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Thomas performs a song about Islam

Thomas’ word is ‘Islam’. His music video is of him sitting down in front of a series of backgrounds changing between Christmas food and war pictures while holding a gun and eating meat.

We later see that he is sitting on a toilet with his pants down. Mark is the one changing the backgrounds.

The translated lyrics to his song are as follows:

Christmas Day is no reason to conquer Denmark. What?
We have eaten pig non-stop
So our soldiers would throw up
If they stop and get up
Therefore, thank you to all those
Who have a different food culture
Because they don't have diarrhoea

Thomas earns fourth place for his song.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)

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