Guy’s safety razor in a loaf of sliced bread

Guy begins by claiming that the actual best thing at the moment would be an iPhone, or some money, or something like that, but that he couldn’t afford those.

Instead, Guy has brought in something which has been known as ‘the best thing’ for some time: a loaf of sliced bread. As an extra layer, he reveals that the loaf contains a Gillette razor which, he reminds everyone, is “The best a man can get”.

Jeremy awards Guy just 1 point, accusing him of having put in the least amount of effort.

(Written by David Fuller and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)