Look at the little fish!
It's happening!
Oh, I get it now!
Ah, I get it now!
I don't see anything!
None.
Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to the final kilometer of this marathon of infamy and buffoonery that over
the last few weeks has had these dear lopes and rosa motas of misfortune giving it their all
not for a gold medal, but for a little golden head.
My head.
Will a former winner of this program be able to repeat, thus having a
moment of joy only equaled by the birth of their daughter?
Will there be a third time for someone who has already won the hearts of the Portuguese,
but never won the lovely golden fool of this particular Portuguese man?
Or will one of the rookies this season 5 manage the feat of winning this right in their
debut season, like Mourinho at Chelsea or the fearsome
Ismael in the Vendas Novas bifana eating tournament?
Today is the day everything is decided.
Welcome to the last episode of season 5 of Taskmaster!
Next to me a man who confessed to me that if the Taskmaster prize was a part
of his body, he wouldn't want it to be his head,
as he thinks he has other much more beautiful parts.
Don't joke, Vasco, don't joke.
My gallbladder won the photogenicity award in the
Miss Gallbladder 2005 competition, held in Castelo de Vide.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gallbladder Nuno Marcos!
And before me our magnificent ones, that lovely applause for our
sweethearts, our chihuahuas, Ana Garcia Martins, our sweetest popcorn.
Gilmario Bemba!
And our special guest for this grand finale, Margarida Corceiro!
Hello Margarida, good evening!
Good evening!
How are you?
Do you remember what you did in my house?
Was it basically a mind-bender for you, all this?
It was a mind-bender, yes.
I went home feeling very stupid, but I've been told that's normal.
It's normal.
It's normal?
It's normal.
Thank you.
Let's give our Margarida Corceiro a round of applause!
Our special guest!
Let's start giving out points in this season finale.
Nuno, what instructions were given to the five human beings in front of me?
Well, the instructions were clear, they had to bring the best thing for
a person to use, but that in reality would be for an animal.
Okay... Hello Ana!
Hello!
How are you this evening?
Oh, very well, very happy, because it's coming to an end.
Really?
She's sad, it's the last one.
Yes, I am, I'm a little bit.
I really enjoyed being here with you, it was very nice.
I don't intend to be serious right now.
And now, seriously.
Oh my God!
Look, what did you bring then, something that can be used, but for an animal?
Look, so I thought, I thought a lot and I thought that if there's one thing that
practically every animal likes, it's a good blanket to keep warm.
Here it is.
However, we humans also like a good blanket.
And this one in particular that I brought, I think
that there are two humans who will like it a lot.
Here you go, Grandpa.
Grandpa.
Here you go, Grandpa.
All that's left is to save what Grandpa says, right?
Grandpa putting it on TV1.
This is beautiful.
Thank you very much.
It's a blanket that's for an animal, right?
And for my two favorite humans in the world, which are you.
Son of a bitch, what did you bring?
Well, I think after this blanket, I think the game is bought.
But try, try anyway.
No, put the image up and then the master will evaluate it, I can't take photos or anything.
Use the immigrant card that you always use.
Is it a brush for a pet?
It's for the pet and... But it can also be used for us.
Could be for me too.
Normally I use the red part there for the pet and the other part for me.
My hair here.
Do you have a dog?
I do, I do, I do.
What's your dog's name?
Pingo.
Pingo's brush.
An applause for Pingo's brush.
Very good, very good.
Gabriela.
Vasco, dear Vasco.
I brought a controversial object, controversial.
It's going to leave these minds here buzzing with ideas to take back home.
Because it's a spicy thing.
Attention kids, we're not talking about tabasco on the tongue here.
It's very spicy.
I want to put it on the board.
Please, present.
That is, the black version was in the wash, and therefore
I couldn't bring this one I had available.
This is for free time at home, when a person is craving that
"batos de cabelo", that tasty thing, you
put that on, you have a crazy time, you understand?
And I use this a lot.
You use it a lot?
A lot, a lot.
The Trella comes too.
Of course.
And is the Trella also used in that context?
Yes.
Because I use it a lot.
An applause for Gabriela Abar's collar and Trella.
What I won't do for points.
Sure.
Pedro, what brings you here?
I'm going to have to get to the heart of it.
They're being too violent.
I'm going to have to speak to the heart.
This is no joke, it's serious.
I once went with my family in a rental car to Serra da Estrela to see snow.
Access to the tower was closed.
I had promised my daughter that she would see snow, and that was that, I insisted.
I drove that rental car to the part where it was forbidden to go.
We were stuck for hours without seeing anyone.
Until I started looking for things because of the cold in that rental car.
And one of those things is what's going to appear.
It worked perfectly for my daughter, and I think it's fashionable now too.
Glad you found some style, Pedro.
But do you use this?
No, do you think I do?
This is for a car, look, aren't you?
But it's not a briefing.
Lord Master of the Masters.
It can be used for a human baby.
We could bring this just for you to put it on and see if it might look good on you too.
Maybe.
You already have it there.
Let's get to it.
You get the blanket now.
I get the blanket now, of course.
Let's go.
If you want.
This might actually look good, I won't deny it.
It doesn't even fit.
Why don't you bring my leash too?
I want to try it.
Margarida Corceiro, what did you bring?
So, I have two cats and I'm very envious of my cats when I see them
using this object.
So, I sometimes use theirs and they use mine.
Good.
It's a bed.
It's a cat bed.
It's a very big bed for a little Margarida, isn't it?
No.
There may have been a lack of blanket.
Let's ask.
While we're at it.
Now.
The blanket's there.
Do you want to try it?
Do you want me to try it?
Yes.
While we're at it.
See you soon.
It's the same.
Same.
See you soon.
Ok.
It's the same.
Thank you.
Wonderful.
It's the same.
They put the bed in the machine.
I'll give.
A point to Gilmar's brush.
I'll give.
Always like this.
I'll give two points to Pedro's little bodicanino.
I'll give three points.
If it were bigger, I'd give you more points.
Three points for that and I'll give to the blanket.
Which is very handy.
But look, don't show favoritism there because it has your face.
I'll give four points to the blanket and I'll give five points to Gabriel's collar.
That is to say.
That's how we start.
Mário Pires won.
Mário Pires can compensate.
Let's go to my house.
Of course, Vasco.
Today is the program where we put a final point to this season.
Correct?
Absolutely correct.
We thought one final point was not enough.
It was a low score for the final.
Welcome.
How's it going, Zé Lopes?
Here we are, aren't we?
Shouldn't that be made of light instead of iron?
That's a sword from Angola.
Ok.
Tell me...
I was thinking you were in too good a mood, weren't you?
It passed.
This is so fast.
It escalates quickly.
We go from 100 to 0.
Yes, yes, yes.
In no time.
Okay... Count all the points on this sheet.
You can't touch or mark the sheet.
You have to give an answer in 10 minutes.
You have to open the door whenever the bell rings and obey the instructions.
Do you have instructions?
You'll find out later.
What's the doorbell for?
Where are doorbells normally located?
On the door.
Right.
See if it's the most accurate final answer.
The time starts...
now.
Ok.
How many dots are on the sheet?
First of all, this isn't a dot here, right?
I would consider it an extremely large dot.
Is it?
Ok.
So, go on.
Ok.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... Let's do this.
I thought there were missing dots in my house.
Because there are always dots here in the studio, right?
I award points.
But for a matter of punctual panda-monium, I thought
it was also cool that there were dots in my room.
Yes, yes.
In your room, more specifically, on a sheet that couldn't be touched or marked.
Our contestants' little hands were reserved for other functions.
Opening the door whenever the doorbell rang and for
also fulfilling other instructions that might arise.
And whoever guessed the most accurate number of points would win.
And who are we starting with?
We're starting with the men, Mr. Pedro Alves and Gilmário
Vemba, a collective I like to call Pedrário Alemba.
2, 4, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14...
14, 15, 16...
I'm going there, I'm going to the bell.
I was at 99.
Who is it?
You have to go downstairs.
I have to go there?
Run!
Come on, damn it!
2...
Put your glasses on until the bell rings again.
Oh, shit!
Ooh...
Ooh, that's a big one, man!
Jesus!
They switched the paper, didn't they?
Why are you filming us?
Yeah, because I left with black dots and a screen... It must be the glasses.
White screen.
It must be the glasses.
Oh, it's a pain in the ass!
Oh, it's not this way!
I was already going the other way!
Can I come in?
Oh, if I hear that sound I'm going to throw the bell again.
Who could it be?
F***, I was seeing more points!
A prayer!
Down there?
Yes.
Oh, how awful!
Pigs!
Stay behind the bay until the bell rings again.
How is it down below?
F***!
Couldn't use the binoculars?
I saw, but didn't think it was necessary.
This won't focus.
80...
Ah, but who will it be now?
The neighborhood is annoying.
I'll close the door.
Oh, what the f***!
He's going!
170...
I have to shout until the bell rings again.
Shout?
Ah!
171, 172, 173... Ah!
Ah!
172, 173, 174, 175, 710, 711... Ah, I'm ringing again, Reis.
Put the boxing gloves correctly on your hands and
the patch on your eye and count as if you were a pirate.
How do pirates count?
Why does a pirate wear gloves?
Hey!
Hello, Mr. Pirate.
Hello, wait a minute.
How do pirates count?
Crew of this fantastic ship, we are 200 on board.
Shall we count how many more we are?
201, 202, 203.
Mr. Pirate looks like he wants to participate.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
This legendary joke... Feed the bird with these seeds.
Where's the bird?
Where's the birdie?
Do you want to eat, little bird?
Do you?
Then open your beak.
Eat, bird.
This has a shell.
I'm being careful not to break the beak's teeth.
Is it okay?
220.
227.
Do you want it here with the dish?
I've seen them like this before.
Seriously?
Put the sock on the diving goggles.
And giggle quietly until the end of the task.
212.
315.
316.
317.
318.
So what's your final...?
300.
250.
Can you confirm that?
What do you think?
Answer me honestly.
What do you think?
Answer.
300 points.
Okay.
300 points.
Thank you very much.
Check out how I am, man.
This one's gonna drive them crazy.
They'll never come back.
What a drag.
Pedro, try to explain the buzz, in your words, the buzz of wearing those glasses.
Man, I think it must feel, it's gotta feel like
a bee when it's hit with the sun head-on.
That gives...
It really gives you a buzz.
Have you ever been buzzed?
I don't want to talk about it.
Ah, okay, sure.
I got buzzed with these glasses.
I had never caught one either.
No, but it's horrible.
For those at home and for those here, it's really horrible.
It's like, it's a kaleidoscope times millions.
Because I got super nauseous.
I want to hear that pirate voice again.
That you were a pirate.
Why did you row?
That he was a dangerous pirate.
From deep seas.
From dark waters.
Just like me.
But I found the scene of being... Man, it was a lot of exercise dangerous.
Running and letting... With the glasses on then.
Man, I don't know what it's like to get buzzed, but I think it was something similar.
Very well.
Next up is our guest, Margarida Corceiro.
Before we watch Margarida's attempt, I just wanted to confirm something.
We all understood that when the bell rang,
it started a new task and cancelled the previous one, right?
It wasn't meant to accumulate.
I think we all understood that, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
But why are you asking that?
Nothing, nothing.
Let's watch Margarida Corceiro's attempt.
Okay.
How many dots are on the sheet?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19... I've already lost count.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Ah, who could it be?
It's this door, right?
Hello!
Where do I need to go?
I put these glasses on until the bell rings again.
And I count the dots again, is that it?
Ah!
Hang on.
Hold on.
I can't see a thing.
You've all gone mad.
Good visuals, good visuals.
I'm getting nauseous with these glasses.
I can't see anything.
What happened?
So, there must be about 100, 200... here.
I can't count, I swear on everything.
You don't understand.
The dots are like this.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, damn, what days.
Better off with eyes closed, it's not as distracting.
I'm not going to read with these.
It's behind the bay.
Why is the bell ringing again?
What's the bay?
I don't know if I misread it or not.
Ah, the bay!
This here is a bay.
Oh, you're kidding me.
Huh?
Okay.
There must be 100, 200, 400... Take off the glasses, Margarida.
Take off the glasses.
Ah, I get it now.
I get it now.
This is a huge accumulation of lenses.
Take off your glasses.
You can't see anything.
This is hopeless.
Look, they're behind us.
I already realized.
Okay.
They're knocking on the door again, Kings.
Drunks, for sure.
Okay.
Knock?
Even the raincoat.
Knock.
It's the bay!
Bay!
Don't I need to?
Bay, it's gone.
I don't need to.
I can't.
I don't know!
500...
Good, good, good.
Put on the boxing gloves and count like you're a pirate.
If she's not a scab captain.
How do pirates count?
It's rough like this.
It's like this in a fight.
One, two, three, five, six, nine, ten.
Oh, I can't see anything.
Maybe... I don't know.
It's so unsettling today, honestly.
Man, really, today.
Can I take the gloves off?
Oh, but what is it?
Take off your glasses, girl!
Feed the bird with these seeds.
Bird!
Ok.
The bird is here.
Yes.
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
Oh, so good!
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
Ok.
I'm so confused.
Maybe I could have taken this off by now, right?
No.
I thought we were enjoying it.
So I can take it off now, right?
I think so.
Ah!
More glasses!
Put on the cap...
Cap?
The goggles and laugh quietly until the end of the task.
Okay.
Do you want to take a number?
Do I have to take a number?
Yes, yes.
It's almost ready.
637.
637?
I'd say so.
Is it time to leave?
Yes.
Thank you.
See you next time.
See you soon.
See you later.
The
Member of Parliament has the microphone open to say whatever she wants.
No one told me.
What?
No one told me I was supposed to take off my glasses.
No one told me... In fact, I was going to keep the gloves on.
But I couldn't open the paper with the gloves on.
That would have been incredible.
When the campaign chimed and you went to get your glasses, it literally said, put on glasses
until the next campaign chimes.
That's right.
I'm still thinking about it.
I still think I'm right.
But you know what?
I think you behaved really well even with the glasses.
I think I deserve to win this challenge.
Alright.
Welcome to Tasso que Massa.
Thank you.
That's just how it is.
A round of applause for the third-year gang.
Well, we've seen the task of three.
Two more to go.
Gabriela Barros and Ana Garcia Martins.
Two women, two struggles.
For the points count and also for mental sanity.
So... I'm going to start with the largest.
One, two, three, four... How many is that?
Fifty.
I insist.
It's definitely fifty.
One, two, three... They're all so different from each other.
No!
I'm not lost!
We have an estimate.
Eighty-three.
Ah!
Who could it be?
Shoot.
Finally.
I was so bored.
Little fear.
No, this door leads to the dining room.
It's the front door.
Ah!
Down there?
Right.
Let's go.
Time's running out.
Good morning.
Who is it?
Who's speaking?
Ah!
You're here!
Keep these glasses on until the bell rings again.
Ouch!
God help me!
There are twelve hundred in that thing.
This is awful because you see multiple Marcos, don't you?
Of course, of course, of course.
How many am I?
You're like eight of you!
How awful!
There really are!
Happy New Year!
It's very bothersome.
Who could it be?
What a pain!
Stay behind the bay until the bell rings again.
Where's the bay?
What is this?
Oh, I'm going to vomit.
How awful, how awful, how awful!
Oh, but the bay... No, you're alone.
Just a small question.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yes?
Why are you still wearing the glasses from the first phase of the test?
Can I take them off?
I find it strange that you're still wearing them.
Ah!
There are eleven hundred.
This makes counting the points much easier.
They're good binoculars.
What do you think?
Ah, yes, yes.
Now I know.
One thousand one hundred and forty-three.
I hadn't seen this anymore.
Yes, yes, yes.
You have to shout until the bell rings again.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's liberating.
One thousand four hundred and two.
One thousand three hundred and eight.
Oh, oh, oh.
Help!
Come save me!
Ah!
Oh, oh, oh.
Who could it be?
My hip is already throbbing.
Put on the boxing gloves.
And count like a pirate.
You're talking like a pirate, my God.
Oh, yay, mate!
A bottle of rum.
Ah!
Look, look, a pirate.
I am a pirate.
She didn't bring her parrot on her shoulder.
No!
Ah!
Every time I come here, this changes color.
I don't know why, but let's count one little ball.
Who could be knocking on the boat's door, captain?
This is really tasty.
Bird food, parties, seeds.
Okay, I want to open my little mouth.
What's the number of points?
One thousand two hundred and thirty-seven.
Why does this change from...
from... Oh, the gentleman playing is completely neurotic.
That's an optical illusion.
It doesn't change.
Sometimes the background isn't white and the little balls are black.
No, it's always like this.
Look... Stay here, okay?
If you want.
You feed yourself.
Put on your goggles and giggle quietly until the end of the task.
Ah!
In traction.
This has changed.
Now it's changed.
This has changed.
Twelve fifteen.
It's nineteen forty-seven.
Bye.
These are for me.
Now I'm going to try to leave with some dignity.
I think a lot of that has disappeared.
A lot.
Alright.
From all of us.
Thank you.
You didn't take your glasses off right away either.
No, I didn't, sir.
The glasses stayed there, didn't they?
I remembered, yes.
You really liked those glasses.
Thank you.
That was the only time Nuno Marcos was good for anything.
It was to say, 'you can take your glasses off'.
I always found it strange, even when Margarida arrived,
I always found it strange that you were wearing your glasses.
But look, it took three of us for you
to tell one of us why you're wearing your glasses.
No, it was only when they asked me.
If they hadn't asked, I would have stayed quiet.
Alright.
Want to know the total number of points?
Not yet.
I want you to start by saying who was furthest away.
The one who was furthest away and will therefore receive one point guessed 250 points.
Pedro Alves.
Pedro got 250.
Okay.
That was me.
One point.
Who has two points?
Two points.
Three hundred points.
Strange to say.
It was Gilmário.
Gilmário with 300 points.
But still far off.
Three points for whom?
Three points for Margarida who guessed 637.
But even so, it was a lot more than 637.
Oh, I'm starting to cry.
So, it will be between Pipoca and Gabriela Pipoca with 1947 guesses and Gabriela with 1215.
That's right.
How many points were on that sheet?
There were.
1876.
Ana Garcia Martins was only 71 points away from the number.
An applause for Pipoca.
Very good.
Five points for her and four for Gabriela.
And at this point, Marco, how is our classification situation?
Gabriela and Ana are tied with nine points up there in the lead.
Then Margarida with six and Pedro and Gilmário tied with three.
Very good, now the picture of Margarida.
That's it, my friend.
We've already been, we've already been.
We've already been.
Nuno, what's next?
Vacuum.
For now, I want to maintain the upréa.
I say that there are tasks in the taquemater that seem simple.
But then there will be ião.
Quite difficult there.
Bravo my cart and another my hat.
Dad, one slate, two, three little pigeons à boa.
How's it going, Pedro?
Are you in good spirits?
Very well disposed.
Here we are.
What do we have here?
Welcome.
Thank you.
I don't know what scares me more anymore.
Whether it's seeing things, or not having things.
Indeed, indeed, indeed.
Everything terrifies me.
You made me what I wasn't.
Good.
Say as many words without an S as you can in one minute.
The task ends when you say a word with an S or when you repeat a word.
Go.
If you're trying to make a sentence or tell
a story, it's obvious you're going to repeat words.
Do you want to make a sentence?
No, no.
I don't want to.
I don't want to say.
You have one minute.
The time starts now.
I like this.
Don't you remember this?
But it's a void.
I don't know what it is.
We'll see how you endured it.
As you saw, any and all words with S were forbidden.
In this task, there is no S.
In this task no S is allowed.
At the first S, the test immediately ended.
Yes.
And you also couldn't repeat words.
From the moment you said a word without an S, that word could not
be said again.
Word with no S cannot be said again.
Let's start by seeing the words without S from who?
We start by seeing Gilmario Vemba and Gabriela Barro.
The time starts now.
Flower Head Pepper.
Now.
Starts.
Time.
Minute.
Eye.
Shot.
Bread.
Mother.
Brother.
Father.
Aunt.
Uncle.
Word.
Ends.
When.
Maximum.
Yes, it has an X.
Knee.
Foot.
Leg.
Butt.
Chair.
Board.
Camera.
Straw.
Tiger.
Camel.
Horse.
Orca.
Penguin.
Butterfly.
Oh, oh, oh.
Caraça.
Temi.
Thyme.
Watercress.
Carrot.
Iron.
Hanger.
Already.
No.
Fire.
Torturing yourself.
Thank you.
Are you happy?
I chose to look at the words written here and then try
to observe what my voice had around without S.
I understood, I understood.
I was concise, objective.
It seems you were zen.
I was very zen.
Calm.
I was focused.
I was lasting.
I was lasting and I would have stayed here for half an hour.
Going randomly isn't a tactic for this program.
It was intelligent.
I wanted to say taskmaster, but then the task would screw me over completely.
And the master too.
Exactly.
Well.
Gilmario went to the cheat sheet, which was right there in front.
Nothing against it.
This program reaches a point where the brain shuts down,
there's no point in thinking we're going to do well.
I know that at this moment several people are here at home thinking this is easy,
so try it.
He's extremely upset.
I'm nervous, I'm annoyed, excuse me.
Calm down, it's okay.
It's not, it's not.
I'm in last place.
Totally dazed.
Gabriela, for those who didn't remember the test, you said it now, now it's visible.
Rate your own test.
Did you like the test?
No, but...
but it was good-humored.
I followed a strategy and went by themes.
I feel like I went by themes.
First cooking, Family, body parts.
Family, family tree.
And I never got it wrong, therefore.
Our judge was there, right?
Yes, yes.
And I was there too.
Vasco, don't screw me over.
I was there too.
I didn't get it wrong.
Yes.
Results.
Gilmario said 16 words in a minute.
We can't count tennis.
No.
Gabriela did 30 words.
Very good.
16 and 30.
Four and a half.
30.
Well, who are we going to see now?
Okay, let's see Pedro Alves, who decided to start in the bathroom with 'B'.
Water.
Faucet.
Bath.
Bathtub.
Shower.
Let's move on to the kitchen.
Counter.
I need to get through.
Oh, how scary.
My God.
Okay, I've already lost, haven't I?
But it was good.
It's the thought that counts.
Sorry.
Don't even mention it.
It's cold in here.
Look after yourself.
Always.
Sardines.
Yeah.
Well, look at that.
It's not just what happens.
I left really sad, didn't I?
I left sad.
I got home and smashed up the whole bathroom.
But okay, I tried.
You tried.
But you could count that little introduction, right?
Round 4.
5 words.
Not bad.
A little less, but it's 5 words.
Applause for Pedro.
Pedro, that's 5 words.
He can play.
Can't he?
He can play.
Well, and now, who's coming up?
Next up is Pipoca Mais Doce, who, in this case, was the most talkative popcorn.
This woman spoke a lot in the minute.
In fact, Vasco, we're going to do something here that I don't think we've ever done before.
I'm going to say right now that the popcorn said 88 words.
Wow!
88 words.
Okay?
How?
More?
More than what?
Has she followed all the rules?
Huh?
Impeccably?
Did Pipoca manage to say 88 words without repeating a single one?
That's what we're going to see.
Now...
I have a...
another doubt.
Which one?
Imagine...
I start saying a number.
Four.
Saying twenty and...
does it count as repetition?
Words, right?
Therefore, if it's repeated, it's a repeated word.
Okay.
Ana.
Ana, Margarida, Garcia, Nuno, Marco, Palmeirinho, Gabriela, Pedro, Gilmário,
Vemba, Program... What's the program called?
Hum...
Rita, Vanda, Vânia, Monkey, Chimpanzee, Crocodile, Stork, Snake, Parrot,
Penguin, Rat, Sewer rat, Lizard, Little lizard, Boa, Shark, Dolphin,
Fish, Fork, Spoon, Knife, Glass, Bowl, Pot, Pan, Machine,
Coffee, Arm, Finger, Wrist, Kneecap, Eye, Mouth, Cheek, Lip, Hair,
Ear, Crown, Queen, King, Prince, Royalty, Palace, Light, Benfica,
Porto, Braga, Coimbra, Faro, Tavira, Bragança, Porto Alegre, Almada, Amora, Vila.
..
How long was it?
What did you have to say?
Words without stopping.
You're already six in.
I was lasting.
And it's over.
Ah, popcorn there.
I loved you participating here with me.
Thank you.
Nice try.
I was continuing.
So, Pipoca, how was it?
For Frisian, from that great dematurge that is
Gilmário Vemba, sometimes our brain stops working.
And that's clearly what happened to me in that challenge.
I thought the words that couldn't be repeated were words with 'S'.
I don't even know what I did anymore.
That was it.
That was bad.
So there's no doubt, you say a sentence that is 'I have a' and right after
you say 'a' again.
I didn't understand clearly.
Why are we humiliating more, referring more to the person's mistake?
That's right, Marco, so confirm it.
What happened, right?
Yes, one was repeated instantly, but not content.
She also repeated 'say' on the twelfth and managed the feat of losing a third
time on the twenty-second word with her own name.
But we have to pay tribute here because no one stopped her.
She says seventy more words for a total of eighty
and eight words, but only three were considered.
Ah, I came in last!
Me too.
So, that leaves Margarida and Corceiro.
And what can you say about Magui's performance?
I'm not going to say absolutely anything.
Nothing at all.
My mouth is a tomb, my lips are sealed with super glue.
I'm not saying a thing.
But...
I just want to remind everyone that Pedro said five correct words, Ana said three.
Let's see how Margarida fared.
You have one minute.
Time starts now.
Ok.
Right.
Goodbye forever.
That was quick.
I've already lost a ton of points with this one.
Damn.
Go ahead and do your act.
You guys are so mean.
No.
Madam Deputy, your microphone is open.
You can suggest whoever you want.
I'm speechless.
Literally.
I don't know what to say.
Congratulations.
Those five words from Pedro Alves.
Only five.
At this point, you're in the middle of the table.
Because 'portanto' ('therefore') could be the, was the third word.
Yes.
Exactly.
And at this point, let's give out points.
Let's give out points, yes sir.
So, with one point, Margarida.
With two points, Pipoca.
Genius.
With three points, Pedro.
Four points, Gilmario.
And Gabriela, five points.
Very good.
She was exhausted, focused.
At this point, what's the situation?
Gabriela with 14 there in front.
Followed by Pipoca with 11.
Then, tied with 7, are Gilmario and Margarida.
And Pedro with 6.
A round of applause for our five.
Wow!
Oh, honey!
What's the next task on today's program?
Vasco, if I tell you knock down the ducklings, what do you instantly remember?
Knock down the ducklings, this immediately takes me to Joaquim Nicolau.
Right.
Trying to knock down the wrong ducks, throwing everything he saw at the ducks
inflatables in the pool, instead of throwing at the right ducklings.
Exactly, exactly.
Well, today, the most iconic objects of this program are back to being knocked down, and,
speaking of iconic things, a certain fruit may be involved.
A hug, Toy.
Please.
You first.
Hey!
The challenge is to split watermelon like Toy.
So go on.
Go on, Margarida, open it.
Please.
Elders first.
Knock down as many ducks as you can.
You must remain on the red carpet for the duration of the task.
You have 5 minutes.
Time starts now.
What ducks?
Ah, the ducks.
It's to go bowling with a... Knock down as many ducks as you can.
We have to stay here until we've finished with the ducks.
So, we don't have to start right away.
We can go get things for things, can't we?
We can't get out of here, Gilmar, now what?
We can't get out of there.
Margarida, with a movie trailer tone.
Let's do this.
A rug.
A watermelon.
Two teams.
And 105 ducks.
Arranged in a perfect equilateral triangle for
the delight of the light touch of our Taskmaster.
Objective: knock down the most ducks in 5 minutes.
Never, ever leaving the rug.
And let's start by seeing who.
Team Chores or Team Choras?
Let's start with the Chores.
Let's start with Gilmário and Pedro who the tall height say a very common phrase
among those who try to assemble Ikea furniture without reading the instructions.
We should have thought of this before.
You know, I've learned how to read all these mousetraps now.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, any ideas?
I think before we grab the watermelon we should start with shoes.
Ah, can we?
Can we?
No, someday this will have its own proper shoe now.
I don't know how your aim is.
That's not going to work.
It will.
Knew it, man.
How is that possible?
You're gonna hit it, you're gonna hit it.
Nice!
Good, good!
And now, what are we going to throw next?
Just lend me all the shoes.
Okay.
How much do you weigh?
I think it's better not to.
Go on, go on.
My revenge.
Didn't have a shoe for nothing.
Wow, I went really far, you went...
Can we go by rug?
Can we go?
Watermelon in chunks.
How do we cut this?
Just messing around.
You're talking to yourself...
Come on, look, there's a piece here.
Some drink got in my eye.
Let's go.
Go on, throw it.
It's too much, it's too much, it's too much, it's too much.
It's gone.
You must think you're playing bowls.
We can't use your plaque.
What else can we use?
Throw yours, throw yours.
It's a boomerang plaque.
But maybe we can... Hold me.
Hold on.
Nice.
Man, f***.
Seriously.
Well then!
No, no, no, no.
Here, let's go.
We have to get to the hose.
He's only there at the same time.
You can land.
Watch the f***ing hose.
Five minutes.
It came to an end.
Should have thought of that before.
That's right.
Poor shoes.
Can we get our shoes now?
My dear shoes.
Yes, yes.
Everyone's must be wet, right?
My briefcase, my clipboard.
The departure, all the shoes moved me.
I'm feeling that.
A sad day.
A good place to kill myself.
So, anything that got into the net was fair game.
Besides, who asked Markle how much he weighed?
Was it you?
Yes.
Did you consider shooting Markle?
Yes.
A lot of ducks were taken down.
You guys realize that, right?
All the ducks.
And I couldn't remove the gutter, or the house would fall, everything would fall.
And everything would go to the ducks, right away.
Pedro, do you have any idea how many?
It was 105.
It was.
It was about 60 something.
60 something?
Yes.
Yes, I think so.
Markle, they didn't all die.
Markle, did you count?
71 ducks.
71 ducks, very good!
Well, that's good...
And it's a good thing we didn't continue the test with the hose.
Because they could enter their natural habitat and stand up again.
So, it was a good idea.
Now let's move on to the girls.
Markle, what do you have to say about the three girls' challenge?
Almost, after seeing this challenge, I became certain that Pipoca Mais
Doce, Gabriela Barros and Margarida Corceiro are big fans of the show that was
presented by Carlos Cruz, António Sala and Teresa Guilherme.
Such was the number of times they said 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
Alright, go.
Wait a minute, we only have one shot, or not?
No, I don't know.
No, we can try.
Whenever you want.
Steal as many ducks as possible.
If the ducks succeed, they have to stay in the...
It's just that you can't get out of here, can you?
So, if you throw and run... But the rug can move.
This is up to you now.
The rug can move.
Then let's go.
Gabriela has been doing this for many years.
You are very strong at this, Gabriela.
Why don't you guys move?
Look, we did this like a sack race.
We put everyone in here and jumped with it.
We all have to go to the middle.
This here in reality was more... It's going to go super well.
One, two, three.
I feel like we've already walked a solid four centimeters with this.
We're getting there.
Don't you think we should close this up more around us?
Get tighter.
One, two, three.
At the same time, it looks like an innovative dress.
One, two, three.
Two minutes.
One, two, three.
And let's go to time.
He won't tell us.
I have it in for me.
You go, you go.
Let's go until today.
Look at the friendship.
It's
the big pile of objects they gave us to throw.
What do you mean?
It's going there with your own feet and your own hands.
One, two, three.
Let's go.
It should work already, shouldn't it?
It should work.
More.
Wait, just lift it and we'll get the rest.
One, two, three.
They have to be facing, or not?
What about the rules?
I really enjoyed watching.
It was incredible.
We won with dignity.
We liked it very much.
Poor thing.
We discovered a family.
5 stitches on Marco's head.
The teamwork was beautiful, girls.
It was absolutely beautiful.
Magnificent visual spectacle.
But what did the envelope say?
That I'm kind of forgotten.
That's a great question.
Let's get to the points.
The envelope spoke of a verb here that is fundamental.
Which is to remain.
My question is.
Do they remain on the mat?
Or do they not remain on the mat?
During the entirety of the task.
And in the same way that you remained on the mat and went to the hose...
But we didn't touch the ducks with our hands.
But nothing said they couldn't touch.
They remained on the mat and with their body and knees on the mat...
And so they knocked them down, yes, with their hand, but remaining on the mat.
Therefore, it's fair that I give the proof as viable,
I'm not going to say it's meaningless, because it's valid.
You don't have to celebrate so much, ok?
Because this baby counted the ducks.
That's right.
Ah, but... ah...
Oh, Marco.
No, it was 105 ducks.
Only 105 ducks?
Only here, armed in parks.
We're already armed in parks.
Everything's done.
Look, can we end the program now?
We have nothing, but it would be good like that.
She's already saying she won.
She won, she does this joke and this... I won, I won, I won, I won, I won.
So, Marcos, team tests, we're going to divide the five points.
And considering that the difference wasn't, it's not a duck, but it's also not a rhino.
Sure.
We split it three two?
Three two.
Could be.
Gilmario and Pedro, two points each.
Margarida, Gabriela and Pipoca.
Three points each.
Very well, so at this point...
At this point, I'm still going to be last.
Are they in the lead?
Gabriela in the lead with 17, then Ana with 14, then
Margarida with 10, Gilmario with 9, and Pedro with 8.
Let's give our contestants a round of applause.
You're on a roll, baby.
Baby, baby, baby.
Hey Markly, and what's the next task?
A singular task?
No, no, my dear Taskmaster.
It's not just one, not two tasks, not three, not four tasks, not five,
not six tasks.
It's seven tasks.
Here, have a Taskmaster-ian Matryoshka doll.
Hello, I'm Mark.
Here I go.
Wonderful.
Senuno, shall we go bowling today, does that sound good?
We have quite the apparatus here, don't we?
Ouch... Ouch...
Complete seven tasks consecutively.
When you touch one of the envelopes, you have to read it and
perform the task before opening any of the others.
Beat the time as quickly as possible.
It starts now.
I'm going there.
Seven.
Seven tasks.
To do consecutively, in the order that
they wanted, because Taskmaster is a friend.
Taskmaster is cool.
I'm a good guy, right?
Does anyone doubt that?
Does anyone doubt that, my dear?
Nobody.
They could choose the order they wanted, but when they touched an
envelope, they were obligated to do the task in that same envelope.
I believe now that many people, at this point, might think the following.
So, the order in which
the tasks were basically carried out was completely
irrelevant.
And anyone who thinks that is completely mistaken.
Just follow the hands of the clock.
Starting at noon?
Yes.
And doing them all one after the other like that?
Tuca, tuca, tuca, tuca, tuca.
Yes, yes.
Let's start by seeing who did this more or less well.
Gilmário and Gabriela.
Complete the puzzle.
Where's the puzzle?
Puzzle!
Is that a puzzle?
Where's Markle?
Ah, the puzzle's here.
That little mouth is Vasco's spitting image.
You're not fooling me.
I was going to mention that when I started this program, I didn't even know Palmeirinho.
Okay, all done.
Hide the puzzle pieces.
In the garden.
I hid them.
But...
Hide the puzzle pieces in the garden.
I didn't read to the end.
Is someone supposed to find it in another task later?
That's that.
It's hidden, right?
In the garden.
It's hidden, nobody saw.
Put the wheelbarrow inside the caravan.
The wheelbarrow must stay in the caravan until the end of the task.
It has to stay completely inside it, I repeat.
It's completely inside.
It is.
Do you consider it to be inside?
It's in there.
Place 20 things bigger than a tennis ball inside the wheelbarrow.
Build a tower on your knees on this red carpet.
The tower must be at least 70 centimeters high
and must remain built until the end of the task.
And if it's bigger than a tennis ball?
Is it bigger than a tennis ball?
It is.
Is it?
It's alright.
It's half of me.
Is it really?
I don't know, but if it isn't, tell me right away so I don't waste time.
Stand behind the bay and slide the bowling ball to knock down one of the pins.
The bay and the pins cannot move from the place they are in.
Damn it!
Don't you want to clear up any doubts?
Do you believe it's there?
But how do you expect me to clear up doubts?
Ah, yes, madam.
This really...
There's a beautiful...
Stupid.
That's it, that's it.
How much did it come to?
54.
Okay, fine, that's cool.
Where are they?
They're not coming close enough.
Where are they?
But those aren't enough.
Oh, oh, oh!
I get it now!
Stop, Marco!
Damn!
No!
He doesn't want to play anymore.
I know.
That was two pins.
And on the way back, it'll give the other three.
Done.
Build a brick tower on this red carpet.
Place 20 things larger than a tennis ball inside the wheelbarrow.
Damn it.
10, 11, 12, 20.
I think that's way more than 70 centimeters.
Ta-da!
It's the last one.
Put one hand on your hip and keep it there until you complete all the tasks.
I won.
No.
How are you going to tell if it's 70 centimeters or not?
A ruler helps a lot.
I don't have that.
I do have...
Damn it.
70.
More than 70.
Stand behind the bay and slide the bowling ball to knock down one of the pins.
What a pain having the bricks in front.
I wanted to cry.
The bay is over there.
The ball is here.
The pins are over there.
And in the middle is this crap.
Yes.
Are you good at throwing with that hand?
No.
Put one hand on your hip and keep it there until you complete all the tasks.
I think I've completed them all.
I think so too.
And who says the pins can't be moved?
Everything you need to know is in an envelope.
You can take your hand off your hip now.
I'm really tired now.
It's a legitimate support.
Okay, okay.
To rest.
I wanted to shift into second.
The bay and the pins can't be moved from where they are.
Where they are is on top of that stripe that says taskmasters.
Do you consider this a victory of semantics?
Yes.
And one and two and...
Yes!
What?
You can't take them from where they are?
And you took them from where they were?
Yes.
No, but where they were specifically was on top of that stripe that says taskmasters.
And they stayed there.
If you closed your eyes and suddenly opened your eyes, they would be in the same place.
Alright, Gabriela.
Of course.
Magic.
Gilmario Vemba, you achieved what is called perfection in this task.
The last envelope you opened was the hand on the hip one.
Because the worst would be if the first one was the hand on the hip.
Blessed be the logic of following the clock here.
It was basically following that there.
Sorry, sorry to interrupt you.
But it's just that this gnome here...
Threw me off my logic.
I was going clockwise, just like you.
Because we are two very enlightened beings.
And suddenly there... Why are you going clockwise?
Choose another little envelope.
But anything from Maga is always good to doubt.
That's right.
He said that, but I preferred to ignore it and move on.
They were good trials, right?
They were, they were.
So, it's already clear that there was a perfect way
to do everything that this task was.
And the worst decision, I repeat, was clearly to open the envelope right away.
That ordered you to put your hand on the anchor.
Let's go to the next one.
Let's get to it.
I can say that Ana Garcia Martins, sweetest firecracker, didn't make the worst decision.
Didn't she?
No.
So everything went well.
This is already an exaggeration.
There's no specific order.
Can I choose whatever I want?
Place 20 things bigger than a tennis ball inside the wheelbarrow.
One, two, three, four...
Ten, eleven, twelve...
Put the wheelbarrow inside the caravan.
The wheelbarrow must stay in the caravan until the end of the task.
I can't deal with this.
Suddenly I'm the amazing Luca.
There's no more money.
We're sure this is it.
What do you want?
F***
Does this qualify as tennis within...
It qualifies.
Stand behind the bay and slide the bowling ball to knock down one of the pins.
The bay and the pins cannot leave the place where they are.
It's very far.
I wanted to do this with some dignity.
Ah!
F***ing hell.
I'll be here all day.
I screwed up.
Build a tower of bricks on this red carpet.
The tower must be at least seventy centimeters high.
And it must remain built until the end of the task.
A measuring tape would come in handy.
Okay.
Put one hand on your hip and keep it there until you complete all the tasks.
Come on.
Complete the puzzle.
Corners first, corners first.
If it isn't Vasco Palmeiri's prettiest little mug.
Hide the puzzle pieces in the garden.
You thought it was to screw over the next one, didn't you?
Thank you.
Didn't like it, didn't appreciate it.
It's not bad either.
That bowling, Pipoca, that bowling.
In my defense, the ball was extremely heavy.
I was, I don't know if you noticed, Gabriela's ball was green and mine was black.
It was much heavier.
What?
Now there's racism in the balls.
No, Gabriela found another ball.
Gabriela found another ball that was there.
Gabriela found another ball there.
Okay.
But that's what I'm saying.
It was humanly impossible, with my strength and the distance I was at,
and with it being inclined, the way it was made, I really couldn't do it.
So, I tried, countless times, no exaggeration.
Therefore, there was a task there that wasn't finished, but we'll talk about all that later.
Now, all that's left is to see how Pedro Alves and Margarida Corsair behaved.
The epic journey of these two was so great that I
feel like it binds them for all eternity.
It's as if they were one.
A hero, a hero whose name will be the fusion.
The fusion of Magui Corsair and Pedro Alves presents you Maguedro Corves.
It was all backwards.
It was all backwards?
It was all backwards.
Do we pity them?
No, not really.
Let's go.
You can choose any of these.
Okay.
Complete the puzzle.
How's the puzzle coming along?
Is it the Minions?
Yes.
Put one hand on your hip and keep it there until you complete all the tasks.
Okay.
Okay, I'll put my left one.
Look at the little urn here from the boss.
It's done.
Let's go to the other one.
Put one hand on your hip and keep it there until you complete the tasks.
Build a tower of bricks on this red carpet.
The tower must be at least 70 centimeters high
and must remain built until the end of the task.
Bricks?
Where are the bricks?
Where are they?
What?
Where could the bricks be?
Without taking my hand off my hip, of course.
Of course.
Now I'm going to walk like this in Fishmonger style.
Look at the little fish!
Bricks?
Where are the bricks?
I don't know.
Doesn't seem to be here.
Where could the brick be?
I don't know.
Around here?
There should be around here.
Oh, it's a pain in the ass.
I don't know how long I've been looking for this.
Look carefully.
In the trash?
Maybe it's not in the trash.
You're kidding me.
Okay.
Why am I so dumb sometimes, you know?
Gotta start doing this.
Audacious.
Where are you going?
A measuring tape?
Here.
What the hell.
I think it's really perfect now.
Ah, this one's perfect.
Open the other one, right?
Yes.
Stand behind the bay and slide the bowling ball to knock down one of the pins.
How did mine go that way, what an idiot?
The bricks in the middle, mate.
Maybe the front of the bay only counts from the bay onwards, and I'm behind it right now.
Who defines what's the front and what's the back?
If someone from that side showed up and asked where Margarida is?
If the person is there, I'm behind.
Ah, it's a kind of protective shield?
Place twenty things bigger than a tennis ball inside the wheelbarrow.
I'm so ashamed.
I am, I am.
I should get lighter things.
Twenty.
Oh no, Margarida.
Put the wheelbarrow inside the caravan.
The wheelbarrow must stay in the caravan until the task's final.
Something's occurring to you, isn't it?
What was that rule over there?
They're fragile.
Don't start.
The tower must remain built until the end of the task.
You knocked down a mosquito.
Don't land any mosquitoes.
Sorry.
I thought it was easy.
Why didn't you warn me?
No.
Do me a favor.
Don't comment.
Now you have to go back.
Look at my hand.
Go, go, go, go.
Go to the brick.
Go.
Oh, yeah.
How many things?
Now they're here.
And they have... Twenty.
Does that have to stay in the cart too?
Yes.
There you go.
Decided now?
No, no.
You have to put the cart in there.
Place twenty things bigger than a tennis ball inside the wheelbarrow.
But...
Don't talk.
Man, I'm so stupid, dude.
Look, there's the mechanic.
You took care of that.
You don't think this will amount to anything?
I don't know.
I'd love it if it did.
Eighteen.
Nineteen.
Twenty.
Twenty-one.
Here it is.
Okay.
Ah, I don't think this is going to work.
Yeah.
I thought it would work.
Put the wheelbarrow inside the caravan.
The wheelbarrow must stay in the caravan until the end of the task.
I have moments... It's not you I want to.
It's the boss, really.
Ow!
Azevara!
Oh God, I can't believe it.
Where's another one?
Fourteen.
Twenty.
Twenty-one.
In case any of them fail in size, this one is here to make up for it.
Okay?
Okay.
Completes the puzzle.
Choose the puzzle pieces in the garden.
I think that in this garden, to make it complete, it's really missing this pineapple with legs.
Jump.
Choose the puzzle pieces in the garden.
Done?
Okay.
Ready.
Sorry.
Look at this, like a soaking wet bull.
Can I take my hand off now?
Yes, yes, yes.
Wheelbarrow, I would have loved to have seen it destroyed.
Now, about the bay.
The bay?
I was after the bay.
Amazing bay management.
Indeed.
Angry green love.
Love.
It's because you get angry at everything.
With yourself, with me, with Marco, with life.
I went looking for bricks over there and they were right next to me, in the trash can, man.
I was always hurting Marco, but...
In the midst of all that, you didn't get to a philosophical question, which is the bay.
Marida, tell me then about this philosophical question of what's front and what's back.
But it's true.
What's front and what's back?
In the world.
It wasn't defined.
It wasn't.
I'm just going to give you some advice.
When you're riding the subway, when the lady says, stay behind the yellow line...
Don't play that game.
Okay?
What's next, Marco?
Little points?
Let's get to the points.
Let's go then.
So let's start with who did the thing in 16 minutes and 40 and received 5 points.
Gilmário.
Gilmário!
With 4 points, 25 minutes and 38 seconds.
Pipoca plus 12.
Pipoca with 4 points.
Despite the whole volume.
3 points, 37 minutes and 58 seconds for Gabriela.
Gabriela with 3 points, very good.
Margarida did 38 minutes and 4 seconds, receives 2 points.
Ok.
58 minutes!
Pedro, in fact, wasn't the worst time.
He did 36 minutes and 16 seconds, but only completed 3 of the 7 tasks successfully.
How?
And that's why one point.
A little point.
But a well-applauded little point for Pedro!
What's the leaderboard looking like at this point?
Gabriela is in the lead with 20, then Ana with 18,
Gilmário with 14, Margarida with 12, and Pedro with 9.
Nuno, are you up for another task?
What do we have now, Fran?
We have pasta now, pasta and a citrus fruit.
You're going to scare me here at the entrance, aren't you?
Every time I come in here, it reminds me of those horror movies and stuff.
..
I'm already scared.
What is this?
It's, we have cooking... You're very far, Marca.
Today I feel like watching this spectacle from afar.
Let's see what's going on here.
Put the spaghetti in the orange.
The orange cannot leave the lab.
The winner is the one with the most spaghetti inside the orange.
You have 10 minutes.
For the last 8 minutes, you must have your feet on the mark on the floor.
In the last 8 minutes?
Wait.
So I only have 2 minutes, if I want to do something, to get out of here?
Is that it?
So I think it's too much spaghetti and not enough orange.
Wait.
I don't mean the time starting now, you understand?
I said now, didn't I?
Ah, f***.
Put the spaghetti on the orange.
It's an order, but many possible ways to fulfill that same order.
Precisely.
Pay attention to the rules.
The orange could never leave the laboratory.
The test lasted 10 minutes and only during the first 2 minutes our
competitors could leave that red mark that was on the floor.
During the other 8 minutes they always had to keep their little feet on the maraquinha.
Let's start by seeing who then.
Let's start with Margarida Corceiro and Gabriela Barros.
Let's prepare for the suffering.
Did they suffer a lot, poor things?
No, it was more the orange.
The orange.
Poor thing.
Go on.
I wonder if this will stick like this?
Oh my God, this is going to burst, won't it?
No, it won't, it won't.
I'm going to get utensils.
But wait, why would I leave the lab with the orange?
No.
Am I being too obvious with what I'm doing?
But this is it, right?
For fuck's sake.
Spaghetti in the orange.
I'm going to keep doing this, I don't care.
I don't care.
Could I be doing something much better?
Okay.
Is there more spaghetti here?
Seriously, come on.
I'm scared.
Oh, oh, oh.
What's going to happen?
Why is it dark?
I'm going to adjust it in my hand.
Oh, oh, oh.
I hate the dark.
Why is it dark?
Ugh, I hate this shit.
I hate the dark.
Stop, stop, stop.
Come on.
Please, please.
Why is it dark?
I'm scared.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I don't like it, I'm really scared.
I don't want to play anymore.
Oh, the feet, right?
They're here.
I'm doing this sweating bullets.
Oh, jeez.
Hummm, gross.
Ta-da!
I won!
Squeeze!
Light!
Put the spaghetti on the orange, that's what I did.
I won.
The fire's great.
That's amazing.
Can I leave?
That's amazing.
Thank you.
See you next time.
Goodbye.
Didn't find it great.
I didn't like this task.
Bye.
It's the dark one, I won.
It's the dark one.
Margarida, it's good to finally have a task where, in several instances, you were like
'Am I doing this right? Am I doing this right?' and you
came out of it like, 'I am the queen of Taskmaster.'
I know, I put the spaghetti, the more spaghetti there was.
And I liked that.
There's more spaghetti.
That one was enough.
But that one was there.
But no more fit.
But it was going so well that it then became a destruction.
What?
But the orange couldn't be destroyed.
What we asked for is spaghetti inside the orange.
Ok.
So, we've already seen two little oranges.
Yes.
And tell me about numbers.
Gabriela managed to put 521 spaghetti in the orange.
521?
But it went outside the circle, didn't it?
Margarida managed to put 948 spaghetti.
That's it, Margarida.
Glad this was the last one.
Now we'll have Pedro Alves and Ana Garcia Martins making art with dough and fruit.
Let's go.
I have two minutes to get the citrus fruit on the shelf.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
May I?
Just grabbing something.
I was already circling.
Made it in time.
Okay?
This is going to be boi saico now, isn't it?
Good.
Okay, what am I going to try to do?
Perforate.
And obviously I want to take advantage of the consumption, right?
I'm going to stick the most spaghetti in here.
Hold on a second.
That I'm going to get it.
Oh!
And now?
Okay.
It's cool.
It's actually cool.
It's funny.
That's just what we needed.
Your purposes, you cannibals.
I don't know if someone could turn on a light, no?
Isn't that right?
A little spaghetti.
In here, into the little hole.
Does this have some purpose?
In life?
Or...
No.
Let's learn a lesson from this.
Some teaching.
You see.
Man, he didn't look.
It was unintentional.
It fell on its own.
It's called the law of gravity.
May I?
Live here.
I had a knife.
Where is it?
I have to feel around to see where I can make holes.
I feel like I'm in fifth grade doing a project for
science class, which is invariably going to be crap.
I'll have enough less.
When I see the light on, this also serves as a work of art here.
Wow!
How beautiful!
Did they turn on the light?
Ah!
Is it over?
Done.
So that's it.
It's beautiful.
Isn't it?
Done.
What do I do with this?
Watch out for the drunks.
Done.
It's delivered.
A good greeting.
That's what I wish.
I had this object at home.
Me too?
A little bit.
It went well.
There's a work there that...
So I think this should also count for something.
There was a very important rule.
That already screwed Gabriela over.
Everything went dark in that round.
It went well, second.
You could see the logo that said Taskmaster without the little feet in this logo.
I thought I'd take advantage of the light being reflected from the logo and I crouched down.
In that crouch, a foot slipped.
One foot.
It wasn't 10 minutes of the task, Gabriela.
But a little bit was enough, and we actually saw
how many spaghetti strands did Pipoca put there?
379.
But unfortunately, it won't count.
It'll only give you one point.
Pedro strongly stuck 622 spaghetti.
622 spaghetti in that orange.
We're in this together.
We're going to recover.
We're not going to win today.
We're still going to recover.
You never know.
It's game until the end.
Now, we still have to see the orange, the work
what Gilmário Vemba did in this task.
Gilmário complained a lot.
Complaints regarding my tone.
Complaints regarding the lack of light.
And, above all, complaints regarding the sweetness of the orange.
He complained about everything.
Always.
It was impossible.
It was a mosquito in the dark.
Spaghetti in the orange.
Calm down.
Wait there.
Okay?
I'm still in.
I am.
Good.
Basically, the spaghetti has to be in here, inside the orange.
You need to know how to be in an envelope.
Yes, yes.
I'm trying to confirm.
I don't need to have that attitude.
As if I were a stranger on this program.
The spaghetti has to be in here.
Now.
Yes.
Angola moment.
That never happened again in my whole life.
Damn.
The light went out.
Courage.
But the brand is good.
Is this on purpose?
It was.
Wait a minute.
Does the test continue?
You need to be in an envelope that you won't be able to read now.
Seriously.
Working blindly.
It's dark in here.
I'm Black.
I'm wearing black.
I don't know how you guys are planning to get this past them at home.
And I'm trying to make this as clean as possible.
And for some strange reason I feel more comfortable working like this in the dark.
Right?
It's like a person is making a baby.
It is what it is.
In the dark, the baby always comes out better.
With good contours.
So I can have the experience of a five-star production.
How did this go from listening to spaghetti to how to make a baby?
What am I doing now?
I should have foreseen that it was too easy.
What are you doing, Gilmario?
Well, at this moment I am trying to introduce
the largest amount of spaghetti into an orange.
Epa, now I don't know where the flipping orange lid went.
Ok.
I was looking for this crap here.
Is it pretty?
Ah!
Do you want to put a lid on top?
Just put the lid on.
I'm not going to add another drop of spaghetti.
Just to be separate here.
So you can visualize it.
Now, tell me, from a hygienic point of view, what I did here,
preserving the orange juice, doesn't it?
Look here.
Isn't it one of the best oranges?
And Portugal being the country of oranges is a shame
that they have given me here an orange of terrible quality.
Thank you guys.
I think that we did a good job.
Right there.
We have the orange complete with pasta.
Thank you, Gilmario.
Thank you.
I see you guys are all...
I'm gonna hear Adélia right now.
It's beautiful.
I'm very proud of this work.
It's very beautiful.
Of course, I didn't just realize...
I realized that the spaghetti was really supposed to be inside the orange.
It wasn't like killing the orange.
It was supposed to be more or less hidden inside the orange.
But what impressed me the most was the fact that meticulous work of cutting the
pasta because you cut it with a knife, didn't you?
It really was like that.
Really out there hurting Italians in the dark.
And how do you count all these broken spaghetti?
Leave it, the production knows how to do it.
With a lot of patience.
Everything was counted.
92 broken spaghetti inside the open orange.
92 spaghetti.
A round of applause for Gilmario Vemba.
92.
If I knew it was so little, they wouldn't comment.
Oh Marco, so we had two ladies step off the mark.
We had two ladies step off the mark.
Take a point there.
Gabriela and Ana each receive a point.
Gilmario receives 3 points.
Pedro 4 points.
And Margarida 5 points.
Bring the girl's oranges.
Let's go to the final challenge.
With what point?
Gabriela in the lead with 21 Popcorn, Ana with 19 O
Gilmario and Margarida with 17 And Pedro with 13.
A round of applause for our five.
13, 17, 17, 21.
No, but you're going to the final challenge.
What does this mean?
That only Pedro can't win today's Taskmaster.
You have 13 points.
But any of the other four can win today's Taskmaster.
And who knows if the five points I'm going to give next might not be
essential, preponderant for one of you
to win Taskmaster season 5.
And take Vasco's head home.
Good luck to everyone.
Let's give out the last points of the night, of this season 5 of Taskmaster.
So I ask you to lift those little legs and those glutes.
Go to the stage with this applause, our five magnificent ones.
Let's go, mate!
Let's go to the last task of this season.
Yes, sir.
I'll give it to Margarida Corceiro, our guest, to read.
An applause for Margarida Corceiro.
Thank you very much.
Throw your eggs and your spoons so that
they are the shortest possible distance from each other.
Both eggs and spoons must pass beyond the qualifying line.
So, beyond the red line.
If your egg or your spoon falls off the platform, you're eliminated.
The contestant with the greatest distance between
the egg and the spoon each round is eliminated.
If your egg doesn't break, the distance will be reduced by half.
Good.
The last one standing wins.
Any questions, my dears?
Nothing.
The person with the most points so far, Gabriela Barros, will start.
Applause for Gabriela.
Let's get this started.
Good luck.
Look, now that you're in the middle, please remove the eggs and spoons from the middle.
Show us how it's done.
Oh, oh, oh.
First goes the spoon.
She threw and...
Exciting, exciting.
Fantastic.
And she throws the egg and... Ah!
The paint stayed.
We're going to measure, in a little while, the distance between the paint and the spoon.
Therefore, Gabriel, in the game.
A round of applause for Gabriela.
I'm with Ana Garcia Martins.
I don't want to.
Oh, you'll have to.
It's a color...
It's the very first one.
I'm going to whistle.
I don't want to.
Ow, ow, ow.
Hello, Ana Garcia Martins.
You should also opt for the spoon.
Passed.
Oh!
It's Gilmario Vemba's turn.
This is that popcorn technique, isn't it?
What's alright?
Assertive.
Look, my question is about my trail, where do you count from?
From the paint closest to the spoon.
Silence.
Gilmario, you can go.
Hey!
It's becoming a Pollock here, isn't it?
It is, it is, it is.
Applause for Gilmario Vemba.
Margarida.
I want to win.
Hold on tight.
Oh, I'm scared.
That was bad, that was bad.
That was good.
And let's go again.
Cabruta.
Which is worse.
And now Pedro Alves.
I love smashing shit.
Laughter.
Paint.
I'm going to whistle.
There's no order.
There's no order, you can throw the egg first, if you want.
Laughter.
Let me play?
I'll let you, I'll let you, of course.
Applause.
It stayed whole.
Thank you, Pedro.
Applause.
So, in this round, the illuminated one is Pedro Alves.
Applause for our Pedro.
Applause.
So, Marco, we're going to have to clean here.
We're going to have to clean, yes.
Because we have to, for the second round, have everything nice and clean again.
That's right.
It'll make your life easier, so, let's clean.
Let's move forward, let's get here now in the normal order.
That's it.
Ana, you're going to start everything.
Hummm.
Yellow.
So much emotion.
With cutlery and eggs.
I'm going to whistle.
The spoon stays.
Applause.
Well done.
Have you played this before?
Yes, yes.
Gilmari.
This is where I stay.
Wow, it was here, man.
Ah!
The ink.
Long live the ink!
The ink too.
The ink.
The ink too.
Barbershopde.
Barbershop.
It's always very exciting.
I wish I didn't break the egg.
Yes.
Follow the technique.
If you hold on very tight, it might not break.
Pedro did well.
Don't hold the egg with too much love, or it will have to continue.
Here.
Well, we have to observe what's going on here, don't we?
If I'm not mistaken, Magui started as a newbie and now she's already...
I was coming next Saturday!
Just invite me!
Yellow, 3 cm.
From the paint to the spoon.
Popcorn yellow.
Here, the green...
is...
6 cm.
And between the blue spoon and the paint closer?
Blue...
is precisely, 9 cm.
And here, mate, it's on top.
It's on top, it's on top.
So blue is the unit.
Blue is life.
Yellow, let's go to round 3.
Let's go, Ana Garcia Martins, bad and sweet popcorn.
Am I too?
Yes.
Good order.
I sense some injustice in this.
Oh, I feel so sick with this joke.
I'm going to burst.
Maintain the technique.
The spoon.
It's Gil Mário's turn.
But there's paint on the spoon.
Yes.
There's a symbiosis.
The spoon and the egg are one.
He stretched it.
There's paint.
There is paint, yes sir.
He stretched it and didn't break the paper.
Corceiro, do we try the same or not?
I won't be able to do the same.
You will.
Let's do this, I'm going to paint.
Okay, I'll try.
I liked it a lot.
Ooh.
Tension in the studio.
Did it stretch out, or what?
No.
It didn't stretch out.
Which means that in this round, the one who is eliminated is our guest, Margarida Corceiro.
Let's give Magui a round of applause.
Brave.
Sporting.
That was good.
That means we're going to the grand finale.
Gil Moca.
Yes.
Ana, please.
Let's do this.
Good luck.
The ink went over the top.
I'm screwed.
Mr. Mário.
There's ink on the spoon.
Therefore, the only chance you have is to tie by putting ink on the spoon.
That's it.
Always say your focus.
Ah!
Ink on the spoon.
And he's going to do it.
He did it.
We have one for home, Gil Mário.
They're tied.
You have it on both spoons.
Well, we have to go to a tiebreaker round.
Marco, do you have blindfolds with you, or not?
Vasco, you couldn't have planned it better.
I never leave home without them.
Ok.
Attention, Gil Mário is known to have a poor sense of direction.
It's so the staff can hear him during the trials, isn't it?
With blindfolds.
So, Ana Garcia Martins, please.
You can get your spoon.
Approach the mark.
Nuno, please.
She can do it.
Just have to check if... that's it, that's it.
Seems to me that it is.
Look, there's a lady right in your direction, good.
Great.
Shall we get to it?
For sale.
For sale, of course.
I love it.
He's studying the regulations now of the...
November sale.
Gil Mário, sale.
Yes.
I'll proceed to blow the whistle then.
Ouch.
In the field.
Almost.
He saw the first one.
This means that the five points of this program go to
Ana Garcia Martins, who wins today's program.
An applause for Ana Garcia Martins!
That is to say, Ana.
Ana.
Ana, these prizes, these prizes are yours, today's, but who is the
big winner of season 5 of Taskmaster?
That requires a whole lot of pomp and circumstance, that we quickly clear
this whole stage, that we put the chairs back, because one of you next
is going to be crowned as the king of the Taskmasters of this season 5.
A round of applause for our 5 magnificent ones!
Congratulations, Ana!
Ana is the winner of today's program, program 10,
but who will be the winner of the season?
First of all, I want to thank, and I thank Magui Corceiro, but I thank
all the guests who, throughout this season,
came here and gave their earnest effort in this chair.
It was an excellent competition.
You realized how things work.
It heated up!
It heated up.
Now, we have 4 regulars.
We have 4 regulars.
And one of them will be the winner of the season
5 of Taskmaster and will take home my fool.
Markle, do you have the results?
Let's get to it, Vasco.
In fourth place, with a total of 176 accumulated points...
Oh, the drum rolls!
It's starting with the drum rolls already!
Pedro Alves!
Pedro!
In third place, with 189 points...
Gabriela Barros!
Gabi!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Yes, yes.
Her fingers are crossed.
Yes, yes.
It's the taking part that counts.
Good?
Go, Gilmario, go.
Attention, there are 7 points separating first from second place.
Wow!
7 points.
7 measly points.
Second place has 199.
First place has 206.
Okay?
The big winner is...
Gilmario Vemba!
Watch your head.
Gilmario!
With the words.
What does your heart say at this moment?
I need to cross the Atlantic.
It's kilometers and kilometers away.
I abandoned family, friends.
I dedicated myself to this.
It was three championships.
And I told my family that the third was the one.
If I didn't win Taskmaster today, I wouldn't need to call myself husband or father.
Okay, it was important.
I'd abandon everything and run away to the Amazon.
And I'd stay there living with the animals.
Thank you, Taskmaster.
Thank you.
Congratulations, Gilmario.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you to everyone who, week after week, watched another season of Taskmaster.
And before we leave, I just want to say the following.
At the end of this season, we say thank you to you for being with us.
And not with you, with TVI.
A comedian, an influencer, an actor, and an actress.
People who really busted their humps.
But who were also happy.
To be a part of this, you need crazy people.
Who work with their head, with their feet, and even with their mouths.
Yes.
We're closing this now.
But we're not going away.
We'll be back.
For more Taskmaster!
Thank you!