Lisa paints an abstract horse

Lisa makes lots of noises as she rides round on the horse. At one point, while bouncing up and down, she says that she’s just peed, and that she’s never having children now.

When Lisa shows Alex her picture and claims that it looks like a horse, Alex asks “A green one?”, prompting her to yell “It’s abstract, you douche bag!”

In the studio, claims that ‘douche bag’ is not a familiar phrase in the UK, and he asks her if it’s a nice thing. Lisa responds that it’s not nice in this context, because “As you know, I friggin’ hate you!”

Ron points out that the horse is the same colour as Lisa’s hair.

Lisa earns 2 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)