Phil's story about an ogre

Here's a brief description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working writing up more detail!

Phil decided to tell his story rather than write it, claiming he was using oral tradition like Homer wrote the Iliad. His story was: "An ogre was hungry. Ate a child. It was his". He crossed the finish line in 2 minutes and 16 seconds.

(Written by Taskmaster Wiki contributors)