Pete brings in his nan’s ashes

Pete states that when he thinks of ‘quaint’, he thinks of his nan.

He says that he was going to bring in her tea-cosy, but didn’t think that was enough, so he has instead brought in her tea-cosy, covering the urn containing her ashes.

He claims that she was alive just three days ago, and stresses how much the show means to him.

When Tom Gleeson clarifies with Pete that he is suggesting that the tea-cosy is quaint, and not his nan’s death, Pete claims that the death was also quite quaint, as it was a knitting accident.

Pete earns 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo & Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)