Tom Cashman cheats on Concetta, then hands her some dog shit

When Concetta asks Tom Cashman if he could play a guy who has cheated on her, Tom tells her that he is actually quite loyal, causing Concetta to laugh out loud.

After suggesting that they try a bit of improv, Concetta gets into character and demands of Tom “Who is she?”. When Tom responds that her name is Emma, Concetta says “You’re just going to say her name? That whore!”, and Tom replies by saying that Emma is awesome.

Concetta’s actual scene begins with her sitting in the bathtub in the garden, and talking to herself in the mirror, telling herself that “today is the day he is going to propose”. Tom is then shown, behind the caravan, kissing a mannequin.

After Concetta then tells herself that Tom’s been sneaking around, trying to find her the perfect engagement ring, Tom is seen telling the mannequin, Emma, that he loves sexting her on his iPad.

Tom and Concetta are then seen slowly walking, a couple of steps at a time, towards one another. Tom then gets down on one knee, causing Concetta to take a deep breath, before he picks something up from the grass and says “I found this dog shit on the ground. I thought you’d like it.” Concetta bats the dog shit off of Tom’s hand, screams “You don’t know me at all!”, and then runs off.

In the studio, when Tom Gleeson asks Tom Cashman if he often offers women dog shit, Lesser Tom points out that the film had been scripted by Concetta. Tom Gleeson goes on to say that while he doesn’t think Tom Cashman has kissed a mannequin before, Concetta has definitely sat in a bathtub talking to herself in the mirror. Concetta confirms to him that “That’s a self-care Sunday”.

Tom Gleeson says that he feels like the emotions were real, and he awards Concetta 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)