Paul's crying bastard snow-rabbit

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Paul spends some of his time checking the weather app on his phone, to see if it’s going to snow anytime soon. He eventually decides that it isn’t, and asks for a white teddy bear, and a “snow-flavoured” Slush Puppy. He is provided with one blue and one red Slush Puppy, a white rabbit cuddly toy, and a bag of ice. He empties the ice onto a tray, places the rabbit on top, and proceeds to balance ice cubes on its head, saying “Snowman bear innit?”. He then places a small wooden poseable artist’s mannequin next to it, with Greg’s face stuck to it, and puts an ice cube on top of that, too. Finally, he drips and then pours some of the blue Slush Puppy over the rabbit, claiming that “His expression and tears reflect what I’m going through on the inside.”, before noting “The bastard’s crying innit?”. In the studio, Greg asks Paul if everything’s alright, and Sara suggests that maybe they all shouldn’t be laughing at him. Paul responds only “Snow Bear innit?”, leading the others to point that that it was a rabbit, not a bear. Greg agrees that Paul’s creation was “powerful”, credits Paul for using something cold, and notes that, artistically speaking, it was “right up there”. However, he ultimately awards Paul just 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)