Brynley names her piñata

Brynley names her piñata Fabio. Although Paul says that he doesn’t want to know its name before he hits it, Brynley tells him anyway.

When Paul smashes open the piñata, he discovers that it is packed full of minced meat, sausages, and various other offal, plus a significant quantity of fake blood.

While the song Amazing Grace plays, Brynley screams “Fabio! What have you done? Oh god! His guts!”. She then walks off, crying, while Paul apologises to Fabio.

Jeremy describes the scene as “devastating” but awards Brynley just 2 points.

(Written by David Fuller and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)