Alex’s lazy cuisine

Alex brings in a plate of beef tartare, attempting to justify his choice by simply saying “It’s a cow. He’s dead.”

An underwhelmed Louis says that what bothers him about Alex on the show isn’t his ideas, or even the results that come from his ideas, but his overall laziness.

When Alex pushes back by claiming that Louis is just as lazy, Louis asks if Alex had even made the tartare himself. Alex insists that he did, but Louis promptly calls him out for lying. Alex claims to know how to cook precisely two things: cereal and tartare.

Louis is feeling particularly generous, and awards everyone joint second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)