Leigh trims the grass

Leigh trims the grass around the base of the tree’s trunk with a weed-whacker, stating that “it’s not the ‘70s”.

He then places photos of Selma Hayak and Chris Hemsworth on the tree, for himself and “the ladies”, respectively.

Beneath the image of Chris, he also hangs a pink bra on the tree, before playing a song which had to be censored from the video for copyright reasons.

Leigh earns 2 points.

(Written by David Fuller and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)