Joe's wedding certificate

Joe brings in his wedding certificate, which he claims his wife told him he could not bring in, but he brought in anyway. He also claims to be terrified of his wife, emphasising that he’s “gone big, early” with this prize submission.

Greg decides to put Joe in first place because he finds the idea of Joe being single so sad. Joe is very happy with the points, but Katherine claims that the marriage is a ‘sham’ anyway.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)