1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,280 # TASKMASTER THEME 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,880 MARKL:- Where are you going? PEDRO:- I came looking for the motorbike. 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:09,640 Sometimes I hate you. 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,280 I understand your drama and that's what makes this good television. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,480 # TASKMASTER THEME 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,320 Yes! 7 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,320 GABRIELA SHOUTS 8 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,880 SHOUTS EDUARDO SHOUTS WITH JOY 9 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,720 Everything's stuck! 10 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,960 APPLAUSE 11 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:35,080 (...) 12 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,960 Let off the fireworks, pop the champagne, 13 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:44,280 let people strip and run naked through the city streets, 14 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,560 shouting with joy. "Taskmaster" has begun! 15 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,760 APPLAUSE 16 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,800 VASCO: Everyone naked running around out there! 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,560 Calm down. 18 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,120 Next to me, make some noise for Nuno Markl! 19 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,360 APPLAUSE 20 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:10,760 - Thank you. AUDIENCE:- Markl! 21 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,840 Make some noise for our Pipoca, Ana Garcia Martins. 22 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,880 AUDIENCE: Pipoca! 23 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,480 Next to Pipoca, Gilmário Vemba! 24 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,640 AUDIENCE: Gilmário! 25 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,880 Next, Gabriela Barros! 26 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,560 APPLAUSE 27 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,040 Next to Gabriela, Pedro Alves! 28 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,520 APPLAUSE 29 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,640 VASCO: And our guest tonight... 30 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,680 We've wanted him in that chair for a long time, Eduardo Madeira! 31 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,920 APPLAUSE 32 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,760 AUDIENCE: Madeira! 33 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,040 Good evening everyone. Hello, Eduardo Madeira. 34 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,240 - Hello. VASCO:- How are you? 35 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,440 I'm great. I'm wonderful. 36 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,720 Do you remember what you did in the tasks or not really? 37 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,240 - I'm very absent-minded. VASCO:- No! 38 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,920 I don't know if you've noticed. I forget things. 39 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,240 It's very likely that I'll be surprised. 40 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,280 Eduardo Madeira is our guest. Let's have a round of applause! Welcome. 41 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:24,560 APPLAUSE 42 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,320 Every episode, my parade of personal whims 43 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,640 starts with a request for the individuals in front of me 44 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,640 to rummage through their homes and their own lives 45 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,720 in search of something that will help us get to know better 46 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,640 who these fascinating personalities are. 47 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,640 This week, what did we ask these five individuals to do? 48 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,240 This week we asked them to bring to this forum... 49 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,880 VASCO: - Is this a forum? MARKL: - This is a forum. 50 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,320 The best thing to always carry in your pocket. 51 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:56,600 VASCO: Ana, what's the best thing to always carry in your pocket? 52 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,200 I brought something that I think is very versatile. 53 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,640 It can save us in many situations. 54 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:06,840 It's the Messiah of modern times. Production, image. 55 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,720 VASCO: - What is that? - They're cockroaches. 56 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:14,400 ANA: Imagine. You go to a very expensive restaurant, great food, 57 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:18,400 an incredible meal, but the bill comes and it's 870 euros for lobster rice. 58 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,760 You think it's too much. What do you do? Cockroach into the dish. 59 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:27,120 "Waiter, there's a cockroach in this. I'm obviously not paying." 60 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,880 I'm an "influencer" and I'll immediately make a scene on Instagram. 61 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,080 Right there... Done. 62 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:37,160 I'm on public transport... Well, not me, more you guys. 63 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,080 There's no room. What do you do? A cockroach released into the crowd. 64 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,240 Everyone disappears and you sit down. 65 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,600 You need to win five points on "Taskmaster". What do you do? 66 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,880 You bring a cockroach. As you can see, it's useful for a lot of things. 67 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,080 I advise everyone to always carry a cockroach in their pocket. 68 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,080 VASCO: - You carry cockroaches? - Always. 69 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,320 APPLAUSE 70 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,600 Yes, sir. Gilmário, what did you bring? 71 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,680 My dear Master, I brought something that, during my childhood, 72 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,080 I saw the elders use 73 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,000 and when it came time for me to be older, they cut it off. 74 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,000 Pass them there. It's the famous pocket square. 75 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,200 I think it does very well. 76 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,120 Even when it came back with snot to my pocket, it was great. 77 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,120 MARKL: Yes, you carried your own snot. 78 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,519 It was sensual. Imagine there was a lady crying next to you, 79 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,840 you'd take out the handkerchief and say: "Come here. Don't cry anymore." 80 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,680 - It was great. But now... - With snot? 81 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,960 So? This was... 82 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,520 APPLAUSE GILMÁRIO BLOWS HIS NOSE 83 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,200 - Now I cry. - No. 84 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,760 You'd cry and wipe with the same snot. 85 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,400 Thank you, Gilmário, for bringing the handkerchief. 86 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,200 Gabriela Barros. 87 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,320 I brought something that always comes in handy in any situation, 88 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,360 at any age, in any phase of life. 89 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:59,040 Words won't be enough, more than images, let's see. 90 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,960 It's something that comes in very handy at any time. 91 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,600 You're walking down the street, you want to make a friend, here's some money. 92 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,400 MARKL: - Buying friends. - Buying friends. 93 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:13,240 It's not very advisable, but are you single? 94 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,520 Someone's walking down the street and you give them money. 95 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:24,040 - You're hungry, some money. - Did you bring the 400 euros? 96 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,640 I scattered the 400 euros around the audience. There's a note under the seat. 97 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,640 Tell me if it's not the best feeling. Better than having a cockroach. 98 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,720 Better than having a handkerchief and the next objects that will come. 99 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,000 Thank you for that. 100 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,040 Pedro, what did you bring? 101 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,120 There's a ton of crap you can carry in your pocket that comes in handy. 102 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,160 A toothpick, a wire stripper, a corkscrew. 103 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,640 Carrying all that stuff in your pocket is a pain. 104 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,560 - But do you have a solution? PEDRO: - I do. 105 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,320 This solution was given to me by a great actor. 106 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,280 I think he's Canadian. His name is MacGyver. 107 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,800 - MacGyver was amazing. VASCO: - His name was MacGyver? 108 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,000 No... 109 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,080 - I know the character too. - Don't try to take points away from me. 110 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:13,840 With an orange, he could make a machine to plow furrows, 111 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,720 to plant kiwis. He did incredible things. 112 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:23,640 The best thing to gather all that in your pocket is a Swiss Army knife. 113 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:28,960 MacGyver always used that. Mine is special, if you look closely. 114 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,480 MARKL: - It says "Quim Roscas". PEDRO: - Exactly. 115 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,280 It's Jota who does my other things with me. 116 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,760 MARKL: - He's been here before. - He gave me that. 117 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,200 A round of applause for Pedro. Thank you. 118 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,520 APPLAUSE 119 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,880 - What's with that face, Eduardo? - It's my 'thinking' face: 120 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,720 - "Good choices." - What did you bring? 121 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,240 I brought something that's important to me. It's not incredible. 122 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,440 I don't know if it'll be very well scored. 123 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:57,480 For me, it's fundamental. It's a diary where I write everything down. 124 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,640 Because I'm very absent-minded. To tell you how absent-minded I am, 125 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,120 I always write there that I offer rewards 126 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:08,560 if they find my diary, but they only call me 6 months later. 127 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,560 PHONE RINGING They're calling you. You lost your diary. 128 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,200 They're calling me. Sorry. 129 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:19,240 It's my wife. Can I answer? Hello, Joana? 130 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,440 I'm filming "Taskmaster". We'll talk later. Bye. 131 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,840 Sorry. 132 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,960 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 133 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,080 (...) 134 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:38,160 VASCO: I swear I thought: "He arranged it. 135 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,160 Someone's going to call saying they lost their planner." 136 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:43,960 - You had five points on the hour. - Has this ever happened before? 137 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,840 VASCO: Never. An applause for Eduardo and his planner. 138 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,040 APPLAUSE 139 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:55,080 Let's give out points. I'll give a point for Gilmário's handkerchief. 140 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,400 What? I'm leaving. 141 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,800 You can go crying and wiping your tears with the handkerchief. 142 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,960 I'll give two points to Eduardo's planner. 143 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,000 I'll give three points to Pedro's pocketknife. 144 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:13,000 And between the money and the cockroaches, the cockroaches convinced me. 145 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,760 Five points for Pipoca and four points for Gabriela. 146 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,360 We're starting this way. Hooray for cockroaches. 147 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:25,920 We've already entered the pockets of these five subjects. 148 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:31,760 Now we're going to see these subjects enter my deep, dark pocket 149 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,360 and stay there on a journey 150 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,559 to the disturbing and dangerous world of "Taskmaster". 151 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,120 Nuno, where does this trip begin? 152 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,640 With the cuteness of a baby. 153 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,200 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 154 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:57,320 # 155 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,520 EDUARDO RI Fear... 156 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,640 MARKL: You have experience in fatherhood. 157 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,680 - Hi. MARKL: - Hi. 158 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,080 I don't want to get wet. 159 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,440 - The boss's letter? - Let's get to it. 160 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,000 "Complete all tasks..." 161 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,960 "Each task must be completed in a satisfactory manner." 162 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,720 That point is important. 163 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,000 "In terms of quality." I like this Portuguese. 164 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:25,280 "The baby must stay in the baby carrier during the entire task." 165 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,360 "Except when you have to change the diaper." 166 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,920 - Is this the baby carrier? - It is. 167 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,680 - I have five children, but I never... MARKL: - Never used that? 168 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:35,560 I've never even used the word "baby carrier". We put them in our laps. 169 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,440 "You have to complete all the tasks in the next few minutes." 170 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:43,120 "Win with the least amount of baby spillage." 171 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,640 - Well, because this is the baby. - This is a baby. 172 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,560 It's a boy. Such a sweet thing. 173 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,880 - It's... Ruben. - Do you want to give him a name? 174 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,160 - This is the baby? - That's the baby. 175 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,520 I only brought underpants. 176 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,400 Well, he's wearing a diaper. 177 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,600 - I don't want to! - Courage. 178 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,120 - I present to you your baby. Yes. - Are you serious? 179 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:14,760 GABRIELA RI 180 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,640 - What a beautiful thing. - It's heartwarming. 181 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,480 When I whistle, you start. 182 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:25,760 "The time starts when Markl blows his whistle." 183 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:30,200 MARKL WHISTLES APPLAUSE 184 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,400 In this task, they had to do a range of household chores. 185 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,320 Spilling as little baby as possible. 186 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,560 VASCO: - Who do we start with? - Let's start 187 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:45,760 with the classic family comedy with adults taking care of a child. 188 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:50,920 "Two Men and a Container," with Gilmário and Pedro. 189 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,480 I saw it coming. 190 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,920 Wash the dishes. Where are the dishes? 191 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,320 Go put a diaper on the baby. 192 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,440 Wash the dishes. 193 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,960 Wash the dishes. 194 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,080 Ah! 195 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,760 MARKL: Watch out for the baby. 196 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,720 MARKL: Did you put on the old diaper or the new one? 197 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,800 - Did you put on the same one? - I did. It wasn't dirty. 198 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,200 That's how you save diapers. Do you usually wash the dishes well? 199 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:27,080 - I don't like it, but... - The baby... 200 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,680 I'm going to prepare the baby's milk. Wait. 201 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,760 - Oof. MARKL: - He's crying. 202 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,280 All done. 203 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,760 My mother is watching the program and saying: 204 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,320 "Do you think that's how you wash a plate?" Is she? 205 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,640 - Did you finish satisfactorily? GILMÁRIO: - Very much. 206 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,720 - Can I hold the baby? MARKL: - It's not advisable. 207 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,720 These clothes aren't clean enough. Whose pants are these? 208 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,280 So many clothes. How many people live in my house? 209 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:06,920 Everything's wet. This is no good. We could do this more slowly. 210 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,560 Shake the rug. 211 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,480 Wash the dishes, right? 212 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,240 It's good. It's very well washed. I do a lot of camping. 213 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,520 I'm used to washing dishes in cold water. 214 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,800 GILMÁRIO MOANS 215 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,520 My God, what art. 216 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,680 Look over there in the background. Did you see? Look over there. 217 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,760 MARKL: - Did you add water? - No. Do you think so? 218 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,360 I don't want the baby to drown. 219 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:43,680 GILMÁRIO MOANS 220 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,840 It's good. 221 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,520 - Are you using your son to wash? - No. 222 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:56,480 He's collaborating. Very well cleaned. Stop. 223 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,680 - Geez. MARKL: - I see the baby dripping. 224 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,200 It is. It's annoying. 225 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,080 What delicacy. 226 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:17,480 PEDRO BLOWS 227 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,680 Done. 228 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,440 MARKL: This baby is just for show. You have to change your baby's diaper. 229 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,000 Does he have to be in the baby carrier all the time? 230 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,640 MARKL: - It's a bit expensive. - Especially since the baby is weird. 231 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,720 MARKL: - One minute. - Done. 232 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,520 MARKL WHISTLES 233 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:48,160 To measure. I'll tell you. This on television... 234 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,000 - Is your son washing your hands? - He is. 235 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:57,080 - I still have a lot of baby here. MARKL: - Let me take a peek. Yep. 236 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,680 Not much is coming out. Most of it went on the floor. Thanks. 237 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,320 - All peed on. - Of course, like any father. 238 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,400 - Yes. MARKL: - Thank you. 239 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,800 PEDRO: I can't afford clothes on this show. 240 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,960 APPLAUSE 241 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,280 Gilmário... So delicate, this guy, isn't he? 242 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:23,320 Over there making the baby formula. Super smooth. 243 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,520 I'm not comfortable losing bits of baby. 244 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,560 I have five and I've never lost even half of one. They're all whole. 245 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:34,440 The water meant I was losing baby. I take that very seriously. 246 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,520 Babies are supposed to be complete. 247 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:42,160 I'd rather leave the rug dusty, but the baby whole. 248 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,600 I don't leave parts of the baby behind. A foot fell off when I was washing dishes. 249 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:51,000 - I put the foot back on. - You added some baby... 250 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:55,320 It was right in front of me that he added baby to his baby. 251 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,680 - It was disloyal. It was behind your back. - No. 252 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,880 The worst is when I don't understand, but here I understood. 253 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,400 It has to be said that when you went to measure the amount of baby, 254 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,440 you took into account... 255 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,760 MARKL:- Do you want to see quantities? - Give me some baby quantities. 256 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,560 A phrase never before spoken on RTP. 257 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:16,960 Gilmário finished the challenge with 2.40 liters of baby. He started with four. 258 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:24,040 Pedro, we removed 200 ml from the total, because that crime happened. 259 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,280 That kid's got a big foot. 260 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,160 He ended up with a minimal difference from Gilmário. He ended up with 2.35 l. 261 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:33,400 VASCO: 2.40 and 2.35. Very good. Almost the whole baby. 262 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,720 We started with fathers, but now we're going to see mothers. 263 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:44,160 Yes. Here is the maternal delicacy and affection of Ana and Gabriela. 264 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:50,960 MARKL: Be careful with that baby. Remember, it's ten minutes. 265 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,080 Ruben, relax. 266 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,720 - The milk is ready. MARKL: - Is it ready? 267 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,760 - Not even warm water? MARKL: - Be careful with that baby. 268 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,360 Sounds like the title of an 1980s comedy. "Be Careful With That Baby". 269 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:12,320 Let's hang the clothes. Let's take care of the clothes. 270 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,840 - What ugly clothes. MARKL: - That's a good sheet. 271 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,720 It is. I noticed too. Son of a... SPEECH CENSORED 272 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,720 MARKL: Who? How is that baby? Is he soaked? 273 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,320 He's soaked. 274 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,040 MARKL: - He's a chubby child. - He is chubby. 275 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,880 - Just like his father. MARKL: - Is it going well? 276 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,600 Very well. He's beautiful. Next. 277 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,200 MARKL: - Is it satisfactory? - It is. 278 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:41,240 - Can I put... What now? - Now there's less water. 279 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,800 "Shake the rug." Where's the rug? 280 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,440 - Did you say "shake the rugi"? - I hate it. I'm allergic to mites. 281 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,400 I don't want to shake this rug. I'm going to be full of allergies. 282 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,480 I'm not going to risk getting sick with mites. 283 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,520 MARKL: Do you put your health above entertainment? 284 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,400 Yes. 285 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,240 Ruben is getting agitated. 286 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,560 SPEECH CENSORED LAUGHTER 287 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,720 MARKL: - That agitation is mild. - Do you want to come and lend a hand? 288 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:07,119 MARKL: - No. - Then shut up. 289 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,520 - How many scoops does the milk need? - Seven. 290 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,920 - It's ready. - Is it satisfactory? 291 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:17,119 Yes, of course. Clean Taskmaster's shoes. 292 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:21,920 - The Master wears a size 43, since when? - He has a large base of support. 293 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,040 He wears about a 36. LAUGHTER 294 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,800 MARKL: With the baby? 295 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,120 It says here "clean the shoes". Isn't that washing? 296 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,280 Ready. 297 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:48,080 # COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL THEME 298 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,520 MARKL: - Is this your baby? - Is this him? 299 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:57,560 MARKL: That's your baby. I'm shocked you don't recognize him. 300 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,280 Sorry. 301 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,520 There we go. Who's the cute baby? Mommy's little darling. 302 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,160 MARKL: I thought you were going to put it on top of the used diaper. 303 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,400 No. 304 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,920 - Did you do that with your son? - Yes. 305 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,600 LAUGHTER 306 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,240 MARKL: Ruben is really leaking a lot. 307 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,720 - It's clean. - Can I mark it as satisfactory? 308 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,960 Go ahead and mark it satisfactory. 309 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,800 MARKL WHISTLES 310 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:35,080 Are you going to wait for Vasco to take pity on the respiratory issue? 311 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,440 If he wants to come see my show, yes. 312 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,960 Otherwise, he will be banished forever from the theater. 313 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,840 - From any theater in the country? - Where I am, yes. 314 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,560 MARKL: The moment in Ana Garcia Martins' television career 315 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,040 when she changed a diaper on a bucket. 316 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,400 If that had been the worst thing I've ever done here... 317 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,680 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 318 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,800 Pipoca, you took great care of your baby. 319 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,800 I tried. I tried to treat him well, to lose as little as possible. 320 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,760 - You named him Ruben. ANA:- I gave him a name. 321 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:08,240 I put clothespins. I haven't seen anyone put clothespins on that clothing until now. 322 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,000 These are people who don't know how to do anything at home. 323 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,800 PEDRO: It was windy the day you did that. 324 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,400 When I did it, it wasn't windy. There was no need to put clothespins. 325 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,640 Some people didn't shake rugs. I want to see what the score will be. 326 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:23,000 She's nervous. She's already haggling for points. 327 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,480 ANA:- I know what a rip-off it is. VASCO:- The Taskmaster is watching. 328 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,760 I can't go to one of your shows if... 329 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,120 That woman was turned. She was in a bad mood. 330 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,800 You're always welcome, good thing. 331 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,080 LAUGHTER MARKL: Fear. 332 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,240 At the same time, she was sweet, but she wanted to beat me up. 333 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,920 You're so beautiful, you son of a bitch. Tell me about results. 334 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,720 Pipoca managed to stay with 2.8 liters of baby. 335 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:54,160 - Only? - Gabriela stayed with 1.4 liters. 336 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,440 Initially there were four. And the rug was missing. 337 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:03,520 We still need to see the task of our special guest. 338 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,560 This is an explosion of emotions for me. 339 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,600 On the one hand, I have a huge esteem for him for decades, 340 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,280 on the other hand, only after seeing the video of his test, 341 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,480 did I realize certain situations 342 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,800 that lead me to question my competence 343 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,560 and possibly even submit my resignation, 344 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,000 given the extreme gravity. 345 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,280 Some take it on the chin and others do it on the sly. 346 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,720 - Does he do it on the sly? - He does. 347 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,760 VASCO: Let's see Madeira on the sly. 348 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,240 Prepare the baby's milk. Prepare the milk. 349 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,120 - Crap. - You're dripping a lot, baby. 350 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,440 I am. The baby is peeing. 351 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,200 The idea is to have as much baby with you as possible. 352 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,400 The milk. 353 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:55,280 MARKL: - Is it satisfactory? - Sure. Look now. 354 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,640 Clean the Taskmaster's shoes. 355 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,360 LAUGHTER MARKL: I love the sound. 356 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:09,040 - Are these Vasco's shoes? - Exactly. 357 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,760 - Are you using the baby? EDUARDO: - Can't I use it? 358 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,520 - I think it's more or less. MARKL: - Is it satisfactory? 359 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,440 Change the diaper. Change the diaper on this baby? 360 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,320 No, change the diaper. 361 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,320 - How do I do this crap? MARKL: - Could that be the baby? 362 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,680 - It's your baby. - Change the diaper on this baby? 363 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,480 - Isn't it this baby? - It's a doll. What do you take me for? 364 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,720 LAUGHTER 365 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,840 "That's a doll. The water is your son." 366 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,680 - How am I going to do this? MARKL: - If it were a real baby, 367 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,640 you'd be putting the diaper outside the marsupial carrier. 368 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,880 - The diaper is drippy. - It's drippy, because the baby... 369 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,520 MARKL: - It's loose on the side. - Crap. 370 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,960 MARKL: - Or it won't be satisfactory. - It's not satisfactory. 371 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,040 - Right! MARKL: - Of course. 372 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,560 - This is the baby's diaper. - That's the poopy diaper. 373 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,440 - Is it satisfactory? - I think so. 374 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,160 LAUGHTER 375 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,680 Let's move on to another test. Hanging up the laundry. 376 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:27,320 # COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL THEME 377 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,240 - He's already given up. - Yeah. 378 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,600 It's a baby that drools and throws me... 379 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,400 - That's a lot of care. - Of course, so... 380 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,760 You weren't expecting this to go so well. 381 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,560 LAUGHING 382 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,320 - Is there still a baby in there? - There's still a baby. 383 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,600 You still have to wash the dishes and shake the rug. 384 00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,920 Jeez. How are you going to measure the quantity of the... 385 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,880 MARKL: - The quantity of the baby? - Yes. 386 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 - We compare the various babies. - Really? 387 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,720 MARKL: Yes. They all have a baby. LAUGHTER 388 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,480 - Okay. - It was well done. I didn't notice a thing. 389 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:22,320 I can't do better, because the detergent... 390 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,840 Has too much foam. I can't do better than this. 391 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,240 - You're missing a task. Right. - Shake the rug. 392 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,800 MARKL LAUGHS LAUGHTER 393 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,560 There was a trick. I get it now. 394 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:45,040 MARKL LAUGHS I'm watching from afar and... 395 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,200 It seems to me you've completed everything. Your baby has foam and flour. 396 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,520 - My baby is a pudding. MARKL: - That's it. 397 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,560 - We have a reasonable amount. MARKL: - Sure. 398 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,960 - Thank you. I'm going to whistle. - Thank you. 399 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,560 MARKL WHISTLES Take your son. 400 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,960 APPLAUSE 401 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,640 Seeing this, I'm ashamed of myself. What a father... 402 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,920 You were walking slowly, but the water was splashing. 403 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:22,840 I forget I can't shake it and I get carried away by the impulse. 404 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,960 Markl asked: "Is there still baby left?" 405 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,880 I ask Nuno now. In the end, was there baby left? 406 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:33,880 In the end, there were 1.54 liters of baby, less than half of the total. 407 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:38,520 PEDRO: - It looked like a breaded cutlet. - Wrapped in batter. 408 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,680 - A breaded cutlet... GILMÁRIO: - A breaded baby. 409 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,400 Let's do the scoring in points. 410 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,360 - One point for Gabriela. GABRIELA: - I find it indecent. 411 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,440 Two points for Eduardo. Three points for Pedro. 412 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,200 Four points for Gilmário. And five points for Ana. 413 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,680 VASCO: Very good. Another five. 414 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,520 MARKL: Pipoca with ten points, followed by Pedro with six. 415 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,920 Tied with five, Gilmário and Gabriela. 416 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,120 - And Eduardo with four points. VASCO: - An applause for the five. 417 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,760 APPLAUSE 418 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:20,920 - Nuno, what's next for us? - Fast & Furious! 419 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,640 And blindfolded! CHEERING AND LAUGHTER 420 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,840 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 421 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,840 PEDRO: Couldn't you be further away? 422 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,200 MARKL: - A good walk. - What's it for? 423 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,720 - Welcome. - I want to enjoy the beach. 424 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,240 - Markl... - We're looking at the future. 425 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,480 - Magnificent vehicle. - Is that what they give out on planes? 426 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,440 I sense mischief. MARKL LAUGHS 427 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,720 GILMÁRIO: "Follow the instructions along the course." 428 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,680 GABRIELA: "And park this vehicle." 429 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,080 "You have ten minutes to prepare for the trip 430 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:08,280 during which you cannot move any of the items on the course." 431 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,920 "Your journey must begin where the vehicle is now." 432 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,400 "In addition, you must use this blindfold correctly 433 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,880 during the entirety of your trip." 434 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:24,480 "Win the most accurate trip. Time starts now." 435 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,960 - After running this over, I'll turn. - Okay. 436 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:34,680 ANA: I come driving and get here and I have to knock down the bells. 437 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,400 GABRIELA: "Give Bernardo a 'high five'." 438 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,720 It's a version of you, but in scarecrow form. 439 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,200 Yeah. 440 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,160 - With something strange in the pelvic area. - It's very splayed open. 441 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,200 EDUARDO: "Don't knock down the bells." 442 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,960 - Is it to be done blindfolded? - Right. 443 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,800 This will help me calculate the direction of the "parking place". 444 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,240 GABRIELA IMITATES CAR ENGINE 445 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,400 - It's to park here, right? - Yes. 446 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,240 - And I have to do the whole scene... - Blindfolded. 447 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,640 VASCO: My friends... 448 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,440 "Taskmaster", season 5, we already have tasks with vehicles. 449 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,840 This is now at the level of what is done abroad. 450 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,560 This looks very promising. 451 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,960 We're starting with two different approaches. 452 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,840 We are, indeed. Let's see someone who seemed to be in a hurry 453 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,160 and someone who seemed to be in no hurry at all. 454 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,760 Let's watch Gilmário and Pedro's attempts. 455 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,960 The slower, the better. 456 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,480 Nothing? Why do I have the feeling I already passed it? 457 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,480 Six, seven, turn. 458 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,960 One, two, three, four, five, six... 459 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,000 Ken's here somewhere. Where's the guy? 460 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,760 - I don't even know where I am. - Can I go back? 461 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,800 - You can. - It has to be with this covered. 462 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,720 I remember this iron. Now I just need to know where it was. 463 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,920 It was near a parking bay. 464 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,640 Where is... I'm so stupid. CENSORED SPEECH 465 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,000 - Could I be in the same park? - You are. 466 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,840 Can someone help me? I remember it was close. 467 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,760 I think I'm very far from the objective. I planned this so well. 468 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:30,040 Wait. I just don't know if it's this way or the other way. 469 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,520 You're going to hit a curb. 470 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:38,560 Three, four, turn. Wait. Where is it? 471 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,160 Did I run over something? Did I knock the bells down? 472 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,160 MARKL: - No. - I'm disoriented. 473 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,240 The water bottle had to be somewhere around here. 474 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,720 - You're on this side, aren't you? - You can move forward. 475 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,960 You must be close to something to make noise. 476 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,080 BELLS JINGLE PEDRO LAUGHS 477 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,600 Take that! First! 478 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,920 They must be having a blast. 479 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,040 MARKL: I never thought this would be so funny to watch. 480 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,960 GILMÁRIO: It's torture. I don't know where I'm going, or who I am. 481 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,720 MARKL: You'll find something. 482 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,040 Three, four, five... Where's the guy? 483 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,680 - Is that him? - It is. 484 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,120 MARKL: - I feel you're far away. - Where, in the park? 485 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,320 Yes, we're in the park. 486 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,440 Where do I have to be or in some other park? 487 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,800 One, two, three, four, five. Don't hit the bells. 488 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:38,080 Then, turn diagonally. Right. 489 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,240 MARKL: Does this sound familiar? BELLS JINGLING 490 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,880 - Yes. - Very good. 491 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,560 If the tree is there, it's because this is the one that doesn't fall. 492 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,320 I'll see if I can find the bay. It should be around here. 493 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,320 I can't be too far from the figure. I've walked a lot. 494 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,960 It would be amazing if you could give Bernardo a high five. 495 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,400 - I have to go over there. MARKL: - Where are you going? 496 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,080 I came looking for the motorbike. Where is it? 497 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,520 I feel Bernardo's presence. He's somewhere here. 498 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,960 Now... 499 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,760 I can't believe I'm going to lose the motorbike. 500 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,240 LAUGHTER 501 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:30,000 - Wait. It must be over there. - He lost the car. 502 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,840 - I'm hearing bells. MARKL: - It was the wind. 503 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:38,040 What is this? Is it a camera? 504 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:44,120 BELLS JINGLING The camera was next to the objects. 505 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,800 I just wanted to find something, a point of reference. 506 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,680 Pino, thank you. 507 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,120 Here. Is there something ahead here? There's nothing. 508 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,120 The entrance is that way. 509 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:03,160 Am I getting close? I am! Motorbike! Easy! 510 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,640 - Where could that be? - I don't know where I am. 511 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,040 I don't know if I'm leaving the park, or if I'm still inside the park. 512 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,760 - Markl, why are you far away? - I'm where I need to be. 513 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,560 You're close now. 514 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,480 - I'm done. I am. - Are you happy? 515 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,720 MARKL WHISTLES Okay. 516 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,960 - I hope you enjoyed it. - I did. 517 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,800 Go rest. Go hydrate. Go sleep. 518 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:33,800 APPLAUSE 519 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,920 (...) 520 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,600 I'm going to talk to Spider-Man now. 521 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,760 Gilmário, you had everything well thought out. What happened? 522 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,640 My vision went. 523 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,160 I've never seen a person get so disoriented instantly. 524 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,960 - As soon as he put on the blindfold? - I put on a blindfold, and life was over. 525 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,320 North, south, east, west, everything disappears for you. 526 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:01,200 - You parked in the right spot. - After how many hours? 527 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,560 You'll find out soon. You'll understand why I had to help him. 528 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,520 We had more to do. 529 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,160 As for Pedro Alves... I knew that many would have difficulties. 530 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,800 But I didn't expect you to lose the motorbike. 531 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,440 - You lost the motorbike. - It must have been an hour. 532 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,440 VASCO: - An hour? - That I wandered around. 533 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,560 Let's clarify. Pedro did it in 13 minutes and 50 seconds. 534 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,880 ANA: - What? VASCO: - Thirteen minutes and 50. 535 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,160 APPLAUSE 536 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,280 It felt like an hour. 537 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,280 VASCO: - And Gilmário? - 47 minutes and three seconds. 538 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,840 I had no sense of time. 539 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,560 Give me more adventures on this scorching asphalt. 540 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,560 Let's see Pipoca and Eduardo, a collective I call Pipardo. 541 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,960 MARKL BLOWS WHISTLE Let's go. 542 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,800 MARKL LAUGHS LAUGHTER 543 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,040 - Can I turn? - It's up to you. 544 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,640 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 545 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,840 That's amazing! 546 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:21,160 # 547 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,280 # 548 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,720 JINGLING BELLS 549 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,280 LAUGHTER 550 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,080 - I was counting seconds. - Where is that going? 551 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,600 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 552 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,720 # 553 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,600 I think I'm on the opposite side now. Can you make some noise with the jingle bells? 554 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,240 - Not yet, it's too early. - So? 555 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,760 - I wonder if stopped... - I'm getting a cramp. 556 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,760 - The old lady can't take it anymore. - That's why you're in that old banger. 557 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,480 JINGLING BELLS Balls! 558 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,120 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 559 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,320 That was an incredibly delicate takedown. 560 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,600 # 561 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,360 MARKL LAUGHS EDUARDO LAUGHS 562 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,040 ANA:- Markl? - Yes? 563 00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:21,280 One, two... 564 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:28,719 Wait. I touched him. High five. 565 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,440 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 566 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,560 # 567 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,679 GABRIELA:- Eduardo! - Very good. 568 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,719 MARKL: What a terror. 569 00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:44,600 14, 15... 570 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,639 16... 571 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,320 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 572 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,400 Eduardo, I'm fascinated. 573 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:03,680 # 574 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:09,960 - Are you happy? - I should be... 575 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,760 I've already lost track of the seconds. It was 10 to the parking lot. 576 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,080 MARKL LAUGHS I've never seen anything like it. 577 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,600 EDUARDO LAUGHS 578 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,720 (...) 579 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,800 - Am I parked okay? MARKL: - Only you can answer that. 580 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,400 - What's happening? - I'm seeing if I'm in tune with things. 581 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,520 You know this could last forever, don't you? 582 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,240 It could. That's what we're here for. But am I close? 583 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,320 Is coming from where I came from good or bad? 584 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,360 Everything you need to know is in your heart. 585 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,640 It's in your feeling. It's in the sounds, the smells, in life. 586 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,000 - Were you counting? - I was. 587 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:57,160 There were eight beats there, twelve... And I lost myself here, but it was lucky. 588 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,440 - Now I hit it. It's the tape, right? MARKL: - What genuine happiness. 589 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,360 - It was a pleasure. It was impressive. - I really enjoyed it. Thank you. 590 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:13,000 Now I don't know if the other bay is over here or over there. 591 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,840 I understand the drama, and that's what makes it good television. 592 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,840 Help me. No! I don't want to let go of it. 593 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,240 ANA GEME OF RAGE 594 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,840 That was really fast. 595 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,840 - It's here. It's here. Give it to him. MARKL: - Shall we? 596 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,760 Let's go. MARKL WHISTLES 597 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,520 ANA SHOUTS I've never seen you so happy. 598 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,560 - Victory dance! - Magnificent. 599 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,000 - But is that really it? Isn't it? - It is. 600 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,520 - Is it over? - It's over. 601 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,120 - Is it time to go? MARKL: - It is. 602 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,320 APPLAUSE 603 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,400 VASCO: - A happy Pipoca. 604 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,560 MARKL: - She was super happy. - Happy Pipoca. - Yes, but very cynical. 605 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,800 This program brings out the worst in me. It wasn't good to begin with. 606 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:09,680 I never know if it's really over. I'm always suspicious. 607 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,440 - That's not good. - Do you have any idea of the time? 608 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:18,840 - I must have done half an hour. - You did 22 minutes and 5 seconds. 609 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,320 - Alright. VASCO: - Very good. 610 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,120 APPLAUSE 611 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,040 I was impressed with Eduardo's test. 612 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,240 - He turned right on the line. GABRIELA: - Incredible. 613 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,120 Right on the line that was in the parking lot. 614 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,600 MARKL: Super focused. I noticed he was counting scenes in his head. 615 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,280 - Do you usually drive like that? - It was easier until the first one. 616 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,160 There were eight beats. I counted 8 beats, at that speed. 617 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,200 The part where I got lost is what screwed me up. 618 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,280 I forgot at the end how many beats there were until... 619 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,400 - Stop pretending this is easy. - But I got lucky. 620 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,600 I don't know if you're ready for Eduardo's time. 621 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,880 - It was eight minutes. GILMÁRIO: - 45 seconds. 622 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,040 - How much did you do? - I have no idea. 623 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,200 He finished in one minute and 36 seconds. 624 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:05,440 APPLAUSE LAUGHTER 625 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:14,200 Now I understand why you kept looking at me 626 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,240 when I got to the van. 627 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,240 What do you know about your test that we haven't seen yet? 628 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,760 It's better to see first what I did, and then I'll tell you. 629 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,160 What was just "go blindfolded, in this cart, 630 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,360 do some things along the way and park over there" 631 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:32,800 turned into an epic, drama, comedy and even terror. 632 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,200 - Everything! It has everything! GABRIELA: - It was very difficult. 633 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,440 - Am I going? - You are. 634 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,400 GABRIELA IMITATES CAR ENGINE 635 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,040 There's nothing there. 636 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,400 GABRIELA SCREAMS 637 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,560 GABRIELA IMITATES CAR ENGINE 638 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,960 BELLS JINGLE GABRIELA SCREAMS 639 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,680 GABRIELA SCREAMS LAUGHTER 640 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:06,920 Give me five. This is big for ramming. I'm scared. 641 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:11,120 GABRIELA IMITATES CAR ENGINE 642 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,240 (...) 643 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,400 - Markl! MARKL: - Yes? 644 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,040 - Am I going around you? - You are. 645 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,400 GABRIELA SCREAMS AMUSED MARKL LAUGHS 646 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,720 GABRIELA SCREAMS 647 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,480 - Was that Bernardo? MARKL: - Yes. 648 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,240 - It's a severed foot. - It creeps me out. They scare me. 649 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,520 He's available for your "high 5". 650 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,600 How awful. Where is he? 651 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,240 GABRIELA SCREAMS 652 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:47,280 It was a bench. Are you afraid of benches? 653 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,560 I'm afraid of things that look like dead people. 654 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,600 I'm going to give you a hug. It's me, I'm alive. 655 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,240 You're alive. Bernardo! GABRIELA SCREAMS 656 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,360 - Markl! - It's me. I'm alive. 657 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,720 Let me touch him while I touch you. 658 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,920 Deal. GABRIELA SCREAMS 659 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,040 LAUGHTER 660 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,120 MARKL: Okay. GABRIELA SCREAMS 661 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,400 What despair. 662 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:23,920 - Is that you! - Did you address the motorbike informally? 663 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,520 GABRIELA SCREAMS 664 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,440 - Am I taking him behind? - What do you mean? 665 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,560 - Am I decapitating him? MARKL: - No. 666 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,120 I'm seeing the leaves on the trees. The leaves are right there. 667 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:46,120 I feel like I'm close. Did I win? 668 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,080 There are people... GABRIELA SCREAMS 669 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,800 Worthy. 670 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,240 MARKL: - Where are we going? GABRIELA: - You tell me. 671 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,440 We're almost at the Fertagus. Let's do this. 672 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,040 - Catch the boat. - At least, we'll go together. 673 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,360 Sure. GABRIELA SCREAMS 674 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:15,520 Did I arrive? No. The parking lot is back there. 675 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,880 - Is it? - Here's the Kizomba Festival. 676 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,320 I'm not hearing the leaves anymore. 677 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,320 I feel like this sound is chasing us. 678 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,480 MARKL: - It's everywhere. - But already... 679 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,360 The leaves, right? 680 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,880 Are you getting out of the car? 681 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,600 GABRIELA SCREAMS Just as I expected. 682 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,400 Watch out for me. 683 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 GABRIELA SCREAMS 684 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,360 Am I in a place where I can keep walking or not? 685 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,120 MARKL: There she goes. 686 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:56,080 # ENERGETIC THEME MARKL LAUGHS 687 00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,200 # 688 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,320 # MARKL LAUGHS 689 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,880 - Are you listening? - I am. Quite a commotion. 690 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,800 - Am I feeling any... - Any disappointment? 691 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,000 No. On the contrary. You seemed determined to move forward. 692 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,440 Look, good technique. 693 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,720 I didn't even know where I was. 694 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,400 - Look now. Right. - There's nothing. Is it all back there? 695 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,280 Markl, it's all back there. 696 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,720 But we have a clue, Markl! 697 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,480 We have a clue! 698 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,120 GABRIELA: - Markl! MARKL: - Yes! 699 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,080 GABRIELA: - Where are you? MARKL: - I'm here! 700 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,880 - Markl! - I'm here. 701 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,400 - Did I make it? What am I dragging? - It's not Bernardo. 702 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,760 GABRIELA SCREAMS I made it! 703 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,560 LAUGHTER 704 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,560 I won! 705 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,760 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 706 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,760 - How did this end up here? MARKL: - You dragged it. Incredible. 707 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,200 - There. It's done. - Thank you. 708 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,080 APPLAUSE 709 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,200 (...) 710 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,440 Your phobia of mannequins is very accurate. 711 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,320 - It gives me despair. - Blindfolded, it's more intense. 712 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:39,400 Yes, because it's a dead person. It's an inanimate person. 713 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,040 - But it's cold. - It's a doll. It's PVC. 714 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,200 She got scared of the tape, the mannequin, the glass. 715 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,160 Even the motorbike, you, the cameraman. 716 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,640 There comes a point where everything is Bernardo. 717 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,640 GABRIELA GEME It's everything. 718 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,440 Can we figure out where Gabriela went? 719 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,680 We have a map here. I'll try to narrate it in real time. 720 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:06,720 Gabriela starts, she throws the bell on that side. 721 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,600 She starts walking around, even around me. 722 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,920 Then, she goes back. She faces Bernardo. 723 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,040 Knocks Bernardo down, goes to that side. 724 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,520 Declares victory there, no one understands why. 725 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,480 Goes back. 726 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,200 Does a dance to the sound of Kizomba that was being rehearsed. 727 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,000 Goes to Fertagus where I thought she was going to catch a ferry. 728 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,880 Goes back. Then, she arrives at that place. 729 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:37,560 Thinks that the solution is actually at Fertagus. 730 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:41,240 Then, gives up and goes back to the parking spot. 731 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:45,120 - And stays next to it. ANA: - And stays next to it. 732 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,080 GABRIELA: - It wasn't next to it. PEDRO: - It was very close. 733 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,880 I want to explain what I was going to say earlier. 734 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,280 He stayed all this time waiting inside the van. 735 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,240 MARKL: - He did. Super patient. - When I came back, 736 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,640 his eyes were like this because he had slept... 737 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:03,560 I spent four hours inside the van waiting for her. 738 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,000 She went to the highway. She went to the Algarve. 739 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,320 She was saying: "Why did you scream? Was it the same test I did? 740 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,720 Why were there screams?" 741 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,600 Want to know the time? It was 40 minutes and 14 seconds. 742 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,800 GILMÁRIO:Less time than me. 743 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,720 - Less than you. MARKL:- Of pure madness. 744 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,720 - Wow. - Gilmário took longer. 745 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,600 - He took 47. VASCO:- In terms of points... 746 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,440 - One point for Gilmário. - Very good. 747 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:35,360 MARKL:Two points for Gabriela. Three points for Pipoca. 748 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:39,560 Four points for Pedro and five points for Eduardo. 749 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,080 VASCO:Very good. Congratulations, Eduardo. Incredible. 750 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,280 - At this point... MARKL:- Eduardo is on the rise. 751 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,400 In the lead is Ana with 13 points. Then Pedro with ten. 752 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,800 Eduardo moved to the middle with nine. 753 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,560 Gabriela with seven and Gilmário with six points. 754 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,640 VASCO:- Very good. PEDRO:- It's going well. 755 00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,560 - There's still hope, Gabi. GABRIELA:- It's very difficult. 756 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,560 Let's move on to the next mission. Where are we going? 757 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,920 We've had a considerable number of balls in this program before, 758 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,160 but this time, we've blown the scale. 759 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,160 And we're going to break the players in the next challenge. Let's do it. 760 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:21,640 # SUSPENSE INSTRUMENTAL THEME 761 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,960 KNOCKING AT THE GATE MARKL:Come in. 762 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:32,280 - Hello, my Wish George Clooney. - Okay. I'll take it. 763 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,640 You need someone to complete a task. 764 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,840 - Nice setup. - A cockfight? 765 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,040 GILMÁRIO LAUGHS AMUSEDLY Good one. 766 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,320 Wow... 767 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,520 - There aren't any anacondas in there, are there? - Three. 768 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,080 - I'm the one going in, right? MARKL:- Yes. 769 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,600 Pipi... 770 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,960 - It was my pee-pee. It was hurting. - I understood. 771 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:59,120 It wasn't the sound that trucks make when they're backing up. 772 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,440 GILMÁRIO:- Can I read here? MARKL:- You can. 773 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,360 "Remove all the..." 774 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,280 "Remove all the balls from the box." 775 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,520 Can I use tools to take them out or do I have to be in here? 776 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,400 You can do whatever you want. 777 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,640 - It only ends when you remove them all? MARKL:- Yes. 778 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,040 MARKL:- I think I'll sit down. - "The fastest wins." 779 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:32,280 "The time started when you passed the gate to the 'saloon'." Crap. 780 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,520 You're kidding me. 781 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,600 GILMÁRIO SHOUTS APPLAUSE 782 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,680 VASCO: Get the balls out of the box. 783 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,440 Sometimes, life doesn't need to be complex. 784 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,920 - I found this liberating. - Who shall we see first? 785 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,040 Let's start with our guest, Eduardo. 786 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:56,720 The question is: "We've been doing this for 5 seasons. 787 00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:01,840 "In these episodes, will we have seen anyone work as hard 788 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,080 as this dear man who is here?" 789 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,200 This is a moving odyssey. 790 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,320 - Where do I send the balls? - Wherever you want. 791 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,880 I can send them over there. 792 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,200 The only good thing is thinking that someone will have to clean this up. 793 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,880 LAUGHTER 794 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:30,720 So... It's almost done. Such a pleasant thing. 795 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,760 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 796 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,880 # 797 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,560 MARKL: - We're almost there. - We are. Almost there. 798 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,160 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 799 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:54,280 # 800 00:48:54,400 --> 00:49:01,400 # 801 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:09,040 Amazing. A drop of sweat just dripped from your nose. 802 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,680 - Really? - Yes. 803 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,960 They called me aside and asked me to deliver this. 804 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,520 I don't want it. I'm not accepting mail. 805 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,760 LAUGHTER 806 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,720 MARKL: - Read it out loud. - You guys are hilarious. 807 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,760 MARKL: See what it is. 808 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,680 "There was an unforeseen event. Put the balls back in the box. 809 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,440 "The least slow one wins. There may be an extra point 810 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,720 for whoever puts the last ball in the most spectacular way." 811 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:46,640 # COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL THEME 812 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,760 # 813 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,160 Isn't there another envelope saying: "Just kidding after all." ? 814 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,600 MARKL:No. 815 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,800 # COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL THEME 816 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,360 I'm sweating buckets. 817 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,240 Do you remember your words at the beginning of the task? 818 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,280 "I'm glad I'm not the one who's going to tidy them up." 819 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,000 - Right. - Right. 820 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,760 - It's been worse. - Yeah. 821 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,120 And there he goes again. 822 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:22,120 MARKL:- I feel like helping. - I believe you. 823 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:26,480 Do you think it would cheer you up if I went inside the box? 824 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,560 It's true, it cheers me up. 825 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,120 I feel like there's someone else suffering. 826 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,720 MARKL:My God. 827 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,000 If I could come back tomorrow, I would come back and finish the job. 828 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,080 - It would be good for everyone. - There aren't any left on this side. 829 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:56,280 They must be saying: "Damn, this guy... Go on, go." 830 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,240 Right. 831 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,120 The drum. 832 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,840 MARKL APPLAUDS 833 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,880 MARKL:Now you're going to take a bubble bath. 834 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,080 EDUARDO:I'm going to take a real bath. 835 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,240 See you later. 836 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,160 MARKL:There he goes. 837 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,720 - Very pleasant. Thank you. - Very good. I enjoyed it very much. 838 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,960 APPLAUSE 839 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,320 - The man who gives everything. MARKL:- What a pity. 840 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:37,440 The man who was there, took the balls out and put them back in. 841 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,920 MARKL:- What a pity. VASCO:- What was it? 842 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,320 What a pity Eduardo didn't find the bonus ball. 843 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,200 Bonus ball? You want to talk about that bonus ball 844 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,640 whose existence you omitted to the contestants, my adorable rascal? 845 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,040 It was a ball that wasn't inside the box. 846 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,480 It was a ball hidden in a hole, 847 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,920 but not so hidden that it couldn't be discovered 848 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:06,840 by attentive eyes. It had written: "Bonus, worth all the balls." 849 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,720 Are you saying there was a ball hidden in the set 850 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,800 inside the wagon wheel that avoided, by finding the ball, 851 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,640 having the work of putting the balls back in the box? 852 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:23,160 Yes, Vasco. The question that arises, 853 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,960 that forms in the minds of the viewers is: 854 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,200 "Did any of them notice that ball?" 855 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:33,120 Let's see Gabriela and Gilmário in a television moment 856 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:38,320 that in itself justifies that day in March 1980 857 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:42,040 when RTP started its color broadcasts. 858 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,040 It was to get here. What a magnificent explosion of color. 859 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,000 "Time began when you passed through the gate." 860 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,800 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 861 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,640 (IN ENGLISH) Make it rain! 862 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,000 # 863 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:04,760 Much further to go? 864 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,600 Bastard. 865 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,160 Is there a faster way? Could there be? 866 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,800 # 867 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:19,560 What project is this? 868 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,600 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME SCREAM 869 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:31,160 Are they falling behind? I won! 870 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:38,640 # 871 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,200 You sons of bitches! I won! 872 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:45,680 Looks like there's been a problem. 873 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,480 Give me that shit. 874 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,760 "There was an unforeseen event." 875 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,400 "Put all the balls back inside the box." 876 00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,160 "Beat the least slow. 877 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,120 "There may be a bonus point 878 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:08,600 for whoever places the last ball in the most spectacular way." 879 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,960 It's starting to get physically impossible. 880 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,160 Can we stop now? 881 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,440 No. 882 00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,280 What a drag. 883 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,440 - Now, yes. - You have to watch carefully. 884 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,600 Some must be stuck in awkward places. 885 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:39,600 MARKL:- It's still going to take a while. - Yes. 886 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,520 Taking them off was more fun. 887 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:45,560 - This tidying up... is no good. - Tidying up is awful. 888 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,000 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 889 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,680 MARKL:My God. Is there much left? 890 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:54,600 Yes. 891 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,880 I'm all sweaty. Full of mosquitoes. 892 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,640 GILMÁRIO SINGS IN CREOLE 893 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,680 Do you want to come help, you guys? Go on! Get out! 894 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:14,480 GILMÁRIO SINGS IN CREOLE 895 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,600 (...) 896 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,960 MARKL:- Go for it! GABRIELA:- How did I not think of that? 897 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,240 What if someone turns on the TV now, out of context... 898 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,640 - It's strange. - And sees a white man sitting... 899 00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,240 It feels like we're back in the colonial era. 900 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,560 And there I am working on a farm and singing this song 901 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,440 with that characteristic lament. - Right. 902 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,840 GILMÁRIO SINGS IN CREOLE LAUGHTER 903 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:38,680 See if there are any balls... 904 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,400 - See if there are any anywhere. - Good point. 905 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,720 Now, there's an extra point for whoever scores the last one... 906 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:51,480 - I don't think so. This one here. MARKL: - There's something written on it. 907 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,360 What does it say? 908 00:55:58,640 --> 00:55:59,920 It says you're a piece of shit. 909 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,520 Keep this one. And here goes Gilmário Vemba. 910 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:07,520 He's in the area, controls it. It's the bicycle kick. 911 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,000 It says you're a big piece of shit. 912 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,680 Anyway, I want my extra point. 913 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,520 Second attempt. 914 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,360 Gilmário Vemba and... 915 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,400 One, two and... three. 916 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:23,240 And... 917 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:28,040 GILMÁRIO: - Goal! MARKL: - Bravo. 918 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:31,960 GABRIELA: It wasn't moving. 919 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,600 It's even more frustrating, isn't it? 920 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:38,200 Madeira didn't see the ball. You saw it at the worst possible time. 921 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,000 I didn't remember that I had seen the ball. 922 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:45,000 I was saying I hadn't seen it. "Fools! I didn't find it." 923 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,400 VASCO: The little ball was there. 924 00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,800 I have times. A while ago we didn't say Eduardo's time. 925 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,600 - That's right. - Let's add it now. 926 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:56,600 Eduardo completed the first task in 13 minutes and 3 seconds. 927 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,760 And he completed the second in 44 minutes and 33 seconds. 928 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,680 Gilmário completed the first task in two minutes and 29. 929 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,240 It was a dispatch of balls. 930 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,640 And he completed the second task in 18 minutes and 24 seconds. 931 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:13,960 VASCO:- Well. - Calm down. There are still many people left. 932 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:18,160 Gabriela completed the first task in 7 minutes and 37 seconds. 933 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:21,400 And the second task in 24 minutes and 46 seconds. 934 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,000 VASCO:- Right. GILMÁRIO:- Good time. 935 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,200 Markl, then you do the math so we can award the points. 936 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,600 Ana Garcia Martins is missing and also Pedro's test. 937 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,600 MARKL: Exactly, Vasco. 938 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 We have at least one of them reveling 939 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:40,200 in the wonder that is messing up, knowing that someone other than him 940 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,600 will have the job of tidying everything up. Isn't it? 941 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,000 VASCO:- Just that no. MARKL:- Right. They didn't know. 942 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,040 I was able... 943 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,560 ...to try and dismantle this. 944 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,200 Tell me things about your life so I can laugh. 945 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,080 MARKL: Nothing. My life is basically this. 946 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,200 This is tiring, Markl. 947 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,080 At the same time it's fun. Liberating. 948 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,400 I leave here, go home, eat, sleep. 949 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,240 And repeat the next day. 950 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,560 I already figured it would be leaning towards uninteresting. 951 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:17,000 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 952 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,800 What was your childhood like? Was it a good childhood? 953 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,080 MARKL: - It was alright. ANA: - Alright. 954 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:26,640 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 955 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,400 - Pedro... No, Pedro. - Pedro, no. 956 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,680 - I always wanted to do this. - It's done, you can look. 957 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,240 They sent something. 958 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,560 LAUGHTER 959 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:51,000 - It's emptied. - The administration sent a fax. 960 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,600 Look! Forget it! I'm not going to do it. 961 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,240 PANTING 962 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,160 "There was an unforeseen event." 963 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,600 "Put all the balls back inside the box." 964 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,680 I'm not available. I have an appointment now. 965 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,280 CENSORED SPEECH 966 00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,520 MARKL: There's a way to do this in a second. 967 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,600 I'm not exactly known for my intelligence either. 968 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,520 No one is expecting me to suddenly... 969 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,160 "What a stroke of genius. So enlightened." 970 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,240 There are balls that get into places... Tricky. 971 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,240 People are more expecting me to just go live my life. 972 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,400 - Are there some in difficult places? - There are several. 973 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,600 ANA: Let me see. 974 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,040 You're insisting on that, I don't know why, 975 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,720 but they're around there in tricky spots, but... 976 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,480 ANA: I want to see who pays for cleaning the sneakers. 977 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,240 PEDRO: I'll take care of these. 978 00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,080 "Worth all the balls." What does that mean? 979 00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,920 - Okay. ANA: - This is the last one. 980 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:04,040 - This one is worth all the balls. - I was expecting more euphoria. 981 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,840 No. I'm already in such a state... 982 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,040 MARKL: Can you just simulate a little euphoria for the cameras? 983 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:15,760 Alright. 984 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,800 PEDRO: I must be making such a fool of myself 985 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,080 that when I see this in the studio I'll want to disappear. 986 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,720 How do I put this in a spectacular way? 987 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:27,560 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 988 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,680 # 989 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,720 What a spectacle. It really looks like real basketball. 990 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:36,880 Okay. 991 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,000 When this program ends people will find it strange 992 01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,720 that I'm much thinner. Much thinner. 993 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:46,960 The exercise I do for here. 994 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,360 - Convinced you? MARKL: - Yes. 995 01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,760 I'll see if there are any more hidden somewhere. 996 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,040 - No. MARKL: - They get into every place. 997 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,040 You're irritating me. They get into every place. 998 01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,960 I don't know. There isn't one here. 999 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:11,600 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1000 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,720 # 1001 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,680 MARKL: Seems to have something written. 1002 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,640 - Do you want to read it aloud? - No. 1003 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,000 No, you know why? 1004 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,600 LAUGHTER 1005 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,200 I'm going to tell you something. 1006 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,000 Since I put all the balls in there, I don't want this one. 1007 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,400 - Is this the one you'll want? - You're going to put that one in. 1008 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,240 I'm watching you. 1009 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,200 - I'm still watching you. MARKL: - Right. 1010 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:49,080 - And this one is worth all of them. - Worth all of them. 1011 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,000 Sometimes I hate you. 1012 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,600 Sometimes I feel like hurting you. 1013 01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:01,200 APPLAUSE 1014 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,800 Pedro, during the challenge you said: 1015 01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:09,240 "I'll watch this back in the studio and actually say that I'm..." 1016 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:14,640 Stupid, and that I feel like disappearing. Guys, bye. 1017 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,000 - Bye. - Come back, Pedro. 1018 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,400 - Come on! - Stay a little longer. 1019 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,200 PEDRO: - Do you really want me to? - Yes. 1020 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,040 - Do you really want to? - Yes. 1021 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,200 What a great gym class that was. 1022 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,680 VASCO: - Shall we get to the results? - Let's get to their results. 1023 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:35,000 Pedro completed the first task in five minutes and two seconds. 1024 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:39,120 And the second task in 54 minutes and 11 seconds. 1025 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,560 Almost an hour. 1026 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:43,960 VASCO: What about Pipoca? 1027 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,400 She completed the first task in 17 minutes and six seconds. 1028 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,400 And the second task, in the depths of despair, 1029 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,240 ended up completing it in exactly five minutes. 1030 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:54,560 VASCO: Very good. Blue ball. 1031 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,720 Let's put the two together. 1032 01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,440 But there's still the matter of the extra point. For the most spectacular final ball. 1033 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,320 - Alright. Go on, points. - Let's get to it then. 1034 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,600 With nine points, five plus four, Gilmário. 1035 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:13,160 With six points, three plus three, Gabriela. 1036 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:18,040 Also with six points, one plus five, Pipoca. 1037 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,600 With five points, four plus one, Pedro. 1038 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:26,640 And with four points, two plus two, Eduardo. 1039 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:31,040 VASCO: With so many points in this challenge, two in one, how does it stand? 1040 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,600 MARKL: Pipoca remains in the lead with 19. 1041 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,560 Then, tied with 15, Gilmário and Pedro. 1042 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,200 And tied with 13, Gabriela and Eduardo. 1043 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:42,760 VASCO: - This is good. MARKL: - It's exciting. 1044 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,200 Let's move on to the next task. What are people going to see? 1045 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,480 Crime, that's what they'll see. 1046 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:53,600 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1047 01:03:53,720 --> 01:04:00,720 # 1048 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,080 MARKL: Here we are. Mystery. 1049 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,880 - There's a beautiful diplomat. - A briefcase. 1050 01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,120 PEDRO: We're supposed to open this, right? 1051 01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,040 This hour... 1052 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:19,600 # SUSPENSE INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1053 01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,000 Is there anything else? 1054 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,680 MARKL: That means seeing all the bags. 1055 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,880 For now, Tânia Ribas de Oliveira, don't talk to me like that. 1056 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,520 She's 1.75 m tall. 1057 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,560 - Are you less than 1.75 m? - I am. 1058 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,200 "Commit a crime." 1059 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,640 My... Is this really to be said here like this, in front of the cameras? 1060 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,240 "You can't break the law." 1061 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,880 It's going to be complicated. The idea of crime is breaking the law. 1062 01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,840 "You have ten minutes to plan your crime." 1063 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,960 "And then ten minutes to commit it." 1064 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:53,200 "The best crime wins. Time starts now." 1065 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,680 How do I commit a crime without breaking the law? 1066 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,680 This not being able to kill thing doesn't help. 1067 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:03,040 - Want to talk? - No, I was waiting for your crime. 1068 01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,360 There's a lot I think is a crime... 1069 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:06,520 MARKL: For example. 1070 01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,000 I'm being quite discreet. 1071 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,640 Alright, it's planned. I don't need more time. 1072 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,280 MARKL BEEPS 1073 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:18,680 The reflection phase is over. Any crime? 1074 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:25,120 I'll be right back. I'm going to commit a crime. 1075 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:33,920 We asked these exemplary citizens to commit a crime. 1076 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,760 But it was important that it wasn't a crime punishable by law. 1077 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,240 A clause that shows how much we care about them. 1078 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:44,240 Not them, us. Then we'd have to go to court. 1079 01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,880 Who's the first to embrace a life of crime? 1080 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,640 MARKL: Gilmário Vemba. 1081 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:50,720 So... 1082 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:54,360 - Shall we toast to your crime? - Yes, a crime well done. 1083 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,200 After a good crime, people toast. 1084 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,440 Because the criminal sees their crime committed 1085 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:06,320 and then gets away scot-free, without any trouble with the law, 1086 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:07,600 everyone wins. 1087 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,920 - You chose a good wine. - I chose a good wine. 1088 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,440 CORK POPS MARKL: Right. 1089 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,360 I love that sound. Let's toast, Markl. 1090 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,560 I don't know if this is the best time to drink wine, in the morning. 1091 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:23,200 This is the first crime. At coffee time, we'll drink wine. 1092 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:24,360 That's it. 1093 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,600 There you go. 1094 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,240 - Stand up, please. - Alright. 1095 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,240 - A proper toast. - Yes. 1096 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,360 - Do exactly as I do. - I will. 1097 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,840 - Exactly. MARKL: - Right. 1098 01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,680 - Up you go! - Up you go. 1099 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,440 - Down you go. - Down you go. 1100 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,240 - To the center. MARKL: - To the center. 1101 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,560 And take it. You have to do it, Markl. 1102 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,600 - Exactly. - My God. 1103 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,680 This wine was still expensive. 1104 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:03,400 # FUN INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1105 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,520 # 1106 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,600 Oh my God. 1107 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:16,000 # 1108 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,960 I'm understanding. 1109 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,640 That was still expensive. 1110 01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:27,160 GILMÁRIO: - It could cost me... - Nobody drank it. 1111 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,920 The residence. 1112 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:36,160 If I leave this country today after these images leak... 1113 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,920 - Yes. - I'm not coming back. 1114 01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:42,240 MARKL: Right. It was a crime, Gilmário. 1115 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:46,240 JUSTO: Stop! Kneel! 1116 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:47,840 - Kneel! - Me? 1117 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:52,720 Yes. Everything's locked up. Let's go! 1118 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,720 I said it was a crime. Am I the only one taking the fall? 1119 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,360 Why does he have a cap saying 'driver'? 1120 01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,280 GILMÁRIO: He committed it too. Isn't he going? 1121 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,600 JUSTO: - No. - Driver. 1122 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,960 EVIL LAUGH 1123 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:13,440 APPLAUSE LAUGHTER 1124 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,640 He was the most policeman-like possible. 1125 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,760 Was he a policeman or was it Justo with a hat saying 'driver'? 1126 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:25,640 It was Justo with a hat that looked like it was taken from Noddy. 1127 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,560 LAUGHTER 1128 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:33,680 You already know Portugal well enough 1129 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,600 to understand that wasting wine is a crime. 1130 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,920 Wine here is so important that it's part of the food basket. 1131 01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,000 - Of course. - I apologize to the people. 1132 01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:47,920 I was forced. I was forced. 1133 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,439 Markl, who is the next member of this gang of bandits 1134 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,720 who is going to show the whole of Portugal a crime? 1135 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:57,040 Pedro Alves, a killing machine on the road. 1136 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:02,800 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1137 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:09,760 MARKL:- Are we going to commit a crime? - You're going to commit a crime with me. 1138 01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:13,560 I don't have my hands on the wheel. I'm an accomplice. 1139 01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,160 You can have your hand, you can not have it, but I'm going to commit a crime. 1140 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,120 He ran over a pedestrian. 1141 01:09:21,279 --> 01:09:24,000 PEDRO: He's over there. Let's commit a crime. 1142 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:27,560 Let's commit the crime. There he is. Take that! 1143 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,960 MARKL: What did we hit? Who was it? What happened? 1144 01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:33,680 We ran over a pedestrian in a crosswalk. 1145 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:39,200 # INTENSE INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1146 01:09:39,319 --> 01:09:43,319 # 1147 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,840 Well thought out. 1148 01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:49,399 - What was your crime? - Running over a pedestrian in the crosswalk. 1149 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,399 And a good running over at that. His beak even popped out. 1150 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:56,360 - It was a serious beating. - The police didn't even show up here. 1151 01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:00,960 - Not even the person next to us noticed. - Very good evidence. 1152 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:04,040 A round of applause for Pedro Alves and his pedestrian murder. 1153 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:07,600 APPLAUSE 1154 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,080 Nuno, who's next? 1155 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,440 Next is that vandal called Gabriela Barros. 1156 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000 LAUGHTER 1157 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:19,400 DRUM ROLL 1158 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:27,760 - It's Fernando Mendes. - Yes. 1159 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:32,000 MARKL: Do you think he should be presenting this? 1160 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,280 - It's a crime that he isn't. - Yes. 1161 01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:36,960 I don't know if Vasco will like to hear that. 1162 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,880 He'll like it, because I'll have done the task well. 1163 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,880 - Well, that's it. - I did what I was told. 1164 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,840 If he feels hurt, it's a sign that it went well. 1165 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,920 - That's it. - Sure. 1166 01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,600 This is a seed I'm planting here. 1167 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,160 Vasco is presenting everything on RTP. 1168 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:57,000 - That attack is yours, not mine. - More shows, fewer shows... 1169 01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,200 - You're the one saying that, not me. - I'm just waiting for you to confirm. 1170 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,200 It seems right to me what you're saying. 1171 01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:07,840 Although it wasn't me to launch that vile idea. 1172 01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,920 You replaced all the pictures of Vasco with Fernando Mendes. 1173 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:14,880 - Yes, there are no more photos... - A rigorous and faithful caricature. 1174 01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:18,160 - He even has the suspenders. - Yes, so there are no mistakes. 1175 01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:21,280 - And he's the Taskmaster. MARKL: - Taskmaster crown. 1176 01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:25,160 - And "xpetáculo". - Okay, that's it. 1177 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:28,200 - Very good. - I hope it's criminal. 1178 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:32,640 MARKL: Right. Thanks. There's one over there, too. 1179 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:36,840 - Where? MARKL:- Over there. 1180 01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:39,640 Yes, sir. 1181 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:42,640 They're all gone. 1182 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:46,200 - You're homeless now. VASCO:- Is that Mendes' mansion? 1183 01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:48,280 Fernando Mendes is there with his suspenders. 1184 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:53,200 "Xpetáculo". Why Mendes and not someone else? 1185 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:55,960 Because he works at RTP. I wasn't going to offend anyone. 1186 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:57,280 VASCO: Thanks for that. 1187 01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:00,720 And he's a symbol, as you are, Vasco. 1188 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:05,680 EDUARDO:- How cute. - Very good. 1189 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:10,200 It was a crime, but a cute crime. I really like Mendes. 1190 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:14,800 - Mendes is amazing. - No, it's a vile crime. 1191 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:18,440 What cute crime? Didn't I offend you? 1192 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:25,000 Look... End of the day, I was hungry, tired... 1193 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:29,200 - And she didn't have a sty. ANA:- But she had a baby. 1194 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:34,000 Who's the next monster in this gallery of villains? 1195 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:38,600 The next monster is Eduardo, particularly cruel, I must say. 1196 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:44,040 # MELANCHOLY INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1197 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:53,800 Happy birthday to you on this special day, 1198 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:59,960 May you have much happiness and many years of life. 1199 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:04,920 Today is a day of celebration, our souls are singing, 1200 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:09,240 For the girl Sara, a round of applause. 1201 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:13,040 CHEERS OF JOY 1202 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:17,200 The cake... You have to bite it for good luck. 1203 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:20,680 That's it, behind the table. And now... 1204 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:26,600 LAUGHTER 1205 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:34,720 (...) 1206 01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:37,840 (...) 1207 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:41,760 That's life. Congratulations. 1208 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:48,000 Next year will be better. I won't be here, so... 1209 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,240 Next year the party will be better. 1210 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:53,600 Congratulations. Mr. Markl, doesn't it occur to you to say anything? 1211 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:57,680 MARKL: No. I'm just in shock. I was the one who got hit the most. 1212 01:13:58,640 --> 01:13:59,920 I don't know why, I was... 1213 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:03,840 I was the one who got hit the most. 1214 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,200 EDUARDO: The people in the back got nothing. 1215 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:08,920 I got hit with everything. 1216 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:13,120 EDUARDO: It was just for you and me. Incredible. How do I do this? 1217 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,440 - Very good. - Let's get on with our lives. 1218 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:19,040 Let's go. Thank you. 1219 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:22,640 APPLAUSE 1220 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:25,240 MARKL: I attract these things. 1221 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,920 Most of it had to come to me. 1222 01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:29,640 Portugal needs to know 1223 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:32,000 why Eduardo isn't invited to his daughter's birthday party. 1224 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:39,600 I thought: "Poor kid. I'll have to make it up to her later." 1225 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:42,440 It's a crime to do that to a child. 1226 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,320 So I picked a flower to give to the child. 1227 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,200 VASCO: It was a pretty flower. It was alive. 1228 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:50,200 It was. It was worse than the cake. 1229 01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:55,200 It looked like a collateral victim of Pedro's, of the hit-and-run. 1230 01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:59,800 The girl got something that no other girl sees, 1231 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:02,240 at a birthday party. A Dalmatian with glasses. 1232 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,000 LAUGHTER 1233 01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:09,200 PEDRO: - That was very good. - A Dalmatian with glasses. 1234 01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:11,520 I was so relaxed. 1235 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,400 I thought the laws of Physics 1236 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,200 prevented most of the cake from coming to me. 1237 01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:19,440 I don't know how I achieved that effect. 1238 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,160 Did it cost you to commit this crime? 1239 01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:27,280 VASCO: Thank you, Eduardo. Let's move on then... to the remaining test. 1240 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,600 Yes, Pipoca is missing. 1241 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:33,000 The most criminal and whispering Popcorn. 1242 01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:39,640 # SINISTER INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1243 01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:43,760 # 1244 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:50,160 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1245 01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:52,480 My God. 1246 01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:57,440 - Do you want to say what's... - It's a crime. Shh! 1247 01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,680 That's being torn into very small pieces. 1248 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:02,200 It's the amount of rage that I have. 1249 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:08,560 Besides, this is one of those ASMR videos... 1250 01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:10,080 - Right. ANA:- Wait. 1251 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:15,520 It's really supposed to be a crime, because these videos are a crime. 1252 01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:17,960 DRUMMING 1253 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:21,200 Super annoying. 1254 01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:23,640 MAKES TONGUE CLICKS 1255 01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:29,040 What a big crime is being committed here. 1256 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:33,600 She tore up the "Taskmaster" task. 1257 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,200 Criminal! 1258 01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,800 PAPER SLIDES 1259 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:44,680 MAKES TONGUE CLICKS CRUMPLES SHEET OF PAPER 1260 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,000 - The crime is committed. MARKL:- Okay. 1261 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,800 APPLAUSE 1262 01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:56,160 It's what I listen to now to fall asleep, it's the sound of this task. 1263 01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,640 - This crime was... ANA:- It was a two-in-one. 1264 01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:04,080 It was tearing up the master's proof in the most annoying way possible. 1265 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:07,640 MAKES CLICKING SOUNDS WITH TONGUE 1266 01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:13,360 - The nails, it's very distressing. - We had five crimes here. 1267 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:15,640 I will rank the crimes. 1268 01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:19,200 The one that for me is the best crime, five points, Pedro. 1269 01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:23,040 - Very good with the murdered pawn. - I thought it was for him. 1270 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:27,120 Yours is really... Thank you. 1271 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:33,640 I'm going to give Eduardo Madeira four points for the party he ruins. 1272 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:37,040 PEDRO:- He's the greatest. - For the party. 1273 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:40,240 Sara, isn't it? A kiss for Sara. 1274 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,320 Now, Gabriela, Gilmário and Pipoca. 1275 01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:45,400 I'm going to give Gabriela one point. 1276 01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:48,560 There are no photos of you in your house. Don't you find that sad? 1277 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:52,240 I'm going to give Gabriela Barros one point, two points to Gilmário Vemba 1278 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:55,960 and I give three points to Pipoca Mais Doce for her ASMR crime. 1279 01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,640 APPLAUSE 1280 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,800 MARKL: Right now, Popcorn is still in the lead with 22. 1281 01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,240 Followed by Pedro with 20. 1282 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:06,000 Tied with 17, Gilmário and Eduardo. 1283 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:09,600 - And Gabriela with 14. - Let's give them all a round of applause. 1284 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:13,200 It's cool being there. I'm usually there, it's cool. 1285 01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,720 What did I even come here for? 1286 01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,000 Gabriela, watch out, this isn't over yet. 1287 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,320 Next task, Nuno, what is it? 1288 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:23,920 Perhaps the most obvious task ever, Vasco. Let's do this. 1289 01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:28,560 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1290 01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:32,320 (ENGLISH) Hello, my lord. 1291 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:37,000 TRAUTEIA 1292 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,200 SIGHS 1293 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,600 It even has a camera. This balloon is going to burst. 1294 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:49,120 I'm starting to get scared of these things. 1295 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:53,040 "Pop the balloon from the greatest distance possible." 1296 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,160 "You can't look at the balloon when you pop the balloon." 1297 01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:58,200 "You have 15 minutes." 1298 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,640 MARKL: You didn't say "time starts now." 1299 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,840 GABRIELA: - "Time starts now." - 15 minutes. 1300 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,320 - This balloon. - Yes. 1301 01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:07,680 I have to pop it from as far away as possible. 1302 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,320 - Without looking at it. - Without looking at it. 1303 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:13,920 Does the balloon have to be the furthest distance possible from here? 1304 01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:16,800 Can I grab the balloon and go pop it in Braga? 1305 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,400 Is that the furthest distance possible? 1306 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,480 What pops balloons? 1307 01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:24,240 - I'm the MacGyver of balloons. MARKL: - Sure. 1308 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:28,200 I just want to see if this is soft rubber or hard rubber 1309 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:29,920 to see if it pops easily. 1310 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:31,640 I'm going to destroy this balloon. 1311 01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:35,040 It's going to be serious. I'm going to throw things... 1312 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:36,680 Can someone get me a blindfold? 1313 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,200 APPLAUSE 1314 01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:43,880 I can already feel the spectacularity that's coming. 1315 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,400 They had to place the balloon a certain distance away 1316 01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:50,080 and then burst the thing, using something. 1317 01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:54,160 However, they couldn't look at the balloon when bursting it. 1318 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:59,440 Very well. Who is the first popper or popperess? 1319 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:03,160 Ana Garcia Martins, Pipoca trying to make a pop. 1320 01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:07,640 I just can't look at it in the act of bursting, 1321 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:11,040 until then I can... look at it plenty. 1322 01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:14,640 This is heavy. 1323 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:19,040 # CALM INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1324 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:22,160 # 1325 01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:26,200 What if it doesn't burst on my first try? 1326 01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,040 Can I pick it up again? 1327 01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:31,800 The thing is, you can't always be a genius. 1328 01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:36,240 There are tests where a person comes to meet the Olympic minimum. 1329 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,040 So, I don't care. Here goes. 1330 01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:42,680 # INTENSE THEME 1331 01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:47,080 That's it. 1332 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:51,400 It burst. I can't look at it... 1333 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:56,560 Is it good? 1334 01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:58,280 Bye. 1335 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,760 GABRIELA: It hadn't crossed my mind to take it from there. 1336 01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:09,360 I think we all know who's going to get a point. 1337 01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:15,320 Calm down. You don't know the distance... 1338 01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:17,400 You already know the distance that the others sent it, 1339 01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:18,720 that's why you're saying that. 1340 01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:22,240 It's not so much about distance. 1341 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:25,240 The balloon bursts, because you pick up the balloon and throw the balloon. 1342 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:28,880 What I wanted was a distance between you 1343 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:32,200 and the balloon being burst. - I didn't realize. 1344 01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:34,600 - I'm understanding now. - It's in the envelope. 1345 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:39,400 - It's a well-deserved point. - You'll see the others and you'll... 1346 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:43,640 - It's not worth it. - A point for Ana Garcia Martins. 1347 01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:47,520 PEDRO: You're evil. 1348 01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:50,560 GABRIELA: She's up there, leave her be. 1349 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:54,800 They can't stand seeing someone ahead. They do everything to bring them down. 1350 01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,880 It's okay. Let them be. 1351 01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,680 The same will happen to me. I'm with you. 1352 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:02,040 It pained me just now to only give Pipoca a point, 1353 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:04,840 so I wanted you to lift my spirits, 1354 01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:08,520 giving me something more satisfying because I'm beside myself. 1355 01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:10,800 The Taskmaster asks, the Taskmaster shall have. 1356 01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:16,320 The next segment brings one person who did things right 1357 01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:21,680 and another who I think will quench your thirst for satisfaction. 1358 01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:23,960 - You spat on me a lot. - Sorry. 1359 01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:25,240 You're thirsty. 1360 01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:28,320 It was at the S's. 1361 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:32,200 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1362 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:37,640 Do the math. One, two, three, four... 1363 01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:41,920 Here are two more. Four times two. 1364 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:45,280 Please calculate the distance afterwards, if you would. 1365 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,000 What pops balloons? 1366 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:52,440 Nails pop balloons. 1367 01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:55,440 To test it, I'm going to try to pop one with a balloon. 1368 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,000 Okay. 1369 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:06,840 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1370 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,480 Look! 1371 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,600 I can't believe I didn't hit any. 1372 01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:12,880 Do you consider this to be a good distance? 1373 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:19,320 You look like the blind twin from "Sunset". 1374 01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:24,400 - Your gaze is very close... - No, she's looking over there. 1375 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,400 I can see the balloon, but I'm not looking at it. 1376 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:30,080 - Doesn't that count? - Can I see you? 1377 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:31,840 Yes. 1378 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,440 LAUGHTER 1379 01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:37,800 - But I'm not looking at you. - You're seeing a thumbs up. 1380 01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:40,400 - No. - No? 1381 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:43,120 - How many fingers am I holding up? - Some. 1382 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:47,640 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1383 01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:55,760 # 1384 01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,200 It looked like pudding. 1385 01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:02,680 # 1386 01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:05,720 - All this without seeing, right? - Yes. 1387 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:10,080 # 1388 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,080 I don't think he even touched one. 1389 01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:15,000 X-Acto. Nails. 1390 01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:17,640 And this more or less sharp pair of scissors. 1391 01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,440 Another climb to the roof. 1392 01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:22,440 (ENGLISH) The roof is on fire. 1393 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:27,000 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME LAUGHTER 1394 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:30,120 # 1395 01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:32,600 You know those... 1396 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,640 Those sports... 1397 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:43,200 The throwing of the... Yes, the dart. 1398 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:51,200 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME LAUGHTER 1399 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:56,320 # 1400 01:24:57,040 --> 01:25:01,040 APPLAUSE 1401 01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:05,200 I don't believe it. 1402 01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:09,320 I burst the balloon with a nail from the top of a roof. 1403 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,200 I'm Tom Sawyer. 1404 01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:15,800 SCREAMS HUMS 1405 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:23,360 GABRIELA SCREAMS 1406 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:25,560 GABRIELA SCREAMS DISTORTED VOICE 1407 01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:28,400 It's necessary to measure... You were next to this peg. 1408 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:30,000 I was here. 1409 01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:31,560 - Was it here? - Yes. 1410 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,000 Are you guys playing around or what? 1411 01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:37,440 That was good. 1412 01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:41,080 - Bye. MARKL: - Bye. 1413 01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:44,640 APPLAUSE 1414 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:48,000 - Pedro, wonderful. - I followed the rules. 1415 01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:50,080 You followed the rules. And you're happy with your performance. 1416 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:53,200 I am. I took the nails up there, like, for safety. 1417 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:55,200 If there's nothing else to throw, I'll throw the nails. 1418 01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:57,880 Because I never thought I'd hit that with nails, with my eyes closed. 1419 01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:01,520 Who didn't close their eyes, but looked somewhere else, was Gabriela. 1420 01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:06,400 - Say it. - Gabriela gave us a little taste 1421 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:08,640 of what the blind girl from "Sunset" was like. 1422 01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:13,560 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 1423 01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:17,240 She popped the balloon, but wasn't looking at the balloon 1424 01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:20,600 that wasn't there anymore. "Did I get it?" - Yes. 1425 01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:24,040 - "Tell me I got it." - I stayed in character. 1426 01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:25,840 VASCO: - Very good. - Shall we get to the results? 1427 01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,240 Yes. 1428 01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:30,720 Gabriela popped it with a nail at 3.3 m. 1429 01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:34,200 And Pedro popped it with a nail at 7.4 m. 1430 01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:37,040 VASCO: - Very good, Pedro Alves. - Not bad. 1431 01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:40,640 They didn't account for the height. 1432 01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:43,400 There's one thing that's disappointing me. 1433 01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:46,640 When I thought about this task, 1434 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:50,760 images of arrows came to mind 1435 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:55,200 cutting through the air towards the balloon. - I think you'll be happy 1436 01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:59,040 to see Eduardo "Robin" Madeira "of the Woods"'s attempt. 1437 01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:02,400 Let's do this. 1438 01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:05,600 LAUGHTER 1439 01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:07,400 I'm going to burst... 1440 01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:11,520 I was counting on this not having these points. 1441 01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:15,600 Do I have to be as far away as possible? 1442 01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:18,560 - Yes, and without looking at the balloon. - Without looking, obviously. 1443 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:21,200 I needed something to put around my eyes. 1444 01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:24,680 - I can put the clipboard. - Let me just do this. 1445 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:32,200 LAUGHTER 1446 01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:36,600 - It's stuck in the inflatable. - It went way over. 1447 01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:38,600 Taking aim. 1448 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:40,280 - Is anyone in front? - No. 1449 01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:43,960 MARKL: It went down now. 1450 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:46,600 EDUARDO: I could be here all day and not succeed. 1451 01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:47,800 Let's try from here. 1452 01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:49,800 - Is it on point? - Yes. 1453 01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:56,640 - So close. It grazed. - Grazed? Jacques Rousseau. 1454 01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:02,040 - You have great confidence with that. - I do. 1455 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:06,120 - It hit the table. - Hit the table? 1456 01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:10,400 Let's move two steps closer. I was born for this. 1457 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:14,720 Bravo! 1458 01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:17,240 APPLAUSE 1459 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:21,600 (SPEAKS ENGLISH) - Yes! MARKL: - Bravo. 1460 01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:24,000 EDUARDO: I unearthed the terrine. 1461 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,160 You have to make a mark here. MARKL BLOWS WHISTLE 1462 01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:30,120 Go rest. Thank you. That was a great moment. 1463 01:28:30,560 --> 01:28:31,600 Thank you. 1464 01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:34,600 My God. 1465 01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:38,280 For me, the great moment of this challenge 1466 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:42,680 is when he doesn't hit the balloon but the inflatable that's far away. 1467 01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:45,800 And during the challenge, the inflatable starts to deflate. 1468 01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:49,640 PEDRO: Dying slowly. 1469 01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:57,640 - Had you done that before? - Practicing archery is easy. 1470 01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:02,240 Walking with water in your belly is very difficult, 1471 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:07,600 but driving blindfolded and... EDUARDO: - I'm not normal. 1472 01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:09,680 "I can do it with one leg tied behind my back." 1473 01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:11,960 Tell me about Eduardo's results. Distance. 1474 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:15,800 Eduardo managed to destroy not just a balloon, 1475 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,280 but a terrine in a spectacular way 1476 01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:23,600 with an arrow shot from 5.1 m. VASCO: - Not bad. 1477 01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:30,040 Now we just need to see Gilmário Vemba's challenge. 1478 01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:34,880 Gilmário answers a question about Portuguese popular culture, 1479 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:38,360 how would the classic show of our friend Catarina Furtado, 1480 01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:41,400 "Shower of Stars", be if instead of stars it had nails. 1481 01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:46,960 GILMÁRIO: "Pop the balloon from the furthest distance possible. 1482 01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:52,960 "And you can't look at the balloon until it pops." 1483 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:54,840 Right. 1484 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:59,000 (ENGLISH) Watch out! Protect yourselves! 1485 01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:01,240 Something bad is going to happen. 1486 01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:05,040 Then put subtitles on this. 1487 01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:07,200 DEEP BREATH 1488 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:11,680 New sporting modality, unlock. 1489 01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:18,480 NAILS 1490 01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:21,000 Guys, be careful. 1491 01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:28,600 # INTENSE THEME 1492 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:33,720 # 1493 01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:36,040 NAILS 1494 01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:40,000 What water is that? 1495 01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:44,680 Did the balloon pop? 1496 01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:49,200 # INTENSE INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1497 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:54,240 APPLAUSE 1498 01:30:54,360 --> 01:31:02,360 (...) 1499 01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:05,240 It popped! 1500 01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:09,800 APPLAUSE 1501 01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:11,920 (...) 1502 01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:16,240 AUDIENCE: Gilmário, Gilmário, Gilmário. 1503 01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:21,800 First time. I felt it. 1504 01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:25,000 A shower of nails never fails. 1505 01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:27,600 Dread. 1506 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:32,200 First time... Excuse me. Trophy for Gilmário Vemba now. 1507 01:31:33,040 --> 01:31:36,800 Call the next one. I have nothing else to do here. 1508 01:31:38,120 --> 01:31:40,920 The balloon popped. Nails... Look here. 1509 01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:45,200 Everyone standing and everything. A shower of nails never fails. 1510 01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:47,880 And everyone is safe. No one got hurt. 1511 01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:51,600 (ENGLISH) Yes! 1512 01:31:53,560 --> 01:32:00,840 MARKL:- Monumental. Monumental. - Nuno, you have connections to Maxmat. 1513 01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:05,000 What I ask of the gentlemen from Maxmat and Leroy Merlin 1514 01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:09,280 is that from now on the big nail 1515 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:16,400 should be called Vemba's nail. - No, it'll sound like something else. 1516 01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:19,240 Gilmário, this is one of the highlights of your career here. 1517 01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:22,600 Very high. I never do anything well with sales. 1518 01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:26,200 And suddenly, in the first attempt... 1519 01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:30,200 Congratulations to the editing team. It turned out even more spectacular. 1520 01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:31,400 You were up there with your arm. 1521 01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:35,440 Me closing that scene... It looked like a serious competition. 1522 01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:38,560 MARKL:- Let's go by meters. - And by points. 1523 01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:44,040 This nail shower from Gilmário was shot at 14.2 m. 1524 01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:46,200 VASCO:14 m on the first try. Incredible. 1525 01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:47,600 MARKL:It was practically double Pedro's. 1526 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:52,240 - Pipoca got one point. ANA:- Unfair. 1527 01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:56,640 With two points, Eduardo. With three points, Gabriela. 1528 01:32:56,760 --> 01:33:00,560 With four points, Pedro. And five points for Gilmário. 1529 01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:01,960 VASCO:Very good. 1530 01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:06,560 AUDIENCE: Gilmário, Gilmário, Gilmário. 1531 01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:09,040 - King of nails! MARKL: - Let's see... 1532 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:16,240 Pedro moves into the lead with 24. Ana with 23. Gilmário with 22. 1533 01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:19,000 Eduardo with 19 and Gabriela with 17. 1534 01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:21,240 Only Gabriela can't win. 1535 01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:27,200 This has never happened to me. I'm very sad. 1536 01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:30,600 We have in the running for today's prize, 1537 01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:34,800 Eduardo Madeira, Gilmário Vemba, Pipoca Mais Doce and Pedro Alves. 1538 01:33:34,920 --> 01:33:38,160 This last challenge will decide everything. Good luck to all. 1539 01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:40,080 And a round of applause for our five magnificent contestants. 1540 01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:43,640 Pipoca Mais Doce, Gilmário Vemba, Gabriela, Pedro, Eduardo, 1541 01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:45,600 to the stage. 1542 01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:49,200 APPLAUSE 1543 01:33:49,480 --> 01:33:51,000 It's good. It's tight. 1544 01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:55,000 It's time, it's time It's time to win 1545 01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:59,400 Markl, let's finish this "Taskmaster" as always, 1546 01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:02,320 with a task done live here in our theater. 1547 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:06,440 - And who's going to read the task? - It's a team task. 1548 01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:08,160 Who's going to read the task is our guest. 1549 01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:11,440 You'll have to divide yourselves into a team of three and a team of two, 1550 01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:15,640 which means Gabriela will have to choose. 1551 01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:18,440 VASCO: Sounds like school. You have to choose. 1552 01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:22,640 I've been friends with Eduardo for years. I like him a lot. 1553 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:24,600 But they are both very clumsy 1554 01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:26,960 and Pedro always loses. 1555 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:33,240 And since I really like to win, I'm going to join my... 1556 01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:35,600 - My fiercest competition. - She didn't even count on Pipoca. 1557 01:34:35,720 --> 01:34:39,000 Ignored me. "I'm going to join Gilmário. 1558 01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:43,960 "- The other one, poor thing." - Stopped here. Pipoca... 1559 01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:47,600 I'm going to be friends with Gilmário and Pipoca. 1560 01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:50,000 - Should I read? - Yes. 1561 01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:52,240 - I'll read. MARKL:- Read. 1562 01:34:52,360 --> 01:34:55,280 I can read with you, we're on the same team. 1563 01:34:55,600 --> 01:35:00,760 "A member of your team has to write the names of ten animals 1564 01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:04,760 in two minutes." - Do you want to write? 1565 01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:07,440 Which member of each team is going to write animal names? 1566 01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:11,200 - Are you fast? - I'm fast at writing. 1567 01:35:11,320 --> 01:35:12,600 - Who's going to be the person... - I am. 1568 01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:14,640 - Pipoca. MARKL:- You can come here. 1569 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:16,200 Eduardo, go to your board. 1570 01:35:16,320 --> 01:35:20,200 Think that maybe I'll be the one who's going to do the animals. 1571 01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:23,480 Do simple stuff. I don't know how to do a monkey. 1572 01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:25,200 It's two minutes to write ten animals. 1573 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,240 - And we can't say them? - Time starts now. 1574 01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:30,200 - Can't we help? - You can't. 1575 01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:32,640 GILMÁRIO: Go, Pipoca. 1576 01:35:33,960 --> 01:35:35,600 GABRIELA: Do you think we're supposed to do the animals? 1577 01:35:35,960 --> 01:35:38,000 GILMÁRIO: I think so. 1578 01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:41,040 Gabriela and Gilmário are already thinking about what to do next. 1579 01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:43,000 GILMÁRIO: Pipoca, think of easy animals. 1580 01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:47,240 EDUARDO: I chose animals that I thought had something to do with Pedro. 1581 01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:49,760 I didn't choose them randomly. 1582 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,640 - Is that good or bad? - There might be... 1583 01:35:55,080 --> 01:35:56,800 - Pipoca, are you ready? ANA: - Yes. 1584 01:35:57,240 --> 01:36:02,240 - I'll give Pipoca the second tranche. - No. 1585 01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:06,880 ANA: "Communicate the other team's animals to your team members, 1586 01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:11,600 "repeatedly saying the letter of the alphabet that comes before 1587 01:36:11,720 --> 01:36:14,680 "the letter by which your animal's name begins. 1588 01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:16,600 "You can't say anything else.", 1589 01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:19,600 "While doing this, you can do an imitation of the animal." 1590 01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:24,080 MARKL: Which of you is coming to the opposing team's board? 1591 01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:29,200 - It can't be the designers. - Then... 1592 01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:32,720 - Pedro has to come here. - I will. 1593 01:36:32,840 --> 01:36:38,000 ANA:- Who imitates better... - Gabriela is an actress. 1594 01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:40,680 Pedro is going to do an animal for Madeira 1595 01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:43,040 and Gabriela does an animal for Pipoca and Gilmário. 1596 01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:45,600 MARKL:You have 30 seconds to do each imitation. 1597 01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:48,240 You have to reach an agreement on what the animal is. 1598 01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:51,840 - Of course. - Talk to each other. 1599 01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:54,040 I easily reach an agreement, because it's just me. 1600 01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:59,080 GABRIELA:- Who starts? - You. There you go. 1601 01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:02,400 I'm going to give the starting whistle for your first imitation. 1602 01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:04,000 GABRIELA: Go on. MARKL WHISTLES 1603 01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:07,200 - D. - Elephant. 1604 01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:11,200 We were going to negotiate first. But that's it. 1605 01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:13,600 PEDRO:- Can you make sounds? - She's saying the letter. 1606 01:37:14,240 --> 01:37:16,120 GILMÁRIO: It's just so we don't... in the next one... 1607 01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:18,240 - Sorry. - I agree, 1608 01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:22,240 but it's just so we don't fail later. - "We were going to negotiate first." 1609 01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:26,200 MARKL: Pedro, it's your turn. MARKL WHISTLES 1610 01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:28,800 O. O. O. O. 1611 01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:31,720 O. O. O. O. 1612 01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:34,360 - F. PEDRO: - O. O. O. O. 1613 01:37:34,480 --> 01:37:36,280 - Seagull. - O. 1614 01:37:39,040 --> 01:37:40,840 O. 1615 01:37:44,440 --> 01:37:45,440 Yes, it's a seagull. 1616 01:37:47,720 --> 01:37:49,200 MARKL WHISTLES Time's up. 1617 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:52,640 - Time's up. - What the heck was that animal? 1618 01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:55,520 It was the duck. The letter has to be O. 1619 01:37:56,480 --> 01:37:59,880 - Was that a duck? - Wasn't it? 1620 01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:03,400 It was like a quack-quack... 1621 01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:06,520 You can't make sounds. I said the sound of the letter. 1622 01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:09,600 You're right. 1623 01:38:09,720 --> 01:38:12,600 MARKL: Gabriela... Attention. MARKL WHISTLES 1624 01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:15,720 B. B. B. 1625 01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:19,000 B, C. Snake. Snake, Gilmário. 1626 01:38:19,120 --> 01:38:22,160 - Say snake. - Snake! 1627 01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:26,680 APPLAUSE 1628 01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:29,200 - I have to move over here. MARKL: - Let's go, Pedro. 1629 01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:33,200 - T. - T? 1630 01:38:33,320 --> 01:38:37,600 You have to think of the next letter. I can't say anything else. 1631 01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:42,240 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1632 01:38:44,720 --> 01:38:46,520 ANA: Look at him go around and around. 1633 01:38:46,680 --> 01:38:48,640 MARKL: - Is that a T? EDUARDO: - Bear. 1634 01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:56,000 - He got it. Did you get it? - No. I got there because of the T. 1635 01:38:57,600 --> 01:38:59,200 MARKL: You can't say anything else except the letter. 1636 01:38:59,320 --> 01:39:02,200 - The imitation doesn't... - I tried to do the Natura bear. 1637 01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:06,240 - I got it. - The bear sticking its tongue out? 1638 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:08,640 - Let's go to the next animal. - Do bears stick their tongues out? 1639 01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:12,720 - O. O. - Duck. Bird. 1640 01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:18,600 - O. O. O. - It's P, isn't it? P. 1641 01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:22,000 EDUARDO: That's what I wanted. 1642 01:39:22,240 --> 01:39:24,600 - O. O. - Budgie. Parrot. 1643 01:39:25,320 --> 01:39:29,200 It's parrot. Parrot. 1644 01:39:29,320 --> 01:39:33,200 - Negotiate, Pipoca. - You don't say anything. 1645 01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:36,000 MARKL: - Next animal. - Letter Q. 1646 01:39:36,600 --> 01:39:40,600 # ENERGETIC INSTRUMENTAL THEME 1647 01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:43,720 # 1648 01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:46,160 - Q. MARKL: - Ten seconds. 1649 01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:50,200 EDUARDO: Q. Is it an earthworm? 1650 01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:54,560 - How could it be an earthworm? MARKL: - Time's up. 1651 01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:58,560 - Q. - Rat! It's a rat! 1652 01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:01,080 - A rat? - Think of the next letter. 1653 01:40:01,480 --> 01:40:03,000 Is it a rat? 1654 01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:05,120 O, P, Q, R. It was right. 1655 01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:06,640 MARKL: Gabriela, let's go to your next animal. 1656 01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:10,720 - A rat... - O. O. O. O. 1657 01:40:10,840 --> 01:40:12,440 ANA: P. O, P? 1658 01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:20,200 - It's P. Duck. Pig. GILMÁRIO: - Pig. Pig! 1659 01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:24,640 - Pig? - Pedro... 1660 01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:27,120 Calm down, Pedro. MARKL BLOWS WHISTLE 1661 01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:29,240 Letter B as in boy. 1662 01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:32,200 LAUGHTER 1663 01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:35,600 MARKL: - You just have to say the letter. - Just the letter. 1664 01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:38,160 EDUARDO: Dog. 1665 01:40:40,640 --> 01:40:42,240 EDUARDO: I almost fell. 1666 01:40:44,160 --> 01:40:45,680 MARKL: You can only make the sound of the letter. 1667 01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:47,920 PEDRO: The sound of the letter? MARKL WHISTLES 1668 01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:53,440 - O. O. - O, L.... Lazy? 1669 01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:56,600 GILMÁRIO: - Lazy? - Lazy. 1670 01:40:59,440 --> 01:41:01,600 ANA: Very good. 1671 01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:05,280 MARKL: - Pedro, let's go to yours. - "I am a quality actress." 1672 01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:07,000 MARKL WHISTLES E. 1673 01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:09,080 E. 1674 01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:14,600 LAUGHTER 1675 01:41:16,880 --> 01:41:17,920 Seal. 1676 01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:23,920 MARKL: At this point, we're 5-3. 1677 01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:28,000 MARKL WHISTLES GABRIELA: K. 1678 01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:33,640 GILMÁRIO: - Koala. - K, it's L. It has to be L. 1679 01:41:34,520 --> 01:41:41,160 - Lemur. Lemur... GILMÁRIO: - Lizard. 1680 01:41:41,520 --> 01:41:43,600 - Lizard, caterpillar... - Lizard. 1681 01:41:45,040 --> 01:41:46,560 ANA: Larva. 1682 01:41:47,360 --> 01:41:49,920 - Lion. - Slug. 1683 01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:53,440 - Slug? - Slug like that, damn? 1684 01:41:53,600 --> 01:41:55,600 MARKL: Time's up. MARKL WHISTLES 1685 01:41:55,720 --> 01:41:59,040 GABRIELA: - So? Llama. - Never in my life. 1686 01:42:00,200 --> 01:42:02,080 You should have spat. Aren't they llamas? 1687 01:42:02,640 --> 01:42:06,440 - Pedro, let's do this. - Madeira, focus. 1688 01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:09,080 MARKL WHISTLES F. 1689 01:42:11,600 --> 01:42:12,640 EDUARDO: Cat. 1690 01:42:13,480 --> 01:42:15,600 ANA: I chose wrong. I didn't know. 1691 01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:20,600 Gabriela... MARKL WHISTLES 1692 01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:23,120 T. T. T. 1693 01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:25,080 ANA: Bear. 1694 01:42:27,640 --> 01:42:30,440 It's in sync. 1695 01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:33,720 MARKL: - Pedro... PEDRO: - F. 1696 01:42:37,720 --> 01:42:39,240 EDUARDO: Chicken. 1697 01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:44,200 Gabriela... MARKL WHISTLES 1698 01:42:44,480 --> 01:42:46,400 - F. - Cat. 1699 01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:50,960 VASCO:- Well... MARKL:- Blazing pace. 1700 01:42:51,240 --> 01:42:52,600 - Pedro... VASCO:- Negotiate. 1701 01:42:53,640 --> 01:42:55,600 MARKL WHISTLES F. 1702 01:42:59,240 --> 01:43:00,840 EDUARDO:Seagull. 1703 01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:03,920 GILMÁRIO:The seagull. 1704 01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:06,720 MARKL:Round nine. MARKL WHISTLES 1705 01:43:06,960 --> 01:43:08,280 - B. ANA:- Dog. 1706 01:43:10,200 --> 01:43:11,360 It was already. 1707 01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:14,760 MARKL:- Pedro... - A. 1708 01:43:18,440 --> 01:43:19,480 Ox. 1709 01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:22,680 Donkey. 1710 01:43:25,160 --> 01:43:26,600 Whale. 1711 01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:32,240 MARKL:Last round. 1712 01:43:33,120 --> 01:43:35,280 GABRIELA:- K. ANA:- Alligator. 1713 01:43:36,440 --> 01:43:39,400 GABRIELA:- K. - K... L. 1714 01:43:41,600 --> 01:43:43,000 - Lizard? - Lobster. 1715 01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:45,280 Lizard. Little lizard. 1716 01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:50,080 APPLAUSE 1717 01:43:50,360 --> 01:43:52,600 - Pedro... GILMÁRIO:- Are you done? 1718 01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:54,200 MARKL WHISTLES B. 1719 01:43:57,040 --> 01:43:58,120 Snake. 1720 01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:02,240 I'm all scraped up. 1721 01:44:02,720 --> 01:44:05,080 MARKL:- Let's get to the results. - I already went. 1722 01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:09,200 Gabriela, Pipoca, and Gilmário's team, nine correct answers. 1723 01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:13,520 Pedro and Eduardo's team, eight correct answers. 1724 01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:18,120 So, the team on this side won. 1725 01:44:20,280 --> 01:44:24,120 VASCO: Which means we're giving five points to Gabriela, 1726 01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:27,600 five points to Gilmário and five points to Pipoca. 1727 01:44:28,120 --> 01:44:31,040 And Pipoca is today's "Taskmaster" winner. 1728 01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:35,240 (ENGLISH) Finally. 1729 01:44:35,960 --> 01:44:39,120 And we're about to see Pipoca celebrate as she should 1730 01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:42,600 with those incredible prizes. - Loads of money. 1731 01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:47,800 But before we go, what did we learn today? 1732 01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:52,200 We learned that sometimes a baby can be H2O. 1733 01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:55,600 And there are a lot of crazies driving your grandma's scooter. 1734 01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:58,760 Take a dip in the pool, get in on the fun. 1735 01:44:58,880 --> 01:45:01,600 Watch out for pedestrians crossing the crosswalk. 1736 01:45:02,280 --> 01:45:04,920 And even in a time when you feel down in the dumps 1737 01:45:05,280 --> 01:45:07,960 there's always a blue ball on a wagon wheel. 1738 01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:11,640 And throughout your life you'll have some dead knots, 1739 01:45:12,080 --> 01:45:15,640 so put on your raincoat, because tomorrow it might even rain nails. 1740 01:45:16,200 --> 01:45:18,080 Thank you and good night. This was "Taskmaster". 1741 01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:22,520 Go celebrate! 1742 01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:29,640 AUDIENCE: Pipoca, Pipoca, Pipoca... 1743 01:45:30,680 --> 01:45:34,680 # TASKMASTER THEME APPLAUSE 1744 01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:38,800 # (...) 1745 01:45:39,400 --> 01:45:42,800 Adaptation and Subtitling RTP - Adapted Contents