Simon butchers the marzipan pig

Simon predicts that Sebastian will ring the bells while singing Jingle Bells. Simon, using his culinary background, cuts the marzipan pig up into traditional Christmas meat cuts.

He earns zero points for his inaccurate prediction and unpredictable behaviour.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)