Thomas sets Santa on fire

Thomas decides to burn Santa, reasoning that it would be much easier to pass the ashes of what Santa used to be through a very tiny opening.

He puts Santa in a bucket, covers him in a ton of whisky, and then lighter fluid, and sets him on fire.

Unfortunately, Santa does not burn quickly enough, and Thomas is unable to complete the task. He therefore earns zero points.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)