Concetta’s creepy pinkeye doll

Concetta brings in a creepy-looking doll which she claims has pinkeye. Referring back to the discussion of Aaron’s prize task submission, she claims that the doll really wants to get into the bed to ‘short-sheet’ you, as well, before admitting that she also doesn’t know the term means.
When Tom Gleeson asks Concetta why she would be worried about the pinkeye, she claims that conjunctivitis is a hidden problem in the country.
Concetta earns 3 points.
(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by JoGo and Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)