# TASKMASTER THEME
- Hurry, Markl! - Nuno, don't screw me over. Help.
SCREAMING
# TASKMASTER THEME
GILMÁRIO PLAYS FLUTE GABRIELA SCREAMS
#
PEDRO MOANS
- It was very nice, actually. MARKL: - Yes.
APPLAUSE
- Is it good? - Well, thank you.
Good evening, extraordinary people who chose to watch RTP.
What a great decision. Welcome to the program
where five individuals have to read, have to understand what they read
and then, have to execute what was requested on the paper,
so that they can achieve the status of hero.
I'll go further. The status of divinity.
That status may make this happen.
They can take home my head.
MARKL: - My God. - The most desired head
of the audiovisual landscape of this corner by the sea.
APPLAUSE
PEDRO: There are those who have it and already broke it, right?
(...)
Next to me a man who was playing Sudoku a while ago.
When I asked how it was going, he replied: "It's going well.
Two more numbers and I get bingo." An applause for Nuno Markl!
APPLAUSE
MARKL: Thank you.
Don't hold back. Make noise for Pipoca Mais Doce, Ana!
Gilmário Vemba!
Gabriela Barros!
Pedro Alves!
And our guest today, Inês Lopes Gonçalves!
APPLAUSE
- Inês, good evening. - Finally. Geez.
We've been talking about this for a long time.
INÊS: - And I wanted... - You wanted to be there.
- We did it, Portugal. Victory. VASCO: - We did it. It's done.
Inês got too thirsty. On the last day you left there...
I sent a message saying: "I want more!"
Despite some images that don't favor you.
- I have no idea. Was it? - Did you think: "I'm so dumb."?
Today, in this episode, it's not in life.
I wasn't understanding. Constantly.
-And I fear what I will have said and done. VASCO: - It will be a surprise for you.
I'm glad you're here. Five people I appreciate.
Let's start giving points now. Let's start with the objects
that our five brought from home.
What did I ask these five friends, to these five affable human beings?
These five sweeties, these best things of Uncle Nuno,
had to bring the best thing for you to put yourself inside.
Not you specifically. For them to put themselves inside.
Ana, what did you bring?
There are two factors that justify my choice.
The first is that I am a person of 43 years old. I'm already old.
I really value comfort. Being comfortable, we are fine.
The second is that I've been in a relationship for almost four years.
There is no longer that investment in naughty lingerie.
So, what I brought today, if you can show...
LAUGHTER Okay.
I don't think you can get the dimension of these granny panties here.
GILMÁRIO: - Is that a panty? GABRIELA: - Are you going to give it to us in 3D?
It's here.
- Is that really a panty? VASCO: - Don't mess with me.
That's how I feel comfortable. I can even put it on.
- Ana... INÊS: - You look like Fred Flintstone.
- This is the smallest size. - That's a "Flintstónicobética".
- It's a whole piece. - No, it's just a panty.
- Ah... MARKL: - Incredible.
APPLAUSE
(...)
GILMÁRIO: - Now, yes. PEDRO: - In my land it's not a panty.
- It has hints of naughtiness. - An applause for the panty.
APPLAUSE
Mr. Filadagoda GV... Gilmário, what did you bring?
I am an individual who is in the phase of Pipoca to relax more.
But nothing big... Something sexier.
I brought this. Actually, I didn't bring it. It's at home.
Anyone who wants it can go get it. It's a jacuzzi.
If you don't win this today, can the winner go get the jacuzzi?
You can, but you have to pay for the disassembly.
It is said, it is said.
Gabriela, I've never seen you so happy with someone else's prize.
Because they are all crap, until now.
I brought something that came to revolutionize our world.
We can use this at home, alone, accompanied.
We can even have a "matchy-matchy" with the boyfriend.
You and your wife go to the cinema, you want to be comfortable,
you don't want anyone to recognize you.
We already know. You have to walk like that in the street. "Taskmaster"!
- I'm so short that no one sees me. - Shh! Let me finish the theory.
VASCO: - Sorry. - You put on some glasses, close them up to here.
You end up with glasses. Nobody knows who you are.
It's comfortable. Put it there, production. There it is. You can use this.
You can go anywhere. You can go withdraw money.
You want to save time.
"I want to buy bread." Zunga. "I want to go to the garden." Zunga.
- And it's done. - An applause for the zunga.
VASCO: Now zunga in Gabriela
Pedro, what did you bring?
I brought something that has to do with my "de-influencer" career.
"Influencers" do everything with image to have access
to parties, to all events.
I brought something that gives me access to all that.
I can enter these places without having to pay or take pictures.
If I stuffed myself inside this and they put me at the studio door,
no one would question it. They'd think: "It must be from the studio."
GABRIELA: - What is it? - A "flight case".
ANA: - Very good. PEDRO: - That was it.
VASCO: - You arrive with this... - I'm inside.
(...)
- Inês, what did you bring? - I brought the object that will win.
I wasn't coming with all this confidence, but after listening to my colleagues,
I believe I can meet almost all the requirements and then some.
For a guest, she's full of boasting.
GILMÁRIO: - She's going to lose! INÊS: - Zunga!
The world is a strange place.
Sometimes, we need a place where we can be alone.
I think it has many advantages. It has the advantage that Gabriela brought.
You are very well-known people.
If you don't want to be recognized, go back inside again.
The ultimate argument. Who never wants to take a nap?
There's no better place to stuff yourself than in a suit carrier
placed on the arm of a chair. No one will question it.
- No one will question it. PEDRO: - He also stuffs himself in there.
You get in there, you lie down like that on the sofa.
- No one knows it's you. - And you also do zunga.
- Exactly. VASCO: - Let's give points.
I'm going to give one point to Inês's suit carrier.
INÊS: What?
I'm going to give two points to Gilmário's jacuzzi.
GILMÁRIO: - Two? MARKL: - It's the most valuable prize.
VASCO: Yes, but thing is...
- I'll give three points to Pipoca's panties. - But it's just panties.
- Big robbery! VASCO: - Four points to Gabriela.
- And I'm going to give five points to Pedro. - I won! First! I don't believe it.
- The box? - I won!
VASCO: - The box. - You can't even breathe.
- You don't breathe! VASCO: - Pedro, congratulations.
First points given in the studio. Let's see what they've been doing.
- Nuno, what do we start with? - It's more a question of how.
How are we going to start? Some people like to start calmly.
But not on this program.
The people who watch this program want adrenaline, challenges,
overcoming great obstacles. How are we going to start?
We're going to start with mountaineering.
# CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME
#
- Hello! Smells like manure. - I greet you on this sunny morning.
- Thank you. - "Arigato".
Very well. Let's get to it. It's going to be radical.
- "Climb the mountain." - Mountain?
"Your attempt must last six minutes."
- "And it will be sped up three times." - For whose sake?
- The editors, I think. Right? MARKL: - Yes.
I don't understand. Okay. So, the six minutes decrease?
I'm terrible. I'll do whatever you tell me to do.
"Win the most exciting climb."
- Do you see a mountain? - "You have to start..."
I think that's it.
MARKL: - Are they questioning? - I see the investment.
"You have to start climbing in the next ten minutes."
- Did you all understand? ANA: - No. I didn't understand anything.
INÊS: - Is this the mountain? - Yes.
- What do I want this for? - For realism and spectacularity.
- Let's stick the flag on the summit. - Exactly.
Are we a team or are we against each other?
You are a magnificent team.
GABRIELA: You have to be gabiratated alpinists who know what they're doing.
There's material here... CENSORED WORD
Do you want us to do that or build a house?
Thirty seconds. Inês, 10 seconds left to start the climb.
GILMÁRIO: - Inês! - Wait. Let's go!
MARKL: - Come on, quickly. - Can we go?
- Climb the mountain. - Let's go.
APPLAUSE
As the proverb says, if the mountain won't come to Muhammad,
put a tarp on the grass and you have a mountain.
Or as Gabriela says, I see investment here.
MARKL: This mountain had to be climbed in an exciting way
and each team had to take six minutes
and reach the summit in those six minutes.
After that, the images would be sped up three times
by our magnificent and magical editing team,
adding more dynamism, more vertigo to this test,
more "excitement", which is a word I discovered doesn't exist.
Which is the first team we're going to see in action in our...
Sorry. In our investment.
We're going to see a team that didn't take six minutes.
It took eight minutes and the climb had to be sped up four times.
I present to you Gilmário Vemba, Inês Lopes Gonçalves
and Ana Garcia Martins, - We are more.
A collective of alpinists that I like to call
as Ginsana or Lociavemçalvins.
APPLAUSE
INÊS: - Wait. First, I'll go. ANA: - Is it slippery?
- No. - Let's go.
ANA: - Are you there, Gilmário? GILMÁRIO: - I'm here.
ANA: - Nobody gets left behind. - Climb.
ANA GROANS
INÊS: There's a part that has steps. Wait.
Has steps? GILMÁRIO SCREAMS
ANA: We lost Gilmário!
INÊS: - Come on, Gilmário! ANA: - Pull!
GILMÁRIO: I lost half of the material.
- Is Gilmário okay? I don't see him. GILMÁRIO: - I am. Go!
- Be careful, Ana! - Avalanche!
GILMÁRIO SCREAMS
It's all right! It's over!
I'm okay! Keep going!
ANA: I brought cookies. Don't you want to stop to eat?
- Do we have time? - Also...
- I don't think so. - Look at the view from up here.
GILMÁRIO: - I think I broke my leg. - We have to leave one behind.
- It's hard for me. We've already lost one. - Let's go.
INÊS: Come on, Gilmário. You can do it.
Hang in there. It's almost night. Let's go.
GROANS
ANA: This isn't a man. It's a sperm whale.
- Bears! Alert! INÊS: - Gilmário, hang in there!
- He's dead. - He's dead.
Let's go.
ANA: - Are you okay with just one leg? GILMÁRIO: - I am.
SCREAMS
You were doing so well. You were already up there.
GILMÁRIO: All together. Go, Inês!
I did it!
- The path is this way. Wait. GILMÁRIO: - That's it!
ANA: - Go, or we'll get lost. - Very calmly.
MARKL WHISTLES Is it over?
- João Garcia will be proud. - Who?
MARKL LAUGHS
APPLAUSE
João Garcia is a Portuguese alpinist who is a national hero.
GABRIELA: - Relative of Ana Garcia. VASCO: - That's right.
Nobody tells me. People assume I grew up here.
They say names out of nowhere. João Garcia. "Who's that?"
- What's your relationship with snow? - Zero.
Snow, just that little bit of ice that stays at the bottom of the freezer.
Who was there in front before the test had even started...
- He went straight to the top of the mountain. - That's how it's done in alpinism.
I put the rope to make it easier to climb later.
- That's how it's done in alpinism. VASCO: - Everyone goes there first.
- Everyone knows that. ANA: - I would like to point out
that our test had an avalanche, snow monster, a broken leg,
snack break, stairs, we had it all.
- Who was the snow monster? - Didn't you hear? "Snow monster!"
VASCO: - He heard the bear. ANA: - Bear.
GILMÁRIO: - Don't interfere. - I'm helping them think.
We started well with an adventure from Gilmário, Inês and Ana's team.
- Pedro and Gabriela, how did it go? - I'm sorry to inform you
that this duo also didn't climb the mountain in six minutes.
It took a little longer. It took 16 minutes.
Forcing the editors to speed up the image eight times.
I'm warning the more impressionable. There are children here.
The images may shock. There's some violence.
Let's see Pedro Alves and Gabriela Barros.
VASCO: Maybe it was the bears.
GABRIELA MOANS
- What if I go up like this? - Go on.
SCREAMS
GABRIELA: Let's stop. Let's have a snack. I have a little mouse.
What is this?
LAUGHTER
PEDRO: Hammer it. Hit it!
SCREAMS LAUGHTER
GABRIELA SCREAMS
LAUGHTER
I won't make it! Stop! We have to go up!
GABRIELA SCREAMS
- Come on, Gabi. - It's blood on the nose! It's the altitude.
It's the nose! It's the altitude!
You know what? I think we're going to stay here.
GABRIELA: Do we have a tent to camp?
No one will save us.
Isn't it better to write SOS to help us?
Good.
GABRIELA MOANS LAUGHTER
- Someone! - SOS!
- Snow. Water on the face. Wake up. PEDRO: - Fresh. Let's go.
GABRIELA: Let's go. Are you a warrior or not?
PEDRO: - Hold on. GABRIELA: - It's almost there.
SCREAMS
(...)
Go without me!
LAUGHTER
GABRIELA: Go without me! Leave it!
We have a much greater purpose
which is to stick a flag on a mountain that is flat.
PEDRO: - It'll be quick. GABRIELA: - Come on!
# RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME
- We arrived. PEDRO: - We didn't arrive at all.
- No? PEDRO: - Where's the flag?
GABRIELA: We arrived! Not yet. CENSORED WORD
- Now we arrived. GABRIELA: - We arrived!
- Come on! Together! - Come on, friend!
GABRIELA SCREAMS SCREAMS OF JOY
- We won. - Something went into my groin.
APPLAUSE
- Was there "excitement" or not? MARKL: - There was.
We really liked the explanatory screams.
The screams justified why. "Altitude!"
Wait. I'm not even going to talk much. It's all seen.
GABRIELA: - And it's all said. - It's all said.
I'm going to talk about something important that is a great detail
and a big difference between the two tests.
ANA: - 16 minutes. - Calm down.
Someone said they had a broken leg.
They were left behind. "Stay behind." Did you hear Gabriela?
- "Go without me." It's a difference. MARKL: - There's a connection.
- Save yourself. SLOW VOICE: - Did you go without her?
SLOW VOICE: - I did! Of course. - It was nothing. She rescued me.
- There's realism in all this. PEDRO: - There's humanity.
Both teams passed six minutes.
One passed eight, the other did 16. But it's okay.
- It's almost triple. - I'm seeing everything now.
In terms of "excitement", what am I going to do?
We will divide the five points between the two groups.
Three points for "excitement" with Gabriela and Pedro's blood.
And two points for Inês, for Gilmário and Pipoca.
They lost so much blood, but no one passed out.
VASCO: Markl, send the points to the screen. How is it?
- We're ahead. MARKL: - Pedro is in the lead.
Then, Gabriela with seven. Ana with five points.
Gilmário with four and our guest with three points.
VASCO: An applause. APPLAUSE
VASCO: - What do we have next? MARKL: - We have letters.
We have a bathtub, a slate. So much good in one task.
Fasten your seat belts, because this is going to be very good.
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
- How is it, Nuno? - Hey!
Hello, Mrs. Serenela Andrade. How are you today?
- Are you going to take a bath? - It will be useful.
- That had to be longer. - I always wanted to use this.
-"Complete the alphabet with objects." - Complete the alphabet with objects.
Objects that have to be deposited here.
- Real objects? Not just saying it? MARKL: - No.
- Do I have to go get things? - From A to Z with objects?
Yes.
"Every minute that passes, you have to choose a letter
"and, from that moment on, you cannot use words
starting with that letter in your speech."
- The choice of letters is here. - What?
You will end up with less and less possibility of speaking.
"Whenever you do, a minute will be added to your time."
- Whenever I use a word... - Starting with a chosen letter.
"You can't stay more than five seconds in silence."
You have to be careful what you say and when you shut up.
You can't be five seconds in silence.
Whenever I whistle, you choose a letter from there
and you can't use it until the end of the task in your speech.
However, you always have to be talking.
Five seconds of silence counts as an extra minute.
"The fastest wins. The time starts... now."
- You're crazy. - Yes.
APPLAUSE
Let's explain this task that was a two-in-one.
Two things happening at the same time.
I had a slate with letters from A to Z next to me
and each contestant was asked to fetch objects from A to Z
and place them in the bathtub next to me.
I would write the names of these objects on the slate.
That was one thing. Second thing, the whiteboard with letters.
From minute to minute, Markl would whistle
and each contestant had to choose a letter
to remove from the board and, from that moment on,
any word starting with that letter was forbidden.
If that word was mentioned, we added a minute
to the final time of the challenge. It was a two-in-one.
"They were silent the whole time." No! Impossible.
They couldn't be silent for more than five seconds.
That meant another minute added to the total time.
- This challenge is sinister. - And it's one of those I love,
because it serves to irritate so many people.
- Let's start with who? - With someone who never gets irritated.
VASCO: Never? This person never gets irritated?
No, it's an angel of peace and calm called Gabriela Barros.
Never gets irritated. Never!
The time starts now.
- You have to talk. - Oh, oh, oh. Paper.
- Hello, Markl. All good? MARKL: - What is that?
Ice cream. MARKL WHISTLES
Send a letter down.
You can't say anything starting with the letter G until the end of the challenge.
- Fishing rod. - Right.
This is a... What is this called?
- Ui! The oar! - Right.
Ladder. Jeez. MARKL WHISTLES
- Another letter. - This is a cheese.
And then... A broom.
Do you want to remind the audience what your name is?
- Gabriela. MARKL: - Another minute.
LAUGHTER
- Another letter. - This one. It doesn't enter the vocabulary.
- How do you say "yes" in English? - Rascal!
Wood.
GABRIELA SCREAMS Was that with Y?
No. MARKL WHISTLES
Very good.
- What is that? - It doesn't matter.
GABRIELA: It only has things that don't matter.
"Has" starts with the letter T.
That tire comes to fill what is occupied by paper.
- You... "You"... - Just another letter to throw away.
A W. Who uses it? We are facing...
WORD CENSORED Rake. Letter... Wow!
- Was that "wow" with a W? - No.
- It seems I'm... - I'm?
- You... - You? The U isn't there anymore.
Scissors!
LAUGHTER
MARKL WHISTLES MARKL: Another one.
There can't be five seconds of silence.
GABRIELA SCREAMS
- Measuring tape. - What's that?
What's that? Good question.
LAUGHTER
I don't know.
SCREAMS MARKL WHISTLES
GABRIELA SCREAMS
- I spent... - S.
# RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME
GABRIELA MOANS
- Dollar! MARKL: - You have to take a letter out.
GABRIELA BABBLES LAUGHTER
- What's that? - Water lily.
- You owe a letter. - No. Wrong!
I'm terribly sorry.
LAUGHTER
- You owe two. - Oh, oh, oh.
- Markl... MARKL: - Yes?
- Look? - Eyes.
You're not going to rip my eyes out. My God. It's going to drive people crazy.
GABRIELA SCREAMS
GABRIELA MOANS
Damn! I can't see anything starting with U.
- You can look in other places. - Oh... Buff.
"Buff" can't be said anymore. It starts with B.
GABRIELA MOANS MARKL WHISTLES
MARKL: Another letter. It's running out.
"Orge". "Ebra". "Magination".
Do you want me to put that unicorn in zebra?
GABRIELA SCREAMS
Oh...
Ah!
- "Yes"! - "Yes".
With the Z, are you going to squint and stick yourself in there like a cross-eyed person?
It would be better to find something with X first.
Pee.
GABRIELA MOANS Do you feel like peeing?
MARKL WHISTLES I whistled to get rid of the A.
After a cross-eyed person full of pee, I think that's all.
GABRIELA, MARKL MOAN
APPLAUSE
INÊS: - Did you really pee? - No, I was cross-eyed.
There's a certain confusion between cross-eyed and squint-eyed.
VASCO: It's a bit. There was a lot of confusion.
This program was made for you. You know that, don't you?
I don't know if that's a compliment.
Alex Horne in England, one day, made a program.
Little did he know that in Portugal it was for you.
There was going to be a girl like that.
A round of applause for Gabriela.
APPLAUSE
GILMÁRIO: This challenge is from the devil.
Let's remember. It's the time the challenge took
plus the minutes added with penalties,
the forbidden words and the seconds of silence.
Gabriela took 25 minutes and 53 seconds to complete the objects.
However, adding to these 25 minutes and 53 seconds,
there are 56 penalties,
which makes a time of one hour, 21 minutes and 53 seconds.
VASCO: Gabriela Barros!
APPLAUSE
GILMÁRIO: You did well. I don't know where we're going to end up.
VASCO: - Markl, who's next? - A man who went further.
Pedro, while doing the task, created new names for animals,
created new sports
and thinks that Camões is not a poet with an eye patch,
but rather, with a welding mask.
- It's all super fascinating. GABRIELA: - It's "imagination".
- Let's see. PEDRO: - "Imagination".
- Does it have to be in order? - No.
Buoy. Cross out the B. Cross out the M from mallet.
C from rope. X-acto, X. S from spade. Scissors.
MARKL WHISTLES I'm going to send the H.
You can't say any more words starting with H.
PEDRO LAUGHS Okay.
- Does that start with H? - It starts with E.
- Sprayer. MARKL: - Throw a letter out.
This one. It's no use at all.
MARKL WHISTLES L.
- L from what? - Trash.
I'm going to take out the letters that we don't use.
- Dart. Yes. MARKL: - Is it a dart?
Jug. You can put this... God help me.
I'll leave it here, I'm going to think. MARKL WHISTLES
V. V from thing. "Voyage".
- "Voyage"? Bagpipes? - "Voyage". Bagpipes!
MARKL: - Do you water flowers with bagpipes? - Huh? Yes.
MARKL WHISTLES The I will come out.
- "Isgrima". Yes. - With I ?
What letter is missing? Is it F?
MARKL WHISTLES You have to take out one more letter.
- Annoying! J. MARKL: - Ready.
Do me a favor. Sit in the bathtub.
The N is already there. Nuno. Put it there.
MARKL WHISTLES WORD CENSORED
Again? It's annoying. I'm going to take out the G.
I'm trying not to take out... I already took out a vowel.
K.
- "Helmet". It's from space. MARKL: - With K?
PEDRO: Is there a Hugo here? Is there one on the team? Can he come here?
Is there a Hugo without an H? Just with a U. That would also be useful.
- Soccer. Of course. - Do I put soccer?
I was surprised to see a tape measure and an arrow here.
- "Yeah", cross-eyed. Yes. Put it there. MARKL: - Is that a cross-eyed person?
- Isn't it with crossed eyes? - No. Take it. What's missing?
Don't put a question mark.
MARKL: - What is that? - Quack quack.
PEDRO: One more letter. I'm not even looking.
Isn't there a sport called Wellington?
- Wellington? - Isn't it with a racket.
- I think that's badminton. - I'm going to invent a new sport.
- So? PEDRO: - Wellington.
MARKL: - What does it consist of? - Playing what you just said,
but with a mirror racket and a boxing glove.
- Wow! - Is that Wellington?
This is Wellington.
- What is that? A "yatch"? - A "yatch".
Yes, it's iate in Portuguese, but it's "yatch" in English.
If you put a sail here... Like this.
- How do you spell it? - "Yatch". It's how you say it.
- The I and the O are missing. And the H. - And the H. One is missing.
- And the A. - Do you know where it's from? Construction.
This is a construction tape. Put it there. Erase the letter A.
I found the A. Now the U is missing.
MARKL: - What is that? - Uhu, uhu...
- Owls are the ones that do that. - No. It's the pigeons.
- When the egg comes out, they go uhu. - Okay.
- What do I have to do now? - Now you're going to rest.
MARKL WHISTLES It's all there.
Ready... How is it possible?
APPLAUSE
(...)
MARKL: I've seen a lot on TV, but I've never seen this.
VASCO: Uhu...
Explain to me where Wellington was created. In what century?
- And then, tell me about the "yatch". - It's Brazilian.
VASCO: It's a yacht for English children.
The brain spins at such a speed, that I catch the scenes randomly
and try to fit them together. I'll have 10 hours of penalty, but oh well.
- Do you want to know? Times... - First, just the test.
The actual time itself. It took 15 minutes and 25 seconds.
But also works, Wellington...
- In that period, Pedro managed... VASCO: - Wait.
The lady of "êbra" and "magination"...
"Works, for the love of God. Nowadays they accept everything."
You need "magination".
It took him 15 minutes and 25 seconds.
With the penalties... The penalties were 345.
GABRIELA: - That's not possible. VASCO: - How many were there?
I'm the king! The king of penalties!
This gives an average of 23 penalties per minute.
Or one penalty every three seconds.
INÊS: - Your test is still in progress. - The VAR is still counting.
- It lasted six hours and 25 seconds. VASCO: - An applause for Pedro.
Thank you! APPLAUSE
Afterwards, we'll arrange a Wellington.
- Who's next? MARKL: - Inês Lopes Gonçalves.
A woman you've known for over 20 years.
A woman you've worked with numerous times.
But I assure you that you've never seen Inês as we're going to see her now.
APPLAUSE
- Am I sensing silence? - Huh?
- Every 5 seconds of silence... INÊS: - Is that also counting?
We have a shrimp net, a broom and a pickaxe.
Do I have to choose a letter? Quick, Markl!
MARKL WHISTLES Competitive, this girl.
I have a hammer, pruning shears and a ring.
MARKL WHISTLES Y.
# RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME
- Am I sensing silence? - We have a cheese here.
- Cheese. - And a pigeon.
MARKL: I'm sensing silence. MARKL WHISTLES
- Ice cream. MARKL: - A V goes to waste.
Wait. If I choose the V and bring an object with V
and verbalize it, I'm screwed.
LAUGHTER
- Okay, I choose this one. MARKL: - Alright.
Watering can. Let me see what's missing.
- Did you say "see"? - No.
MARKL: - You said "see". INÊS: - Didn't I say observe?
- Taco. - We already have scissors.
MARKL: - Okay. Right. - U...
# RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME
MARKL: - Silence. - A boat. An inflatable boat.
A... MARKL WHISTLES
- Okay. - A... A scouring pad.
Ah! Detergent. MARKL WHISTLES
It's better to take that away... Who created Corn Flakes?
- You're very funny. - I tried.
- "You're very funny." T. - It's not T now.
- It's the other one. It's the K. - It's until the end, the letters.
- You're running out of speech. Right. - Ah...
Silence.
"Tana, tana"
- Tana, tana with T? INÊS: - No.
"Ahahaha"
- Bucket. - It was to leave no doubts.
H, I, J, K.
H, I, J, K...
Excuse me!
H, I, J, K.
- "Clapperboard". - Is it with K?
- As the youth say. - "Clapperboard".
MARKL WHISTLES
Isn't there a turnip? Tur... T...
Tur... Turnip greens!
The T is no longer on the list. Turnip greens.
MARKL WHISTLES
MARKL: Now is the time to take it out. You took it out before. I'm confused.
What did you point at? What am I supposed to do?
You have to take one.
Sepulchral silence.
Very silent. Oppressive. And meanwhile...
MARKL WHISTLES One more letter.
- Espresso. - We already have bucket.
- Espresso. - Espresso?
- With Y? - Espresso. Hum...
Espresso, espresso, espresso...
MARKL WHISTLES One more. You have to take one from there.
Hum.
Zebra. Is it a zebra without stripes?
Combed zebra? Combing the zebra?
Sounds like slang for something. Combing the zebra.
MARKL WHISTLES It's in flight mode.
Hum, hum...
- YouTube. - Hum...
Ba, ba, ba MARKL WHISTLES
Are you going to forgo the B? Right. Ba, ba, ba... We have more ba, ba.
Ba, ba, ba
It couldn't be a Walkman. Damn.
- You only have the A. It's a Discman. - Hum...
- Cassette? In the summarized version. - Hum...
Cassette. What's going on? Inês. Right.
Miraculously I think it's over.
MARKL WHISTLES You can use all the words now.
WORD CENSORED MARKL LAUGHS
- What despair! - Thank you. It was beautiful.
Goodbye.
APPLAUSE
- I think I won against Pedro. VASCO: - We'll see.
- It was two weeks. - You could have sung anything.
You immediately sang tana, tana, tana.
Maybe I didn't understand the rules right away. Don't you think?
- I had that feeling. - Welcome to the club.
The official data is here.
Inês finished the task in 29 minutes and 50 seconds.
But she accumulated a total of 155 penalties.
Even so...
Among which, 47 periods of five seconds of silence.
And she was silent or perhaps in a state of shock
for 35 seconds straight.
VASCO: - Total time? - That much?
She ordered a total of 127 bicas. Bica, bica, bica...
Total time, it ended up being three hours, four minutes and 50 seconds.
VASCO: A round of applause for Inês.
I'm winning!
Two people are missing, Pipoca and Gilmário.
GILMÁRIO: But there are also zero expectations in this test.
Who are we going to see first and who's last?
First, let's see Pipoca Mais Doce,
a woman who started full of strength, vigor and speed.
Then, she tried to convince me that a hat was a skirt.
And in the end, she seemed more like she was talking like a Minion.
Here's the alphabet of Ana Garcia Martins.
We have a bird, a buoy and a cheese.
I have a shovel, scissors, ice cream and I have a sledgehammer.
MARKL WHISTLES It's the Y.
I'll take it in the package I'll take it, yes sir
We have a net and we have gloves.
MARKL WHISTLES I'll take it in the package
We took a W.
We have rope, tape, broom. Take some glasses. And a thingy.
A thingy? You have to choose one more.
Here you go. This counts as K. It's a kilt. Kilt pattern... Kilt.
- Isn't a kilt a skirt? - Kilt pattern. Right?
- I think it's a cap. - I have a mirror.
- Did you say "a mirror"? - A mirror.
It starts with the letter U.
ANA WHINING MARKL: I got hit with a bone.
- Take an I. - What do we have there?
Fan, no good. Duster, no good. We have a...
CENSORED WORD No good either.
We have a... I can't believe this.
I'm very tired.
MARKL: You're going to run out of another letter in ten seconds.
There's no need to go anywhere else.
You said "go". It starts with the letter I.
- I'm not sure. Okay, take it. MARKL: - H?
- I'm tired. MARKL: - I don't know where she is.
MARKL WHISTLES E !
ANA GROANS
Do these sounds start with A or H?
- It's mandatory... - You said "it is."
- Wait! It is... - Wait.
I want this. I want this...
- What is that supposed to be? ANA: - It was a vase.
- Filled by a broom. - Lighter.
We already have a frying pan. We already have a star.
MARKL WHISTLES ANA HUMS
MARKL WHISTLES MARKL: There goes the F.
ANA HUMS
Titititi...
Pitcher, jug.
ANA HUMS MARKL WHISTLES
There goes the P.
Another letter that has to go to the henhouse.
- Difficult... It's David. - David, the duck.
- Nuno... - Should I go inside?
ANA HUMS MARKL WHISTLES
- It's B! - Right.
ANA BABBLES
These sounds don't have any letters. It has a P.
Dynamite. Henrique. Winston Churchill.
- Very good. - Zasco Zalmeirim.
- Zasco? ANA: - Zasco Zalmeirim.
MARKL: - Who is that person? - Kelly.
Kelly, the doll, like Henrique, the duck.
ANA BABBLES No? Then?
- Xana. Kiko. MARKL: - Is it Kiko?
- Yuri. - Only the letter U is missing.
Ulysses! MARKL LAUGHS
- Ulysses, the hen. - Ui!
It was hard, but I think there's something here...
- It was very cool, actually. MARKL: - Yes.
APPLAUSE
- Ui! - Ulysses! That's good.
I, Zasco, have known you for so long
and I had never seen you with this panicked look
and speaking that cute language that you never said you knew how to speak.
They counted letters. What a shame. That didn't have any letters.
- Several times it started with P. ANA: - It didn't start with anything.
VASCO: - I noticed too. MARKL: - Yes.
Ana Garcia Martins, it took her almost an hour,
- 57 minutes, to complete the alphabet. - It doesn't have that many punishments.
She managed the feat of adding 493 penalties.
If it's to be done, it's in a big way. It's to be done well.
- The total was 9 hours and 17 minutes. - I think it's little.
MARKL: If it's to do, it's to do big.
If Pipoca took us to the land of the Minions
with that language that nobody understood,
Gilmário took us to another place.
Let's see Gilmário's proof, the snake charmer
who doesn't know what letter his instrument starts with.
Bucket, a dove and a cheese.
MARKL BEEPS The Y. Letter.
MARKL BEEPS Z.
- What is this? - Ice cream. Net.
MARKL BEEPS Mannequin.
MARKL BEEPS X.
Taco.
This is all the same thing. Mmm...
You said "mmm". Does it start with H and have M after or just M?
It depends on each one. It can start with M and end with H.
MARKL: - Did you say H? - Don't mess with me. Help.
Help.
- It's risky. - It's risky.
You said "it's risky".
I don't know if there are any words left. It's very difficult. Soon...
- "It's difficult" starts with the letter E. - Who invented this?
"Who" starts with the letter Q. GILMÁRIO SHOUTS
- Stairs. - Starts with the letter E. What a pity.
- Five seconds without speaking. - I wanted to speak Arabic now.
Q has already been used.
GILMÁRIO BABBLES
He's going crazy.
MARKL BEEPS P!
- Saxophone. - I don't think it's a saxophone.
GILMÁRIO BABBLES
Parasol. GILMÁRIO BABBLES
- What is that? - "Hammer".
- Starts with H. - "Yes".
"Yes" starts with Y. It's also not available.
MARKL BEEPS A!
GILMÁRIO BABBLES What do we have here?
- Work of art. - Work of art?
Work of art!
I need a black tape!
- It's a zebra. - Zebra.
LAUGHTER
- Broom. - Starts with V.
MARKL BEEPS C.
Could it be this? GILMÁRIO BABBLES
What is that you have in your hand? GILMÁRIO BABBLES
Could it be... a flute.
You'll have to say goodbye to R. Sorry. It's the last one missing.
GILMÁRIO PLAYS FLUTE
MARKL: I think you're going crazy.
- A J. - You're up for anything.
N. D.
You are one of the most intelligent human beings I know.
However, there's one thing missing that starts with F.
GILMÁRIO PLAYS FLUTE LAUGHTER
There he goes with his flute.
GILMÁRIO PLAYS FLUTE
(...)
- Rifle! - And that? Pee?
Is that to make you want to go? Close the bottle well.
GILMÁRIO PLAYS FLUTE
Carefully, please. MARKL WHISTLES
Ready. However, you had a flute in your hand.
Flute.
LAUGHTER
I was dumb, wasn't I? MARKL LAUGHS
APPLAUSE
In my defense, any of these people...
I know the people at home are thinking:
"This is easy for me. I would immediately think of all the objects."
- No one would get there. - It's no one, no one.
- Nobody. I made a zebra. ANA, GABRIELA: - Good zebra.
I would never remember that the pistol could be a rifle.
Much less when you have a flute in your mouth.
Anyone who listens to Funk has heard it. The brain turned off.
The flute helped Gilmário. It prevented him from accumulating penalties.
Gilmário took 43 minutes and 40 seconds to complete the alphabet,
having committed a total of 104 infractions
and all added up, two hours, 26 minutes and 40 seconds.
VASCO: - Let's get to points. Markl... - Let's do it.
-From one to five, who has one point? ANA: - Who could it be?
- One point for Ana. VASCO: - Ana has one point.
- Two. - Two points for Pedro.
- Pedro with two points. Three... MARKL: - Inês takes three points.
VASCO:-Three points. Four for... MARKL: - Gilmário.
VASCO: - And that means... MARKL: - Five for Gabriela.
APPLAUSE
MARKL: - That dance paid off. VASCO: - That's right.
VASCO: Our "leaderboard" is like this.
MARKL: Gabriela moves into the lead with 12 points.
Pedro with ten, Gilmário is in the middle with eight
and then, tied with six points, Ana and Inês.
VASCO: An applause for everyone. Next task, my dear Nuno.
- What do we have on "Taskmaster"? - Well.
A pumpkin, a cabbage, a pepper, a carrot
and a small Brussels sprout are in a laboratory.
And one of them turns around and says: "Let's play hide and seek."
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
#
Ai, ai...
- Hello, hi. - Hello. All good? What a rich basket.
Wow... Very good.
- Hello, Mr. Nuno. - All things I don't consume.
- Is this a small cabbage? - I don't like this laboratory.
GABRIELA LAUGHS
"Hide one of these vegetables inside one of the other vegetables."
"If you use the same combination of vegetables as another contestant,
they are both eliminated."
GEMINI ASTONISHED What the hell.
"The best combination of one vegetable hidden inside another wins."
This statement is leading to various things in my head.
MARKL: - The sentence is missing. - That's right. I'm thinking.
"You have 15 minutes."
"The time starts now."
What if the combination matches the same as another colleague,
are we both eliminated?
At least, death doesn't come for me alone.
APPLAUSE
This is one of those tests that I really like.
I love this type of test, because it's not enough to make a good combination.
The Taskmaster was mischievous, once again,
because this forces you to think about what others will do.
Repeated combinations, very important,
invalidate the task of the two contestants in question.
The big question at home is, what would you do?
Would you try to put the cabbage inside the pumpkin
or would you try to put the pumpkin inside the Brussels sprout?
It must be said that the task is won by the one I consider
the best combination of vegetable inside another vegetable.
The Taskmaster decides. And who do we start with?
Let's start with the female wing of today's program,
Gabriela Barros, Ana Garcia Martins and Inês Lopes Gonçalves
hiding vegetables inside vegetables.
If I want to stick a carrot... inside a vegetable. Calm down.
Can I cut it?
The easiest thing would be to stick this Brussels sprout in this cabbage.
I'm not going to do that.
This is a lot of work. I don't feel like it. Therefore...
Can I... I'm going to get a knife.
I needed a cleaver, a knife...
- We have a kitchen full... INÊS: - Can I go look?
You can, feel free.
It's hidden.
A whole range of tools.
MARKL: Do you have any idea what other people might be thinking of doing?
You're distracting me. Shut up!
And one inside the other inside the other? Do I get more points?
I'm finding this a bit...
This cabbage, I don't know, attracts me.
Do you think your colleagues are planning to do the easiest thing
or are they thinking... - I don't know. Maybe not.
INÊS PULLS SEEDS
- This noise is good. MARKL: - It's satisfying.
INÊS PULLS SEEDS
Here, Nuno.
Sorry. I can't entertain and be brilliant at the same time.
GABRIELA STRAINS
# CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME
#
This is very ambitious, trying to hide this here.
INÊS: - Push. - It would be good...
The hammer. Give it to her!
MARKL: It's the first time this is seen on television.
- Was it, or wasn't it? - What do I do with this?
It could be a winning idea, but ambitious. So...
MARKL: - It's going to be cut. - Of course.
I hid, not one, but three. I hope this counts.
It's a vegetable matryoshka.
So they don't say it's not clearer here in the middle.
Sorry. It's incredible.
- Is it the pumpkin and the pepper? - Yes.
- It's well disguised. - Isn't it?
Did someone say there's a pepper inside here?
I'm just going to put it here.
I'm just going to put...
The carrot stays, then.
Because that way it's all orange and disguises it.
- I think it's great. - It is.
- Look how well it is here. - Very cozy.
"Thank you". This was an... epic idea.
- Thank you, Inês. - Is that it?
- Yes. - Thank you very much.
MARKL: Always at your service.
I'm going to take this home. A snack.
It's done. Bye.
- It wasn't the same. VASCO: - That's what I was going to say.
She changed her mind several times.
It was you, Pipoca, who at the last minute removed the pepper from the pumpkin,
because if it stayed the same as Inês's they would cancel each other out
and in the end, Ana, you ended up with the carrot inside the pumpkin.
Attention! To keep everything in the same "pantone". It's worth points.
- Of course. - All in orange.
Gabriela, you went for a pepper in the cabbage.
The pumpkin seems very obvious to me, because it's a giant thing
and you just cut the hat... ANA: - It's just, but you didn't.
- Not here. - To register in mathematical terms,
three women, five vegetables and there was no repetition.
The women didn't cancel each other out.
MARKL SPEAKS ENGLISH: Sisters! Sister power!
Women! Women stick together and don't cancel each other out.
- The sisters and... INÊS: - He's having a moment.
- I had a voltage drop. - Now...
Let's see how Gilmário Vemba and Pedro Alves behaved,
a collective that I like to call the Veggie Boys.
MARKL SINGS IN ENGLISH The veggie boys are coming
And everybody... jumping
To be different from the others, what can I do?
I can stick the carrot inside the pumpkin, but that's easy.
Maybe that's what everyone is going to do.
The easiest thing is this. This is easy to hide.
Has anyone tried this?
Maybe, stick something big inside something small.
That, maybe, no one can do.
Not even me.
LAUGHTER
SPEAKS ENGLISH: One moment.
I can stick this carrot inside the pepper. Excuse me.
I'm going to open the pepper.
Ready.
Maybe even...
... I'll need to grate this.
Remove the carrot's butt, because it's not edible.
Let's see what happens.
BLENDER
How awful. It burned the machine.
BLENDER
To further refine the slices.
How does this work?
Supposedly it has to come out like this.
It should work now.
BLENDER
Shhh!
It's not working.
A beautiful recipe I learned. It's called carrot-flavored pepper.
We're going to have a mixture of flavors at the level of...
Ready, of these vegetables. Made with love.
So that the boss gives me a great score.
Let's do it like this.
I should have gone with the cabbage.
This thing of trying to invent.
I like everything very clean.
I'm one of those chefs who likes things clean and tidy.
I like to do everything in a natural way
so that we have a healthy and careful diet.
A beautiful thing to show to our esteemed public.
The recipe for the carrot inside the "cucumber".
LAUGHTER
Inside what?
I'm going to take it out. This isn't going to be pretty.
Please, don't do this. At home, don't repeat it.
For me, it's done. It's here. Carrot inside the "cucumber".
IMITA MARKL TO WHISTLE
This is awful.
It always starts with a lot of hygiene and then the person despairs.
It's hidden, isn't it?
There are traces, but the others can do better.
SPEAKS ITALIAN: Goodbye.
APPLAUSE
- What is it, Gabriela? - I want to say something.
I was the only one that if you passed there with your eyes, you wouldn't see anything.
They all scrutinized the food.
I didn't scrutinize anything. You saw it, it was a normal cabbage.
- Free of slaughter. PEDRO: - Sorry.
I was the only one to stick a carrot inside a "cucumber".
- No one else did that. - Of the pepper.
- That for me is a cucumber. MARKL: - Decided to call it that.
But the truth is that there was a total possible of ten combinations
and you went for the same one, Gilmário and Pedro.
- You are soulmates. PEDRO: - It shows.
- Same father, same mother. - Yes.
- You won't get points in this one. - Zero points.
Zero points.
But it means that I have three points, four points
and five points to give. MARKL: - You do.
I'm going to give three points to Inês Lopes Gonçalves.
Very good.
- Didn't even the hammer impress you? - He's being generous.
- I'm going to give 4 points to Gabriela... - To Ana.
VASCO: And I'm going to give five points to the orange in orange
that is well hidden. It's a combination, very good.
Pipoca Mais Doce getting five points.
MARKL: Here's what's happening.
In the lead with 16 points is Gabriela.
Then Ana Pipoca with 11.
Ten for Pedro, nine for Inês and Gilmário has eight.
APPLAUSE
Nuno, we went to the grocery store and now where are we going?
What we have now is a workload.
That's what we have.
# SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME
GILMÁRIO SPEAKS ENGLISH: I'm going.
- Nuno Markl? I wasn't expecting it. - What a surprise.
All handsome. Looks like one of the Montemor bullfighters.
GILMÁRIO SPEAKS ENGLISH: Why are you dressed like that, Mr. Markl?
The blazer?
SPEAKS ENGLISH: Are you going to fight sumo or something like that? What do you have on your belt?
- Why are you wearing a belt? - It can be useful.
- Have you always worn a belt? - All my life.
- Do they use this? - Does it slim you down? Could you lend it to me.
I get scared when they protect you before I do anything.
"Be the most impressive burden carrier."
Burden carrier? "In 15 minutes..." What?
"In 15 minutes you have to be on that mark, waving with one hand
"and giving a big thumbs up with the other..."
"While carrying the most impressive burden."
"The impressive burden can't touch anything but your body."
"The time starts when Markl interrupts you..."
My life!
- "The time starts..." - Gilmário.
- Did you practice that? - Yes.
"The time starts..." MARKL SCREAMS
Is that the interruption? Beautiful! I felt very interrupted.
MARKL SNEEZES Stupid!
I interrupted with a sneeze.
I didn't understand anything.
APPLAUSE
We asked you to be an impressive burden carrier,
and you had 15 minutes to do the task.
And then wave with one hand and give a thumbs up with the other.
Let's start by seeing whose burden?
Two different approaches, Gilmário "Hercules" Vemba
and Ana Garcia "Save the Animals" Martins.
Will I be able to lift this? This is heavy.
- It seems so. - This is very heavy.
Is this for this? Is it for carrying thingy?
- You adjust it. - I can carry it, but...
- I've gained weight again. - You're like that in real life.
If I brought a boat on my back, would that impress you?
Everything about me impresses me.
I want to turn this boat into a backpack.
MARKL: Okay.
I'm bringing a family.
I don't know if this will work.
Rita's mother had five children. Pata, Peta, Pita, Pota and...
Fernanda.
If this isn't impressive... You don't see this every day.
I wanted to see if I could carry, to add drama, the father duck.
- The father is the giant? - He's the giant.
We don't need to add weight. We can add volume.
I think it will be very beautiful.
This isn't something you do willingly.
I think it will look like a duck copulating with a turtle.
Are you well accommodated, ducks? Are you safe?
MARKL: Can you fit her in there?
- Poor thing. Poor duck. - Poor duck.
It can be an inclusive family and they adopted a pigeon.
# CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME
- A buoy fell. - You still have time. You can redo it.
MARKL: The famous story of the ugly pigeon.
That's a good joke.
- They adopted many pigeons. ANA: - Many.
- These ducks are amazing. - We're straying from the topic.
This buoy is important.
You never know if the duck might need saving.
MARKL: Of course.
Okay.
Magnificent.
Now I'd love for you to disappear into the horizon with that backpack.
Like someone going to school. It's that way.
Or is it that way? It's that way. That's it!
ANA: Let's go. Let's have dinner.
GILMÁRIO: This is just out of spite.
MARKL: That's what you get out of life.
I didn't know that.
MARKL: I love watching people disappear into the horizon.
VASCO: - With all that stuff. - Poetic.
Spectacular.
No one has ever seen anyone carrying a boat like that.
- A boat is a backpack? - A boat and a duck.
And a duck. Ducks that Pipoca wanted to save.
- Yes, I saved a family. VASCO: - That's right.
It was a large Opus Dei family, as we saw. It deserves to be scored.
It's a family.
VASCO: We've already seen Pipoca and Gilmário, and now, who's next?
Let's see how Pedro Alves and Gabriela Barros did.
PEDRO: Very badly.
Wait. I'm not playing any big games here anymore.
MARKL LAUGHS
Aren't you impressed?
No, right? I'm not going to win with this.
It broke. Right this tube that we liked so much.
The boat is very impressive. I'm very small.
# CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME
- Why are you wearing a belt? - I don't know. Want to try it?
- Is it part of the game? - If you want.
You think I'm going to be stupid my whole life, but I'm not. Calm down.
I'm going to take my friend Ana.
VELCRO
What's going to happen when I open it?
- Nothing. - Nothing. Is it for me?
MARKL TAKES A DEEP BREATH LAUGHTER
MARKL: Sure.
You'll think, "how is that donkey going to do it
to carry that on his back." MARKL: - I'm curious.
I feel like this can work if someone helps me.
MARKL: You got buried.
Look! If I could get underneath this...
Well... It's just touching the ground.
I know it's not good, but that was the idea.
But I'm going to make it happen. Don't call me Pedro Agostinho.
MARKL: It's in the air now.
How do you wave and look cool?
Is that thumbs up an attempt at a cool?
It is. The cool is there.
That cool wasn't very... CENSORED SPEECH
Are you ready for this epic moment
at a Taskmaster level? - Yes.
Watch your back.
# CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME GABRIELA SCREAMS IN PAIN
- I feel like I'm in an Olympic sport. - But...
I'm feeling pain.
Wait! I'm going to make it.
# CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME LAUGHTER
What if I give up on the boat?
1, 2 and...
GABRIELA: - You, get out! - It's going to be an explosion of color.
Visually it's more spectacular if you do it.
GABRIELA: Spectacle is the right word.
MARKL: Come on all fours, first.
- It's not touching the ground. MARKL: - No.
SPEAKS ENGLISH: I know.
MARKL: It's going to be an authentic explosion of color.
- Five and a half minutes. - It's not touching the ground.
- It's not, no. It's on the mark. - Blow on it to bring it here.
MARKL BLOWS
MARKL: Almost there, Pedro.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone suffer so much on this show.
My God! Ready.
Is that it, right? CENSORED SPEECH
LAUGHTER APPLAUSE
MARKL: - Damn it! - Damn it!
- Can you see me? - It fell.
- Can you see me? MARKL: - I am.
MARKL WHISTLES APPLAUSE
INÊS: That's great! Wow! Congratulations!
Pedro at some point seemed just like he was on his way to Fatima,
but before he stopped at Leroy Merlin and the Chinese store.
The first time I try to lift that thing,
me, full of confidence, had my back...
You paid for some sins there.
Of all the times this has happened to you, this was the best.
I walked for a week with pain in my arm.
I woke up every day in the morning, "my arm hurts, why?
"I don't know why." Then... It was that wheelbarrow.
Regarding Gabriela's test... Gabriela takes the boat
and says, 'ipsis verbis', "I feel this might work."
Two seconds pass, the boat almost kills Gabriela,
falling on top of Gabriela,
however, it didn't discourage you and you were even more aggressive,
a trash can on top of you, woman.
- Gabriela didn't give up. - Nothing.
That gave spectacularity, those spaghetti things...
- It gave a lot of color. Joy... - It gave color.
It gave liveliness to the framing.
Speaking of framing, all that's missing is framing a task,
which is Inês's. MARKL: - Yes.
Because I feel that being last wasn't good?
I felt that for Inês this was sport.
- It was a sporting event. - But sport, why?
Sport, because at one point
it seemed that Inês had stolen the Olympic rings
from all editions of the Olympic Games of the Modern Era.
How scary.
MARKL: - What's your plan? - I don't have one.
- Does it seem like I have one? - It does.
People look at me and think, "she has a plan". But I don't.
Right.
Lots of spaghetti.
Any idea forming, any concept?
Maybe now something will start to be born here.
You ask me like that, what? I don't know.
MARKL: Many hula hoops. A hula hoop factory.
I still don't have any plan.
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How stupid.
I don't...
MARKL: Damn!
At one point it looked like Daft Punk at the beginning of their career.
At the beginning and at the end, too.
MARKL: That's beautiful.
We're going to make it.
Will you give me a hand? I've never asked you for anything.
I don't think I can do that. People say I help too much.
That would have been amazing.
Amazing, really.
What am I doing with my life? Why?
- Stupidity. MARKL: - Right.
Even if the arms were bigger. This is very touching.
Five minutes.
In fact, the human spirit is incredible.
LAUGHTER
- Is everything out? - No. Everything's in place.
This is now a matter of honor.
Even if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to put this buoy here.
You look like an ant trying to knit,
but with needles of giant size.
- I'm really happy. - Where did this leave me?
Nowhere, absolutely.
What else can we put here?
I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this. Wait! I have an idea.
My God.
INÊS: Now is when you could give me a hand.
- One minute. - Can you dress me with the buoy?
Pull on the blue thingies, but be careful not to let it out.
Adjust it. It's too loose. Thank you.
I have to go here. I have to...
You have to fulfill what was established.
How is it?
Everything you need to know is in the envelope.
I know. It's a thumbs up and wave with the other hand. I remember.
A thumbs up. I called this composition A Day Well Spent.
Okay. Seems appropriate.
- And a foot in the air. Right? MARKL: - Fantastic!
MARKL WHISTLES
Now I would appreciate it if you disappeared into the horizon with all that.
Great effect.
APPLAUSE
MARKL: - Another good exit. - Inês, tell me about this challenge.
At some point you ask the question, what am I doing with my life?
Yes, I questioned that several times there,
but then I also felt that it was a matter of honor.
I just wanted to request a video referee for Gabriela's challenge,
which said that the objects could only touch our body.
One of Gabriela's objects was on top of the red wafer.
- It's not for complaining. - Fans.
VASCO: We have here the images of the chargers.
- And we have... GABRIELA: - Where is it?
ANA: - There, on the wafer. GABRIELA: - It fell.
It fell before she made the gestures. I'm sorry.
MARKL: This is a hell of an atmosphere today.
- Pedro, you get five points. - Seriously?
APPLAUSE
Thank you, boss.
Gilmário, you get four points. Turning the boat into a backpack...
- Three points to Inês. - Very good.
Saving a family is so beautiful. One point for Ana Garcia Martins.
And I'm going to give two points to Gabriela Barros.
She didn't comply. This is a scandal.
GABRIELA: Winning.
MARKL: Gabriela in the lead with 18. Pedro with 15.
And there's a tie at 12 between Ana, Inês and Gilmário.
There's still a test to be seen done outside.
- What's happening? What are we going to see? - First of all, a reflection.
One of the things we hear most is that "Taskmaster"
brought families together again in front of the television
and that's why the next task is...
THEY SING A hug at this meeting point
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GILMÁRIO SINGS I am the music
I am friendship
Where's Markl?
Couldn't it be in a closer place?
It could be a little further.
Nuno?
You're there.
- It was an unnecessary walk. - They're exaggeratedly far.
What a beautiful enigma we have here to propose to you.
So?
I only noticed this now, in the word search.
In fact, this with all this grass looks like a letter soup.
A little traumatized with letters.
Courage, Gilmário. This is different.
- Different good or bad? - Always for the worse.
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"Hug your special friend."
It's not me.
"Whenever you touch a letter, you have to turn it over
"and one minute will be added to your total time."
"The fastest wins. Time starts now."
- Who's the special friend? Is it you? - No.
- Who is my special friend? MARKL: - That's the question.
- Is it here in the middle? - It's all in the envelope.
Special friend, how?
Special as in being a special person to me?
Or special because they suffer from some kind of condition?
- Is he special? - Is he special?
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- There's no one in this garden. - There is.
- Aren't you my friend? - I am, but I'm not special.
Aren't you special? My special friend.
What is my special friend?
It was necessary to find and embrace the special friend.
And it even leaves me moved that our competitors
thought that the special friend was you, Nuno. Someone so special.
And it's even fair that they consider me that special friend,
taking into account the number of times
that I am the friendly hand they need most.
I am the water when they are thirsty.
I am the feeding bottle when these babies want milk.
But, in this specific case, I wasn't the special friend,
it was that mannequin.
Only they didn't even know that that mannequin was in the garden
let alone that he was the special friend.
The only way to understand all this was to turn those letters,
with each letter turned being one more minute in the final time.
Let's start by seeing the hug upon finding the mannequin of whom?
Pipoca Mais Doce, Ana Garcia Martins, and Gabriela Barros.
For now, I have no friends. Let's start with that.
I'll have to turn letters to find out.
I don't understand.
Are you your own special friend?
A P for Pipoca.
- There are several X's. MARKL: - You're touching.
From the moment you touch you have to turn it.
Full of rules and shit. Annoying as hell.
There's a game here.
I don't understand.
North, south...
MARKL: You touched the F. You'll have to turn the F too.
Besides the green, I have a compass.
And it's so good it doesn't move. It has to be lying down.
Compasses work lying down.
It says "quim" here. Do I have to give a hug to Quim Barreiros?
- The V. - A rope.
"Ueinm".
It's a cookie.
A cell phone.
I have a compass, a cookie and a cell phone.
- We have a phone here. MARKL: - Right.
It's a pyramid!
"Miuqenga".
Man... Mannequin!
I think my special friend is called Manel Quim.
WOMAN: - Hello? - Yes. Hello.
This is Ana Garcia Martins, known as Pipoca Mais Doce.
Am I calling my special friend?
WOMAN: I think you have the wrong number. Who did you say you were?
Who? What do you mean? Don't you know who I am?
- Gabriela Barros speaking. WOMAN: - I think you have the wrong number.
Not with me. Mannequin.
There are more numbers here. Let's try them all.
Am I calling my special friend?
MAN: No. Sorry.
Don't people really know who I am? I'm getting shocked.
I feel like I should pay more attention to this compass.
I left the rope there.
MARKL: - Do you have a plan? - I do.
I'm going to try to search for someone. From 330 degrees northwest.
Yes, Manel Quim? Quim Manel? Are you my special friend?
MAN: I don't think so. Thank you very much.
ANA: I'm going back to base hoping that...
MARKL: Maybe there will be answers.
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It's unravelling this a little longer. Do you want to come?
GABRIELA SCREAMS
- Stupid. - What for?
How awful!
GABRIELA: - It's you impaled. MARKL: - Me?
How sinister.
I would say to follow the compass indication,
which will be that way, from the place where I came from.
- He's going to scream. He's going to say things. - Scream?
Is he going to explode or something?
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ANA: Here's the bastard.
What did I have to do to him? Give him a hug?
I have to hug him. Didn't I? That was it.
Look at him all happy.
- I hugged him. - Was that a hug?
- You don't treat a friend like that. GABRIELA: - It gives me the creeps.
MARKL: Long live friendship!
GABRIELA SCREAMS
APPLAUSE
We are lucky to have Gabriela Barros with us today
who was almost a victim of mannequin-cide.
- Scary. - Is it a trauma you have?
No. It's one of those old mannequins.
It's one of the old ones, because we invested everything in the mountain.
- You can see it's an investment. - We invested everything in the canvas.
- It either goes one way or the other. VASCO: - There's not enough for everything.
- Ana Garcia Martins is drunk... - We're not going to talk about that.
VASCO: - About what? ANA: - About Mané Quim.
- No. - I thought it was two names,
Mané Quim. It never occurred to me in my head that it was a mannequin.
- We started well. ANA: - Was this good?
We started well. You embraced the special friend.
- Times? MARKL: - I have results here.
- Pipoca turned all the letters. - Of course.
Added 45 minutes to the 26 minutes of the task duration.
The total was one hour and 11 minutes.
VASCO: - And Gabriela? - She also turned all the letters.
Plus 45 minutes to the time she made.
And the time she made, 21 minutes and ten seconds.
Which means that in total, one hour, six minutes and ten seconds.
Very good.
PEDRO: You did well.
Who are the next contestants looking for our friend
to give him that good hug?
In search of the special friend, the duo Gilmário Vemba and Pedro Alves.
- Here we go again. - Yeah.
I don't understand. I can make you a special friend.
Look here for the letters that make your name and I'll give you a hug.
But I'm not your special friend.
- Do I take these things off? - Destiny is in your hands.
Are these cards? They are.
You touched the U. You'll have to turn the U.
We have a rope. I don't know what to do with the rope.
I see a word in English that means beautiful. You're not beautiful.
Why are these letters here?
Okay. Okay.
I'm going to have to turn this all over.
I don't give a damn, because I...
This letter is different.
There's some kind of order here.
PEDRO: Green.
Telephone.
Wait. There's a pattern here.
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MARKL: - What's written there? - 330 degrees.
Northwest.
What is this?
How do you say this number?
Compass.
Do you think that might indicate...
- It has a "no". - "No".
Do you think it's English, "no"?
330 degrees northwest. It must be over there. Northwest.
It's over here, for you. It points over there.
This has a pattern. A pyramid.
With some letters that I don't know what they are.
Is this embracing the friend? Facing northwest at 330 degrees.
Do I hug this "cameraman"?
He's here in my direction. There's an arrow. I can hug.
Isn't he a special friend?
Dude... It could be the other way around.
Dummy... Where is he?
- Who? - The mannequin.
Only if this rope takes me to...
In this direction.
MARKL: There he goes running.
GILMÁRIO: I don't believe this is the right thing.
There's no mannequin? Where's the mannequin?
Hello, my dear and beautiful friend.
Give me a hug, please?
MARKL: What a beautiful moment, Pedro. Beautiful moment.
I see you with a not very hopeful look.
I'm going with a not very hopeful look. I think this...
Look here, my special friend.
This rope even reaches the individual.
Is it good?
MARKL WHISTLES Did I win?
Yes, sir. PEDRO WHISTLES
- I have herpes. - You have to disinfect yourself.
- Herpes is for life. - Is it?
I'm amazed how I managed to get here.
I don't even know how it was, but it was incredible.
APPLAUSE
Pedro Alves in this challenge gives two things,
gives a hug and gives herpes to Markl. - Thank you, Pedro.
- Thank you. - Herpes is for life, friend.
At some point did you think that hugging was putting the rope around letters?
What do you want me to say? We think of 300 thousand things.
I immediately suspected the 330 degrees northwest, and then with the rope,
I realized that there was an azimuth there that would take me to the place.
Those 330 degrees helped,
but for Gilmário that was even more confusing.
- It was more confusing... - You looked at the stone, "no".
MARKL: - 330, "no". VASCO: - Don't go there.
It was like, that's not it. That was it.
- Tell me about times, Markl. - Let's do it.
Gilmário took 22 minutes. Turned 33 letters.
- In total 55 minutes. PEDRO: - You see?
- Less. - I'm going to be last again.
- At least... - Pedro turned 36 letters,
but it only took 17 minutes and 14 seconds.
Which makes a total of 53 minutes and 14 seconds.
But we still have to see the challenge of Inês Lopes Gonçalves.
- It must be so good. MARKL: - Inês...
I think Inês Lopes Gonçalves had fun in this task,
but in the end she still didn't understand anything at all.
- Is that you? - No, but you can hug me.
- Thank you, Inês. - My special friend.
Is it Vasco?
There's a rope here.
I don't understand the rules of the game of which I don't understand the rules.
WOMAN: - Hello? - Hello? Hi!
I have a nail and a rope, I don't know if you can help me.
WOMAN: - I can't see. - What's her name?
- Joana Marques. - No.
MARKL: - There may be several. - Thank you.
Wait! There's more than one special friend here. It's everyone.
We have time.
MAN: - Hello? - Hello. It's Inês, how are you?
I have a nail, a rope and many letters on the floor,
and I need to hug you. MAN: - You need to hug me
with a rope and a nail? - It can be without rope and without nail.
- You're not my type of friend. - Thank you. Good afternoon.
- What's your plan? - I don't know.
See if this rope takes me somewhere,
but I think it won't take me anywhere.
There's a person over there.
Hello. You're not my special friend, are you?
You're not my special friend.
I'm going to turn letters. What stupidity.
A, M, I...
Shit, I don't know what to do.
Mia. Does my special friend meow? Is it a cat?
MARKL: You're touching several. You touched the T and the X. You have to turn them over.
- Rascal! - Rascal?
- I can touch it with the nail. - Touching with an object is not touching?
It's not me who's touching.
Of course! You could have said it was 330 degrees northwest.
- Do you know how to use that? - More or less.
You put this like this. North is over there.
It's pointing at you, Nuno. You're my special friend.
I'm not.
A cookie.
- Mima. - Mima.
I don't understand what the letters have to do with the compass.
It's over there. Am I going over there? I'm going over there and taking a cookie.
- Where to? - I don't know.
To 330 degrees northwest. Or northeast.
Buddy? Friend? I'm here.
I arrived! I have a cookie. We can share.
Is he my friend? Is he my special friend?
That gentleman said he was her special friend?
How do I know he's my special friend? Maybe he isn't.
I'm lost. I don't know what I'm doing.
Mima?
- Mima? - Mina?
Hello! It's not.
It's a...
MARKL: This is very steep. I'm going to fall.
INÊS: Are you going to give me a scare?
He has a phone. Maybe you have the number here.
- Are you going to undress him? - I didn't know it was a mannequin.
I'm looking for the phone number.
Why am I holding a cookie in my hand? So nervous.
- Is it for hugging? - It's a bit stiff.
He's tough, this friend of mine. I hug my special friend.
MARKL WHISTLES Are you my special friend?
- I already whistled. - What does that mean?
That you're hugging your special friend.
Did I get it? Is his name Minam?
MARKL: No, it's a mannequin. I still had a few to open.
We walked a lot.
- My God! She doesn't believe it. MARKL: - "Is his name Minam?"
ANA: - Poor thing. - I have no words for this.
You took the test and didn't realize that the test was over.
No.
At this point, the one with the best time is Pedro with 53. Tell me about Inês.
MARKL: Inês took 23 minutes and 14 seconds
to hug her special friend.
There is a question here regarding the letters.
Inês turned 17 letters with her hand, 28 with the nail.
The total time is 40 minutes and 14
or an hour, eight minutes and 14 seconds,
earning two points and surpassing Ana Garcia Martins.
- Now, take care of this. - No!
The nail doesn't move on its own for the love of God.
VASCO: It was Inês who actually turned it with the nail.
Whoever holds the nail also counts as a card turned.
And, therefore, how do we stand in terms of points?
We end up with the points like this. One point for Ana Garcia Martins,
two points for Inês, three points for Gabriela,
four points for Gilmário and five points for Pedro.
VASCO: An applause for everyone.
You're spoiling me. This isn't happening.
PEDRO: No!
MARKL: Let's see how this is going.
First of all, with 21, it's Gabriela.
Then, Pedro with 20. Gilmário with 16.
Inês with 14 and Ana with 13.
Three people can win. Let's go to the last challenge.
A big round of applause for our five magnificent ones.
Go to the stage.
APPLAUSE
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- Markl, who's going to read the challenge? - I'll give it to Inês, our guest.
VASCO: - An applause! - Thank you.
VASCO: - Inês... - "Write on the board
"a cool hobby, a funny animal
"and a famous person. You have 30 seconds."
ANA, PEDRO: - A hobby? ANA: - Repeat.
- A cool hobby... VASCO: - A funny animal,
a famous person.
Don't show it, in the end.
- You can place it. ANA: - Famous?
MARKL WHISTLES VASCO: A famous person, yes.
MARKL: Now, we have a second part, which I will read.
"Strike a pose that represents firstly your cool hobby,
"then your funny animal and then your famous person.
"You have ten seconds to get into a pose
"and you must remain in the pose until the end of the round.
"The Taskmaster will try to guess what each pose represents.
"You can't make sounds or move when you're in pose."
You have ten seconds to make a pose that represents the cool hobby.
MARKL WHISTLES LAUGHTER
So, hobby, Ana Garcia Martins. I presume it's sleeping.
Gilmário Vemba, I presume that it's playing guitar.
Gabriela...
SPEAKS ENGLISH: Come on!
She is taking measurements.
A hobby that she has which is measuring the living room table.
Pedro Alves is also sleeping.
Inês Lopes Gonçalves, your hobby...
...is driving the car like an old lady.
LAUGHTER
- Can I ask what you're doing? MARKL: - Yes.
- Ana, what are you doing? - Sleeping.
VASCO: - Gilmário? - Playing guitar.
VASCO: - Gabriela? - I'm playing badminton.
LAUGHTER
Playing what?
- Pedro... MARKL: - The feather in the hand.
ANA: It's Wellington.
VASCO: - Pedro, what are you doing? - I'm sleeping.
VASCO: - Inês? - Obi-Wan Kenobi.
LAUGHTER
VASCO: - That means that... - With the right answer, Pipoca.
We have with the right answer, also, Gilmário.
And with the right answer Pedro Alves.
VASCO: - Very good. MARKL: - Let's go to the next one.
The funny animal, you have ten seconds to strike a pose.
PEDRO: Can I?
LAUGHTER MARKL WHISTLES
MARKL: - Nobody move. - Pedro is a dog.
Gabriela, you are a seal.
Inês Lopes Gonçalves, you are an ostrich.
Gilmário, you are a monkey.
LAUGHTER
You're a koala, Pipoca Mais Doce.
ANA: - It was a panda. MARKL: - Wrong answer.
VASCO: - Gilmário? - That's right, Master.
- It's not your fault, it's mine. - Sure.
VASCO: Gabriela... Yes. Pedro?
- It's the dog. VASCO: - Dog.
VASCO: - Inês? - An armadillo.
MARKL: Inês can leave now. You can get out of that position now.
The correct answers were Gilmário's, Gabriela's and Pedro's.
Let's go to the next round. The famous person.
Ten seconds to get into position.
PEDRO: Is it now?
INÊS: Is it already?
MARKL WHISTLES Time for poses is up.
Pipoca wrote Ana Garcia Martins, Pipoca Mais Doce.
Gilmário, you are a singer, but you are a specific singer.
Or you're Carolina Patrocínio on a karaoke night.
Why did you lift your t-shirt? Why are you showing your belly?
MARKL: - There's that detail. - Are you Toy?
MARKL: Of course.
VASCO: Gabriela...
- Is it very difficult? - No, but...
You are De Niro. GABRIELA BABBLES
VASCO: You are Fernando Pessoa.
You are Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone".
- Yes. - Right.
Well. I'm seeing Munch's "The Scream".
MARKL: - Let's confirm. It was you. - It was me.
- Who were you? - It was Toy.
- It was Brad Pitt. - It wasn't obvious.
Pedro, you were Vasco Palmeirim. And Inês, you were Macaulay Culkin.
In "Home Alone". Doing the math...
Doing the math, there's one person who got three correct answers
and that was Gilmário Vemba. VASCO: - Very good.
It's very annoying.
And that means Gilmário wins these five points.
With the five points he ties Gabriela
and we're going to a tiebreaker in this "Taskmaster"
between Gabriela Barros and Gilmário Vemba.
Calm down.
Only the finalists stay here on stage. The others...
- Andor! - You can go back.
You can just watch this moment of magic.
ANA: What a humiliation.
To break the tie we're going to want you to write there
the name of a movie character.
CENSORED SPEECH MARKL: A movie character.
INÊS: From Manoel de Oliveira's cinema.
VASCO: A well-known movie character.
- What emptiness. - You have so many.
I hate these things. I get very nervous.
- How is that spelled? MARKL: - Ten seconds.
- Don't show it. MARKL: - Are you done yet?
Now, what I'm going to ask you to do is switch boards.
ANA: - Switch what? - Switch.
They are...
There's a risk I won't even know who she wrote.
He'll know. I won't know.
He chose something from Angola.
GILMÁRIO: I wish I had that faith in our cinema.
MARKL: - Let's do this. - Look at what's on the board.
What did you write?
Ten seconds from now. Okay.
GILMÁRIO ARRULHA
MARKL: Let's do this. Vasco...
I'm going to say it now, because it seems more obvious to me,
that Gabriela is Charlot. Charlie Chaplin, Charlot.
Now...
INÊS: Gilmário is Ana's boyfriend.
VASCO: Gilmário...
A lady with very big panties.
- Am I going to peek at what it is? VASCO: - Peek.
LAUGHTER
(...)
Are you the nun from that horror movie? From "The Nun"?
MARKL: - It was Chewbacca. - You were Chewbacca with...
- There's no way to make the statue... - I won!
I won! I won! I won!
- I tried to help you. - Super well.
And the winner of this "Taskmaster" is Gabriela Barros!
APPLAUSE
PEDRO: My box.
Before we leave we have to reflect
and understand what we learned today in this "Taskmaster".
We climb a mountain with our troupe.
Where someone gives us a hand and the blood is ketchup.
Sometimes, for a moment, we ask, what happened?
And in the end the pepper was inside the cabbage.
Complete the alphabet. You decide things.
A plank is a "yatch" and a pigeon is an uhu.
And when you need affection or a simple hug
look for 330 degrees northwest and what you catch is a scare.
Gabriela Barros the winner of this week.
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