Jacob performs a song about Tuscany dromedary camels

Jacob’s word is ‘Toscana dromedar’ [‘Tuscany dromedary’]. Jacob’s music video involves him dressed up as a camel, singing and rapping about the differences between the Tuscany Dromedary and Santa Claus.

Mark plays one of the Tuscany Dromedary’s victims, as well as one of the monk back-up singers (the other is also played by Jacob).

The translated lyrics to his song are as follows:

Tuscany dromedary, Tuscany dromedary
Santa Claus gives; the dromedary takes
All the shit you were carrying
As you came here, you must come from here
Without a boat or home bar
Without a smartphone from Qatar
Until you have nothing, but quality time with Papa
[Monks] Tuscany dromedary, Tuscany dromedary, Tuscany dromedary
Tuscany dromedary
Santa dies of a heart attack
The dromedary is a vegetarian
Eats Mediterranean food
Rooted olive oil shots
With confection it goes nuts
If you live long, you will have good odds
[Monks] Tuscany dromedary, Tuscany dromedary
[Rap] You don't lose your aunt
But the hot tub costs
And a working week of 80 hours until you're in the womb
You can get festivals and colours at the nearest monastery
It doesn’t cost a damn
High five for Cosa Nostra
Tuscany dromedary

Jacob earns first place for his song.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)