Aaron’s laser koala bobblehead

Aaron also brings in a bobblehead, but this one is a koala with an ‘I ❤️ Australia’ sticker on it.

He claims that it’s better than Pete’s bobblehead, because it also has laser pointers attached to its head. He mentions the most recent football World Cup, during which fans had used laser pointers to distract penalty takers, making international news.

Aaron adds that it was difficult to get the item into Melbourne, as laser pointers are illegal there. He jokes they were banned by Dan Andrews (the former Premier of the state of Victoria) because they distracted him too much.

Aaron earns 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)