Fatiha’s snooty Swiss chocolate

Fatiha brings in a bar of Swiss chocolate.

She argues that the adverts for Swiss chocolate are “so extra”, featuring “a little chef in a little hat” (whom she imitates as having a French accent), and that “they’ve got a nice kitchen”.

When she’s done, Greg asks “So you brought a bar of chocolate in, yeah?”.

When it comes time to assign points, Alex reminds Greg to “Remember that the Swiss chefs are making the chocolates in kitchens”.

Greg initially can’t make his mind up whether the Swiss chocolate or Rosie’s red wine decanter is the least snooty, but when Fatiha mistakenly says that the chocolate is “made in Swissland”, Greg announces “And that, my friend, is the final nail in the coffin”.

Fatiha earns just 1 point.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)