Jenny’s plan B pill

Jenny brings in the plan B contraceptive pill.

She states that if you take one, it saves you, but then taking more of them gets progressively worse. She also points out that it’s called the ‘plan B’ pill, not ‘plan B to Z’ pill.

Tom Gleeson highlights the fact that Jenny had claimed the pill ‘saves’ you, asking whether she meant that it “saves you from the blessing of having children”.

Jenny also notes that her father is in the audience that day, and so for his sake claims that she’s never taken a plan B pill, and in fact doesn’t even know what it is.

Jenny earns 5 points.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)