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Stephania performs a song about poop

Stephania’s word is ‘menneskepolse’ [‘human sausage’ - i.e. poop].

Stephania seems to be the only one who uses an existing song – she writes her lyrics to the tune of Jingle Bells.

Her music video is, as Lasse comments, a Morten Korch-like universe (Danish writer who wrote populist stories and romances about rural Denmark), with plenty of lights, greenery, and bows. Mark is not present in the music video.

The translated lyrics to her song are as follows:

Now it's Christmas
It's time for pork roast
And it's coming out the other way
It's a special time
With Christmas magic
And, of course, that's all of the human sausage
Human sausage, human sausage
You are just so sweet
Especially during the Christmas season
You get extra soft
Oh, human sausage, human sausage
You are absolutely perfect
When I look at you I feel like [eating] a little confection

Stephania earns second place for her song.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)

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