Concetta gives Tom Cashman a makeover

Concetta’s instructional video is styled like a modern Instagram or YouTube make-up tutorial, and features Tom Cashman as her model.

She welcomes the Taskmaster to her channel, and announces that she’s about to create the “coolest, sickest look ever”. She introduces Tom as “Tomothy Cashman” and then begins by applying a base to his eyes, stating that she’s trying to remove his grease. She then adds colour and contour, commenting on Tom’s pout.

As she adds blush, Concetta calls Tom cute. She then insists that mascara is essential because “it’s so slutty”. When Tom opens his eyes to reveal his long lashes, Concetta claims that all the camera guys in the room became aroused immediately, so they’re on the right track.

Concetta notes they probably should have exfoliated first, pointing out Tom’s “dry, crusty lips”, but says that they don’t have time. She ends her tutorial by stating “This is how you go from looking drab to fab.”

In the studio, Tom Gleeson says that he’d learned something — but mostly about Tom Cashman’s lips. He says that the video had reminded him of all the Instagram reels he usually scrolls past. He then admits that it was all new to him, but was proud to have used the word “scrolling”.

Concetta earns 4 points for her tutorial.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)