next creators of beautiful sentences?
It's time to see two men who wrote such beautiful things,
that, for moments, I imagined that Pedro and Lourenço
were not real people, but heteronyms of Fernando Pessoa.
LOURENÇO: - We're together. - We are.
I'll try to separate the vowels now.
Despite having this air of being somewhat disorganized,
I'm methodical about some things.
I'm thinking... Tomás. Tomás...
It's my name in another soap opera. Lavou... Where's the V?
Tomás lavou... (Tomás washed...)
By day or by night...
- It sounds like a proverb. - Yes, it'll be beautiful.
I feel there will be wisdom.
C with a cedilla would be good. That way, I'd use my name.
Tomás washed Lourenço. No. Tomás took Lourenço.
Isn't there a P?
- I hope... - Hope for what?
You have few O's. Can't we get some more O's?
LOURENÇO SHOUTS Sorry, Lourenço.
I'm out of E's. There's one here.
I'll wait seated. It's a dash, I'll move it to the next line.
LAUGHTER
What do we have here? A... To the shops. This doesn't make sense.
To the weather. Wait there, Nuno. Sitting there...
- Sitting at the "tetu"? - At the "tetu". By chance, it was.
How does a person wait at the "tetu"?
Wait. Tomás took Lourenço to the... thermal baths...
...of São Miguel. He did.
- "Tetu"... "Tetum". MARKL: - Twenty seconds.
I think it's from Lisbon. Lisbon also has O's.
From... Could it be that Cascais has thermal baths? No, right?
PEDRO: "Mis"... Wait. One minute left. "Tetumsis".
MARKL WHISTLES
To the thermal baths of...
MARKL WHISTLES My God.
MARKL: By day or by night I wait seated there at "tetumsis".
MARKL: - Is it a pharaoh? - Yes, it was found last year.
It won't make sense. I have to say where it is. I've been there.
- "Tetumsis"! - Sounds good. "Tetumsis".
- "Tetumsis"! - "Tetumsis".
How is it possible? I missed a place.
PEDRO: - "Tetumsis"! - "Tetumsis".
Bravo!
APPLAUSE
MARKL: - Tetumsis. - What I liked most in the challenge,
was Pedro putting Tetumsis and you saying it was a pharaoh
and him: "It is a pharaoh, yes sir."
"And I'm going to say Tetumsis 40 times to believe it's a pharaoh."
After that, I became interested in this Pharaoh scene and went to study it.
And I discovered that in the Sumerian civilization near the Euphrates River,
they discovered a small pyramid that belonged to a dwarf pharaoh
who they never talked about, who is Tetumsis. It's this pharaoh.
- Let's see Pedro's sentence. MARKL: - It's always good to review.
"By day or by night I wait seated..."
PEDRO: Dash.
MARKL: "I wait 'sea' dash 'ted'
there at Tetumsis."
VASCO: Markl, I ask you, did you go investigate pharaohs?
MARKL: I went to Google and typed Tetumsis.
The first thing that appeared to me was "testosterone boost".
I took advantage and ordered two boxes.
- I didn't find anything about Tetumsis. VASCO: - There's no Tetumsis?
- No. - Wait a minute.
There may not be Tetumsis, but we can take it to make sense
Tetumsis and 'ali',
and it becomes "by day or by night", despite the wrong accent,
"by day or by night I wait seated there".
- I wait seated there. VASCO: - And if we went to Tetumsis,
with this guy, we went to some thermal baths that you have no idea exist.
That's how it is...
"Tomás took Lourenço to the Palt thermal baths."
LOURENÇO: I don't know if you know Corvo Island.
In Caldeirão there is a small pool,
something this size, that is considered a thermal bath,
because it's hot, has volcanic activity
and it's the Palt thermal bath. Palt.
- Palt is in the Azores. - Yes, on Corvo Island.
But few people know it. I don't know if it's on Google.
- Palt exists. LOURENÇO: - Okay.
Palt is an Austrian village with 603 inhabitants
in the municipality of Furth bei Göttweig in the district of Krems-Land
state of Lower Austria. Miraculously, Palt exists.
So, you without knowing very well how to read and write
managed to get to the Palt thermal baths.
How many letters were left unused?
- There were 26 left unused. VASCO: - And in Pedro's case?
MARKL: Regarding Pedro, 29 letters left unused.
That's a lot.
- An applause for both of them. - Thank you.
ANA: - I don't applaud this. PEDRO: - You're already counting.
And there's only one task left to see.
Angola has already given us Pepetela with his social and cultural dilemmas.
It has already given us Ondjaki and his childhood memories.
José Eduardo Agualusa mixing magical realism and history.
And now, it gives us Gilmário Vemba, teaching all of us Angolan.
A sentence that makes sense. What do you mean?
"Que isso ?" It's a sentence that makes sense.
Or doesn't it make sense? Did it have to have a question mark?
I think...
I already have a sentence. Let's make more sentences.
Is it just one? But I haven't chosen yet.
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
I have a sentence, "que isso, meu ?"
Attitude. Not just a sentence, but it has attitude.
"Que isso, meu ?" Or as a good Angolan...
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
Very Angolan. Only a good Angolan understands.
"Isso que, madie ?"
I'm not writing anymore. "Isso que, madie ?"
Any Angolan who watches this program
will ask "isso que, madie ?"
This is Angolan. This is not Portuguese.
Because the Portuguese is "que isso, meu ?".
Now, in Angolan, "isso que, madie ?"
It has more weight. It's another vibe... "Style".
SPEAKS ENGLISH: Is it?
I didn't know. That's good.
APPLAUSE
FALA INGLÊS: - Drop the mic. LOURENÇO: - Very good.
I only realized now that we were supposed to use the maximum number of letters.
MARKL: - A bit late. - That's why I stayed quiet.
To speed things up, they could have put me at the beginning,
because everyone in the audience is asking,
"What is this, man?". MARKL: - I was surprised by your swagger.
- How many letters were left unused? GILMÁRIO: - All of them.
- 47. VASCO: - 47.
That leads to minus six points. Let's move on.
MARKL: Gilmário, one point. Pedro, two points.
Pipoca, three points. Lourenço, four points.
- And Gabriela receives five points. VASCO: - Five points, Gabriela!
- Five points. FALA INGLÊS: - She's back.
MARKL: - It's the return. PÚBLICO: - Gabriela, Gabriela...
Let's send those points to the scoreboard.
And at this point, how are things standing?
MARKL: Lourenço continues with 18, followed by Pedro with 12.
Gilmário with ten, Pipoca with ten, and Gabriela, five.
VASCO: - Let's go, Gabriela! MARKL: - She's back.
GILMÁRIO: You're the first to start with fewer points.
Next task, what do we have on "Taskmaster"?
We have to fasten our seatbelts, Marty,
because this DeLorean is going to accelerate until it reaches 88 miles per hour,
thus activating the flux capacitor,
causing us to go back to the year 1955.
What just happened
was a reference to the movie "Back to the Future" from 1985.
If you didn't understand, I'll shed a tear for you.
# GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL THEME
KNOCKING ON THE DOOR Can I come in?
Just a moment.
- This must be the place. SPEAKS ENGLISH: - Lots of clocks.
- Letter from the boss. - I'm even nervous.
"Travel through time..."
SPEECH CENSORED
- "The best time travel wins." - "You have one hour."
"Time starts now."
To travel in time or to travel with time?
I'm at loose ends.
I'm very afraid of time travel.
Why are these clocks here? Is it to confuse something?
- I don't know what they want me to do. - How do I travel through time?
I can only spend an hour singing
like I sang when I was two years old.
- It's a beautiful time travel. - I can get out of here, right?
I already have everything here in my head.
It's a lie, but I'm going to get some air out there and a bit of rain
to see if it inspires me.
Were my colleagues better than me at this?
Did they understand right away what to do or am I just really dumb?
APPLAUSE
Many times when you ask people
what they would like to do if they had a superpower,
some say flying, being invisible... And some say time travel.
The "Taskmaster" gave you that possibility.
Traveling to the past, traveling to the future,
basically there was no limit to the imagination,
except for the time limit of one hour.
And let's start by seeing whose time travel?
The journey of Ana Garcia Martins.
VASCO: And I ask, where did Pipoca Mais Doce go?
She went to the future in a kind of dream world,
where everything is possible.
Good night. This is a TM alert.
In a completely unexpected way,
Ana Garcia Martins won the latest edition of "Taskmaster".
The more or less young influencer benefited from the manifest stupidity
of the other contestants to stand out,
and ended up taking home the bust of Vasco Palmeirim.
By the way, what a shitty prize.
Ana Garcia Martins spoke exclusively to TMTV. Let's hear her.
I am very happy. I am very excited to have won.
I'm talking about this and... Goosebumps. It even brings tears to my eyes.
For now, if you'll allow me, to explain why...
I brought this suit because I thought it was appropriate.
Then, there were no more busts of Vasco Palmeirim.
Toy took them all to Setúbal. This one was given to me. They ordered it from Temu.
This is a poor production, but very honest.
Otherwise, very happy, very content, very fulfilled.
This was something I wanted... No, it wasn't. I had never seen this.
I didn't even know what to do.
What I really wanted was to participate in "The Price Is Right".
By any chance, do you have Mr. Fernando Mendes' contact?
And we're back to the studio,
where there are people inside a studio.
Regarding the remaining "Taskmaster" contestants,
they all lost. Gabriela Barros left the program.
In a statement sent to our newsroom,
the actress explained the reasons for her resignation.
Gabriela Barros says, "I am an artist,
"I've played a mother in a Pingo Doce commercial.
I should be at the D. Maria II."
The actress also asked, "Is this it? Is this it?".
Pedro Alves has returned to Curral de Moinas,
from where he should never have left,
as he didn't add much to the program either.
As for Gilmário Vemba, he tragically died choking
during a challenge to see who could eat
more muamba de galinha in 17 seconds.
The pseudo-comedian donated his organs to science.
To science?
It's even weird to put Gilmário Vemba and the scientific community in the same sentence.
It doesn't seem to fit well.
I don't know.
I think this makes a beautiful paperweight.
It can also be used to make pickle preserves.
Of olives. Now, for science...
But it's a matter of thinking.
If you give me three or four months, I can tell you...
That was the report possible.
Let's go back to the studio,
where our studio colleagues are located.
That's all for now. Don't miss the next edition of "Neighbors Who Assault Neighbors with Hoes"
more edition of "Neighbors Who Assault Neighbors with Hoes"
in the Portuguese villages. Good night.
Very well.
- Very good. - A blockbuster.
Who remembered the Social Communication course
they took 20 years ago?
This damn course will actually be useful for something.
I thought, I don't know if I'm right, I thought they were going to the past
and I thought about going to the future... - Why did I die?
You can't kill the only black guy in the program. It doesn't look good.
- It's not nice. - I didn't even think of that.
It's because of things like this that influencers get canceled.
Just one question, is the prize not valuable?
It's very valuable.
Now, I'm torn between that and Ruben Amorim's head.
VASCO: - Nice trip through time. - Moving forward.
APPLAUSE
We saw that Pipoca went to the future. What journey are we going to see now?
We are going to see Gabriela Barros' journey.
Although it is more correct to use the English word,
because what we are going to see is not exactly a journey, it's a "trip".
LAUGHTER
SPEAKING IN REVERSE
(...)
# INSTRUMENTAL THEME - WESTERN
#
Wap, wap, wap!
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
Wap, wap, wap.
# LAUGHTER
Sorry.
SPEAKING IN REVERSE
(...)
APPLAUSE LAUGHTER
PEDRO: It's strong.
- What was that? - How sad that was.
I loved it. Wap, wap, wap... Reverse shots.
They're reverse shots, for those who didn't understand.
It was the sound of the guns from 1800...
It's pow pow pow, but since it was in reverse it's wap wap wap.
VASCO: - You were Eve. - Who? Yes.
MARKL: - And I was Adam. - That is... For those who didn't understand.
Three fundamental eras in the history of Man.
The present, the cowboys and Adam and Eve.
- Creation of the world. - In reverse.
An applause for the wonderful journey of Gabriela Barros.
MARKL: It looks beautiful. Very good.
With Pipoca and Gabriela, you were part of these trips.
Yes. What do you want? I'm a great travel companion.
Even my "buddy," Lourenço Ortigão, realized
that his trip without me wouldn't be the same.
- Your "buddy"? - My "buddy".
I didn't know you were so close to Lourenço Ortigão.
What? Lory? Lolô? Ortigas? Are you kidding?
Just look at this.
What is this supposed to be? A picnic?
- Welcome. Sit down. - Thank you.
- How's the temperature? - It's great.
I have a picnic here for us.
MARKL: - Fantastic. - Straw potatoes.
My favorite.
- A bread roll. - With nothing in it?
- Yes. And there's nothing here. - An empty container.
- And this button. Do you know what it does? - What is that?
This is a device that makes us travel in time.
That's great, because spring gives me hay fever
and itchy nose. Achoo.
- Which season do you want? - Maybe something warmer.
- Warmer? Summer? - Let's go!
- This is amazing. - Have you seen this beach before?
No. This is wonderful. And the temperature...
LOURENÇO: - Are you hot? - Not yet.
- I have a game for you. - Let's go.
Go on.
Now it feels like I'm hot. Now, I'm really suffering from the heat.
- It's very stuffy. - Change this.
- Which season do you want? - Anything cooler.
- Okay, here we go. - Load it. Prime.
- What a good idea. - Now, I came prepared.
I'm carrying two pets in my hands.
I can't even take my hands out of my pockets.
When did you kill a bear?
No. This is my Pilot and this is my Bobby.
- Now, it's starting to get unpleasant. - A little, but it was your idea.
It's cold. Change this. Snow is getting in my mouth.
- Where do you want to go now? - To a less cold place.
- Darn it! - This is the place to be.
- I caught a fish. - Have you fished before?
- What do you fish in the autumn? - I don't know, I felt like it.
- Let's grill this. - Look! I have one too.
SHOUTS OF HAPPINESS
To grill this fish only in the summer.
- That's right, in the summer. - Right, isn't it?
- Can I press the button? - You press it. But be careful!
Darn it! This isn't good.
- You must have hit it hard. - It's making a weird noise.
- This one is still alive. - It was too strong.
- It's a strange summer. - This isn't good.
It's getting cool. What's happening?
Markl, what did you do? You wrecked it.
- Strange. - Wait! I'll take...
- Happy holidays everyone. - Happy holidays.
- Shall we run away? - Let's go.
It's aggressive. I'll take your fish.
MARKL: Bring it.
PEDRO: - It's quite a production. - This is serious.
A dual aspect of time.
Time travel, but the weather also changes meteorologically.
The word 'time' has another meaning.
Why not instead of past or future, the time, the climate?
- Time has several meanings. - Yes.
- I wanted to think outside the box. - Beautiful trip.
LOURENÇO: Very beautiful, very good.
I can already tell you how things will turn out.
For now, we need to take another trip,
and what trip are we going to see?
It's Pedro Alves' trip.
Nowadays, you're at home, you fancy something,
what do you do? VASCO: - I pick up the phone.
- There are apps that come in handy. - Yes.
And soon after, someone appears on a motorbike and delivers it to you
and that's it. VASCO: - Exactly.
Pedro Alves shows us that the process wasn't always like this.
Let's get to it.
# CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME
#
PEDRO: Uga buga!
In the very distant past
was the origin of deliveries to the home with this company...
- Caresses and a Tap. - Thank you very much.
You can take it.
I'll go on with my life.
I thought my nose was small and I wanted a bigger one.
PEDRO: It's up to you, sir. The order is yours.
Uga buga!
# SMOOTH INSTRUMENTAL THEME
# CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME
#
Go, Silva. We have a delivery for Mr. Nuno Markl.
We are now in a more recent past of deliveries.
Here is an order for Mr. Nuno Markl.
It was exactly what I wanted. And it arrived so quickly.
What a great service.
Do you know what our company is called? Bananas Cavalgante.
Clearly, company on time.
PEDRO: - Are you satisfied? - I am.
- It was exactly what I wanted. - Can I go?
MARKL: - Go ahead! - Go, Silva!
Go, Silva! CENSORED SPEECH
PEDRO: My feet hurt. Silva!
# CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME
#
DISTORTED VOICE: Package for Mr. Nuno Markl.
We are now in a future...
Shoo!
The horse thinks it's in charge more than I am.
This is a company of the future. The company's name is Sabre Bem.
- Right. - We have two packages here.
This is so fast that I was still thinking about ordering them
and you showed up. Incredible!
We have a task for you.
My God.
# FUTURISTIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME
"For this time travel to end in the present
"Mr. Nuno Markl has to use everything he asked for in the past."
I'll put these on now.
Right.
Thank you for this efficient service.
PEDRO: - Sabre Bem, you know? - Sabre.
- I'm going about my life. MARKL: - It's everything I dreamed of.
Where is the exit?
- Where is the exit? - It's over there.
APPLAUSE
It's the evolution over time of the home delivery service.
- Yes. VASCO: - You started in prehistory.
I started in prehistory in the time of the Flintstones.
Even back then, they were already ordering deliveries.
Then we moved on to the time of the cowboys...
Why didn't the cowboy have clothes on the bottom half?
He's a more modern cowboy.
That was in the summer
and they spend a lot of time on the delivery horse
and it's normal for a lot of heat to build up in the leg area.
And I didn't think you'd see me from behind. I forgot!
- Then I went further into the future. - Darth Vader.
- To make a delivery in the future. - Very good. Applause.
- Thank you. VASCO: - He did a wonderful job.
And with that, Gilmário is all that's missing. Let me guess...
Nuno, you were also part of Gilmário's journey.
Not Gilmário's. He found another friend.
I thought a lot about what I could do
as a demonstration of time travel.
- I don't know if you remember Time. - Time?
Yes.
GILMÁRIO REMEMBERS
This is me stopping time.
Now...
Calm down.
MARKL: - You control time. - I control time.
- Just a moment. - Incredible.
Time travel.
- Look... - Here comes Time...
- What? ANA: - I quit.
GILMÁRIO SINGS Here comes Time to find out what's up
The longing I already had for Time.
- Have a good trip, Gilmário. GILMÁRIO: - Thank you.
And until one day time brings us back together.
That's it.
All the ducklings know how to travel Know how to travel
Head up high And little tail in the air
A peaceful journey through Time.
Time that always takes us back and forth.
Time, that takes us and brings us back.
That reminds us where we've been
and that reminds us where we're going.
Time...
All the ducklings know how to travel Know how to travel
Head down Little tail in the air
Hello.
Time passed by many people today.
And for the first time in their lives people saw Time pass.
- Goodbye. PEOPLE: - Goodbye.
May Time bring us together again.
APPLAUSE
- I give up. - The Master already knows Time.
I chose this, because that's how it is...
I thought about time travel, but I know what happened in the past.
I don't want to go there, and I don't have much certainty about the future either.
So, I opted for this approach since Time is already our friend
and it's in your house. - It's a character this season.
Yes.
You're back to giving a good score to this piece of shit duck...
MARKL: - This duck irritates you. - It's a symbol of "Taskmaster".
- I like the concept of the duck. - Let's go.
VASCO: Can I speak?
What I don't like is recovering something from a previous program,
so, funny, but you get one point.
I know what that is.
- Gabriela, two points. - Alright.
Lourenço, three points. Pedro's evolution, four,
but it's deserved that Pipoca gets five points in this task.
Five points for Pipoca Mais Doce.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Nuno Markl, send the points to our giant screen.
MARKL: Lourenço remains in the lead with a staggering 21 points.
Then, following him, Pedro with 16, Ana with 15,
Gilmário with 11 and Gabriela with seven.
VASCO: An applause for our five.
APPLAUSE
As you know, the last task of "Taskmaster" is always in the studio,
but we still have to see a task that was done on my property.
Indeed, sir.
For this task, we resorted to a friend of "Taskmaster", Helena.
The "Taskmaster" fans will remember her.
In season 1, she was interviewed in Portuguese
and could only answer in Chinese. Then she returned, had conversations...
Who is recovering things from past seasons
and using them on the other program? Well...
No, that's it.
The immigrant can't recover anything.
PEDRO: No, it was from the other season.
I only recovered a duck.
I recovered a duck, the Master recovered a person.
- It's a duck in the same season. - This is on the verge of a riot.
That was all. But I'll shut up, because I live on residency.
VASCO: Tell me about Helena.
Helena was in the first season and then returned.
She had very deep conversations
with our contestants from season 3.
Conversations, of course, always in the language of Sun Tzu.
Well, Helena is back and wants more conversation.
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Oh Markl? I was starting to think you'd already...
Isn't there an envelope?
- Hello. - Hello.
Our friend.
- Hello. HELENA: - Hello.
- Are you alright? - Yes, everything's fine.
- And can I do it? - Yes, you can.
- What am I doing here? - I have the paper here.
Fantastic!
You have an envelope.
"Put on your diving suit..."
"Put on your flippers, put on your goggles
and your snorkel."
"You have to make small talk
"and maintain eye contact with this person
throughout the task."
"Your head cannot leave this person's sight at any time."
"You cannot move the computer. The fastest wins."
"The time starts when this person smiles at you."
Okay.
APPLAUSE
Helena wants conversation,
but the "Taskmaster" wants more than just a simple conversation.
It's like I say to my kids,
you can talk, but get dressed at the same time.
MARKL: That's exactly what's happening here.
What's it like wearing a full wetsuit
while maintaining eye contact with someone
with whom you have to have small talk?
It's a shame Plato isn't alive to see this.
True, but we are. And it's going to be fun.
Let's start with Pedro Alves and Gilmário Vemba.
How's it going? Can't I look away?
My head can't leave here.
- I can do this. MARKL: - Eye contact.
Look here.
First, can you help me where I can find all this stuff?
I don't know where to start, but it seems to me that...
Let me try here. This suitcase.
It had to be far away, a suitcase that must have things inside.
Let me see if I can get there. I'm going, aren't I? I am.
I'm always with my eyes here.
My head hasn't come out yet. This is very strange.
Changing clothes and looking at someone's face
you don't know. You haven't even had coffee.
God help me.
Look the other way. I'm going to take my clothes off. That's it!
What do you do in life? Are you still studying?
- Yes, I'm studying. - Are you?
You know what I think? I don't think I'm getting out of this,
because this suit doesn't even fit me.
You can look now. I'm just in my underwear.
- Have you ever heard of a seabream? - No.
- Don't you eat fish? HELENA: - No.
The seabream is a fish that is always playing with the squid.
She spends her life saying, "are you silly (pargo)?"
And another thing fell here. I don't know what it is.
LAUGHTER
I'm here.
Have you ever worn a wetsuit? Neither have I. It's the first time.
I'm going to put this on and I don't think I can talk afterwards.
Now I wanted you to confirm that everything is okay.
And for the end...
Someone has to be sure. BEEP
Done.
- What was that? MARKL: - I have no idea.
- Is everything okay, isn't it? - I think so.
Did you understand the life of the squid and the seabream?
Helena, you can't imagine the mess that's here.
It looks like two people made love roughly.
Is it finished or not? BEEP
- Yes, Nuno. Thank you. MARKL: - You're welcome.
Are you silly (pargo)?
Film this ass. It's a big ass.
MARKL: Yes, sir.
I'm going to do as serious divers do.
APPLAUSE
(...)
Tell me about your experience putting on a wetsuit.
- Do you have experience with that? - No. And I put it on backwards.
It's even harder then. I think.
- Isn't that how you put it on? PEDRO: - No.
I have a friend who almost died trying to take off a wetsuit,
because he pulled on it and got stuck...
I'm serious. It happens. People can die.
A guy dying in a wetsuit out of the water is complicated.
MARKL: It must be the saddest thing in the world.
Gilmário, have you ever worn a wetsuit before?
Yes, for an advertisement and it was six in the morning.
I had to go into the water in Troia.
Me, just arrived from Luanda, getting into that water
and seeing important things shrink... it was tough.
In that moment I felt like a Portuguese.
LAUGHTER
This is a joke. Don't take it seriously.
Gilmário and Pedro, tell me about it in terms of results.
Gilmário lost visual contact or went out of frame 4 times.
The total time was eight minutes and 52 seconds.
VASCO: - And Pedro? - Pedro goes out of frame
or loses visual contact 18 times,
including a request he makes
for Helena to break visual contact with him.
VASCO: "I can't, you do it."
And she looked away. Total time, three minutes and 30.
Very good. Now, let's see whose test?
After two men, two women.
Let's see Ana Garcia Martins and Gabriela Barros.
I'm curious about something. Gabriela recognized Helena.
And I remember the challenge where Gabriela had to speak in Chinese.
Gabriela had a laughing fit in that challenge
that she couldn't even speak. This was in season 3.
Yes. Vasco, that was in another season.
Now, we have another Gabriela.
- We have a Gabriela who is already a mother... VASCO: - A calm Gabriela.
Calm, serious, mature... So let's see Pipoca and Gabriela.
They seem like two clowns. Said like that, together, Pipoca and Gabriela.
VASCO HUMS CIRCUS MUSIC
So, are you okay? How has it been at home?
- What do you do for a living? HELENA: - I'm a student.
- And the family? HELENA: - The family is good.
The family, who is it? Who is the family?
- Where are you studying? HELENA: - Manchester.
SPEAKS ENGLISH: In Manchester? My God!
So good.
LAUGHTER
(...)
Technologies are amazing.
It feels like we're in each other's living room having coffee.
LAUGHTER
(...)
How do you speak Portuguese so well? Did you study Portuguese, did you live here?
Yes, I lived in Portugal.
LAUGHTER
What you said... killed me.
Why England?
Were you tired of the good weather in Portugal and thought...
Enough of so much sun.
Good food. Nice people. Let's go to England then.
- What do you do in Manchester? HELENA: - I study.
The Beatles?
HELENA: I study Economics.
Was it necessary to go so far for that?
HELENA: - For many years. - Have you been studying for many years?
Aren't you good?
I feel like there's... You see my head.
Is the head still there? A little bit, there. We have a head.
I've lived in a land with rain and I know how sad it can be.
Important things, what is your football club here?
I prefer Sporting.
I'm going to have to hang up this call.
Goodbye.
That being said, I'm done.
I think I did everything the challenge asked.
I think the challenge is over. I really enjoyed meeting you. Kisses.
MARKL: Are you dressed for diving?
Don't annoy me. Do I have to undress?
Now, you made me lose...
So, what about... the animals there in Manchester?
The animals?
HELENA: - I have a cat. - You have a cat.
"You have a cat?"
I really enjoyed meeting you. Kisses.
I really enjoyed talking to you.
MARKL: Goodbye.
APPLAUSE
My all-time favorite line, "so, what about the animals there?"
First, "do you study in Manchester? What, the Beatles?"
- I know... VASCO: - "Aren't you good?"
- Liverpool? I know, I'm not... - We had a contrast of evidence.
Pipoca super sober, maintaining a conversation...
And on the contrary, Ms. Gabriela who seemed to be tipsy.
Helena is killing me. You don't see her face.
We are having the most bizarre conversations in the world
and she maintains a professionalism and a face as if nothing is happening,
which is very funny. Stay like that.
It showed. Pipoca, on your side, I saw calm,
as if you did this Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays...
I have a cultural exchange.
Every Wednesday I talk to a Chinese person.
VASCO: While wearing a wetsuit.
While I wear a wetsuit.
We're about to find out the results.
Gabriela finished the task in seven minutes and two seconds.
Only she didn't put on the wetsuit correctly.
And Pipoca never leaves the frame nor loses eye contact,
five minutes and four.
VASCO: An applause for Pipoca and Gabriela. "A cat?"
Now, all that's left is to see how our guest...
They left mine for last. I was afraid to see myself. Thank you.
Lourenço, besides being a five-star guy, is an excellent actor.
and as an actor, he has to memorize text, positions...
- You can't forget anything. - Already here...
- What did he forget? - All the rules.
I'm aware of that.
Is this worth it? I already saw a smile.
- Where are my things? VASCO: - There he goes.
See you later.
LOURENÇO: Is this it, am I going to get it? No?
I thought it hadn't started yet.
Wait a minute, calm down.
Do I have to leave this room? Do I have to wear this stuff?
I'm going to get dressed.
Hello. How are you?
HELENA: - Hello. - Are you okay?
HELENA: Yes.
- What's your name? - Helena.
- Helena... Where are you from? HELENA: - From China.
From China, but you speak perfect Portuguese. Are you Portuguese too?
- Of course, Helena. HELENA: - No.
I've been in Portugal for 12 years.
Your Portuguese is wonderful. It's perfect.
May I ask, if it's not an indiscretion, Helena's age?
HELENA: - I'm 19 years old. - You don't look it.
Do you see this clock back here?
It's a clock that's very common in Portuguese families.
They are clocks that have characteristics... They are old.
And they have...
From generation to generation it is common to give this type of things.
They are clocks that last several generations.
And in this case, this clock has Asian characteristics.
Can you see?
The gold in the middle, they say is originally from China.
We have a lot of furniture inspired like that.
They say this type of clock
are for measuring time.
Done. See you later.
She's gone.
APPLAUSE
- It was a pity about that initial white. - I have one...
Me, when reading texts, I skim and memorize.
I go around saying things without reading in detail.
And I think that's how I read this letter, diagonally.
Details were missing.
I thought the game would start later.
I didn't realize I had stepped out of frame
and that the video was already running. PEDRO: - You did well.
Lourenço stepped out of frame, lost eye contact 18 times.
Including a walk around the room for a solid 12 seconds.
- There... - There, walking around.
Total time, four minutes and 46 seconds.
VASCO: Very good. So that means then...
APPLAUSE
We have to see, and you made that assessment
between the time each test took and also the number of mistakes.
Yes. With one point, because Gabriela didn't wear the suit.
GABRIELA: - Oh man... VASCO: - You didn't wear the suit.
I had a very pleasant conversation with the lady. Doesn't that count?
- Entertainment. - Two points for Lourenço.
Three points for Pedro. For Gilmário, four points.
And Pipoca, five points, because it was without errors.
VASCO: Very good.
APPLAUSE
AUDIENCE: Popcorn, Popcorn, Popcorn...
Popcorn, Popcorn...
Send those points to our screen
so we can tally them up before the final challenge.
PEDRO: - Here I go. MARKL: - Lourenço is in the lead with 23.
Pipoca with 20, Pedro with 19,
Gilmário with 15 and Gabriela with eight points.
Let's give them a round of applause.
APPLAUSE
My dears, it's time for the final challenge.
There are five more points at stake.
And we have a winner to decide today.
I ask for a big round of applause for these five magnificent contestants.
Get your butts up and go to the stage.
Final challenge in today's "Taskmaster".
APPLAUSE
(...)
Markl, what do you have in your hand, I ask, as if I didn't know?
Whoever will read the task will be our guest.
VASCO: A round of applause for Lourenço Ortigão, our guest.
- Lourenço... - Thank you.
APPLAUSE
Let's go. "Choose the number of sheets you want
"for the second part of the task.
"Each sheet will reduce five points from your total.
"You have 30 seconds to decide the number of sheets you want."
I don't have a way to reduce my score any further.
We are only talking about the score of this challenge.
Thirty seconds to choose the number of sheets
that you will hold in your hands.
VASCO: What will be the second part of the task?
Take sheets, Lourenço. They are there to be used.
Each one is minus five points?
MARKL WHISTLES Time is up.
- Stupid. VASCO: - How many sheets did you take?
I'm not giving back my bust.
MARKL: - How many do you have? - Four.
MARKL: - Gilmário? - Ten, 11, 12...
VASCO: - My God. SPEAKS ENGLISH: - This is good television.
- 13, 14, 15. - 75 negative points already.
Ready.
You just have to make 75 points next, Gilmário.
- Did you take all the sheets? - Yes, all of them.
25. 125 negative, is the start of this challenge.
- Five. MARKL: - Pedro, five.
LOURENÇO: Four sheets.
MARKL: Pipoca starts with minus 20, with four sheets.
Gilmário, minus 75. 15 sheets.
Gabriela, 25 sheets. Minus 125 points.
Pedro, with minus 25. Five sheets.
Minus 20 for Lourenço with four sheets.
I will pass the second part of the task to Lourenço.
Now, comes the psychological blow.
GABRIELA: I did well to choose many. This will go around.
"Make paper airplanes."
"Your paper airplanes have to look like airplanes."
"You can't just crumple the paper and throw it."
"You have two minutes to make the airplanes"
"and then 30 seconds to throw all the airplanes you make"
into the containers. The winner is the one who accumulates the most points."
You have two minutes to produce airplanes.
PEDRO: How do you do this?
MARKL: Don't crumple the sheets. Make beautiful things.
GILMÁRIO: Can I make two airplanes on one sheet?
VASCO: - Gabriela, do you know how to do it? GABRIELA: - No.
- Pedro, do you know how to make airplanes? PEDRO: - I know.
MARKL: - That's a spaceship. ANA: - I don't remember how I did this.
SPEAKS ENGLISH: - It has potential. - Are you only going to make one, Gabriela?
VASCO: - Make more, you have time. MARKL: - One minute.
I don't want to play this game.
- Gilmário, are we good on airplanes? - We are. We have a good fleet here.
PEDRO: This looks like an aircraft carrier.
GABRIELA: Can we start? MARKL WHISTLES
VASCO: - Drop the sheets. - Ana Garcia Martins starts.
You can go to the mark.
And I will give the starting shot for your 30 seconds
of launching airplanes.
MARKL WHISTLES It has to be done...
VASCO: Watch the time.
ANA: - It counted. VASCO: - It counts.
MARKL: In the bathtub.
Less good.
PEDRO: How much is the bathtub worth?
VASCO: Good effort, Pipoca.
Pipoca Mais Doce guessed the bathtub correctly. Five points.
That means she's at minus 15. Gilmário, it's your turn.
Matching.
MARKL: I'll blow, signaling the start of the 30 seconds.
MARKL WHISTLES
MARKL: It's a boomerang.
LAUGHTER
They are boomerangs.
Nothing, man. Nothing.
MARKL WHISTLES APPLAUSE
MARKL: I believe absolutely nothing went in.
I'll just double-check, but no.
GILMÁRIO: - Don't go there. MARKL: - Empty.
GILMÁRIO: I hit it with my ego.
MARKL: Gilmário maintains his score of 75 negative points.
- Gabriela, it's your turn. VASCO: - One at a time.
- How many fewer points do I have? VASCO: - Minus 125.
- I'm going to blow. - Wait! 1, 2 and...
MARKL WHISTLES
It was better than Gilmário's and I don't know how to make planes.
Look at the time, it's counting down.
Look at this one, so well made.
- Wait! Don't applaud yet. MARKL: - You have ten seconds.
- I even folded this. GILMÁRIO: - They are folded.
MARKL: I'll check.
GABRIELA: I folded before the test was over.
GILMÁRIO: - They are folded papers. GABRIELA: - It was a plane.
One entered here... In the basket, one, two...
ANA: - They are folded. - Three, four...
I don't know how to make planes. I didn't take the course you took.
Six, seven.
MARKL: - 28 points. PEDRO: - Seven times four...
- How much does it recover, Markl? MARKL: - You ended up with 97 negative.
Good. Pedro, it's your turn.
Let me get in there with my airplane technique.
I'm going to blow. MARKL WHISTLES
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
GILMÁRIO: Because I didn't blow...
PEDRO: Another one.
Another one.
This one didn't have a rudder in the back.
MARKL: Poetic.
Two in the bathtub.
MARKL: Fifteen negative points for Pedro.
- I did it without a rudder... You'll be fine. - No, I have it all crooked.
Lourenço Ortigão is going to launch airplanes.
Lourenço has 20 negatives. He only needs six points to win.
MARKL WHISTLES
VASCO: - Beautiful. - I loved it.
- Useless, but I loved it. - Good flight.
GABRIELA: - So beautiful, the airplanes. VASCO: - Look at the weather!
PEDRO: That one, it was bad weather to land from south to north.
GABRIELA: You still have the other one.
PEDRO: Are you left-handed? Do it again.
- Yours are boomerangs. - You still have five seconds.
APPLAUSE MARKL WHISTLES
MARKL: Zero. Zero means we have a tie.
I have here to break the tie a handful of balloons.
What's going to follow for the tiebreaker is that you're going to have to inflate the balloon
until it's bigger than the size of your head.
Then, you're going to have to pop it. The fastest wins.
It's just stupid.
Is it me? I thought it was him.
ANA: Pedro, let me win. My children are here.
Just so I don't look too dumb. They have to have some respect for me.
You've treated me the whole program the way you've treated me
and now you're asking me that? - I love you. You know I love you.
MARKL: I'm going to whistle. MARKL WHISTLES
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MARKL: You have to tie a knot after and then pop it.
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BALLOON POPS APPLAUSE
(...)
Dubious.
VASCO: This means that whoever wins this task
and wins five points is Pedro Alves.
And with these five points who wins "Taskmaster" today
is Pedro Alves.
APPLAUSE
Before the celebration, what did we learn tonight on "Taskmaster"?
And we learned the following...
Play, have fun, unplug from the Internet.
VASCO: Pass the water, suck the tube, but don't bite the tablet.
Don't deviate from the plan while putting on the suit.
Press the button and find the son of a bitch duck.
Travel to the future or to when you were younger.
And don't forget that Darth Vader once worked at Glovo.
The Palt thermal baths, where is that?
Pharaoh Tetumsis, what's that, Madie?
"Taskmaster"! We'll be back next week! Bye!
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AUDIENCE: Pedro, Pedro, Pedro...
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