Josh’s bottle of water

Josh says he finds the thought of getting married quite terrifying and had found this task quite stressful.

When he says he can’t imagine marrying anything, Anne shouts out “I voted ‘yes’ for nothing!” (referring to the national postal survey Australia had in 2017, seeking public consensus on legalising same-sex marriage).

Josh’s prize submission is water because he claims you’re never going to regret marrying water. He states that ‘til death do you part’ seems like a lot, and he doesn’t know what’s next for him in life, but he knows he will definitely get thirsty.

Tom Gleeson says he feels like he’s seen Josh’s prize submission before, so he awards him just 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)