Hadi the environmental pig

In Hadi’s movie, Mark (wearing a long blonde hippie wig) is chained to a tree in the middle of a forest, yelling protest chants about climate change, and clutching a sign which reads “There is NO planet B!”.

Hadi walks by, finishes a beer he is drinking, and then carelessly tosses the empty can to the ground.

Their eyes meet across the forest, and Mark hisses that Hadi is an “environmental pig” for littering.

When Hadi confronts Mark on his name-calling, Mark doubles down, taunting Hadi more slowly, to make sure the insult is understood.

Hadi then approaches the still-chained Mark with a roll of cling-film, and starts to wrap Mark’s entire body with it – apparently intending to suffocate him to death.

Hadi stops to taunt Mark about the fact that his nose is about to be covered in cling-film, but then immediately discovers that his roll has already been completely spent on covering the rest of Mark’s body.

In the studio, Hadi points out that not only is the ending of his film anti-climactic, but that the entire thing was anti-climate, and that he’d even used an “anti-climate” film (i.e.

the non-biodegradable cling-film) [note: this ‘anti-climate’/’anti-climactic’ wordplay works slightly better in Danish than in English].

Lasse awards Hadi last place, “because someone has to get one point”.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)