Jack draws on a dirty window

Jack heads to the caravan, where he covers the inside of one of the windows in chocolate spread, and then draws in it with his fingers.

As he draws, he notes that it’s the sort of thing you usually see happening on the back of a van, with people writing things into the dirt such as “I wish my wife was this dirty”.

In the studio, it’s revealed that Jack’s picture was of Tower Bridge in London, shrouded in fog, with the moon suspended in the sky behind one of the towers. Greg claims that the accompaniment of Emma’s haunting song while he looked at the image had taken him back, and that “I’d imagined myself one of the cockle children of the Thames” (thus coining the episode title).

Greg ultimately awards Jack 4 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)