Stevie’s snooty tortoise portrait

Stevie brings in a portrait of her pet tortoise dressed in an Admiral’s military uniform.

She notes that the tortoise’s neck is bent at a weird angle, and that it doesn’t have a shell.

When Jason asks how they’d managed to get the tortoise into the uniform, Greg notes how “naïve” Americans are. Jason then plays into this, asking “And is that her actual rank?”.

Greg loves Stevie’s snooty tortoise, but ultimately awards her 4 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)