Mel’s cheap duvet

Mel brings in a low cost “doona” (duvet).

When Tom Gleeson asks her if she thinks is better than that, she affirms that she is “so much better” than that.

Mel explains that there are no natural fibres in the doona, claiming that it is not only a fire hazard, but also communicates to whomever shares your bed what you think they are worth.

Tom Gleeson responds by saying that Mel has reminded him of his fear of waking up with someone pretentious at the end of his bed.

Mel earns just 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)