Mel’s harmonica

Mel brings in a harmonica, explaining that she finds it incredibly distracting because she cannot resist blowing into one whenever she sees it. She pre-emptively hushes Rhys, assuming that they won’t be able to resist the temptation to seize upon the inuendo potential of the statement, then says “I can fit my mouth on that, around that, in that”, causing Rhys to struggle to stay quiet, and then slide off their chair in laughter.

Mel also points out that the harmonica would slide around on the dashboard, making noise, and would therefore be even more distracting.

Mel earns 4 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)