Ron crawls on all fours

Ron crawls to the microwave on all fours, while shouting “This doesn’t count as steps!” and “It’s not great for the knees, I’ll tell you that!”

When he has to cross a section of woodchip mulch, he notes “Now, that’s worse.”

Ron reaches the microwave after 2 minutes while taking no steps, and ends up with bloody knees and 5 points for his trouble.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)