Madeleine’s useless robot vacuum

Madeleine brings in a robot vacuum named Roombot, stating that the batteries don’t last long, and tend to run out in inconvenient places, making the robot hard to find. She claims that she once lost it for months.

Jeremy suggests that her issues with the robot vacuum were “user error”, and awards her last place, with 1 point. Madeleine reacts by suggesting that he should buy one because “it will haunt you”.

(Written by David Fuller and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)