Emma’s ex-boyfriend

Emma brings in a USB stick full of information about her ex-boyfriend, who she claims is the best thing that’s been inside of her.

When Greg asks what his best quality was, as a boyfriend, Emma states that he was “nice to be around”, and then adds that he’d dumped her. Andy jumps in quickly after this comment to ask “Did he eject you safely?”.

Greg ultimately awards Emma 4 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)