1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,320 # TASKMASTER THEME 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,560 - Are you patient? - I am. I have nothing to do. 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,880 I think I'm the Mourinho of digital. 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,280 This is the happiest day of my life. 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,560 # TASKMASTER THEME 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,240 # IMITATE A SEAL 7 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,360 # 8 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,720 - You're a Greek god. - Congrats, Markl. 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,080 It was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced in my entire life. 10 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:31,360 [APPLAUSE] 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:38,480 (...) 12 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,600 (...) 13 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,200 - I can't read anything. - Me neither. 14 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:50,360 Good evening, eager crowd hungry for other people's suffering. 15 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:54,200 This is your weekly meeting point with five celebrities 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,640 whose careers are stable. 17 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,760 They didn't have to be here. They didn't have to prove anything to anyone. 18 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:02,280 However, they are here living adventures on a tightrope without a net, 19 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,440 where the fall into the dark, cold and deep abyss of shame 20 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,400 is a measly distance from a rubber duck. 21 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,040 All so that, in the end, one of them takes this home. 22 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,680 This is the best trinket, the most golden that has ever adorned 23 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,520 their shelves, perhaps their psyches. 24 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,200 This is "Taskmaster"! 25 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:27,480 [APPLAUSE] 26 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,440 Welcome! 27 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,320 Next to me, a man who confided in me a little while ago 28 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,960 that the best method to maintain a healthy diet is one and only one. 29 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,480 Don't cut your toenails. 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,280 He says that the mere idea of falling to the side 31 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,880 and the hospital "staff", upon taking off his shoes and socks, 32 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,080 seeing those bird-of-prey claws is enough to cut down on sugars 33 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,360 and fats and to eat more vegetables. 34 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,880 That's it. I can't allow you to see this. 35 00:01:56,440 --> 00:02:00,160 Ladies and gentlemen, our bird of prey, Nuno Markl! 36 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,280 MARKL GRASNA APPLAUSE 37 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:08,039 Thank you. It takes very little to make me restless. 38 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,920 Take care of that. Today, before me, before you, 39 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,440 that applause for Ana, our Pipoca. 40 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,000 Gilmário Vemba! 41 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,640 Gabriela Barros! 42 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,600 Pedro Alves! 43 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:31,320 And our guest today, Sílvia Alberto! 44 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,360 - Good evening, everyone. Hello, Sílvia. - Hello! 45 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:41,280 It's no lie... I can even share this little secret. 46 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,600 - You really wanted to be here. SÍLVIA: - Since the first edition. 47 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,600 You premiered "Taskmaster" and what did I say? 48 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,000 VASCO: - "I want to go." - I want to go. Look at the misery. 49 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,680 We're on the fifth. 50 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,000 All that's left to say is: "It was the last one. So, we invited you." 51 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,880 Aren't you afraid of looking ridiculous? That's the question Portugal is asking. 52 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,600 No. I felt ridiculous doing all the "Taskmaster" tasks. 53 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,920 I had a lot of fun. I like to laugh at myself. 54 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,960 It's a pleasure to have you here. Welcome and good evening, everyone. 55 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,680 May it be an excellent round of challenges. 56 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:15,880 And let's start with a proof that always comes from home from these five. 57 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,800 What we ask our contestants today... 58 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,880 - What was it, Nuno Markl? - This was shaky today. 59 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,040 Or we wouldn't have asked them to bring from home 60 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:29,280 the most satisfying thing that shakes like jelly. 61 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,160 VASCO: Ana, Pipoquita, what did you bring that shakes? 62 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:40,520 I brought something that I think meets the two requirements asked. 63 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,880 - Can we show the image? VASCO: - Let's do it. 64 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,360 It's an electric toothbrush. 65 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,560 On the one hand, it shakes like jelly. 66 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,920 And why is it satisfying? Because it's my daughter's toothbrush. 67 00:03:54,600 --> 00:04:00,280 When I hear it working, the satisfaction it gives me knowing that, 68 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,640 after 837 requests and screams "go brush your teeth", 69 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,840 she finally went and is brushing her teeth. 70 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,000 - Nothing that gives me more joy. - It's from "Frozen", isn't it? 71 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,600 It's from "Frozen". And she finishes and says: "It's over, it's over." 72 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:22,320 VASCO: - Your little daughter's toothbrush. - Yes, but the pleasure is mine. 73 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:26,640 A round of applause for Beni's toothbrush. 74 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,360 APPLAUSE 75 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,240 Gilmário, what brings you here? 76 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,320 I brought something I never thought would be useful in life. 77 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:39,200 The person who invented it is a genius. It jiggles like jelly. 78 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,480 And it sells more than jelly. 79 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,560 But in terms of satisfaction, it annoys my wife. It's win-win. 80 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:51,160 - I brought "slime." - "Slime." 81 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,200 I never understood the point of this toy. 82 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,720 I just know the kids love it and it annoys my wife. 83 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,520 - It gets the whole house dirty. ANA: - You're not the one who cleans. 84 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,560 In our day, there was something called Blandi Blub. 85 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:09,520 It was green. It would fall on the floor and pick up everything that was on the floor. 86 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,280 - Crumbs, hairs. - It was kept in a bucket. 87 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,920 It was a bucket, yes. It was disgusting, but it was amazing. 88 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,160 Even today, that's the usefulness of this toy. 89 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,880 VASCO: A round of applause for "slime." Thank you, Gilmário. 90 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,600 "Slime." 91 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,120 APPLAUSE 92 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,320 VASCO: Miss Barros, Gabriela, what did you bring today? 93 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,400 I brought you something that not only... 94 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,920 Maybe I should already have extra points for this. It's an idea. 95 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:39,160 ANA: - Let's start. -Not only does it tremble, but the person trembles. 96 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:45,520 It's a two-in-one. And it brings satisfaction to the one who does it, 97 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,640 because they see the other person in a pure state of satisfaction, 98 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:53,280 and it brings a lot of satisfaction to the one being satisfied. 99 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,200 - It's pure satisfaction. GILMÁRIO: - I'm already scared. 100 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:01,720 - The object itself is satisfaction. - Yes. I'll show you now. 101 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,000 - It's a massager. - Oh. 102 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,280 GABRIELA: - It's a massager. GILMÁRIO: - Good thing. 103 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:13,080 I got worried with that satisfaction thing. 104 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,600 PEDRO: It looks like a Black & Decker. 105 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:21,280 - You can use it for several things. - To wake up the neighbor. 106 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,600 There you go, you need to put a nail in the wall. 107 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,520 You don't have a hammer, actually. 108 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:33,960 You want to punch someone in the street. It's satisfaction on all levels. 109 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,800 That's it. That's what I have to say. 110 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,960 VASCO: Gabriela could work on those shopping channels. 111 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,840 GABRIELA: - I can't hear you. - It was just that tone. 112 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,920 - I'm convinced. VASCO: - Pedro Alves. 113 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,120 PEDRO: I'm amazed by Gabriela, 114 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:51,520 because she can sell, no problem, a powdered aluminum steak. 115 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,280 - And people buy it. - An aluminum steak? 116 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,000 This power of argumentation is brutal. 117 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:05,640 - Try to sell your object. - Let him do it as he always does. 118 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,360 VASCO: Try to sell with Gabriela's tone of voice. 119 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:13,560 I think I'm going to get too serious. I'm not very comfortable, 120 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,800 but I could do it. I have no problem, dear Vasco and Markl. 121 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:22,680 I brought something that is and was very satisfying to me 122 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,720 and it shakes like jelly. 123 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,200 Nowadays, I don't use them anymore, because my wife gave them up. 124 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,280 But I always carry them when traveling and I like them a lot. 125 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,280 They give me enormous satisfaction and they shake like jelly. 126 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,920 The last breast implants she had. 127 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:41,280 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 128 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,240 It's fine like that. 129 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:48,520 (...) 130 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,520 GABRIELA: Several questions plague my mind. 131 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:57,360 Are you taking those on the trip? The used ones? Not these, but... 132 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,600 - And they jiggle like jelly? - Of course they jiggle. 133 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,800 I'm glad. It's not every day I say that. 134 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,920 A round of applause for Pedro's wife's ex-breast implants. 135 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,200 APPLAUSE 136 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,080 VASCO: That have given you so much joy. 137 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,920 Sílvia, what did you bring? I'm even afraid to ask. 138 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,040 I'm also afraid to explain. 139 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:22,600 We all go through this in our daily lives. 140 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,640 Contractures, back pain. Not wanting to sound repetitive, 141 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,520 I watch the same teleshopping channel as Gabriela. 142 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:33,520 VASCO: - Yes. - It's true. 143 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,559 - Yes, I'm listening. - Seriously. 144 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,039 This piece is a kind of amusement park for the muscles. 145 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:44,200 It trembles, it's highly satisfying. And you leave there without contractures, 146 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,840 feeling renewed and ready for a new day. 147 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:51,200 - It's a fantastic massager. VASCO: - Did you bring one too? 148 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:55,800 -It can be adapted to other things. GABRIELA: - No! 149 00:08:56,200 --> 00:09:00,280 No! She's a guest. She comes here from time to time. 150 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:04,160 I'm here every day giving it my all. 151 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:09,760 PEDRO: - Can I defend Sílvia? - Sílvia can defend herself too. 152 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,320 PEDRO: Maybe you're not seeing the point of defense I have for you. 153 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:15,400 - Tell me. - You showed it to left-handed people. 154 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:21,080 This one is right-handed. It's not the same thing. See? 155 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,720 APPLAUSE 156 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,960 That thing can't be used to put nails in the wall or screws. 157 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:34,800 But it can get you out of there renewed. It's true. 158 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:39,120 - It's a carousel of emotions. - I gave you... 159 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,200 GILMÁRIO: She says you can punch it when you're not happy. 160 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,480 Each one grabs theirs and they go to the middle. 161 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,760 A round of applause for Sílvia's massager as well. 162 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,600 PEDRO: I was starting to get sleepy. 163 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,440 MARKL: - This is interesting. - "No hard feelings." 164 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,240 It's the first time we have contestants with the same object. 165 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,360 The five points go to Pedro Alves. 166 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,960 Seriously? 167 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,200 APPLAUSE 168 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:13,600 When I think of jelly wobbling, with all due respect, I also see... 169 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:17,240 PEDRO: - It's beautiful. VASCO: - Four points to the "slime". 170 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,440 I also see it wobbling like jelly. 171 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,040 - Now... - Now... 172 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,440 Massagers, toothbrushes. Do they wobble? Yes. 173 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,880 PEDRO: It's cool, but it's not for that. 174 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,200 VASCO: I'm going to give three points to Gabriela and Sílvia. 175 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,880 - And two points to Pipoca. - It's over. 176 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,160 VASCO: That's how we start. A round of applause for the five! 177 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:45,600 - With repetitions? - It's not like jelly. 178 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,560 - It's a disgrace. MARKL: - Be friends. 179 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,960 Let's open this Advent calendar of inanity. 180 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:59,080 What chocolate is behind the first window we're going to open? 181 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:02,400 This is more than just a chocolate. These are real bars. 182 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,920 We're kicking off with a team task. 183 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:10,720 Who's in the eye of the storm of this team task? 184 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,720 VASCO: - Who? - This kid! 185 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,000 # SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME 186 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:26,120 # 187 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,800 ANA SIGHS GILMÁRIO: Already tired? 188 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,360 We haven't even started yet. 189 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,080 I'm wondering if doing a test with you benefits or hurts me. 190 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,560 If it benefits, it's for both of us. If it hurts, it's for both of us. 191 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,080 Where's Markl? 192 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,520 - Let's see. - Where's Markl? 193 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,240 Maybe we'll have a pool party. 194 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:48,440 "Plan a one-minute bachelor party for Markl." 195 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,320 "At the end of the one-minute bachelor party," 196 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,520 Markl must be ready to get married." 197 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:58,800 "You have 24 minutes to prepare the 1-minute bachelor party." 198 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:03,920 "The time starts when I say... now." 199 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,800 - Have you been married? - I have. 200 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,240 - So? - I don't recommend it. 201 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,240 ANA: - And the bachelor party? - Never had one. 202 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,320 - We have a pool. - Table dance, pool. 203 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,920 - Do you think he likes that kind of thing? - Well. 204 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,960 It's a bachelor party for Markl, a specific person. 205 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,560 He's kind of a wimp. I don't know if he'll want something too... 206 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:33,360 - He'll want a good computer. - And those things he likes? 207 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:37,720 - Star Wars... - That's what he'll like. 208 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,440 - And Markl's here like... - He'll never leave here again. 209 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,520 Let's throw him a geeky bachelor party. He'll love it. 210 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,040 - It'll be the best. - What's "geek"? 211 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,440 - Do you agree? "Nerd". - Computers... 212 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,240 There's a stripper over there. You're incomplete. 213 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,960 - But it could be me. - That would be better. 214 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,680 If you want to show up in a thong and give him a table dance... 215 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:06,360 - I can do that. - Just for the bachelor party tradition. 216 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,280 We could strip him naked. 217 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,280 The problem is he has to get dressed afterwards to get married. 218 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,680 That's true. 219 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,400 With Markl's twins, the pants don't go on quickly. 220 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:20,560 - We sit him in a chair and... - Put on a show around him. 221 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,960 We'll make his boners happen. 222 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,320 We don't know what Markl's preferences are. 223 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,480 We don't know if he wants a stripper or a male stripper. 224 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,200 He has to be surprised and it has to generate profound happiness. 225 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,600 APPLAUSE 226 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,280 - This is kind of depressing. - My wimp. 227 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:44,360 Nuno, you've been married twice. What were your bachelor parties like? 228 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,720 Extremely weak. 229 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,960 One of them was just me sitting on a bench drinking tea. 230 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,520 - And eating plain bread. VASCO: - Great. 231 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,880 - It's not bad. I like bread. VASCO: - Great. 232 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,160 That's why I placed great hope 233 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,640 in the bachelor parties these individuals cooked up. 234 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,160 - But a minute is too little time. - It's more than enough! 235 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,560 For the love of God. I apologize, I got carried away. 236 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,640 Who were Choninha's first cronies 237 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,200 to organize a bachelor party in style? 238 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,600 Gilmário and Pipoca, a collective I like to call Gilmoca. 239 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,320 GILMÁRIO: Sounds like my name with 'moca' [weed]. 240 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,080 GILMÁRIO: Let's go! ANA SHOUTS AMUSED 241 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,600 GILMÁRIO: - Great party! ANA: - Welcome! 242 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,440 GILMÁRIO: Welcome to the bachelor party! Come on, Markl! 243 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:37,040 Shot! Shot! Shot! 244 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,040 Go, Markl! 245 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,480 Mariachi moment! 246 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,600 ANA SHOUTS 247 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,760 Markl 248 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,600 You're getting married 249 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:57,520 But why? You're gonna kill yourself 250 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,280 Markl 251 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,280 You're getting married 252 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,480 - Let's go! - Is there more? 253 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:11,200 GILMÁRIO: Shot! Shot! One more! 254 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:17,640 "You're gonna party, party" 255 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,680 ANA HUMMING 256 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:29,320 "You're wanna party" 257 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,000 Go, Markl! Give it your all! It's your bachelor party! 258 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:37,280 "You wanna party" GILMÁRIO SHOUTS 259 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,680 - Markl! You ready to get married? - You ready to get married. 260 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,680 - Thank you. - Happy wedding. 261 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,160 - Is it time to get married now? GILMÁRIO, ANA: - Yes. 262 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,520 - Thank you. - Happy wedding. 263 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,920 - Congratulations. - Come back anytime. 264 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,560 - Markl! - Markl! 265 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,960 You're getting married 266 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:05,160 Why? You're gonna kill yourself 267 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,600 APPLAUSE 268 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,040 VASCO: - We all won. - I got the music stuck in my head. 269 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,000 Markl... 270 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,560 Considering you know Markl well, 271 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,800 what couldn't be missing, given the theme of the party? 272 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,560 We wanted to concentrate as much fun as possible into one minute. 273 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,160 We anticipated that the bachelor parties he had had 274 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:35,600 had been sad. - Tea with bread? Are you kidding me? 275 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:40,960 We wanted to provide him with the most immersive 276 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,880 and interactive experience, and all that. 277 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,000 VASCO: - Shots... - Live music. 278 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,200 Mariachis. And an Angolan man shirtless. 279 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,360 - An Angolan man shirtless. - He left with his suit ready for the wedding. 280 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:55,280 I'm eager to see what the other team has prepared for you. 281 00:16:55,600 --> 00:17:01,280 It was more personalized and very intense. 282 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,560 I'll be a monkey's uncle, it was very intense. 283 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,960 VASCO: - Were there Mariachis? - No. That's the only thing missing. 284 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,240 # COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL THEME 285 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:15,359 # 286 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,200 Strike me down with lightning. 287 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:22,400 MARKL SIGHS 288 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,200 "Welcome to the most spectacular bachelor party. 289 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,240 "Tune into your favorite channel. 290 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,319 May the Force be with you, dear Homer." 291 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,240 Ha, ha, ha... 292 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,520 There you go, all set. 293 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,960 EVERYONE: "It's Beetlejuice!" 294 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:41,360 MARKL RI 295 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,960 Things exploding, no. My God. 296 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,360 Was this the man who bit the dog? 297 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,480 GABRIELA CANTAROLA 298 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,920 Breads... 299 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:56,200 SÍLVIA CANTAROLA 300 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,720 "Hi, Homie!" 301 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,400 GABRIELA CANTAROLA PEDRO ROSNA 302 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,360 MARKL: A banana? 303 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:08,560 GABRIELA CANTAROLA PEDRO ROSNA 304 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,480 MARKL: This is scary. 305 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,760 GABRIELA CANTAROLA PEDRO ROSNA 306 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,160 Ready. No! 307 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,640 That was one of the most terrifying things I've ever experienced in my life. Thank you. 308 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,760 GABRIELA: "That's all, Folks." 309 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,800 MARKL SPITS 310 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:46,240 APPLAUSE 311 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,360 (...) 312 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,280 Let's play "Who's Who". I'll start with Pedro. 313 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,040 Pedro, who were you? 314 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,440 On negative steroids, Beetlejuice. 315 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,960 - But also... - The Man Who Bit the Dog. 316 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:04,480 Yes. I was biting the dog. We thought about Markl's imagery. 317 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:09,080 The Man Who Bit the Dog must be something that blows your mind. 318 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,800 VASCO: We also went to "Star Wars", Gabriela. 319 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,760 - We did. - Who were you? 320 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,160 I was Princess Leia with the bread rolls on my head. 321 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,040 It worked out well, because I really like bread. 322 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:23,480 I knew that. I wanted to make that "bakery-esque" tribute. 323 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,360 LAUGHTER "Bakery-esque"? 324 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:31,600 - In the end, she even showed the garter. - Yes, for some sensuality. 325 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,240 Speaking of sensuality, Mrs. Marge Simpson, 326 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,120 what were you doing to my friend? 327 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,480 I was giving kisses with Marge's voluptuous lips. 328 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,600 As for the banana on the forehead... 329 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,280 It was the famous dick that they wear on their foreheads in Bairro Alto. 330 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,760 They're all happy with the dicks. 331 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:55,440 VASCO: - The banana was that? - Yes, but it's creative. 332 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,280 - It was your bachelor party. - It was. 333 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,400 You are now the Taskmaster of this challenge. 334 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,920 And you, Little Prick, will now be giving the points. 335 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,760 This team looked at me not as a "nerd", 336 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:16,080 but as a virile man or not, 337 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,480 because you were shirtless walking around me. 338 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:23,120 I didn't dislike it, but I'm a wimp and I really liked theirs. 339 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,240 - My action figures were all there. - We know your essence. 340 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,640 It was a fresco that left me quite satisfied. 341 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,480 - It was a very good two minutes. MARKL: - It was great. 342 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:38,400 I'm giving three to Pedro, Gabriela and Sílvia's team. 343 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,720 - And two to Gilmário and Pipoca. VASCO: - The points are assigned. 344 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,840 PEDRO: Applause for you too. 345 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,840 GILMÁRIO: I don't agree. 346 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,160 MARKL: At this moment, Pedro is ahead with eight. 347 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,640 Then, we have Gilmário, Sílvia and Gabriela, 348 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,000 forming the number of the beast, 666. 349 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,160 GILMÁRIO: - That's what you wanted. - And Pipoca with four. 350 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,960 VASCO: An applause for the five of you. 351 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,600 The number of the beast. 352 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,040 Nuno, have you recovered from your bachelor party yet? 353 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,120 - Yeah. - Tell me what we have next. 354 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:17,680 Next, we're going to see where an egg is going to end up in Columbus. Get it? 355 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:22,680 Egg, Columbus. Where the egg, which is going to move, ends up in Columbus. 356 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,080 Where the egg ends up in Columbus. 357 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,600 - I still don't get it. How is it? - The egg... 358 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,320 - Push the button, man! - Alright. 359 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,440 # SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME 360 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,800 - Hi. - So nervous. 361 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,640 I just got here. 362 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,080 Supposedly there's got to be something to do. 363 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,160 - What is it? - Where's the envelope? 364 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,680 Where's the letter? It's here. 365 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,800 Always so creative, so bold, so differentiated. 366 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,600 CENSORED WORD Found it. 367 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,600 "Move the egg to the egg cup." 368 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,600 "Without touching the egg or the egg cup." 369 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:13,320 "You can only use the items that are on the table." 370 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,720 What do we have here? A straw, a slice of bread, a horse. 371 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,720 What's the horse doing here? 372 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,440 A balloon. A strange scene. Rice. 373 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,560 "If you touch an item that another contestant also touches, 374 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,480 both receive a one-minute penalty per item." 375 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,560 This gives me some inner comfort. I'm not the only one losing. 376 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,320 I lose, but I drag people down with me. 377 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:44,600 How do I know another contestant touched the... I don't know. 378 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,400 I can use more than one. I can use whatever I want. 379 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,360 "- Fastest wins." - "Time starts now." 380 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,400 It doesn't say how long it is. 381 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,560 VASCO: There it is. Questions, Sílvia. 382 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,200 How do I know? How don't I know? How long? 383 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,960 I understand you. It seems like a Columbus's egg. 384 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,480 Move the egg to the egg stand. 385 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:11,760 The egg will give Columbus. Enough. It's easy. It's simple to understand. 386 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,760 Except they can't touch the egg with any part of their body. 387 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,280 VASCO: Nothing could touch the egg. 388 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,240 And they can't have the same idea as another colleague. 389 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:23,080 Then a minute would be added to everyone who had the same idea. 390 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,760 Who are we going to see first complicating everything, 391 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,880 while striving for originality? 392 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,320 MARKL: - Do you think they strive? VASCO: - These are people who strive. 393 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,880 Let's see Pedro and Gilmário wrestling with an egg 394 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,920 and various random objects, among them, 395 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,600 what appears to be Pedro's favorite pasta. 396 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,480 Okay. Without touching the egg, or the egg stand. 397 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,440 I can't touch here or the egg. Alright... 398 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,160 I have to think about what the others will do 399 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:58,400 to try to do a scene that no one else has done. 400 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,840 Horse, rice... 401 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:08,320 The easiest would be to use the bread 402 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,120 to crush the egg and transport it here. 403 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,480 I can't touch the egg directly? 404 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,880 I was hoping there would be some item down here. 405 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,240 This is pasta... CENSORED WORD 406 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,760 I love that name. 407 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,160 This isn't... This is rice. CENSORED WORD 408 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,120 Yes... 409 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,360 - Let's use the bread. - "The balloon." 410 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,480 I won't touch anything. Zoom in the camera. 411 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,440 It's zoomed in nicely. I won't touch anything. 412 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,000 Wait, look. I'm not touching it. 413 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,920 # RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 414 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:12,040 # 415 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,240 Ta-da! Is that all? 416 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,560 - Is that all? - Yes. 417 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,840 PEDRO: Whoa... 418 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:29,240 # RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 419 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:36,360 # 420 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:43,480 # 421 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:50,600 # 422 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,720 # 423 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,480 Is it over already? 424 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,440 Are you sure? I'm going to take the letter. 425 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,360 If they're lying in the studio, 426 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,800 the person won't remember what they read in the letter. 427 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,440 It's cool. 428 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,720 PEDRO ON A BALLOON 429 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,320 APPLAUSE 430 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,760 Gilmário, you went for the simplest. 431 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,560 Did it never cross your mind that more people might have done that? 432 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,640 It crossed my mind that more people would think of it. 433 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,000 "I'm not going to pick up the bread, because the bread is..." 434 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,760 - Obvious. - It's obvious. So... 435 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,680 If everyone cuts themselves off from that idea and only Gilmário remains, 436 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,240 Gilmário wins. - Exactly. 437 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,680 I wonder if more people went for the bread? We'll see that soon. 438 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,680 Pedro, you said: "Besides thinking about what I have to do, 439 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,600 I have to think about what others might do." 440 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,600 Exactly. I went for the most improbable. Nobody picks up an egg with a balloon. 441 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,600 Right. Some difficulty. The support fell to the ground. 442 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,800 -Even so, you went there with the balloon. - Yes, but I got used to it. 443 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,080 I learned to control and deal with it. I swear a lot less. 444 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:07,040 - Yes. You're a different man. - Quite. 445 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,600 - Has this program changed your life? - Yes, I even feel taller. 446 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,800 LAUGHTER 447 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,320 Markl was watching everything very carefully. 448 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,680 In the end, he's going to say everything. 449 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,960 Regarding the objects, so far, bread has been used, 450 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,240 Bostik, or the 'thingy' paste, as Pedro calls it. 451 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:29,480 - He's within his rights. - I used the balloon. 452 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,560 VASCO: - You used it, but you touched it. - I also touched the paste. 453 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,560 - And the balloon. Everything was touched. MARKL: - Yes. 454 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:41,400 The question is whether Gabriela, Ana, and Sílvia will repeat 455 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,280 any of these things, screwing themselves and their colleagues. 456 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,600 Let's start with Pipoca and Gabriela, 457 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,960 a collective I like to call Pipiela. 458 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,760 When they say I can't touch the egg, it's with my hands. 459 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,040 I can touch it with any of the things that are here. 460 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,600 So... Go on. 461 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,400 Can I blow on the egg? 462 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,280 What is the shape of this egg? Is it cooked? Is it raw? 463 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,320 Just so I know if it falls on the floor... It's all over, right? 464 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,120 No one should have touched this. 465 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:26,120 No. No one should have touched... this. 466 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,040 No! Go on! 467 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,240 ANA SOPRA 468 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:40,640 # RHYTHMIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 469 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:47,760 # 470 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:54,880 # 471 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,360 So, I'm going to... 472 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,320 I should have done it with the horse. No one picked the horse. 473 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,200 ANA SOPRA 474 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,360 Look at this one. 475 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,600 # SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME 476 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,720 # 477 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,560 Technically I'm not touching the egg, right? 478 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,840 It's the napkin that's touching the egg. I want this to be very... 479 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,280 What this program does to people. 480 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,560 LAUGHTER 481 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,640 LAUGHTER 482 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,000 Bye. 483 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:49,000 We have a stand, we have an egg, we have an egg on the stand. 484 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,120 I consider my task completed. I'm out! 485 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,600 APPLAUSE 486 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,680 VASCO: The horse called for you, didn't it? 487 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,160 - The horse called for you. - The challenge was already over. 488 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,960 - Yes. - I'm more relaxed now. 489 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,880 Pipoca, your assessment of this challenge? 490 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,000 It went badly. I always like to show a bit of my silliness. 491 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,720 People are used to seeing me as a superior being. 492 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:21,280 I like to come down to the level of the people. And here they could see it. 493 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,880 Instead of blowing and removing the rice, 494 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,480 I was taking the rice from the napkin, picking it up, and that was it. 495 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:33,960 No. I went around 87 times. Blowing and whatnot... Anyway. 496 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,040 - It's what we managed to do. - Kisses to the egg. 497 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,840 Under that pressure, it's what we managed to do. 498 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,800 You have everything noted down regarding objects that were touched. 499 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:48,240 - What do you have to tell us? - Gabriela touched the Bostik. 500 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,000 And she touches the chopsticks, which is something that happens to Pipoca. 501 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,200 Pipoca also touches the chopsticks like Gabriela. 502 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,800 An interesting situation happens. Pipoca's hair... 503 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,160 - Pipoca's hair, right? - Is touching. 504 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,760 - And the hair is yours. - I was going to say something. 505 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,200 You were paying attention and there was Pipoca's hair touch. 506 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,640 We saw this in great detail. We were watching everything. 507 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,320 We've already seen which methods were repeated. 508 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,320 I'm curious to know if Silvia escaped this trend. 509 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,040 That's what we're going to see. 510 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:27,640 I can't touch the egg stand. Hold on. 511 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,760 But the other objects can touch the egg stand. 512 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,800 Duh... 513 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,680 Of course. The other objects can touch the egg stand. 514 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:40,400 Right? Right. 515 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,000 Horse. 516 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,360 You did everything backwards. 517 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,360 We already have phase 1. 518 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,480 I didn't touch the egg stand. You guys saw it. 519 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,280 So far, you just haven't touched the stand. 520 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,840 Sorry. 521 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,960 SILVIA BLOWS 522 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,760 (...) 523 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,640 CENSORED WORD 524 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,760 Unless this has one of those "Taskmaster" twists, 525 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,520 I'd say "challenge completed". Right? 526 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,040 Sure. 527 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,960 Blah-blah... 528 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,320 Done? As far as you're concerned? As far as I'm concerned, it is. Seems to be. 529 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,280 She's coming back, isn't she? 530 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,200 It can't be that simple. I forgot something. 531 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:54,440 I didn't read something. You guys stayed in the same place. 532 00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,160 "Move the egg to the egg cup without touching the egg. 533 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,800 "You can only use the items that are on the table. 534 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,880 "If you touch the item..." Damn it! 535 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,320 Did someone touch the bread? 536 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,600 Otherwise, I get the penalty. But it was one minute. 537 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,240 It's not points. It's done. Don't mess with me. It's done. 538 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,320 Seriously? Why don't you get out of here? 539 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,680 This is super creepy. 540 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,480 What... It's already over. It is. 541 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:49,240 No. Now it doesn't count anymore. It's closed. Let's go. 542 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,320 What nerves! 543 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:56,520 APPLAUSE 544 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,440 There were more entrances and exits of Sílvia, but we couldn't put them all in. 545 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,680 After the test was over, you went to read it again. 546 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,400 And again, and again, and again. 547 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,960 Until you realized that everything you touched could be harmful, 548 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,719 not only to you, but to everyone. 549 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,480 It's a lot of inexperience. That's really what it was. 550 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,199 I didn't read the last phase. There was a penalty. 551 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,679 Since the team doesn't leave there, it was in doubt. 552 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,159 It was the first test. Will it continue? Won't it? 553 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,960 Markl, give me the results. 554 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,840 Sílvia managed the feat of touching all the objects. 555 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,360 Except for the chopsticks, harming all her colleagues. 556 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,719 I have the results here. 557 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,440 Ana took four minutes and 29 seconds. 558 00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:47,560 She used the napkin, the chopsticks, and the horse. 559 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,880 All the objects were touched by other contestants. 560 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,000 She touched the egg with her lips while blowing on it. 561 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,760 And ended with a final time of seven minutes and 29 and one point. 562 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,960 VASCO: A round of applause for Pipoca. 563 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,440 Just look at the stunning happiness on that face. 564 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,880 As for Sílvia, she only took one minute and 24. 565 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,400 She touches seven out of eight objects. She only didn't touch the chopsticks. 566 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:16,160 She has four penalties. She ends up with 5 minutes and 24 and two points. 567 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,280 VASCO: Two points for Sílvia. 568 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,640 Sorry. 569 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:26,200 Pedro took two minutes and 40. He used Bostik or paste... 570 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,880 And the balloon to place the egg on the stand. 571 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,400 Both items were used or touched by other contestants. 572 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,920 He ends up with four minutes and 40 total time and three points. 573 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,320 VASCO: - Very good. - Not bad. 574 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:43,160 Let's go to the next one. Gabriela took one minute and two seconds. 575 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,400 She used the straw, the chopsticks, the Bostik. 576 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,160 All objects were touched by other players. 577 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,880 She ends up with a final time of four minutes and two seconds. 578 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,800 VASCO: An applause for Gabriela with four points. 579 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,320 MARKL: Gilmário finished the task in one minute and 38. 580 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,680 He only used the bread that was touched by Sílvia. 581 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,360 He ends up with a total of two minutes and 38 and five points. 582 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,320 VASCO: Five points for Gilmário. 583 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,960 That's what I thought. It's the easiest. 584 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,640 MARKL: Tied with 11, Gilmário and Pedro. 585 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,640 Then, Gabriela with ten, Sílvia with eight 586 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,960 and Pipoca with five. VASCO: - We're halfway there. 587 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,840 GILMÁRIO: Calm down, Gabi. You're still in the game. 588 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,240 Nuno, I feel like another task. What do we have ahead of us? 589 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,960 This is going to be good. It's a task we're fond of. 590 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:37,440 Here's a task whose description could be that of all the tasks 591 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,720 that have already passed and all those that are yet to pass through this program. 592 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,840 # SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME 593 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:52,960 # 594 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,200 KNOCK AT THE DOOR MARKL: Hello. 595 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,120 - What's up? - What's that? 596 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,840 "Je suis moi-même, monsieur" Nuno Markl. 597 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,440 - I think you'll like this. - Will I? 598 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,280 - Something to keep me from getting tired. - Yeah. 599 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,560 I'm a little tired. Just exceptionally today. 600 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,760 - You're always radiant. - The wellspring of joy you know. 601 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,360 "Do something truly stupid." Fire... 602 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,640 "Do something..." ANA SIGHS 603 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,080 "Win the most stupid action." 604 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,160 "You can't hurt yourself nor hurt anyone." 605 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,280 That's a shame. Not being able to hurt anyone. 606 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,800 - I had someone in mind. - I know. 607 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,080 - They're protecting you. - They are. 608 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:42,120 "You have 20 minutes. Time starts now." 609 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,800 PEDRO GEME 610 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,400 MARKL: - What do you think is stupid? - All of this is stupid. 611 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,480 All of this exists. All of this is sad. All of this is stupid. 612 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,880 It has to be very stupid, doesn't it? 613 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,760 Stupid raised to the power of three. 614 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,960 I'm not a guy who's very connected to stupidity. It's not my forte. 615 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,240 This is stupid. And all year long. 616 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,960 It assumes we live in Norway. And it's a television. 617 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,480 For those who haven't figured it out at home yet. 618 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,080 [APPLAUSE] 619 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:19,520 This is what I call a blank canvas. 620 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,200 A wonderful blank canvas. Do something stupid. 621 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,200 - That's music to my ears. - I knew it. 622 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,040 If the exam question sets the tone, 623 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:31,360 just wait until you see the true symphonies of stupidity 624 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,920 that these dear people have prepared for you. 625 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,040 VASCO: - Really? That's great. MARKL: - Without further ado, 626 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,520 or maybe with quite a lot of ado, let's start with Sílvia. 627 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,840 Welcome to the race of the year. 628 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:51,680 On one side, we have Rapidinho, a bold and indomitable competitor. 629 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,480 On the other, we have Veloz, an athlete who knows what he's doing. 630 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,160 He's been here longer. Let's see how it goes. 631 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,200 They are ready. Ready to start? 632 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,800 - Let's do it. SÍLVIA: - Let's do it. 633 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,480 - Pum! SILVIA: - And there they go. 634 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,880 Veloz is attempting a risky strategy. 635 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,080 - He's abandoning his lane. - Abandoning his lane. 636 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,400 - But here comes Rapidinho... - Is that Rapidinho? 637 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:25,200 It is. Wiggling his antennae. Clearly a conqueror. 638 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,920 - Trying to get the audience's attention. MARKL: - Sure. 639 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:34,760 Veloz now seems to be taking the lead. 640 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:39,400 No, actually, it's Rapadinho coming up on the side by... 641 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,760 How stupid. 642 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,560 By about two millimeters. 643 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:51,000 I'd say just wait, because a lot is about to happen. 644 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,480 A lot indeed. 645 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,760 SILVIA: I think they need a little incentive. 646 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,120 MARKL: There it is, "doping". 647 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,200 - Are you going to change direction? - Come here. 648 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,200 MARKL: - The lettuce didn't work. - Nope. Let's try again. 649 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,360 If this isn't truly stupid, I don't know what is. 650 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,400 - It's pretty stupid. - It's pretty stupid. 651 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,960 But they're being champions. 652 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,560 - It's super exciting. - It might take a while. 653 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,080 It's a matter of being patient. He fell asleep here. 654 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,480 - He's taking a nap. - It's paradise. 655 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,560 - You interrupted him. Of course. - Let's give them a hand. 656 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,440 Ouch... 657 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,120 LAUGHTER 658 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,840 There it is. This took an incredible leap. Wow. 659 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,880 - Are you being patient? Good. - I am. I have nothing to do. 660 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,440 MARKL SIGHS LAUGHTER 661 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,240 MARKL: This is super exciting. 662 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,680 It's witnessing these moments of profound glory, 663 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:06,280 as our friend approaches the final stretch with great strides. 664 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,040 MARKL: He's really at the end. It's going to be amazing. Almost there. 665 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,840 There he is. He's about to cross the finish line. 666 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,680 It's a moment of great emotion. There he is. 667 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:21,280 - He's crossing the finish line. SÍLVIA: - And there he is! 668 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,800 He's the big winner! 669 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,040 MARKL: What an incredible triumph. Bravo. 670 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,400 Very cool. 671 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,400 It's won. I'm telling you. That was just stupid. 672 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,480 MARKL: It was. We have to release them into the wild. 673 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,240 - We should. - It's all wet. 674 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,040 MARKL: It's almost cruel to interrupt their meal. 675 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,560 SÍLVIA: - Take him with the lettuce. MARKL: - Take him with the leaf. 676 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,920 Goodbye, Speedy. Goodbye, Quicky. 677 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,840 APPLAUSE 678 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,240 There are no snails like ours. 679 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,320 - They were returned to nature. - Did you go snail hunting? 680 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,920 That size, they were hard to find. 681 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,120 We called a contact who sells snails. 682 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,240 It was possible to find these full of life. 683 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,880 There were some more boring ones. We chose the best. 684 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,440 - The others were too... - The others slept a lot. 685 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,720 - These, at least, were fast. VASCO: - Very good. 686 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,760 In terms of silly things, a snail race... I liked it. 687 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,040 Applause for Sílvia and her snail race. 688 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,520 VASCO: - More stupidity, Markl. MARKL: - More stupidity! 689 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,040 VASCO: "Give me more stupidity"! 690 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,880 Next up, someone who didn't want to go alone 691 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,480 and dragged an unsuspecting citizen into a whirlwind of color 692 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,280 and, there it is, of stupidity. Gilmário Vemba. 693 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,720 The envelope said "do something stupid" 694 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,360 and not "do something stupid 695 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,160 and ask Markl to do something stupid". 696 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,720 Unless you ask me to do something stupid, 697 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,800 it's a stupid thing." 698 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,320 - I think Markl's getting there. - Of course. 699 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,320 Since I'm not very connected to stupidity, 700 00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:01,080 I wanted to combine stupidity that could end up in art 701 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,120 which, one day, could end up in the Louvre Museum. 702 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,080 - If it were up to me, you'd take off your glasses. - Like this, I can't see anything. 703 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:12,120 The idea is to paint the "Taskmaster" duck in this beautiful picture. 704 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:17,720 Yes, I'm going to use my nose for the outline. 705 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,240 - I'm going to do the outline in yellow. - My nose doesn't have a point. 706 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,600 My nose is... 707 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,760 It's that potato nose. 708 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:35,720 MARKL: - Very good. - My outline is pathetic. 709 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,880 Incredible, it's like having a kind of brush. 710 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,440 My art can be abstract. 711 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,880 But you have to realize that it's a duck, right? 712 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:48,160 Exactly. If I can do it with the nose I have, it's brilliant. 713 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,920 Definitely. 714 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,320 GILMÁRIO: I thought: "Many people have already painted their faces." 715 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:59,480 Now painting with your face... I think that would be something new. 716 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,600 This is the happiest day of my life. 717 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:04,840 That's what I thought. 718 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,640 My nose even helps out. 719 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,080 - Did you fall? MARKL: - No. 720 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,480 GILMÁRIO GIVES KISSES 721 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,240 What are you doing? Are you sucking? 722 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:29,120 I'm giving greeting kisses. I'm going to use my beard as a brush. 723 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,880 I'm loving this. It's so zen. 724 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,680 GILMÁRIO: - Are you? - I am. 725 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,520 It feels like I'm making love to the duck. 726 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,640 LAUGHTER 727 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,200 GILMÁRIO: Because I think your duck is getting... 728 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,520 - This is a fancy duck. - You're exaggerating. 729 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,440 That perfection wasn't necessary. 730 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,760 The beard makes a great brush. 731 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,520 I never thought I'd be so invested in this. 732 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,120 - Ena. - I think mine is finished. 733 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:12,600 - Is it? Mine is more art. - Yeah, I see. 734 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,920 MARKL: This photo. Looks like a book illustration. 735 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,880 I'll put on my glasses to see yours better. 736 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:23,320 - It's an excellent work of art. - Looks like it's at war. 737 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,680 - It's a male duck. - Right. 738 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,520 - Fighting for survival. - Sure. 739 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,160 - That's the fancy duck. MARKL: - Right. 740 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,320 GILMÁRIO: Thank you, Markl, for participating in this. 741 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,800 Thank you. It was a pleasure. Art... Art and culture were born here. 742 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,760 - With the face. - This should make some money. 743 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,480 GILMÁRIO: - If we sell it, it will. - What artists, gentlemen. 744 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,840 APPLAUSE 745 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,360 - There was technique. GILMÁRIO: - There was a lot of technique. 746 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,080 In the end, you have the painted face and the painted picture. 747 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,160 You start as an artist, you end as a clown, with art done. 748 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,840 At some point, you realized the beard was useful. 749 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,240 Very useful. 750 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,640 SÍLVIA: In terms of cartilage, Markl had an advantage. 751 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,440 - You have a big brush. - I do. It's amazing. 752 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,840 I also have a big brush, but I couldn't use it... 753 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,840 VASCO: - Gilmário Vemba! - Sorry. 754 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,640 We're talking about the nose. Can we see the drawings? 755 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,360 We can. I have here the works we produced with our snouts. 756 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,760 VASCO: Send it by "airdrop" over there. 757 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,440 GABRIELA: - Was that you guys? GILMÁRIO: - Big ducks. 758 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,160 GABRIELA: - Was that you guys? MARKL: - It was us. 759 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,600 GILMÁRIO: - With the face. VASCO: - Does your duck have a top hat? 760 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,520 GABRIELA: They're very cute. 761 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,720 A round of applause for Gilmário and Markl. Very good. 762 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,600 - Big ducks. VASCO: - More art than stupidity. 763 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:47,120 It's very good. 764 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,920 I've never enjoyed repeating these words so much. 765 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,880 I'm going to say them. I want more stupidity. 766 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,640 Who's next in this cornucopia of foolishness and stupidity? 767 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:59,720 Gabriela in one of her most romantic and bucolic moments. 768 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,560 VASCO:-Do you remember what you did? - I remember. 769 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,760 Hello. 770 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:15,560 I thought it was time for a romantic moment between us. 771 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,960 - Okay. - Sit down. 772 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,640 My God. 773 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,560 Ah... 774 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,120 Is this to hold? 775 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,240 GABRIELA LAUGHS 776 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,000 Is this bread and butter? GABRIELA LAUGHS 777 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,640 Well... 778 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:44,640 Since I'm busy leaning on something 779 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,800 and showering you with affection with this flower... 780 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,880 - Yes. - I'll spread some bread and butter for you. 781 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,360 - With your feet? - With what's available. 782 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,440 - Let's do it. - You're going to spread butter with your foot? 783 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:03,200 Shhh... Just let it happen. 784 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,720 LAUGHTER 785 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,560 Incredible. 786 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:13,440 Meanwhile, I'll tell you a poem that only I know. 787 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,200 Markl, Markl... I have a cramp in my foot. 788 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,560 MARKL: - Are you going to change... GABRIELA: - Yes. 789 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,920 That's amazing. Are you spreading butter with the handle? 790 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:27,720 LAUGHTER 791 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,760 GABRIELA: When you, Markl... 792 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,960 GABRIELA LAUGHS 793 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,760 GABRIELA: When you, Markl, showed up, 794 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:51,840 I immediately saw that you... were one of those. 795 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:56,440 - Which ones? - One of those who leaves no... 796 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,000 ... doubts about... 797 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,800 That's corncob butter. 798 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,520 GABRIELA LAUGHS 799 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,080 Great. Delicious. 800 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:23,960 I knew you'd like all this romance. 801 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,640 This is the happiest day of my life. 802 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:32,280 - Ha, ha... - What a lovely picnic. 803 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,680 - And so romantic. It's true. GABRIELA: - Yes, yes, yes. 804 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,280 Yes, ma'am. But it must give you horrible cramps. 805 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,200 Yes, yes. I can't even tell you how much. 806 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,800 Let's do ourselves both a favor. MARK BLOWS WHISTLE 807 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,440 It's great! Amazing. 808 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,800 - I feel like you've got a little mouse. - No. 809 00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,120 - I'm afraid you'll fall next. - Me too. 810 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,840 But there are things that had to be done. 811 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,320 - Do you want the flower? - I do. 812 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,000 I will keep it forever in my heart. 813 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:12,240 - It's full of butter. - How gross! 814 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:18,640 Okay, bye. Ow! I almost fell. Bye. 815 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,080 I'm going to dream about this tonight. 816 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,600 - Didn't you like it? MARKL: - This program is intense. 817 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:29,920 It leaves memories... It leaves strong memories. 818 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,600 I don't want to know what led you to have this idea. 819 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,600 I think it's a great idea when it comes to stupidity and silliness. 820 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:41,040 Now, the poem... Do you remember the poem you said? 821 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,000 - No. I was busy. - The poem was as follows. 822 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,320 "Markl, when you appeared, I never had any doubts about." 823 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,240 - Does it end there? VASCO: - It ends. 824 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,040 Because in the meantime you got hit with a bread roll full of butter. 825 00:50:57,240 --> 00:51:00,400 - Markl didn't eat your bread. - That's right. 826 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,600 I felt that all this affection and love wasn't well received. 827 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,800 It's just that most of the time you were rubbing your feet 828 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,040 on that wretched carpet that Taskmaster has at home. 829 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,640 I could be here all night watching stupidity, 830 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,000 because there's stupidity happening and good stupidity at that. Who's coming up next? 831 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,440 Here's Pedro Alves loaded with scenes seemingly random 832 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,000 that finally come together in a beautiful whole. 833 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,600 Here I go! 834 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,760 - My God. - Don't get worked up. Don't panic. 835 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,600 When it comes to doing stupid shit, I'm your guy. Sorry about that. 836 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,400 MARKL: Okay. Cute little hearts. 837 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,160 Helmet. With a soda can. 838 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,080 MARKL: I'm intrigued. 839 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,240 Can you imagine what I'm going to do? 840 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,600 I can't relate any of these objects to each other. 841 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,400 PEDRO: Let's start from the bottom. A brick... 842 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,800 - Are those pedals? - I don't know. You'll have to find out. 843 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,600 Two bricks. 844 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,600 Three bricks. 845 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:09,960 - Steering wheel. - Right. 846 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,560 Helmet. 847 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:18,600 Let's go Formula 1 racing. 848 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:24,600 I have the Start button on the steering wheel. Let's see if it starts. 849 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:29,200 PEDRO IMITATES A CAR THAT WON'T START 850 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,000 PEDRO IMITATES A CAR ACCELERATING 851 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:43,120 (...) 852 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:51,240 (...) 853 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:59,360 (...) 854 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:07,480 (...) 855 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:15,600 (...) 856 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,400 LAUGHTER 857 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,040 MARKL: - Was it an accident? - Yes, I crashed. 858 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,800 MARKL: Wow! That was incredible. 859 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,880 And I didn't hurt myself or hurt anyone. 860 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,200 Incredible. 861 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,800 APPLAUSE 862 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,640 Shelby. Shelby. 863 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,080 I realized what the can was for. I was... I wasn't expecting it. 864 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,000 Perfect. 865 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,440 APPLAUSE 866 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,560 - The adrenaline of going 300 an hour. - I got out of the race, threw up here. 867 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,000 MARKL: The shakes. 868 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,200 But it's an old car, still with manuals. 869 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,000 Yes, the real Formula 1 was made with... 870 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,960 VASCO: - Still with turbo. - Yes, with turbo. 871 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,640 It wasn't the first time you've done this. 872 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,680 You can tell there's... 873 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,600 Many parties have already been enlivened with Pedro Alves' Formula 1. 874 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:07,600 I have to tell you something and I'm going to say it here. 875 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:09,200 It will be the only time I'm going to be serious. 876 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,640 That a competition like this is needed, and I congratulate you 877 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,600 for what you provoked us to do in the competition, 878 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,400 because it's good to know there are people who have mental diarrhea like me. 879 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:23,240 A round of applause for them. It was very good. It was very cool. 880 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,400 I have fun doing these things at home. 881 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,840 Wherever I am, I always see things to play pranks, 882 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,400 and do stupid things and clown around. I love it. 883 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,800 I'm very happy, 884 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,200 but Ana Garcia "Pipoca Mais Doce" Martins is still missing. 885 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,440 And it's likely that people know what they're about to see now. 886 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:42,600 Yes, because in fact this caused shockwaves on a national scale. 887 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:48,920 One thing is to do a merely stupid scene, 888 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:52,840 the other is to jeopardize an entire career. 889 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,600 VASCO: As long as they didn't get hurt. 890 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,840 To have an impact, I would have to publish something 891 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:02,000 really stupid on my Instagram. 892 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,760 Do you want to put a fatalistic photograph... 893 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,400 - No, it's going to be a talking video. - Okay. 894 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,240 - I needed a... - This setting is iconic. 895 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:16,480 - Yes, with Vasco Palmeirim behind... - Yes. 896 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,800 - Next to the door. - Next to the door? 897 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,320 - Maybe, yes. - Just with wood behind. 898 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,880 Good morning. Here we are. 899 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:27,600 Aftermath of the Golden Globes. I slept very little. I'm tired. 900 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,080 I'm not very happy or excited. 901 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:36,200 I'm not very enthusiastic about life in general. 902 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,760 I was really confident that I was going to win and that I deserved it. 903 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,840 It's been 20 years of digital. 904 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,560 20 years, contributing here every day 905 00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:52,160 with incredible and truly differentiating content. 906 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,040 And I could be here with false modesty, 907 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,000 but I think I'm the Mourinho of digital. I'm the Cristiano. 908 00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,800 And to have people like Guilherme Geirinhas 909 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:05,040 who started producing content half an hour ago... 910 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,000 And the other nominees... 911 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:12,480 Markl. What has Markl given to this world? 912 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,880 This makes me question what I'm doing here. 913 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,560 And it's quite demotivating. I'm even... Sorry. 914 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:23,160 I'm really... I'll try to control myself. 915 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:29,080 I feel like I need to rethink my life and... 916 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,120 I don't know what else I can do to deserve a Globe. 917 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,800 I've done everything, in 20 years. 918 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,800 I don't know if they're waiting for me to be 67 years old 919 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,960 to win the old people's award. 920 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:43,480 I'm hurt that I really thought this was my year and it wasn't. 921 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:48,240 I don't know. I need to stop, see if my path really is through digital. 922 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,360 I feel more and more that it isn't. 923 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,720 There are other things I want to do, I want to explore. 924 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,400 I don't know if it's a goodbye. Right now I think it is. 925 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:59,800 But maybe it's just a see you later. 926 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,400 And now we're going to publish this. 927 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:10,600 Goodbye, question mark. See you later? Who knows. Dove. 928 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,480 - I hope you understand. - Incredible. 929 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,680 - Thank you. - What an idiot. 930 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,920 APPLAUSE 931 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,080 I was there for this historic moment and I loved it. 932 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:32,160 Pipoca, what did people say to you, 933 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,120 among those closest to you, when this came out? 934 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,840 - We were at your house... - It was the day after the Globos. 935 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,000 ANA: It was the day after the Golden Globes. 936 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,000 Markl was in my category and he didn't win either. 937 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,960 It was the only joy I took from there. 938 00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,240 And I thought it was the exact moment to seize on that 939 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,400 and create a whole drama and say I was going to abandon digital, 940 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,000 that I didn't know what else I could do. And it was overwhelming. 941 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,400 Suddenly everyone was calling. 942 00:57:56,520 --> 00:58:00,960 Friends from 20 years ago saying I was more than just an award. 943 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,600 Nobody understood. I thought it was very obvious I was kidding 944 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,360 by the things I was saying. "I'm Mourinho. 945 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,400 Who's Markl? What has Markl given to this world?" 946 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,800 - Which is a bit true. MARLL: - I was wondering... 947 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,000 VASCO: I was going to ask how much truth there was in that. 948 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,000 ANA: There was a little. 949 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:19,200 You take advantage and in the meantime you go saying some truths. 950 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,360 But I thought it had to be something that created impact. 951 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,040 And suddenly you had the press picking up on that. 952 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,200 Journalists calling to find out if it was true. 953 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:29,240 Making news out of it. It was impactful. 954 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,400 You could only say it was a "Taskmaster" task 955 00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,600 on the press launch day of the schedule for... 956 00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:34,760 A week later. 957 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,200 I was silent on social media for a week 958 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,400 and suddenly people started... 959 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,920 Those who were skeptical started to think it was true. 960 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,600 I'd been quiet for a week. 961 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,120 They started to think I'd lost my mind. 962 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,600 It must be said that Pipoca's task was the last before lunch. 963 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:52,600 We spent lunch refreshing Google 964 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,600 watching the gossip press fall for the trap. 965 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,280 We "clickbaited" those who "clickbait" us. 966 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,680 Here are some of the news stories that exploded 967 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,800 that day and in the days that followed. 968 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,000 Here's the effect. 969 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:07,960 Here it is. 970 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:12,200 MARKL READS NEWS HEADLINES 971 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:20,320 (...) 972 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:28,440 (...) 973 00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:36,560 (...) 974 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:44,680 (...) 975 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,800 (...) 976 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,000 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 977 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:58,120 (...) 978 00:59:58,680 --> 00:59:59,880 Let's give points to this. 979 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,440 My congratulations to everyone. You did very well. 980 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,240 Which only proves you're wizards of foolishness. 981 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,600 Let me start here with Pipoca. 982 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,440 Pipoca deserves five points. They're added together. 983 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,160 Five points for Pipoca. 984 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,040 - Thank you, my good friend. - Cheater. 985 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,840 Now, watching Gabriela spread a bread roll with butter using her foot 986 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,840 is very stupid. Gabriela, you get four points. 987 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,000 Congratulations to Gabriela. 988 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,600 APPLAUSE 989 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,880 Snail racing is silly, 990 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,920 but seeing Pedro with a helmet with a can, 991 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,360 doing a Formula 1 race with a cane and a rudder, 992 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,720 I'm giving Pedro three points and Sílvia two points. 993 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:37,240 And I give one point to Gilmário Vemba for his "patal" art. 994 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,000 MARKL: Despite it being a great piece of art. 995 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,960 VASCO: It was a great piece of art. 996 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,000 Markl, send these scores to the screen, 997 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,240 because I think everything is pretty balanced. 998 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:50,160 MARKL: We're like this, with 14 points for Gabriela and Pedro. 999 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,600 Gilmário with 12, 1000 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,560 and tied with ten are Ana and Sílvia. 1001 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,040 VASCO: Let's hear it for the five. 1002 01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:00,640 APPLAUSE 1003 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,200 Nuno, another task here for our audience. 1004 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,640 Let's go! Let's take it one step at a time. 1005 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:13,920 First of all, we all have a table with things on it. 1006 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,320 - That's what we have. - What? 1007 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,480 You really know how to grab people's attention. 1008 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,840 MARKL: We have a table with some things on it. 1009 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:28,800 # SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1010 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,920 # 1011 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,720 I just wanted to see if everyone was ready. 1012 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,080 These glasses. 1013 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:44,280 "You have 30 seconds to replace your hands..." 1014 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,040 "With flippers or spatulas." 1015 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,440 "If you choose the spatulas, you must put on the glasses." 1016 01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,920 No, never, ever. 1017 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,880 "After your choice, head to the laboratory." 1018 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:56,600 I feel like any one is going to be a bad choice. 1019 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,560 This one seems easier, but it'll be harder later. 1020 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:01,640 This one seems harder now 1021 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,440 and maybe it'll be even worse later. But whatever. So, here goes. 1022 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:09,160 I'm going to choose the spatulas, because I dig the goggles. 1023 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:13,080 I think I can manage with this. No. That could be very difficult. 1024 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,560 I've already... 1025 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,200 I've already screwed myself over. 1026 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,440 Just to get to the door will take three hours. 1027 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,280 And now? 1028 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:28,920 # SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1029 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,040 # 1030 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,000 I think I chose well. 1031 01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,960 It's going to be cool. 1032 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:42,720 APPLAUSE 1033 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:49,400 Nothing gives me more joy, more "joie de vivre", 1034 01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,560 than seeing these five people paralyzed by doubt, 1035 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,520 by anguish and above all by distrust. 1036 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,160 Was the choice fortunate or not? 1037 01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:59,200 After collecting and choosing the tools, 1038 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,440 they had to go see you at the lab. Right? 1039 01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,440 - Didn't you know? VASCO: - What? 1040 01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:05,800 The lab went bankrupt. Now, it's changed business. 1041 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,080 - Seriously? - Yes, sir. 1042 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:12,880 # SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1043 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000 # 1044 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,520 Hello. I'm hungry and I heard 1045 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,960 that this establishment is incredibly delicious. 1046 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,800 IMITATES SEAL LAUGHTER 1047 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,760 I was wondering if anyone was going to serve me in the restaurant. 1048 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,040 - Hi, Nunos. MARKL: - We are more than one. 1049 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,600 IMITATES SEAL 1050 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,600 MARKL: Is that a seal? IMITATES SEAL 1051 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:43,640 - If it's like that with the envelope... - That's what I thought. 1052 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,160 I'm having some difficulty, but it's my first day on the job. 1053 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,200 MARKL: Sure, it's normal. And the nerves. 1054 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,000 Does the menu have to be read with glasses? 1055 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,400 That's it. 1056 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,520 Why is nothing easy on this program? 1057 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,360 Markl, come on. 1058 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,000 It's really stuck. 1059 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,000 ANA: I feel like just for this we're going to need 15 days. 1060 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,640 LAUGHTER 1061 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:14,760 (...) 1062 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,960 "From now on, you have to address Markl, 1063 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,200 always treating him as His Excellency Markl." 1064 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,040 Strike me down! 1065 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:29,040 "Fulfill His Excellency Markl's request and prepare..." 1066 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,040 "And prepare the best sandwich for His Excellency Markl." 1067 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,000 "Win the sandwich with the best presentation. You have ten minutes." 1068 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:39,640 "Time starts when Markl finishes his order." 1069 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,920 How can I help you, Excellency Markl? 1070 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:46,240 SILVIA: - What will it be today? - I'll have a sandwich 1071 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,720 with a slice of ham, 1072 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:53,920 a slice of cheese in the shape of a teddy bear, 1073 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,200 four slices of tomato in the shape of pretty stars, 1074 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:04,040 a slice of cream cheese so thin it looks like it's made of air. 1075 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:08,440 Then I'd like a slice of pineapple in the shape of a hexagon. 1076 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,600 - Hexagon. MARKL: - It has six sides. 1077 01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:16,200 A boiled egg, but just the yolk, whole. 1078 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:20,160 A solitary french fry that looks sad. 1079 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,680 - A solitary french fry. MARKL: - That looks sad. 1080 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,480 And finally, a sauce of your choice as long as, 1081 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,480 and this condition is very important, it's in the shape of a heart. 1082 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:30,440 Yes. 1083 01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:34,200 - So, it's to make a mess. - You're already counting on it. 1084 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,960 APPLAUSE 1085 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,560 Nuno, when we thought about this task 1086 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:45,040 I don't remember putting that detail of the most excellent one there. 1087 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,760 In the immortal words of hundreds of beauty product commercials, 1088 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:50,840 If I don't like myself, who will? 1089 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,040 And also, because I deserve it. 1090 01:05:54,960 --> 01:06:00,760 What was wanted was a sandwich, but not just any sandwich. 1091 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:04,680 Vasco, Vasco, Vasco, the vertigo of petty power. 1092 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:09,360 The vertigo of demanding the impossible. I was intoxicated. 1093 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,880 Who are the first sandwich makers to submit to your request? 1094 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,040 People who avoided glasses and chose flippers. 1095 01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,760 We'll have Gilmário Vemba and Sílvia Alberto, 1096 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,440 a collective that I like to call Gílvia Vemberto. 1097 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,080 Your Excellency Markl, what would you like? 1098 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,640 I would like a slice of cheese in the shape of a bear. 1099 01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,600 SÍLVIA: - Well then... MARKL: - Surprising handling. 1100 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,240 - No... MARKL: - A bear without ears. 1101 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,840 - It has pointy ears. - Yes, it does. 1102 01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,960 MARKL: If you could round them more... 1103 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,880 - Anything to please my client. - Thank you very much. 1104 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,760 - Yes, sir. -Yes, sir, Your Excellency Markl. 1105 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,600 This here... This is top-notch. 1106 01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:57,560 We should have about six Michelin stars. 1107 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:58,960 Tomato. 1108 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:06,000 Four slices of tomato in the shape of a star, 1109 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:09,520 and I don't even have a knife to cut the damn tomato. 1110 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,120 Just a little bit. It's going to be very thin. 1111 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,040 MARKL: Right. 1112 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,800 This is getting dangerous now. 1113 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:22,640 Right. 1114 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,280 Five points. One... 1115 01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:30,960 You know what... 1116 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:35,440 MARKL: Looks like a star, the first one. 1117 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,400 That's four slices of tomato. There are two. 1118 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,800 GILMÁRIO: - The stars. - I'm getting the idea. 1119 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,800 It looks like it's alive. It really looks like a star. 1120 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,760 I want a slice of requeijão so thin it looks like it's made of air. 1121 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,720 It's all about texture. Then, give it air. 1122 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,640 - You have to emulsify very well. - Emulsify, of course. 1123 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:03,600 Just like, just... Right. 1124 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,360 A slice of pineapple in the shape of a hexagon. 1125 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,440 Have you heard of our restaurant before? 1126 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:10,600 MARKL: I have. 1127 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,800 - It has never-ending sides. - It's not exactly a hexagon, but... 1128 01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,800 It's up to you. You can stop at six or move on to seven. 1129 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,240 Is it getting six sides? 1130 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:23,880 Incredible. 1131 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,319 - You only want the yolk. - Only. 1132 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:31,200 LAUGHTER 1133 01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:34,680 Look at the yolk. This here... Look! 1134 01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,040 LAUGHTER 1135 01:08:38,399 --> 01:08:40,439 - It'll look great there. - Yes! 1136 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,000 Done. 1137 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,040 - Look at this potato. MARKL: - It's sad, isn't it? 1138 01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:53,600 Wow! This one had a depression. 1139 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,200 - It's sad. MARKL: - That's it. 1140 01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:00,000 A sauce of your choice, you said. As long as it's heart-shaped. 1141 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:06,960 MARKL: Complicated. 1142 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,600 LAUGHTER 1143 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:12,680 MARKL: Done. 1144 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,160 A beautiful ketchup heart. 1145 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:22,000 This heart is the heart of the potato. 1146 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,200 It's heartbroken. 1147 01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:28,240 Thank you very much. What great service at this restaurant. 1148 01:09:28,359 --> 01:09:29,359 Thank you. MARK BLOWS WHISTLE 1149 01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:31,600 -This restaurant is really special. - Great. 1150 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,240 - Thank you. SPEAKS FRENCH: - Enjoy your meal. 1151 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:34,840 - Thank you. - Good afternoon. 1152 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,640 Come back anytime to Gilmário das Barbatanas. 1153 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,200 - Thank you. - Exactly. 1154 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,680 APPLAUSE 1155 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,399 Sílvia, it was difficult, but it was fun. 1156 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:49,040 It was a lot of fun. It was fun, seriously. 1157 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,600 The part about cutting the tomato... He went to get a... 1158 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:55,800 We don't dominate the house. He immediately went to get a knife. 1159 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:58,600 We don't think about these things when you come as a guest. 1160 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,680 But the concept of a slice is interesting, because it's crushing. 1161 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,800 And then it becomes a slice. 1162 01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,360 But the sandwich seemed to turn out well. We'll see all the footage. 1163 01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:06,520 Now, the joy... 1164 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:09,400 Gilmário Vemba, I've seen you happy many times on "Taskmaster"... 1165 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,600 - I never thought... - When that yolk came out so smoothly, 1166 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:16,480 and stayed perfectly in the center of the pineapple... 1167 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:21,040 The yolk came out well, and I moaned. It was spectacular. 1168 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,160 Nuno, and the next sandwich makers, 1169 01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:23,720 I ask, as if it were the first time? 1170 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,560 It's an inverse situation to the ones we just saw, 1171 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:30,840 because in this case, they opted for cornea-bursting glasses 1172 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,000 and migraine detonators, but no fins to be seen here. 1173 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,400 Let's see. 1174 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,760 Your Excellency Markl, if I made you a proposal... 1175 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:41,560 If I offered you 100 euros and went to dinner somewhere else? 1176 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,600 No, I heard this place is very good. 1177 01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,080 You're laughing, but it looks better from the side. 1178 01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:51,440 - You have to call me... - Your Excellency... 1179 01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,000 I was distracted. I was talking to the ham. 1180 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,360 From here on out, you're just entering the realm of fantasy. 1181 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,680 PEDRO SMELLS That's cheese, right? 1182 01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:00,840 - He wants a bear-shaped cheese. - A cheese in the shape of a bear. 1183 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:02,520 It can be Pooh. 1184 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,600 Your Excellency, now you could go get it with Pooh. 1185 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,000 Here he is. 1186 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,680 MARKL: - Are those the little ears? - Yes. 1187 01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:12,200 Four slices of tomato in the shape of a star. 1188 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:13,960 - Is the star happening? - It is. 1189 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:18,000 This was a star that came in the middle of a meteorite. 1190 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,640 When it came into contact with the atmosphere, 1191 01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,600 the friction caused the star to bulge a bit. 1192 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,640 Here we already have one. Here are three. 1193 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,200 MARKL: - I only see two on top... - They're decaying stars. 1194 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,720 MARKL: Just a hint of cottage cheese. It's a "requeijo". 1195 01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:37,680 - It's a little thick. - Tough luck. 1196 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:41,840 A slice of pineapple in the shape of a hexagon. 1197 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:43,960 - Two minutes left. PEDRO: - Two minutes? 1198 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,400 How meticulous. 1199 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:49,680 I'm here to please you in any way you want. 1200 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,680 Five sides, six sides. 1201 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,520 MARKL: It really is a perfect hexagon. 1202 01:11:56,920 --> 01:12:00,840 A boiled egg, but just the whole yolk. 1203 01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:03,240 The egg is this thing here, right? 1204 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:07,840 # SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1205 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:11,960 # 1206 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:17,600 - If it has a shell, it's protein. - It's only good for you. 1207 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,840 - You should eat everything with the shell. - To see if you grow. 1208 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:22,880 Where are you? 1209 01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,840 - The egg... - Missing a hand. 1210 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,960 - It's lively. - It seems alive. 1211 01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,000 - The ball? - It fell over here. 1212 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:40,600 PEDRO: - Where to? MARKL: - It's over there. 1213 01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:41,720 Is this it? 1214 01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:45,000 I am so sorry. Again? 1215 01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:48,040 She's going to be still now. I'll try not to crush her. 1216 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,560 - The presentation is beautiful. MARKL: - It's all cozy. 1217 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:54,400 One minute left. 1218 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:58,560 It was a married potato, but now it's divorced and sad. 1219 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,600 - Here's a potato. - Is it sad? 1220 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:06,600 I'll tell you I don't know, but we can make it look sad. 1221 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,080 Now, it should be crying. 1222 01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:10,800 ANA: It lost its other half. Anything else? 1223 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,360 A sauce of your choice as long as you draw a pretty heart. 1224 01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:16,760 What is this? 1225 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:21,800 It's going to ruin it. It's better like this. 1226 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:25,040 - I feel like the sauce isn't... - Right. 1227 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:26,600 It's not getting any better. 1228 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,400 MARKL WHISTLES Time's up. 1229 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,680 A heart. I'd like to see a heart there. 1230 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,560 MARKL WHISTLES MARKL: Just what I wanted. 1231 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:42,000 Too bad about the missing heart. It would have been a beautiful finish to this. 1232 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:46,520 We want the customer to leave here satisfied. 1233 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,200 There it is. 1234 01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,000 - Have a good one. MARKL: - Thank you. 1235 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,840 Leave a good tip. Don't be cheap. 1236 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,800 APPLAUSE 1237 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,600 I can imagine Ana outside the challenge, 1238 01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:02,640 but one day working in a sandwich shop, 1239 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:06,040 and a annoying customer and you answering that way. 1240 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:07,600 "If it were up to Pooh." 1241 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:13,360 - Markl, a demanding customer. ANA: - Very picky. 1242 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,880 Those glasses create a kaleidoscopic effect 1243 01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:20,120 and I was seeing 58 ingredients all at the same time. 1244 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,640 That made it difficult... Right, Pedro? 1245 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:26,160 It made the challenge quite difficult. Still, it was presentable. 1246 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,440 As for Pedro, the glasses make it very difficult. 1247 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:30,680 You see too much, 1248 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,640 and picking up small things becomes complicated. 1249 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,360 It's obvious those glasses... 1250 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,240 There was a time there when I discovered 1251 01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,680 that if I closed one eye I could see better. 1252 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,600 But it wasn't always a cool scene, 1253 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:45,960 because with spatulas in hand we can't grab anything. 1254 01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:49,880 I got to a point... It's easier with flippers. 1255 01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:54,320 We still need to see Gabriela Barros confect the immortal creation 1256 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:58,840 of Lord John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich. 1257 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,440 That's right, it was that gentleman who did the thing. 1258 01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,920 Clearly, an employee demonstrating little respect 1259 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,600 for the request of the most excellent client. 1260 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:09,400 - How awful. - I didn't ask for the complaint book. 1261 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:10,600 VASCO: Load it on the button. 1262 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,600 Ten minutes from now. 1263 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,600 A simple slice of ham. Why are we inventing things? 1264 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,840 Did I say a slice of cheese with a bear figure? 1265 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,240 MARKL: - In the shape of a teddy bear. - Here you go. 1266 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,240 Exactly. You asked for it, you got it. 1267 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,760 MARKL: Incredible. It looks like a cat. 1268 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:34,880 - Let's put art into perspective. - Of course. 1269 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,680 - Here it goes. MARKL: - Yes, sir. 1270 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,560 Then, I'd like four star-shaped tomato slices. 1271 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,960 Of course, sir. Anything for you. 1272 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:51,480 - One, two... MARKL: - Are those stars? 1273 01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,360 - Four. - It really looks like a sky. 1274 01:15:56,040 --> 01:16:00,880 I'd like a slice of cream cheese so thin it looks like it's made of air. 1275 01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:05,040 LAUGHS IMITATING A SEAL 1276 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,600 - It has to be very thin. - It's cream cheese, Mr. Markl. 1277 01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:12,480 Let's not be... His Excellency Markl. 1278 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:14,920 It's getting thinner already. 1279 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:19,240 Then, a slice of pineapple in the shape of a hexagon. 1280 01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,600 I can't distinguish the six sides of the hexagon. 1281 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,440 If you look closely... 1282 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,160 I would like a boiled egg, but only the yolk. 1283 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:41,600 Excellent Markl, look... Do you see how I... 1284 01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:45,240 - None of this is random. Boom! MARKL: - What talent. 1285 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:47,880 All pressed. 1286 01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:51,000 Now, the time has come to choose a lonely potato chip. 1287 01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:52,640 The look of someone who's been through a lot in life. 1288 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,920 - Will it do? - It will do, it's depressing. 1289 01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:58,800 - Where does it go? Inside? - Yes. 1290 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:04,840 And a sauce of your choice as long as it draws a heart. 1291 01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:07,280 I really like ketchup. Do you like it? 1292 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,600 MARKL: This restaurant is original. I'd heard great things about it. 1293 01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,200 - Let's go for mustard. Is that okay? - Sure. 1294 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:25,400 LAUGHTER 1295 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:31,320 - Is it heart-shaped? - Depends on your perspective. 1296 01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:35,440 Of all things, who would have thought? It really is a heart. 1297 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:38,160 - Most excellent Markl, are you satisfied? - Thank you very much. 1298 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,040 Thank you. 1299 01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:43,240 - It was a pleasure. - Pleasure. 1300 01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:45,080 Well... 1301 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:47,280 Did you have a good time? A little hug. 1302 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,280 I still have a lot to record today. 1303 01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:51,240 LAUGHS IMITATING A SEAL 1304 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,600 - It's a seal. MARKL: - I know. 1305 01:17:56,040 --> 01:18:00,040 APPLAUSE 1306 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:05,840 - A very... enthusiastic employee. - Animated. Aren't there some like that? 1307 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,440 She didn't have time to waste, she had more customers. 1308 01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:10,200 GABRIELA: - The place was packed. VASCO: - Yes. 1309 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,480 - It always needed that... - It's pressed. 1310 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:17,640 - Like a croissant. - It was called a pressed sandwich. 1311 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:21,600 To classify the sandwich, the customer is always right... 1312 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:25,120 - We have to see the photos. VASCO: - Let's see the final product. 1313 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:28,160 - We have a gallery... - You don't see each layer. 1314 01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:33,640 You can't see what's inside. I made a cheese bear. 1315 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,600 - No one shows that. MARKL: - Yeah. 1316 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,400 The bear is buried, underneath all that. 1317 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,400 SÍLVIA: In Gabriela's, there were no survivors. 1318 01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:45,600 MARKL: - No. - The bear threw up. Look at that. 1319 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,400 VASCO: Nuno, you saw the sandwiches being made in front of you, 1320 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:52,240 in terms of presentation... - I assigned points to each one of them. 1321 01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,120 VASCO: - Without fear? MARKL: - Gabriela, one point. 1322 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:57,600 Evil. 1323 01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:02,160 MARKL: Then, I'd give two points to Pedro's sandwich. 1324 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:05,240 As for three points, I'd give it to Pipoca. 1325 01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,920 Not bad, the look. The heart was made with hands. 1326 01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:15,240 I'd give four points to Sílvia's, even though it's falling apart. 1327 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:19,600 SÍLVIA: - It's gourmet. GABRIELA: - It's on its side. 1328 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:23,280 - It's deconstructed. - Exactly. 1329 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:27,800 The one who put the most effort and some perfection into it was Gilmário. 1330 01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,240 - To whom I give five points. VASCO: - Very good. 1331 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,400 - Five points. MARKL: - Perfection was impossible. 1332 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:39,000 ANA: - You didn't cut the hexagon. - He tried... 1333 01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:42,600 - I didn't destroy the pineapple. GABRIELA: - Where's the heart? 1334 01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:44,600 From this perspective, me too. 1335 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,920 He crushed it and made stars with the tomato. 1336 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:50,480 Exactly. It was all... And I always treated him with respect. 1337 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:52,000 Everyone was a disaster. 1338 01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:55,240 The only thing was the sauce with the hands. 1339 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:59,240 Give points to your best friend. Give five points to your best friend. 1340 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:02,600 PEDRO: Here I go to last place. No, I'm still there. 1341 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:07,680 MARKL: Gilmário with 17 points. Then, Pedro with 16. 1342 01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:11,600 Gabriela with 15, Sílvia with 14 and Ana with 13. 1343 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:15,120 VASCO: 17, 16, 15, 14, 13. That's very good. 1344 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:19,280 - We're all in the game for the last one. - Everyone's in the game. 1345 01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:22,000 PEDRO: - We're all in the game. MARKL: - It's tight. 1346 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,320 Next up, we have a task 1347 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:27,640 that we can call a real "blockbuster". 1348 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,600 Yes. Enough of tasks confined to small rooms. 1349 01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:34,480 No, we've moved to a stadium, for a whirlwind of speed, 1350 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,000 but without exaggerating. Calm down. 1351 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:38,040 And above all a whirlwind of "multitasking". 1352 01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:41,160 It's another superb team task. 1353 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:45,680 # SOFT INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1354 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,800 # 1355 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:51,000 ANA TRAUTEIA 1356 01:20:51,440 --> 01:20:53,640 GILMÁRIO SPEAKS ENGLISH: - Let's go! - Where's Markl? He's over there. 1357 01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:58,600 - Is this for running? - That sport. 1358 01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:01,240 - Welcome. - Why are you in that area? 1359 01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:05,600 - Why aren't you on this side? - It's my spot. 1360 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:10,600 "Complete 11 laps without getting out of the golf cart." 1361 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,960 "A rule will be added each lap." 1362 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:17,760 "Rule one, the golf cart must always be in motion 1363 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,840 and you can't exceed 8 km/h." 1364 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,840 "Whenever a rule is broken, 1365 01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:26,480 100 seconds will be added to your time." 1366 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,000 "The fastest wins." 1367 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:31,000 "The time starts when Markl waves the flag." 1368 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:32,760 I'll hitch a ride. I don't want to drive. Thanks. 1369 01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:34,800 I came to be driven. I'm a diva. 1370 01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:37,720 - Wait. MARKL: - Ready? 1371 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,800 - Are you going to drive? - Is it me? Let's go! 1372 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,760 SPEAKS ENGLISH: - And action! - Let's go. 1373 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:47,120 GABRIELA: - Brave! SPEAKS ENGLISH: - Let's go! 1374 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,640 - Sexy! MARKL: - I gave it my all. 1375 01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:55,760 The task hasn't even started yet. We've only seen them reading the envelope 1376 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:58,800 and I can feel the mental confusion taking over these people. 1377 01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:02,800 Yes, even me, and I just had to stand there giving them things. 1378 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:07,000 But yeah, this is a real mess of chaos. They had to do 11 laps. 1379 01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:09,000 They had to respect the rules, 1380 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:13,040 some rules being repeated in every lap. 1381 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:15,200 The first one, the cart couldn't stop 1382 01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:19,200 and couldn't exceed the speed of 8 km/h. 1383 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:20,880 The other rules, 1384 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,960 I think it's better for the viewers to discover them for themselves. 1385 01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:25,280 That's what we're going to see next. 1386 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,800 SÍLVIA: - You have to be at eight. GILMÁRIO: - I can't pass. 1387 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:30,040 You were doing well. 1388 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:35,320 There's a test coming up. I'll grab it and you read it. 1389 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:40,920 "Exchange all shoes at the beginning of each lap." 1390 01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:44,280 I've done worse things with a car in motion. 1391 01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:47,120 This is very easy. 1392 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,040 - Did you get it? - I got it. 1393 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:57,200 SÍLVIA: "Put a duck in the bathtub each lap." Let's go! 1394 01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:00,000 GILMÁRIO: - One duck per lap. SÍLVIA: - Yes. Be careful! You're going to crash. 1395 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,200 GILMÁRIO: No. I'm just trying not to mess up. 1396 01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:03,960 Swap all the shoes. 1397 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,280 Here you go. You do everything, really. 1398 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:09,440 SÍLVIA: "Give Markl a high five and compliment him 1399 01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:11,560 every time you pass him." Plural, you and me. 1400 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:15,800 Swap shoes. 1401 01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:20,640 Ah, whiting! 1402 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,600 - Compliment! - Hottie! 1403 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,800 - Is that it, a compliment? SÍLVIA: - It's something like that. 1404 01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:31,560 "Honk the horn exactly once per minute." 1405 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:35,360 GILMÁRIO: - Per minute? - "During the remaining laps." 1406 01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:38,200 - The duck. BOTH: - Where's the horn? 1407 01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:41,600 It's here. HORN HONKS 1408 01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:46,240 Take this one off first. 1409 01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,760 We're arriving. 1410 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:52,680 Look at the high five. Wait! Don't stop! 1411 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:58,440 - Beautiful thing! GILMÁRIO: - Wonderful! 1412 01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,960 Thank you, Gilmário. Thank you, Sílvia. 1413 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:02,840 This is becoming unsustainable. 1414 01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:08,000 "The 'cool' lap. Everyone has to wear sunglasses during this lap." 1415 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,800 Nine, ten... HORN 1416 01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:15,200 GILMÁRIO: Yes. Duck in place. 1417 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:17,200 SÍLVIA: - Shoe, compliment... - "High five." 1418 01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:24,320 - Hair flying, except mine. - I have to let it loose. 'Cool' lap. 1419 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,600 - Shoes. - Wait. We're arriving. 1420 01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:30,600 - Shoes. Horn. - Wait! 1421 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:35,560 - My cutest thing. - Big boy. 1422 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,000 CENSORED SPEECH HORN 1423 01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:40,600 "Making an amazing hot dog during this lap." 1424 01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:43,720 SÍLVIA: - Markl, do you like ketchup? - Yes. 1425 01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:46,000 - And mustard? MARKL: - Yes. 1426 01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:49,920 HORN "High five", shoes... 1427 01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:58,200 SÍLVIA: - Auntie's sweetie pie. GILMÁRIO: - It's good as corn. 1428 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:02,480 - Auntie's sweetie pie. - Family compliment. 1429 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:05,960 SÍLVIA: "Shout in unison..." Takes off his glasses. 1430 01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:09,360 "Shout in unison 'this is so cool'" 1431 01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:12,640 once per minute during the remaining laps." 1432 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,680 - Duck. - Phoenix. 1433 01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:17,440 It's now. HORN 1434 01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:20,440 BOTH: This is so cool. 1435 01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:21,880 Don't stop. 1436 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:26,840 - Big boy! - Back home... 1437 01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:29,160 SÍLVIA: Beast. 1438 01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:33,000 "One of you has to have your mouth full of sparkling water 1439 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:34,960 during this lap." HORN 1440 01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:40,320 LAUGHTER 1441 01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:43,600 Now, we have to shout in unison... 1442 01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:45,600 This is so cool. 1443 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:50,640 This is so cool. HORN 1444 01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:57,400 - What I would do with one of these. - Beautiful thing! 1445 01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,800 "Everyone must remain quiet and make as little noise as possible." 1446 01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:07,520 SILENCE 1447 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:12,800 HORN 1448 01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,200 SILENCE 1449 01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:18,200 SÍLVIA SPEAKS SOFTLY This is really cool. 1450 01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:19,880 It's the last one. 1451 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:25,920 - With two glasses of wine... - Thank you. 1452 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:30,200 "You have to honk the horn 21 times at the end of this challenge." 1453 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:33,520 BOTH: This is really cool! 1454 01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:34,920 HORN 1455 01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:37,960 - Sweetie. - Handsome! 1456 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:42,200 HORN 1457 01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:48,320 (...) 1458 01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:50,040 MARKL: - Was that 21? - It's over. 1459 01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:53,240 Done. Thank you. 1460 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:56,840 - You didn't eat the hot dog. - No, I'm a vegetarian. 1461 01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,520 Now, I'm going like this. 1462 01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:02,120 There's no mustard because there wasn't any. But I put ketchup and mayonnaise. 1463 01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:06,120 SÍLVIA: - Look at the style. - How is it? 1464 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,240 Excellent teamwork. 1465 01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:15,600 Now that you've seen how hard it is with two, imagine with three. 1466 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:17,400 Was it good working with Gilmário? 1467 01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:20,280 Great partner, Gilmário. Thank you. 1468 01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:23,600 I think we did our best, but above all I had fun. 1469 01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,600 Markl, tell me about the results. 1470 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:30,600 The Gilmário and Sílvia team took 27 minutes and 34 seconds. 1471 01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:32,200 They broke eight rules 1472 01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:35,440 and 800 seconds were added to their total time. 1473 01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:38,200 And the total time is 40 minutes and 54 seconds. 1474 01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:40,640 VASCO: 40 minutes and 54. Applause. 1475 01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:45,520 PEDRO: - It was good. We've done worse. - We only broke eight rules? 1476 01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:48,760 As soon as we started seeing images of Gabriela Barros here in the studio, 1477 01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:51,040 "but our team was made up of three". 1478 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:53,000 - It complicates things. VASCO: - It might be more difficult. 1479 01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:55,840 Will it be easier or harder 1480 01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:58,600 to count on the presence of one more person 1481 01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,440 in a moving salad? GABRIELA: - It's more difficult. 1482 01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:03,840 There's nothing like seeing it with your own eyes. 1483 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,360 VASCO: - Let's see. SÍLVIA: - It must be fun. 1484 01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:07,600 Go now that he's ahead. 1485 01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:10,200 - And now, you son of a... - Forward. 1486 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:16,640 - Good thing I have... PEDRO, ANA: - Look at the 8 km/h. 1487 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:18,560 GABRIELA: - Now what? PEDRO: - I have to get out. 1488 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:22,200 GABRIELA: - No one can get out. - Maybe the task is over there. 1489 01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:23,600 GABRIELA: We've already lost a lap. 1490 01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,680 "Exchange all shoes at the beginning of each lap." 1491 01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:30,480 - Exchange, how? - From one foot to the other. 1492 01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:31,640 All the shoes, what does that mean? 1493 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,600 Otherwise, it was swapping the left shoe for the right. 1494 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,960 PEDRO: There's another one. Grab it. 1495 01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:37,960 Easy with that. Watch the kilometers per hour. 1496 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:39,480 This one's done... 1497 01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:42,280 "Put a duck in the bathtub each lap." 1498 01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:47,680 PEDRO: No. Is this it? I still have one of my shoes on. 1499 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,640 ANA: Wait! I have to put a duck here. 1500 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,600 We have to switch shoes again. 1501 01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:55,920 It's to switch at the beginning of each lap. 1502 01:28:56,240 --> 01:28:57,640 ANA: - Hello. MARKL: - Hi. 1503 01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:00,240 "Give Markl a 'high five' and compliment him 1504 01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:03,000 every time they pass him." I hate shoes and feet. 1505 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:04,600 Wait a minute! Look at the duck, honey. 1506 01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:07,400 Wait a minute! There are two extra shoes here. I don't know whose they are. 1507 01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:10,000 - I just took those off. - And are you wearing anything? 1508 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:12,520 - You're not wearing anything? - I have to trade with someone. 1509 01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:14,640 - I had those that belong to Gabriela. - Do you want mine? 1510 01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:19,240 ANA: - Hottie. GABRIELA: - I'd eat you all up. 1511 01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:24,200 - Handsome guy! You know what? - We lost the letter. 1512 01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:27,560 PEDRO: You had to find a way to fix the speed. 1513 01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:29,600 - Did we swap shoes? ANA: - You think? 1514 01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:32,200 PEDRO: If I do this too, it's like having swapped shoes. 1515 01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:35,360 ANA: Look, the high five and the card. I'll catch it. 1516 01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:39,000 - Give the high five. GABRIELA: - High five. 1517 01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:41,880 We only caught two glasses. 1518 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:46,960 "Honk once per minute for the remaining laps." 1519 01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:48,280 PEDRO: Look at the duck. 1520 01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:51,680 You have to honk once and count to 60. Honk once. 1521 01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:55,120 - The shoes. Did someone switch them? - I switched them from one foot to the other. 1522 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,200 CENSORED SPEECH I have to look at the watch, 1523 01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:59,800 I have to shove my feet... 1524 01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:02,200 - Stud. - Give me a baby. 1525 01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:03,760 You're beautiful. 1526 01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,720 Do we all have to wear sunglasses during this ride? 1527 01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:08,080 - It was the previous one. PEDRO: - What about the glasses? 1528 01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:09,600 We only have one pair. 1529 01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:13,600 "Make an amazing hot dog during this ride." 1530 01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:16,240 Throw the duck in the tub. HONK 1531 01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:19,600 ANA: - Slow down. We're missing the hot dog. PEDRO: - Go slowly. 1532 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:22,840 ANA: Best hot dog ever. 1533 01:30:24,280 --> 01:30:25,720 - Here, take the hot dog. GABRIELA: - Gymnast! 1534 01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:29,920 PEDRO: - Stark naked except for the glasses. - Gymnast, a catcall? 1535 01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:33,520 ANA: "Shouting in unison 'this is so cool' 1536 01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:36,200 once a minute for the remaining laps." 1537 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:39,360 - Here, take your shoe. PEDRO: - I'm going to honk. 1538 01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:41,200 Now it's "this is so cool". HONK 1539 01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:43,560 EVERYONE: This is so cool! 1540 01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:45,920 - It's lying there. - It's over there. 1541 01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:48,200 See if you can pass in a way that I can catch him. 1542 01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:50,040 Straight ahead. Follow! 1543 01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:55,320 - You cutie. - You're really handsome. 1544 01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:58,480 That grizzled beard drives me crazy. 1545 01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:01,400 "One of you has to have your mouth full of fizzy water 1546 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,000 during this lap." HORN 1547 01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:05,040 ALL: This is so much fun! 1548 01:31:05,160 --> 01:31:07,120 PEDRO: Who's drinking the water? Is it you? 1549 01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:10,560 - We have to swap shoes. - Again. 1550 01:31:11,440 --> 01:31:14,720 - You... PEDRO: - You old fart. 1551 01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:17,600 "Everyone must remain still and make as little noise as possible." 1552 01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:20,040 Wait. We have to honk first. 1553 01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:22,440 Watch out! HONK 1554 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:25,000 ALL: This is so much fun! 1555 01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:29,640 SILENCE 1556 01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:35,760 (...) 1557 01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:39,200 - You're a Greek god. PEDRO: - I love you. 1558 01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:43,280 "They have to honk the horn 21 times at the end of this lap." 1559 01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:46,080 ALL: This is so much fun! 1560 01:31:47,080 --> 01:31:48,160 GABRIELA: We won! 1561 01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:50,160 HORN PEDRO: One, two, three, four, 1562 01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:53,520 five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, 1563 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:56,640 fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. 1564 01:31:57,080 --> 01:32:00,080 CHEERING 1565 01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:02,640 ANA: - You're so hot. MARKL: - Thanks. 1566 01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:05,240 I think we messed up a lot of things. 1567 01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:08,960 I think we only started doing the challenges halfway through. 1568 01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:13,760 APPLAUSE 1569 01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:18,040 Who got full of themselves with so much praise? 1570 01:32:18,440 --> 01:32:20,280 - Especially gymnast. - Gymnast. 1571 01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:23,640 - Gymnast! - I bet you've never been called that. 1572 01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:28,320 - Gymnast, Greek god... - Who knows what you want to hear? 1573 01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:30,360 The results are with this boy. 1574 01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:36,400 This team completed the course in 17 minutes and 13 seconds. 1575 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:38,240 They missed instructions 14 times, 1576 01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:42,320 which added a total of 1400 seconds to the final time. 1577 01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:46,040 Let's remember that the other team's time was... 1578 01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:47,960 MARKL: 40 minutes and 54 seconds. 1579 01:32:48,080 --> 01:32:50,600 VASCO: 40.54 was the other team's time. 1580 01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:51,840 And what did this team do? 1581 01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:55,680 All added up, the total time, for the Gabriela, Pedro and Pipoca team 1582 01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:59,400 is 40 minutes and 33 seconds. 1583 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:01,680 VASCO: They win by a few seconds. 1584 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:05,080 PEDRO: - We won. - I wasn't expecting that. 1585 01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:07,640 That's why... 1586 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:12,200 - That's why, Greek god... MARKL: - Yes. 1587 01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:13,920 Don't give me a child, but do me a favor. 1588 01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:16,720 And what points do you have to give at this point? 1589 01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:20,440 Well, Gilmário, two points. Sílvia, two points. 1590 01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,400 Pipoca, three points. Pedro, three points. 1591 01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:24,880 And Gabriela, three points. 1592 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:27,600 VASCO: Put the points on the screen, because this is very balanced. 1593 01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:31,400 - Before the final test... MARKL: - So, here's the situation. 1594 01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:34,440 Tied with 19 points, Gilmário and Pedro. 1595 01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:36,280 Then, Gabriela with 18. 1596 01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:39,080 Ana with 16 and Sílvia also with 16. 1597 01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:40,600 VASCO: That means only one thing, 1598 01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:43,360 whoever wins the final game here in the studio 1599 01:33:43,480 --> 01:33:44,600 wins today's "Taskmaster". 1600 01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:47,400 Any one of you can be today's program winner. 1601 01:33:47,520 --> 01:33:49,680 Congratulations to all five of you. Great show. Applause. 1602 01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,000 Get those glutes moving. Get on stage. 1603 01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:53,800 Let's get to it. 1604 01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:58,400 APPLAUSE 1605 01:33:58,520 --> 01:34:02,520 (...) 1606 01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:06,200 Nuno, who's going to read the instructions for the last challenge 1607 01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:07,520 that will decide who wins all of this? 1608 01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:09,320 I'm going to hand it over to Sílvia Alberto, our guest. 1609 01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:11,240 VASCO: Let's hear it for Sílvia. 1610 01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:13,680 APPLAUSE 1611 01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:17,000 - Can I open it? - You can, and read it out loud. 1612 01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:21,000 There's a knack to opening envelopes. Look at that. 1613 01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:26,440 "Tie the ends of the thread to the earpieces of the glasses 1614 01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:30,760 and put the glasses on. The fastest one wins." 1615 01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:33,000 The combination of the padlock might have something to do with this. 1616 01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:36,520 Are you ready? I'll whistle. MARKL WHISTLES 1617 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:43,000 PEDRO: I'm going to try some things here. 1618 01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:44,680 VASCO: You can keep trying, of course. 1619 01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:46,400 PEDRO: I'm not going to speak loudly, because they might copy me. 1620 01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:47,680 Speak up. 1621 01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:50,240 VASCO: That's the last thing I need, giving away clues here. 1622 01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:52,600 - You don't have clues to give away? VASCO: - Maybe I do. 1623 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:55,760 - What year was Gabriela born? - Why don't you ask her? 1624 01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:58,240 PEDRO: What year were you born? Month and year. 1625 01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:01,240 - Could that be it? - I don't know, tell me. 1626 01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:04,440 - Bye. - I already tried mine, it doesn't work. 1627 01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:08,080 - You won't give yours. Tell me yours. - I don't want to. 1628 01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:12,360 VASCO: - I'll give you a little help. - There's something inside. 1629 01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:17,000 And MCMXCIV. 1630 01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:20,880 - MC... - MCM... 1631 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:26,560 - Vasco loves Roman numerals. - MCM... How much is it, guys? 1632 01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:30,040 - Say that again. VASCO, MARKL: - No. 1633 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:33,800 - X... - MCM what? 1634 01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:37,880 - MCM... VASCO: - 1994... 1635 01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:39,240 Right. 1636 01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:45,040 - I'm going to keep it where no one can see it. VASCO: - It's not over yet. 1637 01:35:45,600 --> 01:35:51,200 MARKL: - You can give more clues. - 498.5 times 4? 1638 01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:57,200 GILMÁRIO: - Dude... Fire! - Get a life. 1639 01:35:58,440 --> 01:36:01,000 Be quiet. Cheating! 1640 01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:03,800 Cheating! 1641 01:36:09,240 --> 01:36:13,240 APPLAUSE 1642 01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:17,360 (...) 1643 01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:20,720 Anyone want to do business with me? Feel free. 1644 01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:24,320 Mine won't open. Why won't mine open? 1645 01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:27,600 APPLAUSE 1646 01:36:28,680 --> 01:36:31,000 MARKL: Vasco, do you still have another clue for Gabriela? 1647 01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:34,760 The year of the '94 World Cup. 1648 01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:39,600 LAUGHTER 1649 01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:46,200 APPLAUSE 1650 01:36:46,440 --> 01:36:48,560 What was it? I don't remember anything anymore. 1651 01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:51,600 PEDRO: - Pop the balloon now. - And now? 1652 01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:55,200 - The balloon bursts. - With the heel. 1653 01:36:58,080 --> 01:36:59,600 VASCO: That was weak. 1654 01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:02,680 PEDRO: - Fife? VASCO: - Weak. 1655 01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:06,080 That's cool. I've already lost. You can end the show. 1656 01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:10,680 APPLAUSE 1657 01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:12,440 That's cool. 1658 01:37:13,760 --> 01:37:17,240 The first to complete the task in an exemplary way... 1659 01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:19,120 It was, it's true. Roman numerals are his thing. 1660 01:37:19,240 --> 01:37:21,120 VASCO: Five points for Pedro Alves. 1661 01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:25,200 That means Pedro wins today's "Taskmaster". 1662 01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:27,800 APPLAUSE 1663 01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:32,040 Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 1664 01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:35,240 MARKL: You can go get your awards. 1665 01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:36,960 The awards. 1666 01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:41,640 Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. 1667 01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:43,360 VASCO: This means 1668 01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:46,600 that Pedro's wife gets her ex-boobs back. 1669 01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:48,160 Which is great. 1670 01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:54,120 Before we leave, what did we learn today? 1671 01:37:54,560 --> 01:37:57,080 You can't miss your own bachelor party, 1672 01:37:57,520 --> 01:38:00,040 nor can Marge Simpson, nor a bare-chested Angolan. 1673 01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,840 Spread the butter with your foot and spread it well on the baguette. 1674 01:38:04,040 --> 01:38:06,600 Speak ill of everyone and blow up the internet. 1675 01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:09,520 And if a little mouse shows up, to hell with Michelin restaurants. 1676 01:38:09,640 --> 01:38:12,360 A chef who's a chef makes sandwiches with fins. 1677 01:38:12,480 --> 01:38:15,720 Swapping shoes, catcalling, spinning around, isn't enough. 1678 01:38:16,080 --> 01:38:20,640 Shout out loud "this is really cool", because this is "Taskmaster". 1679 01:38:21,440 --> 01:38:23,000 See you next week. 1680 01:38:23,840 --> 01:38:27,840 # TASKMASTER THEME APPLAUSE 1681 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,920 SÍLVIA: We could still win. 1682 01:38:32,040 --> 01:38:33,640 Jelly? 1683 01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:36,960 - Jelly? - Any doubts? 1684 01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:41,800 # (...) 1685 01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:46,200 Adaptation and Subtitles RTP - Adapted Content