Rosie commands her goose to lay golden eggs

Rosie’s presentation takes place at night in the garden of the Taskmaster house. She is seated on a chair near the stage, wearing a black cloak and gloves, and speaks in French into a small, old-fashioned director’s megaphone, saying “Mesdames, messieurs… bonjour. Je vous presente Le Goose”.

Alex is then revealed in a spotlight on the stage, dressed all in white, with a hoop skirt inverted on his upper legs and waist to form a body shape somewhat resembling a bird’s. He also has an orange beak and feet which are made out of paper.

Rosie commands the goose to honk, then back onto a makeshift nest, before instructing it to lay three large golden eggs. She then commands the goose to dance for her, and it performs a dance to some piano music, while she encourages it with comments of “Bon” and “Bien”.

Rosie ends her presentation by stating “I am… happy”, with a very serious expression, before the spotlight on the goose is turned off.

In the studio, Greg describes the presentation as “Wonderful and insane”, before confirming with Rosie that the woman she was playing was French, and then observing that “she has limited French”. When Rosie says that she thought Alex had done a very good job, Greg swiftly moves on.

Greg ultimately decides to award 5 points to Rosie for her “mysterious goose”.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)